Most baking blogs and YouTube channels are pretty terrible. Post your worst. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA6NmJq4FLM

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Anonymous Tue Apr 7 01:14:56 2015 No.6393790 [Reply] [Original]

Most baking blogs and YouTube channels are pretty terrible.

Post your worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA6NmJq4FLM

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:06:03 2015 No.6393885 >>6393790 I was so praying for that video to be named "cooking with poop"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:07:13 2015 No.6393889 Fuck off. Do not turn this into /v/ with shitty threads like this. It's bad enough with Joey threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:53:54 2015 No.6394115 >>6393790 Didn't think it was that bad besides the basic camera work. I'll bite though. Pretty much every video on this dumbass' channel are bad to mediocre. This one is particularly bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 05:14:42 2015 No.6394242 >>6394115 these are yorkshires?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 05:15:57 2015 No.6394247 >>6394115 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjPYaiZS8ek

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 05:21:58 2015 No.6394255

>Gf's mother is a "chef"
>all food she cooks is okay... nothing amazing
>boasts constantly about how amazing her food is, and constantly criticizes everyone's food
>Says she is going to make a youtube channel and blog
>takes a picture of herself in a stupid paper chef hat for blog
>all recipe's she posts are stolen
>she edits a recipe she finds online to match what she thinks will be good
>she does not even make it herself
>picture is saved off some google stock image shit
>she's asking gf to film her whilst she cooks for youtube.
I can't wait for this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 06:07:32 2015 No.6394319 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MINloISNSX0

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 06:11:27 2015 No.6394321 File: 788 KB, 1646x1558, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6394115 This guy is just the worst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 06:16:11 2015 No.6394328 >>6394115 >York-shire Those look absolutely fucking shit. I honestly would not even recognise them as Yorkshire puddings. Go snap some more ceramic knives on purpose, and then try to get a refund you fat, stupid American fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 06:30:44 2015 No.6394341 >>6394319 I love you so much! I forgot all about angry grandpa! I LOVE YOU! I LOVEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 06:44:10 2015 No.6394356 > any channel where they bake things BAKED GOODS BAKED GOODS BAKED GOODS. More like baked bads amirite :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 06:49:54 2015 No.6394363 >>6394356 >amirite yup :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 06:52:51 2015 No.6394368 >>6394356 >>>/mlp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 07:00:22 2015 No.6394380 >>6394356 >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:33:47 2015 No.6396128 >>6394247 I love how he had to apologize to an entire nation for fucking up. Now, how will he apologize for mixing pickles with his strained diarrhea? Or for making sure his dumbass fat kid gets type 2 diabetes (like he has)?

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:42:48 2015 No.6396149

>>6394321
>pouring way too much salsa on ... what? an omelet?
>IT'S FUCKING RAW
>ceramic knives are known for being strong
>somehow fucking up a magic bullet
>don't even know what this stupid shit is
>dear god is that supposed to be onion soup
>disgusting pasta mixed with whipped cream?
>looks like vomit mixed with vegetables and bloody dog shit
>huge loaf of bread, block of cheese, 2 cups of butter... this guy is over 300 lbs and has type 2 diabetes already
>burned-to-fuck chicken
>fucking milk on tortilla chips? really?
>gummy mash
>can't even
>pickles floating in shit piss water
>his wife's miscarriage

He might be the most worthless asshole "cook" on youtube. And he has the audacity to sell sauces? To people? For money?

He should start a new video series on how to be a fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:58:28 2015 No.6396173 >>6394356 u rite

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:49:27 2015 No.6396301 File: 25 KB, 448x412, 1428298879322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6394255 post the link once it's made and I'll fap to it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:58:58 2015 No.6396325 File: 636 KB, 1575x983, cwj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6394115 >>6394247 >>6394321

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:05:27 2015 No.6396339 >>6394115 >>6394321 he literally makes me mad when i watch him

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:31:30 2015 No.6396411 File: 517 KB, 2560x2112, 10749 - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6394321

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:04:21 2015 No.6396656 >>6396411 >>6396339 see, this. why

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:17:20 2015 No.6396684 >>6394341 Jesus, what a fucking asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:27:00 2015 No.6396708 What are some good cooking youtube channels?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:00:33 2015 No.6396788 File: 284 KB, 599x435, 1422507347372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This lady will teach you everything you need to know about knife skills. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1fUFbij2s0

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:06:51 2015 No.6396811 >>6396708 FoodWishes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:51:11 2015 No.6396934 >>6394115 "They came out perfect" That's when I lost it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:11:44 2015 No.6396982 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA An oldie but a goodie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:37:38 2015 No.6397043 >>6394321 What possible reason would he have to cut off a burnt piece of a wooden spoon? Don't tell me that was actually part of a recipe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:34:53 2015 No.6397395 File: 34 KB, 452x521, apron[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6397043 He was doing a product review for a ceramic knife. So the obvious test is to... cut a fucking burnt piece of wood and chip the damn thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:44:10 2015 No.6397403 >>6397043 He was sharpening it on the carbon before slicing a squash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:32:01 2015 No.6397502 >>6396788 This kills the knife

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:53:57 2015 No.6397513 >>6396149 Jack has been at this for 8 FUCKING years now on YouTube, and in my opinion hasn't improved at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:54:49 2015 No.6397515 >>6394115 how can someone be this clueless. jesus fucking christ this may be the most offensive 'cooking' video i've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:18:20 2015 No.6397541 >>6397513 I'm a chef, and Jack is an idiot. But for some reason, I keep watching his videos. Like, he's trying so hard but doesn't ever take the time to do anything the right way. It's so mystifying

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:36:55 2015 No.6397567 >>6397541 classic car wreck theory

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:14:43 2015 No.6398062 >>6396411 thats why they are so fucking fat and stupid

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:24:03 2015 No.6398084

>>6398062
>>6397567
>>6397541
>>6397515
>>6397513

This fat fucking git has another channel where he roams around with his (unfailingly) morbidly obese friends and eat calorie-dense foods and "review" them. It's hilarious. This retard says he is trying to lose weight but hasn't lost any in 5 years. What a fucking tool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:00:20 2015 No.6398166 >>6398084 he fucking blocked me mayn

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:02:55 2015 No.6398173 >>6393790 itt: sad cunts with no qt3.14 gf to cook for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:09:12 2015 No.6398190 File: 788 KB, 1414x1312, 1428215473117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6398173 my kyuti cooks for me, nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:12:13 2015 No.6398197 >>6398166 lol, did you leave truthful comments? perhaps about his she-troll wife, retarded kid or pathetic life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:21:10 2015 No.6398225 >>6398197 it was 4 years ago lol must be about his shitty cook skills

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:38:13 2015 No.6398282 >>6398173 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18yK9qt0eXI The best ones are the crazy ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:39:02 2015 No.6398285 >>6398084 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJQUbfW0bFY That fucking nestle shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:49:23 2015 No.6398301 >>6398282 would bake a cake

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:56:18 2015 No.6398317 >>6398285 >he fucking added that disgusting fake creamer garbage to French pressed coffee >he literally missed the fucking point and ruined it Triggered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:07:32 2015 No.6398335 File: 510 KB, 346x367, party_hard_animu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6398317 "Missing the point" seems to be his life motto

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:11:37 2015 No.6398341 File: 717 KB, 1280x720, 1428345459749.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6398335

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:15:06 2015 No.6398345 >>6398285 >>I'm a big coffee fan >keurig in the background

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:34:36 2015 No.6398412 >>6398335 >more than two frames

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:36:47 2015 No.6398417 >>6398285 >>6396411 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8awc082a-W4

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:42:52 2015 No.6398432 >Cooking with Jack Here's some of my personal favorites in no particular order: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T9z798dxTI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bycgZ0PI6og https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:44:21 2015 No.6398435 File: 335 KB, 2560x1092, bulking with jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6398432

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:51:22 2015 No.6398452

>>6398435
lol, the fatfuck has been bulking his entire life. He has type-2 beetus and had a stroke a few years back. How is this not a wake up call. He said in a video that he doesn't care about "the numbers" only how he feels. By the time he feels shitty his liver and pancreas will have given up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:52:14 2015 No.6398453 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238 Just watch the whole thing. You won't be disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:54:58 2015 No.6398460 >>6398417 Fucking why, people put butter and mct oils in their coffee for training purposes not for a fucking treat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:59:12 2015 No.6398468 File: 34 KB, 369x339, 1410732834601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6398453 >using pleb milk >not using hyper-sweetened condensed milk >not having pneumonia in your mid-20s Get on Sara's level, plebs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:09:24 2015 No.6398488 >>6398453 Her hispanic heritage really helped with that recipe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:12:01 2015 No.6398492 >>6398468 I love this board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:20:28 2015 No.6398512 >>6398452 wasnt he like "losing" weight few years ago?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:25:15 2015 No.6398519 >>6398468 >pneumonia

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:38:09 2015 No.6398541 >>6398432 I know a lot of his videos have some retarded stuff, but sometimes I don't see anything. Like what is wrong with the sandwich video(except maybe the balsamic vinegar.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:32:31 2015 No.6398665 >>6398285 >"Idahlick homes" >"I dunno if they pronounce it as a word, or it's just an acronym" So he's a highschool dropout as well?

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:38:37 2015 No.6398679

>>6398285
He's chosen to represent someone's fine product. He doesn't research, practice, experiment, or otherwise prepare in any way - but still decides "yeah filming this and presenting it as an authority on cooking capable of evaluating a legitimate enterprise's work is a good idea."

Why is this 50% of YouTube now? Do a little fucking prep work if you want to pretend this is your "job."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:46:53 2015 No.6398909 >>6394115 >Yorksh-EYE-re

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:56:41 2015 No.6399037 >>6398679 He didn't even wash it first.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 20:18:11 2015 No.6399072

>>6398468
>>6398492
>>6398519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9PqefBGdxc

ED describes her as being middle-aged but she is only 26 or 27. However, she is probably only 5-8 years away from death at most so maybe that's correct.

The sad part is that lots of her dishes probably taste good... in small amounts and eaten rarely. But you know this bitch is drinking a can of condensed milk every few days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:15:46 2015 No.6399205 File: 91 KB, 1280x720, 5scoops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6398435 >5 scoops of whey to keep nogainz at bay

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:32:35 2015 No.6399244
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>>6398435
>>6399205

Instead of making sauces, Jack should make mass gainer powder. Then at least I could mire that bulkin' power. Hell, he could probably just powderise his stupid sauces and throw a bunch of whale dicks in there for protons.

Also, he has a series called "Jack U"... seriously what the fuck. What a fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:04:20 2015 No.6399321 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:17:21 2015 No.6399441 >>6399244 look at that dumb motherfucker, homer simpson cosplay 24/7

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:00:02 2015 No.6399699 >>6399244 >okay guys here we're going to do this thing I totally didn't see in a episode of Good Eats >the French call it mice and place

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:30:58 2015 No.6399764
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>Jack's pickles video
>dumps an ENTIRE bag of pickling spice into a gallon of water along with 2 cups of salt
>not a drop of vinegar in sight
>guise this jar is brown I'm freaking out the pickles at the store are clear
>sticks his fat fingers into the murky jar and retrieves a pickle
>bites into it
>chews for 15 seconds
>I don't like it it's not sour enough and I don't like the spice mixture

How does this fucking retard manage to breathe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:13:06 2015 No.6399832 File: 1.03 MB, 400x444, 1426291602412.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6399764 And he only "pickled" them for a fucking day. I want him to try fugu butchering himself. I would love to see this idiot paralyze himself.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:35:09 2015 No.6399860
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So what's the over under on this Jack guy being a flaming faggot cuck? That's probably why he moved to Tennessee I mean who the fuck willingly moves there? He must be gettin' cucked by a nigra

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:55:49 2015 No.6399900 >>6399072 That's actually the coolest way to make iced coffee I've ever seen. Could vend this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:59:09 2015 No.6399908 >>6398285 >this channel has over 160.000 subscribers

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:02:07 2015 No.6399913 >>6398285 >plastic and hot water >worlds most ordinary french press

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 08:27:44 2015 No.6400313 >>6399072 That looks pretty neat, all those concentrated milk on other hand....

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:25:12 2015 No.6400888 >>6399205 >Mutant Mayhem >not Mutant Wheyhem One job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:31:53 2015 No.6400905 >>6398453 Bruh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:34:27 2015 No.6400909 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr79A4OkDCA the only thing he does right

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:34:49 2015 No.6400910 >>6398432 >mayonnaise >balsamic >shitty Olive Garden dressing >putting all of this on one sandwich

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 13:05:38 2015 No.6400964 >>6398285 Jesus christ put a trigger warning on this shit. I am mad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 13:11:40 2015 No.6400971 >>6399860 Tennessee is a pretty nice state anon. I live here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:02:58 2015 No.6401778 >>6398432 This guy...this fuckin' guy.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:12:29 2015 No.6401798

Does anyone remember a few months back Anon made a thread about the "suburbanite grill guy" or something? Basically it described a man who bought a shit ton of cookware/ingredients/imports that he had no idea how to properly utilize. I think I just called OP jealous that he couldn't afford to do that and just left it at that, but now I realize that perfectly sums up this Jack guy. To a fucking tee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 18:47:21 2015 No.6401889 >>6393790 dude don't bake your bong

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 19:10:15 2015 No.6401945 >>6398417 i was really hoping for a repeat of that /ck/ screencap of the guy trying to make butter coffee with nescafe and margarine

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 06:20:56 2015 No.6403304 File: 274 KB, 830x596, No_Man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6394115 ooo lawdy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 06:30:32 2015 No.6403319 >>6401798 I remember that thread, and that is exactly what Jack is. The raw chicken video gave me nightmares- blood literally seeps out of the damn thing at the price of a fork and he's like 'look at the juices!'

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 06:31:56 2015 No.6403323 >>6403319 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 08:22:02 2015 No.6403503 >>6394319 I laughed way too much

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 08:25:08 2015 No.6403508 classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 08:46:38 2015 No.6403545 >>6394319 So that guy really didnt break the xbox because he wanted to make cookies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 09:01:25 2015 No.6403561 >>6398541 Because he thinks a video needs to be made about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 09:13:40 2015 No.6403577 File: 38 KB, 370x514, 1414061878959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 10:42:57 2015 No.6403704 File: 387 KB, 638x353, Based.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6403508 Based Italian tomato sauce from Italy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 10:54:52 2015 No.6403725 File: 29 KB, 300x260, 1424365157259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6403508 >tomato sauce in cans >onion and garlic powder >1.5 cups of oil >CANOLA OIL

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 11:27:57 2015 No.6403811 >>6403323 Cooking with Jack - McCormick seasoning chicken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 11:30:26 2015 No.6403819 >>6403725 i showed that video to a friend of mine and he said he cooks just like her. then he claims that its good because he has been cooking for himself for 15 years. im so very disappointed

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 12:44:31 2015 No.6404065
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I've been watching Jack's "review" channel and it's ridiculous. No wonder he is such a fat fuck. Are those restaurants normal for American restaurants? It's mind boggling how unhealthy and oversized almost all of the food is (except for some ethnic foods like pho).

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:19:25 2015 No.6404298 >>6403508 I just cannot understand Mr. Cameraman. Does he keep his hand on the focus and does he have Parkinsons or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:57:32 2015 No.6404435 >>6404065 They call mcdonalds and other junkfood outlets "a restaurant" here in north america

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 15:21:07 2015 No.6404485 >>6396982 I've never seen this video before. That was definitely.. 3 dimensional. Also disgusting. Why would you do that to vegetables?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 15:22:30 2015 No.6404491 I loved Henry Phillips his series.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 15:24:28 2015 No.6404500 >>6398665 I fucking shat when he said that. Christ what a turd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 15:33:35 2015 No.6404527 You'll probably need therapy after watching this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 15:46:21 2015 No.6404558 >>6398285 >"little bit of mexican chocolate creamer" >dumps in an a 5th of the bottle no. you don't like coffee. you like sugar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 15:52:36 2015 No.6404578 >>6404527 Thats an arthouse quality video

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:02:13 2015 No.6404613 >>6404527 this is what insanity looks like

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:13:07 2015 No.6404649 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmC9SmCBUj4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j71zxDcTIU he is such a tool

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:15:04 2015 No.6404655 >>6404649 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtIiR7DBAqY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:35:36 2015 No.6404732 File: 781 KB, 1024x768, Tool-Band-Picture[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6404649 You know who's a tool? Pic related

>>	pls PLS Fri Apr 10 16:44:10 2015 No.6404766 File: 209 KB, 1024x1024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ¿Hay alguien de habla española leyendo esto? Me siento un poco solo :c

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 17:31:37 2015 No.6404914 >>6404766 Do you Spanish people add backwards punctuation marks to sentences so you're prepared as to what is to come?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:07:20 2015 No.6404994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:09:31 2015 No.6405001 File: 802 KB, 854x466, autism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6404994

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 09:44:37 2015 No.6406664 ayy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:00:28 2015 No.6406694 >>6398432 kordon bluhhhh Fucking Americans

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 17:52:26 2015 No.6407730 File: 32 KB, 400x300, 1428775604670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This fucking Jack guy... holy shit. I want to kill his entire family and watch his reaction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:01:01 2015 No.6407747 >>6407730 Put some coke/viagra in their sugar, some hearts gonna pop

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:34:04 2015 No.6407794 >>6403508 don't forget the meatballs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiRjxaNTWM

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:46:12 2015 No.6407820 >>6407747 I was thinking waterboard them in his "sauce" or something but that would be stealthier

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 19:52:24 2015 No.6407996 >>6398432 Oh god, that Knife Skills video. Not only does he not realize what he's talking about, but he's trying so hard to pry absolutes from her. >"Which one would you just not recommend?" >"So I should always slice it, not dice it, huh?" Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 20:46:50 2015 No.6408142 >>6407996 Saw that onion bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 03:23:43 2015 No.6409107 >>6404065 >Are those restaurants normal for American restaurants? Yes. Well at least normal to find in the shitty areas such as where he lives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 06:22:42 2015 No.6409334 https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ruokavinkki

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 06:58:20 2015 No.6409381 >>6407794 >drops meat on clean counter >"we're gonna have to throw that away" >uses her hands to mix >poaching meatballs in canola oil dear god so greasy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:04:22 2015 No.6409599 >>6409381 Shes a canolla oil shill

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:12:27 2015 No.6409843 File: 98 KB, 1920x1080, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6409381 And when she mixes ground meat with a spoon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:47:43 2015 No.6409944 >>6407794 Does she have autism or OCD or something jesus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:05:59 2015 No.6410348 >>6394115 fucking lol'd as I heard his intro wasn't expecting someone to post Jack, but I'm not surprised either

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:16:11 2015 No.6410397 >>6394321 >>6394115 has anyone bought/tried his sauces?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:19:30 2015 No.6410408 >>6404527 >Hating on based Masaokis

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 16:40:52 2015 No.6410734 >>6410397 dont expect it to be better than kraft shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 17:40:57 2015 No.6410914 File: 72 KB, 500x500, headscratcher.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6394321 Lifehack : Use a headscratcher to make perfect scrambled eggs quick and easy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 18:13:08 2015 No.6411005 >>6396708 Cooking With Dog Maangchi FoodWishes Manskils (dormant) Helen something (viet foods)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:05:48 2015 No.6412836 >>6394321 can someone link me to the videos in this picture?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:33:32 2015 No.6412872 >>6407794 Why does she throw away food trhat will be cooked? What was on that counter at some point in time that won't die during cooking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:45:37 2015 No.6413042 >>6411005 >cooking with dog Mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:58:53 2015 No.6413070 File: 547 KB, 256x256, Maangchi-profile[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6411005 Approved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:30:08 2015 No.6413358 File: 464 KB, 2000x1124, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what do you think about simple cooking channel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:36:35 2015 No.6413385 >>6413358 he makes some awesome shit but his face, his personality and his style to talk is like the inside of my asshole - utter bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:24:20 2015 No.6413521 >>6409843 what's wrong with that

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:25:06 2015 No.6413675 >>6394321 So glad this guy was posted on here. I love watching him for humility purposes and too see what shite gadget he will try out next. He's also SUPER religious, also EVERY person in his family is fucking morbidly obese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:38:38 2015 No.6413712 >>6411005 I love FoodWishes, Chef John fuckin rules!

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:45:33 2015 No.6413726

>>6394321
I remember flipping shit on him for the poutine video;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJnH-t9GiLs

Then he disabled comments. Seems like he did the same thing for the Yorkshire puddings. How the fuck could you tell the Yorkshire puddings didn't turn out!? He must have never seen or eaten one before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:36:16 2015 No.6413869 File: 257 KB, 2114x798, 10749 - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6413726 bruh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:23:28 2015 No.6414082 >>6405001 The best part is whoever was filming this (I assume one of his parents) let him eat raw ground beef and use a sharp knife when he clearly had no idea what he was doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:19:41 2015 No.6415110 File: 24 KB, 615x349, ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:44:44 2015 No.6415429 Merrill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs2ohb1kHJE

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:58:15 2015 No.6415437

>>6396708
This guy used to have a Youtube channel;

http://my.ifood.tv/papercuts777

Papercuts777, used to call himself the drunk cook. He would get drunk and high as fuck and cook food. It was by far the funniest cooking videos I have ever seen. No idea what happened to him though, his channel was deleted and gone a while back. I have saved 90% of his videos though, so I'm happy I still get to watch them all. Wish you could see all of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:04:35 2015 No.6415441 >>6415437 Found his new channel here; https://www.youtube.com/user/CUTS777INTHEHIZZY/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:34:46 2015 No.6415459 >>6393790 Cooking/Baking blogs? >Looking for video of people cooking/eating... >Using youtube for THAT??? >Not experiencing any of the food for yourself or creating any... >Listening to and believing them, rather than forming your own opinion...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:15:43 2015 No.6415802 >>6413521 dont be a pussy, just go in there and mix with your hands. having clean hands in a kitchen is a standard just like keeping a knife sharp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:27:49 2015 No.6415817 >>6415429 >Illinois flyovercuisine.flv

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:28:47 2015 No.6416041 >>6415459 dude level up your posting skill a bit before trying that again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:32:08 2015 No.6416565 Cooking With Jack's worst videos according to /ck/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:34:26 2015 No.6417269 >>6416041 I'll keep that in mind for the next time I level up, after the next 845030 xp is earned.... idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:00:24 2015 No.6417331 >>6416565 >'pickles' >no vinegar >"not sour enough"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:23:51 2015 No.6417501 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw a classic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:26:45 2015 No.6417506 >>6398285 >take a little bit of butter >drops 300 calories of butter in I hate fat people

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:37:59 2015 No.6417523 >>6400909 >Unless you're using them for a dessert, like deep-fried ice cream Who the fuck deep fries ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:52:51 2015 No.6417558 File: 206 KB, 500x500, 1426543440298.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6398285 >you dont want to scrape glass with a metal spoon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:38:47 2015 No.6417680 SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWUjRIZmLc

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:00:07 2015 No.6417744 File: 242 KB, 1024x764, sweet-jesus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6398285 https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=232&v=8JQJxuAOMK8 I can't watch

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:24:51 2015 No.6417799 File: 102 KB, 600x925, killcrab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6396788 but why..

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:15:53 2015 No.6417929

>>6394115
Why does he have a bunch of knives in a block, and then a magnet full of knives on the wall? I've been working as a sous chef for 5 years, I'm starting my first job as an exec chef on Friday, and I have six fucking knives. Now, tweezers and plating spoons is another story....

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:17:17 2015 No.6417935 >>6394247 How did he fuck up pickles?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:25:02 2015 No.6417963 >>6399321 SEE-PICK-ELLS kek every time

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:52:09 2015 No.6418032 >>6398453 >that's enchiladas >that's real enchiladas fuck me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:01:44 2015 No.6418479 File: 170 KB, 1425x1012, 545022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6396788 nice dubs btw

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:08:04 2015 No.6418485 File: 36 KB, 320x303, 1373843268263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6398432

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:12:09 2015 No.6418486 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAmiyWRrn_E&list=PLABDF3052CBF1B195&index=28 These faggots, they're called "Nerdy nummies" and all they use is boxed cake mix. Boxed cake mix is not baking, it's just being lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:14:02 2015 No.6418488 >>6394319 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVKWrTYXkAs my eyes have seen the truth >dem nails doe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:24:16 2015 No.6418496 File: 20 KB, 400x400, Poo-Brain-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6407794

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:05:56 2015 No.6418545 File: 13 KB, 366x329, 1424365388794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6411005 >cooking with dog >yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:37:47 2015 No.6418597 >>6396708 Titli

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:53:33 2015 No.6418609 >>6398285 I want to comment every sentance he just said...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:57:27 2015 No.6418613 >>6403508 >it is the oil that makes the taste >canola oil

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 08:19:10 2015 No.6418684 >>6417744 That product triggers me. You're flipping the food into a cold pan this way!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 09:24:07 2015 No.6418769 >>6396708 SORTED ByronTalbott

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 19:03:53 2015 No.6420159 >>6404649 Why the hell does he bounce around like an eight year old with Parkinson's and ADHD? Dude needs to calm the fuck down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 21:36:04 2015 No.6420566 File: 20 KB, 177x166, DELICIOSO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6398453

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 00:54:19 2015 No.6421088 >>6394321 Which video is the bloody chicken pic from?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 01:01:10 2015 No.6421098 >>6393790 That looks like an army of Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poos

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 01:03:40 2015 No.6421101 >>6420566 That looks like a mask.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 01:10:15 2015 No.6421113

>>6421101
it is. her countenance hides years of regret for her broken marriage, thousands of years of shame for her new world ancestors whose culture is discarded in seconds for a tiny bit of screentime with someone barely internet famous, and the reality that the only permanent in her empty shell of a life is a lifelong "friend" who suffers from extreme obesity, is absolutely terrible at his "cuisine" related occupation, and thinly covers his attempts at sexual harassment as faux friendliness that everyone down to his pitiable wife can see from any digitally-connected screen anywhere in the world

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 01:53:06 2015 No.6421187 >>6421113 Succinct.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 02:14:34 2015 No.6421232

>>6393790
chef john over at 'food wishes' has his technical audio visual shit together. he got the message that everything doesn't have to be live to tape or in real time.
he just gets several shots of each step and then edits those shots with a high quality voice narration.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 02:17:20 2015 No.6421241 Wow why do you hate this guy, he's not that bad. IS it because he's happy and you're not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 02:35:42 2015 No.6421287 >>6404527 I'm almost positive I've seen this guy cooking steak on the toilet seat with toilet paper and a lighter

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 02:44:41 2015 No.6421305 >>6414082 It's his older brother, he's fully aware of how much of a autistic mongoloid swee is so he goes along with it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 07:35:44 2015 No.6421568 >>6416565 holy shit how stupid can you get >it's the seasoning! i don't like the seasoning ):

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 22:39:31 2015 No.6423354 >>6416565 whats up with kosher salt, is he jewish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:15:19 2015 No.6423430 >>6404649 >>6404655 He conflicts himself between these videos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:32:09 2015 No.6423698 >>6421232 he's 10/10. also his puns are bane tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:37:24 2015 No.6423711 >>6417929 >tweezers LONDON? O N D O N ?

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