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ITT: 0/10 Candy

>> No.6363773

>>6363769
I hurt just looking at them.

>> No.6363775
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>> No.6363776

>>6363769
I like these. They're like edible packing peanuts

>> No.6363780
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6363780

The shit that brown people hand out on halloween.

>> No.6363783

>>6363776
Y-yeah, s-sounds great.

>> No.6363784

>>6363783
You've never wanted to eat a packing peanut?

>> No.6363786

>>6363776
>edible

>> No.6363787

Y'all a bunch of slack jawed faggots

>> No.6363795

>>6363776
>implying packing peanuts are not already edible.

>> No.6363804

mary jane peanut butter kisses i.e. the bullshit old people hand out on halloween

also any mexican tamarind-chili salty-spicy-gritty-sour candies are automatically shit, they taste like dehydrated hot and spicy vomit

>> No.6363814

>>6363804
>also any mexican tamarind-chili salty-spicy-gritty-sour candies are automatically shit, they taste like dehydrated hot and spicy vomit

Die.

>> No.6363832

>>6363769
Do these taste like peanuts? Never had but I can imagine the texture of them. Slightly stale, a little bit of bounce.

>> No.6363840

>>6363832
spongy banana
fucking awesome

>> No.6363849

>>6363832
>Slightly stale, a little bit of bounce.
Exactly. They're supposed to taste like banana, but they taste like dye and carpet cleaner.

>> No.6363851

>>6363832

I've had them and I can't explain the flavor, but you nailed the texture. They're very very sweet and as you eat them you can smell them. I can't think of what the term is for that right now, but they're really aromatic.

>> No.6363958
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6363958

these disgusting pieces of shit
my least favorite food i've ever eaten
fuck

>> No.6363965

>>6363958
I like everything in this thread including those.
And when someone post black licorice or black jelly beans, i'll like those too.

>> No.6363970

>>6363965
i like those black licorice candies that are yellow, and blue and pink and shit

>> No.6363974

>>6363970
licorice allsorts-liking scum

>> No.6363977
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6363977

>>6363970
haven't had them in a coon's age

>> No.6363991

Those chalk-like multicolored mints that I sometimes see at 99 cent store candy sections.

>> No.6363996

>>6363780
fuck those things in the ass. I've never met an adult or child that enjoyed them.

>> No.6364000

Jolly ranchers. It's like eating flavored, dirty, soapy water

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6364002

>>6363996
suck a nigger dick
I bet you don't like these either

>> No.6364013

>>6364002
Nah that don't sell the shit in Canada. But I would probably like those because it looks like caramel.

These >>6363780 taste like burnt molasses.

>> No.6364024

Necco Wafers
Tootsie Rolls
Chocolate Coins
Dubble Bubble
Good n Plenty
Now or Later
Dots

>> No.6364028
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6364028

>>6363769
your taste a shit, OP.
Those marshmallows are a great way to ruin your teeth on the way to diabetes!
Whenever I eat candy now there is an extreme sort of guilt felt because my teeth hurt really badly from metal fillings.
It's not worth the days of pain.
Now I drink instead and brush right away.
You want to know a shitty candy? Check out pic related.
I chewed one before sneering with disgust from the shellac scent and taste and reading the label to see artificial sugars.
I don't buy regular candy for this shit.
Put a god damn label on the front.

>> No.6364029

>>6364002
But those are terrible, the caramel doesn't even taste like caramel

>> No.6364034
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6364034

>>6364024
>Dots
nigga really

>> No.6364043
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6364043

>>6363769
z e r o
e
r
o

>> No.6364099
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6364099

May God have Mercy on us all

>> No.6364127

>>6364028
Fuck you and everything you stand for you aids ridden Jew fag

>> No.6364155
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6364155

this right here. I like caramel, and this is just garbage.

>> No.6364171

>>6363780
fuck you these are amazing

>> No.6364199

>>6364099
This. I hated these as a child, and I hate them now. WHY would I want a candy that's supposed to taste of milk?

>> No.6364207
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6364207

>>6364099
>>6364199
Also these fuckers. In what universe?

>> No.6364208

>>6364155
I love sugar daddys but you have to know what they aren't.
They aren't candy in the sense of "wow this is yummy" They are "I'm going to beat this fucking thing!"

>> No.6364430

>>6364002
LEL. i actually enjoy those a great amount. my girl gives me shit for liking that

>> No.6364447

>>6364207
>>6364199
>>6364155
>>6364099
Leave immediately.

>> No.6364478

>candy that isn't chocolate
just eat fruit

>> No.6364527

>>6364478
>not being american
comunist

>> No.6364532

>>6364527
Spill chucker

>> No.6364785
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>> No.6364988

>>6364785
fuck this

>> No.6365105

>>6364207
These are gr8, m8.

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>> No.6365136
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>>6363769
fucking weebs think anything from Japan is god tear but it's just fucking sugar. I mean it's straight to the point but that shit fucking sucks in actual taste.

>> No.6365139
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6365139

how about 10/10 sweets?

>> No.6365141

>>6365136
wtf i got some in Amsterdam that looks like that and were pretty good

>> No.6365270

>>6364002
>goetze's

Please tell me I'm not the only one that gets this. Please...

>> No.6365275

>>6364099
These are amazing, fuck you and fuck your dubs.

>> No.6365278
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6365278

>>6365139
>chewy milk

>> No.6365291
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>>6365270
>only 90s kids will get this :^)
It's spelled wrong

>> No.6365297
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6365297

>>6365136
speaking of overrated japan things, daifuku is probably the most underwhelming thing I've ever eaten by comparison to the expectation.

It's good, but sweet rice cakes filled with beans is practically grandma tier candy

>> No.6365307

>>6364043
nigga don't you go talkin' smack bout rockets

>> No.6365309
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6365309

>>6365139

>> No.6365310

>>6365109
Homosexual much?

>> No.6365313
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>>6365297
>underwhelming

Whenever I see this word used on /ck/ it's always some gastronomically deprived neckbeard explaining how an extremely common food (kale, aioli, yogurt, or in this case daifuku) is "underwhelming", usually in conjunction with vague complaints about "marketing" or "hype"

Like what the fuck kind of sensation were you expecting? An overwhelming one? And who exactly is responsible for "overrating" it?

>> No.6365316

>>6364043
You're opinion a shit

>> No.6365319

>>6365109
that's why you let them dissolve in your mouth

>> No.6365323
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6365323

my heart goes out to all the kids who got druid fruit juice bars instead of fruit roll ups in their lunch

>> No.6365325

>>6365323
What about the kids who got nothing in their lunch?

>> No.6365327

>>6364024
>Necco Wafers
kill yourself.

>> No.6365328

>>6363769
>>6363775
>>6363780
>>6364002
>>6364043
>>6364155
>>6365109
I like these, hate licorice and double-salted licorice.

>> No.6365331

>>6365325
at least they didn't get dried fruit juice bars

>> No.6365347

>>6365323

>dried fruit juice bars

Wouldn't that be a powder?

>> No.6365352

>>6364171
East indian living in Canada detected.

Also fuck that mother fucker hating on Rockets.

>> No.6365354
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6365354

>>6365325
stahp

>> No.6365366
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6365366

still have this from an old bad candy thread.

fucking hate these.

>> No.6365425

>>6365309
>Comic Sans

>> No.6365429

>>6363775
Them fightin' words, pardner.

>> No.6365435

>>6363769
My grandma and I are the only people I've ever met irl who actually like these.
Feels bad, man

>> No.6365758

>>6365435
The worst part about them is that moment at the end of each one where you start crunching on the artificial sugar grains. They're absolutely abysmal.

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6365766

>mfw I like most of what was posted ITT

>> No.6365809
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>> No.6365815

Mfw Im european and I dunno wtf is going on here
mfw I have no face

>> No.6365822

>>6364207
That's creepy Fuck

>> No.6365825

>>6365297
I hate that shit. It leaves the worst texture in my mouth. I don't understand why it's so popular.

>> No.6365847

>>6365825
I love the sticky rice but I hate the bean filling, it's such an unusual flavor for a confectionery

>> No.6365856

>>6365297
Daifuku are a shit candy but a good snack.

>> No.6365868

>>6365856
>tfw 300 kcals apiece

>> No.6365873
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6365873

Satan.

>> No.6365876
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6365876

one time i ate a whole fucking bar
i puked all night

>> No.6365878
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>>6365876

>> No.6365903

>>6365297
can I just get these without the filling?

I hate the texture of the filling but for some reason I really love the texture of the mochi.

I know you can get plain white mochi, but I'm talking unfilled, flavored mochi like melon flavor or whatever. just no filling.

it's like makeup sponges. there, I said it. and I like it.

>> No.6365910

>>6365903
Try mochi ice cream, otherwise buy some rice flour and make it yourself

>> No.6365917

>>6364099
i've never even seen these things before. where do you find them?

>> No.6365961

>>6364043

You need someone to slap the shit outta you?

>> No.6365972

>>6365876
>eating bakers chocolate
To be fair, you were pretty much asking for it

>> No.6366011

>>6365876
I agree. Worst brand for 90% bar I've had.

>> No.6366026

>>6365270
there's even that star in the logo

>> No.6366031

>>6364028
>Made in china

>> No.6366035

>>6363775

I had candy corn mixed with peanuts once, it was like a snickers or something. I actually liked it...me, liking disgusting candy corn.

Try it, I'd use more peanuts in the ratio.

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>>6364043
I've always known them as Smarties.

>> No.6366050
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>>6363769

I hate everything in this thread except for nerds. Sorry to those that like these eggs. This is really one of the best threads I've ever seen. Except the person that posted nerds.

I hope you die, soon...choking on NERDS.

>> No.6366058
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6366058

>>6366037
We have better Smarties in the Commonwealth and Britain.

>> No.6366065

>>6366058
Canada is the same way. I moved here from the US recently and someone mentioned Smarties like your pic and I got so fucking confused.

>> No.6366066
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6366066

Don't even get me started on these things.

Story time:

>be me
>6 years old
>saw one of these in the store
>"mommy, can i buy one of these"
>she says yes
>go back to car
>take one bite
>BLEAAARRGGHH.jpg
>14 years later
>see one in store
>gag in mouth

Lesson learned: Never eat these things.

>> No.6366067

>>6366037

Crush those up and snort them like you would a pixie stick. They're great.

>> No.6366072

>>6366058

That looks more like spree?

>> No.6366087

>>6366072
they are probably just big M&Ms

>> No.6366088

>>6366072
Those Smarties are chocolate candies. If I had to I guess I would compare them more to M&Ms.

>> No.6366144

>>6366088
Very, very shitty M&M. And M&M isn't good to begin with.

>> No.6366149

>>6366144
I'd agree, Smarties are garbage.

The ice cream flavours smarties they had a few years ago were good though.

>> No.6366226
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6366226

I don't care if they acknowledge the product is shit, why does this still exist?!?

>> No.6366247

>>6366226
>>6366226
>la meme

>> No.6366294
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6366294

>tfw you can't eat sweet because of sensitive teeth
>tfw even eating cold ketchup is a hell

>> No.6366375

>>6365297
>daifuku
>candy
Its not strictly candy imo, i'd class these closer to cakes and small biscuits or something even if they're technically "confectionary"

Also mochis are damn good man. Packeted ones usually are too sweet tho and weebs overhype nearly every jap cultural thing, even crappy versions

>> No.6366379
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6366379

I don't even know why these exist

>> No.6366396

>>6366379
no its the big ones that arnt tht good, those ones are god tier

>> No.6366415

>>6364447
>Actually liking all of these

How can one person have such terrible taste?

>> No.6366420

tootsie rolls are so fucking awful. not in a "I'm gonna throw up" way but, why would anyone eat one?

it's made worse by the fact that they're popular. they taste 100x worse than shitty chocolate candies, and 100x than shitty non chocolate candies. just horrible, there's no reason for them to exist

>> No.6366426

>>6366294
wtf? what do you mean sensitive?

>> No.6366427

>>6365270
You sound so desperate.
>gaping asshole meme

>> No.6366446

>>6365876
this tastes like dirt

>> No.6366447
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>>6366426

>> No.6366449
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I pretty much love all candy, but damn I hate these. Why do people go crazy for something that hurts your teeth and tastes like ink?

>> No.6366452

>>6365972
>90%
>baker

I don't even

>> No.6366457
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6366457

Who even has teeth that can eat these?

>> No.6366464
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>:(

>> No.6366466
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6366466

I get that it's a novelty but holy shit who gave this idea a heads up.

>> No.6366472

Jujyfruits are acceptable, just barely. But these are the work of the devil.

Sugar flavored color coded plastic bits.

>> No.6366474
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6366474

Fuck this candy

>> No.6366480
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6366480

>>6366474

You mean, fuck it NOW. After Heidi was bought by Farley & Sathers, they fucked with the recipe and made Jujubes bigger, chewier, and sweeter.

Before, they were great to eat because they were hard as rocks, but if they sat in your mouth for a while, they'd get a bit softer and then you could gently work your teeth on them. Pic related - note how different they look.

Longlasting, perfect movie candy. Now they're fucked because Murrica.

>> No.6366481
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6366481

These aren't that bad but I just have something against these.

>> No.6366484

>>6366480

I can actually see myself enjoying the softer variant. I only had one experience with these and it was pouring the box into my mouth and then spitting the contents back out after a few seconds of grief.

That was almost ten years ago, damn I feel old.

>> No.6366496

>>6366481
You are fucking nuts this is the best chocolate candy out there besides maybe tootsie rolls.

>> No.6366498

>>6366481
I love those things. I try to avoid them, however. I can't stop myself from eating them all when I open a package.

>> No.6366500
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WHO THE FUCK EATS THESE?

It's worse than a tootsie roll and crystalizes when it gets old.

this is the true 0/10 candy

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>>6366496
>pic related

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Holy fuck just looking at this makes me sick. Flavor isn't that offensive but oh god the texture is appealing.

I can strangely see myself enjoying these as an old man though.

>> No.6366510
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6366510

I find fruit rape gum very addictive.

>> No.6366517
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6366517

Rock candy sucks ass. So many people have told me it's a must try.

Never had something so underwhelming.

>> No.6366525

>>6366517

what were you expecting? it's fucking sugar that you lick

tell me right now exactly what flavors you were expecting.

>> No.6366549

>>6366510
that isn't gum though it's a chew

>> No.6366568

>>6366525
Ok, I'll bite.

If I had to compare it to something I'd say it was as if I was expecting heavy cream and got skim milk in its place.

I don't know, I was just really disappointed when I tried it. But you have a point. It is just sugar that you lick idk what I was thinking when I got it

>> No.6366580

>>6364043
>>6364099
>>6364207
>>6365109
who are you monsters

>> No.6366590

Anything with caramel

>> No.6366633
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6366633

Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.6366642
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>>6366633
fucking this
we used to have a sub teacher that would come in and if you answered a question of his (not necessarily related to the class or anything, he would spend most of the class shooting the breeze) he would give you one of those from his pocket.
Everyone was so excited whenever we heard he was going to show up, but his candy is shit and he's creepy in the "he might be a pedophile" kind of way.

>> No.6366695

>>6365366
I just looked those up. They don't sound bad? Then again I don't want to spend money on an 85 piece bag on a candy I've never had

>> No.6366832

>>6366066
So do they taste bad, have a horrible texture, or something else?

>> No.6366844
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6366844

Anything hot fucking cinnamon flavored.

>> No.6366979

>>6366633
fuck those things

>> No.6367004
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6367004

Marzipan

we called it "bread" candy when we were kids
still can"t eat the stuff

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6367019

>>6366695

used to love Mary Janes and there was another called Squirrels.

Can't eat them now cuz they will pull out dental work, loose teeth, etc.

>> No.6367025

>>6367019
As well as can be used to repair cracks on nuclear reactors, rigging chains meant for 80,000 lbs or greater, and are theorized to spawn a black hole when cut apart, but it is also known to be impossible to do so.

>> No.6367039

>>6366226
>soap flavored gum

This was truly made by Satan.

>> No.6367043

>>6366832
Let's just say, it's like eating a dried cat turd with a methed out hooker's period blood in the middle.

>> No.6367045
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>>6367025

NASA send them to the Space Station to cement things permanently in anti-grav

Michigan's Ambassador Bridge workers fix broken cables with them

>> No.6367052

>>6366247
"The same."
lrn2french

>> No.6367088

>>6365873
Agreed.

>> No.6367375

>>6366050
cadbury eggs are a fucking gift to humanity

>> No.6367377

>>6367045
thats the mackinac

>> No.6367399

>>6363769
ill admit, the candy itself is gross.

but there is a vape juice that tastes just like them and it is the best thing ive ever vaped. reminds me of melon butterscotch.

>> No.6367406

>>6367399
Vaping master race

>> No.6367423

>>6364043
Like flavoured chalk.
>tfw I still eat them

>>6364207
But you can put these in your mouth and pretend to have horrible buck teeth! the entertainment!

>> No.6367442

>>6366375
>mochi filled with mango ice cream
mmmmm.

>> No.6367455

>>6363804
Dude, Mary Janes are fucking amazing. Peanut butter and taffy is the best

>> No.6367457

>>6367399
They're actually banana flavored.

Yes, they're orange, shaped like peanuts, and taste like fake banana flavoring. Apparently back when they first made it they threw every possible combination at the wall and that's what stuck.

>> No.6367469

>>6366695
They sell them at Michaels. If you've got one of those craft stores near you, check it out. They have a ton of crazy old candy.

>> No.6367501

>>6367457
>Our recipe doesn't come from a treat that was mass produced
>We decided to make a product out of the blue and tried every combination we could get our hands on.
>The result is a candy that nobody wants
>Somehow we are still in buisness.

>> No.6367526

Fucking hell, here in britanistan, we have these things called Parma violets, and they genuinely taste like soapy water, I have never met someone who has disagreed with that, never mind someone who actually likes them

>> No.6367537

>>6367501
I love them. They're actually best if you let them dry out a little. Much better texture.

>> No.6367557
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>> No.6367587

>>6363769
>>6363773
Fuck you both. I want those right now. They are 10/10. And I could walk to get them. But fuck that. I just ate an orange.

>> No.6367693
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>>6363780
Someone 4chan makes food racist, bravo

>> No.6367699
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>>6363769
>candy in general

>> No.6367700

>>6367693
i mean somehow

>> No.6367718

>>6365109
Shit tier teeth detected

>> No.6367775

>>6367693
First day?

>> No.6367786

>>6366633
I love those things. Maybe something's wrong with me.

>> No.6367809

>>6367786
They're okay but I like to buy them because of the nostalgia factor. My grandmother used to always have these in a bowl whenever we'd visit. Being a kid, of course I'd load up on them.

>> No.6368233
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6368233

you all know these taste like wax

>> No.6368240

>>6368233
THEY FUCKING DO NOW!

They didn't back in the 1980s. I don't even know what the fuck those things are now, but they sure as fuck are not Twizzlers.

Come to think of it, 90% of commercial foods don't taste or feel like the foods the same thing from the 1980s. Probably because the ingredients are totally fucking different I suppose.

>> No.6368248

>>6366496
>the best chocolate candy out there besides maybe tootsie rolls.

tootsie rolls have nothing to do with chocolate.

>> No.6368255

>>6367557
seconded

>> No.6368259

>>6364024
>Now or Later [sic]

Bitch this is the best semi-hard/semi-soft candy ever made and drown you in Willy Wonka's chocolate lake.

>> No.6368260
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Fuck these.

>> No.6368291

>no matter how shitty the candy some autists will defend it and claim it's their flavors.

No, fuck you. Circus peanuts, candy corn, and smarties are a fucking abomination on man kind. Is it nostalgia? You were a dumbass kid and now you're a dumbass adult. It's like defending your child molester you stupid faggots.

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>> No.6368303
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>>6368260

>artificial banana

>> No.6368434

>>6368240

Yep. They ruined Oreos, the bastards.

>> No.6368456

>>6368301
Yep, real shitty licorice, and even worse dry..... Well I don't even know what the shit they put around it is. I don't even know if it comes in any other forms.

>> No.6368462
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>>6364785
simply disgusting

artificial watermelon isn't that bad but gum.... ew. also anything "blue razzberry" that's not fun dip is immediately discarded

>> No.6368469
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6368469

candy on frozen yogurt
food cringe af

>> No.6368481

>>6363775
I love candy corn.

>> No.6368487
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6368487

These fucking colors. I have yet to meet anyone who enjoys orange and yellow candy. It's so shitty, why do they even make that shit.

>> No.6368497

>>6366844
This is the only candy posted so far that I seriously can't enjoy at all. Rock candy sucks because it's just sugar and not worth eating it if you're craving sweets, but it's not 0/10.

Also
>>6368260
>>6367557
>>6366449
>>6366050
>>6368301
>>6365809
>>6365109
>>6364034
>>6363958
>>6363775
>>6363769

Are all mid or high tier.

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>> No.6368512

>>6367693
>namefag
>acting like a faggot

gee whiz, who would've thought?

>> No.6368518

>>6366294
you got little bitch teeth
train them up by chewin' on ice

>> No.6368521

>>6368487
orange is the shit you fucking ponce fite me

>> No.6368530

>>6365876

Holy shit anon, my gf literally bought this the other day and it's been sitting in my room since. I tried a square and nearly puked. I drank all the tap water I could to get the taste out. My gf laughed when I told her about it, so she decided to have some. Bitch spat it out after chewing a bit and it was all over my bed. Fuckers fooled us into thinking it was good with their neat packaging.

>> No.6368533

>>6368530
I had an 85% cocoa bar and enjoyed it, is 90% a lot worse or are you guys just bitches?

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>>6366510
>fruit rape

>>6366633
man those remind me of my great grandma :(

>>6366517
got damn I love the blue raspberry ones

>> No.6368540

>>6366517
>bland "its just fucking sugar" flavor
>jagged shape increases the amount of saliva that gets stuck and disgusting on it
>soggy wooden stick for making you wish you weren't holding a soggy wooden stick

yeah these are probably one of the worst things I've ever had

>> No.6368576

>>6366226
I hate those so much, they ended up as prank gum to give out as a kid. I'm surprised some kids liked it... just gross.

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Who eats this shit?

>> No.6368600

>>6368594
This is the kinda shit a Disney villain would eat

>> No.6368609

>>6366517
Throw some in a bottle of rye and do delicious shots.

>> No.6368620

>>6366695
Family Dollar has small bags for $1

>> No.6368647

>>6366050
>Disliking the prince of candies, The Cadbury Creme Egg

Don't breed

>> No.6368675

>>6366633
You see these a lot around chrimbus time. I like them.

>> No.6368682

>>6366050
the chocolate syrup ones are a fucking abomination, but the semen filled ones are fucking amazing

>> No.6368933

>>6368594
Old black men. Back in High School I worked at a place called Longs Drugs, (basically a CVS especially since CVS bought them) and for some reason it just stuck with me that this item was only bought by old black men.

>> No.6369025

>>6368487
but those are the best flavors

>> No.6369028

>>6368530
you do know that cocoa is bitter as fuck right? I bet you don't even take coffee black fag

>> No.6369072

>>6363775
Candy Pumpkins are better, but Candy Corn is still good

>>6364034
yeah that guy is crazy, Dots are delicious

>>6365109
you're crazy

>>6366050
yet another insane person

>>6366066
if you're going to buy a chocolate covered cherry you have to buy the right kind or else they taste awful

>>6368233
freaking crazy(although I'll admit Red Vines are a million times better)

>> No.6369081

Black Licorice.

>> No.6369139

>>6366464
in america we can only get these at specialty import stores so they're like almost $3 per roll and since they've been left in the sun in some shipping container they're all stuck together.

>> No.6369143

>>6366474
>>6366480
I've had a few boxes of the new stuff and it's ok.

I remember buying the old stuff cause I saw it on "Ed, Edd n Eddy" back then. Same with jujyfruits. They were a whole lot harder back then.

>> No.6369151

>>6366633
I remember there was this chinese restaurant near my house and one time we had to go there for a field trip.

They were charging like 25 cents for one of these in a tub at the front desk but everyone just took one and ran.

>> No.6369156

>>6365297
I'm not a huge fan of the ones with savory fillings, but the fruit flavored ones are pretty great.

>> No.6369158

>>6368933
I thought CVS bought them out like only a few years ago. Longs was pretty cool cause they were the only store that sold model kits and paints back then.

>> No.6369314

>>6367693
How is it racist?
The only people who handed those out were turban heads. No one else did. Go back to tumblr.
Why the fuck are you a namefag on the slowest board? How much attention do you need?

>> No.6369344
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Asian sweets / desserts are awful in general

>> No.6369355
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Fuck licorice/anaside

>> No.6369360
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6369360

>"Hey guys we need a new flavour for some candy."
>"How about perfume? Everyone likes getting perfume sprayed in their mouths"

>> No.6369367

>>6369360
This

that shit is absolutely disgusting

>> No.6369377

>>6369344
30% of all candy everywhere is completely garbage and only made to appeal local crowds

>> No.6369409

>>6366050
my brother

i hate those fucking things.

sugar mush in meh chocolate. they make my teeth sting.

>> No.6369423

>>6365109
Nerds are fine, just don't have pussymouth and you'll do fine

>>6365136
These actually look kinda nice, I guess they wouldn't taste that great, but usually rock candies (second, third and forth windows) are usually pretty nice

>>6365876
to be fair, most if not all 90% chocolate isn't "nice". Lindt milk chocolate and stuff with essences (mint, orange, etc.) are nice

>>6366449
fuck off

>>6366481
if these are the same thing as maltesers, then fuck off

>>6366633
Look, these cop a bad rap because they're everywhere, sure I wouldn't chose them over most other stuff, but they are honestly fine.

>>6368260
fuck off

>> No.6369433

>>6365323
I actually liked these when I was a kid. More convenient than carrying actual fruits with you.

>fruit rollups just overwhelm the sensitive palates of children, and rot their brains, and then they only want mcdonalds after

>> No.6369439

>>6368233
>>6368240
Twizzlers are oily now. Like what the fuck?

When I was a kid, we would sometimes bite the ends off of twizzlers and use them like drinking straws. But now if you do that, the twizzlers just decompose into this disgusting mess.

>> No.6369440

>>6368260
Artificial banana is nothing like actual banana.
To be fair, banana is a complex flavor that cannot easily be captured through normal flavoring agent means.
But I kind of like these crappy candies.

>> No.6369441

>>6368594
>Crows
>not shaped like crows, or birds of any kind

>> No.6369635
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>inb4 some underage doesn't know what these are

Worst candy.

>> No.6369820

>>6363769
I like them :)

>> No.6369824

>>6363769
Anything from Mexico

>> No.6369848

>>6369635
Hey go fuck yourself. I would buy those all the time as a child.

>> No.6369889

Chocolate.

I used to like it, I don't know why I hate the taste so much now.

>> No.6369898
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6369898

This shit. It's impossible to eat them without eating the paper as well.

>> No.6369937

>>6365366
>>6366695
>>6368620
>>6367469
my wife just lost a filling to one of these fuckers.

i threw out the bag in anger knowing i'd have to pay to fix her tooth.

that and they're just horrible.

>> No.6369945

>>6366449
You must have shit teeth if eating these hurts them.

>> No.6369946
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People always buys this whenever we are supposed to share candy, I hate it.

>> No.6370004
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these things.

>> No.6370015

>>6370004
Is it supposed to resemble charcoal?

>> No.6370018

>>6368233
This, holy shit. American movies and tv-shows made them look so tasty.
But man I was wrong. It actually taste like plastic that smells fruity.

>> No.6370022

>>6370015
I guess. Tastes like the shittiest liquorice ever. And ppl do alcoholic drinks with these.

>> No.6370044

>>6369937
>upset because of the money and not because the wife is in pain
I'm not even judging you. That's actually just funny.

>> No.6370047

>>6365354
Ugh. My heart breaks everytime I see this picture. God fucking damnit. Poor kitty. ;(

>> No.6370078

>>6363775
I eat this until my poop turns green

>> No.6370084

>>6368233
What the fuck happened to twizzlers
They used to taste like strawberry or cherry goodness, but now its like they hardly have any taste at all, and that taste is shit.
Normally i'd just chalk this up to nostalgia or something, but the taste change happened just within the last 10-15 years
Like someone else took over the company or some shit.

>> No.6370089

>>6369635
I remember those.
>You know what'd be a great idea? Lets make candy that tastes like tums!

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>>6365139
>10/10 sweets
>>6367693
Back in the day, these were called nigger babies

>> No.6370102

>>6370018
>It actually taste like plastic that smells fruity.

I don't want to eat any fruit that smells like a Twizzler.

>> No.6370171

>>6365109
Don't talk shit about nerds

>> No.6370224

>>6370101
back in the day in the UK Bill Bryson's book entitled "In A Sunburnt Country" was called "Down Under"

>> No.6370262

>>6369946
the gummies in that mix are great.

>> No.6370274

>>6363775
Candy corn is one of those foods that goes from "hey, this ain't bad!" to "please kill me" in one single piece.

>> No.6370288

>>6370274
Naw, it goes from "huh, I could eat this all day" to "well look at that, I got green poo and a purple tongue"

ask me how i know

>> No.6370309
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>>6369898
Came here to post that.

Have some candy sticks/cigarettes. Chalk has better flavor.

>> No.6370334

>>6370309
Fuck you, those are GOAT.

I miss when they were actually candy cigarettes, before the liberals got their way.

>> No.6370339

>>6365297
full pleb, not even a weeb.

>> No.6370350

>>6365109
I bet you also bite jawbreakers.

>> No.6370358

>>6370309
Fuck you candy stix are the shit

>> No.6370359

>>6366050
These eggs are a reason why I get so fat around Easter.

>> No.6370364

>>6370044
it was just a filling, it didn't hurt.

until she took that sip of ice cold water.

>> No.6370379

>>6366449
Those are amazing You must be drunk.

>> No.6370381

>>6366500
>laffy taffy
yeah buddy
>chocolate
oh hell nah

>> No.6370382

>>6370350
naw m8 those'll break ur jaw

>> No.6370387

>>6366517
Never did favor them. But I didn't get my first one until I was 17 and in Tombstone, AZ. They were recalled around my area of California because people would lace them with heroin/meth and sell them to middle schoolers. And I never saw a single one when I lived in Texas.

>> No.6370391

>>6370364
Old candy doesn't fuck around. I lost my last 3 baby teeth to a pack of jujubes.

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>>6367399
>vaping

>> No.6370399

>>6365313

i expected at the very least a whelming sensation but i didn't feel whelmed at all, it was bullshit.

>> No.6370408

>>6368233
There's some kind of second type that are multi-colored and chewy as all hell with some kind of filling. Those are absolutely fucking amazing. But I can't find them to save my life.

>> No.6370411

>>6370387
>people would lace them with heroin/meth

uh

that's an awfully terrible way to do and sell drugs. the oral bio-availability of heroin is extremely poor, and while meth is fine to swallow, it tastes like the most bitter chemical you can imagine and rock candy wouldn't mask it. needless to say, the highs would not be up to par

were they drug dealers dealing drugs, or were they doing it maliciously without telling them?

>> No.6370415

>>6369344
Is that coconut?
I just gagged a little.

>> No.6370419

>>6370415
picky eaters pls go

>> No.6370422

>>6369355

i once improvised a sauce that i stir fried beef with based on pureed asparagus stalks that tasted exactly like black jacks.

>> No.6370429

>>6370411
I'm not sure. I'll assume malicious. I wasn't all that much older than them and these kids were more just wanting some candy since it was treated like drugs at school. Ironic, eh?

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>>6363769
>>6363775
>>6363958
>>6364002
>>6364207
>>6365109
>>6366449
>>6366481
>>6367557
>>6370309

I enjoy all of these.

>> No.6370642
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6370642

This bullshit right here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nik-L-Nip

> Afterward the wax can be chewed like gum; the wax in Nik-L-Nip wax bottles is food-grade and non-toxic, although it is not meant to be eaten.

When I was first given this as a kid, I tried to eat the fucking bottle. Who gives inedible wax to a kid? And the "juice" inside kind of stings. Like licking a 9 volt battery.

>> No.6370727

>>6370642

these are fucking awesome

no one chews the wax

they had the most trading power out of everything during lunch in elementary school. you could trade for anything you wanted if you had some of those, you were fucking rich. although why would you, since they're so awesome. everyone loves them

>> No.6370731

>>6370727

Tootsie Roll Industries CFO pls go.

>> No.6370735

>>6363849
>They're supposed to taste like banana
Wait, what? They're supposed to look like peanuts and taste like banana? I don't get it.

>> No.6370849

>>6370735
No one does.

>> No.6370882

>>6363769
Those are packaging peanuts. You're supposed to fill a moving box up with them after you've put your fragile items in. Everyone is getting trolled here.

>> No.6370883

>>6368487
Thank you for mentioning this Anon! orange and yellow are usually the colors I throw away in every fruit flavored candy, because I know they will taste like shit and cause me some sort of sugary sore throat after eating them!

>> No.6370891

>>6368487

i always thought everyone hated yellow and green wine gums

>> No.6370894

>>6368487
>Liking lime

REAL shit flavours: Lemon, Lime, Watermelon, Banana, Black Licorice

>> No.6370905

>>6368301
>>6366464
>>6366050
>>6365809
>>6370309
>>6369360
FUCK YOU

>> No.6370925

>>6364155
you fucking shitbag fuck you and ur mother