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6340655 No.6340655 [Reply] [Original]

you are on death row and have to choose your last meal. what do you order?

I'd probably have something similar to pic related

>> No.6340663

>>6340655
17 sticks of butter. Each 8 ounces.

>> No.6340670

bag of crispy m&ms and some diet snapple

>> No.6340672

>>6340655
150 mg midazolam iv stat.
50 mg hydromorphone iv stat.
That's what they will actually use to kill me in some states so why not just get it over with.

>> No.6340707

>>6340670
>m&ms and diet snapple

aren't you that hillbilly who did all those horrible things to those women?

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>>6340672
>death by shooting used to be done in some states until recently
>find out they weren't allowed to shoot in the head for instant painless death

fucking barbarian americans

>> No.6340719

>>6340663
imagine the bacon smell when electric chair

>> No.6340753

>>6340655
Chicken over roasted vegetables, A loaf of garlic bread, strawberry ice cream, and some dr pepper...maybe a good cop of coffee if I could convince them to make some in a press pot instead of a drip machine.

>> No.6340760

>>6340753
not a bad choice. If you live in america or north korea it might come true someday...

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6340771

the last meal from law abiding citizen looked amazing.

>> No.6340779
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6340779

Meat loaf be nice.
Mashed taters, gravy.
Okra.

Maybe some of that fine corn bread your missus make

If she don't mind.

>> No.6340791

>>6340719
Exactly my seasoning.

>> No.6340804

chicken shawarma with fries, tahini sauce, hummus, and a tall glass of mint lemonade

>> No.6340806

>>6340779

OH GOD, WHY

>> No.6340809

>>6340655
>burned eggs
I'd rather die hungry.

>> No.6340810

>>6340655
>orange juice AND milk
Why do people do this
Do you really need to drink so fucking much with your meal?

>> No.6340861
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6340861

>>6340810
if it's my last meal on this earth, yes

also, it's the standard last meal, variations can be made.

>> No.6340869

>>6340804
>shawarma

This has always sounded like a kind of disease you get from peasants to me. If I cared a bit more I would google it

>> No.6340873

>>6340779
goddammit anon ;_;

>> No.6340877

>>6340869
LOL@ disease you get from peasants. We have tons of schwarma spots here near the bars.

>> No.6340883

>>6340804
>hummus

wtf is that? In my native language it means dirt/soil not even kidding

>> No.6340885

>>6340810
We have been conditioned by seeing pictures of a "balanced breakfast" since childhood

It doesn't make much sense to me either, would rather have one or the other

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>>6340804

>> No.6340906

>>6340883
sesame seed paste mixed with garbanzo beans/chickpeas and some olive oil and sometimes other stuff and served as a spread or a dip.

>> No.6340910

>>6340883
Also humus as in a type of soil is a word in English but its from Indo-European languages whereas hummus, the food is from slavic linguistic roots hence the confusion if you want to get technical.

>> No.6340911

all you can eat buffet and i'd never finish the meal and die of old age

>> No.6340916

>>6340883
>having a native language
lol I bet you're brown too

hummus is chickpea puree dip, flavored in various ways, is pretty good stuff

>> No.6340924

>>6340861

>milk and juice
>lmao 2 beverages

americucks at it again

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6340940

>>6340655
>Murrifattytards thinking that violence solves violence
You just have to get your vengeance, eh?
Bloodthirsty savages. Barely even human.

>> No.6340945

>>6340655
Lobster

>> No.6340948
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6340948

Eggs benedict with a large side of shredded hashbrowns.

>> No.6340950

>>6340714
Been talking about bringing it back, because lethal injection as it was probably wasn't painless and because they can't get anyone to sell them the drugs for execution, they are having to use even less effective and understood shit, which hasn't exactly worked out.

Personally I'm against the death penalty. Not because I think it's cruel or that I don't feel it's sometimes justified, but because it ends up costing more with all the bullshit, and spending the rest of ones life in prison is probably harsher anyway.

>> No.6340951

>>6340906
that sounds great actually

>> No.6340952

>>6340940
Its modern human sacrifice basically. We are all basically pagans pretending to be monotheists and so we don't want to piss off the gods any more than we have already.

>> No.6340958

>>6340911
uh, you don't get to bring buffet

>> No.6340959

>>6340861
Looks tasty.

>> No.6340973

>>6340940
but I'm from europe and think capital punishment is barbaric.
this is a hypothetical kind of question like who would you save from a burning building, a braindead person or a healthy gorilla?

>> No.6340989

>>6340916
native language is the language you learned as a child, usually the spoken language of the country you live in, did you not pass high school?
also I'm a blue-eyed blonde pale guy, that's as white as it gets, not that it would matter.

>> No.6341005

>>6340883
>hummus

something to do with Israel/Palestine I think

>> No.6341008

>>6340714
That's not because of some 'their mothers might want an open casket' type shit, is it?

>> No.6341027

>>6341008
it probably is, maybe some legal shot too from back when DNA test didn't exist

>but can we le know if we really got him if he le has no face xd

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Found this:
http://www.upworthy.com/see-the-photos-of-what-death-row-inmates-requested-as-their-last-meals
I would have pic. Because bong.

>> No.6341057

Shooting deaths aren't done anymore because of several reasons.

If the officer who actually has the real bullet doesn't hit the guys heart, he could live and suffer.

It can be pretty hard on the officers to actually line up and shoot a man, even if only one of them has a real bullet and they fire at the same time so none of them know which one actually killed the guy.

Other methods are much cleaner and have a higher chance of working without any complications.

Inb4 opinions about police and general retardation.

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6341115

>>6341057
I thought Utah now has firing squad. I might be wrong. My country doesn't have the death penalty.

>> No.6341119

>>6340779

lmao @ filename. good sho'...va

>> No.6341136

>>6340707

no that was a german guy

>> No.6341161

>>6340951
It is :^) look up a recipe and try to make some sometime anon, it's super easy if you have a food processor/blender.

>> No.6341162

>>6341115
you have to request it

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>>6340940
>>6340950
>>6340952
>>6341057
>>6341115

>a-at least I'm not being executed in China, look at that shit
>t-thanks obama

>> No.6341189

>>6341162
Nah, it's been banned for a while now. There was a guy recently who was killed by firing squad, but that was only because he requested it prior to it becoming illegal and just happened to sit on deathrow for super long.

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6341197

>the year of our lord 2015
>capital punishment still exists outside of dictatorships

Seriously though, how did this happen? Any liberal or left party should be against this and aren't american conservatives extremely religious, what happend to
>thou shalt not killeth xd ?
how does it still exist can an american in this thread explain please?

>> No.6341213

>>6340714
>>6340950
If Americans actually cared about the death penalty as a construct rather than a barbaric act of vengeance, they'd use nitrogen asphyxiation as the one and only method.

The fact that they don't tells you all you need to know about how much growing up Americans still need to do.

In b4 fuck-yeah-America

>> No.6341224

>>6341213
>nitrogen asphyxiation

What is that, a sophisticated version of anons helium tank?

>> No.6341236

>>6341197
Some people feel that others who commit heinous crimes, or commit enough crimes within a relatively short amount of time should be completely removed from existence instead of rotting in a prison where the citizens have to pay for them to continue existing.

Last year 35 people were put to death.

The conservative right is often in favor of the death penalty vs the "left" (which compared to the rest of the world is right of center) who are typically neutral or not in favor of the death penalty.

>> No.6341237

>>6341224
Yes. You just replace all the oxygen with nitrogen. As you're used to breathing nitrogen anyway, you don't even notice, and you just slowly de-oxygenate the blood until you pass out and then die.

>> No.6341240

>>6341224
pretty much the same thing, you can breathe in any type of gas that doesn't cause a violent reaction and achieve peace

they will sell you helium tanks on amazon dot com though, so it's easy

>> No.6341280

>>6341236
killing people is inherently wrong if they don't pose an immediate threat to others.
If you start killing people to "save money" you're going down a very dark road. Trust me, I'm german.

>> No.6341289

>>6341236
Life sentences actually cost less because people who receive the death penalty are entitled to more appeals, and they take them because why the fuck not.

>> No.6341293

>>6341236
>citizens have to pay for them to continue existing.
Too lazy to dig up a source, but far as I know it costs way more to execute someone than to keep them rotting in prison due to the ridiculous amount of process. I'm against the death penalty mainly for that reason.

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6341300

I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle...quite the quandary.

>> No.6341320

>>6341300
kek

>> No.6341324

>>6340672
2lbs of kobe beef with shredded white truffle

>> No.6341325

>>6341280
waste of DNA and life sustaining materials are what you are.
A post war, neutered and pussified faggot.
A shell of a real German, only the fact you were born in the Fatherland, lacking all the jew killing, hate for defectives bred and beat out of you.
Kill yourself anon, and stopping shitting up German gene pool.

>> No.6341346

>>6341057
fucking idiot.
one official has a blank, the rest have real bullets.
go die in a fire.

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6341348

>>6341325
hi /pol/ how's it going, are you looking for kraut recipes on this fine board?

>> No.6341356

>>6341324
noice

>> No.6341357

>>6341348
Looking for a good recipe for sausage or pork schnitzel

>> No.6341360

>>6341325
you're an idiot. Germany as a nation was at it's prime long before the nazis even existed. Fucking american hillbilly wannabe nazis!

>> No.6341371

>>6341357
there you go, wurstsalat is amazing

http://de.allrecipes.com/rezept/8485/schw-bischer-wurstsalat.aspx

>> No.6341372

A 1lb steak and a BIG bottle of ketchup

>> No.6341375

>>6341360
go back to the oven jew, you ain't done yet.

>> No.6341379

>>6341371
will peruse, thanks.

>> No.6341389
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6341389

>You will never be this black

>> No.6341390

>>6341372
>steak with ketchup

you deserve the chair then

>> No.6341399

>>6341375
du bist nicht mal Deutscher, halt's Maul :^)

>> No.6341403

>>6341389
>saving it for later

he a good boy

>> No.6341430

>Lobster tail
>Rib-eye steak, medium rare
>Mixed olives
>Orange jello
>Cloudy lemonade

I think about this frequency. I narrowed it down to some of my favourite foods and jello seems like a light dessert to finish off the rich meal. But it helps me remember my childhood if anything.

>> No.6341442

Marie's Homemade Italian Pasta

Done by fucking Marie
With extra canola oil

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6341443

>>6341389
This is him (on the left)

>> No.6341449

>>6341443
>(on the left)

thanks for specifying

>> No.6341760

>>6341280
What's wrong with Germans?

>> No.6341763

What cut of steak is in OP? I've never seen such a steak

>> No.6342113

>>6341048

What is that? I get fish and chips, but is that chickpeas in green sauce?

>> No.6342119

>>6341057

In January 2015, Wyoming passed legislation making death by firing squad a legal form of capital punishment. (Lawmakers noted that the drugs currently utilized in lethal injection have come under great scrutiny regarding their effectiveness, and as a result, the availability of these medications has decreased.) In February 2015, Utah passed legislation that allows for execution by firing squad in certain cases

/b/ has better posts than your.

>> No.6342127

>>6342119
If I was being executed, I'd want it to be by firing squad. Lethal injection seems like a pussy way to go. I guess the electric chair would be ok, but I'd want to be naked when I get shocked.

I've got nothing of value for this thread; these are just random thoughts as I scrolled by

>> No.6342137

>>6342127

>
Anonymous
03/21/15(Sat)03:33:53 No.6342127
>>6342119 #
> but I'd want to be naked when I get shocked.

Nigga, you a weird ass motherfucker. Goddamn!

>> No.6342278

Human shit.

>> No.6342371

>>6341760
nothings wrong with germans, the things that happened here could have happened in any country given similar circumstances.

>> No.6342375

>>6341048
sooo wtf is that chickpeas and green slop?

>> No.6342382

>>6342371
>nothings wrong with germans, the things that happened here could have happened in any country given similar circumstances.
>given similar circumstances.

Like being full of Germans?

>> No.6342391

Two monster burritos with real chicken, not cat or human flesh but actual bwacuck chicken. Prepared the way I like it with heaps of veggies and spices. Loaded with tobasco sauce, guacamole, rice, bean paste, jalapenos, etc.

And a whole dish of sun dried tomato pasta bake, again, it must be CHICKEN pasta bake. With endless grated cheese. And some really good bread, like a fresh baked baguette.

A bottle of port and wine to wash it all down would be great. Maybe some beer.

>> No.6342394

>>6342127
I don't care about the manner of execution. I do care about the manner of disposal/burial. I want to be thrown on a funeral pyre. That way people get uncomfortable when they start smelling BBQ as my flesh cooks.

>> No.6342414

>>6342113
Mushy peas m8. I don't like them myself. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushy_peas

>> No.6342449

a head of cabbage fried with a pound of bacon, served with a mountain of black pepper and a bottle of hotsauce
drink probably root beer, grapefruit soda or just water

>> No.6342461

>>6340655
your moms pussy

>> No.6342472

>In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisonerLawrence Russell Brewerrequested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of twochicken-fried steakswith gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheeseomeletwith ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a bowl of friedokrawith ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of threefajitas, a meat-lover’s pizza(topped withpepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pintofBlue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab ofpeanut-butterfudgewith crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to threeroot beers(normally non-alcoholic).
What an asshole.

>> No.6342475

>>6342472
masterful troll

>> No.6342493

>>6340655
Meatloaf and mashed potatoed.

>> No.6342497

>>6340810
If you need 8L of fluid in a day I don't get how the normal person goes through a MEAL with only one glass of anything.

>> No.6342498

>>6341048
>http://www.upworthy.com/see-the-photos-of-what-death-row-inmates-requested-as-their-last-meals
Those are really fucking nice platings. If you think you get that shit in prison with condiments on the table think again.

>> No.6342499

>>6341360
>Germany
>Nation
Get your Reichs straight honey

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>> No.6342510

>>6342472
What bunch of fucking morons that they even allowed him to request that much food. That's on the Texas penal system, not Lawrence

>> No.6342516

>>6340655

Of course, what you may get for your last meal will depend on where you are and what is available. They aren't going to go very far out of the way, if at all, to satisfy your request. In Texas, you'll just get whatever they are serving in the prison that day.

>> No.6342523

>>6341057
>If the officer who actually has the real bullet doesn't hit the guys heart, he could live and suffer.

Are you suggesting a firing squad with only two shooters?

>> No.6342527

Chicken fried steak
Mashed potatoes
Texas toast
Buttered corn
Faygo peach in a glass

If booze is allowed, a fifth of whiskey

>> No.6342535

>>6342475

Troll for posting what really happened instead of the make believe that many want to believe?

>> No.6342536

chicken nuggers
pond kings
dirt rockets
sweer potato

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6342540

>>6340655
>last meal

>> No.6342544

>>6342472

I think that one rational way to do it would be to put a limit of maybe $10 for the meal.

On the other hand, I have seen videos of prisoners last meals (actually the afternoon before) with their family there eating with them so $10 wouldn't have covered much. I don't know if that is at all common, though.

That said, if it were up to me they would do away with last meals entirely. Feed them the prison food of the day. Nothing more. Nothing less. After all, they didn't get there by being little angels.

>> No.6342547

>>6340714
I forgot what state but they are trying to bring back firing squad

>> No.6342554

>>6342540
so edgy

>> No.6342575

>>6342547
Why do people post comments like this? Do you think you're contributing anything to the thread? Either Google it or read the fucking thread

>> No.6342590

>>6341237
You mean suffocate idiot

>> No.6342591

>>6342575
Did you think you were contributing by complaining?

>> No.6342596

>>6342575
fuck off, mr. helper

>> No.6342603

>>6342547
It's Utah you stupid faggot.

>>6342575
What he said

>>6342591
>cop is violent with violent gang members
"Do you think you're helping anythjng by being violent, pig?"

Fuck off, retard.

>> No.6342606

Do they get a special chef for each prisoner's request or is it just the prison cook that makes it?

>> No.6342615

>>6340655
Honestly, I'd probably so afraid that I wouldn't be able to eat.

If I were hungry, really rare tenderloin, baked mac-n-cheese, mashed potatoes with gravy, couple sunny side up eggs, some thick bread to mop it all up with and something green that I wouldn't eat.

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>> No.6342664

>>6340861
>hash browns
blaze it

>> No.6342729

Navratan korma, duck à l'orange, loaded cheese fries with cheese whiz, and fried green tea ice cream for dessert.

>> No.6342772

>>6342606
you are allowed to invite any celebrity chef you want. if they accept, the prison will pay for it

julia childs was known to be a frequent chef for inmates on death row. she knew how important serving the last meal of someones life was and wanted to honor that

>> No.6342787

>>6340869
>>6340883
>people on the cooking board don't know basic foods

am i in the twilight zone

>> No.6342800

>>6340655
The death penalty is seriously awful.

Imagine being one of these people?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_exonerated_death_row_inmates

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrongful_execution

>> No.6342815

>>6342497
>8L of fluid a day

wat. not even sand niggers need that much water

>> No.6342827

>>6342516
>you'll just get whatever they are serving in the prison that day

there are evil people. And then there's texas. I bet they'd execute by barbeacueing you alive if they were left alone for a while.

>> No.6342834

>>6342540
and a allahuackbar to you my friend

>> No.6342837
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>>6342815

Without their stillsuits the fremen need just as much water as the rest of us

>> No.6342839

>>6340973
The gorilla of course

That's not even a question, braindead isn't "a bit disabled" it's just braindead.

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>>6341213
>cared about the death penalty as a construct
>as a construct
>construct

>> No.6342876

>>6341057
>It can be pretty hard on the officers to actually line up and shoot a man,

This is bullshit though, because there are typically hundreds if not thousands of people who volunteer for the list to be the executioner; and that's just open to LEO's, so imagine how many people would want to do it if it was open to everybody.

>> No.6342941

>>6341389
I just read the story about this. He shot and killed someone, then told the police he was confessing, but instead shot the officer and himself. He did not die, but he was brain damaged. His lawyer argued he could not stand trial in his mental state, but he was convicted. This explains why he thought he could "save it for later".

>> No.6342949

tendies
pizza rolls
hot pocket (meatball marinera)
taquitos
tater tots

>> No.6342991

>>6342941
>executing retarded people

heil fucking hitler

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>>6340940
Not everyone else thinks rapists/mass murderers/other psychopaths should get to live the rest of their life in a state-funded luxury hotel, Sven. I guess a cuck like you wouldn't be able to understand, but if Jamal broke into my home and raped and killed my family, I'd want him dead.

>> No.6343013 [DELETED] 

Same bullshit over and over

>> No.6343088

>>6342996
Are you equally comfortable with your justice system having the power to kill? Bearing in mind that well over 100 people previously sentenced to death have been acquitted before being executed, it's a fair bet that at least one innocent person has been murdered by the state considering that no further hearings take place post-execution.

>> No.6343129

>>6343088
I'd imagine that a lot of innocent people die when murderers are wandering around, too.

>> No.6343144

>>6343129
I know, it's a shitty situation, if only there were some sort of establishment where lawbreakers could be detained for a period that varies based upon the severity of their crimes during which the could potentially be reformed. You could also use the threat of sending people to this establishment as a deterrent. Oh well, perhaps it will happen one day.

>> No.6343170

>>6342996
>if Jamal broke into my home and raped and killed my family, I'd want him dead.
>I must have my vengeance. My blood lust must be avenged!

Also why is it always the Bible thumpers who are the ones who back the death penalty when Jesus & God were pretty fucking explicit that the entire concept was Right Out?

>> No.6343180

>>6343144
If you fry them, you don't need to reform them.

Problem solved.

>> No.6343191

>>6343170
Studies show that atheists are more informed about religion than religious people are on average.

>> No.6343192

>>6343180
When we have a significantly better judicial system, then I'll talk about the ethics and effectiveness of incarceration vs execution, I wouldn't trust the current one to handle deciding whether someone should pay a $10 fine, let alone whether someone should be executed.

>> No.6343239

>>6343192
And a fine tip o' the fedora to you to, my good sir!

Let's smash those statists together, the system is broke don't you see!?

>> No.6343244

>>6342991
This is a case where I would do the same. He became retarded AFTER the crimes.

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>>6343239

>> No.6343271

>>6342772

Did you make all that up?

If not, please provide some credible citation that Julia Childs went to prisons to cook meals for inmates on death row.

>> No.6343349

>>6343255
Exactly. You're the only one who knows better, aren't you? My special little flower.

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>>6340940
Thats not the iceman.

I love the death penalty. When someone gets sent off to the can forever they either get life or death. Life means you can prance around and do drugs and run a gang and fuck kids up the ass.

Death means you sit in a 5x9 box and don't even have the privilege of smelling another human beings fart for the next 20-25 years. Sedentary lifestyle and shitty prison food catches up with you by then so they humanely juice the fuckups so that they don't go insane and chew of their own tails.

Pic related. Bob Berdella. They let this cunt run free in jail. Wonderful. Well, one of his victims at least.

>> No.6343369

>>6340655
>eating death row food
No, and I doubt I'd have the appetite.

The "last meal" is just a pittance the people in power give you so they can feel "civilized" and "compassionate" before they kill. It has nothing to do with the inmate, it has everything to do with the executioner's conscience. Hence why they get so pissed off and touchy if the inmate chooses not to eat their meal. It's like a "shun" to them.
Like >>6341213 said, if people gave a shit about "humane" deaths then they would just do this instead of fucking around with the legalities of shooting or chemicals. Death row is about revenge, not humanity.

>> No.6343384

>>6343088

You have to understand that America is a cruel and brutal country. Up until the 20th century most of the people who immigrated to the New World were the fuck ups and rejects of Europe; criminals, fanatics, poor underclass, etc. The types that peopled the Americas created a culture of extreme individuality and violence, therefore the justice system fits the cultural attitude towards punishment, which is revenge and retribution. This isn't unique to the US, with the exception of Canada, virtually all nations of the New World have a culture of violence.

>> No.6343566

>>6340655
>order pb crisps, pb max, and crystal pepsi
>never get executed

>> No.6343580

If my mom was still around, something made by her
Dunno what tho

>> No.6343583

>>6340940
Let's have tyrone rape and kill your family and see what your stance is

>> No.6343590

>>6342991
Kill a cop and you're finished

>> No.6343597

>>6342941
>tries to kill himself
>doctors go great lengths to save him
>state kills him anyway
How can we make this more ironic?

>> No.6343605

Our prison system is NOT made to rehabilitate
It is foremost used as a business and secondarily as punishment
Rehabilitation is not a part of it

>> No.6343613

>>6343583
>If it happens to you you'd agree with my violent and blood thirsty requirement for vengence

http://deathpenalty.org/article.php?id=128

>On January 10, 2001, our only daughter, Laura, was murdered while home on winter break from college.
>we remain opposed to the death penalty.

Some people are more emotionally developed than you.

>> No.6343638

>>6343613
>one family out of thousands
;)

>> No.6343646

I would want things that I have wanted to try, but haven't.

A century egg, trout roe, Calorie Mate, an Oregon truffle, goat milk, and [spoiler]emu meatballs.

>> No.6343658

>>6343638
That's nothing to do with it. The implication was that if your family was killed, you'd automatically agree with the death penalty. Because obviously, that's the only right-thinking position to take, right? Got to have vengeance.

As I proved, some people are more emotionally developed than you, and that argument is bullshit. There ARE people who have suffered loss and DO NOT support the death penalty. So the automatic lust for vengeance is clearly bullshit; it's just that, a desire for vengeance and to make someone else suffer.

>> No.6343701

>>6341048
>Ronnie Lee Gardner
>Eat while watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy

Fucking kek
Sly bastard just wanted to live an extra 9 hours.

>> No.6343720

>>6340655
Something to make my corpse less pleasant to deal with. Maybe a massive amount of curry or something so that when my bowels released upon dying, there would be lots of extra-smelly shit. One last 'fuck you' to the guards.

>> No.6343740

>>6341057
That sounds kind of awesome.

>>6342876
That's just sick though.

>> No.6343926

>>6340779
>that scene
Anon why ;-;

>> No.6344138

>>6340861
What is the pepto-bismol feces supposed to be?

>> No.6344154

A dozen raw maine oysters on the half shell with lemon
Reuben sandwich with corned beef and TI dressing
Greek potatoes
Vanilla coke with ice
Pint of Ben and Jerry's double fudge brownie ice cream
Pack of camel lights

Take me away, warden. I'm ready

>> No.6344294

>>6344154
oysters taste disgusting, they taste like rotten slimy ocean water - I'm absolutely sure people only eat them because they are expensive and/or because they want to appear like gourmets.

rest of your menu is fine

>> No.6344464

>>6344294

I'm afraid you're incorrect bud. Good oysters are meaty, briny and absolutely delicious

>> No.6344503

>>6340791
Underrated post.

>> No.6344542

>>6342590
You don't feel anything with that method, you just suddenly pass out.

>> No.6344544

>>6342787
Just like we see people on /an/ who fails hard at basic biology.

>> No.6344553

>>6343170
There are lots of murder, incest, and rape in the bible (and not only done by the bad guys). So everything goes!

>> No.6344565

>>6342603
>1.17 MB
>>6342575
what a butthurt nigger

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>> No.6344597

>>6344154
Ditch the oysters as they're fucking foul and switch the Camel lights for reg

>> No.6344612

Human flesh with a side salad

>> No.6344673

The wardens key.

Then I poop it out and make my escape!

>> No.6344713

>>6340655
Baked ziti with ricotta, a side of bread, and a glass of Chardonnay.

>> No.6344723

1 pound of steak. medium. and there better not be a gram of fat on there

>> No.6344731

>>6344542
actually you get pretty high

>> No.6344741

10kg of white rice

Then I'd eat the grains one by one

>> No.6344758

>>6344731
I meant, no suffocation or other negative feelings like pain.

>> No.6344872

>>6340655
med-rare ribeeye, spinach pie, and arroz con pollo.
with minute maid berry punch to wash it down.

>> No.6346074

>>6344741
>10kg of white rice

You have nottu seen the rast of me, firthy gaijin!

>> No.6346179

Fried dough, done both with powdered sugar, & another with marinara & parm. Large glass of cran-apple juice.

If I'm going out, I'm taking the carbfat train of happiness to get there.

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>>6343658
>some people are more emotionally developed than you,
not that anon but just because you resist the urge for vengeance does not make you more developed somehow.

infact taking things like a bitch on the premise of being on the moral highground pretty much makes you the biggest bottomfeeder human in society. there are two kinds of people in the world, those who take and those who are taken from.

>> No.6346207

>>6340655
Cabbage, beans, cauliflower, and pickled eggs.

If you're going to kill me, I'm going to make damned sure that I'm going to stink up the room when you do. Fuck you.

>> No.6346211

>>6340779
On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?

>> No.6346214

>>6340655
I would want 2 nos
Drink one and leave the other
just like when i used to have them with my buddy.
I think i could go in peace like that.

>> No.6346265

>>6340714
That's because they aim for the chest.
The kinetic force from 7 rounds hammered into your chest, is more than enough to beat your heart to a pulp, and knock you out cold. You won't feel it coming.

>> No.6346279

>>6340950
Not true.

They over thunk it first time around. Turns out a high enough dose of the barbiturate appetizer is fine. In fact 10 helium balloons fed through a mask would get the job done. Both would be completely painless. It's just a hard protocol to validate and update especially when they didnt factor in the greasy Italians getting all high and mighty in exchange for what amounts to a couple thousand dollars a year in sales. Embarrassing bunch of faggots in my opinion. They love the handouts and don't dare protest those. Besides, any company could pick up that contact to produce thiopental. There is no patent. But there is no profit either.

Oh well. Electricity is cheap and apolitical. We just go back to that. That way the prison staff making $12/hr continue to get the luxury of knowing what burnt flesh smells like.

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I always find this concept fascinating. You'd think most people would just pick something decadent and high class.

But there are so many odd, eccentric choices. Some guys want something unique. Some guys want something they'd never get otherwise. Some guys just want comfort food that reminds them of better times.

>> No.6346287

>>6346265
No not really, what knocks you out is blood loss and circulatory shock (not to be confused with "hydrostatic shock" which is a marketing buzzword)

The kinetic energy from 7 bullets to the chest isn't going to give you enough head impact to actually make a difference. It's like getting punched in the chest really hard while lying down.

>> No.6346293

>>6341389
>>6340861

Why do all those steaks look like shit? I want a prime new york strip or porterhouse.

>> No.6346312

>>6341057
There's only one blank. Five bullets are real. 5 shooters will not miss. The severe hypertension is immediate and you pass out before any pain sets in.

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>>6346074
your engrish is hollibre!

>> No.6346367

>>6346207
>If you're going to kill me, I'm going to make damned sure that I'm going to stink up the room when you do
Lol. I love this idea of using the last meal as a petty revenge tactic. Ideas for doing this other than making yourself fart?

>> No.6346382

>>6340655
a whole roast peking duck, rib eye steak, grilled tiger prawns, a doner kebab, chocolate mousse for desert

>> No.6346385

>>6346191
this, someone who is a victim of their family being raped and murdered, and they still don't want the death penalty are the type of person who is doing that because they think that makes them a better person. Constantly trying to be morally better than everyone else doesn't make you better. you just come off looking like a tool.

>> No.6346423

>>6346385
Civilizations don't survive by setting examples for others.
Civilizations survive by making examples of others.

>> No.6346442

>>6346282
>that choice of food
>gets to have basically a whole day of movie viewing
>firing squad
Shit son that's the way I'd want to go.

>> No.6346444

>>6346442
If activities are permitted as part of it, I would ask for a meal of grilled fish with vegetables, on the condition that the fish was caught by me immediately prior.

>> No.6346449

>>6346444
Pretty sure that wouldn't work out but it would be a cheeky bet.

>> No.6346450
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>You will never have your last meal served to you in an aluminum pan

Why live?

>> No.6346455

>>6346450
I would punch a baby in the solar plexus to eat that right now.

>> No.6346460

We often ask what you would want for a last meal, but if you were asked to provide a last meal for someone else, what would you make?

>> No.6346465

>>6346460
Thick ass ribeye, medium rare, floating in a pool of bleu cheese butter and a six pack of Victory Golden Monkey.

>> No.6346474

>>6346465
that sounds to die for.

>> No.6346499
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>Thomas J. Grasso
>His last meal request was two dozen steamed mussels, two dozen steamed clams, a Burger King double cheeseburger, a half-dozen BBQ spare ribs, two strawberry milkshakes, one-half of a pumpkin pie with whipped cream, diced strawberries, and a 16 oz. can of Spaghetti-O's with meatballs served at room temperature
>He got everything except the Spaghetti-O's. Instead, they gave him regular spaghetti and meatballs.

>His last words were "I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."

He never got his Spaghetti-O's.

>> No.6346508

>>6346460

A big southern breakfast.

>Country-fried steak with white, peppered gravy
>Three eggs, sunny-side up, fried in butter
>Fried potatoes with onions
>Spicy local sausage patties
>Crispy bacon
>A slice of country ham
>Buttermilk biscuits
>A bowl of sausage gravy
>Shortstack of flapjacks with butter and maple syrup
>Whole stick of butter on the side to be done with as he sees fit
>Blackberry jam
>Pot of black coffee, sugar and milk available
>Glass of orange juice
>Glass of whole milk

Just a giant breakfast display with whatever he might want before he goes.

>> No.6346517

>>6346499
Who is the true monster? Not he.

Not he.

>> No.6346541

>>6346460
A pie with a gun baked inside it :0

>> No.6346548

>>6346541
I hope you let that cool long enough before you serve it.

>> No.6346553

>>6346499

Woe to the hands that shed this costly SpaghettiO sauce

>> No.6346560

>>6341213
firing squad is the only death penalty that preserves most of the condemned's organs for organ donation. Only organs struck directly by the bullets will be ruined.

>> No.6346655

>>6340779
>He didn't win the Oscar

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>>6340911
All you can eat buffet and die of old age behind land whales and blue haired grannies on walkers waiting for the next batch of up charged freezer burned crab legs and penicillin filled Asian farmed cesspool shrimp. Seriously, in NC, any last meal must be cooked in the prison kitchen, so like>>6340779
meatloaf,(ketchup not gravy) mashed taters and green peas with margarine, (what's it gonna do? kill me?), or sweet corn. garlic toast. banna pudding. Be nice if a kind CO could slip me a tall Bud or Coors, but unlikely, so un sweet iced tea or plain soda w/lemon. Don't kid yourself, some guys in prison either learn or know how to cook. In college there was an ex con that opened a very small and simple place in an old building, almost a shack. Your choice of 2 meats that day, whatever he cooked or got a deal on. Simple stuff like Salisbury steak, fried pork chop, baked chicken leg quarter, meatloaf, stuffed bell pepper, baked spaghetti. The real draw was. as much vegetables as you wanted (greens, green beans, boiled potatoes, turnips, slaw, boiled cabbage, stew tomatoes and okra), corn bread or a biscuit. For dessert - a square of chocolate iced yellow or lemon iced ginger sheet cake. unlimited iced tea and coffee.Milk or canned sodas for an up charge. $5.95. Jam packed, 11 am -7 pm six days a week. Had to move twice to a larger place. Give 'em what they want. Students, weary of burgers, pizza, dogs, and "meal plan" canned junk, would eagerly pay for home cooked fresh vegetables, which he bought from local farmers and markets for next to nothing if 2-3 days old. He even had staff and faculty eating there. Retired < 60, sold the "goodwill" for significant bucks to some a- hole who "innovated" it right into the dirt..KISS. keep it simple, stupid.

>> No.6346725

>>6341048
>http://www.upworthy.com/see-the-photos-of-what-death-row-inmates-requested-as-their-last-meals
that smiling dr pepper of teresa lewis

>> No.6346746

>>6340916
Everyone has a native language, and I would advise people to learn as many as possible. You are correct. Hummus is ground chick peas or garbanzo beans, oil, flavor. I always disliked chick peas, too many cold salads or dips with enough garlic to curl your hair.. Dry and mealy. like big lima beans, Falafell is great. Sounds awful, trust me,a confirmed chickpea hater, good stuff.Though Christian, part Jewish, and some Arabic friends, I always declined it. Wrong decision. A falafell wrap, with lettuce, yogurt or sour cream/dill sauce is great, and don't particularly care about religion or nationality.

>> No.6346785

>>6340950
Very true. And I've never understood the actual mechanics of lethal injection anyway. Why not just a truly massive shot of morphine, then, potassium chloride to stop the heart. I'm against the death penalty also, except in the most obvious and heinous cases. ( sometimes you shoot a rabid animal, to protect others) and 50k per yer for umpteen years on death row. Justice is not vengeance.

>> No.6346795

>>6341048
I could deal with that, if you add malt vinegar, a bass or harps, or hot tea and a Dunhill

>> No.6346897

>>6341165
I could even deal with that. Chicken looks pretty good, sub box mac'n cheese for the fries, some mayo based slaw for the beans or added.. pudding is OK. Not supposed to extract vengeance, but not there for a parking ticket either. One of the best things I ever saw was "in the heat of the night" with Carol O'Connor as a southern sheriff, who is asked to watch an execution.. Sometimes necessary, but not a cause for joy.. It certainly does not bring back the dead..I don't know, If I knew everything, I'd be God. If you can find it in your heart to forgive, it's better. for you. Still, some, people should be put down, like a rabid animal. Not viciously or cruelly, just... gone..Not a good theologian, and this is last meal thread. One last thing, US here, you better be sure you have the right person.

>> No.6346903

>>6340655
500 mozzarella sticks and a bathtub of marinara

>> No.6346924

>>6341399
Thank-you.

>> No.6346937

>>6346785
It costs >10x more to go through the legal processes required to execute someone than to incarcerate them for life.

>> No.6346946

>>6341760
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Germans or Germany, and That's the point.I have first generation German Cousins, friends, and love German food. After war 1, they let themselves be deluded by a fanatical madman.And if you don't think it can happen in "merica or elsewhere, you are wrong. Against anyone, for anything.

>> No.6346986

>>6346937
b-but muh justice!

>> No.6346998

>>6341763
It's a cheap pork steak, cut from the "boston butt" or shoulder. good slow baked or roasted in apple juice and hot sauce, or with cabbage and apples. Fried or grilled, tough and chewy. As christian, can eat almost anything, but THAT would be an ultimate insult to some orthodox Jewish or Islam persons. Why? Not a "steak" like beef. Even a "hamburger", venison, or lamb steak would be better.(not to mention the three hard fried eggs are not "sunny side up" and a meager amount of jam or jelly. Also, prison cooks can do better than Mickeydee hash brown cakes.unless requested.. personnel preference, I guess.). Why do that, insult even a death row person. It speaks more about the jailer than the jailed.And no fool. My family has been military and law enforcement a long time. er thyme.

>> No.6347002

>>6342113
mushy peas

>> No.6347006

>>6346946
If you like krauts so much why don't you marry them

>> No.6347035

>>6342507
ugh, anything but that...,even two Mcdoubles, and a pie, or pizza slut personal pan. F'ing Scots are we?Could be worse, I guess...Sonic burger or jack of in the box tacos.. Lol.

>> No.6347057

>>6341300
I thought of this episode when I saw OP too.

>> No.6347059

>>6347006

lol, nice.

>> No.6347066

>>6342127
>Lethal injection seems like a pussy way to go
/x/ here, wanna see something creepy..?

https://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/death_row/dr_info/greenjonathanlast.html
>I'm an innocent man. I did not kill anyone. Ya'll are killing an innocent man. My left arm is killing me. It hurts bad.

>> No.6347073

Liver, Tomatoes and Okra, Cottage Cheese, Guinness, vanilla ice cream

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>>6342527
A person after my own heart. Peach anything rules. Chicken fried steak with white gravy, peach cobbler, w/ ice cream. A firth of old crow, ancient age, or henry mckinna or evan williams green, and club soda. unlikely.Maybe a fith of gordons or gilbeys. Haven't seen "Faygo" in a long time, peach or not. ":Special hell for me, personally? I can't drink or see tequila, without my stomach rolling and heaving. Tough I'd do my bestest.

>> No.6347094

>>6346367
A gallon of vindaloo/phal taken with a handful of laxatives.

>> No.6347108

>>6342540
As long as not "cattle class". then you get a half an 8 oz coke, a bag of peanuts, or a cold ham' cheese sub, a juice box carrot stix, and an offer to buy a 1 oz "mini bottle" for 6-8 bucks. Curiously, the safest and best I ever Flew on was Lufthansa and El Al.

>> No.6347134

>>6342590
Not really. He/she said a shot of morphine first. replace 02 with nitrogen. It would be better than the colossal fuck ups lately.In the ultimate extremity, you are tying to protect society, not extract vengeance. Otherwise we would crucify people, or burn them at a stake.

>> No.6347220

>>6342815
Wrong ass wipe, on so many counts.You need at least a 2 liters or half gallon per day, more if hot or hot climate or actually working, for your kidneys to function.Also, put down your play station or Xbox controller, and get out of your gram's basement.They are not "sandniggers" or towel heads. or "psackos"They rend to be a bit"conservative" financially, but hard workers, fair and OK. India.That offends me,Though not all christian, mostly Hindi, a certain family helped me.Managed to "piss me off".Not the greatest, but good people. Nice. "mericans might learn a trick or two from them. except " hey, cletus, them there sand niggers and towel heads done took over all our gas stations and cheap motels. A personal note, very educated, and about to eat your lunch in call centers and hospitals..

>> No.6347241

>>6341115
They used to have it, then they banned it, and now they might be unbanning it.

>> No.6347267

c>>6342876
Welcome to the Colosseum.(LEO are local law enforcement). Constitution protects everyone, not just you or me.Someone can't just knock or bust down my door, at night (they can, might be bloody- 12 gauge with slug and #7) but I don't carry a concealed weapon, except a small pocket knife.Human nature. Things can go from bad too worse, in a hurry.

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>>6340779

>> No.6347281

>>6340940
Here's the difference between people like you and people like me. You would be able to walk around knowing that the person that raped and murdered your wife and daughter would have the opportunity to smile again. That they would have a chance to laugh if they got life, or you know, 23 years for killing 70 like Brievik. That doesn't fly with people in the states. We want them to suffer, and we want them to rot, and we want them to never experience the happiness that they robbed from our loved ones again.

>> No.6347290

>>6343088
>Are you equally comfortable with your justice system having the power to kill?

Yes. Peter Hitchens explains it aptly. youtube.com/watch?v=ppFgc-Hobw0

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>>6346450
>33
dang. also, i would rek that last meal

>> No.6347314

>>6341197
Because death row inmates are sick animals beyond rehabilitation or human compassion.

If you kill others in cold blood then you deserve to be killed. Golden rule, bitches.

>> No.6347322

>>6343271
I donna. stories have circulated about Julia Child being an OSS secret agent in War 2,,aqll I know is She reminds me of a cousin, older gangly lady with a good heart, who was thoughtfull, a great cook, and would help most anyone. PBS won't show any shows. A shame, because sometimes you can find "Julia Child's art of French cooking" , paperback, for a dollar. at flea markets. if lucky. eh bein, je voudrais on grosse hamburger, avec becoupe de frites.

>> No.6347334

>>6343384
Thought that was oz, or Australia. ( sorry Aussie's)

>> No.6347342

>>6343590
amen, pretty much f''ed. Justifiably.

>> No.6347448

>>6347290
>I'm okay with the government using my tax money to murder innocent men

Wow, it's almost like you're the most disgusting kind of person

>> No.6347514

>>6347314
Isn't the Golden Rule to do unto others as you would be done by? Or whatever the grammatically correct equivalent would be.

If you're in favour of the death penalty then you're in favour of an occasional perfectly innocent person being accidentally put to death. Which means you're not so innocent yourself. Which means you deserve the death penalty more than the people you're saying it's okay to kill.

You're effectively saying it's okay for the state to kill you.

>> No.6347550

Can you get beer with your last meal?

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>>6347550
no. beer has alcohol in it. they don't give alcohol to people in prison. not even a little bit.