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Ever cumm in someones food without telling them?

>> No.6338829

>>6338824
>these people didn't give me more of a tip so i gave them all of my tip.

>> No.6338832

>>6338829

i'm terrified of workers doing something nasty to my food.

if an order is a wrong, i don't complain. i'll believe the waiter and/or chef will become disgruntled and the new food that comes out will have HIV cum in it.

>> No.6338834
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6338834

no never in food. I work at an insurance company and on two occasions have cum in a customer's policy

I don't like my job and I'm going to quit

>> No.6338841

Ever cumm in someones food with telling them?

>> No.6338846

>>6338824
No. I wouldn't do that but a cousin used to rub tortilla chips on his ball sack then serve them to his parents as nachos. That's was some vile shit and why I'll never eat anything from him.

Nacho cheese and shit.

>> No.6338864

>>6338824
no but i once cummed on a girls bed when she was taking a shower

she had had me friendzoned for 10 years, but on that very night she slept with my for the first time. not making this up

>> No.6338868

>>6338864
Sleeping with your dried up spunk doesn't count

>> No.6338869

I've heard about food service plebs doing this, but how do they have time to jack off in the kitchen? How do they not get caught?

>> No.6338897

Well, only in my former roommate's milk. She was a short stack with big tits and an otherwise nicely toned body. Came in her milk and saw her eating breakfast (cereal with milk) the next day. Aw yiss. Unfortunately I moved out a few years ago, but the memory of her drinking cum-milk is preserved forever.

>> No.6338900

>throwing away your gains
Epic

>> No.6338917

>>6338824
Er,no. Never. I sometimes unload in my gf's mouth without letting her know that she's going to chow down on my baby gravy. But she seems to like it.

>> No.6338918
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>>6338864
so....your cum grants wishes or the bed does....hmmmmmm...

>> No.6338935

>>6338917
>tfw fuck buddy actually gets upset if I cum anywhere besides in her mouth.

>> No.6338952

When I get a girl to drink with me. I cum in her drink. Mix with alcohol and some juice and fruits. Tell her I added salt to it also. She gets drunk on my cum

>> No.6338959

i'm not one to point fingers....

...but some of you need serious counseling and help.

>> No.6339016

>>6338897
You are scum.

>> No.6339019

>>6338959
You are scum.

>> No.6339036

>>6338959
>believing any of this

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>>6338959
Hi; welcome to 4chan.

>> No.6339093

>>6338959
Oh come one, she never noticed the splooge in her ketchup and I had a huge orgasm.