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ITT: Foods you like to eat on the toilet bowl

>massive burrito

>> No.6337400

no

>> No.6337425

I don't eat in the bathroom.

I take a cold bottle of water into the shower though.

>> No.6337428

>>6337393
me? I prefer crab legs

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>> No.6337442

im not in the bathroom long enough to merit eating in there.

i get in, do my business, and get out.

>> No.6337454

>>6337425
are you me?

>> No.6337474

>>6337442
yea, you gotta get that asshole cleaned for your bf's dick you fucking poof

>> No.6337482

>>6337474
did i strike a nerve there anon?

>> No.6337491

>>6337393
Shitting and eating doesn't pair well. I had a really painful turd this morning, because I ate like a pig the night before. I actually bled from my ring. Passing the fucker was excruciating, I had tears in my eyes from the pain. Slow anal pain. The bastard looked like a living log of tree, complete with bark and twigs. It took three flushes to get rid of it, while I was sticking my hole under the shower watching blood leaking from my crack. It was almost a foot long. I named it 'excaliber the mighty'. I haven't stopped eating bran flakes since.

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>>6337393

chocolate pudding of course

inb4: what a shitty thread

>> No.6337507

>>6337454
Don't think so.

I just take really hot showers and cold water is amazing when it is hot and steamy.

Dump a bit on top of my head sometimes too.

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6337509

keep a good supply of these in both my bathrooms for me and my guests

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>>6337393

was given this as a gift for Christmas so lately I have been eating S'mores

easy transition because I always have about 6 Hershey bars in the bathroom already

>> No.6337535

>>6337498
I really want some chocolate pudding now.

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>eating in the bathroom/toilet
this must be an american thing i guess

>> No.6337711

>>6337702
Bullshit. It was probably *invented* by the fucking Minoan civilization, and thusly a product of Atlantis—just like the goddamn toiletseats themselves.

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>>6337711
>atlantis

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>>6337393
Toilet olives for fancy parties

>> No.6338012

>>6337507
try a perrier or san pellegrino next time

dem bubbles tickling your heard

>> No.6338025

>eating
>in the toilet

Americans sure are pigs, in more ways than one.

>> No.6338027

>>6337762
fucking dirty ungrapeful ape

>> No.6338029

My wife used to work as a line therapist with autistic kids, and one of the really low-functioning ones lived a terrible shithole (black mold everywhere, literal mushrooms growing behind the toilet etc etc). Anyway the fat retard dad spent a lot of time on the toilet, and my wife told me that there would always be a bottle of sweet baby ray's next to the toilet, and a couple of empty bottles in the bathroom trashcan. So apparently sweet baby ray's is perfect toilet food.

>> No.6338041

>>6337393
Occasionally have a smoke on the toilet but I wouldn't ever bring food into the bathroom.

>> No.6338054

>>6338029
what

did the dude just drink it from the bottle?

did he take a plate of ribs with him?

context, anon!

>>6337393
I would never eat in the bathroom as my poops were very painful for a while, up to an hour in the bathroom once every 9-10 days. I still have no idea what the hell is up with my bowels, but 2 heaping spoons of Osmolax a day seems to solve the problem

god bless that $20 canister of poop

>> No.6338063

>>6338054
She was pretty sure that he just drank it from the bottle.

He was not an elegant man

>> No.6338140

>>6337432
>jewish_nightmare.jpg

>> No.6338334

>>6337425
I do the same except with beer. Yes I'm a pathetic alcoholic.

>> No.6338388

you fucking uptight dweebs. there's nothing wrong with eating in the bathroom. combining the relief and pleasure of shitting with having a nosh is a wonderful decadent treat

personally I like to put my laptop on a tv tray, and enjoy some cookies and cold milk while watching my favorite shows at the same as I relieve my asshole. what a delightful time for the senses to do this, how grand to turn your own boring bathroom into a veritable sensorium

>> No.6338453

>>6338334
Shower beers are great.