Cringe Thread

[Anonymous No.6309790]

Bonus points for wifey material

[Anonymous No.6309800]

is this some kind of meme?
>presentation
>plastic plate
>?

[Anonymous No.6309802]

>>6309790
the only thing sorta cringish is the plastic plate for something you gotta cut, but other than that would eat/10

[Anonymous No.6309805]

>placing steaks over salad
I mean, you might as well just pour ranch on top

[Anonymous No.6309808]

>>6309805
>calling a bed of lettuce a salad

[Anonymous No.6309813]

>>6309802
>the only thing sorta cringish is the plastic plate
The look of the meat and tomatoes isn't particularly confidence inspiring. Looks like cheap supermarket shit.

[Anonymous No.6309825]

>>6309813
you mean like the sort of fare the lower income working class might be expected to eat on a regular basis?

[Anonymous No.6309830]

[Anonymous No.6309831]

>presentation is everything
>putting meat on a few salad leaves and tomatoes
>plastic plate

it's not that difficult.

[Anonymous No.6309834]

>>6309825
lower income working class doesn't try to be pretentious about 'presentation' though. only people who think they're hotter shit than they are try to polish shit.

[Anonymous No.6309835]

[Anonymous No.6309837]

>>6309808
That's some neat red lettuce rings in there right?

[Anonymous No.6309838]

A set of IKEA crockery costs fucking nothing. Anyone who eats in their home with paper plates is fucking trash.

[Anonymous No.6309843]

>>6309834
It was a joke, anon. She knows she's white trash scum and will never be worthy of any praise so she makes little jokes to handle her life and how wrong it went.
Taking a second out to pretend you're pretentious and that placement of food matters on a plate for a joke is funny.

[Anonymous No.6309845]

>>6309825
There'd gave to be potatoes. But steak and fresh tomatoes are both luxury items. Good examples are amazing, and poor examples really aren't worth bothering with. These steaks and tomatoes look like poor examples. If that's what was available in my supermarket I'd choose to make something else.

[Anonymous No.6309846]

>>6309835
Can I get a link to that? I want to see why she decided it was a good idea to make vagina cookies.

[Anonymous No.6309848]

>>6309831

[Anonymous No.6309850]

>>6309837
>implying sliced tomatoes can't be served as a side and must always be part of a salad

[Anonymous No.6309853]

>>6309846
Never actually read it now that I think about it.


http://www.mommyish.com/2014/09/23/mom-bakes-vagina-cookies-for-second-graders/


>first line is 'everything is phallic, including many, many foods we feed our kids'
i wonder how this is going to go

[Anonymous No.6309854]

>>6309850
When it's literally in the salad it's considered part of the salad.

[Anonymous No.6309855]

[Anonymous No.6309857]

>>6309854
You sound like my autistic younger brother. Every time we would get hamburgers from some place, he had to insist to us "no salad, no salad". To him, salad was lettuce. He liked the pickles and tomato and onion surprisingly.

[Anonymous No.6309858]

>>6309855
child solder?

[Anonymous No.6309863]

>>6309855
Here we go
Good to go

[Anonymous No.6309865]

[Anonymous No.6309867]

I'm almost done. Explain to me why some fruits have higher density than vegetables.

[Anonymous No.6309868]

>>6309857
You sound like an autistic older brother who mocks your own sibling for using words differently.

[Anonymous No.6309870]

[Anonymous No.6309874]

>>6309868

I think you mean "incorrectly".

[Anonymous No.6309875]

>>6309868
>i'm just using words differently, he says, as he's sucking a dude off, calling it "fucking a woman"

[Anonymous No.6309876]

>>6309870
>>6309865
its like that newspaper made a restaurant. I want to try dirt rockets and chicken whispers.

[Anonymous No.6309882]

[Anonymous No.6309886]

>>6309875
So you're saying that tomato in salad is just a salad side and not actually a part of a salad?

[Anonymous No.6309887]

[Anonymous No.6309889]

>>6309848
So fake it hurts.

Notice the extreme discoloration of the skin that looks like rubber cement. Also notice how the blood isn't dark at all and looks sort of like ketchup mixed with water.

[Anonymous No.6309894]

[Anonymous No.6309897]

[Anonymous No.6309898]

>>6309894
$10 says 90% of those are not heart shaped. but blobs like normal nuggets

[Anonymous No.6309899]

>>6309894
>heart shaped nuggers
Why not just heart nugger?

[Anonymous No.6309900]

[Anonymous No.6309901]

>>6309897
Now, we know you just shot this anon.

this is your typical /ck/ kitchen.

[Anonymous No.6309903]

>>6309900
that looks.....tasty.....i guess?

[Anonymous No.6309904]

[Anonymous No.6309905]

>>6309853
Oh god second line "as much as the next feminist" judging by how retarded they are I can probably already guess what it is going to be about

"Food is phallic so I want equal rights blah blah blah why cant I make vagina cookies for a 2nd grader when they eat phallic food?!? blah blah blah hotdogs are phallic and *blank* is phallic and blah blah blah FEMINISM! THAT TEACHER IS A WHITE CISGENDERED SCUM"

Time to read more to see if I hit the nail on the head.

[Anonymous No.6309906]

>>6309900
That's not cringe, just bait

[Anonymous No.6309918]

>>6309887
I feel bad for the skinny one in the back. Having to deal with those two hamplanets would make me want to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.6309922]

Somebody have the one accompanying this? It ends with "i eat mostly vegetables and fruits anyway. i'm primarily a vegetarian"

[Anonymous No.6309925]

>>6309848
this is my worst nightmare next to stubbing my toe and stepping on a lego

[Anonymous No.6309926]

>>6309918
Imagine the everyday struggle of keeping out of their orbit

[Anonymous No.6309928]

>>6309904
How anyone can be so retarded to define a palette as "sophisticated" is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.6309931]

[Anonymous No.6309934]

[Anonymous No.6309938]

>>6309922
tfw cuckchan still has 3-4mb file size limit and still only sound webms on two boards. http://a.pomf.se/ovghhh.webm

[Anonymous No.6309940]

>>6309938
I am so glad there isn't sound on boards. I would mouse over too many screaming things or listen to ugly fat girls on accident and it would interrupt my music.

[Anonymous No.6309941]

>>6309938

[Anonymous No.6309944]

>>6309918
He's their feeder probably, loving every second of it.

[Anonymous No.6309947]

[Anonymous No.6309949]

[Anonymous No.6309950]

>>6309940
On h8 there has only been one screamer so far and it only lasted half a week before the spammer got tired of it. Also on /gif/ and /wsg/ the webms always start muted so you can turn them up later if you decide to watch them.

http://a.pomf.se/iqemay.webm

>>6309931
>Just your average queer, fat, vegan, tortoise trying to discover herself

This has to be a joke right?

[Anonymous No.6309952]

[Anonymous No.6309953]

>>6309830
lel'd. moar

[Anonymous No.6309954]

>>6309882

That's pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.6309956]

[Anonymous No.6309958]

[Anonymous No.6309959]

[Anonymous No.6309960]

>>6309835
Someone should send her a plate of neon penis cookies

[Anonymous No.6309963]

[Anonymous No.6309965]

>>6309938
did she really ask that? "It's really hard to exercise"?

[Anonymous No.6309967]

[Anonymous No.6309969]

>>6309956
Obviously fake but damn it's funny to imagine that.

[Anonymous No.6309970]

>>6309952

[Anonymous No.6309972]

>>6309967
>Find someone else

Good luck

[Anonymous No.6309973]

>>6309949
>fat doesn't equal unhealthy

Man I'm just so glad that feminists, fat acceptance, retarded liberals (not all liberals), bronies, etc etc etc (basically all the bad things in the world/internet) are all basically the same people so I don't need to work so hard hating all of them.

Pic Related is a non retarded tranny.

>>6309965
Yes I watched basically 10 minutes of it on youtube before I had to close it down out of sheer anger.

[Anonymous No.6309975]

>>6309969
I don't think it's fake. It's cropped right from the fat shaming tumblr page.

[Anonymous No.6309978]

>>6309963
That's fucking great. Fat stripper angry because people laugh at her, and not understanding why she doesn't make as much money as the other girls.

It's funny because these people actually exist.

[Anonymous No.6309980]

>>6309857

in most countries, that's what lettuce is called - SALAD.

i know it is in my country.

[Anonymous No.6309985]

>>6309802
>>6309813

> looks like cheap supermarket shit

You don't know shit. Those look like chuck eye steaks, literally the best cut of meat. Just as tender as a ribeye with more chuck flavor.

Tomatoes look like fucking tomatoes. Do you grow your own or something? Cause i get mine at a supermarket, hopefully for cheap.

That meal looks good. All you autists in here are retarded.

[Anonymous No.6309986]

>>6309973

[Anonymous No.6309987]

>>6309925
>stubbing my toe
Dude I stubbed my toe once when I was 7
I think I pressed the bone through the cartilidge or something, I've had a rock hard painful lump there since I got it. Nearly impossible to cut the nail for the first 10 or so years

21 btw

[Anonymous No.6309992]

>>6309830

this can't be fucking real....

[Anonymous No.6309993]

[Anonymous No.6309995]

>>6309987
thats so relevant

[Anonymous No.6309998]

>>6309944

He probably wipes their asses too.

[Anonymous No.6310000]

>>6309855
He won't have any trouble eating his MREs

[Anonymous No.6310001]

>>6309987
shit man sorry to hear that
how's it now?

[Anonymous No.6310007]

>>6309865
>Raspberry quintet
>with gay sauce

[Anonymous No.6310011]

>>6309958
I'll take 'Things That Have Never Fucking Happened, Ever' for $1000 please, Alex.

[Anonymous No.6310012]

>>6309855
that's a damn good dinner
i want some cosmic brownies now

[Anonymous No.6310021]

>>6309993
But everyone knows that 'no' means 'yes' and 'yes' means anal. The add is merely inviting you to buttsex Domino's workers.

[Anonymous No.6310023]

>>6309952
alpha as fuck

[Anonymous No.6310027]

>>6310021

[Anonymous No.6310029]

>>6310027

[Anonymous No.6310030]

>>6309855
Is this some kind of meme? What grown man still eats like this?

[Anonymous No.6310032]

>>6310030
The ones stupid enough to sign up to die. They obviously do not have the brains to continue their education.

[Anonymous No.6310044]

>>6310029
>>6310027
I need feminism because it's no fun if she doesn't resist.

[Anonymous No.6310057]

>>6310030
If I'm truly strapped for cash I'll eat kraft dinner, but the other stuff is over the top. Especially the brownies and chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.6310068]

>>6310057
>he doesn't Ovaltine

[Anonymous No.6310078]

>>6310044
Teehee

[Anonymous No.6310088]

[Anonymous No.6310091]

>>6310068
chocolate milk is chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.6310093]

>>6309790
That doesn't look too inedible.

[Anonymous No.6310096]

>>6310091
And Ovaltine is the powder that turns milk into chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.6310105]

[Anonymous No.6310108]

>>6310088
>eating steak with your ketchup

full pleb

[Anonymous No.6310121]

>>6310088
>cutting your fork with a knife

full pleb

[Anonymous No.6310125]

>>6310105
What the fuck is this? Is that steak grilled with Jelly beans? /ck/ why?

[Anonymous No.6310126]

>>6309843
what the FUCK is that?
it looks like someone let two pizzas get covered in mold
please tell me it isn't that

[Anonymous No.6310134]

>>6309900
That burgers been sitting out for 45 minutes.

[Anonymous No.6310136]

>>6310125

[Anonymous No.6310139]

>>6310125

[Anonymous No.6310140]

>>6310126
It was from a /ck/ thread if I remember correctly. He had put some pizzas in the oven, forgot about them, and went on vacation.

[Anonymous No.6310145]

Anyone still have pics or archive threadof anon who scanned that horrible cookbook? Like mock lobster and bakes and taco dogs n shit

[Anonymous No.6310149]

>>6310105
>>6310136
>>6310139
Always sunny da best.

[Anonymous No.6310151]

>>6310126

that's exactly what it is

[Anonymous No.6310152]

>>6309934
Lol fucking merca. Where's you're freedom now?

[Anonymous No.6310157]

>>6309941
>Left is literally my life. I have a bangin gf though

[Anonymous No.6310162]

>>6310152
because lancashire is in US, you fucking dipshit.

only britcucks are so stupid that they won't even sell silverware to anyone below 18.

[Anonymous No.6310164]

>>6310152
>lancashire
>merica

Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.6310165]

>>6309850
>it's not a salad, it's a bed of lettuce with tomatoes on it

[Anonymous No.6310168]

>>6309904

oh god that is so spot on. there are posts like that in every fucking thread.

>>6309928

'sophisticated palate' is a pretty common term dude.

[Anonymous No.6310169]

[Anonymous No.6310171]

>>6310165

Salad (n.) : A combination of TWO or more ingredients.

Thass it.

To me - to me, potato salad, tuna salad, all that shit - that's not salad because it doesn't have leafy greens in it.

But seriously, salad means "mix". That's all it means. Tomatoes + Lettuce = A TOMATO AND LETTUCE SALAD you dipshits.

[Anonymous No.6310172]

>>6310105
Milk steak boiled over hard with. Side of raw jelly beans. What so cringe about this?

[Anonymous No.6310179]

>>6309905
nope.

[Anonymous No.6310185]

>>6310021
>>6310044
this is rape culture

reported

[Anonymous No.6310188]

>>6310185
report this

*unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.6310189]

>>6310168
But that's retarded. That's literally neckbeard tier fedora tipping.

[Anonymous No.6310191]

>>6310185

[Anonymous No.6310197]

>>6310030

a grown man indulging in a nostalgic recreation of early mother-child interaction before he leaves his family for an indefinite period of time.

[Anonymous No.6310200]

>>6310197
>a grown man

[Anonymous No.6310204]

>>6309830
Her man must be called Jamal...

[Anonymous No.6310206]

>>6310189

nah it's not it's old school unenlightened snobbery that's all.

[Anonymous No.6310217]

>>6310188
Your... penis... has a zipper?!

[Anonymous No.6310226]

>>6309922
>>6309938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0

The whole show.

[Anonymous No.6310247]

>>6309950
>they always start muted
You can turn it off in settings though.

[Anonymous No.6310251]

>>6309934
>"losing" spoons
They're using either heroin or meth.

[Anonymous No.6310252]

>>6310247
Well if you are afraid of screamers why not just, you know, leave it on?

[Anonymous No.6310268]

>>6309959
lulz

[Anonymous No.6310276]

>>6309975
People send in fakes all the time.
http://reallytitp.tumblr.com/
http://4chandata.org/fit/ITT-We-post-fake-thin-privilege-stories-for-posting-on-thin-privilege-landwhale-blogsMy-gem-thin-privilege-is-not-being-judged-on--a265926
http://thisisthinprivilege.org/post/74033267557/fictional-fat-people-submissions-by-trolls

[Anonymous No.6310284]

>>6309931
so fake

[Anonymous No.6310291]

>>6309993
Don't ruin something perfect.

[Anonymous No.6310292]

>>6310121
wtf are you talking about

[Anonymous No.6310297]

>>6310169
The lemon brings the whole dish together.

[Anonymous No.6310302]

>>6309855
>these are the braindead retards fighting our wars

sad really

[Anonymous No.6310305]

>>6309853
I don't understand your picture. Why does she hate vanilla cupcakes with lucky charms marshmallows baked inside?

[Anonymous No.6310322]

>>6309882
>Cutting spaghetti

what is she, four?

[Anonymous No.6310326]

>>6310322
Probably. Just look at the book she's got.
and the chocolate pudding.

[Anonymous No.6310334]

>>6310305
because they look like absolute shit

lucky charms "marshmallows" probably just made a tough, gooey coagulate of sugary shit in there

[Anonymous No.6310335]

>cringe thread about food turns into a bawwwwfest about tumblr feminism and fat women
Fuck off. We have r9k for this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.6310337]

>>6310169
>that lemon

[Anonymous No.6310340]

>>6310171
>two or more ingredients
>lettuce and tomato
Let me guess you're only pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.6310343]

>>6310217
yeah there's a hidden penis inside

[Anonymous No.6310345]

>>6310171
>>6310340
lel nevermind reading is hard

[Anonymous No.6310372]

I'm about 28 stone, and just under 6ft in height. I'm fat, but I would rather kill myself than use a motorised scooter. Anyway, I find it hilarious when other fatties claim it's genetics or thyroid problems. It's like they're too ashamed to admit they're lazy and greedy as fuck like me, but not too ashamed to be fat. Hue.

[Anonymous No.6310379]

>>6310334
Yeah but just tell the other guests "oh my friend made those" who cares if they look like shit. Don't threaten your friend with physical violence over it.

[Anonymous No.6310388]

>>6309830
Stop

[Anonymous No.6310391]

>>6310379
>Physical violence
she was clearly joking you autist

[Anonymous No.6310415]

>>6309952
>I said yes :D
As would I. That is genuine faux diamond.

[Anonymous No.6310418]

>>6309904
I'm from PA, so this kind of chicken and waffles is weird to me. I've always had this kind, which is just shredded chicken with gravy on top of a waffle.

[Anonymous No.6310431]

>>6309986
Is there a name for body dysmorphia in which you see yourself as thinner than you actually are? Anyone know a term for this?

[Anonymous No.6310442]

>>6309986
Nobody cares if you lower your standards, just don't expect to have both high standards and an unattractive body.

[Anonymous No.6310468]

>>6310431
There isn't a real term for it, because we can't "fat shame" as a society, but it'd be Reverse Body Dysmorphia.

[Anonymous No.6310473]

>>6310442
Yeah. It's a double standard and that's not fair

>you should lower your expectations
>i shouldn't have to lower my expectations

[Anonymous No.6310477]

>>6310473
I can't tell if you're agreeing with what I said or not. How is it a double standard to want beyond your means?

[Anonymous No.6310478]

I made a chicken meatball mix that it's basally 1 part chicken, 2 parts vegetables to help stretch it out. Unfortunately, pumpkin/butternut squash was one of my vegetables. It tastes amazing... but then the pumpkin flavor punches you in the face.

Feel rather embarrassed, but there you go. Does anyone know how to overpower the freaking pumpkin, by the way?

[Anonymous No.6310485]

>>6310477
What that nigger chick was doing was setting a double standard.
She was saying other men should lower their standards for her, but she's not going to lower her standards at all for any man. She gets to keep her high standards and not want a fat guy, an ugly guy, a poor guy, etc.

[Anonymous No.6310487]

>>6310302
garbage in, garbage out.

[Anonymous No.6310488]

>>6309904
He has a point though, plenty of people (me included) do not like savory food with sweet. Chicken and waffles, bacon and pancakes, pineapple and pizza, all these things do not work for me. I enjoy them separately but not together.

[Anonymous No.6310493]

>>6310478
Use less pumpkin, use herbs like sage and rosemary to compliment the pumpkin flavour, replace half the pumpkin with something less flavourful.

[Anonymous No.6310511]

>>6310493
Next batch, I'm just not going to add pumpkin at all. (replace it with potato or whatever else is in my fridge)

I was just wondering how to fix what I have so I did't have to throw it out. I'll add more sage and go get some rosemary sometime, though. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.6310513]

>>6310488

shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.6310517]

>>6310513
Sorry I triggered your autism.

[Anonymous No.6310519]

>>6310473
This is so clearly a troll I don't even see the point of posting it.

[Anonymous No.6310528]

>>6310519
I don't think you've ever been to America.

[Anonymous No.6310530]

>>6310517

>tediously explicates his personal preferences in response to people mocking a guy for tediously explicating his personal preferences with no perceptible sense of irony
>gets told to shut up
>calls other people autistic

[Anonymous No.6310532]

>>6310530
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.6310534]

>>6309857
>>6309980
Yeah, in my native language, salad is used both to mean the dish of salad, and the vegetable of lettuce.

I still get tripped up sometimes and have to correct myself.

[Anonymous No.6310544]

Oh boy cooking box mixes and canned corn sure is tough I could totally be Rachel Ray

[Anonymous No.6310547]

>>6310544
What is that? It looks like sauerkraut

[Anonymous No.6310555]

>>6310473
I like how all of those camera angles are trying to hide her fat. Most obese women act like this now. It's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.6310556]

>>6310547
I'm guessing sauerkraut and pork

[Anonymous No.6310565]

>>6310555
You like it? But you think it's disgusting?

And yeah, it's not exactly new. It's the Myspace angle shot.

[Anonymous No.6310571]

>>6310544
>eating canned corn
fucking dropped

[Anonymous No.6310573]

>>6310544
WHERE IS THE MEAT ROAST GODDAMN

[Anonymous No.6310585]

>>6310468
>im a swf
go back to /f/ you fucking loser

[Anonymous No.6310587]

>>6310168
>'sophisticated palate' is a pretty common term dude.

Not in the US - doesn't exist among the Peter Pans there.

[Anonymous No.6310605]

>>6309956
fuck that's funny

[Anonymous No.6310619]

>>6309949
I wish my parents had been so adamant about getting me healthy. I always had adult sized portions and was fat all my life. I've lost 70 lbs but only after having hormonal issues and shit.

[Anonymous No.6310631]

>>6310619
Well, she shouldn't have been allowed to get that big in the first place.

But yeah, parents who fatten up their kids are doing them a massive disservice to the point of it being abuse. Poor kids could end up fucked for life and it really was never their fault.

What annoys me too is the parents who claim it is their kids own fault for being fat too. Nothing irritates me more, especially for smaller children. Fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.6310636]

>>6310631
I was a kid right before the super protective helicopter parenting style was the thing, before the internet was huge and every guy was a pedo.

We had recess at school, a PE period and I was always outside playing with friends.

Kids nowadays wouldn't go outside if they were allowed to, the most they can maybe do is have some supervised sporting event and that doesn't last too long. You'd play far longer if you could. Poor kids.

[Anonymous No.6310644]

>>6310511
Mince up the meatballs and add some sort of sauce, maybe carmelized onion and garlic? Maybe use it as the meat in some sort of chicken casserole, curry, chili, anything with a strong sauce.

[Anonymous No.6310647]

>>6310544
To be honest thats not too far from what Rachel Ray does anyway

[Anonymous No.6310652]

>>6310619

My parents always shoved food into me and accused me of being anorexic if I didn't eat all their horrible fucking food, and I still wasn't fat. It's called not eating like a fatass all the time.

[Anonymous No.6310657]

>>6310647
That's exactly what Rachel Ray does. Convenience food recipes for lazy fat people who think that's "cooking".

[Anonymous No.6310665]

>>6310657
>>6310647
I think you're thinking Sandra Lee, no? I'm not familiar enough with RR to say for sure, but I don't think she uses like... cake mixes and Hamburger Helper™ or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.6310675]

>>6310665
Sandra Lee was worse, but RR still did bullshit with Ritz crackers and other prepared/convenience food items.

[Anonymous No.6310681]

>>6310418
Pennsylvania has saddest-tier food

[Anonymous No.6310704]

>>6309894
>for you

[Anonymous No.6310716]

>>6309855
>taking a tv dinner from its original container and putting it on a plate

[Anonymous No.6310717]

>>6309900
heh i do that
its easy to clean
what's wrong?

[Anonymous No.6310718]

>>6309843
I never knew mold got fuzzy

[Anonymous No.6310719]

anybody get really sad when theyre in the grocer and they see some kids that are on the brink of being fat or straight up fat and you look in the parents cart and its all wonderbread and hfcs products?

the kids arent old enough to know its a bad idea but the parents should know better r-right?

[Anonymous No.6310733]

>>6310418
Literally poverty tier

[Anonymous No.6310740]

>nobody has posted the video yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmfRMeU6pQ8

[Anonymous No.6310791]

>>6310544
That looks fucking good mate you don't like pork and sauerkraut that's your problem.

[Anonymous No.6310811]

>>6310105
perfectly acceptable milk steak. it would have been cringe worthy if he forgot the raw jelly beans

[Anonymous No.6310828]

>>6310811
Oh, come on. This is a much better presentation.

[Anonymous No.6310852]

>>6309853
Pretty sure the article is fake. Read the texts; there's no way someone wrote those without smirking.

[Anonymous No.6310856]

>>6309790
like i get it she says presentation is everything and that is the worst presentation ever but barring that food looks bretty gud

[Anonymous No.6310869]

>>6309925
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.6310953]

>>6309985
>chuck
>best steak
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.6310972]

>tfw even if a lot of this looks like shit i'd still eat it if it meant i would have a gf

[Anonymous No.6310978]

>>6310972
Does having a girlfriend really fix everything?

[Anonymous No.6310979]

>>6310856
Thats what im sayin, usually the 'wifey' shit is kraft noodles and cut up hotdog tier food

[Anonymous No.6310985]

>>6310978
there's not much to fix. i don't have a perfect life by any means, but i'm getting by just fine.

it's just that after 25 years it would be nice to finally have someone to spend the evenings with.

[Anonymous No.6310990]

>>6309857
the fucks a sachet?

[Anonymous No.6310991]

>>6310978
Just get a waifu. A million times better.

[Anonymous No.6310996]

>>6309790
Not recognising sarcasm is a symptom of

A
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I
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M

[Anonymous No.6311006]

>>6309940
well I mean in his defense, why the fuck are you bringing a food trolley near patients that are hospitalized to lose weight

[Anonymous No.6311020]

>>6309867
Ever squeezed an eggplant? They're practically sponges

>>6309894
These are the 3rd best thing to come out of Aldi

[Anonymous No.6311030]

>>6310990
It's the clinical term for the small packet of ketchup or mustard or mayo or grape jelly condiment things you tear open.

[Anonymous No.6311073]

Cooksuck ruins these whores with his reviews of their shitty food

[Anonymous No.6311078]

Here's some OC.

[cuntbasher No.6311094]

>>6310171
so you're tellin me i can mix my shit and piss together and call it a cunting salad?

cunt me.

[Anonymous No.6311147]

>>6311078

thats actually really neat that he did a pouch technique.

[Anonymous No.6311152]

>>6310169

This brings me back to 5th grade and the week I ate nothing but best-flavor blue jello and mashed potatoes.

But hey, at least my teeth are mostly straight now.

[cuntbasher No.6311153]

>>6311094
cunt oath, cunts

[Anonymous No.6311168]

>>6309887

w-why is she opening a bottle of salad dressing

[Anonymous No.6311169]

>>6311168
you know exactly why anon

[Anonymous No.6311171]

>>6311169

I'm not sure whether it's to put it on the pizza or to drink it to be honest.

[Anonymous No.6311176]

>>6311171
I can only imagine she takes a bite of pizza, then takes a swig of ranch, then repeats until half that pizza is gone.

[Anonymous No.6311229]

>>6310418
It is chicken. And it's a waffle. but that pic ain't chicken n waffles.

[Anonymous No.6311238]

>>6311078
HE MADE A COOL MEME

[Anonymous No.6311243]

>>6310740
I have no image.

I'm just completely wide-eyed and in awe of this.

What. The. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.6311244]

>>6309830

>I know how to keep my man
>on the shitter

she forgot to finish her sentence

[Anonymous No.6311251]

>>6311243
Retarded cunt is attaching human features to an animal. I assume. I stopped watching. Vegans are fucktarded.

[Anonymous No.6311274]

>>6309897
Shame about the cat vomiting on the weiners

[Anonymous No.6311275]

>>6310740
This video makes me very uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.6311291]

>>6309882
Is this from the culinarycosplay tumblr by any chance? They do a lot of cool /v/ stuff.

[Anonymous No.6311299]

>>6309931
Some people are weird as hell, but harmless. Leave them alone.

[Anonymous No.6311303]

>>6310740

I can't stop laughing holy fuck these people are serious.

[Anonymous No.6311310]

>>6309931

I don't even know what most of those terms are

Tortoisekin/singlet/gainer/pansexual/demiplatonic/aromantic/asensual/kyriarchy/genderfluid FAAB/PoC/Former OS/ ED recovery/ BPD/ OCD/Pranic nourishment

[Anonymous No.6311318]

>>6311303
I just can't figure how why she isn't in a mental health clinic.

"It isn't funny to her."
Yeah, most animals don't have a sense of humor. The only time it seems so is when they're being playfully antagonistic. Like cats trolling each other. But it's most likely to goad them into a reaction so they can play with a living object just like they play with a dangling piece of string, to hone their ability to kill.

Shame she's so damaged, bitch has a great ass.

[Anonymous No.6311332]

>>6311310
Trust me, you don't want to know

[Anonymous No.6311355]

>>6311310
It's a parody account

[Anonymous No.6311395]

>>6310519
I don't know about that. It's been circling around for years.

[60Neiner No.6311415]

>>6309843
Its so moldy it looks like ice.

[Anonymous No.6311424]

>>6310718
It's penicillin.
Literally.

[Anonymous No.6311436]

>>6311176
I threw up in my mouth just imagining that. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.6311470]

>>6310740

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.6311482]

>>6309925
>stepping on a lego
Why hello fellow redditor!

[Anonymous No.6311488]

>>6309973
>>I'm sure glad I'm better than everyone.
the way you causally dismiss all those groups is the same reason why the entire world is shit. Of course people you don't like belong to some other group of people. nevermind that you never associate "how terrible" someone is based on things you do share in common. black people are niggers but when its a white fuck up it's "damn those bronies sure are retards" or "white librul soccer mams"

like holy shit how can a whole race be this myopic about their biases?

[Anonymous No.6311495]

>>6311482
>>this fucking newfag thinks stepping on a lego is some reddit forced meme.
the only forced meme is a bunch of retards calling idiots wearing tribly hats, "fedoras".

[Anonymous No.6311527]

>>6311495
calm down reddit

[Anonymous No.6311529]

>>6311482
I stepped on a lego once.
I have literally never visited reddit.
Am I now a "redditor"?

[Anonymous No.6311534]

>>6310488
That doesnt make your "palate" "sophisticated" though

[Anonymous No.6311538]

>>6309922
I've never seen an episode of insight that isn't padded out with morons blabering on making in-concise and illogical arguments so that they run out of time before any real conversation can start.

[Anonymous No.6311548]

>>6311168
she didn't get that fat by accident m8

she knows what she's doing

[Anonymous No.6311551]

>>6311529
>>6311482
>>6309925
Stepping on a Lego wasn't nearly as painful as when I stepped on one of these and gouged out two huge chunks of my heel.

But for many people there are few childhood memories more painful than stepping on their legos.

[Anonymous No.6311555]

>>6309952

>american_proposal.jpg

[Anonymous No.6311559]

>>6311534
Some people seem to lack the most simple form of introspection.

How can you call your palate "sophisticated" with a straight face? As if saying you don't like something is putting you in a higher position. It's like those people who don't like chocolate telling you about it on every step. I don't like chocolate too, but hell, I don't talk about it.

[Anonymous No.6311561]

>>6310191
>now its time for the surprise sex revolution

o i am laffin

[Anonymous No.6311562]

>>6310740
I'm pretty sure it is food though.

[Anonymous No.6311566]

>>6309958
No, this happens. My fat friend would order coke at this asian place and the waitresses always jumped straight to thinking he wanted diet coke, whereupon he would have to correct them.

The fucking fatass.

[Anonymous No.6311579]

>>6309900
Single piece milled aluminum body acts as a heat sink to keep fry's warm.

[Anonymous No.6311580]

>>6311566
diet coke's worse for you than regular coke though

[Anonymous No.6311583]

>>6310379
She didn't send the message fella'.

[Anonymous No.6311584]

>>6310169
taste the Argentinian flag

[Anonymous No.6311587]

>>6310088
that looks like tenderloin, and some random shitty cut.

[Anonymous No.6311602]

>>6309897
>tuna
>ananas
>cottage cheese
Finnish student confirmed

[Anonymous No.6311604]

>>6311580
Because? You better be not saying something stupid like "it has sweeteners!".

I don't drink soft drinks, I'm just curious.

[Anonymous No.6311609]

>>6311602
Is this really a Finnish thing? I did a homestay in japan once with a finnish girl also there, she made spaghetti sauce consisting of tuna, lots of ketchup and cottage cheese. I thought she was just weird.

[Anonymous No.6311624]

>>6309882
what's the opposite of mouth watering?

[Anonymous No.6311633]

>>6309853
I know I'm late to the thread but
> those comments
Made my fucking day

[Anonymous No.6311642]

>>630998
Literally trash plating, looks bland and uninspired. Bad overall presentation. Wouldn't be a big deal if she wasn't bragging about her plating.

[Anonymous No.6311651]

>>6309855
it makes sense, he's leaving home, so he asked his mom the favourite meal from his childhood for the last time.

[Anonymous No.6311655]

>>6311624

mouth desiccating

[Anonymous No.6311660]

>>6311559

having a sophisticated palate means having a lot of experience with foods and the ability to discern the balance of flavours in whatever you're eating. being able to pinpoint the wine you're drinking or detect if someone used fennel instead of anise in a fish curry or whatever.

[Anonymous No.6311714]

>>6309882
I can feel the dry spaghetti from here.

[Anonymous No.6311722]

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/
obligatory

[Anonymous No.6311724]

>>6309894
>for you

[Anonymous No.6311757]

>>6311529
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.

CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.

Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

[Anonymous No.6311835]

>>6310169
dat post tonsillectomy cuisine

[Anonymous No.6311869]

>>6311757
I really, really like this post

[Anonymous No.6311895]

>>6311757
I just passed out and now have a massive headache.

What happened?

[Anonymous No.6311906]

>>6310191
that's gold

[Anonymous No.6311916]

>>6309980
>most countries

no

[Anonymous No.6311919]

>>6311757
Shitposters aren't people

[Anonymous No.6311920]

>>6311609

[Anonymous No.6312025]

>>6311551
would you say it gave you a shock?

[Anonymous No.6312091]

>>6310027
>>6310029
>>6310044
i have one from that set from a bygone age

[Anonymous No.6312120]

[Anonymous No.6312127]

>>6312120
triggers triggered

[Anonymous No.6312129]

>>6312120
i bet that cunt doesn't have a single allergy

[Anonymous No.6312137]

[Anonymous No.6312138]

>>6312120
>sugars ending in -ose
so all of them?
i'd push megan down the stairs given the chance.

[Anonymous No.6312152]

>>6312137
>consumption of aspartame causes anaphylactic shock
that's some bullshit

just another heli-mommy that wants to make sure precious baby doesn't eat big bad aspartame under the facade of an "allergy"

[Anonymous No.6312159]

>>6312120
>>6312137

when i lived in a house with 4 roommates in college i didn't smoke cigarettes too often, i hated the smell.

i told any guests that came over that i was allergic to something in cigarettes so they wouldn't smoke inside.

then they would come over the next week and see me puffing away out on the porch
i regret nothing, it became a hilarious joke

[Anonymous No.6312164]

>>6312138
can't eat deoxyribose
might as well eat rocks

[Anonymous No.6312169]

>>6311757
You're all right

[Anonymous No.6312171]

>>6312137
Is this all based on that skin pricking allergy tests?

[Anonymous No.6312175]

>>6312171
100% based on assumptions and guesses i bet

[Anonymous No.6312177]

>>6309897
What the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.6312182]

>>6310852
The article may be tongue-in-cheek considering how utterly stupid the idea is, but that doesn't mean it doesn't describe authentic facts.

[Anonymous No.6312195]

>>6311229
I blame the PA Dutch,>>6310681
>>6310681
Eh, it's not all bad. That actually tastes pretty good, it looks more normal than fried chicken with maple syrup on a waffle.

[Anonymous No.6312207]

>>6309905
Feminists have managed to make "feminism" a dirty word with absolutely no outside help. Pretty amazing.

[Anonymous No.6312230]

>>6311488
I'm afraid no one really knows or cares what the fuck you're bandying on about, love.

[Anonymous No.6312237]

>>6309963
>is fat, crazy, sekf-admittedly radical feminist stripper
>has a son
>as if his life wouldn't be shit enough, names him "Fallyn Star"

Fuuuuck.

[Anonymous No.6312255]

>>6312120
>coffee 'beans' as a bean allergy
>sugars ending in -owe (ie all sugars)

Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.6312323]

>>6311006
People like you are the reason criminals get pitied in courts instead of the victims.

[Anonymous No.6312373]

>>6312137
>>6312120

If these two came into the restaurant I worked in I'd just ask them to leave. Because it's impossible to serve them anything that won't pretend kill them.

[Anonymous No.6312425]

>>6311916
Don't know the country of the guy you reply to, but in Norway lettuce is called "salat", same word that's used for salad.

[Anonymous No.6312491]

>>6311609
nope, it's not.
i'm from finland and i have never heard anyone eating stuff like that. it might be some sort of finnish white trash thing though

[Anonymous No.6312551]

>>6312120
>>6312137
If that's true they must have some sick as fuck intestinals.

[Anonymous No.6312553]

>>6312120
>>6312137
If that's true they must have some sick as fuck intestinals.

>>6312373
Shit restaurant if you don't have some veggies with a nice sauce.

[Anonymous No.6312566]

>>6309835
Muppet vagina cookies, maybe.

[Anonymous No.6312629]

>>6312137
>The smell of cooking poultry also causes me to become nauseous.
...perhaps you shouldn't visit restaurants, then? If you have a reaction to THE VERY AIR?

[Anonymous No.6313148]

>>6311561
it's funny, I can't believe my eyes!

[Anonymous No.6313168]

>>6309904
>sophisticated palette

dropped

[Anonymous No.6313549]

>>6312207
It's ridiculous. I used to call myself one because i support free choice and breastfeeding rights and rape laws and working women and such, but now it's spoiled screechy womyn thinking every single thing should be handed everything and never improve themselves, ever. And if anyone ever tries to help with anything you are every "ist" imagineable.

[Anonymous No.6313714]

>>6310169
I was pleasantly surprised when it was jello and not powerade turkey.

[Anonymous No.6313784]

>>6310468
>not BBW

[Anonymous No.6313960]

>>6310740
she's got a pretty nice butt tho

[Anonymous No.6314209]

Why did this become a fat hating thread? Let's get back to the cringe

Got this straight off Facebook
Frito pie with bacon bits

"Best wife ever"

[Anonymous No.6314428]

>>6314209
i'm curious, what's "fat hating" exactly? is it just not finding obese people attractive or is it something else?
>>6313960
or is it the jeans making it look that nice?
>>6310740
what an annoying little cunt