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6303186 No.6303186 [Reply] [Original]

What's your gamer grub, guys?

Mine is one of these bad boys. I get double steak, double fajita veggies, double brown rice, one serving of black beans, one serving of pinto beans, all the sauces, extra corn salsa, extra sour cream, extra cheese, and lettuce. I also have it doublewrapped. It comes out to be 2.5 pounds usually.

>> No.6303204

>>6303186
I eat and snack normally. I also happen to play video games.

"Gamer" isn't part of my identity. You should get out of your parent's basement, and try having a life.

>> No.6303210
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I myself enjoy an authentic Carne Asada burrito without all that filler from an authentic Mexican establishment that probably has illegals working the grill.

>> No.6303211

I identified as a gamer for years. Then I turned 18. Man, I was a shithead in high school.

>> No.6303215

>>6303186
If I'm playing video games I'm too busy to eat.
I usually just have a beer or a glass of water while I'm raiding on WoW. Sometimes a bloody mary if it was a long queue.

>> No.6303217

>>6303210
>that
>authentic

lol

>> No.6303223

>>6303217
If you're gonna be a faggot about it then the whole concept of a burrito isn't authentic. That said, Chipotle is just more bastardized still.

>> No.6303227

>>6303223
>burrito
>not authentic
lol

>> No.6303240

>>6303227
>burrito
>not from burro meat

>> No.6303247

>>6303240
>not eating donkey meat in mehico

your parents must have not loved you

>> No.6303251

>>6303217
>>6303223
>>6303227
you know out of all the cuisines around the world mexican is the one that seems to get the most basterdized.
I don't beliave I've ever seen an "authentic" burrito or taco in my life. It could be made by the most mexican blooded person alive and you faggots would still say it's not "authentic" enough for you.

>> No.6303255

>>6303186
>gamer grub
>>>/v/

>> No.6303256

>>6303186
Thinly veiled shitposting chipotle thread

>> No.6303258

>>6303240
>implying that is what "burrito" references
>implying the "little donkey" in question wasn't the donkey from which the dish was sold
>implying your etymology isn't shit tier

>> No.6303260

>>6303210

I only eat the most authentic burritos from the most obscure dirty hole in the wall authentic Mehican carts. If I see a single white person so much as look at it, it's whitewashed inauthentic soccer mom mass market Americanized trash, you might as well be eating at MacDonald's which I haven't been to in over six years.

>> No.6303263

>>6303186
depending on the day i would eat dinner, and then nothing or, on the weekends, i would have dinner and then some of the candy my mom bought me.

then again, i was 13.


eat whatever you want. something with a spoon or fork pref. as it doesnt give you greasy fingers

>> No.6303265
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>>6303210
I myself enjoy a handmade authentic chicken burrito that is so fucking authentic I hopped the border into Mexico, got a real Mexican, made him slaughter and cook a chicken under the promise of citizenship, assembled my burritos there, then put them in the saddlebags of a donkey to keep in line with the root word "burro" which means donkey and is the origin of the term "burrito", brought them back over the border, removed them from the bags and then ate them. None of that filler or American money went into it unlike YOUR shitty burrito.

>> No.6303267
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I eat only officially branded "Gamer Grub" performance snacks.

>> No.6303278

>>6303260
>>6303265
These Chipotle fags sure are easy to troll.

>> No.6303283

>>6303267
>performance snacks

What in the honest fuck

>> No.6303293

i dont eat when im playing video games.

dont feel like getting the controller dirty or anything.

if im hungry ill just stop playing and go eat something.

>> No.6303297

>>6303186
So mind explaining to me how you get them to make the quesarito for you?
Everytime I ask them to make one the flip their shit and act like I've just killed someone.
It's like putting some cheese on a burrito and heating it up for a few seconds is gonna ruin their day or something.

>> No.6303303

>>6303297
They just get buttmad because it takes a lot of time. I only do it when it's not so busy. Or I order online.

Order online, avoid the buttmad.

>> No.6303319

Chipotle fags are suburban white kids too scared to go to the bad part of town and or they're in flyover states where Chipotle is the most 'authentic Mexican' within a 300 mile radius. Lel your existence must be so pitiful.

>> No.6303326

>>6303319
this
fuck white "people"

>> No.6303331
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>>6303326
>fuck white "people"
Mad shitskin detected

>> No.6303332

>>6303251
You would need to go to Mexico, or LA for that matter. Mexican burritos are pretty much non-existent and overshadowed by the san fran version

>> No.6303334

>>6303319
What is a "chipotle fag", exactly? Someone who sometimes gets food at Chipotle Mexican Grill [NYSE:CMG]?

>> No.6303345

>>6303319
>to go to the bad part of town

who would want to go to the bad part of town where your kind devalues said part of town by merely existing?

>> No.6303349

>>6303319
>avoiding the ghetto is somehow a bad thing
libtards, ladies and gentlemen

>> No.6303355

>>6303349
Captain Sweden here,
Don't you racist white people know it is better to let Jamal impregnate your white wife to help combat centuries of oppression? I for one cannot wait until racists like you are bred out of existence.

>> No.6303360

>>6303334
Pretty much anyone who is retarded enough to spend like $8.50 on a burrito that is 50% beans, rice, corn etc. Enjoy your $2 guac. Chipotle fags really are suckers.

>> No.6303362

>>6303349
>I'm scared of darkskinned people
lol

>> No.6303368

>>6303362
>lol he doesn't want to get robbed
lol

>> No.6303370
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>>6303362
Maybe he doesnt like getting assaulted, mugged, raped or murdered my friend.

>> No.6303375

>>6303186
>gamer grub
Kill yourself my man

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>>6303319
>BUT MUH AUTHENTIC
Chill, I have a bunch of authentic Mexican places by me but I still love chipotle

>> No.6303387

How much do you weigh, OP? Be honest.

>> No.6303392

>>6303360
What if I work for a living and there's a Chipotle on my block because I work in a high-rent commercial district and I don't have two hours to head over to your favorite "hole in the wall"?

>> No.6303417
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Whenever I'm playing vidya or I'm so fucked up that quality doesn't even matter to me, I grab a few taco burgers from Taco Bueno. They're like the sloppy joes they served in grade school but even worse. But let me tell you, they're delicious after a handle of cheap vodka.

Pic related.

>> No.6303420

>>6303319
NY state isn't a flyover state
no good mexican though.
Best we get is tex-mex.

>> No.6303426

>>6303349
>libtards
Funny, where I live it's the other way around. My guess is you're just making shit up to turn this into /pol/
gtfo.

>> No.6303439

>>6303368
>>6303370

>being a pussy

>> No.6303452

>>6303426
>anecdotal evidence

>> No.6303454

>>6303420
>has never heard of Cosme

Best restaurant in town

>> No.6303461

>>6303454
>NYC is all of New York State.

>> No.6303467

>>6303461
>LIVING IN NY OUTSIDE OF NYC

LOL FUCKING PLEB

>> No.6303472

>>6303332
is that possibly because the 'san fran' version is better?

>> No.6303474

>>6303420
You cant get tex-mex in NY

>> No.6303481

>>6303474
MIGHTY TACO MIGHTY TACO

>> No.6303487

>>6303481
Youre not from NY, youre from Canada

>> No.6303491

>>6303472
No because it is more profitable for Amerifats to have rice in their burrito.

>> No.6303495
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>>6303267
looks like dog food tbh
also
>identifying as a gamer

>> No.6303499

>>6303495
Anita pls go

>> No.6303523

>>6303392
Then clearly you don't care about food and might actually be some form of lab grown, Chipotle murder drone waiting to be activated via subliminal message before attempting to purge this world of all that is authentic, replacing our superior diets of meat and cheese in tortillas with meme food fedora rollies.

I'll bet you don't even care enough about your women to follow them around for month, even years, gaining intelligence on their personality, hopes, dreams, and authentic food preferences before you stammer out your shill speak, sweating and shaking, ultimately collapsing from dehydration and shame, you corporate faggot

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>>6303186
>gamer grub
You mean like cheetos & morning dew?

That's marketing. No true gamer wants orange powder over their board game, D&D books or PlayStation.

>> No.6304832

>>6303186

What's the point of even getting brown rice anymore when you've filled your burrito with all that crap?