/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6272276]

who /underweight/ here?

[Anonymous No.6272282]

Me. It's impossible for me to gain weight too, my intake is physically limited.

vvv Also skinny rich white guy ahoy vvv

[Anonymous No.6272284]

>>6272282
>my intake is physically limited
Are you deformed or mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.6272287]

>>6272284
Also no, im a fat fuck right now.

[Anonymous No.6272302]

>>6272284
>physically
>mentally ill
Nah man, my insides became defective. I used to be a fat lardwhale.

[Anonymous No.6272381]

>>6272302
did you undergo gastric bypass or something?

[Anonymous No.6272396]

>>6272302
>defective insides
Still trying to understand why?

[Anonymous No.6272402]

>>6272284
Dunno about anyone else here but I literally cannot eat enough to gain weight, I get to a certain point and then can't eat anymore without feeling insanely sick

[Anonymous No.6272418]

>>6272381
>>6272396
Achalasia.

Shit sucks, but at least I don't have to worry about being overweight anymore I guess.

[Anonymous No.6272423]

>>6272418
fuck that sucks. Soylent time?

[Anonymous No.6272431]

>>6272423
ew no. Besides, liquids are vexingly just as difficult to get down as solids, save water thank god.

[Anonymous No.6272444]

>>6272276
>tfw been skinny all your life & your frame is small
>tfw face is ...not exactly manly & people judge you for it
>tfw random old people your relatives knew would always ask "Why is SHE so shy?" when you were a kid

Fuck everything

[Anonymous No.6272446]

>>6272444
>look at me im a grill
lol jk

[Anonymous No.6272450]

>>6272444
pics?

[Anonymous No.6272458]

I'm not underweight per se but often don't hit my macros. Carbs and proteins mostly. I'm vegetarian but that's only part of the reason. I love legumes, beans and paneer so getting proteins in general isn't hard. The problem is lunch. I have a decent breakfast and dinner but I'm limited in what I can carry and usually take a fruit and nuts. If I ate meat sandwiches would be an option but veggie burgers are shit. Don't want to sound like a woman on pinterest but anyone got ideas for proteinaceous portable lunches. I don't want to lose muscle mass.

[Anonymous No.6272479]

>>6272458
You wont lose muscle mass from a lack of protien alone, as long as you are still getting sufficient calories. If your other meals have enough protien, and your a veganfag, then just make a veggie wrap, maybe a container of veganfag potato salad... whatever really as long as it has calories. A fucking avocado would be better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.6272498]

>>6272446
>>6272450
You guys must have a 4th grade reading comprehension.
The person said they were small and emphasized the relatives saying SHE, obviously is a guy that is such a petite beta faggot his relatives thought he was a woman.

[Anonymous No.6272501]

I wish.

[Anonymous No.6272506]

>>6272444

>not just embracing genetics and becoming a trap

[Anonymous No.6272512]

>>6272498

>Implying I would ask for pictures of a girl

What are you, a faggot?

[Anonymous No.6272515]

>>6272498
>petite beta faggot

[Anonymous No.6272516]

Tfw not enough money to buy food and skinny because of it.

[Anonymous No.6272521]

>>6272515
if I hadn't shit talked you, they would've just assumed I was you and not some other fag that was calling them out on their shit reading skills.
don't get me wrong, I'm on your side.....faggot

[Anonymous No.6272522]

>>6272479
I'm vegetarian not vegan, have been my entire life. Veggie wrap was one of the options but they're too much effort for something that tastes pretty bland. But I didn't know the thing about calories. Potatoes sound good though. Love me some potatoes in every form.

[Anonymous No.6272532]

>>6272515
>>6272521


>samefagging this hard

seek help

[Anonymous No.6272535]

>>6272532
atleast i don't have the reading comprehension of my gardener juan

[Anonymous No.6272536]

>>6272521
>>6272521
except i knew that hes a dude, i was joking, hence the jk. maybe its you who is the retard?

[Anonymous No.6272546]

>>6272536
Own up to your beta skills on hitting on women and leave this thread faggot.

[Anonymous No.6272553]

>>6272546
Did you just ignore the "lol jk" or did you fail to read it the first time?

[Anonymous No.6272554]

>>6272521
Welp, its too late now, we're the same person

[Anonymous No.6272557]

>>6272553
Here's some sprinkled fairy doughnuts for you fuckboi.

[Anonymous No.6272559]

>>6272546
Ew. Do not like the donuts in your picture.

[Anonymous No.6272562]

>>6272546
>hitting on women
>on 4chan
nevermind, you win.

[Anonymous No.6272580]

>>6272418
Chagas disease?

[Anonymous No.6272606]

>>6272276
5'8 105lb skeleton here.

I eat fast food and healthy meals. 1500-2000 calories a day. Should be eating more but I get full easily. I try to eat ice cream daily.

My body is broke.

[Anonymous No.6272617]

>>6272580
unknown cause, just sorta happened

[Anonymous No.6272628]

>>6272617
that sucks bro. have you done the barium swallow to see how bad it is? Also do you have plans on fixing it? I imagine a myotomy would work, or forcing that shit open with large shit, or like botox or something

[Anonymous No.6272631]

>>6272557

>all this damage control

[Anonymous No.6272641]

>>6272276
>tfw will always be a hungry skeleton due to genetics
I never asked for this

[Anonymous No.6272642]

>>6272628
it's been a few years, so I've had lots of stuff done. Botox is a very short-term solution (it was like a week or two for me), dialation was the next thing I had done, but that's losing effectiveness as well. Looking into getting the myotomy soon, and hopefully that'll last longer.

Regardless of what I have done though, it'll never really work right. *shrug*

[Anonymous No.6272650]

Big guy here, I'm OK with it I guess. I don't want to look like a muscle douche, and not like a hungry skeleton either. Pretty fat though I guess, pic related is about right.

[Anonymous No.6272652]

>>6272641
>can't wake up
kek

>>6272642
And you're on /ck/ that's the worst part too. That'd be like me (I've played sax for close to ten years) going deaf enough to not play. I wish you luck in the future bro

[Anonymous No.6272656]

>>6272641

not if you actually eat enough, it's just harder for you because you're inherently less hungry than most people

there's nothing stopping you from it aside from that though, it's not like you just have a ~~really fast metabolism~~ or something

[Anonymous No.6272665]

>>6272650
>muscle douche
>hungry skeleton
Oh but I'm a fluffy guy!
Do you hear yourself lard ass.
>Not being a Greek God
>Not being a beginning diety

[Anonymous No.6272687]

>>6272665
Eh, fuck it. I know I'm chubs. What's the point in wasting time chiseling my physique to a Greek god. I don't play professional sports, hunt my own food with a spear, and am not about to storm into battle with swords drawn. And I can still get laid. Musclefags have an inferiority complex and waste time. I'd rather drink beer and play vidya. Try it, is fun.

[Anonymous No.6272693]

>>6272687
>I know I'm chubs.
>posting in /underweight/ instead of /overweight/
You came to the wrong neighborhood fat boy

[Anonymous No.6272694]

>>6272687
>Musclefags have an inferiority complex
Way to further my opinion of your ignorance. Insert random insult about fatties being lazy morons.

want to know why its better to be fit?
longer life
look better
feel better from proper hormones and self confidence
good stress relief working out

inb4 anything you say
if you were exactly the same, but fit, you would be happer. hands down.

[Anonymous No.6272702]

>>6272687
>Eh, fuck it. I know I'm chubs.
That's a funny way of saying obese
> What's the point in wasting time chiseling my physique to a Greek god.
Yeah fuck it, what's the point in living 2 decades longer, feeling good about myself, and being able to take my shirt off at the beach?
> I don't play professional sports, hunt my own food with a spear, and am not about to storm into battle with swords drawn.
Well I could've told you that moby dick.
>And I can still get laid.
Can you record your mating call on Vocaroo? I was thinking about going whale hunting later on, and need something to attract them.
>Musclefags have an inferiority complex and waste time
Yes, dedicating several hours of your week to physical fitness, making yourself healthier, and putting forth effort is a waste of time.
> I'd rather drink beer and play vidya.
I didn't know the great beer sea existed, or that whales have opposable thumbs.
>Try it, is fun.
Oh, you mean like when you take your shirt off, your GF bites her lip, and gels her pants from the site of your abs?

[Anonymous No.6272711]

>tfw 120lbs 5"7
>tfw have so much money but constantly put off going to the grocery store to buy shit and learn how to actually cook proper food and play vidya and shitpost on indonesian lithograph forums
>tfw constant hunger every day
help

[Anonymous No.6272714]

>>6272652
Thanks guy. The funny thing is that I really didn't eat nice/good/remotely healthy foods until it all happened. I missed out on so much. :v

Also fun fact, I can't eat anything apple anymore. Not allergic (I think) but That shit just don't work.

[Anonymous No.6272718]

>>6272711
INDO BRO!
Hey bruh, know any good recipes?
My great oma passed away 6 years back, and I've been trying to recover some of her recipes.
She made killer bami and lumpias.

[Anonymous No.6272728]

>>6272694
So fucking mad.

Lol I was half shitposting but still telling truth, just wanted to piss off a /fit/faggot. Your actually right, I'd just rather drink lots of beer and piss the night away doing fun shit than go to a gym. I'm content. And for all you skeletons out there, drink lots of beer on the couch, and make sure you still eat your 2000 calories. You'll have that will Ferrell frame in no time.

[Anonymous No.6272731]

>>6272687
>What's the point in wasting time chiseling my physique to a Greek god
Doing something great is valuable for its own sake.

This is why the world is shit today. People choose easy instead of good.

[Anonymous No.6272733]

>>6272728

[Anonymous No.6272742]

>>6272733
The fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.6272747]

>>6272742
This fuck, that's who>>6272728

[Anonymous No.6272751]

>6'
>under 9 st
Someone just kill me

[Anonymous No.6272757]

>>6272751
>measuring your time in bongs
>measuring your weight in rocks

[Anonymous No.6272762]

>>6272733
could have gone without seeing that gif

[Anonymous No.6272769]

I don't know if it's my mom who makes shit food or I like certain food, the point is, I can't get fat, I get full with a bowl of cereal.

[Anonymous No.6272781]

>>6272769
Do you put milk in the bowl & then slowly add cereal to it? you know because otherwise it gets the soggies.

[Anonymous No.6272794]

>>6272276
here's a tip to all you stupid fuckers, calculate your calorie needs and eat over that. You're not some special superhuman who cannot gain fat or muscle you're just weak willed or stupid. Protip for fat people, calculate your calories needs and eat below that you're not naturally big holy shit you guys are dumb

[Anonymous No.6272797]

>>6272794
>wanting to be fat

[Anonymous No.6272801]

>>6272794
No need to be so rude anon.
No one claimed to be a special superhuman.

[Anonymous No.6272806]

>>6272794
Roidrage.webm

>sterons, not even once.

[Anonymous No.6273417]

>>6272641

Gaining weight is so fucking expensive though.

People always tell me "yeah you should eat 5-6 time a day instead of 3".

Bitch i'm a broke student

[Anonymous No.6273423]

>>6273417

peanut butter.

it's cheap and massively caloric.

[Anonymous No.6273430]

>>6273423

I don't want to become american.

There is no point in gaining weight if you only gain fat.


But i'm too lazy to exercise, so being skinny is fine

[Anonymous No.6273557]

>>6272276
I can eat loads of food, and regularly do so, but I'm still slightly underweight.

[Anonymous No.6273577]

>finally get around to working out calorie intake
>1800/day
How do you lardfats eat 3500/day without eve thinking about it? I was eating 3 meals a day and only got half way for christ sake

[Anonymous No.6273668]

>106lbs

I like to eat but I don't like sugary things and I can't eat much without getting nauseous. One slice of pizza is pushing it for me. Eating once a day is the norm but I've been forcing myself to at least keep something to snack on around me.

I tried gaining weight with Ensure but it's too expensive to keep up with. I really don't like this. Going out to eat with anyone or getting invited over for dinner is embarrassing since I basically take a bite and I'm done.

[Anonymous No.6273678]

>>6273430
>there's no point in gaining weight if you only gain fat
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.6274363]

>>6273678
What was wrong with what he said?

[Anonymous No.6274368]

>>6272276

Underweight reporting in.

I can't stand it. I eat a fuckton and yet I'll never be in my normal weight. Fuck this fast metabolism shit.

I also can't run daily because my weight goes downhill and I can't stand eating all day just to maintain it.

[Anonymous No.6274509]

How underweight are we talking here guys? Like 100 lbs as a guy?

[Anonymous No.6274536]

>>6272444
probably a really cute twink

[Anonymous No.6274544]

If I was JUST skinny, but noooo, also had to have eye circles since I was like 5 years old. Pale too. Fat people have it better, at least fat people are so numerous now that no one really sees it as something odd.

[Anonymous No.6274561]

>>6274363

He doesn't want to exercise so he's fine with being lazy and unhealthy, just like fat people are okay with being lazy and unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.6274599]

>>6274561
being underweight is so much healthier. 10/10 bro

[Anonymous No.6274601]

>>6273577
liquid calories are improtant - never drink water when you could be drinking soda, fruit juice, milk or beer instead. Also, never eat boiled or steamed stuff when you can eat it fried in oil or butter. Avoid filling but very low caloric vegetables like tomatos or cucumbers or salads. Potatoes, corn and olives are your freinds if you must have veggies.

[Anonymous No.6274617]

>>6274601

Also, anybody can consume a bar of chocolate a day if you spread it out a bit. That's 550 calories of goodness in just 100 grams of concentrated fat and sugar.

[Anonymous No.6274712]

>>6274599

>Implying being a little better than a hamplanet is something to be satisfied with

[Anonymous No.6274736]

>>6272276
I have no concept of how being underweight is possible.
You must have to have no appetite at all.

[Anonymous No.6276171]

>>6274736
Or you know, you eat a meal & you're full, instead of being forever hungry like the disgusting whales that masquerade as humans.

[Anonymous No.6276176]

>>6276171
I find the term "landwhale" to be offensive on behalf of whales. Even they don't deserve to be associated with the hamplanets in question.

[Anonymous No.6276196]

>>6276176
Fine. Overflowing tubs of swollen guts & fatty meat packaged tightly within a thin casing of oily sweat wrappings.

[Anonymous No.6276461]

>tfw 23 year old guy
>tfw 5'9" 120 pounds
>completely emaciated, can see ribs (both from the side and also on my chest like anorexic models) and my arms are the same size as a teenager's

And I'm not going to lie that OMG I EAT SOOOO MUCH YET NEVER GAIN ANY WEIGHT OMG ITS CRAZY!!!! like everyone else does, it was all the fault of my parents and then myself

[Anonymous No.6277203]

Me, but not for long. 5'11 135/ 178cm-~60kg, Quit smoking 3 weeks ago and I'd say I'm around 63kg already,

[Anonymous No.6277311]

6 foot and 9 1/2 stone
I don't look underweight, I go to the gym and I have some muscles and I eat healthily and often

[Anonymous No.6277312]

I used to be, until I started drinking daily about a year ago. Now I'm an overweight piece of shit alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.6277318]

>>6277311
that's 133 pounds

[Anonymous No.6277330]

>>6276461

dude, i was literally you 1.5 months ago, mid january

looked at myself up and down in the morror, broke into tears, and went out the next day and bought a whole fridge and cupboard of calorie dense foods, got myself a set of dumbbells delivered in the mail and started to lift and eat right

ive gone from 121 lbs to 130 since then and i feel a million times better about everything

[Anonymous No.6277347]

>>6277311
>>6277318

As a german, i find both your measurement units retarded

[Anonymous No.6277353]

>>6277311
I think the reason is that I always have problems finishing my meals, at times I can eat everything, other times I can barely finish half. When I eat dinner I'm always too full to finish it unless it's something I really like such as steak

>>6277347
I would use kilograms and meters but never was taught that way, I'm from the UK and was taught a retarded mixture of units

[Anonymous No.6277355]

>>6277311
>6ft
>133lbs
>i dont look underweight

pick two

[Anonymous No.6277356]

My appetite is just too small for me to gain weight. I don't think I've ever managed to finish a full meal in a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.6277363]

>>6277355
No one has ever told me or been worried I'm underweight, when my friends talk about weights and I tell them they usually say I look about 10.5 stone. I have pretty big muscles and get complimented on them all the time, I just have very little fat at all

[Anonymous No.6277390]

5'7" 106 lb. male reporting in.

[Anonymous No.6277391]

>>6276171
Pal, you are a moron.
Appetite is what drives a person's weight.

Skinny people have a below normal appetite.
Fat people have an above normal appetite.
Average weight people have an average appetite.

Think about it, how many people do you know that have large variations in weight (without taking actions to control it)?
Personally, I know none. The overweight people I know have always been over weight, skinny people always skinny and average always average.

A person's weight is directly proportional to their calorie intake, which is regulated by their appetite.
Everybody will eat what feels natural to them.

The skellys in this thread say they eat a small meal and feel sickly full.
The fattys say they eat a large meal and still feel hungry.
Being an ignorant twat and calling someone names for doing what their body is telling them is retarded.

Fast and slow metabolism is bullshit, but appetite variation with in a population is very real and very subjective.

[Anonymous No.6277407]

>>6277391
> how many people do you know that have large variations in weight (without taking action
all the fatsos I know keep getting fatter
the normies stay norm, the skins stay skelly
so the appetite thing is pretty much bullshit I think

[Anonymous No.6277414]

>>6277363

if you had very little fat then you'd look even thinner

>I have pretty big muscles

I'm not sure if you're trolling or just retarded

[Anonymous No.6277427]

>>6277407
>so the appetite thing is pretty much bullshit I think
How so?

[Anonymous No.6277443]

>>6277414
I'm not trolling or retarded, I have big muscles, I work out often, saying big muscles is subjective, if you were Arnold Schwarzenegger you would see my muscles as tiny, if you're an average man, my muscles are probably bigger than yours and I'm probably stronger than you because I work out

[Anonymous No.6277446]

>>6277443

nobody at that height and weight has big muscles, they're just visible because you're so thin

[Anonymous No.6277447]

>>6277427
well the thin ones would eventually die if their dysfunctional appetites kept telling them to eat below maintenance
yet they don't. so, it follows that they have normal appetites which keep them at maintenance
same for normals
so the theory that the anon I was replying to put forth fails to accounts for already observed facts
so it is a shit theory and we need another

[Anonymous No.6277448]

>>6272458
Are you limited in size or just portability?
You can just bring a can of beans or something. Or a block of tofu... or buy some frozen edamame and just let them thaw and by lunchtime they'll be cool and not frozen and decently tasty.
Or what about some boiled eggs? Peanut butter sandwich? Just eat the food put it in your pocket and eat it.

[Anonymous No.6277455]

>>6277407
if overweight people are eating more than their required calories routinely, of course they're going to continue to gain weight

skinny people aren't eating less and less -- they're just maintaining that calorie deficit and staying at that same weight

idk i think it makes sense

[Anonymous No.6277456]

>>6277446
You sound retarded now, plenty of bodybuilders are counted as 'underweight' because they are lighter, lacking fat. I work out, and I have big muscles, it isn't fucking hard to understand, and I've worked out for the past few years, even if I did have a shit diet that's enough time for above average muscles to develop, you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.6277457]

>>6277363

[Anonymous No.6277462]

>>6277457
It's obvious you're just trolling me now l0l, lets be real you probably look like him yourself or you're a fat kunt

[Anonymous No.6277469]

>>6277447
What would you suggest drives weight variation with in a population?

[Anonymous No.6277474]

>>6277462

That wasn't me, but that's in the realm of how I pictured him looking too. Also I'm 5'9 135 so no, I'm neither fat nor a hungry skeleton.

[Anonymous No.6277478]

>>6277474
Okay well I don't look like that lolz

[Anonymous No.6277486]

>>6277462
Its obvious to everybody here that you displaying some amount of body dysmorphia.
You're skinnier than you think you are.

[Anonymous No.6277496]

>>6277486
I never said I wasn't skinny, I claimed that i have bigger than average muscles because I go to the gym and lift

[Anonymous No.6277501]

>>6277469
weight variation within a population? why would there be a particular driver for it? I would expect it to lie on a Gauss curve like so many other things
in populations where it doesn't, yes, we need to look for something skewing the distribution
now, to my mind, the easiest hypothesis to grab on to seems to be... drumroll... DIETARY HABITS

[Anonymous No.6277508]

>>6277456
6', 130lbs is literally like anorexic

You do not have big muscles, mate

[Anonymous No.6277517]

>>6277496

ok then you are some sort of anomaly and should submit yourself for medical research

[Anonymous No.6277520]

>>6272276

6'0"
175 lbs

My bmi is like 20% or something like that. This doesn't make me underweight, it makes me glorious.

I'm happy with how I am, and that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.6277521]

>>6277501
>DIETARY HABITS
So you thing what someone eats, and not how much they eat has more of an effect on their weight?

[Anonymous No.6277522]

>>6277508
I wouldn't say anorexic, using a bmi calculator it gave me 17.9 and the healthy range is 18.5-25?
>>6277517
Why do you think it's completely impossible? Why can I not have above average muscles and at the same time be skinny? You're being retards yourselves

If you go to the gym and lift weights and after consume protein for a long enough period of time your muscles will grow, it's not hard to understand

[Anonymous No.6277544]

>>6277522
You know you're going to have to post a timestamped photo.

[Anonymous No.6277655]

>>6277521
both quantity and type

[Anonymous No.6277678]

>>6277655
No just I can't see it.
A person with a small appetite would just eat less bad food than a person with a large appetite.

[Anonymous No.6277712]

5'5 89lbs when I weighed myself last month. I really want to put on weight but i'm so afraid to become a skinnyfat grill because i'm not very physically active.

[Anonymous No.6277740]

>>6277712

so become physically active, it's not that hard

you must be fucking tiny

[Anonymous No.6277751]

>>6272516
iktfb

[Anonymous No.6277761]

>>6277678
> bad food
lyl

[Anonymous No.6277796]

>>6277712
Just do some light exercise, and eat more. Not that hard.

[Anonymous No.6278065]

>>6274544
relax dear frogposter

[Anonymous No.6278327]

>>6278065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800

[Anonymous No.6278358]

>You're so lucky you're so skinny!

Do you want to murder everyone who says that?

Skinny is not a good look. Normal is a good look. I told that to someone and they were offended.

[Anonymous No.6278378]

>>6278358
Yes same.
I was 68kg, lost 12kg in 2 months. Now I have no energy during the day, feeling lethargic, I only want to gain my weight back andd feel the energy again but I can't gain weight. Took me forever to become 68kg

[Anonymous No.6278388]

>>6278358
then eat more you fucking retard

it's extremely easy to eat good food

[Anonymous No.6278415]

>>6278388
Go away fatty.

[Anonymous No.6278423]

>>6278415
Skelly be jelly

[Anonymous No.6278461]

>>6278423
If we're underweight it doesn't mean we envy obese fat cunts full of shit., alright.

[Anonymous No.6278498]

>>6277712
Seriously. Just do some exercise and eat some more. I am grill and did this and my body just has better shapes in it now. You can do it slowly if you have a fear of gaining weight. But being scared is not gonna help you do anything.

[Anonymous No.6278534]

>Eat 2500 calories a day
>Protein, carbs, vegs
>Some fast food
>Skeletor
>can't lift because fucked up back
>Talk to doctor nutritionist gastroenterologist(?)
>Well, some people are just like that. You're doing the right thing. Some people are just skinny.
T-thanks.

[Anonymous No.6278539]

>>6278534
try taking up drinking

[Anonymous No.6278561]

>>6278539

[Anonymous No.6279561]

It's a food board, so I'm sure there are plenty of underweight people lurking, especially people like myself with eating disorders.

5'10 113 lbs spooky skeleton here

>tfw no one will ever get their hands on my gold and rusty weapons

[Anonymous No.6279580]

>>6278534
are you me?

[Anonymous No.6279595]

>>6278534
>>6279580
how do you guys track calories?
if you're just eyeballing what you eat, that isn't nearly precise enough

[Anonymous No.6279598]

At least you aren't obese

>tfw 6'3 450lbs

I don't know what to do anymore, probably going to kill myself soon

[Anonymous No.6279642]

>>6279598
Don't pull down the ceiling when you try to hang yourself with that reinforced steel chain.

[Anonymous No.6279654]

>>6279642
hanging isn't for me, I plan on the helium tank thing

[Anonymous No.6279672]

>>6279654
That's a hell of a way to go anon, choking on an 8" wide metal tank.

[Anonymous No.6279685]

6'4" 165 lb reporting in.

>tfw have a gut still because I enjoy eating so much and never exercise despite being an otherwise skellington

[Anonymous No.6279696]

>be fat fuck
>decide to lose 50 lbs
>everyone tells me i look weird like my head is too big for my body
t-thanks

[Anonymous No.6279697]

>>6279598
yo, just try one thing before you an hero.....just try this one thing. if it doesnt work, choke on whatever you want man.

Every single day, walk on a treadmill or outside if it is nice enough for 20 to 30 minutes and do not eat breakfast. I'm telling you man. Just eat two meals (lunch and dinner) and walk for 20 to 30 minutes a day. You'd have to fucking scarf your face on those two meals to get more than 3500 in for a day, and at your weight that is enough to lose weight......if you try eating healthier portions (1000 calorie meals, with at least 50g of protein) then you will see the pounds drip off....not even kidding man.

[Anonymous No.6279855]

>>6279696
one one option now
get swole or die trying

[Anonymous No.6280005]

Same as >>6272418 but with Crohns. Annoying thing is, before this started, I was starting to get into shape for the first time in my life. Now I weigh less than my teenage brother.

[Anonymous No.6280046]

I'm underweight. I rarely ever eat. I'm working on changing it, trying to force myself a little more. Currently I average about 1200 calories a day, mostly from liquids.
I feel pretty shitty but at least I'm not ana.

[Anonymous No.6280050]

>Used to have BMI of 40-50.
>Lost a lot of weight, BMI now in normal zone
>Have wide hips, pear shaped body
>Am male

Please kill me.

[Anonymous No.6280051]

>>6278327
>that last one
holy shit that's cute man

[Anonymous No.6280054]

>>6280046
I saw her on TV the other day, she died.

[Anonymous No.6280234]

I was always skinny, that's why I started exercising, after half a year I quit. Now I started again, because I became really-really underweight due to the stress the exam season(is there a name for it in America?) gave me, and I was constantly sick with awfully painful tonsilitis. Now I gained 3 kilos in a week, and it feels great /ck/.

[Anonymous No.6280241]

>>6278388
Try again you fat fuck. I have a high-level of gastric acid, and if I'm in stress or I am sick I can only eat a little, because it feels like I'm going to be burnt from the inside.

[Anonymous No.6280500]

>>6272641
Figure out your daily calorie requirement, add 500 calories and plan out your meals.
If you dont gain, add more.
Its ez.

[Anonymous No.6280766]

>>6280054
You sure about that? She's still posting stuff on her tumblr and put a video of herself just a week ago.

[Anonymous No.6280769]

6'1 130bls masterrace

[Anonymous No.6281230]

>>6280050
I have a theory about this......
Adipose tissue produces estrogen.
So if you are a very over weight male during puberty you'll be exposed to higher levels of estrogen which can result in bitch tits, wider hips, softer jaw line, etc.

Basically, being fat makes you a bitch.

[Anonymous No.6281233]

>>6280046
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELLINGTON

[Anonymous No.6281489]

>tfw bulking is really hard for me because I hate eating past when I'm full

[Anonymous No.6281503]

>>6274544

Don't feel bad anon, it may be more common but being a fat fuck feels like shit, not psycologically, but physically. Ravel in your health.

[Anonymous No.6281529]

how do i use black magic to project my fat upon others

[Anonymous No.6281577]

>>6281529

cook fatty things for them and say that you're on a diet and that you came up with this delicious recipe for (insertthinghere) that's sugar/fat free