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why do people eat this shit

>> No.6377388
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6377388

They taste great, and the brick-like texture is satisfying as hell IMO

>> No.6377394

I love it. It tastes like honey and is full of delicious seeds and grains. What's not to like?

>> No.6377397

what's wrong with oats n honey?

>> No.6377409

>>6377397
Nature's Valley "granola bars" are shit regardless of the flavor.

>> No.6377413

They're the closest thing I can get to a good oat biscuit in America so I buy them tonnes, especially the pecan ones (which taste oddly like Abbey Crunch, even though Abbey Crunch had no pecan in it).

>> No.6377415

>>6377409
how so? I eat one after class with a cup of coffee for breakfast. I'm not deluding myself that they're healthy but they fill me up well enough and they taste good

>> No.6377433

>>6377415
enjoy your bird food

>> No.6377439

go eat a Pop-tart instead OP

>> No.6377466

>>6377433
I will?

>> No.6377470

the chewy ones are good, no idea how the dry ones are still on the market

>> No.6377476

>>6377383
the dry ones are sooo vile the only person i know who likes them eats whole boxes of plain melba toast for fun

>> No.6377483

>>6377388
pilot biscuits is what they are minus the shelf life.

>> No.6377498

>>6377476
Yeah? I don't like zwieback/melba but I fucking love me some of those crunchy, oaty bits of deliciocity.

>> No.6377548

I love them. So good and easy to carry. Also very cheap.

>> No.6377605

Dip em in coffee op

>> No.6377609

Its a great substitution for Cereal and is great with milk

>> No.6377621
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>>6377383

because theyve never had this shit

>> No.6377817

>>6377621
Cliff bars are amazing. Too bad about how small they are though.

>> No.6377834

>>6377383
So good

>> No.6377914

>>6377383
my carpets are still clean.

>> No.6378027

>>6377383
They think they're good for you. I guess they kinda are compared to pop tarts and soda and shit.

>> No.6378031

>>6377621
>all that sugar
Might as well have a pop tart.

>> No.6378052

>>6377621

>$39.86 per bar 1 oz bar

>> No.6378059

I can't stand the Oats 'n Honey flavor.

All of the others are fine, but Oats&Honey repulses me. And, of course, Oats 'n Honey is fucking ubiquitous as the default "snack food" everywhere.

take me now, jesus

>> No.6378065

>>6377383
bcuz squats & oats

>> No.6378227

>>6378059
Oats and honey is the best flavor you faggot.

>> No.6378375

>>6378027
It's just oats, how could it be bad for you?

>> No.6378385

>>6377383
try eating them without a mouthful of semen OP

I know it might be hard for you, but make an effort

>> No.6379534
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>>6378375
>It's just oats

Lol every thing in it except the oats is garbage, pic related.

>> No.6379598
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>>6377621
those are shitty. all about Luna.

>> No.6379601
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6379601

girls get all the good stuff :(

>> No.6379605
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>> No.6379653

because i'm super bad at eating actual meals before work and if i dont eat with my morning coffee i throw up

>> No.6379658

>>6379653
hi girl

>> No.6379697

>>6377621
Way too expensive and too much sugar
Much better options when it comes to MRBs

>> No.6379716

>>6377383
Nature Valley bars are GOAT
.
Cheap, hard, and crunchy as fuck, just how I like it.

>> No.6379739

Stupidity.

>> No.6379747

>>6377383
They're great on hikes or camp trips. But you wouldn't know anything about that, eh tubby?
inb4 muh homemade hardtack

>> No.6380271

Tastes like particleboard

>> No.6380283

>>6379747

Pretty much this. Did you forget that food is function over form?

>> No.6380293 [DELETED] 

peanut butter or dark chocolate. All others need not apply.

>> No.6380302

I love Natural Valley, chewy and hard.

>> No.6380303

You're better off eating a squares bar

>> No.6380305

>>6380303
>Google it
>non-GMO Paloe hippy bullshit nonsense
No thanks

>> No.6380330

>>6378375
Sugar

>> No.6380577
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6380577

>>6377383
>bait

>> No.6380602

to get covered in crumbs

>> No.6381437

People love ingesting shit.

>> No.6381485

>>6379716
I don't like how hard they are. That shit can't be good for your teeth. Which is a shame because in every other respect I prefer the Nature Valley bars over every other brand I've tried.

>> No.6381527

>>6380330
At least it's not high fructose corn syrup.
>>6379534
None of that is actually bad for you. Aside from what may be hidden under the pretense of natural flavor.

>> No.6381641

>>6377383
Sometimes you find yourself unable to take a shit, and these work wonders.

They also taste good and are good for you.

But the fucking crumbs dude.

>> No.6381860
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>>6378031
>>6379697
>>6380330
You're supposed to eat them as fuel for physical activity. I never eat granola bars when I'm not on my bike.

>> No.6382082

>>6381860
it's placebo, they don't help you at all

>> No.6382086

>>6382082
>Carbs and sugar don't give you energy

Sure thing buddy

>> No.6382100

>>6382082
>implying eating small amounts of food after sustained physical activity is not beneficial

>> No.6383114

>>6377466
Will you?

>> No.6384696

I make my own granola bars from scratch.

>> No.6387031

>>6377383
I like them...

>> No.6387121

>>6387031
You love shit.

>> No.6387133
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>>6377383
why do people post this shit

>> No.6387587

I do a lot of warehouse work and these things are a a godsend. I like the chewy ones but the hard ones I don't really mind tbh.

>> No.6387607

>>6381860
Cliff bars I'm pretty sure have more sugar than you're supposed I eat in a day.

>> No.6387609

>>6387607
*to eat

>> No.6387674
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6387674

Blame anime

>> No.6387706

>>6387607
thats why theyre meant as just a pick me up for people who do strenuous/long exercise

>> No.6388330

>>6377621
These are loaded with estrogen, they seriously gave me and a friend manboobs when we didn't have them before, not even fucking with you. This shit should be lawsuit worthy.

>> No.6388339

>>6387674
Wut

>> No.6388346

>>6381527
>implying all that gmo soy isnt bad for you

>> No.6388497

>tfw Costco no longer sells the 96-count box of Oats n' Dark Chocolate

:(

>> No.6388518
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>>6388339
It was a thing around last year where they photoshopped Nature Valley bars into anime pics

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>>6388339
https://archive.moe/a/thread/106505080

One of the earlier threads about it

>> No.6389226

>>6388330
That's because you are little bitches

>> No.6389244
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>>6383114
Will I!

>> No.6389326

>>6389244
lol

>> No.6389331

>>6388330
If your 'friend' worked out instead of being lazy and fat the estrogen would have been cancelled out by the testosterone increase

>> No.6389358
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6389358

The PB ones are so damn good :)

>> No.6390332

>>6389358
Those are even worse.

>> No.6390704

>>6388330
The phytoestrogens don't alter your T or E levels unless you are eating literal pounds of it daily, the reason you have manboobs is because youre a fat cunt

>> No.6390720

>>6389358
the best

>> No.6391878

>>6378052
kroger has 6 for 5 bucks. they're 2.5oz bars

>> No.6391884

>>6387607
20 grams of sugar in one bar, so no.

>> No.6393133

Why do they produce so many crumbs?

>> No.6393992

>>6382100
He's right. It doesn't matter if you eat once a day or all day if its the same amount. The nourishment you get is largely delayed.

It's a placebo in the sense that you feel full. Its a trait humans still have from a time when food wasn't as abundant.

>> No.6395289

>>6393992
>He's right
no he's not.

>> No.6397159

>>6390704
nice.