I know a girl who only orders plain hamburgers, and she eats the top bun by itself dipping it in ketchup, then eats the patty by itself, and then eats the bottom bun as she did the first What weird shit have you seen people do?

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Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:06:46 2015 No.6342380 [Reply] [Original]

I know a girl who only orders plain hamburgers, and she eats the top bun by itself dipping it in ketchup, then eats the patty by itself, and then eats the bottom bun as she did the first

What weird shit have you seen people do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:10:44 2015 No.6342387 >>6342380 My friend eats pizza from the center with knife and fork and then sometimes puts the crust ring around his neck like a winner of some sort of a race,

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:14:41 2015 No.6342395 File: 1.55 MB, 400x225, 1401359517043.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6342387 >puts the crust ring around his neck like a winner of some sort of a race

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:16:13 2015 No.6342399 Another McDonald's thing. Girl squeezes out like 8 packets of ketchup, dumps a shit-ton of salt in it. Proceeds to dip burger and fries in it, finishes the whole pool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:22:13 2015 No.6342408 stuffing fries into the burger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:22:27 2015 No.6342409 >>6342387 winrar

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:25:17 2015 No.6342415 >>6342408 Whats so weird about that? It's all goin to the same place anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:29:33 2015 No.6342423 I know a girl who picks off the brown "skin" of the bun before eating the burger

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:49:33 2015 No.6342460 I can't deal with all the ocd here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:52:36 2015 No.6342463 >>6342380 is she a skinny rich guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:54:42 2015 No.6342466 >>6342463 She's actually quite an obese rich girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 13:19:24 2015 No.6342967 >>6342415 I mix my wine with my omelette because it's the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 13:21:20 2015 No.6342970 >>6342967 A more appropriate comparison would be forking a piece of egg and sausage all at the same time and eating it at once. Or, putting all of the above between bread and eating it together, which is fairly common

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 13:28:16 2015 No.6342992 There are actually people who remove the skin from a kiwi before eating it instead of just biting in it. WTF is wrong with these people???

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 13:33:09 2015 No.6343010 >>6342408 Actually into the burger or on top of the burger? I always put fries on my burger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 13:45:04 2015 No.6343062 >>6342380 When I was little I would eat hamburger patties with only cheese and no bun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 13:55:10 2015 No.6343094 A friend of mine used to order cheese pizza, eat the cheese off of it and be done. That and a bag of Doritos was his lunch for an entire school year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 13:57:38 2015 No.6343099 I used to eat my McD burgers like that all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:27:41 2015 No.6343197 File: 104 KB, 450x279, knoppers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I eat every layer of these indivudually. Over the years I have perfected the technique and leave the other layers unharmed whenever I eat one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:30:41 2015 No.6343206 There's a guy who I work with who, when on lunch break, regularly puts spray cheese on off-brand oreos and eats them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:34:27 2015 No.6343217 >>6343197 These are so freaking good, but so calorie dense. Eating all layers at the same time is GOAT tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:39:44 2015 No.6343243 >>6343197 I do this with every candy bar. It's kind of groady but probably the most decent thing after eating kiwi skins in this thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:05:13 2015 No.6343311 >>6342380 I eat salt right out of the shaker while drinking milk. That shit is delicious. I have also made a meal out of salt and ice cubes. I seriously cannot think of a single food that is not improved by salt.

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:08:17 2015 No.6343324

>>6343311

Another weird one I do is any time I get Capt Ds I get 2 bite size shrimp dinner, double fries, 1 order of mozzarella stick and 8 bread sticks. I then sort of make a po boy out of the whole thing and take bites that I can barely handle. Something about the taste. texture, and sensation of almost choking is just pure bliss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:14:21 2015 No.6343351 >>6343206 My dad did this with other cookies, its like getting an egg or slice of cheddar on a cherry pie >why?

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:16:28 2015 No.6343363

>>6342380
I have a friend who puts mustard on popcorn.
I had a friend who put that chocolate whipped cream stuff on shrimp.
I worked at a bagel shop and a woman would come in and get a cinnamon sugar crusted bagel with salmon cream cheese on it.

None of them were pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:17:01 2015 No.6343366 >>6343351 There is something about sweet + cheesy that just tastes really good to some people. After I eat chocolate I always get a craving for cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:23:30 2015 No.6343385 >>6343363 >I have a friend who puts mustard on popcorn. Growing up me and my sister had a friend who would put Koolaid power on her popcorn, it was suprisingly not bad at all but honestly fuck it popcorn is delicious the way it already is

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:30:25 2015 No.6343409

There is this guy who has a section on his cooking show called "Guarrindongadas" where he cooks really nasty recipes. It's in Spanish but you can get the idea.
I've tried the anchovies and condensed milk sandwich and it's delicious!

http://www.telecinco.es/robinfood/secciones/guarrindongadas/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:33:25 2015 No.6343420 >>6342380 I know a guy who smothers hotdogs in ketchup. He then eats the bun, pushing the dog out the back of the bun. Then eats the dog by itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:35:50 2015 No.6343431 i'm bulimic so i probably do a lot of weird shit. To OP, I would do what that girl does too because then it's easier to vomit because the bread is lubricated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:01:24 2015 No.6343519 >>6342380 I chew about 4 pringles, then spit them out onto 1 pringle. Eat it like a pringle dip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:02:57 2015 No.6343525 >>6343519 used to do the same with fritos

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:06:43 2015 No.6343532 >>6343519 you are an animal

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:11:49 2015 No.6343548 I have a friend from college who, when we eat at Cheddar's orders extra little cups of either buffalo sauce or ranch and drinks them directly from the cup. It's disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:12:54 2015 No.6343554 >>6343431 london

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:18:20 2015 No.6343577
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Kinda just overlook some dude who's got some mental issues.
He makes sandwiches.
Bread, mayonaise, strawberry jelly, american sliced cheese, and another bread on top.
Licks spoons clean and puts it back in clean spoon area. He has a roommate.
We have a hard time to get him to brush his teeth even once a month.
Shit is horrendous

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:19:08 2015 No.6343579
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>>6343324
>tfw the cinderblock-sized bite you just took is stuck in your throat, you take a sip of water, and it slides down into your stomach with a plunk you can almost hear

glorious

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:25:36 2015 No.6343606 I like to take little sips of soy sauce on occasion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:29:22 2015 No.6343620 >>6342380 My half-sister picks her burgers apart like this too. She even goes so far as to pick the cheese off of the meat. When she came over for dinner at my house I told her she had to eat her hamburger like a sandwich or she wasn't allowed to eat.

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:31:29 2015 No.6343626

>>6343519
>>6343525
Playing with your food by hand is one thing, but spitting out something you've already chewed and eating it again is crossing the fucking line man. Please never eat Pringles in public.

>>6343324
>>6343579
You guys should try sucking cock, it sounds like you'd enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:32:11 2015 No.6343629 >>6343548 Arbys horseradish sauce for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:36:26 2015 No.6343648 I eat chicken pot pies by flipping it upside down Eating the bottom, the center of the top Then I break up and mix that outside crust thing with all the sauce, chicken, veggies etc

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:41:48 2015 No.6343669

>>6342380
I know a guy like this, but one step worse. He orders a plain hamburger with "nothing on it". If they even put ketchup on it he gets mad and sends it back. He eats it plain.

His bad taste carries over into other things as well. He dresses like shit, is a boring conversationalist and plays guitar - nothing but the dullest Clapton rehash you can imagine.

I don't get it at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:48:13 2015 No.6343697 >>6343648 When I eat pot pies I break the upper crust and just mix it all up into a sort of mush, eat it, then eat the remaining side and bottom crust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 17:29:48 2015 No.6343845 >>6343648 Thats the fancy resturant way to serve em. Whole table side service thing too

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 17:33:35 2015 No.6343856 >>6342415 Which is why I just blend my three course meals together and enjoy a smoothie of pasta puttanesca, garlic snails and crème brûlée. You fucking retard.

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:01:05 2015 No.6344093

My father used to pour a package of raw ground beef into a can with baked beans, some raw garlic, salt and pepper and just eat it like that without cooking. He probably still does that, but I'm not there to witness it anymore.
He always looked like it was the most delicious thing ever though, I might have to give it a try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:20:40 2015 No.6344148 when i was younger i used to eat bagels (not toasted) with cream cheese and then dip them in ranch dressing lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:51:23 2015 No.6344254 I always get my fast food burgers plain. I just put my own topping on it at home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:59:20 2015 No.6344280 >>6343856 I think you're the retard, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:07:08 2015 No.6344303 File: 309 KB, 460x351, 1406870047984.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw dipping fries into a vanilla shake

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:13:27 2015 No.6344324 my ex used to take a fry, dip it in ketchup, then rub the fry on the burger so the ketchup is applied, then take a bite, rinse, repeat

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:14:04 2015 No.6344326 >>6344324 Pretty solid technique

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:18:36 2015 No.6344337 I dip french fries into an apricot sauce. McDonalds prefers to call it sweet and sour sauce.

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:59:15 2015 No.6344481

Here are some weird things I do:

>Fuck my food before I eat it. (Even in public)
>Shove raw cucumbers up my ass and eat them.
>Shove raw cucumbers up other peoples' asses and eat them.
>Rub peanut butter on my breasts and fondle them while grinding against goats.
>Bathe in tomato soup and pleasure myself while doing it.
>Cover my mattress with beef stew before I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 21:04:23 2015 No.6344500 >>6344481 those aren't weird at all. Everyone I know does all that on a regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 21:05:37 2015 No.6344504 File: 27 KB, 248x299, 1423801507605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6344500 dubs don't lie

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 21:31:40 2015 No.6344575 get a pizza... scrape the top (cheese/toppings) eat the bread and crust. then eat the scrape chesse with a fork mmmm

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 21:42:26 2015 No.6344622 >>6343620 Did she eat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 21:56:11 2015 No.6344661 >>6343626 >Please never eat Pringles in public. Why not? He won't get ridiculed otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:11:53 2015 No.6344702 When I was a kid I would eat cinnamon pop tarts by peeling off the front layer with my front teeth and then eat the rest.

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:12:57 2015 No.6344707

>>6343669
>orders a plain hamburger with "nothing on it". If they even put ketchup on it he gets mad and sends it back. He eats it plain.
Oh, that's me. It's just a coincidence that I don't happen to like any of the toppings that are typically served with burgers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:14:17 2015 No.6344710 i like and enjoy the food i eat. i don't think anyone else on /ck/ does this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:18:52 2015 No.6344720 as a child when eating ferrero rocher i would eat the outer chocolate first without damaging the two semi-spherical wafers. i would then open them apart, eat the peanut and then the two wafers with the filling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:20:51 2015 No.6344722 >>6344720 lol what a fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:21:59 2015 No.6344725 >>6344720 >ferrero rocher >eat the peanut Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:22:30 2015 No.6344728 >>6344722 fuck you, nigger. not damaging the wafers required precision and finesse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:23:31 2015 No.6344732 >>6344725 might have been a hazelnut. i haven't had them in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:23:39 2015 No.6344734 Dunno how weird it is but I really like my food to be really fucking hot, temperature-wise. Like, hot enough to burn my mouth. It's not hot enough if the skin on the roof of your mouth doesn't fall off afterward.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:31:03 2015 No.6344754 File: 30 KB, 374x468, donut.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6342466 same girl, different lifestage...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:37:34 2015 No.6344769 I know a skinny rich guy who doesn't MSG in meat load, and I'm a skinny rich guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:39:51 2015 No.6344779 >>6342380 >>6342380 I do it too

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:48:08 2015 No.6344797 >>6343431 LONDON O N D O NODNOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:05:40 2015 No.6344852 I take a knife to a burger and halve it before consuming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:13:05 2015 No.6344874 >>6342380 One of my best friends in middle school loved Italian dressing so much he sometimes drank it right out of the packet. >>6342387 This guy sounds based as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:32:49 2015 No.6344919 This girl I hang out with does not eat vegetables. At all. I've never heard of an adult not eating vegetables until I met her. She's a total qt though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:35:34 2015 No.6344926 >>6344919 How is she still alive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:46:28 2015 No.6344968 >>6344926 Fuck if I know. I imagine she's malnourished as hell but she manages to stay thiiiick. Not fat thick, but nice thick. If that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:58:55 2015 No.6345009 >>6342387 Fucking hell. I need to leave the Internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:02:11 2015 No.6345015 >>6342380 nobody i know does anything weird but i like to lick all the flavor off of chips then eat them i call the one with the most flavor the god chip

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:04:06 2015 No.6345021 French guy I know puts mayo on everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:09:28 2015 No.6345035 I make peanut butter and banana sandwiches with toasted bread and then dip the sliced sandwich in milk. It's not ready to eat until the bread is soggy as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:13:51 2015 No.6345046 i dissolve cookies in milk for a minimum of 5 minutes and depending on how i feel ill either mix it into a crumbly slurry or just drink all the milk and then eat whatever is left on the bottom

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:28:14 2015 No.6345082 >>6344968 >Not fat thick, but nice thick. If that makes sense. Like a black model?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:40:07 2015 No.6345105 >>6345082 More or less, but white

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:41:47 2015 No.6345111 >>6345035 this sounds good as fuck. I hate drinking soda unless I eat pizza and dip the crusts in dr pepper. Pretty dank.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:41:53 2015 No.6345112 >>6345035 My grandma would tear up bread and just put it in a glass of milk then drink it. I didn't realize there were other people who did stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 01:08:54 2015 No.6345164 >>6342380 My wife sniffs everything before she puts it in her mouth, my cock included.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 01:21:30 2015 No.6345178 File: 30 KB, 660x371, EasyMashedPotato640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i stuff bread/cake/etc into a cup then microwave it with milk then i mix up the contents until it turns soft and creamy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 01:26:54 2015 No.6345196 I used to dip an untoasted bagel in orange juice and then eat it. There was no toaster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 01:33:26 2015 No.6345205 After I eat ice cream I like to take a drink of warm soda. It's weird contrast between my cold throat and the warm carbonation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:35:35 2015 No.6345310 >>6342992 Wait, you're not supposed to skin a kiwi?

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:47:30 2015 No.6345332
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I bite into grapes.

As in, I'll take an actual bundle of grapes and bite into it like any other regular fruit.

Most people would pluck one grape off the stem at a time, and some people even go the whole nine yards and start peeling the skin off of them.

But nope, I'll just bite into the whole thing. I get a mouthful of grapes instead of just one grape, and they come off the stem quite easily; I've never had a piece of stem in my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:49:30 2015 No.6345338 I once knew a girl who would get a Big Mac, full half of the box with ketchup, drown the Big Max in it, and shove it in her face and eat it in four bites.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:57:03 2015 No.6345353 >>6343409 >http://www.telecinco.es/robinfood/secciones/guarrindongadas/ hahahaha! Rebanada de queso, anchoas y fresa, la ‘guarrindongada’ de la semana Cooking with semen! Maybe he's a /ck poster?

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:04:05 2015 No.6345365

My boyfriend is a freak. I swear he put together this sandwich the other day: sourdough bread, turkey, cheddar, leftover fries, balsamic vineger, chips, chocolate chip cookies, pickles, onion, lettus, tomato ketchup and mayo. I asked him why he put it together like that and he said "its all going to the same place anyways." ck I think my boyfriend is depressed :/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:06:45 2015 No.6345370 >>6343197 From the thumbnail I thought this was an image of paper towel rolls and was very disturbed

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:09:47 2015 No.6345375 >>6344303 pshhhh that is the most normal of weird eating habits

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:10:29 2015 No.6345376 >>6345338 Nesus h cristo was she 350 pounds?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:11:54 2015 No.6345379 >>6345365 I think you might be dating a bear does he lose contact with you in the winter, sleeping through the days?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:13:19 2015 No.6345381 >>6345365 Is he skellyton mode? Mine eats shit like that. This morning he mixed chicken, chili, and beef and broccoli + rice and enjoyed it. He never gains a pound and he's 34. I think it just comes from being poor, but idk

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:15:23 2015 No.6345385 hi everyone i am anon and i... >only eat the edges off of poptarts >scrape the icing off of cakes >make ice cream 'soup' >am addicted to roasted onions >eat the leafy part of the strawberry >only eat 'tangy' bananas

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:16:42 2015 No.6345386 >>6345379 Lol! Hes a bear dats right

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:17:49 2015 No.6345390 >>6345381 No hes like 240 pounds but it doesnt look bad on him, hes suprisingly buff

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:20:50 2015 No.6345395 >>6345390 Meh just enjoy it I say. I like having a bf who is a garbage dump because he is never picky about anything and cheap as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:21:12 2015 No.6345397 Hes eaten hummus and spaghetti sauce sandwiches too

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:21:50 2015 No.6345398 I know a guy who only eats the patty whenever he gets a hamburger Just order a steak, goddamn

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:24:41 2015 No.6345402 >>6345395 Yeah its nice. Id hate having a snobby hipster.

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:25:17 2015 No.6345403

I always identify the tastiest looking part of my food when I start eating and save that bit for the last bite.
Lots of people think it's weird that I like to eat my pizza with a knife and fork but a)I hate having to pick up food with my hands and b) how else am I supposed to eat the crust first and the cheesiest middle piece last?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:27:07 2015 No.6345409 >>6345365 Everything except the cookies ketchup and mayo sound fine. The fries are pushing it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:29:02 2015 No.6345411 >>6345409 It was the cookies that threw me off

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:29:06 2015 No.6345412

>>6345403
>Lots of people think it's weird that I like to eat my pizza with a knife and fork
It's not too weird. Sometimes, the pizza gives you no choice.

>the crust is incredibly greasy and makes your hands uncomfortable
>there are way too many toppings or way too much sauce; no way to eat it one-handed without spilling everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:34:05 2015 No.6345421 File: 45 KB, 750x600, Free_Cat-Roadside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You folk are pretty hardcore! I'll stick to roadkill cats, they're naturally tenderized from being run over and pretty tasty with tater tots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:42:36 2015 No.6345434 >>6345365 People pay big bucks for that at fancy restaurants and hotels, he'd get extra stars with a sriracha drizzle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:43:40 2015 No.6345438 File: 519 KB, 1600x1200, Photo0147-pizza_w_onion_rings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6345365

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:58:11 2015 No.6345465 When I microwave baked beans, I drop a couple slices of cheese in there. Top tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 05:12:21 2015 No.6345551 >>6342380 I eat the pepperonis off my pizza, take the cheese off and put it aside, eat the pizza, then eat the cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 05:33:34 2015 No.6345586 >>6345015 your fetish amuses me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 05:42:02 2015 No.6345596 >>6343351 Slice of cheddar on apple pie is great, it'd probably work on cherry too

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 06:30:21 2015 No.6345659 >>6342387 Anon, this is your duty now. You have to be the one to tell him he's mentally disabled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 06:41:19 2015 No.6345668 File: 244 KB, 728x745, CGLWrong.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6345365 >lettus

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 06:56:33 2015 No.6345682 I do that with hotdogs if the bun isn't very good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 07:14:12 2015 No.6345715 whenever I eat mint imperials I try and bite off the hard coating without harming the crumbly centre. usually takes a few goes but it satisfies me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 07:39:03 2015 No.6345749 File: 4 KB, 166x90, balancedmeal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6342380

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 10:35:43 2015 No.6346007

I knew this girl from my class when I was about 7 or so. She used to have a packet of potato chips for lunch among other things of course. For each chip, she used to lick off the flavoring and then eating the soggy chip. She did this all the way up to middle school.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 10:38:30 2015 No.6346014 >>6342387 By any chance are there any draw fags here that could visualize this for us? And more importantly, did he make that crust homemade?

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 10:39:14 2015 No.6346016
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two of my friends knows this really weird guy in a clique they used to smoke weed with.

>he eats plain, basic foodstuffs like a stick of butter, or mix butter with flour and eat it as it is

>one of my friends once caught him eating the slimy, jelled up fat from a roast chicken, or maybe it was sauce or something. when asked about it he just shrugged and said it's nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 10:43:42 2015 No.6346025 >>6345376 Nah we ran track together, she was pretty underweight actually

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 10:47:36 2015 No.6346029 i put jelly on my scrambled eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 10:48:22 2015 No.6346030 >>6343620 did you fuck tho?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 11:17:10 2015 No.6346081 >>6345112 cornbread in buttermilk is one common snack I do not desire to try.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 11:54:47 2015 No.6346154 >>6346016 That is meat gelatin aka aspic and it is a delicacy often used in classic haute cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 12:06:35 2015 No.6346177 >>6343197 my nigga. >That feel when you manage to take the chocolate off in one piece

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 12:17:33 2015 No.6346194 File: 35 KB, 208x500, 51ZTilFMQCL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I saw a girl on the bus eating pic related straight out of the jar with her fingers and sucking off the juices after each olive. Pretty gross.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 12:26:29 2015 No.6346204 >>6342380 wow air dried salty meat lasted 12 years who would've thought `,)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 12:36:53 2015 No.6346226 I had a friend who put ketchup on strawberries. I stopped being friends with him for obvious reasons

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 12:41:10 2015 No.6346238 >>6344732 its always been hazelnut

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 13:40:31 2015 No.6346411 >>6346194 I do this

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 13:52:15 2015 No.6346436

>>6342380
Kid i went to highschool with used to buy a cheeseburger and a pack of chocolate, chocolate chip cookies every day and then stack two of the cookies (crunchy and the size of the patty) inside the sandwich cover them and ketchup and then consume. EVERY DAY.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 13:54:27 2015 No.6346440 File: 8 KB, 499x220, cereal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 14:03:51 2015 No.6346458 >>6345310 it's b8

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 14:08:49 2015 No.6346472 >>6346458 ur moms b8 m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 14:12:31 2015 No.6346480 >>6345434 Honestly think he added that too. Hes had tons of sandwiches like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 14:14:56 2015 No.6346485 Anyone who puts cheese in top ramen is psycho

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 14:18:42 2015 No.6346492 >>6342399 I know a girl that does this with pepper instead.

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 14:23:30 2015 No.6346507

Wrote this a few times already

My flatmate ate cornflake with hot chocolate as a side dish for chicken for breakfast for a month i think.

Brush his teeth after every meal. Sounds clean right? Wrong. Hacks, cough, and making throwing up sounds every single goddamn time, I swear he chokes on his toothbrush or something. Wakes me up every morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 15:29:03 2015 No.6346682 flatmate used to have ramen sandwiches make up some mi goreng then eat them in bread with mayonnaise he said it was all he could afford as student

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 15:32:07 2015 No.6346690 >>6344852 I do this when I'm at home sometimes but something about the way you said it suggests you carry a knife at all times for burger slicing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 17:13:50 2015 No.6346953 Whipped cream on pizza. Salty sweet yum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 17:19:07 2015 No.6346960 >>6346953 Gummy bears on cheese pizza isn't as disgusting as you'd think.

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 17:26:34 2015 No.6346971

whenever im really hungry or cant find something to eat i usually eat a habenero whole cause the pain from the heat it gives me doesnt make me hungry anymore. idk if anyone has this feel but do they feel like they are kinda addicted to spicy food? the spicier the better. i can eat ghost peppers too, i mean they hurt bad but idk i love it for some reason. maybe theres like a chemical response from my brain everytime i eat spicy foods that makes me enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 17:32:34 2015 No.6346987 >>6343697 I thought this was standard practice

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:10:57 2015 No.6347091 >>6346971 You are correct. The spiciness releases endorphins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:11:02 2015 No.6347092 >>6342387 pics or it didn't happen

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:23:38 2015 No.6347124 >>6342408 >placing fries on top of a $1 cheeseburger Been doing this since I was a little kid. Though I stopped eating McD's about twelve years ago.

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:23:38 2015 No.6347125

There's this new guy living in my shared home who is an impatient alcoholic basically. he only eats noodles but eats them with still cold or barely heated water, when he eats pizza he takes it out of the freezer and microwaves it for about 15 seconds before eating it, he once tried to get me to help him make some microwaved wok food which I refused then pretty much watched as he poured the cold sauce over the rice and chicken contents then micowaved it for about 10 seconds and proceeded to chow it down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:25:31 2015 No.6347129 >>6342387 damn that's alpha

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:29:33 2015 No.6347141 >>6347125 LOL he is that impatient he can't wait for the food to be warmed up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:32:45 2015 No.6347150 >>6347141 Pretty much yes. He's a very strange guy who decided to move to my country to work as a dishwasher for a couple years and do nothing else but party aka drink till he drops basically. Quite the pathetic human being.

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:34:02 2015 No.6347155

>>6345046
I do something sort of similar.

I'll dunk cookies in milk, and let it soak for at least a minute. Then I'll take it out and try to suck the milk out of the cookie, while holding it over the cup. That way if any bits of cookie falls off, it goes into the cup.

Usually a lot of pieces fall off, so whenever I'm done and I drink the milk, there's a slurry of soggy crumbled cookies at the bottom.

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:34:40 2015 No.6347157

get a bread roll with a thick crust, cook some sausage/hotdog sliced up in some tomato sauce, remove the pulp from the roll through a hole at one end, spread mayo into the roll, add some cheese if you want, then pour in the sausage/hotdog slices and tomato sauce in. It's apparently a brasilian thing, but i did it since ?I was a kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:35:54 2015 No.6347163 >>6347150 thats weird. i go to a shithole bar around the corner to get take out 12 packs and the dude there microwaves disgusting bulk canned ravioli for like 45 seconds and never stops smoking his cigarette between each bite.

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:49:22 2015 No.6347199

>>6343620
>My half-sister picks her burgers apart like this too.

I've seen lots of girls who eat like that. In high school I'd see girls pull sandwiches apart into little chunks, and then eat the chunks one by one. I honestly think it's a sort of eating disorder. These same girls didn't want boys to see them eating their lunches. If a boy wandered over to their table, they'd just stop eating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 18:57:42 2015 No.6347227 File: 250 KB, 1200x800, 19020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6342380

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 19:03:10 2015 No.6347247

>>6347199
fuck I hate when I have to eat around people I don't know well, I didn't know it was common. I actually had to push myself a bit to eat in front of my boyfriend. I think it has something to do with the fact that when I was a child I was fat or some shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 19:08:09 2015 No.6347259 >>6344919 does she poop?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 19:21:37 2015 No.6347292 >>6347199 >I honestly think it's a sort of eating disorder It is. It's one thing that a lot of anorexics do to feel like they're eating more food and to force themselves to take smaller bites/eat smaller portions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 19:29:55 2015 No.6347307 >>6345381 >chicken, chili, and beef and broccoli + rice this sounds good, minus the beef but thats just my preference

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 19:30:07 2015 No.6347308 >>6346194 i do this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 20:35:31 2015 No.6347520 >>6342466 I was actually thinking she was a muscular black guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 20:37:28 2015 No.6347530 >>6343197 I do this with Ferrero Rochers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 20:52:03 2015 No.6347565 one flatmate has chilli on everything and mixes noodle and there flavours on the plate not in the pot. the other eats all his meals one ingredient at a time and it bugs me so much how can someone do that

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:02:57 2015 No.6347599 A customer gets 2 spicy chicken sandwiches with extra, extra, extra mayo and no lettuce, pays with gift card, every day. What would one's mother do to screw them up so bad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:04:54 2015 No.6347605 >>6342380 My dad slices brown onion about 1 to 2 cm thick then uses white bread to make an "onion sandwich". Then he microwaves the entire thing for a minute so its hot. He also drinks apple juice mixed with milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:07:08 2015 No.6347613 >>6343094 RIP anons high-school friend, he was too young.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:07:41 2015 No.6347616 >>6344919 I just met a man today that has only ever eaten potatoes. What a horrid life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:07:53 2015 No.6347617 >>6347599 you should tell him how good they are if he gets buffalo on the side and pours it over hte chicke

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:09:55 2015 No.6347623

>>6345164
I smell everything be fore I eat it too. How is that weird? What is weird to me is people who eat things like sliced cheese at restaurants when that 'cheese' literally smells like ass. I'l rub my glove on the cheese, have a co-worker smell it and they get grossed out. I let them know that's what they love to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:10:19 2015 No.6347624 >>6343363 >I have a friend who puts mustard on popcorn. You know Marcus Wareing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:10:55 2015 No.6347626 >>6347617 He would never do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:14:31 2015 No.6347638 I like dipping my bananas in milk as I eat them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:15:00 2015 No.6347641 Growing up, my parents used Lawry's seasoning salt and garlic powder whenever we made popcorn. Nobody else around us ever caught on to it, so i assume its weird, but I find it pretty tastey.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:15:44 2015 No.6347643 >>6346440 I started doing that recently, but only to let them milk lose some of it's coldness because of my over sensitive teefs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:16:44 2015 No.6347646 >>6346492 Peppered ketchup is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:18:02 2015 No.6347652 >>6347641 nah, not really that weird. Some theaters will even sell flavored salts and seasonings at the concessions

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:19:05 2015 No.6347655 >>6345178 Would try

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:24:26 2015 No.6347671 >>6344303 Yeesssssssssssss I thought I was the only one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 21:28:42 2015 No.6347680 If I ever eat boiled eggs, I crack them against each other. I then take the winners of each pair and crack them against the rest. I deem the final egg the survival egg and save it for last.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 22:23:41 2015 No.6347816 I like to put a little vinegar on steamed broccoli,

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 23:02:26 2015 No.6347955 people in my elementary school used to pull the cheese off of their pizza and just eat the bread and sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 23:07:34 2015 No.6347972 i have a friend who dips a baguette into mac&cheese I tried it and its actually really good so now I do it too

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 23:14:03 2015 No.6347993 >>6347680 are you eastern european by any chance? my family does this on easter

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 23:17:01 2015 No.6348006

>>6347680
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 23:19:29 2015 No.6348018 >>6348006 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 01:05:02 2015 No.6348250 >>6348006 I do the same thing, except the sending in the winner thing. My current champion is a red I've named Hard Larry. He is currently 56-0.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 01:09:52 2015 No.6348255 File: 347 KB, 1216x2048, pasta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6348006

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 01:13:31 2015 No.6348262 [DELETED]

>>6348006
Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate way for measuring?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and daughter take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants... Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down into a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it... but I didn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 01:44:17 2015 No.6348319 >>6345465 Nothing weird about that anon. Doesn't everyone do this? Also, try grating the cheese and mixing it for a more evenly melted and consistent cheesy flavour. It's god tier

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 01:53:54 2015 No.6348337

>>6342380
goddamn op you just rattled a memory loose.
when i was in the cub scouts there was a kid who would do this. sometimes after our tuesday night meetings our dads would take us to mcdonalds.
i think his name was taylor. it was weird to watch but no one said anything. its got to be a sign of some kind of neurosis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 02:01:51 2015 No.6348363 >>6344093 Your dad's one manly sonofabitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 02:22:47 2015 No.6348406 >>6347092 Thank you...you saved me from having to say it myself pics or it didn't happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 02:37:59 2015 No.6348425 File: 17 KB, 498x320, 1426913340342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6346194 >eeew I saw somebody eating olives! Pretty nasty to eat them on a bus though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 02:40:04 2015 No.6348431 >>6346194 I drink the brine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 02:47:04 2015 No.6348447 >>6345370 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 02:53:12 2015 No.6348459 >>6346194 i make ice cubes with pic related and put it in martinis

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 03:05:24 2015 No.6348484 >>6343577 dear god

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 03:14:17 2015 No.6348503

Thankfully she doesn't do it in public, but the way my girlfriend eats pizza is disgusting.
>take all cheese and toppings off of every slice she wants
>eat crust, dunk every bite in ranch and/or French dressing
>pour more ranch/French dressing on the pile of cheese and toppings and eats with her fingers

Every time she suggests pizza, I tell her I already ate to avoid witnessing her eat pizza. Even if it means I don't eat dinner, I would rather go hungry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 03:32:04 2015 No.6348547 >>6344919 >>6347616 The only vegetables I eat are potatoes and brown beans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 03:40:28 2015 No.6348561 >>6348547 neither of those are counted nutritionally as a vegetable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 04:06:04 2015 No.6348616 >>6342380 I used to know a girl who would smash everything flat before she ate it, usually by sitting on it if it was in a package, or just with her hand or spoon if it wasn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 04:12:57 2015 No.6348635 >>6342408 nothing better than that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 04:15:13 2015 No.6348641 File: 1002 KB, 3264x2448, 20150305_115124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I saw a grown woman order a happy meal and then asked for the burger to have nothing but the cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 05:23:01 2015 No.6348746 >>6348262 I know this is old copypasta but I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 05:24:56 2015 No.6348748 >>6348561 If Congress can declare pizza a vegetable (to the benefit of their benefactors Sodexho and others) so can actual plants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 05:29:24 2015 No.6348756 >>6348641 dude you're the one taking pictures of ppl in public....

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 05:29:27 2015 No.6348757

I think the weirdest eating habit I can remember from when I was a kid:

Whenever I ate pizza I would pull off the "skin/cheese" as well as the toppings and eat them individually before I started eating the saucy bread part.....I dunno why; to me it just seemed to taste better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 05:31:47 2015 No.6348763 >>6348641 I'm with this anon: >>6348756 Him being weird in public is his own business to a degree, but you taking a picture of him being weird in public is next level shitty'ness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 05:36:18 2015 No.6348771 I used to cut bread slices into strips, microwave them and then dip them into Worcestershire Sauce and eat them when I was 8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 06:09:11 2015 No.6348803 >>6347530 >>6346177 >>6343197 my kin >>6343243 >groady australian detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 06:25:26 2015 No.6348822 >>6346458 it's not >>6345310 most people do, but you can eat the skin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 06:32:51 2015 No.6348835 >>6348006 >no one recognised it this is truly the end times

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 07:19:14 2015 No.6348876 >>6348641 >I saw a grown woman order a happy mea So? I'm grown and I get them when they have toys I want like Transformers stuff or Ponies, collecting is fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:00:09 2015 No.6348922 File: 26 KB, 347x324, pizzacrustchampion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6346014 >>6342387

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:06:29 2015 No.6348929 >>6348835 i recognized it anon. at least we have each other.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:06:38 2015 No.6348930
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>>6344707
This is me with pizza. For the most part I'm not picky with anything else, but like the 4-5 foods that I don't care for very much just happen to be pizza toppings. Pineapples, olives, green peppers, mushrooms. Pain in the ass. I'll still eat it, but it's like, man, why you gotta do this to me.

>mfw i work at a hotel with an in-house dominoes and my coworkers at the front desk tell them to surprise us with a pizza and they bring us one with that exact combination of toppings

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:12:35 2015 No.6349001 >>6348922 el oh el

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:20:50 2015 No.6349010 >>6348922 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:07:47 2015 No.6349178 >go to art camp >befriend two girls from Istanbul >one of them only eats peanut butter sandwiches >no exceptions, ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:12:07 2015 No.6349190 >>6349178 oh also >bf takes lettuce, cherry tomatoes, a can of tuna, a large handful of black and red pepper and about 1/2 cup of olive oil, and anything else he can find, puts it in a bowl >eats it like a masochist

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:13:30 2015 No.6349196 >>6344093 That's a actually tasty as hell...most sausages were i live are made with ground beef pepper and salt, you eat them raw too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:16:40 2015 No.6349201 >>6349190 That doesn't sound bad to me anon, aside from the lettuce, I can't imagine that having much purpose...but the rest just sounds like tuna salad with olive oil replacing mayo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:19:01 2015 No.6349204 >>6342380 >At subway with friend >he orders tuna >he get some cookies with it >He breaks the cookie down in smaller piece >he put them in his sub what the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:20:32 2015 No.6349206 >>6349201 He just calls it "meal" Same deal when he makes a drunken, Italian version of bubble and squeak

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:33:31 2015 No.6349318 >>6342395 >That .gif of mom pls come back ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:48:23 2015 No.6349349 >>6348835 dont worry bro you arent alone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:52:58 2015 No.6349358 >take Oreos >remove creme, discard >soak cookies in milk >wait til it's a mush >eat with spoon Creme is worst part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:00:24 2015 No.6349481 >>6347616 was he latvian by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:09:15 2015 No.6349496 >>6349481 >>>/int/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:25:14 2015 No.6349524 A friend of mine tips teriyaki chicken in strawberry ice cream. I don't think she really likes it - she just does it to seem edgy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:26:27 2015 No.6349527 >>6349524 *dips

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:36:13 2015 No.6349555 File: 74 KB, 464x594, Meghan+McCarthy+Hasbro+Studios+My+Little+Pony+qGjOh0dvJA8l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6349318 You'll love your new mom and you'll like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:07:53 2015 No.6349653 >>6344504 mirin trigger discipline

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:25:07 2015 No.6349711 >>6343324 are you a fatty? you're a fatty aren't you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:30:44 2015 No.6349724 >>6344337 don't forget to feed your fedora some fries

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:34:38 2015 No.6349728 >>6345111 I used to dip pizza crust in 7-up shit was good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:43:07 2015 No.6349742 I touch my food to my chin before every bite

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:45:10 2015 No.6349748 >>6349742 y whatif youre eating spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:51:17 2015 No.6349763 >>6349555 Never.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 16:08:21 2015 No.6349798 >>6344093 Steak tartare Your father had good taste.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 16:17:16 2015 No.6349824

>>6342380
I eat apples all the way through and leave bananas until they start to turn brown nearly all over and black at the top.
Marmite, if I'm having it on toast I'll use nearly a tablespoon per slice.
If I'm still hungry after a bowl of ramen and haven't drunk the broth yet I'll pour it over a bowl of salad as a dressing.
Eat whole packages of sulphurous, cheap, dry cured ham in one sitting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 16:23:39 2015 No.6349835 >>6349190 Cut down the olive oil and that sounds good. Why are you hating on salad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 16:28:06 2015 No.6349845 I cook down canned ravioli until the sauce is very very thick Hot sauce and barbecue sauce on mac n cheese, reminds of of my childhood when bbq chicken would touch the mac on my plate and be delicious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 16:41:00 2015 No.6349875 >>6349748 I still touch it to my chin. Just results in a lil sauce on my chin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:34:23 2015 No.6349969 >>6348835 >idiot who missed >>6348255

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:05:37 2015 No.6350212 I used to eat broccoli with ketchup

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:44:44 2015 No.6350302 >>6344710 landwhale detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:50:58 2015 No.6350323 >>6347623 >my glove weirdo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:54:12 2015 No.6350335 File: 38 KB, 640x425, scooby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6345365 are you dating shaggy and/or scooby doo?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:32:25 2015 No.6350445

>>6344919
I don't eat fruit for the record, and I'm fine.

That is to say, straight fruit though. Like, I eat stuff that uses fruit as ingredients occasionally, I do a lot of tomato sauces and the like, use a lot of lime and lemon juice in things, but I don't eat whole fruit at all. I find most of it utterly repulsive.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:38:37 2015 No.6350463

>>6344481
Here are some more things I do:

>I use my blood to naturally color candy apples.
>I use hot sauce as lube. The burning just makes me harder.
>I snort my multivitamins.
>I smoke sugar.
>I melt cheese on my face and pretend I'm a pizza.
>I talk to my food about my autism before I eat it.
>I tape hotdogs to my armpits and run naked in public with my arms in the air.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:47:37 2015 No.6350485

One of my childhood friends would pull all the pepperoni off a slice of pizza, then place each one between his hands and rub his hands together. He'd then put it back on the plate, all rolled up, and repeat. When they were all rolled up he would take one and slowly nibble away, taking 5-6 bites for each pepperoni. After the pepperoni was gone he would pull the cheese off the pizza and do the same, then discard the crust.

He and his three brothers were the stupidest people I have ever met. It wasn't until I was maybe 20 that my mom told me their parents were 'former' hippies and smoke and drank constantly. Apparently they were actually considered for special ed but the parents demanded they be treated normally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:51:34 2015 No.6350495 File: 157 KB, 1024x1024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My ex girlfriend used to eat Keurig chocolate syrup packets as pudding cups. They are so fucking good I do it now too. Pic related; eating one now.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:49:01 2015 No.6350641

Well, I hate sweets, especially cupcakes. So if I'm forced to have one at a get together, I will cut off the top, peel the disgusting rubber paper off, flip the top on and use my fork to press it all the way around. By the time I'm done it looks like a dumpling and people are interested but I've finger-fucked it enough no one wants it, so I shove it down my throat like cartman hoarding treasure and pretend it tastes good until I can get the fuck away and do a whole body shudder like a wet fucking dog. Fucking cupcakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:57:30 2015 No.6350657 >>6348006 Fuck, where have I heard this before?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:12:48 2015 No.6350702

>>6344707
My friend has been eating the same McDonald's meal for over 15+ years
>mcdouble chz and ketchup only
>medium fry
>large sweet tea
What kills me is that he is a huge stoner, but eats the most boring shit imaginable. No vegetables. If McDonalds even puts a pickle on it, he'll pout and probably won't eat it. I can't imagine smoking weed and eating nothing but meat and starch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:24:34 2015 No.6350726 >>6350657 /b/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:27:00 2015 No.6350730 >>6350702 Yeah your friend suck. Veggies are great when you're baked. I eat snap peas like popcorn when I'm ripped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:34:47 2015 No.6350748 >>6342380 veggie friend from uni dips fries in chocolate shake or mcflurry

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:12:11 2015 No.6350829 >>6345412 Learn from NY, fold that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:14:58 2015 No.6350832 >>6343519 I DO THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:19:15 2015 No.6350836 >>6348006 This is one of the few pastas that is still funny when used sparingly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:32:48 2015 No.6350862 >>6347091 It also makes my asshole bleed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:56:06 2015 No.6350915 this thread is on the front page of reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:58:51 2015 No.6350923 File: 14 KB, 480x300, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6350915 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:11:45 2015 No.6350968 >>6350730 Edamame ...butter...salt...I must have eaten a whole field's worth while high

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:12:58 2015 No.6350972 >>6350923 dunno but SPOON!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:54:01 2015 No.6351195 >>6342380 I like to eat gherkins from the jar

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:58:43 2015 No.6351206 >>6350923 because nigger hasn't been posted in it enough. time nigger to nigger make nigger up nigger for nigger the nigger lost nigger opportunity nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:01:16 2015 No.6351214 >>6350968 They're fucking soybeans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:23:46 2015 No.6351237 >>6348006 After reading this pasta many years ago, I actually did this. Mars Candies wrote me back with a thank you letter and a coupon for a free Mars product valued up to $10. Pretty cool dudes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:25:42 2015 No.6351242 >>6351237 Most companies will send you free shit if you take the time to write them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:50:56 2015 No.6351282 >>6351214 And? They're delicious. And good for you. Probs not with butter, but they have tons of iron n protein so why not eat a shitload

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:54:17 2015 No.6351287 >>6351282 Nothing wrong with eating them,I just hate the hipsterrrific calling them something other than their name. Fucking pretentious bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:24:23 2015 No.6351338 >>6345438 >tupperware lid as a plate nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:24:38 2015 No.6351339 >>6351287 I call em soybeans unless I'm in a restaurant really. I just thought weebs would recognize "edamame" better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:29:48 2015 No.6351351 File: 46 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6343519 >i'd like to try it a second time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:32:04 2015 No.6351355 >>6342380 I've seen people got to Burger-fi (new so-flo chain) and order hot-dogs don't trust these people

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:35:13 2015 No.6351357 >>6344575 >>6345551 >>6348757 My brothers! Sometimes I do this, sometimes I don't care to do this. Depends how the sauce is made and how the cheese tastes. When one sucks, it's a buffer for the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:35:29 2015 No.6351359 >>6351287 But the name is edamame. It's not like you're eating raw soy beans, they're prepared. That would be like calling mashed potatoes, just potatoes. It can work sometimes but it's not specific at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:36:44 2015 No.6351362 >>6343519 >I did this shit with Cheez-its and Chips Ahoy as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:42:27 2015 No.6351367 >>6349845 >bbq sauce >mac and cheese you've got me all hot and bothered

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:48:11 2015 No.6351372 File: 45 KB, 545x511, 1426802759279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6350641 Finally, somebody else who hates sweets. Pastry chefs can get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:49:39 2015 No.6351375 I wash every dish as it gets dirty. Pots and pans are spotless before I ever eat. Before I use them again, I always scrub whatever dishes I'm going to use with soap and water Roomates think it's strange I wash clean dishes, at least

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:50:29 2015 No.6351376 >>6347955 If it was those square shits then I say it was justified.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 03:56:09 2015 No.6351388 File: 31 KB, 288x316, 1421946965352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6350495 I can see you in your spoon.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:00:35 2015 No.6351392

I dip the cold boneless buffalo chicken from the supermarket deli in Frito Lay Jalapeno Cheese dip. Sometimes make sandwiches out of it.

Never eat hotdogs with much beyond barbecue sauce or Hormel's chili. Otherwise just plain. Same with fries.

Peanut butter on Hershey's bars and a glass of milk was my idea of a good dessert.

Cheese and egg on certain foods triggers my gag reflex, so I always make it a point to get a croisanwich without either.

I shouldn't fuck with Kraft shapes, but the shit is like crack in a pasta form. Never does it go without pepper.

>>6351375
I actually do this because
1) My siblings are shitty housemates that can't be fucked to do dishes no matter how many times we discuss it
2) I'm very partial to a cast iron pan and my would-be-brother in law started to make scrambled eggs on it almost every time. He cleans it after use but I still scrub the shit out of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:01:49 2015 No.6351395 File: 97 KB, 559x697, 1424569856831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6344481

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:02:07 2015 No.6351397 Friend got preggy and said she got cravings for chicken flavoured chips (crunchy packet type) on bread mfw its actually delicious as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:10:02 2015 No.6351408 >>6351397 i ate these regularly as a child. biscuits with butter on bread, left a little while until the biscuit is soft, are also good.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:12:05 2015 No.6351411

>>6351397
When I was preg last year I just got the most intense flavor cravings. Saurkraut and pickles. Salami and bacon. Together. Blue cheese and olives. I dunno what it does to ya but I still eat these combos. I think preg women just need a lotta salt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:13:09 2015 No.6351414 I eat at least 4 potatoes a day every day. I practically live off potatoes and rice.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:17:04 2015 No.6351419
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Whenever i eat a packet of M&M's i pick up two and crush them together, i eat which ever one crushes first and set aside the winner.

i keep going through the packet like this untill there is just one M&M left, i save up the winner from every packet and send them off to the M&M factory so they can continue breeding with superior M&M genes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:27:26 2015 No.6351436 >>6344919 I literally don't eat vegetables. I basically survive on fast food burgers and chicken and maybe a sandwich or two. I lift every once in a while and take a multivitamin every day. Doctor says im fine and i feel fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:27:50 2015 No.6351438 >>6349742 hey robert

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:29:15 2015 No.6351442 >>6349824 >If I'm still hungry after a bowl of ramen and haven't drunk the broth yet I'll pour it over a bowl of salad as a dressing. fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:31:19 2015 No.6351444 >>6351351 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 04:44:27 2015 No.6351455 >>6351419 You've made a shitty version of a copypasta already posted ITT >>6348006. Congrats. My sister eats cake broad/crust end of the slice first. This is clearly insanity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:03:02 2015 No.6351528 >>6345178 that's basically just bread and butter pudding

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:45:47 2015 No.6351596 >>6347680 how many eggs do you eat in one sitting that you have enough to do that with

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:57:47 2015 No.6351608 >>6344728 Dude I used to eat tomatoes that way for fun. Just the skin first, then you have a weird, semi-transparent peeled tomato like an exposed toddler's heart

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:22:59 2015 No.6352012 >>6351442 Call it what you like, it works. My flatmates have tried it not knowing what it is and say my "thai style salad dressing" is really good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:29:01 2015 No.6352024 >>6351411 tfw I never got cravings except for more chile

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:42:50 2015 No.6352252 >>6352024 Really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:50:56 2015 No.6352376 when I eat a Hot Pockets, (in b4 janitor) I flip them upside down, peel the bottom off, eat it, then I eat the other part that has all the filling. If it's a breakfast one, I pour ketchup over the filling before I eat it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 18:38:19 2015 No.6352979 >>6350829 That's what I normally do. But there are circumstances, man. >pizza has so many toppings that it even overflows from folding >pizza is sliced a size too small to fold

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 22:08:59 2015 No.6353561 >>6352252 Yep. No morning sickness or mood swings. I wasn't alerted to being pregnant til I hadn't had my period for 3 months. Took a couple of tests and here we are 5 years later.

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