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What does Jamie know about the secrets of olive oil?

Is it some kind of magical elixir that makes everything taste amazeballs? Does he just personally loves olive oil? Is he a shill of the Spanish and Greek olive oil industry? Is he just an incompetent chef using the flavor of olive oil mixed with lemon juice to mask the terrible taste of his steaks?

>> No.6287981

he trained in british-italian restaurants, most notably the river café, and got used to using olive oil as his primary cooking fat. at the same time he learned a bit about its health credentials, which while often overstated are still real.

>> No.6288055
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Pic related

>> No.6288095

It's no secret, he gets paid off by the olive oil associations to push that shit hard. Put it in everything then drizzle more over everything, for that "old world" charm.
No thanks Jamie.

Who the hell names a male child Jamie?
He's likely sexually confused and should seek therapy, that's why he wants to push his bullshit on others.

>> No.6288098

He shills for the olive oil and lemon industry.

>> No.6288112

>>6288055
DRIZZLE IT and SQUEEZE IT, clearly they're fag code words, Jamie needs to seek therapy before it's too late!

>> No.6288113

>>6288095
check out the names of his kids

>> No.6288118

well i guess i missed the point of this thread.

>> No.6288146

>>6288095
Jamie is unisex though

>> No.6288157
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Olive oil = dirty mediterranean peasant fat
Butter = glorious enlightened northern european master race fat

>olive oil: loses its flavor when heated
>butter: flavor improves when browned

>olive oil: low smoke point, can't be used for high-heat frying
>butter: can be turned into clarified butter which has a very high smoke point

>olive oil: commonly adulterated, have to be careful to buy the good stuff
>butter: as long as it says butter on the package, you're good

>olive oil: suitable for vegans
>butter: produced through delicious animal exploitation

>olive oil: liquid at room temperature, inconvenient to eat with bread
>butter: solid at room temperature, can be spread on bread conveniently. can still be melted and dipped into as well.

Why haven't you accepted butter as your lord and saviour yet?

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THANKS JAMIE FOR HELPING TO BAN TURKEY TWIZZLERS. NOW THE KIDS ARE JUST EATING HALAL BURGERS INSTEAD YOU DHIMMI TRAITOR OX-TONGUED CUNT!

>> No.6288175

>>6288157
>implying olive oil is even olive oil

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>>6288157
Here's one a cousin of mine taught me...

The land o'lakes indian butter boob trick

Cut a flap on the box in the right place, pic related, then tape or paste in the knees from another box and you have The Boobie Flap!

Good times ensue!

>> No.6288267

Ainsley Harriot knows far more about olive oil my friend.

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>>6288267

>> No.6288393

Jamie Oliver is babe of babes. I will drink his olive oil all day. I also believe he will invent world peace. Have you ever cooked one of his recipes? He taught me to put crazy things in pancakes - like corn or bacon. Love you Jamie!

>> No.6289386

>>6288095
>he gets paid off by the olive oil associations to push that shit hard.

He has his own brand of olive oil out.

>> No.6289398

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment#Health_and_lifestyle
>French supercentenarian who had the longest confirmed human lifespan on record, living to the age of 122 years, 164 days

>Calment ascribed her longevity and relatively youthful appearance for her age to a diet rich in olive oil[4] (which she also rubbed onto her skin)

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>>6288157
Northern european cuisine is indeed masterrace.

>> No.6289934

I'm surprised no one has posted this yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsTWFsEi0aE

>> No.6289941

>>6287968
Jamie mainly shills Italy. He's Mafia affiliated.

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>>6289934
>The Masketta Man 1 year ago
>Jamie Olivoil

>> No.6289969

>>6288055
I laffed

>> No.6289987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu90jsp6nkE