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British "Cuisine" Thread

>> No.6284528
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British "people" actually eat this shit

>> No.6284541

curry is the only real british cuisine

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>>6284518

>> No.6284548

>>6284545

lol, nice try fggt. that has clearly been americanized.

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>>6284548

>americanized

:')

>> No.6284555

>>6284518
Didn't believed it exists until i've seen it on my own eyes

>> No.6284556
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>this is not a joke
>this is actually a treasured and celebrated British dish

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>>6284556

>> No.6284564

>>6284556
not even british, not sure what the issue is. are you scared of whole fish? i just bought a whole smoked mackerel for dinner. does that also scare you?

>> No.6284566
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summer pudding

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>>6284518

actually this stuff is pretty tasty with whipped cream

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every sunday

>> No.6284618

>>6284611
now that's what i call chili

>> No.6284621

>>6284618
fuckin' nice chili at that.

>> No.6284624

>>6284618
Made me kek well done anon

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>> No.6284651

>>6284618

is the joke that it isnt chili

thats not funny

>> No.6284684

>>6284651
you need to up your meme game, my friend

>> No.6284689
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I'm a bonger and I'm not overly fond of classic "British" dishes. They're usually bland and stodgy.

The puddings are fookin' mint though;
>Bakewell Tart
>Trifle
>Sticky toffee pudding
>Treacle Tart
>Eaton Mess
>Crumble
>Vikky Sponge
>Battenburg
>Bread and butter pudding
>Rice pudding
>Jam Roly-Poly
Just to name a few

>> No.6284694

>>6284564
They've probably only seen fish in a mashed up breaded for, never even seen whole fish at their local market let alone eaten one.

>> No.6284698

>>6284556
>treasured and celebrated British dish

Most people in Britain wouldn't have the slightest fucking clue what Stargazy Pie is, let alone ever seen one.

I may as well claim that Chiterlings are a cherished and celebrated American dish

>> No.6284700

>>6284694
>Island Nation
>Not familiar with fish
Pick one

>> No.6284707

>>6284700
>reading comprehension
>you
pick one

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>> No.6284717

>>6284698
Thats 'cos its a regional dish that hasn't really ever been accepted into the main stream.

>> No.6284722

>>6284717
The Cornish gave us pasties, they're ahead of the curve no matter what else they do.

>> No.6284728

>>6284722
>Cornish
>ahead of anything or anyone ever
lol get fucked cornish prick

cornwall a shit

>> No.6284732

>>6284728
>Thinks I'm Cornish despite referring to them in the 3rd person

Are you some sort of inbred from Devon or something?

>> No.6284735

>>6284722
Cornwall is poor as shit because its full of feckless hippyies and angry old drunk tin miners.

Cornwall a shit

>> No.6284739

>>6284735
Pasties, though.

>> No.6284742

>>6284732
No, I'm Welsh.

>> No.6284743

>>6284732
Calm down, we all know you're not from Cornwall.
You can read a write.

>> No.6284747

>>6284742
>Welsh
>Bashing on anyone, ever, for any reason at all

>> No.6284781

>>6284518
Don't knock it til you've tried it mate. Good butter, chunky chips and soft white bread. Bang on.

>> No.6284792

>>6284781
>Bang on
>not Bong on

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>>6284781

>> No.6284818

Bonglander here,

Don't knock any of these until you've tried them. And not a crappy Murkkunised knock-off either...

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>>6284651

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>> No.6284871

>>6284651

I think it's how /ck/ wants to force a new meme. It's very embarrassing.

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>> No.6284913

>>6284880
>not a deep fried battered chip pie butty

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>> No.6284961

>>6284878
Never going to the Devizes Inn then

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>> No.6284973

>>6284894
1/4 portion of chips and an insult of an attempt at some vegetables.
Would not take a picture of and upload to the internet.

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>> No.6285003

>>6284518
Wheres the ketchup and malt vinegar

>> No.6285017
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>> No.6285025

>>6285017

Brussels sprouts are just the worst. I can't eat them. Pretty much every vegetable I disliked as a kid I now like a lot but those? No. Hell no.

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>> No.6285030

>>6285003
Must not be the dessert version.

>> No.6285032

>>6285025
fag

>> No.6285040

>>6285026
i literally puked in my mouth when i saw this

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This thread needs more Faggots.

>> No.6285050

>>6285026

I do them differently
>3-4 fish sticks
>add a few squirts of lemon juice
>add some jalapenos
>cover with a slice of gouda
>put in oven until fish sticks are done
>toast up two slices of toast
>spread some mayo/salad sauce on them
>put fish sticks on one slice, add some more squirts of lemon juice, cover with second slice of bread
>enjoy a delicious treat

Fish stick sandwiches are a blast

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>yfw what I'm actually eating right now

Would give my left nut for anything in this thread

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>> No.6285066

>>6285043
Faggots are delicious and I don't care what anybody says.

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>>6285060
Cheese rolling is not to be fucked with. That isn't just any old hill they're trying to run down.

>> No.6285072

>>6285066
How do you feel about Tripe?

>> No.6285074

>>6285003
You mean Ketchup and non-brewed condiment

>> No.6285075

>>6285072
Tripe? Good God no.

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>> No.6285084

>>6285072
Tripe and trolly bags is actually bretty gud.

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>> No.6285097

>>6284528
>Not enough batter
>Sausages burnt

That's a shit toad in the hole. They're piss easy to make and they still managed to fuck that up.

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>>6285043

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>> No.6285157

>>6284528
I'm going to be honest, I would devour those sausages.

>> No.6285159
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British pizza

>> No.6285163
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British burger

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>> No.6285176

>>6284947
i like pret sandwiches

i used to eat them every day for lunch when i went to school in LONDON

>> No.6285178

>>6285172

>Casing: Beef Protein

So you get like 100% cow brotein by just eating the casing?

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>> No.6285186

so brits only eat brown stuff

which they then cover in brown sauce

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>>6284857
> shrimp in butter
Y U not heart attack BritBong?

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>>6285071

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>> No.6285199

>>6285189
Americans just don't get it do they

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>> No.6285214

>>6285040
why?stop trying so fucking hard rofl

>> No.6285222

>>6285186

most cantonese/chinese food is brown if you remove the spring onion/chili garnish faggot

>> No.6285228

>>6285187

>retards who think butter is going to kill you if you eat it in any amount ever

what is it with faggots who are so anti-butter yet they probably drink soda and get take out too?

>> No.6285230

>>6285040
That's a fish finger sandwich, bitch.

You take that back, right now!

>> No.6285237

>>6285189
Why is this picture posted?

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>> No.6285243

>>6285237
That's the guy who won last years cheese rolling, IIRC

>> No.6285245

>>6285163
Hey dude, horse meat is high protein, low fat and tastes good. What's the problem?

>> No.6285248

>>6285243
Oh, I didn't even notice he was holding the cheese.


I just seen a guy in an America morphsuit.

>> No.6285249

Screw you guise and your food, I'm taking my bananas and fake shreddies and going to the shop.

>> No.6285254

>>6285043
Sounds like a good name for a TV show. Instead of "2 1/2 men", just "6 faggos in gravy"

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>> No.6285265

>>6285262
>Moonspeak Marmite

What is this?

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>> No.6285283

>>6284518
Now that looks like a NICE bowl of chili anon.

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>> No.6285303

>>6285265
Marmite in an Asian country.

Have you ever looked at a map?

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>> No.6285306

>>6285303
>Marmite in an Asian country.

Why would Azns eat Marmite?

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>>6285306

>> No.6285321

>>6285308
This is no way answers the question, although it does confirm my suspicion that Asia had not been moved to just off the coast of Norfolk, which only reinforces my confusion.

>> No.6285327

>>6285321
Oh, sorry, I forgot the vegemite is Australian and marmite is British.

Have you ever heard of an island called Hong Kong?

>> No.6285333

>>6285327
I would never have guessed that enough Marmite is sold in HK that it would require printing a moonspeak label for it.

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>>6285245
Bong beef

>> No.6285338

>>6285333
They also eat it in the mainland and malaysia.

>> No.6285343

>>6285321
It's a domino effect of yeast extract foods from australia being introduced to other countries

it was the predominant reason for the vietnam war

>> No.6285350

>>6285338
The Empire is strong indeed. Gawd bless!

>> No.6285352

>>6285350
Right, right!

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>> No.6285401

Made the chips butty from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0HncHOQe0 today. It was good.

>> No.6285413

>>6285352
Isn't it time for prayer, britcucks? Or does that come after being cucked by pakis outside of a chipper?

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>>6285390
Eat the sock with the muffins for flavor

>> No.6285431

>>6285026
Why the fuck are you sticking marg on them. The fuck dude. The fuck.

>> No.6285433

>>6285222

yeah but cantonese/chinese food is good

>> No.6285437

>>6285284
are these served warm? are they eaten on the go with your hands? do you put a sauce on them?

>> No.6285444

>>6285433

wrong fggt. all cantonese food is bad, some chinese food is good but only if it's from Szechuan.

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love me some piccalilli

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>>6285420
>Muffins

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>> No.6285458

>>6285390
Aaaahhh some crumpets and some tea. Fucking Delicious.

>> No.6285463

>>6285456
What I've always wanted to know: was there ever a "Brutal" pie?

>> No.6285469

>>6285463
yer mum's pie was brutal, m8, but i had a go at it, anyway.

>> No.6285474

>>6285284
>£6 a pie
are they havin a giggle m8

>> No.6285483

My Mom was Britt, so prejudiced.(Mom was a RAF nurse, Dad an 82nd jumper, war 2, I was a very late baby, their age 45 and 48, frankly, though abortion was illeagle at the time, and Anglican, and Methodist, It was tough on them.Been there twice, and Mom thought me simple Britt or English food.Yes...fish n chips, but lamb, mash, Brussels sprouts, roast beast, green beans, yogurt, pubs, good beer, hot tea with milk and a bit of sugar. My favorite?.. eggs and tomatoes. Melt butter, add diced tomatoes, mushrooms if you have them, cook until
thick, add three beaten eggs, cook until semi soft(will look like dog vomit) Serve on buttered toast, with a few slices of bacon And A Book to read..Kon-tiki in my case. Nice. But you were told, don't get used to it. up and out.One tough lady, but great.kinda like Brit cooking.Bangers and mash, potato soup, curries (stews- another thing, get off the "Pako"s ass, some nice people, I have worked for Indian families (Patel).Sorry, it's tough. It's always tough. Yeah,I can say spotted dick, toad in whole, etc. with out laughter.But a Mug of sweet tea with milk, or a lamb chop wish boiled cabbage, simple stuff. and good..

>> No.6285499

>>6285483
Why don't you come around more?

>> No.6285507

>>6285499
he's uncomfortable with being a meme

>> No.6285508

BREAKING NEWS! INDUSTRIAL FIRST WORLD COUNTRY HAS BOTH DISGUSTING, PROCESSED GARBAGE AND DELICIOUS FOOD!

Americans sure cannot emphasize with this. I mean I could not imagine them being in a similar situation.

>> No.6285509

>>6285483
so you were born in the 70s? you're not even that old

>> No.6285516

>>6284841
Is that a deep fried chocolate cake stick

>> No.6285520

>>6285516
Looks like black pudding

>> No.6285527

>>6284841
10/10 would dip in hot mustard

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Best use of golden syrup coming through. Pecan pie gets BTFO once you have this.

>>6284566
Eh I love a lot of Brit desserts but summer pud is LITERALLY mushy frozen fruits wrapped in white bread slices.

>>6284577
I really hope you aren't paying $7 a can for that, make your own pud its easier than cake.

>> No.6285538

>>6284638
underrated toast

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>>6284528
>>6284556
>>6285284
Bongs are pastry people.

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>>6285579
>Implying >>6284528 is pastry

>> No.6285588

>>6285189
as a britbong this amuses me, 10/10

>> No.6285589

>>6285304
Hell yeah sandwiches.

Those fancy places cut their loaves lengthways so they can make one really long sandwich and cut a bunch of fingers out.

>> No.6285590

>>6285582
It still is technically, but pasty is more correct.

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>>6285189
>mfw more and more things I think are Neopets inventions are just British

Next you are gonna tell me "marrows" are a real vegetable.

>> No.6285594

>>6285590
It's a batter.

>> No.6285598

>>6285401
Hah, holy shit. Gordon Ramsay making a god damn chip butty, what a ledge.

I love how fucking into the egg wash he sounds too, how can that possibly be that exciting?

>> No.6285601

>>6285598
It's so emotional, you know!

>> No.6285602

>>6285593
B..But, anon... Marrows are REAL.

>> No.6285637

>>6285401
>>6285598
>>6285601

In the part where Gordon bakes the chips, he didn't specify the temperature for the pre-heated oven and I can't read the oven's setting from the blurry video image.
What temperature does he use?

>> No.6285640

>>6285637
>He needs a precise temperature for oven chips

"Hot". 200-250C. Don't go beyond the smoke point of whatever oil you used. Was that hard?

>> No.6285647

>>6285640
>>6285637
Ye, 200+ is good.

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>> No.6285656

>>6285640
>>6285647
That'll do, thanks.

>> No.6285679

>>6285640
>Don't go beyond the smoke point of whatever oil you used.
>not smoking your oven chips

>> No.6285705

>>6284947

Chicken Avocado?

Chicken Avocado.

>> No.6285708

>>6285705
Is it in the picture?

>> No.6285710

>>6285207
>Top crimp

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>>6285420
>muffins

>> No.6285765

>>6285705

nah m8 crayfish and avocado

>> No.6285768

>>6284951

nothing better than a burns supper

>> No.6285774

>>6285050

mine is naan bread, fish fingers and tartar sauce. nothing better.

>> No.6285783

>>6284865
>implying london is all of britain

>> No.6285788

>>6285437

they're eaten however and wherever you want dude. dense pies like that are usually cold though.

>> No.6285790

>>6284901
is dat some based kedgeree?

>> No.6285792

>>6285718
those are called english muffins

>> No.6285796

>>6285451

on two separate occasions i've gotten homemade piccalilli from a pub and found a fucking chip in it. a frozen fucking chip.

love me some piccalilli

>> No.6285799

>>6285792
Uuuuh, no. No, they are not.

>> No.6285803

>>6285469
fucking kek'd

>> No.6285821

>>6285792
No dude.

>> No.6285951

>>6285792
That's our American term, to Brits they're crumpets

>> No.6285982

>>6285951
They look similar, but they're different things. Crumpets are airier and made from a batter, English muffins are cut from dough.

>> No.6286012

>>6285951
Brits should learn fucking English.

>> No.6286021

>>6284743
>>6284735

>you can read a (sic) write

>hippyies

>> No.6286033

>>6285207

That looks like a terrible pasty. Holy shit the only place outside of Devon/Cornwall that makes a pasty worth a flying fuck is Bolton.

>> No.6286052

>tfw britons are shit at Fish n' chips but every one I've had in Canada is something the gods smile upon

>> No.6286618

>>6286012
Actually, you should. We speak English, you speak Americanized English (Bastardised English).

Get it right, faggot.

>> No.6286624

>>6284894
>frozen oven chips
>limp, dry, sad, vegetables
>judging from these pie is probably at the least made with premade pastry if not frozen as well

Could be a good meal if properly made.

>> No.6286633

>>6285792
>>6285951
>>6285982
They're not really similar at all, english muffins are more like a bread roll and crumpets are more cakey. They taste completely different too and too be honest they don't even look similar aside from being circular, no idea how anyone could confuse them.

>> No.6286639

>>6286633
http://www.thekitchn.com/whats-the-difference-crumpets-113577
kek, really they're so fucking close to each other.

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>>6286639
>they're really the same because you eat them at a similar time, they're both made in a pan and they're round!
>btw here's all the important things that actually makes them different like being made with batter or dough, how they're cooked, and other ingredients

also
>jam on a crumpet
>mfw

>> No.6287176

Why are there so many suggestively named foods in British cuisine?

>> No.6287180

>>6287176
toothless perverts

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>>6287176
>Sees lewdness in a perfectly innocent name

Fascinating.

>> No.6287195

>>6287176

name 2

>> No.6287204

>>6287195
faggots
spotted dick

>> No.6287206

>>6287204

faggots isn't 'suggestive'. but name another.

>> No.6287207

>>6287204
>faggots

What's suggestive about a bundle of sticks?

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>>6285652
>Tesco bashing

You Brits you are just rustled that you don't have a WalMart to be hipsters elitists about. Tesco is miles ahead of pretty much all our nationwide grocery chains. They also have their own versions of of shit that are very highly rated. I got this aged Chistmas pud imported and it was the most delicious I had ever had. Its also incredibly cheap.

I wish I could get a Tesco near where I live.

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>>6287274
>You Brits you are just rustled that you don't have a WalMart

Except we do.

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>>6287274
You should of got a Heston at Waitrose Christmas Pud. Kissed by Delia before it leaves the kitchen, and a unicorn heart in the middle.

Rule Britania.

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>>6287274

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>> No.6287311

>>6287308

Is any one else offended at the state of that flag?

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>> No.6287319

>>6287311
Not as much as that choice of tea. The Queen Mother didn't die for this shit

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>>6287311
I am offended by all of it.
>Shitty drawing of Union Jack
>American "English" muffins instead of crumpets
>inferior American preserves brand that are in most supermarkets
>Blasphemous fruit shit herbal tea instead of Black tea
>ugly mug
>not butter for muffins or milk for tea in sight

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>> No.6287336

>>6287331

MOTHER OF CHRIST, how old do you have to be to get wrinkles in your thumbs?

>> No.6287337

>>6287318

>sweet potato chips

no.

>> No.6287343

>>6287336

not very old.

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>>6287333
>Everyone's brown except the probably cockney gent serving.

BRITAINS NEVER NEVER NEVER WILL BE SLAVES until sharia takes place

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>> No.6287352

>>6287333
Look at those Roma gypsies eyeing up Mr.Bump. They'll fucking steal it later.

>> No.6287354

>>6287345
>BRITAINS
>Britons
Choose one el retardo.

>> No.6287359

>>6287350
Is that the one you made just now?

>> No.6287377

>>6285245
That they sell it as beef, and at the same price as beef, when horse meat is 1/10th the price of beef?

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>> No.6287400

>>6287386
>no peas
fag

>> No.6287421

>>6285590
No.

>> No.6287431

My husband is British, and he's shown me a lot of his country's favorite cuisine, but I have never fucking understood the chip butty.

>> No.6287433
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Liver, bacon and onion master race reporting in.

>> No.6287436

>>6287431

put chips in a sandwich

not hard

>> No.6287440

>>6287431
It's hardcore carb-loaded comfort food. It's better if the chips are still a bit crispy for the difference in texture, with a smidge of ketchup and butter. It's like a cheese and crisps sandwich.

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>> No.6287468

>>6285026
GOAT

>> No.6287485

>>6285254
I named my 6v6 TF2 team 6 faggots in gravy.

>> No.6287594

>>6287460
Looks good but that's a piss poor amount of chips.

Also
>needing gravy and baked beans when you have mushy peas

>> No.6287609

>>6284841
A fried black pudding, Jaysus Son-Of-The-Blessed-Virgin

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>> No.6287629

>>6287460
is that a cup full of gravy?

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>> No.6287640

>>6284560
onions with peel... worst horrorstory ever

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>> No.6287651

>>6287622
You just can not get any fucking Gentleman's Relish here in the states.

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>>6284894
Hahaha shitty southern beer.

>> No.6287697

>>6286012
You're the one with the retarded names for shit.

>> No.6287703

>>6287697
Oi why dont you have some brekky and watch some telly

>> No.6287707

>>6287629
Yeah, that's how sauces are served at the chippy

>> No.6287717

>>6287703
I prefer Netflixs myself.

>> No.6287749

>>6284611
Where's the horse radish bro

>> No.6287753

>>6287749
I didn't want you guys to think I was bragging about my capacity to handle tang

>> No.6287765

>>6287753
Now we just think you're a pussy who can't eat a little bit of Horseradish.

>> No.6287772

>>6287318
>£9 at borough market jobby
>meme chips

>>6287331
>Overcooked beef
>shop-bought yorkshire

>>6287344
There's no defending this.

>>6287350
Would eat.

>>6287386
>gravy on a pasty

Almost certainly American.

>>6287390
GOAT

>>6287433
Yes.

>>6287460
Looks like shit gravy, but good otherwise.

>>6287683
>Pride or ESB
>Shitty

You have a handful of good breweries up North, shut your trap.

>> No.6287776

It's like the british cuisine never evolved past the 70's

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>>6287786
Step 1.

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>>6287817
Step 2.

>> No.6287824

>>6287786
That guy sells drugs

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British pub food if you're not in plebville

>> No.6287857

>>6287431
You're dumb haha

>> No.6287866

>>6287431
What's there not to understand?

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You can joke about faggots and chip butties but this is one of the worst British foods

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>> No.6287889

>>6287851

wrapping shit in bacon is pretty pleb these days.

>> No.6287892

>>6287885

fuck you you fucking prick those things are the goat granny sweets i could pop a thousand out of a wood bowl while reading the argos catalogue

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>> No.6287902

>>6287821
women's clothes

>> No.6287909

>>6287821
What on earth is he wearing.

>> No.6287921

>>6287909
see
>>6287902

>> No.6287923

>>6287921
Does he prefer things in or around his ass?

>> No.6287998

>>6286639
Crumpets are a batter, like pancakes or yorkshire puddings.
Muffins are bread.
The only similarity is they are eaten in a similar way.

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>>6287386
>Gravy on a pasty

>> No.6288009

>>6287999
Are you sure that isn't a meat pie, anon? because gravy is bretty good on meat pie

>> No.6288025

>>6288009

it's a pasty.

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>> No.6288091

>>6287176
It's to do with old words getting used as slang terms, ie. the food was named that before it was a suggestive word, not the other way around. There just happen to be a fair few dishes that are old enough for that to have happened.

>> No.6288119

>>6287900

who the fuck would go to a place like this? with that much in-your-face bitchiness i'd expect a Michelin recommended prix fix or some shit

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>> No.6288172

>>6288119
I think that place is in a popular hiking spot or something and there's not anywhere else nearby.

>> No.6288187

>>6288062
Abominations unto the Lord

>> No.6288325
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Stick close to your desks and never go to sea
And you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navy!

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smoked kippers & egg on toast

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>> No.6289293

>>6285593
Holy shit ma nigger, Neopets. Never thought I'd see that site being mentioned in /ck/. Neopet food should be a daily thread.

>> No.6289296

>>6287274
Winning Waitrose more like.

>> No.6289341

>>6284698
>Most people in Britain wouldn't have the slightest fucking clue what Stargazy Pie is, let alone ever seen one.
You say that like you're proud of it. Instead, you should be ashamed that your national cuisine has degraded into chip buttys and kebab. And curry, let's not forget the Great British Curry.

>> No.6289439

>>6285026
This made me cringe harder than anything /b/ could ever find on social media. Holy shit. I hope you find money so you don't have to eat ultra poor people food. Do they not at least have fucking ramen noodles over there? Holy fucking shit. Nigger joe in africa doesn't need my 5 cents a day. You do.

>> No.6289443

>>6289341
Nothing wrong with Curry.

>> No.6289445

>>6287318
When someone asks me if I like sweer potato I'm "yeah it has a more interesting taste" or "yes when added to mash it informs the flavor of the regular potato" but actually I fucking hate it.

>> No.6289447

>>6289293
People still go there? Some of that weird food on there did look delicious as I recall.

>> No.6289448

>>6289341

thats like saying american cuisine has degraded into mac n cheese and

you're taking all of the greasy post pub crawl fast food and accounting it for our entire cuisine

>> No.6289449

>>6289341
>you should be ashamed that your national cuisine has degraded into chip buttys and kebab

Except it hasn't, you fucking spastic.

>And curry, let's not forget the Great British Curry.

Why would anyone forget the curry? Curry is great.

You might want to try some of that there readin' & ritin' too, and actually investigate the history of it it before you dismiss Curry as not being British.

>> No.6289450

>>6289445
Sweer potato only really pairs up well with chicken nugger.

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>> No.6289455

>>6284865
I miss this so much right now (not had it in a year)

>> No.6289460

Do people still eat proper pork pies outside the north? Its been far to long and you don't really get them in Australia

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>> No.6289469

>>6288505
Only people aged 70+ shop at Morrisons.

>> No.6289480

>>6289341

our national cuisine has actually vastly improved in the last 30 years.

>> No.6289481

>>6289469
Now that's not fair.

People over 70 *and* northerners shop there.

>> No.6289484

>>6289460

if you just mean hot water crust with chopped, densely packed pork and jelly, yes of course.

>> No.6289487

>>6287431
Lots of countries do it. I've seen hash brown wraps in America, fried noodle rolls in Japan, lots of countries put carbs in a sandwich.

It's just that when the Americans see the Brits do something, they go insane for some reason.

>> No.6289491

>>6289341
>Degraded

There have been curries made in Britain since the 18th century. They're not a new thing.

>> No.6289499

>Same old pictures trotted out again and again.

I could take a camera and in a month get enough pictures of British food to counter post everyone you do for years.

In the same space of time in the United States, I could get enough pictures of utter crap to make anyone blanch at the concept of an American cooking anything near them, let alone having to eat it.

And don't say you're not American because only Americans are this pathologically obsessed about Britain to post this thread and variations of this thread every single day on this board.

>> No.6289742

>>6284545

Hawksmoor?

>> No.6289745

>>6289499
Why are Britcucks so obsessed with America? It's worse than /pol/ and the Jews.

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>>6285262
Glorious.

>> No.6290477

>>6284871

>>6285283

It'll only be a meme if someone explains it. Someone explain chilli.