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One of my favourite hosts is Laura Calder. She is a French chef and Journalist who studied in France. I like her personality and most of her food looks really nice. She just cooks for lonely people who cook for themselves.

>> No.6289608
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I just watched a couple of her videos and the camera work made me dizzy but I enjoyed the tits. Thanx.

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Rachel Khoo

She has an absolutely tiny kitchen / restaurant in France, so most of her recipes are minimal fuss.

>> No.6289638

>>6289479

she's hot and her show's aight

>> No.6289753

>>6289608
You're welcome I suppose.

>>6289634
Khoo heh.

>>6289638
Well that's good. Another chef I like is Michael Smith.

>> No.6290335

>>6289479
I used to watch her show for the silly little music and her mild autism. Thanks for reminding me Anon.

>> No.6290383
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NEXT TIME, ON CUT THROAT KITCHEN.

>> No.6290488

>>6290383
Oh dear how could I have forgotten Alton.

>> No.6290491
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This guy pretty good

>> No.6290497
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>>6289479
MY FAVORITE CHEF IS NONE OTHER THAN GUY AS IN "THE" GUY TO GO TO FOR TASTY TREATS YOUD LIKE TO MEET HE COOKS IN A KITCHEN AND ON THE ROAD

>> No.6290502

Ina garten. Come at me.

>> No.6290566

>>6290335
You're welcome.

>> No.6290569

>>6290383
Real operators can cook

>> No.6290571

>>6290502
She shit on some kid from the make a wish foundation

>> No.6290952

>>6289479
nice big fucking tits

>> No.6291088

>>6289634
I just got into watching her videos and then recently saw she started her own site & youtube channel. She has gotten pretty chubby now.

Also my pick is Claire Robinson.

>> No.6291526

Keith Floyd.

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Everyday Gourmet with Justine Schofield is a joy to watch.

She's kinda like an aussie version of Jamie Oliver.

>> No.6292259

>>6290491
I like GGG and DD he's a little annoying though.
>Flavour city, it's right next to Flavour Town.

>>6291088
What does she make? What does she do? Anything in particular you enjoy about her?
>>6291526
What kind of chef is he? Or cook?>>6291970
I've never actually seen any of his shows, I just know he's endorsed/an endorser of/by Sobeys's here in Canada.

>> No.6292273

>>6290502
Why? She always seemed really stuck up to me. So much of her show is her condescendingly bragging about how she's going to hang out with her rich gay Broadway playwright friends in the Hamptons and drink Mimosas. Her food doesn't even look that good, either.

>> No.6292286

>>6290383
this

least favorite:
ina garten

fucking fat pig, i'd knock her annoying stuck up ass the fuck out if i were allowed. also fuck you anon

>> No.6292300

>>6292259

keith floyd does travel food shows, is constantly hammered, tells great anecdotes and makes very haphazard authentic food in grotty kitchens around the world. he's a british institution.

my favourite clip of his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypoH2Z3khZ0

>> No.6292302

Giada Di Laurentis or go fuck yourself..... damn I spend too much time on /b/

>> No.6292379

>>6292302
Giada is good.

>> No.6292383

>>6290502
>tfw Contessa is never barefoot
>tfw she's rarely in a garden.

this show sucks

>> No.6292390

>>6291526
mmMM mmMM mmMM mmMMMMM

>> No.6292395

>>6291526
;_;7

He was a legend. Shame about him falling out with his family.

>> No.6294838

>>6289479
>implying tele is even watchable anymore

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>>6292302

>> No.6294845

>>6290571
Was that his wish?

>> No.6294848

>>6294845
for ina garten to shit on him

>> No.6294849

>>6294843
Did she know

>> No.6294850

>>6294845
No, he wanted to meet her but she was like fuck this kid so he went to swim with the dolphins

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>>6294848
That was my question

>>6294850
Oh - I would have asked her to shit on me if I was dying, maybe then she would have come over.

Also fuck dolphins

>> No.6294856

>>6294849
Probably. She can't be that retarded,
...Can she?

>> No.6294862

>>6294855
>Also fuck dolphins
No, fuck you.
Dolphins are coral as fuck.
They use sonar shit to fucken locate
They are the smartest things in the sea
They fuck humans for fun

Dolphins are bros 4 life

>> No.6294866

>>6294856
I don't know

>> No.6294874

>>6294862
>Dolphins are coral as fuck
Okay you already convinced me with that, I'm a huge Spongebob faggot and I love that nigga

>Sonar
True
>Smartest things in the sea
Also true, they can pass mirror tests and shit
>fuck humans for fun
Never would I let a dolphin fuck me, they have prehensile yardstick dragon dicks, but this is also true

I still don't want to swim with them because I'm not a weird fish man - I would eat dolphin steak before chimp chops.

>> No.6294875

>>6292383
Barefoot Contessa sounds lesbian

>> No.6294916

>>6294874
>I'm not a weird fish man
But they aren't fish.
They're mammals.
They are more related to us than fish are.

Accept the Dolphin dick. Or vagina.
Someone here have that pick of the guy spreading apart Dolphin pussy? I know it ain't /b/ but this is for science.

>> No.6294919

>>6294862
Bros dont have underwater rape caves

>> No.6294937

>>6294919
Sure they do. Don't you and your bros take turns raping each other?

>> No.6295085

>>6289479

rate my cooker inspo list:

>gordon ramsay
>julia child
>david chang
>anthony bourdain
>genaro contaldo for the riosotto mastering arts
>good eats

the end

>> No.6295112

>>6294875
Barefoot Contessa is one of the comfiest shows around. Get fucked.

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Tall as fuck.

Met him a few times and he's pretty much the most genuinely nice person ever

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>>6295117

>> No.6295384

>>6294856

yes, she can.

>> No.6295427

>>6292302
were that physically possible I think a LOT of threads would be popping up on /b/ and elsewhere right now....js

>> No.6295432

Nigella Lawson.

>Having hot milf sex with her
>Have her whip you up a treat after

Whats not to like?

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>>6295432
The body that just don't quit

Plus she could totally feed you spaghetti while you make her butt pregnant

>> No.6295440

>>6295436

Hard to think that babe is in her 50's.

>> No.6295442

>>6295440
It's like she got infused with JAV milf blood so she looks great even at that age

I'm forgetting her name (rashida Jone's mom/RR diner owner in twin peaks) she was in her 40 or 50 in twin peaks and she looked great. She looks alright now and she's 70 something.

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>>6295442
Peggy lipton, I remembered right as I posted. 43 in Twin Peaks

>> No.6295660

>>6295085
Eh, no, no, no, eh, no.

>> No.6295666

>>6295445
It's 90% the constant dtf face they make for me.

>> No.6295669

>>6295436
>>6295432
I could only get aroused by that if she was crying
No wonder saachi was habitually choking her

>> No.6295679

>>6289634
NUMBER 1 WAIFU

>> No.6295688

Sarah Wiener is pretty good.

>> No.6296704

>>6289479
It's a bit lame but honestly after disowning cable completely the food network is the one channel I really miss.

I liked her show.

>>6289753
Also this guy but his wife is so cringey, she never smiles or acts the least bit enthused when she eats something he's cooked. I guess she got used to eating delicious meals all the time?

>>6290491
guilty pleasure

>> No.6297681

Oh right, Lynn Crawford.
I really like her show about getting inspiration to cook with passion.
Pitchin' In.
Not sure why I like it so much, something kind of funny about seeing her try to do the work for her own ingredient and messing up either damaging, or ruining the stuff she collects herself and having to use the stuff already collected.

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Get it together assholes

>> No.6297736

>>6289479

She looks pretty goddam good for someone who's almost 45. Better cleavage than Giada too.

>> No.6298575

>>6297736
I didn't even know how old she was, I just know she likes to make food for herself because she likes teaching lonely people to comfort themselves with French food. Like bread soup. Which she calls a peasant dish that you make with old bread, chicken stock and duck fat. She also likes to tell random facts about the things she cooks, which I really enjoy.

>> No.6298968

>>6295679
>>6289634
she looks like a sloppy whore who would give you the herp, no thanks to that

>> No.6298994

>>6295117
Michael Smith is awesome. Much better than that Bob Blumer faggot.

>> No.6299005

>>6290491
At first I thought the frosted tips, goatee, flame shirts were all an act but then I watched it a few times and I'm convinced it's real.