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ITT: Ethnic foods that transform your ass into a human flamethrower.

>> No.6396520

>>6396516
0/10 you're not even trying or slightly amusing.

>> No.6396523
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Why God, why?

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>> No.6396546

Apparently curry for lunch and chili for dinner transforms my spouse's ass into a fucking torpedo launcher.
I don't know exactly what that noise was, but it sounded like a torpedo hitting the hull of ship, and the expression on his face was one of surprise. I asked if he blew his pants out. All I know is we're using separate blankets tonight.

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>>6396516

>> No.6396553

Hot-pot

When i first started dating my wife, the chili in a Szechuan hot-pot would rip through my ass. I would be off and on the toilet sweating my ass for half the day.

After about 4 years I and my gut got used to the burn. Well worth it in the end, because the flavour is so fucking wicked.

>> No.6396560

>>6396553
Ah, I had the same experience with Hot Pot. I can eat it fine now (and I love it, I loved it even when it would give me ass of fire though, too). It's so fucking delicious, but goddamn, if you're not used to it, it'll give you a reason to pray on the toilet.

>> No.6396692

>>6396546
This made me laugh unreasonably loud and uncontrolled.

>> No.6396705

>>6396553
Damn man, wish I could experience that kind of chili.

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well not Ethnic but deviled eggs, egg salad, big dry lima beans,pickled beets, green onion tops, all good stuff, but you better open a window if next to me.

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6397177

goddamn curry

it looks the same going out as it did going in

>> No.6397178

>>6396533
Try going to a place with quality fish.

>> No.6397190

>>6396516
>shitty rubber "cheese" with synthetic corn/wheat derivatives laden with chemicals that was invented in a "food" laboratory in murrica.
>ethnic

I hope your trolling and if not, you may want to go to a doctor to see about a cure for your stupidity.

>> No.6397206

>>6397190
Check out this culinary warrior. A true white knight of food.

>> No.6397224

>>6396523
These blow out my bunghole like a dry rotted tire. I almost never buy them though because I know I'll inhale the whole box in one shame filled sitting.

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most mexican food i'm ok with (although excessive jalapeños and other hot peppers can do me in)

but fucking chipotle. shit isnt even ethnic or spicy yet it turns my asshole into mount st. helens.