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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Taylor Swift cooking.

>> No.6376161
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>> No.6376168

>>6376158
papa john's boxes on the stove

>> No.6376170
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>> No.6376179

>>6376161
>cooking in an open top blouse
>all those bangles

you're gonna get hurt Lorde

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>> No.6376202
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This is why I cook.

>> No.6376216

>>6376179
looking good > kitchen safety

Women logic.

>> No.6376221
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>Taylor Swift

>> No.6376223

>>6376221
I'd take her over a she-boon any day thank you Jamal.

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>>6376221
>fat female detected
take a walk

>> No.6376240

>>6376221
What angry black girl made this?

>> No.6376245

>>6376216
Makes for good pics tho

>> No.6376257

>>6376245
GOTTA HAVE INSTAGRAM FULL OF WHAT YOU DID.
CAN'T LEAVE YOUR FOLLOWERS HANGING.

I fucking hate this new digital world.

>> No.6376262

>>6376257
Yeah. Technology is just so dumb.

>> No.6376278

>>6376240
probably one whose up and coming baby daddy rapper got a little famous now he's pulling in white damaged bitches.

>> No.6376283

>>6376257
y u hatin' on instagram?
y u so mad?

>> No.6376289

>>6376179
Honestly I'd be more concerned about all that hair...

>> No.6376318

Damn, that bitch eats a lot of fucking pizza.

>> No.6376455

>>6376221
spine like a dinosaur

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>>6376158
#WORSTBITCHEVER
>"cooking" already prepare food
>Please
>FUCK OFF

>> No.6376553

>>6376262
No, just the people who use it.

>> No.6376619

Bump for TS

>> No.6376907

>>6376179
Is it crazy that I didn't even know who that was until you said Lorde?

>> No.6376929

>>6376907
I don't even know who lorde is. Is that 'crazy'?

>> No.6376956

>>6376467
If she actually bothered to learn real cooking that couldn't be replicated on a Guy Fieri show she'd seem "inaccessible" to flyover state fans.

>> No.6376962

>>6376238
get a load of that whore lipstick

>> No.6376971

>>6376158
what's a taylor swift and why should I care?

she looks like a dumb intern type that's only good for a casting couch or au pair type shit, maybe both.

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sweg

>> No.6376995

Man, I want to marry a super American white woman so I can be greeted with halfway decent food made from scratch every now and then. That's all I ask for.

>> No.6377014

>>6376995
It's more a nightmare than a dream.

>> No.6377373

>>6377014
Why's that?

>> No.6377390

And she'll never fuck any of you. No matter how much you praise her "cooking" on instagram.

Have a nice day :^)

>> No.6377414

>>6376995
>marry a white american woman
>look forward to green bean casserole and macaroni mixed with campbelle's soup baked in a pyrex dish

I'm not sure whether to pity you or envy you

>> No.6377417

>>6377390
inb4 lonely creepy perverts accuse you of being a woman who is jealous of a celebrity

>> No.6377428

>>6377414
I'll be able to cook better than her, no doubt, and I'll do it more often than her, but it gives me some serious childhood nostalgia.

>> No.6377430

>>6376929
I only know who she is through South Park.

>> No.6377436

>>6377414
That's southern white trash American woman cooking, so, wrong

>> No.6377438

>>6376168
Hope that shit catches on fire.

>> No.6377457

>>6377414
Real Americans don't give a shit whether you pity us or envy us. Live your own lives and stop harping on us you fucking faggots!

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Tay Tay grocery shopping.

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She is so beautiful.

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>>6377461
>NEET-NEET being a creep

>> No.6377469
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There is no cookie on the planet as sweet as you.

>> No.6377477

>>6377461
>>6377464

She'll turn into that creepy looking bitch on the right side of the picture faster than you can swing around a dead cat.

>> No.6377484

>>6377469
She looks like david bowie

>> No.6377489

>>6377484
That's literally a compliment.

>> No.6377513

>>6377484
What, you don't want to fuck David Howie?

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>>6376158
>you will never cook with taytay
>she will never argue over which wine to pair with your chicken tajine
>you will never sneak up behind her and try to distract her by kissing her neck while she is making bread
>she will never chastise you for overcooking the steak because you were tending to the children

why live?

>> No.6377602

>>6377598

I couldn't agree more. Kill yourself, PLEASE

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>>6377598
>she will never chastise you for overcooking the steak because you were tending to the children

Hit me right in the feel.

Some lucky man will experience this and the thought drives me wild with rage.

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>> No.6379182

>>6377484
Her teeth are straight so no

>> No.6379189

>>6377484
David Bowie is a qt

>> No.6379241

>>6377943
taylor is a lesbian....

>> No.6379270

This is a /tv/ tier thread right here

>> No.6379275

>>6377484
I'd rather fuck Bowie. No homo.

>> No.6379311

>>6376221
anita sarkeesian pls go

>> No.6379341

>>6379270
Not enough racism/sexism/homophobia/antisemitism. Plus, Taylor is of age. It's more like a /mu/ tier thread.

>> No.6379493

>>6376221
>only a white girl can look
>pale as a ghost

This is true, actually.

>> No.6380474

>>6376221
That spine makes me instinctively think of Jacques Pepin, honesukis, and making stock

Chicken skin white women FTW

>> No.6380483

>>6376158
id let her cook my dick if you catch my drift

>> No.6380487

>>6380483
That would be extremely painful

>> No.6380503

>>6377438
I hope YOU catch on fire, mother fucker. If you EVER, and I mean EVER, make fun of MY waifu again, you're going to be in a WORLD of SHIT.

>> No.6380512

>>6380503
Your waifu a shit

>> No.6380515

>>6380512
You are DEAD, you fucking cock SUCKING, ass FUCKING, waste of LIFE.

>> No.6380517

>>6376162
>dat posture

>>6376166
Burnt as fuck 0/10

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>>6380515

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>>6380524
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>> No.6380541

>>6380533
Watch out, we got a badass over here.

>> No.6380553

>>6380541
ree