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Is this guys's diet something that someone would actually eat?

>> No.6292069

If that person was a self-absorbed hipster faggot, yes.

>> No.6292075

>>6292068
>activated almonds
I know this is a thing, but that doesn't mean I have to accept it

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>>6292068

>> No.6292087

>>6292068
>Adds up to about 60 USD.
>For one day.

Sure if I had a trust fund and I could afford all that shit.

No, I take that back. If I had the money to buy all that shit I'd be rocking aged steaks and nice ass wine. And I'd still be raping the earth less than this pretentious douche.

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>tfw your almonds aren't activated

>> No.6292113

>>6292068
I have no idea why they put those brochures everywhere. Who's going to read it and say "Hey, I know I got a mortgage and 3 kids, but this guy is right, I'm only having good eats if I spend $80 a day on unnecessarily weird crap".

>> No.6292116

>>6292068

It's bullshit and he knows it, look at that smug grin on his face. That kind of diet would require a person to basically spending all his time thinking about and preparing their meals. Also who the fuck eats 6 times a day with 1-3 hour intervals, might as well walk around with a fanny pack filled with activated almonds and homemade coconuts.

>> No.6292138

you can make money just by having a weird diet for a while. doesn't matter if you don't keep up the diet forever. or even a few months.

as long as you get attention and start making money, that's all that matters. you don't have to give your money back afterwards.

>> No.6292148

>quater century into the 21st century
>not making your own coconuts and goji berries

Im glad im not an uncultured fucking pig like the rest of you. i bet you couldnt even activate almonds even with your boyfriend fucking you in the ass. I bet you still couldn't even as he pins your back down and starts going sanic on your poor, untrained angus beef patty. you scream and protest and wrestle and writhe but you only succeed is tearing your own angus beef patty. this further enrages the beast on your back and his thrusting intensifies. its going so fast now, you feel your eyes start to tingle and your skin tightens and stretches, theres no stopping what is to come, for fate is absolute and written in time. the air cracks with electricty as a sphere of antimatter envelops the now fused bodies of the lovers. you awake in the year 4164, but you dont know this. you know nothing, for you have been reduced to a warm blob of flesh and hair, brains are of no service to you now. something starts to happen, something unnatural dwells inside you, when suddenly, WA LA, a ring of erect, throbbing penises sprout from your blobbily body. they form a vertical ring down your middle, and you are now a phallic monocycle, born of confusion, passion, pleasure and pain. you have no sentience, but you are animate, bound to cycle the planet for eternity, a future enigma, a past tragedy. and you still cant activate your fucking almonds

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>>6292116
>>6292148

>homemade coconuts
it's an ingredient in the muffin you nerds

>> No.6292163

Cunts an Australian, hows that make you seppos feel?

>> No.6292455

>>6292148
>sanic

?

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>>6292068
Much better "day on a plate" here

>> No.6292483

I can't believe Aussies of all people look up to this prick.

>> No.6292485

>>6292473
>4:95

The guy wasn't even constrained by time itself.

>> No.6292544

>>6292483

I'm Australian and have no idea who he is.

>> No.6292552

>>6292544
He's a judge on My Kitchen Rules.

>> No.6292569

>>6292552
Impressively, he makes the French dude seem like a fucking lumberjack in comparison.

>> No.6292574

>>6292068
>2 glasses of apple cider water
>Smoothie with more water, fruit, and eggs
an hour later...
>Bread with liver, vegetables, and tea.
4 hours later...
>Fish, vegetables, vegetables, and more vegetables
2 hours later...
>almonds and coconut chips with tea
3 hours later...
>Metaballs, vegetables, vegetables, tea
2 hours later...
>Muffin and tea.

Hipster/10

>> No.6292602

Are almonds factory activated or do you do it before eating?

>> No.6292619 [DELETED] 

>>6292068
>alkalised water
>with vinegar
Please post this on
>>/sci

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>> No.6292625 [DELETED] 

>>6292068 (OP)
>alkalised water
/with vinegar
Please post this on >>>/sci/ and return with results.

>> No.6292630

>>6292068 (OP) (OP)
>alkalised water
>with vinegar
Please post this on >>>/sci/ and return with results.

>> No.6292658

>>6292068
Tbh it sounds alright, I wouldn't bother activating my almonds or alkalizing my water cus I'm not a faggot. But putting that aside, all of those meals sound pretty enjoyable.

>>6292116
>who the fuck eats 6 times a day with 1-3 hour intervals

Most of /fit/.