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6277307 No.6277307 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>get toaster from Mom for birthday
>get up this morning to make toast
>only want one piece of toast
>have to throw the other piece out
>why, toaster, why?

>> No.6277308

>>6277307
she wants to remind you that you are single.

>> No.6277370
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6277370

>>6277307

still makes toast at home

>> No.6277382

...you are aware that you don't HAVE to put two pieces of toast in, right? You can just do one.

>> No.6277388

>>6277382

then why are there 2 slots?

>> No.6277389

>>6277382
Don't listen to this guy. We all know toasters overheat and explode if you leave one side empty.

>> No.6277393

>>6277382
Yeah, then why are there two poptarts?

>> No.6277404

>>6277389
Nowadays they rarely explode but the single toast is sure to burn.

>> No.6277409

>>6277382
Seriously?? I wish people on /ck/ would stop shitposting with sarcastic advice!

It was either a hint from your mom that you should invite her to breakfast, or a hint from her that you need to eat more toast, or a hint from her that you should get a breakfast lady to eat eggies and toasties with you erryday.

Anon, please don't try just one slice of toast. The toast will catch on fire and the toaster will break.

>> No.6277411

>>6277393

this grind my gears, too
when I just want one pop tart I have to throw the other in the trash

>> No.6277412
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6277412

>>get up this morning to make toast
>>get up for no other reason
>>than to make toast

>> No.6277416

>>6277412
Hey i didnt even get out of bed because i dont have a toaster or any bread

>> No.6277417

>>6277382
What!? That makes as much sense as trying to use it without any thing in it at all.

>> No.6277418

>>6277411
>not having a Poptart brand resealer for the extra one

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6277423

>>6277412

this makes John Voight cry more than Obama being the President

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6277436

>>6277382

one piece of bread in two-slot toaster
way to go genius

>> No.6277476

>>6277382
Actually you do need 2 pieces. The weight of a single slice of toast in a 2 slot model will cause a massive shift in weight. This may lead to the toaster flipping over and starting a fire. Always distribute the weight equally across a toaster.

>> No.6277481

>>6277476
true and with nothing in the other slot to absorb the heat, the heat will go into the single piece
again, posing a dangerous fire hazard

>> No.6277573

>not having a 'smart' toaster that automatically knows how many slices were put in
It's like you guys want to burn your houses down

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6277584

>>6277573

where do you live?
with the Jetsons?

>> No.6278145

> everyone saying it will catch fire

Am I being memed? Toasters even have an arrow specifically saying which slot to use for a single slice.

>> No.6278324
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6278324

>>6277307

you're Mom is being mean

she should have given you TWO toasters
one for one slice and one for 2 slices
you need a new Mom

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6278337

mfw this thread

>> No.6278344

Fun knee Fred, guise.

I used to have a single slot toaster. It was twice as long as a regular toaster, so it can, actually, toast two factory-made bread slices.
I now have a two-slot toaster. It's also twice as long as a regular toaster, so it can toast four factory-made bread slices.

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6278362

>>6278344

2 slice one slot?
2 slots one slice?
slots?
slices?
toast?

>> No.6278367

>>6278324
>you're
Go back to mexico you fucking illegal

>> No.6278377

>>6278344
You should get the bakery to slice the bread length ways.

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6278390

>>6277307

your toaster should have come with a a faux slice of bread that you insert into the other slot when you want one slice

this keeps the fire hazard to a minimum

contact the manufacturer