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6332085 No.6332085 [Reply] [Original]

"Just gonna grab a fry real quick, bro."

>> No.6332094

>>6332085
move out of tel aviv.

>> No.6332095

assuming you're talking about them grabbing a few, I've never understood why people get upset about this. I'm even happy to share my shit with people if it's good so they can try it

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>>6332085
I am an American. I have a right to french fry. This is self defense. Dog Bless Ameriga :-DDDDD

>> No.6332102

>>6332085
if this bothers you, don't get a girlfriend.

>> No.6332103

>>6332085
I would never be OK with this.

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6332111

"Just gonna grab a leg real quick, bro."

>> No.6332112

If you buy anything that generally comes with more than one piece its just accepted you're going to share. That's why unless you're going to get something else to go with it, or you want more of said item, just order a larger item. Its just social procedure.

>> No.6332114

>>6332085
Stop being so greedy bro, it's just one fries.

>> No.6332162

>>6332085
Go ahead, it's all yours my friend :^)

>> No.6332166

>>6332085
lel. i made this thread months ago. glad you liked it op :^)

>> No.6332174

Thats a punch in the face without hesitation

Keep your fucking hands out of my food

>> No.6332214

"Yeah, man, go for it."

>> No.6332331

>>6332174

>implying you have friends

>> No.6332408

>>6332100
They're called freedom fries, motherfucker

>> No.6332417

>>6332114
and then the other friend, and then they want just one more

>> No.6332435

>>6332174
You've never had friends, nor have you ever punched someone in the face.

>> No.6332484

>>6332085
get your stinking subhuman hands off my food you worthless normie

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6332495

>can I have one?
>takes it before you have a chance to respond

>> No.6332505

>>6332085
for every fry they grab, i'll grab 5.

>> No.6332714

>>6332095

this

>>6332417

How much of a greedy cunt are you that you get that fucking asspained over 4 french fries?

If they don't ask and they just take them then it's somewhat rude but it's still not something I'd even care about for more than a couple seconds.

>> No.6332741

>>6332095
Here's the thing, I don't mind sharing, people aren't 'sperging out about sharing their food, as much as they are some asshole reaching their dirty hands uninvited into your food and taking something.

If you ask "Yo, those fries look good, can I have one?" then sure and if they're smart and pick one off the side without contaminating the rest of the fries, then it's all cool.

But just reaching in and saying "JUST GONNA GRAB ONE BRUH" is just unacceptable.

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6332748

>friend eating chips across the room
>wipes dirty hands on couch

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6332795

>not dumping all the fries into a big pile so that they belong collectively to the group rather than to an individual

America pls.

>> No.6332811

>>6332741
Most people don't have the same level of autism though

>> No.6332839

>>6332748
I admit I do this too
>on my own couch
I'm a slob :(

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6332847

>>6332748

>friend eating my fries
>licks salt off his fingers
>grabs more fries with his slobbery grease mitten

I need new friends

>> No.6332852

>>6332811

If anything that's in the OCD or anxiety disorder spectrum, not autism.

But he at least said that he didn't necessarily think that it was egregious if they asked first, which is more than I can say for a lot of people in these threads that keep popping up.

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6332854

>>6332748
>>6332847
>friend chews with mouth open
>hear all them noises, tongue and all
>confront him about it
>my teeth hurt

I feel bad for him though, he has allergies so he has to breathe through his mouth sometimes.

>> No.6332865

>>6332854
My grandfather chewed with his mouth open and smacked his lips when he ate but I later found out it was due to poor fitting dentures so I couldn't hate him for it.

>> No.6332870

>>6332854

chewing with your mouth open is nowhere near as bad as wiping your hand on the couch, and the other one isn't bad either assuming the guy isn't grabbing at your food after licking his hands

it's just impolite, it's not unsanitary

>> No.6332890

>>6332811
It's not autism to not want people to take your food without asking you. You guys try so hard to appear normal that you think being completely passive all the time is what you have to do

>> No.6332906

>>6332890
sharing food is completely normal.
other people are comfortable swiping a fry or two from you because they are equally comfortable with you swiping a fry or two from them.

it's got nothing to do with whatever alpha-beta /pol/shit you've got in your head, it's just basic social interaction.

>> No.6332917

>>6332085
I hate that, except if its my gf.

I you wanted fries you should have gotten some yourself. fuck off.

>> No.6332957

>>6332906
No, it really isn't. [most of] my friends are white trash as it gets and even they ask first.

>> No.6332961

>>6332957
This shows they're not very comfortable around you, and thus not really your friends.

>> No.6332966

>>6332961
Or they're not impolite assholes.

>> No.6332967

>>6332961

Or maybe it shows that they have manners and aren't rude enough to grab food off someone else's plate without asking first.

>> No.6332972

>>6332961
If your friends were comfortable around you then you would engage in mutual masturbation sessions

>> No.6332983

>>6332854
Same thing with my friend. He has sinus and the smacking drives me up the wall. I politely asked him about it last time, I prefaced it by saying is the food too hot? But it may have come across as rude and he got really upset and defensive.

Is there a polite way to tell people they're eating their food wrong.

>> No.6332984

>>6332811
Nice buzzword.

Letting someone put their hands on your food is just being beta, and like another anon pointed out, you're trying way too hard to seem normal.

>"G-Guise I'm normal see, I'm not bothered by it at all. Y-You're just autistic!"

If you were eating a steak and I bumped in with my fork and knife and said "Hey brah, lemme cut off a piece of that" without asking first, I'm sure it would bother you. By all means though, keep trying to save face and act like you're some apathetic individual who doesn't care.

>> No.6332986

>>6332085
If anyone called me "bro' I'd fucking punch them.
Fucking Ebonics sound disgusting coming from white people.

>> No.6332995

The food sharing thing in the west really threw me off when I moved here. I don't know if it's germophobia or just the personal space thing. I found the idea of eating something in front of someone else without offering a bite at least really uncomfortable.

The foundation of human societies was sharing. It's weird how far we've moved from it.

>> No.6333029

>>6332917

it's a couple fries, who the fuck cares?

you'd rather she got her own order of everything she wanted a couple bites of and got fat?

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>>6332085
>At restaurant with date
>Tries to snatch a few fries
>I'm visibly annoyed but she doesn't care
>My friends know I don't share food, not even with babies
>My friend says "who cares", but I tell her that fries represent all food, but she urges me to go out to eat with her again, so I do
>I buy her a separate plate of fries this time
>She takes my stuffed clams
>Try to position the plate away from her
>She knocks it off the table, so I get mad at her
>I feel bad and try to explain my food sharing OCD
>I see the cake on one of her plates
>She goes to the bathroom
>I eat the cake
>She comes back and sees cake on my face
>"I'm not even sorry"
>mfw

>> No.6333040

>>6332983

>Is there a polite way to tell people they're eating their food wrong.

Not really, it's just a matter of whether or not they get offended. Honestly I eat as politely and am as clean as possible but if someone told me this I'd be annoyed that they cared. Unless they're doing something that is truly inconveniencing you or is not sanitary, mind your own business.

I have OCD and even I'm not that anal. I've known people who have gone off on people on how they stand ("WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT YOUR ARMS LIKE THAT??"). They must go through life constantly being fucking miserable if they're so fucking annoyed by minutia.

>> No.6333045

>>6333036

>being extremely passive aggressive
>pretending to have OCD to justify being a cunt

cool story

>> No.6333048

>>6332854
>family taught to eat with mouths shut, very strict about it, parents want us to have good table manners
>brother gets a few teeth pulled out, starts eating with his mouth open because it hurts otherwise
>well okay that makes sense I guess
>6 months later he's still doing it
>"Dude can you eat with your mouth closed, there's no way your teeth hurt anymore"
>"Fuck off the food tastes better this way"
>parents chastise ME for being rude and agree food tastes better when eaten this way
>they start chewing with their mouths open as well
>am now part of a family of caveman eaters

Why does nobody understand how disgusting and rude that is, holy shit. Keeping your lips shut is not even that hard guys.

Every single time I point it out to someone (very politely I might add, not the way I did to my brother) they get pissed and defensive 100% of the time and tell me that I am being the rude one. I don't get it. I just can't eat in the same room with these people anymore, I don't know why, but those smacking sounds send me into a bloodboiling rage. Not mild irritation. Rage. Internet says it's "misophonia" but, I don't know, that sounds like bullshit.

>> No.6333051

>>6333040
I don't care much about hygienic people doing unhygienic things like double dipping. You immune system can handle it. But the smacking thing is just annoying. It's like the sound of metal on metal. If people are eating in front of each other a bit of consideration is expected.

You can't really choose what you're annoyed by.

>> No.6333055

>>6333048
I feel for you bro, it drives me up the wall but that story is fucking hilarious.

>> No.6333059

>>6333036
oh god, you sound so unpleasant. is this a true story?

>> No.6333060

>>6333048

people thinking that it makes food better is retarded

your parents are also retarded

but unless he's spitting food at you, what the fuck does it matter if he chews with his mouth open? It's rude, not unhygienic.

>> No.6333064

>>6332095
/thread

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6333070

just gonna grab a fry bro

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6333073

getting a quick fry mate no worries

>> No.6333076

>>6332100
nice dubs

>> No.6333079

>eating chips and guac
>bro, can I snag a chip?
>fucking hate sharing my food but whatever
>takes 1 chip puts 1/3 of my guac on it

fuck you, guy

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>>6332854
>Roommate chews with his mouth open all the time
>Snores like a 50 year old obese man
>Throws away bones in the trash can that is in our room
>mfw friends say none of that is really bad

>> No.6333107

>>6333059
Fucking hell

>> No.6333112

I don't really mind as long as people ask first, and aren't obviously trying to jew me by "sharing" instead of ordering their own shit.

What pisses me off is when I'm on a date or whatever and the girl just goes and steals shit off my plate, like it's supposed to be cute or something. I'm already paying, if she wanted something the bitch should've just ordered it.

>> No.6333125

>>6333036

you're passive aggressive, immature, and neurotic while she has bad manners and is clumsy

i wonder which set of personality flaws most people would consider to be worse

>> No.6333127

>>6333088

only the 3rd one is bad

there's not much you can do about snoring unless it's caused by a health issue, and chewing with your mouth open is mildly rude at worst

>> No.6333139

>>6333127
I know the snoring isn't his fault but I've literally never gotten a full nights sleep. It's so loud it will wake me up and I'm a pretty heavy sleeper.

And my whole family chews with their mouth open but his is the most obnoxious sound I've heard.

>> No.6333140

>>6333060
The sounds are just really disgusting to me, enough so that I have to leave the room while he's eating. It's not just smacking and slurping, he even moans sometimes while eating. He can eat a handful of almonds and make it sound like he's slurping hot soup. He's got a fucking superpower or something. I guess I just don't understand how a person can know that they're doing something that many people consider gross/rude, something that is laughably easy to correct, and then just not care enough to do it. Just a simple, "oh, I'm grossing people out, I'll just close my lips." Boom.

>> No.6333149

>>6333088
>Throws away bones in the trash can that is in our room

Fuck I hate people who do shit like that
>Live in shitty apartment building
>Shitbag neighbors (especially gooks) throw food trash away in mailroom/entryway wastebasket instead of walking out to dumpster
>mailroom constantly smells like shit

>> No.6333173 [DELETED] 

>>6333029
I said "I hate that, except if its my gf"

Maybe it wasn't clear, but what meant was I hate it friends or family eat off my plate, but I am okay if she does.

>> No.6333178

>>6332111
why the fuck is his arm so wet

>> No.6333180

>>6333139
Maybe don't sleep in the same bed as him, Charlie

>> No.6333193

>>6333180
It's a dorm friend ;)

>> No.6333194

>>6333029

I wrote "I hate that, except if its my gf"

What I meant was that that if anyone but her eats off my plate, it annoys me.

>> No.6333200

>>6333140
I understand, I can't eat in the same room with some people that make disgusting noises when they eat either and especially not if the room is so quiet that it's all I hear.

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>>6332995
Where are you from? I knew a girl from Thailand who seemed really disturbed when me and some people were sharing fries off a plate.

I also let her wear my coat because it was winter and cold as fuck in Canada, and when she gave it back she kept offering to wash it for some reason.

>> No.6333215

>>6332972
>implying we don't jerk each other off

>> No.6333219

>>6333194

yeah I missed the "if" and thought you meant that you just didn't care enough to complain about it because it was your gf, cheers

>> No.6333225

>>6333208

I'm guessing that she was ashamed about getting all that lessor azn stink on your coat and of course people in poverty stricken regions of the third world don't share food.

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>>6333225

>> No.6333452

>>6332961
Stop being so fucking passive, fuccboi

>> No.6333461

>>6333036
All these fucking normalfags from reddit thinking you're a jerk and not cool
>also thinking that story happened

I hate neo-4chan

>> No.6333478

>>6333461
what year are you from?
'06 here, honestly the only major change I've seen since then is "LOL UR EDGY HUR DUR"

>> No.6333505

>>6333208
I'm Indian. I've spoken to some recent Chinese expats too and they thought the no sharing thing was weird. Apparently they consider it rude to cook in front of someone and not offer the food.

Maybe the Thai girl was a just a germophobe. Sharing food doesn't necessarily mean eating off the same plate.

>> No.6333552

Is this an actual concern for some people? I've never even thought twice about it. All of my friends and I follow the philosophy of "what's mine is yours" and we're all happier for it.

>Friends come over to hang out
>they immediately go to fridge and grab a plate of whatever I made the previous night
>we all hang out and have a great time

>go to a friends' house
>they're eating pizza
>I grab a slice without even thinking
>we all hang out and have a great time

It's called being an average person with average friends and having some semblance of social intelligence.

>> No.6333593

>>6332095

Here's where the problem comes from.

Situation 1

Hey, I'm gonna get some fries, you want anything?

"Nah bro, I'm not really hungry"

"Hey man, can I get some of those fries?"

*eats 1/3*

Situation 2

Same thing except he doesn't ask, and acts like your the asshole for being mad he didnt buy any food and is just grabbing yours.

>> No.6333625

>>6332102

My girlfriend of seven years does this shit, and I still FUCKING hate it. It has nothing to do with germs or any shit like that, it's that I worked to buy this food and the person in question just fucking assumes they can have it. FUCK that shit.

>> No.6333630

I don't mind if my friends help themselves to food in my fridge, but don't be wasteful about it. None of this giant helping and only eating a few bites. Eating a slice of pizza but throwing away the crust. NO YOU EAT THAT CRUST. GET IT OUT OF THE GARBAGE AND EAT IT RIGHT NOW OR LEAVE MY HOUSE FOREVER

>> No.6333657

>>6333625
You've dated her for seven years and you still don't believe in sharing things with her? Maybe you'd be happier with a boyfriend, since you're such an anal person.

>> No.6333661

>>6333625

So you'd rather she ordered her own and ate a couple bites and wasted a bunch of food, or started eating a whole bunch of something she just wanted a couple of bites of and got fat?

Just share a little dude, who the fuck cares? She probably "assumes" because she's your girlfriend and that's how people often act if they feel really comfortable around someone else, especially in a relationship.

>> No.6333670

>>6333657

>buy something for myself after she says she's not hungry
>MAYBE I'LL HAVE A FEW BITS
>a third of my meal gone

>> No.6333671

>>6333630

seven years and you still expect her to ask if she can have some of your food?

holy shit how bad is your relationship, do you only see each other like once a year but have technically been "together" for 7 years or something?

>> No.6333698

>>6333670
You've been dating her for SEVEN YEARS and you still don't understand how females work? Surprise, they'll say they aren't hungry and then eat all your food! Welcome to the world of relationships. That's how women work. That's why I suggested you date a guy who holds your convictions. At this point I honestly think you're lying. It doesn't seem likely that you've ever even talked to a woman.

>> No.6333711

>>6333698

>You've been dating her for SEVEN YEARS and you still don't understand how females work? Surprise, they'll say they aren't hungry and then eat all your food!

I don't see how this follows logically. Why is this a woman thing? Besides my guy friends do it too and it still pisses me off.

>> No.6333716

>>6333698
Not him but

>Implying all women are like that

Seems like you haven't spoken to a woman yourself, bruh, or you generalize them based on things you read.

I can understand where he's coming from though, why not just order a small fry? Some people are greedy when it comes to sharing food, especially after they've worked all day. I get the same way.

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>>6332085

Eat your own fries you twat.

>> No.6333800

>>6332112

Social procedure can bob my fucking knob.

>> No.6333808

>>6333716

what if you want like 2 fries?

why buy your own?

I sometimes will ask for a little bit of something someone is eating but I always give them my food if they want some, I've just always thought that was a normal polite thing. I cook for them at my house without asking for anything whenever they come over; if I were to find out that they were annoyed that I asked for (for example) 2 french fries I'd think they were selfish cunts.

>> No.6333813

Sometimes I won't be hungry, but if I smell something delicious I just have to have a taste. That's whats happening with your gfs.

>> No.6333819

>>6333808

Who wants just two fries?

Are you one of those people who complain about being hungry since you only ate a handful of peanuts and a vitamin water for lunch?

>> No.6333822

>>6332085
you gonna get stabbed in the hand with a spork son

>> No.6333840

>>6333819

me I guess

and no that doesn't describe me, sometimes I just want a little taste of something but don't feel like eating a lot of it

>>6333813

this

>> No.6333859

>>6332967
>>6332961
Or maybe it shows that you live in different countries with different social norms

I think people tend to forget this on the internet

>> No.6333988

>>6333060
>eating with mouth open is rude
>politely asking someone why they do it is rude
>everything is rude

Kill yourself

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>>6332408
u sayin wat u son of basterd bitch

>> No.6334088

threads like this is why /ck/ is my favorite board.

>> No.6334109

>>6333552
Then the one friend who eats off all of you and never has anything at their place.

Guessing this is what this thread is about.

>> No.6334124

>>6333808
It's a matter of being hungry.

I've been on a diet and I count calories, I don't eat in between anymore and love pigging out at dinner if I can. If I had a g/f and she wanted some of my fries, that's fine, but if I order a medium fries and she's sure she doesn't want any, why take them?

I don't mind sharing food, but it's just asking without permission. I understand it'd be my g/f, but still, it's incredibly rude. If they wanted fries, I'd gladly pay for a small fries, it's just a matter of being a glutton I suppose.

I'm not afraid to admit that I'm greedy with food. If I order a steak and it's great, I'll let someone try some, but I'll ask them or they ask me. You just don't fucking go in there with your fork and knife, I don't care if you're married 20 years, it's a rude thing to do.

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>>6334124

>> No.6334135

>>6333988
Well that was rude.

:^)

>> No.6334137

>>6332714
just buy your fucking own why are we at a restaurant and I'm the only one who ordered food

>> No.6334146

>>6334134
Nice meme.

>> No.6334194

>>6334146
thanx m8

>> No.6334275

Solutions:

Lick your food
Manhandle the food with your grubby sausage fingers
If someone asks for a piece of your food instead of ripping or breaking it off bite it off and reach into your mouth and grab it, then offering it to them

>> No.6334314

>>6333698

I hear you. Mine will eat a good bunch of mine, and get offended when I dont want to eat her picked apart leftovers.

>> No.6334454

>>6332847
>riding the bus
>little fat kid walks on with a bag of chips
>hand covered in crumbs and saliva

>> No.6334514

>>6332852

Probably caused by some basic instinct rather than a disorder.
If you buy a meal, it's because you're hungry and want to eat it, and if some jizz-rag shimmies in from out of nowhere and tries to take your shit without asking, IMO you have every right to unleash the power of the primal warrior upon them.
I'll usually ask people if they want me to get them anything, to which they'll usually say that they're all good, only to inevitably set upon my food without second thought.
Literally punched a guy in the face over this once. Never really liked him anyway, and this was the last straw.

tl;dr get your own food, I'm hungry.

>> No.6334545

>>6334275
>Lick your food
>Manhandle the food with your grubby sausage fingers
It doesn't work with a significant other, why would it work with food?