How many beers personally get you wasted?

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Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:30:58 2015 No.6393330 [Reply] [Original]

How many beers personally get you wasted?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:34:11 2015 No.6393338 Depends on the ABV, obviously. Standard 5% pisswater I could drink 20 of them over the course of a night and not get wasted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:34:43 2015 No.6393341 Depends on alcohol content of the beer, if I ate before I started drinking, etc.. A 7% and up beer? 5-6 and I'll be getting there. A weaker, session type beer? May take a little more. 12-15 some nights.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:35:57 2015 No.6393347 >>6393330 >wasted not sure. i usually drink craft beer so a 6 pack will get me drunk but not "wasted"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:37:25 2015 No.6393352 >>6393347 >craft beer You realize that says nothing about alcohol content, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:46:11 2015 No.6393379 >>6393330 I'll say 15, 5% ABV beers over the course of 5 hours will be a good start. My personal "record" at a bar was 26 Guinness in a 6 hour span.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:48:53 2015 No.6393392 >>6393338 You're either 7 feet tall or full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:50:14 2015 No.6393398 >>6393392 Or, you've never heard of something called alcohol tolerance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:52:05 2015 No.6393406 >>6393392 This board is full of alcoholics what did you expect?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:52:10 2015 No.6393409 >>6393398 I have. The only person who could manage 20 beers without getting wasted was Andre the Giant. Now get the fuck out you aren't impressing anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:54:02 2015 No.6393413 >>6393352 true. averages around 7% for what i usually drink

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:54:21 2015 No.6393414 >>6393409 Haha! You must be trolling, or incredibly naive. Either way, good show, dickhole!

Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:54:49 2015 No.6393415
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>>6393409
If you don't chug a half liter of everclear for lunch every day during your lunch break in front of your boss and/or clients, you're probably an obama-voting hipster who ostentatiously chomps on kale sushi and works at a petting zoo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:55:21 2015 No.6393417 >>6393409 Also, did you not read what this thread is about? >How many beers personally get you wasted? How are those high school standardized tests for reading comprehension treating you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:56:57 2015 No.6393424 >>6393414 I'm not the kid making retarded claims on an anonymous Chinese cartoon board. Film yourself drinking 20 beers for my amusement, pissant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:58:35 2015 No.6393430 >>6393409 I don't know, anon, I can drink 20 Zima pretty easily and not have a buzz.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:58:49 2015 No.6393431 >>6393424 You are so dumb 5*20 is only 100 do you you really not need at least 100% alcohol to get drunk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 22:59:23 2015 No.6393433 File: 25 KB, 220x342, 1426373082657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw last tuesday i drank 3 liters and threw up i'm a small guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:01:40 2015 No.6393437 >>6393433 Its OK as long as you aren't a hothead

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:02:17 2015 No.6393438 If I can drink 4 9.5%s in 45 minutes I can get pretty drunk. Otherwise it takes a whole 6pack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:13:32 2015 No.6393466 I'm only 18 and can drink up to like 30 beers and not feel a thing yall are just pussies lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:14:27 2015 No.6393470 >>6393466 >not pouring all 30 beers into your asshole and getting way drunker Stay pleb, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:18:03 2015 No.6393475 >>6393466 >future job with name sewn on shirt detected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:20:33 2015 No.6393482 >>6393466 Bruh try an enema with a low abv beer or (if you're not a pussy) a half shot of vodka. All your "tolerance" won't mean jack shit babby

Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:25:35 2015 No.6393497

I can't really get wasted on beer anymore.

I drink beer, and enjoy it - I just snagged a couple 120 minutes that were still on a random shelf - but it's usually too heavy to get "wasted" on (beer in general, but especially dish-water shit that most anons talk about going through a case of in a night).

Even if I go out to a brew pub/beer sampling thing/brew fest, I'll still come home, drink a glass of water, and tend to some vodka while in bed watching early dragon ball or something like dubbed Maison Ikkoku, hitting a vape that hasn't been cleaned for a year, hitting a popper, and still waking up whoever's around going out for a red.

The idea of getting "wasted" on beer seems pretty ridiculous to me, tbh. It also makes me think of all the studies that have determined that boxed wine is the best bang for your buck if you're looking to just get drunk, and while my live-in other takes that route, I'll swear by cheap vodka every time... You'd have to be fucking desperate to choke down enough shitty prune water to even come close to getting the immediate effect of grain waters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:27:21 2015 No.6393499 To get shitfaced blackout pants on head retarded wasted I'd need about 20 rolling rocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:29:27 2015 No.6393502 File: 24 KB, 500x500, cheap as fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6393497 only retards think wine is the cheapest way to get drunk. 1.75 L of vodka for 10 bucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:30:29 2015 No.6393512 >>6393392 20 beers over an entire night is not hard at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:33:14 2015 No.6393522 >>6393497 New pasta is best pasta.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:33:46 2015 No.6393528 >Implying I drink beer to get drunk

Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:35:07 2015 No.6393535
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3-4 beers an hour will do it for me.

My personal bests:
>Hard Alcohol: Grain alcohol mixed with Red Bull (70/30 mix) in two hours from a 1L Camelbak
>Beer: 14 in an hour and a half

I've never felt so shitty in my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:38:20 2015 No.6393550 File: 38 KB, 576x453, 14410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I drink like a hundred beers a night and then have sex with one of my many girlfriends. You pussies are faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:43:41 2015 No.6393573 >>6393535 >You will never drink craft beer with Mio Why is life so horrible?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:44:15 2015 No.6393574 >>6393502 If this thread is still alive in 10 hours I might just post my collection of empty, and not yet opened, skol handles. It wouldn't be my first choice, but I recently moved and it's the best for the price, and usually cheapest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:48:30 2015 No.6393585 >>6393330 18 years old, decently skinny here About 8 or so would get me wasted. I'd still remember the night (or atleast most of it) but I'd be pretty fucking drunk

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:50:20 2015 No.6393592 >>6393330 Many ;_; I got 2x 15boxes for three day weekend and only achieved much drunk on the first day but drinking about 10-12 There are few things sadder than a quickly built tolerance

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:50:26 2015 No.6393593 >>6393415 Or just not an alcoholic...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:50:35 2015 No.6393594 >>6393585 Let's see that sweet 18 year old ass

Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:50:50 2015 No.6393595

>>6393330

I'm a lightweight to start with, but with beer it's even worse. Assuming that these are your basic %5 ABV lager swill. Depending on how it's spaced out, I find that six to eight in a night (five or six hours maybe) would get me to a good point where I'm social but not overboard. If I want to start some shit though I could probably do somewhere between a twelver and a two-four, probably twenty beers maximum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:52:29 2015 No.6393599 >>6393466 Either liar of super fucking fat sack of shit If it were me I think I'd rather be the liar

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:55:48 2015 No.6393604 >>6393535 How old are you? I'm 18. About 6 or 7 will do it for me. Maaybe even 8. It's tough stopping when you're so ahead, the drunker you are, the more you want

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:56:54 2015 No.6393610 >>6393594 ;^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:57:28 2015 No.6393612 >>6393330 A six pack within an hour usually has me feeling good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:58:16 2015 No.6393614 If I'm going at a comfortable pace, 16+ bottles. If I'm slamming pints then only 6-8 half litres.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 6 23:59:39 2015 No.6393619 I get drunk relatively quickly but can drink a lot over the course of a night without being very drunk in general

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:05:23 2015 No.6393631 A single beer gets me feeling pretty off, two and I'm basically drunk, three and I'm out of it This is given that I usually drink them in a matter of seconds

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:07:49 2015 No.6393638 If by drinks you mean "pints" (as opposed to a little can or something) of typical like ~5-6% bar swill, usually about 7. The line between me being functionally drunk and wasted though is like half a beer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:08:19 2015 No.6393640 I generally pick up a 12 pack on Friday and drink them all over the course of 5 hours. That's plenty to get me pretty drunk. Most I've done in a night was around 20. This is Budweiser. It varies with microbrews.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:11:40 2015 No.6393648 >>6393631 that'd still only be 3 shots mate...

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:12:13 2015 No.6393650
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>>6393573
She would have some great things to talk about.

>>6393604
I'm 25. I used to be able to drink more, but now I have a job and responsibilities. Enjoy your college years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:16:43 2015 No.6393659 >>6393650 thanks m8 I'm actually legal to drink in a month, I can't fucking wait. I've been counting down the days till my 19th b-day since my 18th birthday. It's gonna be killer >future alcoholic in the making >feelsbadman

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:23:50 2015 No.6393682 >>6393648 Nah, not unless it's really weak beer. More like four and a half. Maybe five.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:23:56 2015 No.6393683 >>6393512 Sure nigger, but because you are getting some 0.3L cans... Any country where you order a beer and get less than 0.5L has no right to drink beer and a person has absolutely no right to brag about the amount of beer that they can consume

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:25:08 2015 No.6393686 >>6393682 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:27:20 2015 No.6393692 3 pints of %10 to start feeling it, 5 to be drunk, 8 to really drunk, 12 to I will almost certainly vomit in my sleep.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:28:36 2015 No.6393695

Depends on what beer and how fast I drink them, to get a really good DRUNK well I can go like 20 beers or so drinking normal speed, I could get wasted if some of those I drank super fast

Usually I drink Steel Reserve 40s which are almost double the alcohol of your normal beer, I can get drunk off two 40s with a pretty constant drinking but I don't drink fast typically and about three will get me pretty drunk as long as I don't take TOO long with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:31:12 2015 No.6393703 >>6393682 If it's 5 shots then they're 8.2% each (at 41ml shots of 40% and 335ml cans/bottles at 8.2%) which you're obviously not doing as fast as a shot of liquor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:35:05 2015 No.6393713 >>6393638 A pint is 16 American oz though, right? 7 pints is roughly twelve 12oz beers

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:36:39 2015 No.6393716 >>6393713 British pint is 20 oz

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:38:32 2015 No.6393719 The standard 3.2% beer available in gas stations here? At least 20. But three or six is enough to start my day off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:41:56 2015 No.6393726 >>6393719 >standard 3.2% Christ almighty do you live in Mississippi or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 00:57:24 2015 No.6393752 >>6393719 >standard 3.2% beer how is that even a thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 01:01:26 2015 No.6393761 i never even want to really start going crazy with drinks until i'm drunk enough, and i never reach that sort of tipping point with beer. i'm too slow

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 01:04:05 2015 No.6393766 I'm a fairly light drinker. Thanks azn genes. I'll go an entire night from 9-1 and maybe have 8 on a sloppy day. Otherwise, I'll have as little as five and just enjoy the buzz before making drunchies and going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 01:06:41 2015 No.6393773 >>6393766 Sounds like a lot for an Asian, I have a Chinese friend that has 2 and is drunk, 3 and he's finished

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 01:13:09 2015 No.6393787 File: 46 KB, 220x851, brian boru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] depends, i can do 5-7 of the 6.5-.7.8 stuff but if i have anything over 10 its usually like 4 and im feelin it hard Pic related, my personal fav irish red

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 01:15:38 2015 No.6393792 4 to feel it, 6 for tipsy, 8 for drunk, 12 for hammered, 15 and up i'm headed for blackoutville. assuming they are all consumed in quick secession.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 01:33:08 2015 No.6393824 >>6393330 i get decently drunk after like a six pack of coors regular, maybe like 8 pbr shitwaters to get wasted like 15. blackout drunk, like 20

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:08:23 2015 No.6393893 Drunk, seven or eight. Wasted, somewhere around thirteen. This is 6-7% typically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:16:29 2015 No.6393921 They sell 3.2 in utah so like...7 of those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:18:19 2015 No.6393924 6 beers and I'm pretty drunk >18 year old, 135 pounds

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:35:04 2015 No.6393955 >>6393612 I like the buzz you get on that rate, have a smoke after that and maybe 2 more drinks, drink water when I get home, get up for work the next day relatively fine >I work weekends

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:39:37 2015 No.6393961 >>6393330 I drink 8-10 beers nightly. I drink liquor if i want to get wasted

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:41:48 2015 No.6393964 1 but then again im a grill :3

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:41:52 2015 No.6393965 I can feel it at 2 beers, I wouldn't drive after 3, at 6 I'm headed drunkways, at 7 I'm drunk, at 10 I'm pass-out wasted.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:46:28 2015 No.6393977

I had about 7 of my friends over at my apartment a few years ago back when we were new to drinking and just freshmen
I put together "100 beer night" where between us 8 lightweights we put down 30 keystone ices 60 keystone lights and a few 6 packs
About 3 ofy buddies were ultra lightweights who would get drunk on 3 beers and shitty on 6
So it was me and my alcoholic and partially meth addict friend carrying the team with the other 3 pulling their own weight
Good times

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 02:54:03 2015 No.6393984
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>mfw trying to get drunk off beer

Last friday I bought a big bottle of Shiner Prickly Pear (~1.5 pints) and a six pack of Miller Low-Life tall boys.

I drank the Shiner and three lowlifes within the course of an hour and was more than fine to drive home. I killed the last three lowlifes in another hour at home and was barely drunk.

I can usually drink about a pint of whiskey in an hour and be 'fine'. Usually a good night of drinking to the point of blissful stupor will have me finishing a quart of 90-100 proof whiskey in about 5 hours.

So yeah, I mainly drink beer for the taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:01:11 2015 No.6393996 >>6393984 Another smug alcoholic. Do any of these guys realize their "tolerance" is a symptom of serious organ damage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:04:30 2015 No.6394002 >>6393996 Why are you jealous of someone who is killing themself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:04:54 2015 No.6394003 >>6393996 why do you think an alcoholic describing their tolerance in a thread about alcohol tolerance is smug?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:05:09 2015 No.6394004 >>6393996 Tolerance decreases with organ damage.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:26:21 2015 No.6394053
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>>6393996
I never meant to be smug.

I remember a year ago when I started drinking again after nearly three years on the wagon. A single Shiner would have me tipsy.

I love beer because of the taste. I genuinely do not benefit much in terms of effects of ethanol derived from beer. However, it's the best drink for good meals.

Give me a good heffeweizen while grilling brats on a hot summer day. A good doppelbock with a hearty steak and potato dinner.

However, beer will not get me drunk anymore.

The only benefit is that I can enjoy whiskey in quantity without having to worry about intoxication.

>mfw having several glasses of Glenlivet 21 at Easter dinner with my boss
>mfw being able to drive home just fine because I was hardly buzzing

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:35:51 2015 No.6394078 Very few. I've been abstinent for close to two years due to medication.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:38:18 2015 No.6394084 >>6393499 pretty much my new years last year except with 2 4loko

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:43:30 2015 No.6394093 >>6393330 A 6 pack within an hour will get me pretty fucked up. That being said I'm 6 foot but skinny as fuck and don't drink all that often

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:46:15 2015 No.6394098

>Try to get drunk just drinking beer
>Have to piss every 20 minutes
>Drinking so much my stomach starts to hurt

It just doesn't feel good. I'll have a few beers with a meal, switch to liquor, to get drunk, then nurse a few beers to keep the drunk going, but I don't think its possible for me to get drunk on just 5% beer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:50:47 2015 No.6394107 >>6394098 >Have to piss every 20 minutes Oh boy this. Anyone else feel the need to shit real bad after drinking beer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:53:16 2015 No.6394113 >>6394107 No. I'm not discounting your experience, but that doesn't make sense to me. Alcohol dehydrates, and dehydration constipates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 03:54:33 2015 No.6394117 >>6394107 I take a nice brew beast every morning

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 04:00:17 2015 No.6394126 If it's draft, usually about ten or so Cans, usually about 15.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 04:01:18 2015 No.6394129 >>6394113 I always get the shits when I drink.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 04:05:06 2015 No.6394135
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I generally chug the first beer without thinking. It washes your palette and makes the second beer taste better, so you can actually enjoy it.
3-4 beers gets me feeling really nice.
5-6 I start to feel the sway and wobble kick in. I need to sit down.
7+ Anything beyond this is a gamble. I generally don't remember these nights.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 04:06:02 2015 No.6394138 >>6393379 >26 Guinness in a 6 hour span Christ. How many times did you throw up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 04:29:02 2015 No.6394174 When I was at uni it would take at least 6 to get tipsy, then probably start to slur a bit after 10. Now that I haven't drunk in 4 months I'd probably be fucked after 5

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 04:39:42 2015 No.6394195 File: 1.02 MB, 4000x3000, P1000639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6393330 The other day I had these 3 ones and I was done. (took picture before 3rd)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 04:39:58 2015 No.6394196 >>6393330 Used to be 7 in my prime. Now it only takes 4.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 05:00:01 2015 No.6394218

>>6393330
>beers
>doesn't specify volume or abv

For me, it's used to be 4 liters at 5%. My problem is I only start puking after I'm black-out piss-myself drunk, so I stopped drinking more than 1.33 liters, because after that I'll start saying "another one won't hurt" and forgetting how many I've had already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 05:11:12 2015 No.6394234 >>6394138 remember Guiness has ~4% only

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 05:14:15 2015 No.6394241 >>6394195 I fucking love chimay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 05:21:19 2015 No.6394254 >>6394234 I know, but assuming that's pints it's still a staggering volume. If those were standard sized glasses, just act like I said nothing.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 05:30:49 2015 No.6394267
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>>6393409
not that anon but...
im 5'10 and 160 lbs

i can almost drink a 24 in the course of 10 or so hours, that i consider to be a night

i get pretty drunk but i consider wasted to be spins drunk, on beer i usually get headaches before i get too drunk.

liquor get me wasted.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 05:30:58 2015 No.6394268

Depends a lot on my mood and what not.
I worked at a bar and would drink all day long for my whole shift, so i got extremely use to staying "sober" whilst full on god knows how much alcohol.

I can keep drinking with shots inbetween and control myself, i still get a massive hangover the next day but can avoid making a prat of myself.

I would not be able to put a number on it as who the fuck counts how many they drink until they get pissed? I am not really proud of being able to drink lots without getting wasted, i feel rather boring as i sit there completely sober after a good couple of rounds and my friends are completely wasted and struggling to remember how legs work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 05:51:31 2015 No.6394298 >>6394053 >barely buzzing Just be careful, man. Coming from a guy with 2 DUIs... They both came from times where I wasn't even feeling drunk, and got pulled over for having a light out and turning right on a yellow.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 06:04:52 2015 No.6394315

i only drink about once a month

i usually grab a 6 pack because my friends all drink a ton, so they will force me to drink a few shots of whiskey or a couple of their beers.

depends the duration you are taking in though. a lot of people who enjoy drinking a lot will begin after dinner on a friday night and then still be drinking at midnight.

i'd say, if you are taking in alcohol for a period over 4 or 5 hours, its definitely possible to drink over 12 and not be a COMPLETE mess if you don't have a high tolerance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 06:12:02 2015 No.6394323 >>6393330 I can't stand beer. Just tastes like sparkling water. I need hard cider if I'm gonna get wasted or I end up puking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 07:20:36 2015 No.6394403 >>6394195 Fuck that looks good Have you tried Le Trappe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 07:25:42 2015 No.6394410 >>6393330 Wasted? Last time I got 'wasted' it was 1 1/2 cases and about a pint of gin. But to get buzzed 4-6 in a couple hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:09:55 2015 No.6394449 >>6394195 A fine gentlemen— dented up speaks, overpriced trappist beer and 4chans

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:11:19 2015 No.6394450 >>6394449 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:14:27 2015 No.6394453 >>6394138 They were standard pints. I didn't vomit once, but I did have to piss often. Even though Guinness has a lower ABV, I still felt like hell the next day. Looked at my bank account and I was $110 poorer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:15:43 2015 No.6394455 >>6393379 ouch my wallet

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:16:05 2015 No.6394457 File: 52 KB, 620x413, ollie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6394453 Damn. Well done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:16:43 2015 No.6394458 >>6393338 10 litres of normal water would kill you, how does 10 litres of fucking beer not kill you, I have no fucking clue

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:16:44 2015 No.6394459 >>6394323 LOL why dont you just drink zima.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:17:18 2015 No.6394460 >>6393726 Mississippi has passed new alcohol laws that allow stronger beers to be sold in gas stations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:33:14 2015 No.6394479 >>6394450 you first lol >>6394458 osmotic pressure is relieved in the latter case by the diuresis caused by alcohol, read a book nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:33:48 2015 No.6394481 Probably ten-twelve bottles

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:53:07 2015 No.6394504

>>6393330
Hard to say.

It would probably take around 15-20 standard 33cl 4-6% cans during a night, approx 6 hours.
But it depends a lot on what i eat during the time or before.

Last weekend i had about 10 were a few were 8% imperial stouts and i only feels a light buzz.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:54:20 2015 No.6394505 >>6394504 but apparently i'm drunk enough to not be able to spell correctly.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:00:46 2015 No.6394511

>>6393330
i had an imperial russian stout last night, brewed by a coworker.

it was 12% ABV and a whopping 450 calories.
it was my dinner, felt pretty good. certainly wasn't drunk.

i was a mess in college, litre of vodka a day.

my toleraance is shit now though, six pack of delicious 2x IPA from southern tier and i'm happy. it's a modest 8.2%

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:21:18 2015 No.6394551 2 imperial pints of 4-6% an hour for 5 hours should do the trick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:26:41 2015 No.6394555 >>6393433 for me?

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:30:22 2015 No.6394558

>>6393409
This. I guess if you sip it like a fairy and eat while you're doing it over the course of an entire day. Coming from an alcoholic, I usually drink about 20 on a Friday night starting at 5:30 and am about ready to nod off in warm drunkenness on the couch at around midnight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:35:51 2015 No.6394564 >>6393330 It takes me about 4 in an hour to get drunk and 5 gets me trashed. I'm an incredible lightweight, but I also lose my buzz quickly.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:44:38 2015 No.6394580

On new years eve I drank 35 bottles of full strength beer over about 16 hours. I can remember the entire night, I didn't take any drugs and I had a Bacardi rum and some whisky while watching the sun come up on new years day.
I felt pretty awful when the booze wore off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:01:26 2015 No.6394623 12 - 24 depending on the situation, sleep, food and percentage. Record stands at 42 in one night. Never again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:03:19 2015 No.6394628 >>6393330 You can't drink more than 3 beers in one sitting

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:57:05 2015 No.6394773

>>6394403

Yes, I have tried some (but not all) beers from La Trappe.
I particularly enjoyed the dark, gloomy Quadrupel.
Also the Isid'Or was very good.
I less enjoyed the Dubbel & Tripel.
Still have to taste their Bockbier and Oak aged Quadrupel though...

More to come this friday :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:10:36 2015 No.6394813 >>6393415 Taking care of massive amounts of different types of animals while understaffed, and herding retard kids is a pretty tough job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:25:53 2015 No.6394859 I'm 31 and I noticed that I can't handle a lot of beer compared to when I was younger. Honestly just give me 4 tall cans of Steel 211 beers and I'm good.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:35:12 2015 No.6394888 >>6393330 I can drink pretty much all day and night. it's the drugs that finally do me in.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:43:49 2015 No.6394914

>I have. The only person who could manage 20 beers without getting wasted was Andre the Giant. Now get the fuck out you aren't impressing anyone.
>>6393409
Are u retarded? Andre was unable to get drunk. Those 20 beers? He drank them in half an hour to lessen his thirst. Dutch fag here standard 5-7% supermarket beers... 18 to 22 a party (7 house orso) gets me functionally drunk for most of the party.
It's not that hard keep a good pace and go to party's without a bedtime curfew

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:46:47 2015 No.6394927 Ow and don't mix ABV'S going for shots after 10 beers will rek u. Either start high and work your way to beer or continue with a high abv

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:49:42 2015 No.6394937 File: 2.09 MB, 3264x2448, 20150103_114805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6393330 I would say 12 plus, and I am getting there. This usually means 12 cans or bottles of 5% beer. I like cheap lagers/pilsners.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:55:50 2015 No.6394957 >>6394937 oh ya >pic related. my diet is not very good when I travel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 13:48:57 2015 No.6395263 >>6393330 Wasted? Probably 10 or 12 within an hour. I'm almost never wasted, and never on beer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 13:53:39 2015 No.6395278 >>6394135 >makes the second beer taste better, so you can actually enjoy it Shit, dude. Either you just started drinking or you buy the most piss-tasting beer on earth. Maybe both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 13:54:39 2015 No.6395279 >>6394323 Naw m8, I puke on cider. Can't stand sweet alcohol.

>>	7 Tue Apr 7 13:57:03 2015 No.6395288 Wasted? ~18 bud lights.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:03:02 2015 No.6395302 File: 103 KB, 483x638, 1407254867171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3 beers gets me wasted and 6 puts me out. This is the reason why I don't drink with others

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:03:41 2015 No.6395307 >>6395302 wanna go camping?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:05:20 2015 No.6395315 >>6395288 this is a yoke, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:06:07 2015 No.6395317 >>6395307 I don't like what you're implying

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:14:15 2015 No.6395338 >>6395307 what are you implying? captcha:shebrew

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:16:04 2015 No.6395343 >>6395317 >>6395338 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMeDihwyrg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:17:44 2015 No.6395349 anywhere upwards of 7 beers one after the other with abv > 7 and im good. not blackout wasted but sitting pretty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:22:13 2015 No.6395361 Like really normally wasted? 10-12 normal pils around 15-20 Hefeweizen >tfw south German

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:22:45 2015 No.6395364 File: 18 KB, 146x187, IMG_0998.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6395343 That's gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:24:02 2015 No.6395369 >>6393330 Wasted? As in, completely unable to do anything? I don't know, like 3 or 4 liters or something over the course of a night? At some point I just get a bit tired of the taste though and need something else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:25:06 2015 No.6395375 >>6395364 So is posting chinese cartoon girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:25:33 2015 No.6395378 Wasted? About 8-10. But I usually stop at 6 or 7 drinks socially and 4 alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:40:01 2015 No.6395419 ITT: Americans not stating a unit of measurement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:41:37 2015 No.6395422 >>6395419 gb2 drinking out of garbage cans, eurotrash

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:09:53 2015 No.6395471 >>6393921 Hah, fucking mormons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:35:08 2015 No.6395542 Bud Light or other beer people would drink to get wasted? Probably a dozen Good beer? I get tipsy after three usually Don't like to get wasted, though.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:49:28 2015 No.6395565

I don't really know. The only time that I have been drinking like a fish and ended up struggling to stay awake and trying to keep the nausea at bay (that's as wasted as I've gotten), I was high on a benzodiazepine and drinking the host's offered drinks, and past the fourth ale they all sort of merge together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:57:22 2015 No.6395583 >>6393330 like thirteen 0.33L

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:33:33 2015 No.6395657

Beer either has a texture I have to fight my way through or it tastes like piss, I've never been able to drink more than a 12oz bottle and that was pushing it. It takes ~4 bottles (12oz) of cider, or ~3 shots of 100 proof liquor to get me comfortably drunk, ~6 shots in about an hour to get me plastered.
>being 115 pounds
At least it's cheaper this way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:35:32 2015 No.6395664 >>6395657 This, man. I don't understand why people brag about being able to drink a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:47:13 2015 No.6395693 >>6395664 Why kind of frat boy get togethers are you attending? No one brags about that shit.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:48:38 2015 No.6395700

>>6395664
They brag for the same reason they drink. Because they're idiots. I used to know this junkie that would kill a 12 pack a day EVERYDAY and could finish a handle of whiskey by himself in a weekend.

He's a heroin junkie now, so go figure. Anyway that drinks to get passing out drunk is a fucking idiot. Sorry, I know /ck/ is alcoholic, but it's true. With as much education and information is available today, you just simply have to be a completely hopeless, self-destructive idiot to get hooked on some bullshit like alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:51:26 2015 No.6395705 >>6395700 >completely hopeless, self-destructive idiot really, m8? they already know it, shitlord

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:54:41 2015 No.6395717 10

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:10:10 2015 No.6395750
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>>6395700
I can drink a handle in a day, and I sometimes have a 12 pack for breakfast.

But I don't tell people that to brag. I actually try and warn people in these threads and describe my illnesses and horrific experiences with DT in the hopes people with a problem will cut back before they become as hopeless and close to death as me. If they have any desire to live at all.
>30
>acute pancreatitis twice
>cirrhosis
>nerve damage

I'm pretty sure most people know how bad it is going in to it, but for some completely self destructive people it's like a cowards suicide. I figured I would be dead by this time when I first started drinking heavily.

>>	7 Tue Apr 7 17:18:17 2015 No.6395777 >>6395315 n-no.. It takes a lot less to get me "buzzing", "tipsy" and then "drunk". But to get to "bumping the corners of doorways" I'm usually finishing off an 18 pack.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:19:29 2015 No.6395780

Do people really get wasted, or even just regular old drunk, on fucking beer?
I don't get the point. Seems like you'd need to piss an exorbitant amount of times, and you'd spend more money compared to just drinking hard alcohol.
Of course, I live in America and the rest of the world considers our beer to be terrible, light-alcohol pisswater, so I suppose it might be easier to get drunk on beer elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:21:48 2015 No.6395786 >>6395780 I'm drinking a case of miller lite every night and I can't remember the end of most nights but I'm smoking weed too so whatever

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:23:56 2015 No.6395791 >>6393330 Usually somewhere around 10 for a 5%, assuming I've eaten within 6 hours and we're judging on a 3-6 hour period

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:38:53 2015 No.6395828

>>6395780
>I don't get the point.

Personally, I agree with you. I find a cold beer to be refreshing on a warm day, or the ideal complement to some foods. But if want to get intoxicated then it's the last thing I will reach for.

On the other hand, a couple of my drinking buddies make beer their drink of choice. One of them does it because he cannot remember to stay hydrated which mean he gets really bad hangovers if he drinks liquor. He drinks beer instead because it solves that problem.

The other one just spirals out of control if he drinks liquor. He can't pace himself. But beer is sort of self-correcting in that regard

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:42:40 2015 No.6395844

>>6395828
>>6395780

I think one big factor for people getting drunk off beer is that it's social. You can drink for a long time without getting fucking shitfaced so you can stay at parties for longer/hang out with your friends for a longer time. Hard stuff is just to get really drunk really quick

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:44:57 2015 No.6395851

>>6395844

you can do the same thing with liquor, christ. nobody is forcing you to down shots one right after the other.

well, assuming you have some semblance of self-control and aren't like:
>The other one just spirals out of control if he drinks liquor. He can't pace himself.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:47:24 2015 No.6395855

>>6395851

I don't know about you but I automatically quite frequently take sips of my drink when I hold it in my hand or have it nearby, be it beer, liquor or water. So I'd have to actively prevent myself from sipping all the time or just stick with beer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:48:36 2015 No.6395857 >>6393330 I drink dark beers with at least 10% alcohol by volume, so 2 to 4. Or at least thats when I usually stop, could probably have another two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:56:17 2015 No.6395887 >>6393330 5'8% x 4 litres Twice a week, sometimes thrice... I have a problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 17:59:40 2015 No.6395897 >>6395887 You should drink stronger beer m8, you'll save money, time, calories, and piss.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 18:02:44 2015 No.6395907

>>6393330
i've been drinking about 10 a night for a year now. i still dont consider it a problem considering i have no hangover and only drink at night so it does not affect anything else for me. my liver hurts sometimes tho when i work hard but a glass of water fixes that easy.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:50:41 2015 No.6396624

typical american 5% lager, anywhere from 12-20 depending on the night.

I'll often go through a 12 pack and then supplement it with a half-pint of whiskey or bottle of wine.

When I was super depressed after college, I'd drink a half a handle of 40% abv booze a night for 2-3 nights straight, and recover in a couple days to do it again.

last month or so i've been drinking a lot, but plan to tighten back down, only drinking a couple a night. comes and goes, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:25:25 2015 No.6397151 >>6393683 1 standard drink of mid-strength beer is 375mL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:30:59 2015 No.6397163 >>6397151 355 in the US.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:31:15 2015 No.6397499 File: 61 KB, 510x501, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >American Pints

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:44:41 2015 No.6397506 >>6393330 10 will get me buzzed, 15 or so will get me wasted

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:50:14 2015 No.6397511

>>6393330
Irishfag here. I usually buy 6 heavier beers like a 7% stout or something along those lines, and an 8 pack. By the end of the night I'm usually regretting not bringing more. All 500ml cans/bottles, I do not understand 330ml.
As far as wasted goes, I'm gonna need to be mixing several spirits along with beer, and be excited enough to not just go to bed.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:10:55 2015 No.6397536

>all this bragging in the thread

anyway depending on what I've eaten I'll feel good off a bottle of (14% 750ml) wine, and be drunk after drinking two

so in my contry that's 16 4% 330ml beers

I hate getting wasted so normally I'll just drink a glass or two of wine or a couple beers just to chill out

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:37:24 2015 No.6397568

i rarely drink anymore. i used to drink vodka when i wanted to get drunk, but i wasn't a big drinker then either. i was just cheap. now if i drink (once or twice a week) i will have 2-3 IPAs and be feeling alright. i dont get wasted much anymore, but it used to take about half a bottle of vodka to be wasted without a potential blackout but no vomiting

nowadays i almost always smoke weed when i drink. it really kills the "just one more" urge that alcohol gives you, and i find it makes the 2-3 beer buzz much more noticeable and enjoyable without having to drink more (more calories + hangover)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:26:42 2015 No.6397647 >>6397163 >>6397151 Both of which are tiny. Standard in most of Europe is 500ml, if not 568ml.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:40:12 2015 No.6397665

I don't really get wasted when I'm out anymore but I usually have about 9-10 pints before I notice I'm getting too drunk and will slow it down after that

when at home I don't give a fuck so will drink about 12+ cans of 5% beer. likewise I don't really get 'wasted' in the falling around the place sense, rather I just slur my speech and get all incoherently philosophical until I drift off to sleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:43:34 2015 No.6397669 When i drink the higly hopped craft stuff i can get wasted basically on like 5 bottles, but they are only 0.33l. With pisswater (normal lager/pilsner) its around 6-7pcs of 0.5l bottles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:44:55 2015 No.6397674 Six pints is probably a usual night at the pub for me, if it's someone's birthday or something eight will leave me pretty gone, ten and I won't remember much of the trip home. Pints have to be 568ml here with a maximum of 10% head allowed iirc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:33:05 2015 No.6398403 >>6393330 7% beer and it will take 10 or so. half a bottle of most scotch is my benchmark. Probably more if you mean wasted as in can't walk and talk properly at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:46:06 2015 No.6398905 Honestly, 6 beers or so will probably get me drunk. To get WASTED though, 10-12?

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:53:22 2015 No.6398926

It used to take me around 6 to even start feeling it, but I've been broke since september and eating pretty poorly and it takes me 3 now.

I drank a 7% the other night. Had 3 and got a serious case of the spins and ended up throwing up.

I'm probably not going to drink until I have a healthy diet again, which is not until the middle of may because school.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:15:04 2015 No.6398965 >>6397568 I can definitely relate to the last part of your post. When I drink I have no self control to stop, but when I have weed I'll rarely drink except for sipping on a beer or two for the cotton mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:17:03 2015 No.6398967 I used to get borderline blackout drinking a sixpack of 7.5% if I drank it relatively quick, but nowadays that barely gets me drunk. I'm quitting drinking for a while

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:34:56 2015 No.6399003 at the age of 16? 4 cans of 10% stuff would get me buzzed for a night at the age of 20? about 15 pints to get properly drunk, about 20 to black out

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:48:53 2015 No.6399026 File: 105 KB, 497x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] About six years ago I drank 35 coors in over a day. Tried to have sexy time with a lady but whiskey dick and threw up on here

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 19:56:50 2015 No.6399038 4-6% regular beers, like 7 pints in a few hours is enough to be drunk. I want to try a breathilizer and test my bac levels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:47:50 2015 No.6399646 With a 12 pack I´m wasted more than that I black out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:56:47 2015 No.6399685 >>6393330 3 or more usually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:07:46 2015 No.6399720 >>6394195 What are you eating? Mozzarella and salami?

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:10:33 2015 No.6399727

>>6393330

Also this is not a /beer/ general thread.

>Good Tier:

Lagers, Ales, Ciders, Dark Lagers,

>Piss Water Tier

Indian Pale Ales, PBR and Natty

>Personal Favorite National and Local.

National for me is Red's Strawberry Ale and Local is this place called Great Raft or tied with Abita.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:25:13 2015 No.6399756

>>6399727
>Lagers not Piss Water tier
Lagers are the definition of "Piss Water" beer because lagers have no yeast taste at all and cheap brands use lots of rice to make it thin, weaker and lighter and use low amounts of crappy hops because hops are expensive. IPAs are complex, yeasty and very hoppy and malty.
2/10 because you got me to reply.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:42:04 2015 No.6399783

>>6399727
>>6399727
How do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you have lagers, dark lagers, PBR, Natty as different things

Then have stuff like IPA's and Ales as two separate things

Ciders are not beers and IPAs are certainly not remotely close to pisswater, the latter point suggests you just have an infantile palate and succumb to contrarian hate trains rather than actually being a man

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:23:22 2015 No.6399845 >>6393330 i don't drink beer, i get really drunk after 5 or so shots worth of whiskey so around 5-6 beers i'm 6'1 140 lbs

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:22:51 2015 No.6399944

>>6393330
Define "wasted". Are we talking about a decent buzz (euphoria, cognitive/coordination difficulties)? Are we talking beligerence? Are we talking blacked out? Are we talking about proper pints, twelve ounce cans, or tall boys? Either way, the answers are (respectively): 6-8 depending on ABV, 10-13, and 14+ (pints, mind you)

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:25:01 2015 No.6399946

>>6399756
>I've never had a good lager, and am also an insufferable hipster faggot.
IPA's are for people that don't actually like good beer, but instead want to impress their friends with their ability to see the emperor's new clothes. Hopping the shit out of a beer is a great way to cover up a lack of ability on the brewer's part, crappy malts, poor conditions, etc. If you genuinely cannot enjoy a good Bock or Pilsner because you worry about what others think, I pity you.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:31:21 2015 No.6399960

>>6399946
>durr durrr IPAs suck because I hate trends despite hopping onto a trends that specifically goe against trends, look at how manly and non-conformist I am, I also LOVE sucking cock

Just drain your gene pool at this point, don't even bother cleaning it up

Your statement about hops covering up a shit beer really shows how you know nothing about beer itself

That being said you are completely correct about enjoying lagers and the person you're responding to is a pretentious nitwit only matched in that pretense by yourself

You can both shove a steaming hot iron pipe up your asses

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:27:15 2015 No.6400040
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>>6399720

Jersey Pril for the cheese.
Mozzarella tastes a bit too light to go with these strong beers IMHO.

And if I remember well it was a Montanaro salami, or maybe a Cinta Senese one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:30:30 2015 No.6400172 about 15 or so. Although if I was drinking just guzzle vodka til I pass out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:31:44 2015 No.6400173 >>6400172 Drinking just to get drunk* I'm sober I swear

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:33:53 2015 No.6400177 >132 lbs >6 drinks gets me nauseous Well shit.

BelgianFag Thu Apr 9 10:23:48 2015 No.6400588
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>>6395780

How old are you to say american beers are terrible?
Ever heard of craft beer?
The America of today counts some of the most innovative breweries in the world.
Just type aleheads.com or craftbeer.com on your keyboard and open your eyes.

You know, I'm Belgian and I'm dying to taste, if only, the new Spencer Trappist from Massachusetts, to say the least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:41:38 2015 No.6400749 I can't drink for shit, like 5 pints of 5% and I'm fucked up, 164lb too so it's not like I'm a midget. Everyone else I know can drink twice as much as me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 11:47:54 2015 No.6400770 8 Michelob Ultra get me buzzed, falling down wasted would take around 20, 30yr old 6ft 275lbs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:16:06 2015 No.6400861 >>6393330 9 beers and a bong gets me comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:19:00 2015 No.6400866 I don't get wasted on beer. It makes me too bloated and need to piss. Beer just starts the night. Something harder finishes it. Haven't been wasted on beer for going on for a decade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:19:18 2015 No.6400868 >>6393330 All of them get me fucked

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:21:49 2015 No.6400875 >>6400866 Sup me. Maybe I'm just an alcoholic but I have to drink a lot of beer to get shitfaced. The amount leaves me feeling like I just ate an entire loaf of bread.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:36:19 2015 No.6400913

I drank over half a handle (1.75 L) of vodka in 3 hours last night. I chugged a liter of whiskey one night when I was working at a bar (it was just myself and some customers I'd befriended, they locked up and left me a note), but witnesses abound.

I'm not trying to impress anyone, but if you don't say these are things that can be done, you're an idiot or a troll.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:49:17 2015 No.6400935 A 6 pack of woodchuck amber cider will get me to the first stage of a GOOD buzz. Half a 375 of johnnie walker has about the same effect.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:55:18 2015 No.6400947

>>6400913
>half a handle (1.75 L) of vodka in 3 hours last night
That's pretty impressive. I drink a handle every day when I drink, but I don't have a job and I drink it throughout the night and into the morning, almost never that fast.

Been sober 2 weeks though, feels boring

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:58:09 2015 No.6400954 Honestly, a 12-pack will get me shit-faced.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 12:58:33 2015 No.6400955

I can't get wasted with beer.
Three cans of your regular pisswater and I reach a pleasant little buzz for a short while, but at twelfth I go straight into feeling depressed and mildly sick without experiencing any sort of high before that.
Don't have the problem with stronger stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 13:16:57 2015 No.6400981 File: 2.00 MB, 2448x3264, IMG_20150330_230503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A six pack of a 7-10% brew, a bomber of some similar strength beer and a couple shots of vodka usually ends up with me not remembering going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 14:50:07 2015 No.6401203 >>6400040 In the thumbnail it looks like a gigantic white rabbit with blood-red eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 15:00:22 2015 No.6401246 File: 150 KB, 500x362, kush_beer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6401203

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 15:30:05 2015 No.6401354 10 pints of 7.5% Guinness Extra, get me good, add a Half pint of Vodka and I usually black out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 15:45:13 2015 No.6401402 Over 1l I start feeling very weird

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 02:02:53 2015 No.6402873 13 shots = feeling it 7 7% beers = feeling it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 02:38:27 2015 No.6402928 I dunno, I usually just mix a solo cup of vodka and orange juice 50/50 and chug it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 02:52:56 2015 No.6402959 I can't get drunk due to a glandular condition, but I still drink beer for the taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 03:08:42 2015 No.6402993 >>6393996 I drink like once a week and have a high tolerance. How the fuck is that serious organ damage?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 03:16:13 2015 No.6403002 I've had about 8.5 standard drinks now which is about 85g pure alcohol and I feel pretty good but I'm not wasted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 05:20:59 2015 No.6403238 >>6399783 Nah I don't care what you think, IPAs taste like shit to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 13:57:48 2015 No.6404245 Unless I'm not eating anything I have to slam beers to get really hammered. Drinking beer at normal speed just gives me a buzz, even if I drink the whole day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:16:13 2015 No.6404287 File: 998 KB, 500x364, drunkard.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6402959 >I can't get drunk due to a glandular condition Please elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:16:59 2015 No.6404289 >>6393330 12+

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:24:49 2015 No.6404316 >>6402873 >13 shots = feeling it Are you a call of duty

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:26:10 2015 No.6404325 File: 7 KB, 200x224, drinking-alone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you used to ask yourself if you had enough beer for the night >these days you ask yourself if you have enough beer for when the bottle of wine is gone

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 17:59:26 2015 No.6404973 >>6394195 So fucking jealous

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:10:03 2015 No.6405003 >>6404325 > you ask yourself if you have enough beer for when the bottle of wine is gone get out of my head /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 18:53:54 2015 No.6405110 Why would you WANT to get drunk? So you can get in your chair and kill another innocent bystander?

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:51:28 2015 No.6405267

>>6404245
I agree.

However once a week when I want to get plastered I'll drink ~500ml of whiskey in an hour to get the night going. However I'll need to sit down for like 10min after it kicks in. But after that I'm fine for the night and will keep drinking with my friends at the bar.

Inb4 liar. I do what I have to to have a good night. Wouldn't recommend it though.

>18, m. 80kg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:55:21 2015 No.6405274 >>6404325 >>6405003 We are birds of a feather.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 19:57:03 2015 No.6405276 >>6393330 Not gonna lie, about 2 or 3. However, I can drink whiskey like it's fucking water. Which makes no fucking sense to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:04:52 2015 No.6405305 >>6405110 Have you ever been drunk before? and whoa what is drinking and not driving!? I never considered that was a thing people could do

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:07:24 2015 No.6405314 >>6405110 >get in your chair and kill another innocent bystander lolwut

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:14:21 2015 No.6405343 2 pints - tipsy 5 pints - drunk 7 pints - wasted This is, of course, allowing for time taken to drink them.

Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:20:07 2015 No.6405356

depends how fast I drink it, but years of constant alcohol consumption fueled by homebrewing and an on and off GHB habit
(it is cross-tolerant with alcohol) have made it somewhat difficult to get drunk from beer at all. It usually happens when really strong beer is free at a bar, which happens when I perform music sometimes. It usually results in me losing all but the faintest memories and injuring myself somehow. At that point I have lost all count of how many drinks I've had, so it's hard to put a number on it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:21:58 2015 No.6405361 File: 1.34 MB, 4000x3000, P1000662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6404973 Jealous? Wait. You have seen nothing yet ;-)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 20:37:29 2015 No.6405403 >>6405361 mijn zwarte

>>	Stay on topic Sat Apr 11 04:45:55 2015 No.6406326 >>6405361 You didn't tell if these got you wasted

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 07:29:39 2015 No.6406489 I can't get wasted from beer. It's too much liquid to consume. But around 12 shots of liquor to get wasted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:19:07 2015 No.6406821 >>6406326 Less wasted with the Rocheforts than with the Chimays. Chimays are 8-9-10 %, Rocheforts 6-8-10 %. Forget about the 6, it becomes interesting with 8, and 10 is incredible.

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:48:44 2015 No.6406892

I'm around 150 pounds but on a good day with a full stomach I could put away 12 light beers without any problem.

I usually stick to higher apv beers though so 6-7 will get me drunk without being hungover or throwing up. That is a very fine line as sometimes the carbonation will upset my stomach and make me spew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:34:01 2015 No.6406963 >>6393330 A 6 pack usually gets me to my happy place, 10 beers and I'm not walking anywhere. Because I'm not a lardass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 15:19:35 2015 No.6407306 >>6393330 Sadly beer isnt enough for me anymore. It takes about half a liter of 151 to put me to bed

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:19:35 2015 No.6407473 >>6404325 >tfw drinking beer to cover up the smell of liquor on your breath

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 02:28:13 2015 No.6408959 >>6393330 More than one 1L beer-stein Schnitzel!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 18:39:52 2015 No.6411075 >>6395855 Same here m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:45:13 2015 No.6413041 >>6393330 Depends on my day form and how much I ate before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:49:44 2015 No.6413205 2 cans of mikes hard get me wasted as fuck, I wish I could drink beer but I haven't found one I enjoy. i used to drink half a bottle of vodka to get shit faced and then go to school at 16

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:02:00 2015 No.6413260 >>6395565 interesting fact, if you take benzos again you'll remember shit while your high that you thought were completely missing from your benzo/alcohol blackouts

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:53:48 2015 No.6415435

Depends, can't say I've gotten wasted on beer. Pretty drunk, but wouldn't call that wasted compared to say downing a bottle of vodka in 2 hours.
On a normal night I probably go through 16-18 pints without being overly drunk.
But had a couple times were I've been awake for 17-18 hours and then gone out drinking and feeling close to wasted from 7-8 beers.

This would be from 4.5-5% beer, 7% and up its obviously different but I rarely drink that unless I've been to Sweden.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:02:08 2015 No.6415440 >>6395583 so basically a 6 pack of actual beer cans

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:16:26 2015 No.6415896 >>6393330 150lb takes a lil over 100oz to get me satisfied

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:44:35 2015 No.6416604 >>6393330 used to be 7 pints now its 4. Been studying so much that my drinking game has diminished.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:47:53 2015 No.6416612 11 4.2% got me feeling pretty good

>>	iwoptbr Tue Apr 14 15:50:36 2015 No.6416620 between 8 and 12 0.5 liter cans +-5%

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:04:42 2015 No.6416835 I'm of Asian descent and it takes me extremely small amount to get buzzed. Usually two cans of 350ml at 5% alcohol will do it. I love it, really. I don't understand why some guys talk down on me having a low tolerance.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:37:10 2015 No.6416930
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Depends if I've taken any (prescribed) benzos that day or recently. If I've taken a klonopin within an hour or so, four or 5 beers will get me solid drunk and probably blackout. If no benzos, probably 9+ beers to get wasted. If I haven't ate anything for awhile (and do not eat during drinking), it's probably closer to 7 for wasted.

I do want to note that beer makes me feel bloated and it certainly depends on alcohol percentage of the beers in question. I usually just drink 2-3 beers and call it quits there since I take klonopin everyday.

pic related was my poison of choice up until about a month ago when I was blacking out and making poor decisions. Not good to mix with benzos. I gave up my 70% filled Everclear bottle to a friend to make sure I didn't drink any more. Have only had beers since then.

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