/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6295505]

sup /ck/

I'm trying to compile a list of common trollbait threads for every board. I don't regularly browse /ck/ and I'm not very familiar with the board culture yet so if you could help me out and list some of the most common ones that'd be great.

Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.6295513]

'gonna cook this steak tonight boys' (picture of good looking steak, pics of it cooking, final reveal shot after much anticipation of a well done piece of meat)

discussion of meme foods

'do americans really'

british food threads

[Anonymous No.6295516]

>>6295513
Meme food too.

Don't forget attention whores who will post something marginally food related so they can blog about being.made a girl or having a girlfriend too.

[Anonymous No.6295517]

>>6295505
All you need is a picture of a bowl of chilli.

[Anonymous No.6295533]

>>6295505
That fucking autistic 'reviewbrah' or who the fuck ever he is. That little shit in the suits who drinks powerade from a glass.

[Anonymous No.6295535]

>>6295505

Umami is the best trollbait on /ck/

[Anonymous No.6295566]

>>6295505
Only pork can be BBQ.

[Anonymous No.6295571]

If you add salt to water it will boil faster.

[Anonymous No.6295580]

GOD.jpg
never bothered to save it, can someone post it?

[Anonymous No.6295581]

I'm gluten-free for two weeks now

[Anonymous No.6295584]

also i don't know if it really counts cause it seems like a genuine thread but the 'food pics from japan' threads never fail to make a few people mad as fuck

[Anonymous No.6295597]

>tipping
>vegans
>"chemicals" or GMO's
>certain attributes of fine dining food/presentation

[Anonymous No.6295735]

>he drinks coffee for the taste

[Anonymous No.6295745]

Fast food rustles the autists

[Anonymous No.6295754]

>>6295516
If you think mentioning your girlfriend is attention whoring, that says a lot about you.

[Anonymous No.6295770]

>>6295754
I'm a girl, btw

[Anonymous No.6295780]

trolling /ck/ is as easy as posting any image of any pizza

[Anonymous No.6295789]

[Anonymous No.6295793]

>>6295789
lol italy

[Anonymous No.6295807]

>>6295571
I'm mad

[Anonymous No.6295819]

Garlic press or knife argument
>>6293787

[Anonymous No.6295918]

easiest /ck/ troll: ramen

[Anonymous No.6296192]

>>6295505
Do you mind if I post bait threads of other boards?

[Anonymous No.6296329]

>>6296192
Not at all.

[Anonymous No.6296414]

>>6295505
Anything with a fedora pic

Is x a meme food/drink

tendies

[Anonymous No.6296443]

>>6295505

veganism
gluten
"are you fat" threads
fast food
guy fieri
sriracha
youtube "chefs"/critics
american anything

[Anonymous No.6296447]

>>6295505
>there are people on /ck/ RIGHT NOW who LITERALLY........
Those threads.

[Anonymous No.6296467]

Im surprised no one mentioned the chili autism

[Anonymous No.6296476]

>>6295754
That I'm not a faggot who needs to blog about my social life on anonymous image boards when people are trying to discuss food?

[Anonymous No.6296495]

Flyover states
Meme food
Quinky sauce

[Anonymous No.6296541]

>>6295505
put beans in chili
declare one of authentic italian, chicago or new york pizza superior to the others
say that only pork is true barbecue
be a vegan
specifically use pink himalayan salt
eat tendies or nuggers

[Anonymous No.6296554]

>>6296541
>how best to troll /ck/
>be a vegan
Lol

[Anonymous No.6296566]

>mention "activated almonds"
>hot sauce thread

[Anonymous No.6296581]

>>6296566
>mention "activated almonds"
or emu meatballs

[Anonymous No.6296586]

>>6295505
>I don't regularly browse /ck/ and I'm not very familiar with the board culture

that fish stinks rotten to the core

[Anonymous No.6296606]

>>6296467

Literally the 3rd post >>6295517

[Anonymous No.6296881]

What is the best __________ and why is it ______________

[Anonymous No.6297047]

Does anybody have the pic that goes with:

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

[Anonymous No.6297078]

>>6296881
chili, Cincinnati-style.

[Anonymous No.6297127]

>>6295571
Put this first in a thread of 'protips'

[Anonymous No.6297179]

>>6295505

meme food threads
well done threads
sushi is overrated threads

[Anonymous No.6297223]

Anything kombucha

Methanol concern in brewing threads.

"I'm a rich white guy and I ate this for lunch"

Tripfagging in cooking threads

[Anonymous No.6297234]

Chili.

[Anonymous No.6297430]

Im new to this board and a poor college student ^_^ how do i make ramen exciting???

If ur poor just eat beens n rice dude

[Anonymous No.6297740]

>>6295505
Subs and rice is a recent one. Tendies but that might not count since it's a /r9k/ raid. Chick fila threads never fail to bring out /pol/.

[Anonymous No.6297749]

Posting anything about Guy Fieri or Gordon Ramsay.

[Anonymous No.6297910]

fork-knife

irish stew guy

lunch thief

[Anonymous No.6297920]

>>6295505
>chip sandwiches
>some abomination of fast food that isn't actually American being used as an example of clapistani cuisine
>veganism

[Anonymous No.6297926]

>>6295505
wait a sec
What if this is just b8 to get replies.
OP, I like your style.

[Anonymous No.6297937]

>>6295505
Any mention of flyover states.

[Anonymous No.6298029]

[Anonymous No.6298083]

>>6298029
i've literally never seen a golden opulence thread.

ramen question usually gets serious responses, there's a couple of standard images that get posted.

what the fuck is angie

[Anonymous No.6298114]

>>6296541
Don't forget the Mexican streetfood and Japanese sushi.

[Anonymous No.6298121]

putting ice in the deep fryer to know when it's ready

[Anonymous No.6298127]

>>6295505
"why haven't you gone vegan threads"
There is one up right now lol

[Anonymous No.6298173]

>>6296447
what about the short lived but amazing
>I've got 800 lbs of boiled chicken rectums, what do?
>I've got 500 boxes of cake boss cake mix, what do?
>My roommates bought so much ground beef, that we can't fit anymore in the fridge or the freezer, what do?

[Anonymous No.6298695]

>>6298173
Lol I remember the last one ended with the roommate getting arrested

[Anonymous No.6298768]

>>6298083

check ED and then admit you're new.

[Anonymous No.6298823]

>>6295754
"hello, I'm trying to cook steak with my girlfriend, and my girlfriend is helping out (cuz shes my GF lol)

Anyways what spices go on steak? my girlfriend wants to know haha"

[Anonymous No.6298829]

>>6298029
>Angie

I'll take her over Joey threads every day.

[Anonymous No.6299061]

>why do americans...
>do americans actually...
>americans
>is it true that americans...

[Anonymous No.6299127]

'What can I eat to make my farts smell worse'

'I mysteryously ended up with 50 pounds of obscure ingredient, how do I cook with it?'

'Chili: a discourse on legumes and Texas history'

'Pizza Wars part 297'

'BAR B Q KING'

'Famous burrito chains'

'Chik fil a is mentioned, all of /pol/ shows up to not discuss food at all.'

'Post OC: guaranteed 20 negative comments and two meme image responses until the thread dies'

[Anonymous No.6299161]

If a restaurant has a single white person within 20 blocks, has ever been mentioned on the internet, has any basic standards of hygiene, or is patronized by customers other than the extended family of the owners, it's inauthentic whitewashed soccer mom garbage.

[Anonymous No.6299166]

>>6299161
iow:
>muh authenticity

[Anonymous No.6299170]

>mfw I still don't know what a "flyover" is

I guess I shouldn't feel too bad, we are all anonymous after all. So what is it?

[Anonymous No.6299175]

>>6299166
The authenticity thing is a completely distinct troll:
>american pizza is garbage because it's different from italian pizza
>hainanese chicken isn't even from hainan u pleb
>don't call it shiraz u pleb it's actually a french varietal and it must be called syrah
etc

my original post >>6299161 is the "hole in the wall fallacy"

[Anonymous No.6299176]

>>6295533
Hey Joey.


Oh yeah, add "Joey" to your list OP.

[Anonymous No.6299180]

>>6299170
coastfags flyover the rest of the country when they travel to the other coast on dick sucking and ball gargling excursions

[Anonymous No.6299188]

>>6299170
it's a place where people get angry at foods that aren't untoasted wonder bread with the crusts sliced off and cheap bologna slathered with miracle whip

[Anonymous No.6299193]

Any thread that starts with and only uses greentext

>hidden instantly

[Anonymous No.6299203]

Guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.6299209]

>>6295597
Tipping is practically on every non-weeb board. I don't think I've ever seen a topic get people so riled up before on like almost every different board.

[Anonymous No.6299220]

>>6295505
It might be more easier to list the non-trollbait threads.

[Anonymous No.6299258]

>>6295505

[Anonymous No.6299261]

>>6299170
Even when SETTLING USA, people realized that moving to the coast, and shipping from coast to coast was faster than the non existing railroad.
Then they built the rail road, and turns out that is still shit.
Then somebody finished the gigantic artificial river from ocean to ocean in middle America.
The end result is that flyover is basically every state that is not on the coast, or Texas.

[Anonymous No.6299265]

>>6295505
Ceramic knives vs. steel knives.

[Anonymous No.6299280]

>>6299261
>or texas
this is what texans really believe!

[Anonymous No.6299283]

>>6299261

>or Texas

[Anonymous No.6299303]

>>6299261
What the fuck are you babbling about?

[Anonymous No.6299336]

>>6299261
Texas is on the coast you fucking jiggaboo.

[Anonymous No.6299339]

>>6295505
Fazolis?

[Anonymous No.6299342]

>>6299339
Everytime I eat there it makes me go

WA LA

[Anonymous No.6299360]

>>6295505
>go to /ck/
>view first page
>if still unsure continue to page 2

[syn !!5auGoPfbzhy No.6299935]

>>6295505

>why not make steak well done
>this board needs a sticky!
>any celeb chef - du u lik?
>

[Anonymous No.6300010]

well,for one use your own file, No doubt this will result in a masters degree from itt, phenix, or rhhnu.

[Anonymous No.6300226]

>>6299127

underrated post

[Anonymous No.6300250]

>>6295505
A shit thread like this 1

[Anonymous No.6300300]

>>6299203
Literally worse than Taco Bell

[Anonymous No.6300435]

>>6295505
>common trollbait threads
if any post, in any way, implies that the poster knows of the existence of a girl it's sure to set off a shitstorm

[Anonymous No.6300489]

>>6298768
Define new, I've been here about a year.

[Anonymous No.6300729]

My Dad thought me most lures catch the fisherman not the fish. very true,as bait does not even make sense a bunch of hooks outward I apologize if a young person (ya never know on 4) but pretty damn stupid I wish you well. maybe a king mac maybe not. as Garrison kellior Said, still waiting for the big one.

[Anonymous No.6301845]

Saying you like or recommending starbucks.

[Anonymous No.6302069]

>>6300729

rambling man? is that you?

[Anonymous No.6302628]

I had _________ for lunch and I'm a skinny rich guy.

[Anonymous No.6302879]

>>6295505
beans in chilli

mentioning the word girl