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6328428 No.6328428 [Reply] [Original]

If you look at this picture and you're not hungry as fuck, just move to Canada you fucking faggot.

>> No.6328435

>>6328428
>being a carnist

>>>/out/

>> No.6328437

Too many veggies on the burger. Those are toppings. They should never exceed the physical presence of the patty.

Also, lettuce sucks. Just leave the tomatoes, pickles, and onions.

Also, fuck Five Guys because they are way too expensive.

>> No.6328440

I just ate

>> No.6328447

>>6328428
Five Guys is OK, but you've managed to find a picture that actually makes it look kinda gross. Everything looks cold and congealed. Like too much time was spent staging the pic, so the food got cold. Once it's cold it's fucking disgusting.

>> No.6328449

>>6328437
Yea if your burger isn't atleast half toppings its a boring sandwich. Less than half is only acceptable if its double patty, but if its double patty you should not be getting fries and a soda.

Lettuce is important for texture and pickles are always terrible, unless they are chopped up fine and put in potato salad.

Also 5 guys comes out about the same if you go with another person and share the fries, since the amount of fries they give you is way too much for one person

>> No.6328463

There's a five guys in Winnipeg, you fucking faggot.

I'm not paying out the ass for an underwhelming burger and buttload of fries.

>> No.6328469

>>6328428
We have Five Guys in Canada, moron

>> No.6328470

>>6328449
>Yea if your burger isn't atleast half toppings its a boring sandwich.

The meat is always the main event. It's the most important part of the sandwich. High-quality meat cooked perfectly.

>Lettuce is important for texture

It's just pure crunch and offers no flavor, fuck that. Pickles are good if sliced thin. Onions should always be finely chopped.

Best standard burger is a good beef patty with grilled tomato, finely chopped onion, and thin sliced pickles with mayo.

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6328474

>>6328428

>> No.6328479

Fries are burned with way too much salt. Unappetizing as fuck...

>> No.6328523

Five Guys is always disappointing and overrated. I have no idea why you fags rave about. Shit taste like a basic burger, nothing special about it.

>> No.6328797
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6328797

>tfw you work at a Five Guys
>tfw you get free meals
>tfw we get shakes soon
>tfw we get free shakes as part of our meals daily

As someone who did some training in other fast food joints recently, Five Guys is a rather clean place to work at.

>> No.6328853

>>6328470
>raw onions on a burger
>Texture is unimportant
>Mayo instead of steak sauce or bbq sauce

Everything you're describing is terrible

>> No.6328891

>>6328428
Five Guys was amazing the first time I went there, and then I kind of wised up to what it really is. Kind of like the Star Wars prequels. At first you're excited because fuck yeah more Star Wars movies, and then it starts to sink in something is terribly wrong. You're not sure what a first, but then it becomes crystal clear: practically anybody could do better with less.

I've read fan fiction that put the prequels to shame. Some of the theories that were surrounding those movies turned out to be better than the actual plots.

Same goes for burgers. Best burgers I've ever had were in people's back yards. Not even being elitist. The ingredients are often mediocre, but it's how it's all put together that matters. Not a fucking disgusting mess of a burger that you get at Five Guys.

>> No.6328918

>>6328428
>Soggy raw potato sticks
>Burnt grease patty on a bun
>13 dollars and change for a 4 dollar meal

But at least there's free peanuts, r-right guys?

>> No.6328940

Not even gonna lie, their burgers are good as fuck, the texture is just like a homemade one...but for the price/size, nah shit's overpriced, but definitely good.

If you have $15 to drop on an in n out size burger, should get five guys.

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6328979

>>6328437

This McD's abortion cost me almost $13.00. I'll take Five Guys over this garbage any day.

>> No.6328992

>>6328428
>five guys

Fucking dropped

>> No.6328996

>>6328979
Where do you live? Big Mac combo and 10 piece is no more than $9 after tax.

>> No.6329007

>>6328428
We have these in Canada. It's pretty good but expensive. There are better, cheaper burgers where I live.

>> No.6329049
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6329049

>>6328940
FALSE

>> No.6329059

>>6329049
Which part was false exactly?

>> No.6329068

Put a bean patty on it and daiya on gluten free bun and we're talking.

>> No.6329073

>>6329068
well memed friend

>> No.6329081
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6329081

>>6329059
'should get five guys.'

Try the truffle burger from umami burger. It'll make you question five guys existance.

>> No.6329091

>>6329081
>lets add truffles to everything, it will make everything so much better

>> No.6329094

>>6328428
Five guys is a lot of shit quality food for a lot of money. I'd rather go to some hipster gastro pub and get some weird burger and much microbrew than waste money on this tripe.

>> No.6329097
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6329097

>>6329091
>Lets have free peanuts everywhere, for our burgers aren't good enough.

>> No.6329098

The cheese looks like someone blew their nose all over the sandwich.

>> No.6329106

>>6329097
I mentioned peanuts? I forgot, that I did that.

Now I wasn't saying that five guys is better than umami at all, in fact I was referring to five guys itself. I rather go to my local burger stop than five guys anyday.

>> No.6329341

>>6328523
I don't get it either man. Shit tastes like a frozen patty off a Forman grill.

>> No.6329347

If you don't make your own cheeseburgers over a wood fire then why the hell are you even cooking?

>> No.6329362

>>6328474
I would eat that, shamelessly, sober.

>> No.6329370

>>6328449
who are you the fries police

also pickles are good

>> No.6329386

>>6328996
>Needed a big mac, medium fries, soda, and a 10 piece with dip

No idea how much all that would cost but the big mac combo in Tokyo is about 7 bucks, but the medium is smaller and you get much less soda. They don't sell a 10 piece but a 6 piece is about 2 bucks

>> No.6329574

Am I the only one who hates five guys fries? I don't want to taste peanuts when I bite into a potato.

>> No.6329601

>hating on Canada

Burger's Priest when I visited Toronto was one of the best fast food style burgers I've ever had. Obviously Shake Shack inspired but with better prep and variety.

>> No.6329633

>>6328474
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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6329658

>>6329574

>> No.6329679

>>6329574
They're the weakest part of the 5 guys experience, but cajun style with ketchup is perfectly fine.

>> No.6329687

>>6329679

The one time I had the cajun style they were just way too salty, like they had been drowned in that seasoning. The normal ones are just bland with no crunch.

Which is good overall, because it gets almost reasonable to eat there if you skip the fries and drink.

>> No.6329706
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6329706

>>6328428
why would i eat VIOLENCE when i can have a delicious ETHICAL meal like pic related?

>> No.6329721
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6329721

>>6329706
The only kind of vegans I'll take seriously are the ones who eat falafel and tofu.

>> No.6329746

>>6328428
We have Five Guys in Canada

>> No.6329769

>>6328891
>I've read fan fiction

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6329783

>>6329769
>how dare someone read anything other than the classics. Especially anything fun

>> No.6330657

>paying $13 for a shitty little burger and way too many fries and no drink.

Yeah, if I'm going to spend that much on a burger, I'll go to an actual restaurant or bar and get a burger with a patty three times the size and taste, while watching the game and having a beer.

>> No.6330888

>>6328428
Only problem with 5 guys is that they cook their patties well done
So if you don't eat it the second it comes off the grill, it's gonna be dry and shit

>> No.6330908
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6330908

>>6328474
>someone posting my OC

>> No.6330914

>>6329769
Babby's first copy paste

>> No.6330924

>>6328979

Well, there's your problem. Never order a Big Mac. You're not buying a sandwich, you're buying a brand.

I mean, let's compare the Big Mac to your standard McDouble.

>McDouble is $1.29
>Big Mac is $3.179

>Both have two junior patties
>Both have onions
>Both have pickles

You are paying an extra $2.50 for mac sauce, a bunch of shredded lettuce, and an extra bun. You could get three McDoubles for very little over the price of a single Big Mac, AND you can request mac sauce on the McDoubles.

Learn to the hack the menu, man.

>> No.6330934
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6330934

Never had 5 guys, but every picture of it I've seen looks like shit. It might taste good but DAT presentation. It looks like the nigger who wrapped it punched it as if it were his whore wife then punted it over the serving counter like he's trying to kick a 45 yard field goal.

>> No.6330982

>>6330924
>>6330924
learn from this. it is the truth. you can actually request mac sauce on anything.

>> No.6330994

>>6328523
It became meme status because of /v/, and those autistic fucktards can never stay in their containment board.

>> No.6331102
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6331102

>>6328428
Canada here. We have Five Guys and that photo makes me hungry. Stop trying to deport your shit to us. That's what Mexico is for, asshole.

>> No.6331264

>>6328428
>Not eating AppleBee's and supporting conservatives

http://mediamatters.org/research/2008/06/03/brooks-thinks-obama-wouldnt-seem-to-fit-in-natu/143633

alluha snackbar!

>> No.6331301

>>6328428
If you're gonna eat a meme burger, at least have In & Out.

>> No.6332511

>>6329091

fuckin truffles taste like dick.

>> No.6332546

>>6328797
Enjoy your obesity ;^)

>> No.6332555

>>6328428
>vegetables on a burger
>not just meat with cheese and maybe bacon and grilled onions inside bread
absolutely fucking degenerate, go back to california or wherever you people crawled out of

>> No.6332559

>>6328979
#1. You should have ordered the combo.
#2 On Monday here it's B1G1 Big Macs, Wednesday Quarter pounders, Friday Filet o Fish

>> No.6332566

>>6328435
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=168_1387018741

>> No.6332573

>>6328428
>going to five shits instead of in-n-out

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6332600

>>6328428

had that same thing about 2 weeks ago (downtown Detroit across the river from Windsor, ON)

$12.50!!!

Better to get a 1/2 pound bar burger in my neighborhood and I can get it cooked medium rare for 1 third the price

>> No.6332625

>>6328428
Honestly? looks kinda blah. Overcooked patties, hunks of iceberg one small slice tomato one slice cheese (half on the wrapper) very dry looking, a cup of over done friesI can do better at BK for half the price.Doubble whopper, ltm, cheese, small fries, diet coke, and still have money left over for dessert (seldomn, usually get whopper jr, for next day Five guys is just..and I wish no one ill, fast food or any restaurant is tough... but way over rated and over priced. Like Fuddrucker's If you haven't been you ain't missed much.