/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6380612]

>go to outback steak house
>decide to order my first medium rare steak after eating nothing but well-done
>it's literally still bleeding
>take a bite
>it's fucking gummy and tastes like blood
>ask for them to cook it more
>they tell me they can't because i already took a bite out of it and it's unsanitary
>BUT SERVING ME A FUCKING BLEEDING COW IS?
>ask for a refund
>they tell me no
>out $200, fucking expensive ass steak
>threaten to sue them
>they throw me out
>5 days later
>find out i got eboli from it
>literally can't stop shitting and pissing blood
>all because i decided to try what /ck/ told me and not cook my steak well-done

I'm probably gonna die of eboli, so all I can do is warn you guys. Don't eat your steak unless it's well-done or you'll die.

[Anonymous No.6380616]

>>6380612
>BUT SERVING ME A FUCKING BLEEDING COW ISN'T?*

Fix'd

[Anonymous No.6380624]

>>6380612
But that's not blood.
let the buyer beware

[Anonymous No.6380636]

>>6380612
If anyone falls for this bait, I'm going to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.6380649]

>>6380636
>eboli
>$200 steak
>unsanitary to recook food
I think OP was joking.

[Anonymous No.6380658]

>>6380649
Is this a new form of bait?

[Anonymous No.6380690]

>>6380612

THANKS OBAMA

[Anonymous No.6380746]

>>6380658
No, it's just more of the same old, tired, too often reused bait.

[Anonymous No.6380753]

>>6380746
>I think everyone's out to troll me! Better grab my tin foil hat!
Fuck off back to /x/.

[Anonymous No.6380764]

>>6380753
>calling a baitpost a baitpost means you steel beams retard
this is also bait

[Anonymous No.6380795]

>>6380612
>Eboli

[Anonymous No.6380832]

bait or not, i've never understood the whole 'rare is best' meme. i like my steak when it just starts to charcoalize.

[Anonymous No.6380845]

>>6380795
Havent you heard? Ecoli and Ebola recombined to create super Eboli.

[Anonymous No.6380870]

>>6380832
Yes but if you're going to burn the shit out of a steak, please don't use the more expensive cuts since that's being wasteful.

[Anonymous No.6380874]

OP tried too hard.

[Anonymous No.6380879]

>>6380874
le tinfoil hat. ;^)

Here's an ebin troll for ya.

Jon snow dies
Finnick from hunger games dies
Chuck betrays Jimmy in Better Call Saul

:^):^):^)

[Anonymous No.6380904]

I can't get over eboli

[Anonymous No.6380912]

this is gold OP good job.

captcha was POMME, means potato in french, GG /CK/ i can't stop laughing.

[Anonymous No.6381076]

>Outback Steakhouse
>$200 steak

What'd you do? Order 10 steaks?

[Anonymous No.6381084]

>>6380690
This is the only correct response.

[Anonymous No.6381094]

ecoli is some serious shit. if you tested positive, your local health department would be alerted and immediately shut the steakhouse down.

even the cdc and usda would get involved. they'd want to track the source of contamination.

[Anonymous No.6381113]

>>6380870

if i like my steak actually cooked, why wouldn't i like my more expensive steaks, actually cooked?

as far as i'm concerned, you're wasting any cut of steak that isn't properly barbecued.

[Anonymous No.6381115]

>outback steakhouse
>$200
>eboli

I laughed, OP. Reminds me of that one guy who said something along the lines of:

>you pretentious fucking faggots and your el dante pasta
>el dante

[Anonymous No.6381119]

>>6381115

[Anonymous No.6381359]

>>6380636
Don't kill yourself, take it out on a cuck.

[Anonymous No.6382196]

>>6380616
thought i was the only person who gets annoyed by that

[Anonymous No.6382210]

>>6381113
>I do not understand meat, also this is more bait am I getting better?

[Anonymous No.6382235]

>>6380612
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most

[Anonymous No.6382275]

>>6380912

>pomme
>potato in french

I'm done.