taco bell general

[Anonymous No.6304449]

anyone else try out this new burrito? it's pretty good, the siracha really makes it hot

taco bell general i guess

[Anonymous No.6304459]

>>6304449
Siracha is way too hot for me, it burns my mouth for hours

[Anonymous No.6304460]

yeah its not bad at all
meme sauce isnt for everyone though

[Anonymous No.6304462]

>>6304460
meme sauce?
cant handle the heat?

[Anonymous No.6304464]

>>6304459
Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.6304466]

>>6304464
what? It's hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.6304468]

>>6304462
yeah its a literal meme
in sauce form

like water, ranch, and diet coke

[Anonymous No.6304471]

>>6304466
My mom is 60 years old and from the midwest and can handle sriracha.

[Anonymous No.6304472]

thought about trying this as I've never had siracha before, and never seen it in the stores here.

But probably won't, as taco bell mild sauce is about as far as I go. Tried the fire(?) sauce once, never again.

[Anonymous No.6304480]

>>6304471
>midwest

>>6304472
Siracha is hot as fuck, if you're not good with spicy things it'll probably be too hot for you.

[Anonymous No.6304489]

>>6304480
>sriracha is hot as fuck
pleb, pls go

[Anonymous No.6304492]

You guys are just pretending sriracha is hot right?

[Anonymous No.6304493]

>>6304472
>>6304480
Late night /ck/ is full of pussies

[Anonymous No.6304497]

I thought it was pretty spicy and I've eaten an ghost pepper

[Anonymous No.6304499]

Whenever Ive got an extreme hunger or the "munchies", I always make sure to head on down to Taco Bell to check out their killer new menu items!

Not only are they cheap and filling, they taste amazing! They arent like all those OTHER fast food restaurants!

I always make sure to bring down the whole family when we go eat at Taco Bell!

[Anonymous No.6304502]

>>6304493
>>6304489
Different strokes

[Anonymous No.6304504]

>>6304462
you heard him, meme sauce. co/ck/s in general aren't big fans, we have a more discerning taste in memes

[Anonymous No.6304505]

yeah i love to get some taco bell for late night gaming sessions such as ff 14 and mount and blade

[Anonymous No.6304506]

viral marketing = TEH EPIC FAIL

[Anonymous No.6304507]

>>6304505
Are those meme games? I like ff 14.

[Anonymous No.6304508]

My name is Arty!

[Anonymous No.6304509]

[Anonymous No.6304520]

The Taco Bell© Chaikarito™ is one of my favorite menu items out of the many at Taco Bell©, even though they're all delicious! xD

[Anonymous No.6304526]

>>6304449
the sauce doesn't taste like sriracha. in fact hte sauce is the worst part of it.

[Anonymous No.6304528]

>>6304526
I thought it tasted like floor cleaner. I'm glad I'm not alone in hating it.

[Anonymous No.6304529]

>>6304449
Maybe it's my autism but the worst part of ads like this are that they're always packaged in a way that doesn't exist in real life. They're not going to come in a pretty red wrapper. They're going to come in the same tin foil on one side, paper on the other side wrapper as all of their other burritos. Or a plain paper wrapper if they're extra lazy. Marketing is fuckall stupid.

[Anonymous No.6304531]

>>6304449
Waiting for this.

http://youtu.be/N-1geJwoEvM

[Anonymous No.6304544]

Do you think they'll make a siracha sauce to add on your tacos?

[noko No.6304562]

when im high i give my friend 5 bucks and he gets me a crunchwrap supreme and a baja blast. its simple n bland but being high makes it niiiiiiiice

[Anonymous No.6304571]

>>6304562
Baja blast a shit for shit people

[Anonymous No.6304585]

the sriracha sauce is so fucking gross. why did they do that. why did they get rid of volcano in the first place.

[Anonymous No.6304587]

I really like trying the same 3 ingredients repackaged in a hundred different ways. Thanks, Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.6304599]

>>6304449
Every time I eat taco bell
>pic related

[Anonymous No.6304602]

>>6304599
I think you might hav3 a probl3m

[Anonymous No.6304603]

I haven't read the thread yet, but I saw the pic and had to comment.

I love that burrito. I don't think i've ever eaten fast food and though "wow, that's really fucking good" before, but that's exactly what i did when I tried that quesarito. I've had about four so far. It's funny how sweet the Siracha is, but TB knows how to make food appeal to the American masses.

[Anonymous No.6304628]

>>6304531
Time for bed Blake

[Anonymous No.6304651]

I think Siracha is the weakest hot sauce. It tastes great, but it's not very hot. I can't handle hot sauce but I can handle Siracha and Tabsaco and that's about it.

[Anonymous No.6304678]

Anybody got a recipe on how to make the queserito at home?

[Anonymous No.6304686]

>>6304678
Make a full quesadilla, fill with meat, rice, beans, cheese, and sour cream, then wrap it up like a burrito.
You couldn't figure that out?

[Anonymous No.6304687]

There's only 2 things I ever order from taco bell.
Crunchwrap Supreme and Taco Supreme. Everything is is gimmicky shite that's not worth the price. And even those two things are pushing it, it's all just a couple steps above dog food.

[Anonymous No.6304712]

>>6304686
I've never made or even thought about making a quesadilla before.

Thanks

[Anonymous No.6304717]

>>6304712
Easiest snack in the world. Two tortillas stuck together with cheese. It's great.

[Anonymous No.6304726]

>>6304717
>Two tortillas
don't you mean one, folded in half so the insides don't spill out?

[Anonymous No.6304730]

>>6304726
No. Two tortillas.

[Anonymous No.6304749]

>>6304449
>>6304459
its not real sriracha.
sage for promoting my company on my favorite board.

[Anonymous No.6304773]

>>6304730
Why?

[Anonymous No.6304868]

>>6304773
to keep the spicy siracha flavor inside

[Anonymous No.6305785]

Any tips on how to make a chickarito at home that tastes close to the TB version?

[Anonymous No.6305962]

>>6304687
I love the Crunchwraps and until the Siracha queserito came out it was the only thing I ever really ordered. I'm pretty sure they used to be bigger when they were new.

I'mm going to make a homemade Siracha quesarito tonight but i'm trying to figure out how to make the sauce taste close to the TB Siracha.

[Anonymous No.6306080]

I eat a lot of spicy food and it's pretty good, its not extremely hot but adds a nice taste. i guess it's not for everyone especially if your sensitive to spicy foods, but if you aren't it just has a nice kick. The rice in it is pretty interesting too, it's probably good with or without it.

[Anonymous No.6306089]

I had it on Friday. It's really not that hot. Though I have quite the tolerance built up.

[Anonymous No.6306093]

>>6304587
This
Pretty much sums up their marketing plan.

[Anonymous No.6306094]

>>6306089

of course it's not that hot. a mass-market chain restaurant is never going to sell something that is truly hot--that would be unpalatable to most of their clientele. It's fast food--it will be designed for the lowest common denominator.

[Anonymous No.6307664]

Went out to taco bell today and got one of these with a baja blast

its pretty good, spicy if you've never had siracha before

[Anonymous No.6307677]

I had a girlfriend who had this blood fetish, so once she used siracha as some sort of blood thing in the bedroom. I guess she thought it was tomato paste or something and used it because it was red. The stuffs not hot in your mouth but it burns like a bitch on your balls.

[Anonymous No.6307688]

>>6307677
never change, /ck/

[Anonymous No.6307691]

this thing is not mentioned anywhere on the internet "chaikarito", what gives?

[Anonymous No.6307897]

>>6307691
it's Taco Bells thing. They combined a Quesadilla with a Burrito and called it a Quesarito. Then they alter the name depending on the different things you add to it. Chickarito + Chicken Quesadilla + Burrito, etc

[Anonymous No.6307904]

>chaikarito
What the absolute shit-gargling fuck does that mean?

[Anonymous No.6307908]

>>6307897
So chaikarito = burrito + masala chai?

[Anonymous No.6307915]

>>6307904
I wrote it wrong here:
>>6307897
TB has their Quesarito, which is a quesadilla combined with a Burrito. The standard comes with beef or steak. A Quesarito with chicken is called a Chickarito.

Chickarito = Chicken Quesadilla + Burrito

I'm about to go get one right now.

[Anonymous No.6307918]

>>6307915
Chickarito, that's just fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.6307932]

>>6307918
It's not stupid - it's Taco Bell®!

[Anonymous No.6308171]

>>6307915
Funny how something so good looks so bad.

[Anonymous No.6308175]

the Taco Bell sriracha sauce is disgusting

[Anonymous No.6308176]

>>6308171

Every burrito looks like shit when you unwrap it like that.

[Anonymous No.6308179]

>>6308171
>2/2
In case it isn't obvious, I already ate half of it.

>tfw a nigga hongry

[Anonymous No.6308182]

>>6308175
I think it's really good

[Anonymous No.6308188]

>>6308182
it has a lot of sweetness to it. the volcano hot sauce they had was way better.

[Anonymous No.6308203]

>>6304449
>the siracha really makes it hot

You need to work on your trolling techniques.

[Anonymous No.6309165]

>>6304529
We've got special black wrappers for memesauce Quesaritos. They've been so damn popular we've already ran out and had to go back to the regular foil wrappers until we get another box of them.
>>6304678
10" tortilla, nacho cheese, 6" tortilla, rice, beef, sour cream, chipotle sauce. Roll it up and grill it.
>>6307897
The idea originally comes from a Chipotle "secret menu" item, but they're a bunch of fucking retards and decided to disown the idea instead of capitalizing on it.

[Anonymous No.6309175]

>>6307897
>Chickarito
Wait, what the FUCK? We don't have this at my store. I can't find any other internet reference to it, either.
But it's a good fucking idea and I'm going to make one tonight.

[Anonymous No.6309202]

>>6309165
I saw a lot of queserito recipes online but nobody talked about the sauce. Got any advice on how to make the sauce? It's not typical siracha sauce because it's more like a mayo.

Maybe I could just ask the qt at TB (TB qt) to hook me up with a bag of the sauce?

[Anonymous No.6309228]

>>6304480
My dad is 69 years old and can handle some siracha.

Eastern Canadian.

[Anonymous No.6309238]

>>6307915
The image doesn't say "Chickarito" it says "Chaikarito," which implies it's a burrito with chai.

[Anonymous No.6309254]

this burrito is 5 dollars at my closest taquería. Why would I ever touch Taco Bell?

>inb4 manlet hands
I'm 6'1 and fat, my hands are huge.

[Anonymous No.6309265]

>>6309254

OMG was your arm burned in a horrific fire, disfiguring you for life?

[Anonymous No.6309273]

>>6309265
yes. that horrific fire was the hot mexican sun.

[Anonymous No.6309276]

>>6309273
>lettuce in a burrito
>Tapatio
>Mexico
Nice try.

[Anonymous No.6309283]

>>6309276
You should check the distance between Mexico and Cali sometime.

[Anonymous No.6309293]

>>6309283
You should check that there's a border between them. Being in California doesn't qualify as being in Mexico.

[Anonymous No.6309294]

>>6309293
>Being in California doesn't qualify as being in Mexico.
You sure?

[Anonymous No.6309298]

>>6309294
>lettuce in burritos
>Tapatio
Positive.

[Anonymous No.6309319]

>>6309202
You're right, it's not straight sriacha, which is why it's a lot more mild. It might be some kind of mayo or a ranch blend. I don't remember what it says exactly on the boxes.

[Anonymous No.6309336]

>>6309319
>I don't remember what it says exactly on the boxes.
You should check and report back ASAP. You'll be a hero to all of /ck/ and possibly even all 4chan and even every other chan in existence for the rest of eternity.

[Anonymous No.6309345]

>>6304499
>TBIDF pls go

[Anonymous No.6309349]

>>6309254
> and fat

Gee I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.6309352]

>>6309293
:^)

[Anonymous No.6309360]

>>6309273

Are you from some dystopia future where unchecked global warming and interracial breeding has caused this grotesque browning of the skin?

[Anonymous No.6309688]

>>6309276
>>thinking mexico is the only place with tapatio.
typical taco bell patron.

[Anonymous No.6309694]

>>6309688
I don't think you understand what he's getting at

[Anonymous No.6309697]

>>6309165
>>dumbasses
we use nacho cheese in our "quesaritos"
of course they disowned the idea, melting real cheese that way is probably a pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.6309851]

>>6304472
>>6304480
>>6304466
>>6304459

is this a new trolling technique?

[Anonymous No.6309955]

>>6304459
same. I can barely handle regular hot sauce like tapatio, sriracha fucking kills me. I can manage if it's used as an ingredient in a sauce for noodles, but just putting it on things just kills me.

[Anonymous No.6309984]

>>6309955
>cant handle tapatio
WHITE PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.6310019]

taco bell brand silicon "meat" stuff

[Anonymous No.6310098]

>>6304499
Lol

[Anonymous No.6310106]

>>6304571
No u

[Anonymous No.6310109]

>>6304499
shut up you fuckin shill

taco bell is trash

[Anonymous No.6310119]

>>6304462
>>6304464
>>6304471
>>6304489
>>6304493
>>6304492
>>6309228
>>6309851
>>6309984

[Anonymous No.6310147]

>>6304585
:^(

[Anon ymous anonononoyes No.6310148]

This is the best borito lalala
https://10loop.com/post/4130/

[Anonymous No.6310156]

>>6304599
Weak

[Anonymous No.6310187]

Alright I got all the ingredients and asked the qt at TB to hook me up with some of the sauce. I'm going to try making this tonight with some grilled chicken i have. I've never made a burrito before so hopefully I don't die.

[Anonymous No.6310209]

hey faggots.
Heat isn't FLAVOR it's a SENSATION. sriracha is probably too hot for the majority of people, quit being some over the top alpha-male going "HUR DUR LOOK HOW HOT I CAN HANDLE MY FOOD" and actually learn to fucking cook instead of covering up the flavor.
thank you

[Anonymous No.6310236]

>>6304449
I'll never put that in my body.

[Anonymous No.6310237]

Why is siracha not spicy to me but Tabasco and Jalipenos are?
I actually found the TB siracha sauce much hotter than the tradition kind, yet everyone says it's not as hot...

[Anonymous No.6310239]

>>6310236
Can't even afford $2.50?

[Anonymous No.6310242]

What's the difference between a burrito and a chili wrap?

[Anonymous No.6310243]

>>6304449
First taco bell pretends to be mexican, now they add some thai sauce to their "burritos". Can we just start calling them a corn chip and sorta-beef restaurant?

[Anonymous No.6310300]

>>6310243
siracha too hot for you? lmao

[Anonymous No.6310304]

>>6310242
$0.75

[Anonymous No.6310312]

>>6304599

I have never gotten sick at Taco Bell but your pic made me about piss myself laughing

well done good sir

[Anonymous No.6311766]

every once in a while i try the siracha burrito thinking i can handle the heat

everytime i end up nearly crying

[Anonymous No.6311797]

Ugh, don't even get me started on that place.

I grew up in a small town in southern Illinois, we only had a single McDonald's, and no other fast foods. The first time I went to taco bell was my freshman year of college in Chicago. I was friends with this guy, we hung out and did everything together, he even gave me massages and manicures, he even called me baby even though we never dated, weird nickname but whatever. He even gave me rides when I was dating my TA for a higher Chem 1 grade. He was really clingy but he kept on buying me stuff like a new phone and expensive dinners so I kept hanging out with him. If he didn't buy me stuff I probably wouldn't have stayed friends with him but that's besides the point.

Anyways he hears that I've never had taco bell before so he drives me to one. So he tells me to sit down and he'll order for me something good. He comes to the table with two burritos and some sauces to pick from. Anyways he knows I can't don't and won't eat spicy stuff so he said just use the mild sauce it's not spicy at all, and like an idiot I trusted him. I put a little mild sauce on my burrito and took a big bite and that's when all hell broke loose. The second it touched my tongue it started burning up and made me tear up. He didn't order a drink like an idiot because he said "i didn't think you'd think it'd be too spicy it's just mild" so I had to sit there for 30 seconds fanning my mouth while he went to buy me a drink (I don't drink un-bottled water). By the time he got back it was too late, it had already passed, but by this time my stomach started hurting, so I ran into the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.6311803]

>>6311797
I have never experienced diarya this bead bedore in my life even when I had the flu. It felt like all of my body was shutting down. I would have called 911 if my purse wasn't still outside, and that fucking idiot didn't think to bring it to me. I tried to just get it all out of me but it kept on coming. Eventually my "friend" got the manager to unlock to door, and they found me unconscious on the toilet with poo everywhere. Later he texted me sorry I didn't think you'd have that reaction. I immediately blocked his number and ignored him. He kept trying to talk to me and apologize but eventually I had to get a campus issued restraining order against him because he kept on trying to contact me. I eventually slept with his fat gross roommate just to get back at him. I think he dropped out of school after that, idgaf

Anyways I hate that place. Does anyone have any Mexican recommendations that AREN'T too spicy? Keep in mind that I've been to Chipotle before and their mild is already too much for me. I don't know what they mix with those tomatoes but it's too much

[Anonymous No.6311806]

>>6311803
>diarya
please be my feyonsay

[Anonymous No.6311883]

>>6311803
>>6311797

[Anonymous No.6311918]

No feeding the trolls.
>>6311797
>>6311803

[Anonymous No.6313128]

>>6311803
>>6311797

[Anonymous No.6313206]

>>6304464
>>6304471
>>6304489
>>6304492
Guys, you need to remember that if somebody never eats anything spicy, they'll have no tolerance for anything with barely any hint of heat. I've heard of people that can't eat ketchup because it was too spicy. It's crazy.

[Anonymous No.6313230]

>>6309336
Okay. It does say just "sriacha sauce" on the box, but I see some shit like egg yolks and buttermilk in the ingredients list. So it's very likely some kind of a ranch mix.

>>6309697
It's a pain in the ass for them because they have no way to quickly melt cheese. IIRC they'd have to throw the bottom layer in a warmer for 10 minutes and it would back up the line if people ordered them at peak hours.

TB has the steamer that they use for quesadillas and Cheesy Gordita Crunch flatbread, however. I've subbed melted three cheese for the nacho cheese and it's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.6313260]

>>6310312
You're welcome anon.

[Anonymous No.6313282]

Ok so ive only eaten taco bell maybe once or twice.

if i had a $15 budget after a hard day of lifting and not eating and severe hunger, what would you guys recommend

[Anonymous No.6313294]

>>6313282
just get one of their taco 12 packs.

[burrito autist No.6313480]

>>6313230
we have a quesadilla press at my chipotle, it takes ~2 minutes to get the cheese all nice and goopy. it's a little annoying during peak, but we just ask whoever it is to pay and then wait for us to let them know when their quesadilla is ready... same thing when we're slow, but we're more likely to get the quesadilla out in time before it gets too crispy or too runny. we charge burrito prices for quesaritos, but some chipotles will charge for a burrito and a quesadilla