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>walk into chipolte
>see this
>wat do

>> No.6393493

>>6393489
look at the menu instead

>> No.6393501

IT'S A DECOY. WATCH FOR PICKPOCKETS.

>> No.6393505 [DELETED] 

Call it a nigger

>> No.6393508

>>6393489
Rape rape rape

>>6393493
NormierereererreeeeeeEeeeEEeEEEEEEEEEEeeeee! Go back to reddit this is my safe space for hating women and minorities and people with more money than me!

>> No.6393517

>Ayyyy baby, let me put another tear in them pants you know where

>> No.6393518

>>6393508
Holy shit someone is an upset little girl

>> No.6393524

>>6393489
who the fuck would walk into a chipotle, eww

>> No.6393527

>>6393489
Oh hell yes haven't had Barq's in ages

>> No.6393531

>>6393524
They're getting lengua soon

>> No.6393534

>>6393489
turn around, leave, and go to literally any mexican restaurant owned and operated by mexican people.

>> No.6393542

>>6393534
Lel, you're that guy who was getting btfo in the Mexican food thread aren't you

At least you're still more authentic than chipotle ;_;

>> No.6393548

>>6393508
Well I never know what I want before I get to chipotle, what do you do?

>> No.6393556

Ejaculate on my ass.

>> No.6393561

>>6393548
There are like three questions with
three or four choices each. If that's overwhelming...

>> No.6393565

>>6393561
I haven't been to a chipotle in months, I'm just being honest

>> No.6393567

>>6393489
"Hey cool pants"

>> No.6393578

>>6393524
>who the fuck would walk into a chipotle, eww
You're right. Most people drive their mobility scooters into a chipotle.

>> No.6393598

>>6393542
Chipotle is shit
SHITTTT

>> No.6393600

>>6393489
Rush to the toilet and clean out my underwear.

>> No.6393623

>>6393598
You really impressed me with your patrician taste there. How many days since you were defeated by marketing?

>> No.6393628

>>6393623
I regrettably went there once 2 years ago
Since then I'll keep on calling it shit whenever it comes up

>> No.6393636

Ask about the outcome of her midget knife fight.

>> No.6393643

>>6393489
Wonder what a black is doing in my city.
There arent a lot of them round these parts, and its not a joke.

>> No.6393646

>>6393643
Where do you live, mexican territory?

>> No.6393658

>>6393636

underbreaded toast

>> No.6393661

>>6393567
as another girl, I would definitely feel the need to tell her I like her pants. They're hot.

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6393662

walk into chipolte first mistake
listening to my opinion second mistake
if you like, fine. I think it's over rated, over hyped junk but only my opinion pic related, another fan

>> No.6393670

>>6393578
I've never seen that. I always see skinny people there actually. Only time I see that level of lard ass is when I go to the grocery store and in front of any deli in any store, you'll see those motorized scooter assholes. Always over weight and always rude to the person behind the counter. You can tell they hate where they are in life.

>> No.6393672

>>6393628
what a fascinating hobby you have! tell me, do you just wait for someone to post chipotle threads? do you do this for other fast food threads as well?

>> No.6393676

>>6393672
Chipotle IS SHITT YOUR TASTE IS SHIT

>> No.6393677
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6393677

>>6393662
>enjoying south park

>> No.6393678

Why do people act like chipotle is trying to be mexican food? It's not mexican food, and it's not advertised as mexican food. It's supposed to be a bastardized southwestern american take on mexican food, and it does that very well.

>> No.6393684

>>6393678
yeah it's called tex mex.
people here just like to be contrarian.

>> No.6393691

>>6393678
>Does that very well
Omylmao

>> No.6393697

>>6393691
>le chipotle sucks maymay
they are very good at being a shittier imitation of mexican food.

>> No.6393700

>>6393697
>They are good at being a shitty version of a good type of food
How does this help your argument?

>> No.6393707

>>6393700
Because they're not trying to be mexican food.
They're trying to be "tex mex".
They are good at being tex mex.
They are not good at being mexican food.

>> No.6393712

>>6393489
"hey babe your pretty cute for a black girl. you should probably get the diet coke. you have nice legs too."

>> No.6393714

wonder why there is a non-white in a SWPL restaurant

>> No.6393783

>>6393489
Le embarro de crema los pambazos

>> No.6393789

>>6393712
Dat epic negging. You gonna get so much pussy, man.

>> No.6393791

Chipotle is Taco Bell 2.0

>> No.6393806
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>>6393791
pretty much this, except it doesnt turn your diarreha into liquid lava when it comes out of your ass. Seriously ive had some bad bell that came out like a fiery niagra falls once.

Pic related

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6393845

>>6393489
m'lady

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6393871

>>6393677
hell not implying,and more like bill dotree than hank If you want offensive watch squid billies(you know hank was derived from bevis and butt head.. ever get the Idea I have warched too many cartoons What's up Doc

>> No.6393876

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.6393879

>>6393489
is that a nigger getting sprite to make dirty sprite in a water cop? well if i was cop in the south id shoot her.

>> No.6393883

>>6393879
*cup

>> No.6393973

Tell her I still hate her and I'm glad we broke up.

>> No.6393989

I wonder how well would it turn out if i braise an oxtail with that barbacoa sauce. does anyone have the recipe? I'm mexican myself but I don't mind some wanna be mexican dishes once in a while

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>> No.6394121

>>6393489
Try not to inhale near it

>> No.6394125

>>6393489
>sidle up
>stick fire packet in leg slit
>tsssssssssssssss

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6394141

Living in Portland?

Beat her to a bloody pulp, bend down, whisper in her ear "Fucking chainfag", and go get Korean-Mexican fusion Bulgogi Burrito

Plebs

>> No.6394146

>>6394141
Portland is pussy. You would offer her a latte or a bag of trail mix

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6394154

>>6394146

>Triggered my tripfag
> Not knowing about Cartlandia
> Not know about Rip City's culinary explosion
>Not knowing about our microbrews.

7/10 Jimmies Rustled

>> No.6394157

>>6394154
Ninkasi is pretty good but your city is homo

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6394602

>>6393677
>enjoying things

>> No.6394635

>>6394154
read as:
>not knowing about self important hipster assholes in fagtown

>> No.6394650

>>6393670
That's true.
Maybe they only get family or friends to grab their junk food for them. They can't just be fat on groceries.

>> No.6394669

>>6393623>>6393672


shill detected

>> No.6394678

Smack her on the ass and become disgusted as a blast of liquid shit is instantly propelled from her anus because she's eating Chipotle.

>> No.6394910

>>6393489

sneak up right behind her ear and shout

AY MA WHAT'S YO NUMBER MA LEMME GET YO NUMBER

>done it loads of times
>never fails

>> No.6394922

>>6393489
Put my thumbs in my belt loops and channel my inner big guy.

>> No.6394949

>>6393489
Slap the water cup out of her hand as it is filled wih sprite, then alert the proper authorities

>> No.6394955

>buy my diet coke because I'd never order food at chipotle
>sit down next to the negress
>chat her up, claim I can make Mexican food 10 times as good as chipotle
>she asks me to leave her alone
>I leave the store, go home and watch netflix

>> No.6394990

>Walk past her
>Place my order
>Receive food
>Pay
>Leave

>> No.6395008

>>6393489
Continue walking and leave Chipotle, also bestiality is wrong.

>> No.6395034

>>6394157
very homo.
portland is pretty much home of the trannys at this point.

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6395048

>>6393707
mi negro

>> No.6395059

Start crying from the ontological crisis over why I walked in there in the first place.

>> No.6395096

fucking contrarian hipsters man...

>> No.6395220

>>6393670
>muh anecdotal evidence means it's the same everywhere!!!11
No, I've actually performed a study on the number of people entering Chipotle on mobility scooters and on average they consist about 45% of patrons

>> No.6395234

>>6393712
>some sperg would actually say this

Don't forget to show her your copy of The God Delusion too.

>> No.6395248

>>6393489
id do everything to her

>> No.6395262

Sanitize Sprite button with alcohol wipes so the next person who uses it doesn't get aids.
I give. That's what I do.

>> No.6395306

>>6393493
shipotle literally has 4 menu items: burrito, burrito bowl, nachos, and tacos.

>> No.6395334

>>6393879

>water cop

dummy