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Anonymous Mon Mar 16 15:38:39 2015 No.6327527 [Reply] [Original]

What are the objectively best vegetables, /ck/?

>Asparagus
>Corn
>Spinach
>Potatoes
>Bread
>Tomatoes
>Garlic
>Onions

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 15:39:28 2015 No.6327531 >>6327527 corn and broccoli

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 15:42:27 2015 No.6327542

>>6327527
>Asparagus
makes your piss stink
>Corn
with "hole" is slang for anal sex
>Spinach
does NOT in fact give you sudden superhuman strength
>Potatoes
are incomplete without meat
>Bread
slang for money, the root of all evil in the world
>Tomatoes
slang for women, the root of all evil in the world
>Garlic
makes your breath stink
>Onions
see garlic

All terrible choices

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 15:45:15 2015 No.6327556 It's obviously broccoli. Nothing like a good broccoli fart after a large plate of those mini-trees.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 15:49:40 2015 No.6327565 >>6327527 inb4 tomatoes are a fruit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 15:53:44 2015 No.6327580 Tomatoes are a fruit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:23:40 2015 No.6328531 >>6327542 >>Asparagus >makes your piss stink Maybe you shouldn't put it in your piss. Are you sure it's not your piss is too old? And what did you expect? Your piss having the smell of summer breeze in a flowery field? Fuck off autismus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 00:58:04 2015 No.6328937 >>6327527 Brussels sprouts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:01:06 2015 No.6328942 >>6328937 this

Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:19:50 2015 No.6328993

>>6327527
>Asparagus
Yep it's the best
>Corn
Naa, I could live without it
>Spinach
Good
>Potatoes
Outstanding
>Bread
Good
>Tomatoes
Excellent
>Garlic
Very good. Too bad that people hate it when you smell
>Onions
Yes please. Again intolerant asshole people hate the smell

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:45:49 2015 No.6329044 green beans, zucchini, mushrooms, and eggplant

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:50:46 2015 No.6329060 >Kale >Carrot >Celery >Onion >Corn >Arugula >Cucumber >Yellow Squash

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:51:49 2015 No.6329063 >>6329044 >mushrooms

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:53:34 2015 No.6329066 File: 983 KB, 2500x2184, patrish2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] higher = better

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:56:48 2015 No.6329071 >>6327542 >Tomatoes >slang for women what.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:58:44 2015 No.6329075 >>6327527 >aspargus yuck >corn meh >bread nice meme! >>6328937 please die >>6329060 >celery really nigga, this tasteless crap >kale kek >arugula hipster >cucumber wow its literally nothing but water

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:59:29 2015 No.6329077 >>6327527 >Artichoke, the king of the veggies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:00:12 2015 No.6329079 File: 26 KB, 480x357, 1234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6327527 Corn isn't a fucking vegetable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:05:41 2015 No.6329092 File: 89 KB, 500x375, carrot stirfry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the best has to be the carrot. it's delicious flavor clashes with nothing. NOTHING. it works in literally any kind of dish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:10:02 2015 No.6329099 >>6329077 check 'em artichokes mmm mmm artichokes mmm mmm mmm mmm artichokes mmm mmm artichokes mmm mmm mmm mmm >that's a song the elementary music teacher wrote about artichokes for us as children no joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:10:16 2015 No.6329102 >>6329079 is it a fruit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:12:10 2015 No.6329108 >>6329099 that cunt must love artichokes

Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:13:02 2015 No.6329109

>>6329075
celery thrown into a soup and simmered for a long time adds a lot of flavor to the soup.

high opinions of selves having high opinions of selves having lowing opinions of shit they don't understand.

how you gonna mire poix genius? you don't because you don't know what it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:14:02 2015 No.6329112 >>6329102 It's a grain I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:15:44 2015 No.6329113 File: 115 KB, 612x612, 1418911096845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6329112 i did not know that

Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:17:02 2015 No.6329115

>>6329113
"Corn, Zea mays, belongs to the Poaceae family, and while eaten sometimes as a
vegetable and sometimes as a grain, it is actually classified by botanists as a
fruit, as are tomatoes, green peppers, cucumbers, zucchini and other squashes"

http://ucanr.edu/sites/MarinMG/files/141899.pdf

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:20:05 2015 No.6329121 >>6329099 check 'em dubs confirm again artichokes king of veggies

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:22:33 2015 No.6329129 >>6329115 This is fucking stupid. "Fruit" as a culinary term and "fruit" as a botanical term are two different words. A tomato is both a fruit in the botanical sense, and a vegetable in the culinary sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 02:25:09 2015 No.6329134 >>6329129 It's a fruit grain vegetable, remember that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 07:04:26 2015 No.6329486 >>6328993 nigga corn is in like everything. no way in hell youd live without it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 07:05:31 2015 No.6329487 >>6327527 I like swiss chard, garlic, and kale.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 07:11:55 2015 No.6329497 asparagus is probably the best with spinach coming close second.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 09:43:22 2015 No.6329644 >>6328531 Have you ever actually eaten it? Asparagus flat out makes your piss smell weird. It's known for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REXSCUjZDwk

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 10:46:41 2015 No.6329737 Swiss chard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 10:49:17 2015 No.6329739 >>6327527 Replace corn with Brussel sprouts and I'd agree with you. Also damn near all root vegetables are delicious. And squash. You know what, all vegetables are great. Except corn.

Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:05:36 2015 No.6329940

>>6327527

>Asparagus
Pretty good
>Corn
Comes out in your poo, why bother?
>Spinach
Good
>Potatoes
Blocks my shit up
>Bread
No
>Tomatoes
Yes
>Garlic
Muh Nigga
>Onions
YES

Also would add sweet potato, yams

brussel sprouts

snow peas

raw green beans

actually i like them all really, not sure why i eat so much meat

>>	Joey Tue Mar 17 12:18:00 2015 No.6329974 >>6327527 you forgot based cilantro

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:52:54 2015 No.6330083 >>6329071 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:01:10 2015 No.6330096 green peas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 08:09:19 2015 No.6332608 >>6327527 Chinese vegetables Bok Choy, Kai Lan, Kangkung

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 22:20:58 2015 No.6334899

>Vegetables that are good alone
Brussel Sprouts
Asparagus
Kale (I know it's a meme but it's good.)
Corn
Carrots
Parsnip
Cabbage
Bok Choy
Sweet Potatoes
Artichoke
Broccoli
Cauliflower
Peas

>Vegetables that are good with other foods
Lettuce
Garlic
Onions/Shallot
Potatoes
Spinach
Taro
Cassava (I hate it when people call it Yucca)

>"Fruits"
Tomatoes
Avocados
Hot Peppers
Olives
Plantain
Pumpkin
Spaghetti Squash
Acorn Squash
Delicata Squash
Butternut Squash
Cucumber

>Absolute Shit
Celery
Bell Peppers
Rapini
Mustard Greens
Turnip
Turnip Greens
Jicama
Rutabaga
Radicchio

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 22:24:29 2015 No.6334918 >>6327527 ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 01:24:42 2015 No.6335406 >saying onions, carrots, celery, peppers, or garlic suck >how the fuck do you people ever cook anything more complicated than oatmeal or hot pockets

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 12:47:46 2015 No.6336486 >>6335406 I don't get these guys. I consider onion and garlic more as spices rather than vegetables alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 12:56:56 2015 No.6336501 >>6327527 bread is a veggie now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 12:58:29 2015 No.6336503 >>6336501 >vegetable powder and water

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 22:30:50 2015 No.6338083

>>6336503
>bread is a vegetable
>tomato is a vegetable

Pizza is a vegetable.
You are such a goddamn fucking hipster ass faggot. You probably wear scarves in the summer and carry a mac around. Die.

You know what? Crackers are vegetables too. So are french fries. YOU SORRY DUMB FUCK.

You are proof that if a god exists, he isn't a nice one.

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 23:51:59 2015 No.6338311
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>>6327531
This. Although I don't really consider corn a vegetable in the sense that it's good for u. Other than broccoli the only green veg I can stand is green beans and only if it's cooked properly with a ham bone or a hunk of bacon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 00:38:05 2015 No.6338435 >>6338311 >a vegetable in the sense that it's good for u Are you six?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 02:58:49 2015 No.6338666 I like brussel sprouts. They taste amazing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 03:00:19 2015 No.6338673 >>6329129 >vegetable in the culinary sense What does that mean exactly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 03:02:41 2015 No.6338677 >>6327527 Carrots Onions Cucumbers Peppers Apples Potatoes Squash

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 03:23:48 2015 No.6338689 Tomatoes, avocados, zucchinis, cucumbers, squash, pumpkin, olives, peppers: all fruits. Corn is a grain. that being said: onion garlic potatoes carrots and pig assholes

Anonymous Fri Mar 20 04:09:35 2015 No.6338730

potatoes and other root veggies are GOAT
cucumbers
carrots
cabbage, including Chinese ones such as napa
water chestnuts
peppers, especially red sweet and jalapeno
sweet peas
mushrooms
broccoli
tiny orange sunburst tomatoes/uglyripes
aromatics (celery,onion, garlic, etc.) are essential
yams/sweet potatoes/cassava
most squashes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 11:52:49 2015 No.6339320 Broccoli. When well-seasoned, broccoli is as delicious and satisfying as a meat dish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 12:45:38 2015 No.6339435 >>6339320 Have you tried Gordon Ramsay's broccoli soup? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KR44a_5v_A

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 22:41:43 2015 No.6341401 >>6338435 no

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 23:01:19 2015 No.6341454 Top 5: -Asparagus -Hot Peppers -Brussels Sprouts -Potato -Kale

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 23:02:26 2015 No.6341458 >>6338730 Mushrooms are not vegetables, they are fungi.

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