Cringe Thread

[Anonymous No.6298298]

Cringe Thread? Cringe Thread.

[Anonymous No.6298301]

This material seems a bit wifey

[Anonymous No.6298312]

>>6298298
comments are cringey, thats about it

[Anonymous No.6298315]

>fat as fuck
>diet coke
Doesn't surprise me.

[Anonymous No.6298434]

But it tastes really good with ketchup

[Anonymous No.6298632]

>>6298298
>inb4 krappy patty
>inb4 homemade italian sauce, first ingredient is 3 cans sauce
>inb4 home made italian meatballs
>inb4 random slavic cooking
>inb4 cooking with hoarders

[Anonymous No.6298633]

>>6298632
Fuck, I forgot simplysara...

>inb4 simplysara

now if none of these things are posted, this should be a good, original thread.

[Anonymous No.6298638]

anything by Sandra Lee

[Anonymous No.6298641]

>>6298638
Oh Sandra Lee. She does the best she can.

[Anonymous No.6298645]

>>6298641
God bless her heart.

[Anonymous No.6298648]

I bet none of you have seen this before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

[Anonymous No.6298761]

>>6298298
well some things can be pretty bad it isOK/. sucking air yet? don't feel bad. I have probaly done worse. here is a gif nice sleepy time.

[Anonymous No.6298765]

[Anonymous No.6298766]

>>6298765
what are those? looks like some kind of fruit

[Anonymous No.6298771]

>>6298766

pale sun gold tomatoes maybe?

[Anonymous No.6299097]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzmplLIBIDw

>>6298632
I'm going to take this as a challenge and try to find as many new videos as I can. I love shitty cooking videos, but these threads rarely deliver anymore.

[Anonymous No.6299103]

>>6298648
every time

TO MAY TOE

SEE PICK ILLS

[Anonymous No.6299111]

>>6298765
trypophobia

[Anonymous No.6299118]

>>6299111
>trypophobia
>tryp
>trip
>trips
nice

[Anonymous No.6299131]

>>6299111
ayy

[Anonymous No.6299143]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

[Anonymous No.6299146]

>>6298632
>inb4 homemade italian sauce, first ingredient is 3 cans sauce
>inb4 home made italian meatballs
>inb4 random slavic cooking
>inb4 cooking with hoarders

post some of these? i already know krabby patty

[Anonymous No.6299169]

>>6299143
every time its posted I watch the whole thing

[Anonymous No.6299232]

>>6298298
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVCdgYUHbG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPzs6N9J1II

[Anonymous No.6299235]

>>6299143
I'd fuck her deep.

[Anonymous No.6299237]

>>6298298
It has too much ketchup but it doesn't look too bad, nothing to blog about though.

These sorts of desperate attention grabs are why I refuse to go on Facebook

[Anonymous No.6299247]

>>6299169

[Anonymous No.6299332]

>>6299247
Spoiler. He didn't actually try it. Or drink the shot.

[Anonymous No.6299526]

[Anonymous No.6299573]

absolutely.disgusting...

[Anonymous No.6299594]

i always put ketchup on my cheesesteaks, just not as much

[Anonymous No.6299607]

>>6299603

Opps wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.6299630]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
>SEE PEEK-YEHLS

[Anonymous No.6299658]

>>6298632
>>inb4 krappy patty

Oh god, it all comes back.

[Anonymous No.6299674]

MOAR MOAR MOAR

[Anonymous No.6299679]

>>6298298
>diet coke
that is cringe worthy

[Anonymous No.6299687]

>>6299111
Trypophobia isn't a real phobia though. Feeling uncomfortable when seeing holes in things that shouldn't have holes is called being normal.

[Anonymous No.6299733]

>>6298298
Nice try Rosie.

[Anonymous No.6299736]

>>6298298
>diet coke because sugar has calories and is bad for you
>put red sugar on sandwich
the best is when someone gets an ice cream float with diet soda

[Anonymous No.6299798]

>>6299679
>>6299736
I'm cringing more at all the pathetic diet coke posts more than anything.

[Anonymous No.6299817]

>>6299332
He definitely didn't try it because there's absolutely no way it could have tasted like chef boyardee

[Anonymous No.6299825]

>>6298765
looks like theyre making a fucking grape pancake

[Anonymous No.6299827]

>Ketchup

[Anonymous No.6299881]

[Anonymous No.6299890]

>>6299881
Going to assume that bitch is British and ran out of mash so she used rice instead.

[Anonymous No.6299897]

>>6299881
I wish my wife knew how to cook WW2 rations for when the PTSD kicks in too

[Anonymous No.6299909]

>>6299817
Also, compare the two images of pasta. Looks like he moved some of it to the right (hence the indentation on the left, but look again, the right side is up higher now), and then just threw some on the table for an unknown reason.
Probably dumped the oil down the sink.
PoorBastard is a tryhard wannabe.

[Anonymous No.6299921]

I first saw his videos years ago. It never gets old though. Not sure if cringe or internet gold?

http://youtu.be/XgRlfgV0h9w

[Anonymous No.6299923]

Is this guy still alive?

[Anonymous No.6299932]

>>6299881
>Green thai curry sauce
>Over cooked rice
>Bernard Matthews turkey escalope
>Lovingly presented
#wifeymaterial

[Anonymous No.6299960]

>>6299881
Reminds me of this.

[Anonymous No.6299973]

>>6299923

Oh, god you had to remind me of this guy didn't you?

>Literally dumping container of old store bought salsa all over a shitty omelette.

Looks like he's still making videos. He is some elaborate troll isn't he?

[Anonymous No.6299996]

>>6299973
The king of cross contamination

His specialty is undercooked chicken

[Anonymous No.6300039]

>>6299923
Oh man Cooking with Jack. That shit always used to have me cringing in some way or another.

>the shitload of salsa on the omelette
>undercooked "just pink" chicken
>dirty cooking practices
>shilling his own brand sauces and seasoning's while showing how mediocre a cook he is

But the best is this nightmare bizarre cooking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

[Anonymous No.6300049]

>ketchup instead of bbq sauce

plebs need to evolve

[Anonymous No.6300056]

>>6300039
>>6299996
>>6299973

Just checked out his channel for the first time in a long time. And this is what I seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uxyg3KSlfc

I mean, there's still filthy cooking practices and a lot of cross contamination, but it looks much better than vegetable jello.

[Anonymous No.6300061]

>>6299960

well thats food poisoning if i've ever seen it

[Anonymous No.6300068]

>>6299960
Looks too much like my shit after a bad meal.

[Anonymous No.6300070]

>>6300039
My eyelid started twitching while I was watching this. What the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.6300084]

>>6299232
Is that Finnish?

[Anonymous No.6300089]

>>6300084
Yes.

[Anonymous No.6300135]

>>6299923
Me and a buddy save up videos of his and watch a handful of them at a time. I'd love to make a video of all the shit this guy does. From pickles, to nachos, to eggs his videos are golden. Every single video, man, all of them have laughable moments. I like to think that off-camera he beats his children and is an abusive parent. I also ponder the mythos of the dynamic piggy bank that is always staring into the camera. How it transformed into a ninja turtle. I like to think that we're his biggest "fans." I wish this motherfucker got more posts on /ck/ and not fucking joey. I'm tired of seeing that fucker's face shoved into whatever container happens to be holding cheese in it.

On another note, I plan to one day consume his sauce. I've only ever seen him cook with it once and I don't think I've ever seen anyone comment on them in his videos.

[Anonymous No.6300748]

>>6299923

Link to the video with the bloody chicken? I bet he took it down.....I hope...

[Anonymous No.6300759]

>>6300056
>>6300070

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJnH-t9GiLs

[Anonymous No.6300774]

>>6299630
The mother/father are saints for helping him do this

[Anonymous No.6300782]

>>6299687
It is if mango worms count which is what I'm pretty sure those photoshopped pictures use

[Anonymous No.6300784]

>>6300759
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.6300795]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_zWyx6CTI

enjoy

[Anonymous No.6300800]

>>6299131
Is this what my tong looks like when my mouf if closed?

[Anonymous No.6300804]

>>6300800
i really am a downo

[Anonymous No.6300823]

Where's Chris Chan's spaghetti video?

[Anonymous No.6300881]

>>6299097
Dat mayo/ranch combo.
Goddamn.

[Anonymous No.6300922]

>>6298648
>10:58
Get's me every time.

[Anonymous No.6300928]

>>6299232
the whole time im thinking "Someone, some FUCKING where, knows what the hell he's saying" his rambling through the whole video is just bewildering to me

[Anonymous No.6300935]

>>6300135
>I plan to one day consume his sauce.
kek

[Anonymous No.6300943]

>>6299881
>tfw ex's name was Steve

[Anonymous No.6300944]

>>6299960
That poor piece of meat, slowly sinking into that bog of diarrhea, never to be seen again.

[Anonymous No.6300970]

>>6300943
>tfw nobody gives a shit that you're a girl and you should stop being an attention whore and blogging

[Anonymous No.6300977]

>>6300970
what if it's gay

[Anonymous No.6300978]

>>6299923
Oh god that first one
>Just a little bit of salsa

[Anonymous No.6300981]

>>6299232
>cuck cuck datcuck ta cuck hyuck luck homba mactoma

[Anonymous No.6300989]

>>6300977
I maintain the nobody cares and [s]he should stop blogging sentiment

[Anonymous No.6300990]

>>6300943
>dating men

[Anonymous No.6301007]

>>6298315

Would you prefer if it were regular coke instead

[Anonymous No.6301009]

>>6300056
>some of my favorite books
>150,000
With the types of books I like, I REALLY doubt it. I don't read garbage.

[Anonymous No.6301010]

wit or witout OH gabagool das how we doot in phillayy

[Anonymous No.6301019]

>>6301007
Not him but yes. Drinking diet coke is for delusional fat fucks that try to be "healthy" when coke is inherently unhealthy. At least with regular coke you're not trying to trick yourself.

[Anonymous No.6301021]

>>6300056
>parmesan has special kick to it
That's feet, brah.

[Anonymous No.6301046]

>>6299630
>letting you child watch that show
>fulfilling desire of wanting everything spongebob
Damn it. Why do parents do this to their children?

[Anonymous No.6301061]

>>6300039
the dark side of southern cooking

i guess it was all the lucky strikes or something but the 50s were a dark period for housewives

everyone's grandma has some kinda crazy thing like this, usually involving pineapple, coconut, and/or jello powder mixed with savory ingredients (grated veggies, pretzels, cheeses) and served as some sort of 'casserole'

church potlucks are plagued with them to this day

[Anonymous No.6301067]

>>6300039
I almost threw up in my bed when he started to pour it.

[Anonymous No.6301074]

[Anonymous No.6301077]

>>6301019

So you think they should be getting even more fat, way way fatter than they are now.

[Anonymous No.6301082]

>>6301061
Weird jello encased dishes were featured in all sorts of cooking mags at the time.
One theory is that the U.S. government was trying to popularize non-perishables and stuff so that americans would be acclimated to shitty food in the event of a fallout situation.

[Anonymous No.6301093]

>>6301077
If you're that obese and not willing to change your lifestyle for the better, then why not drop all pretenses and be the fatass you really are.

[Anonymous No.6301113]

>>6301093

So you promote fat people getting even more fat instead of at least taking a tiny step of not being even fatter.

All the
>diet coke
comments are pointless observations while trying to inflate your own ego through some pointless conjecture over something of no consequense.

[Anonymous No.6301121]

>>6301113
Masterfully spoken like a delusional fatass.

[Anonymous No.6301125]

>>6299097
man what the fuck

[Anonymous No.6301126]

>>6301121

And here comes the ad hominem when the retard can't argue his point any longer.

[Anonymous No.6301129]

>>6298315
I'm fat and drink soda without sugar. Have type 1 diabetes though.

And yes, trying to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.6301131]

>>6299097
OH SHIT I HAVEN'T SEEN KING COBRA FOR LIKE 5 YEARS. He used to drink Monsters and pretend he was a god of darkness or some shit.

[Anonymous No.6301132]

>>6301126
You can deny it all you want.

[Anonymous No.6301135]

>>6301113
That's like applauding someone for taking 2 extra footsteps on their way from their house to McDonalds. The calorie difference in diet sodas is insignificant. You could forgo the soda/mcdonalds altogether and just take a walk. That's more praiseworthy.

[Anonymous No.6301139]

>>6301132

>being this asspained

[Anonymous No.6301142]

>>6301135
200+ for a bottle isn't insignificant, especially when these people scarf down a lot in one day.

[Anonymous No.6301144]

I cringe every time I see this lonely waiter.

No wonder they get so upset when I don't leave a tip.

[Anonymous No.6301153]

>>6298648
He had the makings of a pretty good burger and his kitchen (or at least his parents kitchen) looks fucking way better than mine.
But this hurts to watch.

[Anonymous No.6301155]

>>6301135
>The calorie difference in diet sodas is insignificant.

33cl of regular coke has 139 calories while coke zero has less than 1. Now extrapolate that for something like 1.5 litres or more per day that obese people may drink per day and the significance is huge, Much bigger than taking that walk.

>That's like applauding
No ones applauding, I'm just tired of these lame ass diet coke observations from retards.

[Anonymous No.6301173]

>>6299881

What are you guys talking about? That looks delicious as fuck.

Chicken tender - 10/10, bar status.
Rice - rice/10
Green slop - Looks delicious, but who knows what it's made of? Either way, I've never eaten anything that color without it being delicious...

split pea soup,
green curry,
salsa verde,
etc.

Unless you're one of those weirdos that doesn't eat food just because it looks like poop, I don't understand.

The best food in the world looks like vomit and poop.

[Anonymous No.6301223]

>>6301132
someone needs to take that cunt's face and rub in all up in that mess she just made, aspie ducklips first

[Anonymous No.6301291]

>>6301173
i think it's bad cream gravy

[Anonymous No.6301303]

>>6301144
How much must you crave cock to focus on the waiter?

[Anonymous No.6301438]

>>6300084
The story is sad.

He was a hacker who pissed off the Finnish government so bad he's been slapped with crippling fines for the rest of his life. (Finland uses fines to just totally crush its citizens if they act out.) If he had any semblance of a social life now it's gone forever. Because of his poverty and isolation he's gone a little mad in the head as you can see.

[Anonymous No.6301448]

>>6298648
what. the. fuck.

[Anonymous No.6301451]

>>6301438
You made that up.

[Anonymous No.6301476]

>>6301132

LLL
OOO
NNN
DDD
OOO
LONDONODNOL
OOO
DDD
N NN
O OO
LLL

[Anonymous No.6301628]

>>6301121
That's shopped, right?

[Anonymous No.6301654]

>>6300039
>crucial ingredient: whipped cream
>adds cool whip


every fucking time

[Anonymous No.6301674]

>>6299630

Every time i see this little fucking shit, every fucking time. Just imagine - you spend your whole life struggling, you go through hell and back, finally you make something of yourself and shit starts to look better, you get a beautiful wife, you're both in love, and then one day this little faggot plops out of your beloved vagina. Just imagine it for a fucking second, i personally think i would kill myself.

[Anonymous No.6301681]

It's czech, but you'll get the point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR-xcjA6cx8

[Anonymous No.6301693]

>>6301681

Why?

[Anonymous No.6301695]

>>6301681
he is cute

[Anonymous No.6301701]

>>6301693
>>6301695

He's pretty famous in the country, has his own show where he cooks shit like this ALL the time. I think his cooking book is the has the most copies sold in Czech Republic and Slovakia. Just goes to show what a fucking backwater swamp this place is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aL6FeJQyTM

[Anonymous No.6301713]

>>6301135
>The calorie difference in diet sodas is insignificant
It's huge you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.6301739]

>>6299923
>just a little bit of salsa
>don't worry if there's blood, just zap it for 1 minute in the microwave

[Anonymous No.6301747]

>>6301681
It's like sweet sundae ramen all over again.

[Anonymous No.6301792]

>>6300795
>cleaning potato with soap

What in the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.6301800]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok4cM6WTA5E

Have a nice fucking life

[Anonymous No.6301804]

>>6299923
He is a crazy Bible bashing motherfucker. Watch any of his livestreams where he gets into politics.

He moved to the Deep South because California teaches kids sex ed.
In his most recent video, his son has a broken little finger and I can't shake the feeling Jack snapped it after he caught him fapping/being gay

[Anonymous No.6301808]

>>6301681
I don't get what's cringeworthy about this. Frankly if you ignore the word 'sushi' in there and pretend they're just rolled sandwiches, then they seem pretty tasty. Hardly gourmet cooking, but I honestly wouldn't mind having them as party snacks or whatever.

[Anonymous No.6301833]

>>6298315
>buy family-size combo meals at places like Hungry Jacks/McDonalds
>ask for all the drinks as diet coke cause I'm on a diet
>proceed to eat it all alone at the table closest to the counter
I always wonder what the workers think. I like to imagine I give them a good laugh.

[Anonymous No.6301844]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

Poor mans filet mignon(yup, like that's a thing)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kquB3rIgfGk

Lazy mans drinks

fuck shit.

[Anonymous No.6301873]

>>6301144
keked at the writing on the bottle

[Anonymous No.6301881]

>>6301155
Artificial sweeteners confuse your brain. The brain expects an energy boost when it eats or drinks something sweet, and when it receives no energy, you become increasingly hungry. By drinking diet or low-calorie soda you sabotage yourself immensely because it fucks with your hunger.

[Anonymous No.6301886]

>>6301881
Fun-fact: No studies have conclusively shown this effect.

Anecdotally I can vouch for it though, holy shit I get so hungry after having diet soft drink if I haven't eaten anything.

[Anonymous No.6301895]

>>6301681
Is that string cheese at 2:10?

[Anonymous No.6301922]

>>6300759
>"My favorite song is Carol of the Bells, ding!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xOxtHaM1A

[Anonymous No.6301976]

>>6298648
is he really clever? or retarded?

[Anonymous No.6301982]

>>6301800
beyond rich.

[Anonymous No.6302001]

>>6301800
>I'm gonna make a Lasagne
>without meat or lasagne sheets

[Anonymous No.6302016]

>>6301800
why not at least pretend that it's your own recipe? all the damn in this fuckers videos he says

>it says to

fuck you cunt just say do it

[Anonymous No.6302023]

>>6301881

>you become increasingly hungry. By drinking diet or low-calorie soda you sabotage yourself immensely because it fucks with your hunger.

Fructose does the same thing and the sodas in at least in the USA are full of it to my knowledge. Diet soda is still a preferable to regular.

[Anonymous No.6302034]

>>6301881

>you become increasingly hungry. By drinking diet or low-calorie soda you sabotage yourself immensely because it fucks with your hunger.

Fructose does the same thing and sodas at least in the USA are full of it to my knowledge. Diet soda is still preferable to regular.

[Anonymous No.6302042]

>>6302023
>>6302034
you did a different post just to take out the word "the"

[Anonymous No.6302048]

>>6302034
I'm not saying any amount of soda is okay, I'm just saying that there's evidence to suggest that diet soda is overall worse for diet than just drinking full-fat soda.

[Anonymous No.6302050]

>>6302034
>>6302048
Or you could just drink regular in moderation instead of chugging a 2 liter of diet a day you fat shits.

[Anonymous No.6302056]

>>6301019
Coke Zero is for fatasses. Diet Coke is for patricians who can taste how much better it is than regular Coke.

[Anonymous No.6302066]

>>6302042

Did more than that and the fact that it bothers you and call it autism is irony at its finest.

>>6302048
Except it hasn't been proven in any study, and soda with fructose does exactly the same thing as well with the added bonus of shitload of calories that get stored as bodyfat while they still scarf down that double cheese mcfat with extra cheese fries times three.

Sodas in general don't remove hunger at all.

>>6302050
they could but they don't, besides that's an entirely different topic from what I am responding to. My only argument here is about tired ass diet coke observations that serve no purpose except for retards to feel clever and inflate their own fragile ego.

[Anonymous No.6302184]

>>6299960
did the person just stuff the chicken and rice in a rice cooker in same time?

[Anonymous No.6302197]

>>6301844
I realized what he looks like.

[Anonymous No.6302270]

>>6301976
I.. I just can't tell. Watching the little bastard cutting into an onion like that then rubbing his oniony hands into his eyes while he whines just kills me every time though.

[Anonymous No.6302294]

>>6298765
looks like cocktail tomatoes that were picked by a color blind.

[Anonymous No.6302299]

>>6300039
>pineapple
>cool whip
>cream cheese
>jello
>american cheese
...wont these things curdle? why the fuck would you combine these things?? how the fuck is this a salad?

[Anonymous No.6302312]

>>6302299
The pineapple used in whip cream/jello salads has been cooked. It came from a can. The acidity has been mostly cooked out as a result. So nope, no curdling. And cool whip is warlock magic of preservatives and oils so no problems there.

[Anonymous No.6302339]

>>6301976
just autism

[Anonymous No.6302372]

>>6301800
>lazy man's lasagne
Not lasagne at all.

[Anonymous No.6302383]

>>6302339
So he's retarded then

[Anonymous No.6302386]

>>6302050
Why not drink diet soda in moderation, i probably drink about 1 litr of diet coke and about 1ltr of diet dr pepper a week. Why would i want the 800 calories when i could have 0. I don't even mind the taste at this point.

[Anonymous No.6302400]

>>6302386
>2 liters of soda a week
>no calories
mfw

[Anonymous No.6302454]

>>6302386
>I don't even mind the taste at this point
So... You are paying money for a product that you only tolerate and do not enjoy? You know that water is practically free right?

[Anonymous No.6302470]

>>6299909
good god we're cynical

[Anonymous No.6302475]

>>6301800
>this classroom may have vegetarians, so we're gonna leave the meat out
way to fucking ruin it for everyone herbivore twats

[Anonymous No.6302979]

>>6301129
consider water

[Anonymous No.6303012]

>>6302386
seriously?

[Anonymous No.6303030]

>>6299232
this guys is like the finnish masao except this fin actually likes the food he makes

[Anonymous No.6303040]

>>6298632
what are those italian videos and what's wrong with them?

[Anonymous No.6303056]

>>6298648
>that kitchen table

[Anonymous No.6303058]

>>6302400
Diet soda has no calories.

[Anonymous No.6303071]

[Anonymous No.6303085]

[Anonymous No.6303093]

>>6303058
Your body still has to metabolize the artificial cancer causing sweeteners, and the acid and all the other crap that's in diet soda

Enjoy taking years off your life by drinking that shit

[Anonymous No.6303099]

>>6301976
Doubleswee is definitely a sperg, though he and the brother (silent camera man) knows it and encourages the autism a little extra for comedic effect. He and his brother are both in on it but I think the whole routine is mostly his elders idea, as all the jokes are at the expense of the younger one.

[Anonymous No.6303100]

>>6301077
Anyone who drinks diet coke should be euthanized. No exceptions.

[Anonymous No.6303141]

this thread needs some anti-cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjIhavbHC4

[Anonymous No.6303155]

>>6303093

> cancer causing sweeteners

unfounded claim

> the acid

there's acid in all kinds of shit.

[Anonymous No.6303159]

>>6298648
Okay so I think his wierd ass voice is him doing an impression of Squidward or Spongebob.

>>6300039

It's like one of those disgusting jello salad recipes from the 50's his white trash retarded grandmother must have half-remembered.

[Anonymous No.6303170]

>>6303155
Are you actually trying to argue that diet coke is the same as water? This needs to be screenshot and saved for future cringe threads.

[Anonymous No.6303176]

>>6303170

no.

[Anonymous No.6303199]

>>6301061
Yeah, it's part a result of shitty wartime rations, part clever marketing, and part widespread drug use that popularized such bizarre new dishes.

[Anonymous No.6303201]

>>6301701
What's wrong with this recipe? Have you never had spaghetti pie?

[Anonymous No.6303219]

>>6301674
It doesn't help that he's enamored with spongebob, and THEY let that happen. So fuck them.

[Anonymous No.6303259]

>>6302312
>>6302312

[Anonymous No.6303266]

>>6301674
The guilt would be crushing
>did I pick the wrong wife
>are these my genes at play
>was it the upbringing
>perhaps he just needs a sibling

[Anonymous No.6303300]

So far this is the only cooking related thing that makes me cringe.

[Anonymous No.6303310]

>>6303300
So did they just not season it before cooking?

[Anonymous No.6303311]

*le wifey material face

[Anonymous No.6303316]

>>6301681
I don't see the problem, this is the kind of thing you make for/with your kid.

[Anonymous No.6303320]

>>6303300
Why aren't cast iron pans seasoned at the factory?

[Anonymous No.6303325]

>>6301800
>Lasagna
>for heritage day
>makes american style vegetarian pasta

[Anonymous No.6303341]

[Anonymous No.6303354]

>>6299232
A clone of markorepairs?

[Anonymous No.6303363]

>>6303093
Oh no I wouldn't want any other acid to get in the hydrochloric acid in my stomach!

[Anonymous No.6303376]

>>6301438
i've also read that he was a pretty big hacker type that's now fucked with fines, but i could probably just be spouting some false information too

[Anonymous No.6303378]

>>6299526
what's wrong with this one?

[Anonymous No.6303383]

>>6303378

nothing fellow american? you going to the game tonight? we are going to bring the bbq and ranch and have a pizza party with spicy jalapeno wings on the side.

[Anonymous No.6303418]

>>6303341
You know how in those cartoons they make fun of cafeteria food by making it look like some alien life form. I didn't know it was actually a thing.

[Anonymous No.6303422]

>>6303383
Which game?

[Anonymous No.6303431]

>>6303422

the atlanta wildcats against ohio spartans game bro

[Anonymous No.6303435]

>>6303159

[Anonymous No.6303881]

>>6299143
what's the point of all that garlic and onion and shit if she just strains it out?

wtf is this shit

[Anonymous No.6303962]

Atomic bomb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSkT77010fE

[Anonymous No.6304093]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTI40oRWHGU

[Anonymous No.6304099]

>>6304093
Seems pretty good

[Anonymous No.6304167]

>>6299960
oh, this guy~

[Anonymous No.6304171]

>>6304167

[Anonymous No.6304175]

>>6304171

[Anonymous No.6304179]

>>6304175

[Anonymous No.6304182]

[Anonymous No.6304187]

>>6304179

[Anonymous No.6304188]

[Anonymous No.6304191]

>>6304182

[Anonymous No.6304194]

[Anonymous No.6304195]

>>6304191

[Anonymous No.6304197]

>>6304187
>thumbnail
boxed macncheese and chicken with onions
>full pic
oh...oh no.

[Anonymous No.6304199]

>>6304195

[Anonymous No.6304204]

>>6300935
>beard
>hitler youth
>instant noodles
>sriacha

it's like you summarized reddit in one gif

[Anonymous No.6304206]

>>6304199

[Anonymous No.6304212]

>>6304206

[Anonymous No.6304213]

[Anonymous No.6304218]

>>6304212

[Anonymous No.6304219]

>>6304188
>implying thats cringe

[Anonymous No.6304220]

[Anonymous No.6304222]

[Anonymous No.6304224]

>>6304218

[Anonymous No.6304228]

[Anonymous No.6304232]

>>6304224
more of his lovely dishes can be found here :)

http://gourmetcreations.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.6304239]

[Anonymous No.6304240]

>>6303435
7/10 would eat

[Anonymous No.6304253]

[Anonymous No.6304276]

>>6304253
that's actually passable in terms of wifey material

[Anonymous No.6304309]

>>6298765
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES A SWASTIKA??

[Anonymous No.6304316]

>>6299143
>I'm happy with the sodium content
>because I won't need to ever add any more

Christ.

[Anonymous No.6304324]

>>6304220
Perfect for those days when putting cheese in between slices of bread is too much effort.

[Anonymous No.6304333]

>>6303341
Hambuger Helper disaster and frozen veggie mix.

>>6304195
Looks delicious.

>>6304222
6/10, not bad.

>>6304239
>sippy sip
Niggerspeak?

>>6304253
Glazed carrots, garlic bread, spaghetti and chicken alfrdo? Again, 6/10.

[Anonymous No.6304340]

>>6304191
>>6304195
these pictures together remind me of taking terrible frozen waffles, covering them with peanut butter, and then pouring on syrup and letting them soak it up

not even ashamed

[Anonymous No.6304373]

>>6304340
i wouldn't mind it so much if the guy had taken an extra .5 seconds to actually spread the shit on, or at least distribute it a little more evenly.

[Anonymous No.6304376]

>>6300795
Im so angry at this

[Anonymous No.6304382]

>>6303431
what's up wild cats

[Anonymous No.6304389]

>>6298298
That is a fucking cheesesteak.
What the fuck is a "philly?"

[Anonymous No.6304398]

>>6301074
The reactions alone.. This wasn't cringe, this was a beautiful disaster from start to finish.

[Anonymous No.6304406]

>>6304179
HOLY FUCK HEMPMILK IS THE FUCKING BEST

[Anonymous No.6304414]

>>6299143
>1.5 cup CANOLA oil
>washes onion
>removes only fresh ingredients before serving

but why? but why all of it?

[Anonymous No.6304465]

>>6303030
nobody is like masao, anon

[Anonymous No.6304500]

>>6304253
Canned mushy carrots
Frozen bread stick
Pasta roni with shakey cheese dumped on it
>>from scratch

[Anonymous No.6305018]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk

What food do you think they eat?

[Anonymous No.6305031]

>>6304414

>CANOLA

why the fuck does everyone freak out about it being canola.

[Anonymous No.6305317]

>>6301681
yeah im from slovakia, this guy is a running joke. Another joke is that he sold half a million ooking books. goddamn, you are lucky you dont understand him.

[Anonymous No.6305323]

>>6299097

[Anonymous No.6305325]

>>6305018
i see you seagull

[Anonymous No.6305375]

>>6299881
>>6299960
Please no.

[Anonymous No.6305386]

>>6299143
The way she chops the onion is something else. How do you even develop that technique?

[Anonymous No.6305396]

>>6303962
That voice sounds lie that man has bodies in his basement.

[Anonymous No.6305419]

>>6304194
Run of the mill normie humor. No cringe here.

[Anonymous No.6305432]

>>6305386
How havent they lost a finger by now

[Anonymous No.6305515]

>>6300039
To be honest, this could be an okay dish if he took out the vegetables and American cheese. Maybe add coconut cream and serve it as a dessert.

[Anonymous No.6305752]

>>6303093
confirmed for not knowing shit.

[Anonymous No.6305781]

[Anonymous No.6305784]

>>6303093
full retard

[Anonymous No.6305813]

>>6303435
this looks pretty cool minus the marshmellows. would not eat though.

[Anonymous No.6305833]

>>6304195
>cookies and cream milk
WHERE IN THE FRESH FUCK CAN I ACQUIRE THIS?

[Anonymous No.6305836]

>>6304188
That must have cost a lot of GBP

[Anonymous No.6305878]

>>6304253
>#sodomestic

She likes anal? What does that have to do with dinner?

[Anonymous No.6305898]

>>6303435
that actually looks awesome though.

[Anonymous No.6305911]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

[Anonymous No.6305927]

>>6301800
exactly how I imagine every american cooking

[Anonymous No.6305934]

>>6299923
this picture looks like the holocaust

[Anonymous No.6305981]

>>6300759
SINGLE FRIED FRIES
NOT BLANCHED
NOT PAR-FRIED
RAW IN THE CENTER
STARCHY ON THE OUTSIDE
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.6306013]

You asked for it...

[Anonymous No.6306014]

>>6303093
The real problem with diet soda is that your body still thinks it's getting sugar, and you get a rush of insulin to compensate. The caffeine in soda can trick your brain for a little bit, but shortly after you're left feeling very hungry.
Diet soda sobotoges diets.
Cancer claims are unfounded though, so stop being a HFCS shill.

[Anonymous No.6306020]

-vomits-

[Anonymous No.6306024]

Humans disgust me sometimes.

[Anonymous No.6306033]

No one should have to live like this.

[Anonymous No.6306044]

>>6298648
So this shitlord twatwaffle made a "music" video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jet8wH262c

[Anonymous No.6306055]

>>6300039
Can somebody please make this? Like, the guy who made and tried Marie's homemade italian tomato sauce? Can you please try this and find out what the fuck it tastes like? There are so many bizzare contrasting ingredients in this slop that my brain can't even think of them all at once when trying to imagine what this could possibly taste like. I'm scared and confused and need someone sane from /ck/ to test this.

[Anonymous No.6306077]

>>6299921

[Anonymous No.6306081]

>>6306033
PLEASE
NO

[Anonymous No.6306084]

>>6302184
i-is that b-bad??

[Anonymous No.6306097]

>>6300039
>stater bros.
Aww shit this fat retard lives in my region

[Anonymous No.6306104]

>>6306033
Literally what is wrong with a scrambled egg wrap?

[Anonymous No.6306110]

>>6306104
>scrambled egg

[Anonymous No.6306125]

>>6299827
>Sweat Elemental

[Anonymous No.6306128]

>>6306104
ENHANCE

[Anonymous No.6306137]

>>6306104
Mah nigga, that's popcorn and ketchup.

[Anonymous No.6306172]

>>6305878
maximum overkek

[Anonymous No.6306205]

>>6306137
Oh shit, looks like scrambled eggs on my phone.

[Anonymous No.6306210]

>>6301844
>tabasco sauce
>v8
>pepper

absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.6306226]

>>6304213
Are they in grade 5?

[Anonymous No.6306242]

>>6299881
that looks like the shit i shit out 5 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.6306268]

>>6299881
Looks to me somewhat like barbecue hash, which is one of the most delicious piles of disgusting looking slop you can eat.

[Anonymous No.6306286]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

[Anonymous No.6306297]

>>6305031
I guess because it's a neutral oil, so its not really adding any flavor.

[Anonymous No.6306301]

>>6305386
Goddammit

[Anonymous No.6306307]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

[Anonymous No.6306326]

>>6301074
anymore like this?

[Anonymous No.6306338]

>>6304195
Dentures by the age of 50.

[Anonymous No.6306340]

>>6305386
Jesus...
Only thing worse than this is that horrible thing she did to the garlic.

[Anonymous No.6306343]

>>6305386
and then she deep fries it and then throws it away?

wtf I don't get the point of all the garlic and onion and basil if she just chucks it away and keeps the gallons of oil

[Anonymous No.6306360]

>>6304228
>>6304228
why corn?

W H Y

[Anonymous No.6306361]

>>6306338
if you always rinse your mouth with watter afterwards its not that bad.

[Anonymous No.6306363]

>>6305386
My friend pulls that shit, saying she's just as fast.

I can chop an onion in a quarter of the time, with evenly sized pieces. I can even vary the sizes if I want and not lose ANY time!

[Anonymous No.6306376]

>>6306343
To flavor the canola oil mang.

[Anonymous No.6306380]

>>6300795
I am speechless

[Anonymous No.6306399]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_V5g4sIgw
Tactical Cooking #gamergate

[Anonymous No.6306415]

>>6304187
That's not pasta, that's a pile of Cheez Whiz.

That makes me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.6306424]

>>6304222

> American paella

[Anonymous No.6306442]

>>6306013
that's actually funny

[Anonymous No.6306499]

>>6299143
Why is she using garlic onion and powder when she has fresh garlic and onions?? Is there a good reason for this or is she just being shitty?

[Anonymous No.6306694]

>>6306499

tradition

[Anonymous No.6306781]

>>6306499
For that authentic eye-talian taste of course

[Anonymous No.6307234]

>>6306361
>rinse with only water

[Anonymous No.6307434]

[Anonymous No.6307626]

>>6307434
That's just sad.

[Anonymous No.6307717]

>>6304232
moarrrr

[Anonymous No.6307755]

>>6307717

[Anonymous No.6307813]

>>6307755
I'm drunk, so I looked at this picture and it seemed blurry at first. Originally I thought it was big french freis and tater tots with ketchup and honey mustard. Sounds pretty good, right?

Then when things came into focus I realized it was poorly cooked ?????? with a pile of dried white chocolate and a ground up cows heart on the side.

[Anonymous No.6307845]

>>6307755
>>6307813
his food is a glorious mystery

[Anonymous No.6308011]

>>6303341
beef barfengole

[Anonymous No.6308260]

>>6303962
How to Make Iced Tea with G-Man

[Anonymous No.6308318]

>>6300795
>Looks and sounds like your worst elermentary school teacher
>Criticizing friends and family members who make her salted potatoes "wrong".
>Husband scared shitless behind the camera
>Soap on potatoes.
I would not want to know this lady.

[Anonymous No.6308441]

anyone know that one youtuber, the finnish guy whose room is small and absolutely disgusting? he doesnt always cook

[Anonymous No.6308484]

>>6308441
You mean this one? >>6299232
Or Cofe time, post related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
Those are the only ones I know of.