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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Opinion on this guy?

>> No.6302502

Was possibly my favorite until I just now found out he's a jew thanks to your god damned filename. I would have preferred to not know this.

>> No.6302503

I'd really like to see him work as a short order cook. You think he could handle it?

"Here Heston, cook 200 steaks all at different temperatures per the customer's request. You have 2 hours during lunch rush to do it. You can't use a thermometer. We don't have time for that shit. Get to it."

Someone has to advance the culinary arts, I guess. I just prefer working class food. I always loved those episodes where Gordon Ramsay would go into a Chinese kitchen, and they'd boot him out because he couldn't handle the pace. Guy can't make a stir fry to save his life.

But to be fair, I doubt any of those wok masters would know what to do with a sous vide machine if given one.

>> No.6302505

I never liked Moby

>> No.6302510

He's poopy.

>> No.6302521

>>6302503
heston blumenthal can't into food safety:
http://barfblog.com/2014/12/heston-dont-know-food-safety/

>> No.6302527

>>6302521

...are you the owner of this shitty blog, or why are you giving it any credence? there's literally no insight in that post beyond what we already know - that people got sick off contaminated oysters (which isn't a rare occurrence)

>> No.6302637

>>6302502
/pol/ pls go and stay go
If you actually liked him before and him being a jew changes that, without adding any other information, then you have some serious issues.

>> No.6302709
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how would I know? never heard him speak, or how he acts.I am attraced to guys with longer hair, but maybe a remnant of college days and was in jobs requiring short hair (military and mining). good looking guy younger than . lose the dumbass square frames. though gay 90% of friends are straight.not everyone goes "clubbing" every night.I

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>> No.6303531

He's a novelty chef. I don't like his cold approach. I also hate his mouth.

>> No.6303536

>>6302472
Makes cray cray food, shits dope.

>> No.6303937
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>>6302502
>4chan Nazi
>cannot identify the name 'Blumenthal' as Jewish

Pic related. He's fuehrerious.

>> No.6303986

let me guess, he's british. He has that inbred look going on.

>> No.6304002

Autism central.

>> No.6304227

>>6302637
Yes, I have serious issues with jews mutilating baby boy's dicks. UHHH, WHAT?

>> No.6304231

>>6303937
>disliking jews makes you a nazi
kike pls go

>> No.6304238

>>6303937
lol, fuck all jew shit.

>> No.6304252

>>6302503
say what you want about gordon, but he has his priorities straight. Food safety and cleanliness are the most important parts of a culinary professional.

Its from these standards that their standards of taste evolve - you cant have a dirty chef produce consistently tasty results. They just dont care

>> No.6304269

>>6304252

lol accusing heston of inconsistency is some dumb shit bro. he's one of the most exacting chefs you can find.

>> No.6304288

>>6304227
don't poke the bear. not a big deal, but christian and circumcised.

>> No.6304289

>>6302472
what the fuck is wrong with his face

>> No.6304782

He has fun with food.
I like his Channel 4 shows.

>> No.6304786

>>6302472
An over achiever with the downs

>> No.6304790

>>6304289
He's british.

>> No.6305247
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6305247

His parents are British Jews but he's not religious and eats pork - just like this clown failing to eat a bacon sandwich.

>> No.6305254

>>6304790
didn't know all brits look lie they have down syndrom

>> No.6305277

>>6305254
Well, they put a bunch of inbreds in charge of everything.

>> No.6305307

>>6303937
Next he'll be shocked to discover Judge Judy is Jewish.

>> No.6305309

>>6304227
So you definitely never eat Kellogs cereals? I just need to check.

>> No.6305412

>>6302472
his chin to forehead ratio is a bit off. it looks like its about 60/40 forehead to chin, when i think 75/25 is probably a bit more palatable.

>> No.6305486

>>6302472
This ugly BALD son of a bitch is making risotto, and BASICALLY, you are fucking stupid.

>> No.6305503

>>6305412
No, it's his facial features doing everything they can to crowd away from the chin and forehead. Small face needs to be smaller. Someone shoop it.

Jokes aside, I think he's alright.

>> No.6305551

>>6302527
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-16050546
Shit son, a resturant that seats 40, but gets 6 times that many sick?

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>>6305503

>> No.6305908

>>6305886
sick chop dude

>> No.6305912

>>6302472
Looks like a Tim and Eric secondary character

>> No.6305914
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>>6302750
TOP KEK

>> No.6307963

>>6305309
Boycotted kellog a loooong time ago.

>>6304288
Sucks to be you, rawdick.

>> No.6308227

Absolute hack with shit tier taste.

>MUH TECHNIQUE

Go be a wannabe chemist somewhere else.

>> No.6308230

>>6303937
>>6305307
>HURR GERMAN NAME MEAN YOU ARE A JOO

Get the fuck out.

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>> No.6308785

his face looks like my penis

>> No.6308788

>>6305307
Doesn't surprise me that old cunt is a jew

>> No.6308795

>>6305247
>allegations of crypto-judaism

>> No.6308798

>>6308788
Well no, it shouldn't surprise anyone that someone with the surname "Sheindlin" is Jewish.

>> No.6308803

>>6308788
your a jew

>> No.6308806

>>6302502
>not getting that from his last name

You're an idiot.

>> No.6308811

>>6308798
Why would I bother remembering the surname?

>> No.6308816

>>6308811
>remembering

Are you a goldfish?

>> No.6308944

>>6308798
>>6308811
I thought her surname was Judy because you don't call judges by their first name.

Whoops~