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6340587 No.6340587 [Reply] [Original]

Frappicino's are so fucking gross. Technically this is suppose to be coffee but it tastes like blended ice cream

I saw a white girl leave with 4 of them and walked all the way to her Black Cadillac Escalade.

The wondrous frivolous life of white girls.

>> No.6340600
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>>6340587
>Frozen-Veggies.jpg

>> No.6340621

>>6340587
Agree on the taste.

Pic is silly though. Buying just about any drink anywhere is never economical, you do it for convenience.

>> No.6340624

>>6340587
I've honestly never had one. Do they just taste like coffee milkshakes? I usually get mochas in winter and iced lattes in summer, albeit not at Starbucks because we have tons of coffee places here.

>> No.6340630

>>6340587

>blended ice cream

a shake

>> No.6340634

>>6340624
>Do they just taste like coffee milkshakes?

pretty much, depending on what you get of course. i'm not sure what people are bitching about, if you want coffee, order a coffee. if you want a frappuccino, order that.

>> No.6340637

>>6340587
What is up with this constant complaining about white girls? When will this meme become played out already?

>> No.6340638

>>6340624

Yes, like coffee flavored ice cream made into a milkshake.

So, if you don't like coffee flavor or milkshakes...

>> No.6340652

>>6340637
By any chance are you wearing uggs right now?

>> No.6340665

>>6340587
It's frozen coffee blended with frothed milk. Of course it tastes like a milkshake. Some people like milkshakes, which is why people in 1st-world countries have been drinking the fucking things since the 1800's.

>> No.6340669

>>6340652
>someone is sick of seeing the same complaints and assumptions over and over again it must mean they are a rich white girl
>He's sick of cuck posting it must mean he is a cuck

You don't see the flaw in your logic, or are you just an obvious troll.

>> No.6340683

>>6340669
You are actually conflating that two different posters are the same person.

>> No.6340690

>>6340683
No I'm not. I'm referring to the uggs comment on it's own. I didn't think they were OP.

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>>6340637
White girls smell like wet dog

>> No.6340694

>>6340587
Don't even get me started I work at Starbucks and it's fucking ridiculous. Every white girl on her goddamned iPhone can't get off her high horse to order her 9 frappucinos for her and her besties. The worst part is I'm in one of those little shitter starbux in a grocery store and I am always by myself.

>> No.6340699

>>6340693
And black girls smell like dirt and hair grease. Actually all women kind of smell bad in their own way.

>> No.6340702

>>6340690
I made the uggs comment but I wasn't bitching about white women I was saying you are basic as fuck so GTFO.

>> No.6340712

>>6340702
I hate to make assumptions but you most likely started this thread and are now mad that someone is sick of people complaining about the same shit all day everyday. You are as bad as the shit heads from /pol/

>> No.6340725

>>6340702
>calling people basic

ha, so you're a flaming queer

>> No.6340728

>>6340712
No I'm not OP I was the one who made the second comment, and the one about UGGS. I've never had a frap. I love /pol/ but I'm a green partyfag irl aka centre-left.

>> No.6340730

>>6340725
Literally yes. Its kinda fun being the comedic relief in people's lives but I do wish I could have kids and a normal family sometimes.

>> No.6340741

>>6340728
>>6340730
>Typical faggot poster that thinks the people on /pol/ will come around and eventually approve of his life.
How does it feel to know that most of the people on there wish you didn't exist?

>> No.6340744

>>6340730
Well that's not going to happen.

>> No.6340748

>>6340587
What a surprise that, given the option a segment of the population will choose a wildly overpriced coffee milkshake over wildly overpriced coffee? And that young, affluent females might be well represented among this segment of the population?

What a fucking news flash. What's next? Are you going to tell me chunky young men make up a large percentage of the diners at Hardee's/Carl's Jr?

>> No.6340758

>>6340728
Sure you are, you're definitely not one of the constant cuckposters and typical spammers that repost the same threads over and over again.
>Oh my why does a large segment out of a group of people like a cold drink that is like a milk shake?

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>>6340741
Ever seen the /lgbt/ and /pol/ love story comic? I can't find it on my computer but it basically explains the fetish for wanting to fuck neo-nazis despite being a flaming queer, and a jewish one at that.
This pic also explains how I feel.

>> No.6340764

>>6340761
/pol/ here, we hate you and most people on that board fly into a rage when it is posted. You must have not seen the edits.

>> No.6340775

>>6340758
I mostly reply to threads, I hate bothering to find images tbh most of the time.

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6340796

>>6340764
>Implying we care.

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>>6340761

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>>6340764
Honestly, you came to a cooking board and didn't expect to find gay men??? I'm literally eating a quiche right now I just made. THATS HOW GAY I AM.

>> No.6341586

>>6340637
Brown "people" are cute. :^)

>> No.6341939

both my boyfriend and I are baristas. One of my biggest pet peeves with frappicinos is the secret menu, ESPECIALLY when a customer has no idea what's in it and expects us to know all the ingredients for a non existing drink.
>>6340694
grocery store starbucks aren't real stores >>6340665
frappicinos don't use actual coffee unless a shot of espresso is requested. only certain fraps get a coffee flavored base.

>> No.6341975

>thread is taken over by jealous insecure shitskin females that are more obsessed with white girls then their black nigger brothers

sorry this happened to your thread op. They taste like milkshakes, yes, but many people can't tolerate the bitter taste of black coffee. It's acquired. Hopefully they'll get their shit childrens palate together soon

>> No.6341983

>>6341975
actuallly mostly gaybros not femanons.

>> No.6342029

>>6341975
I can't stand the taste of coffee either, but I just don't drink it instead of drinking a milkshake and pretending it's a real coffee. Oh god how I hate those bitches.

>> No.6342044

>>6341939
>my boyfriend and I are baristas
>starbucks

You're on the same level as a McDonalds worker - work at a third wave shop if you actually care.

>> No.6342052

>>6340694
LOL im so sorry anon. i hate retail work. Thank god i got into this IT world. just siting comfy at office at night shift.

Also i live in WA you people want to complain there is not a joke or anything starbuks ever fucking 2- 3 blocks in non residential areas. in residential place its a starbucks at least on each major street.

I see QTS go in there all the time and i want to go talk to them but i despise starbucks and dont want to go in them. Life is pain up here for this southern guy All girls think i want sex and nobody seems to like making friends. Its not america over here. Its basically Europe! I hate it so many brave men died for those uppie yuppie euro pigs. We should have let the russians took all of europe.

>> No.6342067

>>6341939
>>6340694
pls tell me what sugar syurps and how much ice I need to make myself a mocha cookie crumble dear god you'll save me the 4 dollars a year i spend on that seasonal fkin drink.

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The only acceptable "frappuccino"

>> No.6342084

>"Can I get a coffee, black?"
>"Do you want room for cream in your black coffee?"

I hate starbucks.

>> No.6342383

Former employee here. We HATE making these sons of bitches. Every tie I saw a gaggle of pimply faced teenagers come in the door I knew that I was going to be making 10 of these motherfuckers and half would be off the "secret menu."
Bane of my existence back then.

>> No.6342386

>>6342052
You have issues geek boy, deep issues.

>> No.6342468

>in city with mom and family friend
>cold, go to get coffee
>only place is starbux
>get a cup of regular coffee
>mom sips hers
>throws it immediately in the trash

I study in starbux because it's easier to concentrate there, and get an obligatory cup of coffee so they don't bitch. It's pretty nasty, but it's warm at least.

I don't know how starbux became so prolific. In most places you can't even find a mom and pop coffee place, but there is a starbux on every corner.

>> No.6342483

>Stuck at friend's house because snow
>Ask me if I want coffee the following morning
>fuckyes
>Ask me how I take it
>"Black is fine"
>They can't believe it and ask me 1-2 more times if that's what I meant

I don't really mind since they're just trying to get it right, but this happens more than it should.

>> No.6342495

>>6340587
> are so fucking gross
>it tastes like blended ice cream
Sounds good to me

>> No.6342504

>>6340587
>A white girl leave with four of them and walked all the way back to her Black Cadillac Escalade
Jealous someone has friends and a family who cares about her?

>> No.6342512

>>6342468
>I don't know how starbux became so prolific.
In the 90's good coffee was hard to find unless you lived in the Northwest. As people became interested in varietal coffees and espresso drinks Starbucks expanded to fill that void.
>In most places you can't even find a mom and pop coffee place
A really good indie coffee shop requires a pretty loyal clientele (with the requisite disposable income) to support it. Not every town can sustain one.
>there is a starbux on every corner.
They over expanded, and are now suffering a little from it, having to close some locations. But their strategy was clever. Once they realized most of their customers really didn't give a shit about the quality of the coffee, they just wanted a more upscale place to go than Dunkin Donuts they started selling lots of stupid milkshakes like in OP pic, and that's kept them in business.

Also if you like espresso drinks and are traveling Starbucks is going to be your only option in some situations, so you suck up your distaste for them and give them the business anyways.

>> No.6342588

>>6342483
>drip coffee
Just tell them you like coffee like you like your men:
weak, bitter and otherwise uninteresting, able to appeal to your inner masochist ;)

>> No.6342594

>>6342504
I don't allow people I care about to patronize starbucks. Furthermore, I don't care about people who drive Cadillac Escalades.

Check mate atheists.

>> No.6342652

>>6340811
This pic makes me wanna go checkout what /d/ is

What kind of quiche?

>> No.6342687

>>6342084
>I want a coffee black.
>You sure you didn't mean African-American or person of color?
>I asked for coffee not a discourse in niggedrey

Fuck this #racetogether bullshit

>> No.6342895

i dunno how to even order at starbucks ive never been inside one because i'd probably do something wrong and flee in terror

probably saved a lot of money this way

>> No.6342902

>All the cafés where I live is chargingt 3 bucks for a regular coffee
I don't need no exotic badger poo coffee that's been folded 2000 times, I just want my 50 cent coffee back.

>> No.6342921

>>6340811

I'm not really sure what cooking and being a homosexual have to do with each other. It's a basic life skill, arguably one of the most important ones.

>> No.6342945

>>6342588
Yes I'll take my liquid calories to go thank you. Oh no don't hold back on the sugar and cream, I'll burn it right off when I complain about thin privilege on tumblr.

>> No.6342948

>>6340587
>The wondrous frivolous life of white girls.
>Implying I wouldn't like to be a fat white girl

>> No.6343110

God I love the elitism here, I can't wait for most of you to get your own opinion when you grow up.

Oh and just a suggestion, when you do go into Starbucks and get some coffee (god forbid, right?) why don't you actually ask for the blend you like, out of the 30+ they have, instead of the 2 they are brewing at the moment. Then you probably won't vomit immediately from the super-grossy coffee.

Cheers

>> No.6343121

>>6340637
racebaiting shitposters

>> No.6343541

So speaking of fraps
Anyone know a decent blender for $150?
I don't wanna go for a $300 Vitamix refurb

>> No.6343586

Anyway to do this at home? my dad told me he liked them but starbucks is expensive, please help anons, hes in pain from lower back pains and this might just keep his mind off of it

>> No.6343596

>>6343541
The Ninja works just as well and will run you about $100-$150.

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>>6342895
I'm in a similar boat, though it's out of disinterest for coffee and sugar drinks that aren't smoothies rather than terror. I can't imagine being terrified of a Starbucks barista, how do they matter to you?

>> No.6343722

>The wondrous frivolous life of white girls.

ironic considering you were also at starbucks

>> No.6345292

I think there's a lot of misplaced rage in this thread.

I get a frappicino once every 2-3 months. I don't think anyone buying it really considers it coffee, and getting mad about it is silly. It's a dessert or a treat, like a milkshake, and there's nothing wrong with that.

So much unnecessary rage.

>> No.6345298

>>6340587
>waaa stop liking what I don't like! :(((
You sound autistic

>> No.6345419

>>6345292
The most underrated post.

>> No.6345446

No joke, Frappachino's give me the runs. Anybody else get this?

>Be in NYC
>friend buys me venti java-chip frappachino
>half hour later, stomach is in knots
>i'm sitting on the train, ready to shit myself

Shit is awful.

>> No.6345449
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6345449

I like frappuccinos because I like milkshakes and I like coffee and I like coffee milkshakes.

>> No.6345454

>>6345446
coffee in general makes Mt Arsehole erupt like nothing else.
I'm chronically constipated and have a tub of Juhla coffee ice cream in the freezer specifically for that purpose.

>> No.6345469

>>6345454
I know this feel. I'm IBS so I'm either not going or going all the time. Frappachino's is one of those foods that shows no mercy, I guess.

>> No.6345496

>>6345454

iktf

i have the nastiest farts for the rest of the day if i drink coffee, and go home to the sloppiest shit in existence.

black isn't that bad, but i just can't drink coffee anymore.

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>>6340587

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>>6340587
To make the same thing at home, you need an espresso pump AND some dechlorinated water like from a reverse osmosis system.

I only buy a coffee when I want to occupy space inside a coffee shop. Getting it to go is weird. This is my favorite coffee shop.

>> No.6345891

I'm addicted to fraps, and I really don't know how to make the consistency of the ice exactly like they do it.

When I try blending, the ice remains in huge chunks. Any blender recommendations, tips, etc?

>> No.6345903

wait what the fuck? you're saying ice cream tastes gross?
END YOUR LIFE RETARD

>> No.6345923

>>6345449
I love this logic, you keep being you.

As for me, as I've gotten older, I've enjoyed more darker coffee. I mostly order Americonos over ice. I sometimes get some half and half. I think harshing someones buzz delivery system its bit unfair. I mean you won't harsh on another stoner (if you where a stoner) because they used a pipe and you where more of bong person.

>> No.6345934

>>6345923
>as I reached the ripe old age of 20
Kek

>> No.6345945

>>6340624
most of them don't even taste like coffee, they're good if you like sweet things. I get them once in a while

>> No.6345964

>>6345934
27 actually.

>> No.6346045

>>6345891

find some old ass blender at a garage sale unless you want to spend several hundred dollars on one that isn't shit

otherwise you could throw in a small amount of ice cream/frozen yogurt/whatever the fuck to achieve the same consistency. It'll probably still be lower in calories than a frappucino assuming you don't use a lot of it.

>> No.6346108

>>6345891
I think you need a Vitamix to get the same results as their Vitamix.

>> No.6346291

>>6340587
That's because to appeal to the most common denominator, the coffee flavor is watered down so more normies enjoy it. I don't see how you're surprised by this at all.

>> No.6346958

>>6340600
christ i want to fuck link so bad

>> No.6347349

>Black Cadillac Escalade.
>white girls
OP I don't think this happened at all

>> No.6347434

>>6340637
Jelly shitskins.

Or /pol/ overflow.

>> No.6347637

>>6340637
1) jealous black girls

2) men who really mean ALL girls, but can get away with being sexist if they pretend to be anti-racist at the same time

>> No.6348464

>>6345292
I have multiple customers who get frappuccinos every day. Just because you don't consider it a coffee and only get one every couple of months doesn't mean the same for everybody.

>> No.6348467

>>6340587
>Technically this is suppose to be coffee but it tastes like blended ice cream
What in the world gave you the idea it's supposed to taste like anything other than blended icecream?

Seriously, Starbuck's fraps have been a thing on a large scale for like two decades. At this point, if you're caught unawares, it's your fault.

>> No.6348479

>>6348464
but frappuccinos aren't coffee

>> No.6348487

>>6345891
>tfw you try to blend an iced coffee with good, real coffee
>tfw your blender is too shit and you end up with a pile of watery ice at the bottom of the glass every fucking time

I'd rather get a frap once a month than try and fail over and over at this shit.

>> No.6348495

>>6340693
It's Fall again. Break out the high boots to hide the cankles.

>> No.6348518

>>6348487
...stop being a faggot?

>> No.6348644

>>6342386
I do. I grew up in a shit neighborhood and am basically black even though i have olive skin.

Oh well life is good away from WA im happy and peaceful. Got to bear the pain so i can move back to the south.

I also like when girls are really bitchy to me and mean and rude. I had a coworker like that. I wanted to sleep with her so bad. Her rudeness was a turn on. And i mean rude as in the first thing this bitch said to me before a "hi my name is" was "YOur sheltered HUH anon?" she even made gay jokes at the work place to me.

>> No.6348729

The last time I went into a Starbucks, I basically told the guy "just give me whatever you like the most."

He made me this green tea smoothie thing that was pretty bland.

If it had a bit more sugar and a bit more of the green tea flavor, probably would have been good.

Anyway, I don't see what the problem is, it's fucking coffee with syrup in it. Get off your damn high horses.

>> No.6348733

>>6348729

you're on 4chan talking to primarily a bunch of teenagers who still think making fun of everything you can is cool

>> No.6348772

Technically,they both suck.Overpriced coffee drinks, mostly nonfat milk and corn syrup, with a bit of coffee flavor. G damn, 300 cal for, 8 oz,and paying 6 bucks for four? the bottles make nice spice bottles, iff you save the tops. Not a big fan of starbucks, or coffee bars in general. "baristas" in particular. what? you want a "tip" for walking 4 ft and giving me coffee and attitude?Here is a tip, move to NYC or Seattle, WA. or somewhere else. Civic cats, they eat the beans, then shit them out, THEN. separated and roasted, best coffee in the world. supposedly. As P.T. Barnum said, "a sucker born every minute", though nice music on "the bucket list" and Freeman and Nicholson were great.. Pardon moi, but people that hang in coffee bars are exactly the people I would avoid, at all costs.

>> No.6348773

>>6348733
We know but they all lie and say they are 18. I assume many posters here are 12-17. Other boards skew even younger.

>> No.6348833

>>6340587
Why care so much?

You can't beat a good coffee. Sitting outside a nice cafe with a strong Italian coffee and weird cake is one of my favourite things to do. But sometimes when it's freezing cold I like to pop in a chain cafe and get a big gingerbread latte with cream in a paper cup and warm my hands on it whilst I walk home. Sometimes when it's red hot I like to order my mocha frappuccino with a vanilla shot and drink my milkshake coffee whilst sitting on the grass.

Mcdonalds cheese burgers are a shit version of a burger, but god damn it sometimes I just want one.

>> No.6348838

>>6348773
?you can always tell when school is out. not bad.

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>>6346958
Get in line.

>> No.6349327

I feel like i'm the only person ever in Starbucks that just orders a regular black coffee, blond roast preferably.

>> No.6349602

http://www.caffeineinformer.com/the-complete-guide-to-starbucks-caffeine

All Frappucinos have a nominal amount of caffeine, more than half of a "real" coffee drink, but children can even drink them.
Energy drinks have the same appeal.

Local coffee places usually offer a less bells and whistles type drink for more money and a longer wait time.

Complaining about Starbucks is like complaining about gas prices or an ATM.

>> No.6349626

>>6348833
This is the most reasonable post I've ever seen on /ck/.

>> No.6349632

>>6342044
Most people who work at those places getting minimum wage DON'T CARE. That's why they are working there, duh.

>> No.6349633

>>6349602
>Complaining about Starbucks is like complaining about gas prices or an ATM.
Is Starbucks that ubiquitous in your life? It's been years since I've been in one.

>> No.6350005

>>6345496
Same. I pretty much use it as a diuretic. And now I always have these really long shits, just like one long slimey turd into the bowl. I don't know if maybe more is coming out than supposed to at this point.

>> No.6350012

>>6348833
Agreed 100%. I still get a bit annoyed when girls buy a 4,000 calorie milkshake and call it "coffee", though.

>> No.6350032

>>6350012
>I still get a bit annoyed when girls buy a 4,000 calorie milkshake and call it "coffee", though.
I get annoyed when people call a 4000 calorie slab of bread, cheese and heavily processed meat a pizza, but what are you gonna do?

>> No.6350379

>>6340637
1) people who don't have the stones to just complain abut women in general (seriously, if you've ever known middle-class nonwhite women, they do all the same crap)
2) nonwhite women in denial about 1)
3) turbonewfriends who think this is tumblr

>> No.6350383

>>6340587
*tips fedora*

>> No.6350403

>>6342084
>I want a coffee, black.
>Here you go, sir.
>I wanted cream.
I hate the people who go to Starbucks.

>> No.6350476

>>6340624
It depends on what flavor you get. There are some that are actually cream based that I don't believe have any coffee at all in them and some with a coffee base. Unless you order an extra shot or 2 in one you won't be getting much caffeine even from the coffee based one's.

>> No.6351453

>>6349633
Well I work there, but every customer is there either daily before work, or weekly for groceries. If it was a Caribou Coffee they would order the same way.

>> No.6351875

>>6340694

> Every white girl on her goddamned iPhone can't get off her high horse to order her 9 frappucinos for her and her besties.

what does this mean

there is like zero moral content in this that i see as disagreeable

>> No.6353702

>>6340811

>conflating cooking, and the use of a basic word that is french in origin with being gay
>conflating eating, or making, quiche with being gay
>2015

I really don't care that you're actually gay, I make and eat quiche all the time and I am not gay. The fact that you think that it is somehow indicative of gayness says some things about you.

it says that you're gay

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>>6340587

>> No.6353931

Isn't the absolute worse markup there the regular coffee?

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>>6342067