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6315310 No.6315310 [Reply] [Original]

>bite into cheese filled hotdog
>the hot cheese sprays into mouth

>> No.6315314

>the hot cheese sprays into mouth

Ohh baby, tell me more!

>> No.6315348 [DELETED] 
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6315348

>>6315310
Call the whaaaaambluance!

>> No.6315350

>>6315310
>eating a cheese filled hot dog in the first place.

>> No.6315359

>>6315350
>not knowing what living really means

>> No.6315373

>>6315310
>cheese filled hotdog

I feel sad that this is a thing
>tfw

>> No.6315479

they don't call them hotdogs because they're cold

>> No.6315830

what op is reffering to is a weiner not a hotdog

>> No.6315835
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6315835

>bite into onion ring
>hot onion slips out and slaps you on the chin

>> No.6315894
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>get pack of slim jims
>notice one that is unusually fat on one end, like twice the normal thickness
>"Oh boy what luck!"
>bit into it
>pure off-white grease/fat squirts into my mouth
>gag
>throw up
>never eat a slim jim again

>> No.6315934

>>6315359
I guess some we all have to make the most of what's available to us. Sorry to hear about your situation.

>> No.6315957

>>6315835

That is the BANE of my existence when eating spaghetti.

>> No.6316022
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>trying to tacos without making a mess
>just give up and let the mess happen

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6316046

> Try to drink shitty icecoffee from a cup.
> Force myself not to spill it.
> retard spill all over my mouth anyway.

>> No.6316216

>>6315310
Norwegian Statoil polse?

>> No.6316234
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>>6315957
Spaghetti?

>> No.6316262

>eating my gfs vagina
>hot cheese sprays into my mouth

>> No.6316293

>>6316262
>eating hotpockets
>seriously burn mouth and face
>imagine lukewarm pussysquirt

>> No.6316599

>>6316293
YES fuck hotpocket explosions

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>>6316216
Min neger

>> No.6316736

I'm fucking hard