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Breakfast thread

Post your breakfast, negroes. Here's my poor attempt at an English breakfast.

>> No.6397681

>>6397672
Your eggs look too dry, otherwise good.

It's night here so I got nothin.

>> No.6397688

>>6397672
i dont have breakfast ever because my antypsichotics upset my stomach

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>>6397672

>> No.6397699

I had egg salad with tomatoes in corn tortillas was pretty based

>> No.6397700

It's called an english breakfast because most people would sooner pull their teeth out before eating it.

>> No.6397703

Had some sweet'n'sour black beans n rice.

pretty gud.

>> No.6397710

>>6397700
>most people would sooner pull their teeth out before eating it.
untrue. You'd get your fat, piggy, beetus ridden chops around it.

>> No.6397717

>>6397672
>Post your breakfast, negroes. Here's my poor attempt at an English breakfast.

Looks good.

I had scrambled eggs, bacon, baked beans and toasted some brown bread rolls I had left over.

Eatin an English breakfast is healthier than having a bowl of cereal. All that protein and the beans can count as one of your five a day.

>> No.6397723

total, glass of milk (1%), and a bananana

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>>6397723
oblig

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>>6397672

>> No.6398222

>>6397672
Pretty good try 6.5/10

>weird skinless sausages
I know Americans are impoverished sausage-wise, but I'm sure you can do better than generic 'breakfast sausage'

>egg cooked on too high a heat
Get that annoying membrane around the edge; lower the heat a little

>too many beans
Ratio is a bit off for my tastes. Also are they English style beans or sweet/bbq American ones?

>> No.6398257

>>6397672
Would eat, the butter on the bread needs to be more melted and the fried egg needs some improvement. Those beans don't look like Heinz® Baked Beans© so they better be homemade

>> No.6398268

>>6397717
It's pretty easy to make it a bit more healthy as well:
>grill everything rather than fry
>poach the eggs
>low fat sausages
>cut the fat off the bacon
>toast instead of fried bread
Can't help with black puddng thoough, it's delicious but sooo bad

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>>6398268
>implying "has less fat" equals "is more healthy"

>> No.6398405

>>6398398
Are you saying the things he typed don't make it healthier?

>> No.6398406

>>6398268
>Can't help with black puddng thoough, it's delicious but sooo bad

How so? It's oatmeal, blood, and herbs/spices. That's nutritious as hell--lots of vitamins, and fiber as well.

>> No.6398445

>>6398405
They certainly make sure it contains less fat. But let's see:
>>6398268
>>grill everything rather than fry
Be careful not to brown things too much, you don't want to produce acrylamide which possibly causes cancer
>>poach the eggs
Okay, but you could also just boil them.
>>low fat sausages
Might contain so much carbohydrates that it doesn't make a difference. Plus additives such as flavor enhancers suck.
>>cut the fat off the bacon
Don't use bacon. Use ham or something.
Bacon is around 30% fat.
>>toast instead of fried bread
Forget about toast and eat whole grain or rye bread, preferably with a lot of seeds.

>> No.6398451

>>6398398
>what is saturated fat?
Typical fucking American, thinks all fat is good and calories are bad. Enjoy your heart disease and beetus.

>> No.6398454

>>6398406
yeah but lots of sodium and lots of satfat.

>> No.6398459

>>6398445
>Be careful not to brown things too much, you don't want to produce acrylamide which possibly causes cancer
>possibly
Grilling (broiling) is way better for you than frying

>> No.6398536

>>6398445
Fuck this, if you're gonna have a fry up then have a proper fry up. I say this at 6'0, 190 pounds.

>fry sausages and bacon together
>fry eggs in their juices afterwards
>use real butter on delicious fresh white toast
>never forget your HP brown sauce

>> No.6398566

>>6398536
Hey, how is life on your council estate my chavvy friend?
>Northern Monkey confirmed
(just bantz)

>> No.6398578

>>6398566
I was genuinely wondering why you pointed out the banter, then I remembered this isn't /b/

Luckily I don't live on a council estate, although there are some shitty ones not far away from here. You got the northern part right.

>> No.6398605

>>6397681
how do the eggs look dry?