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6270814 No.6270814[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why do men fart and sweat a lot? You don't even need to fart or sweat that much while playing video games or shitposting.

>> No.6270830 [DELETED] 
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to assert my dominance.

i'm a serial fart rapist. i've victimized dozens of girls and women.

even my 10-year-old niece wasn't safe. i lulled her into a sense of safety while we played terraria co-op. then it happened.

>> No.6270833

>>6270814

I have evolved to sweat, farts.

>> No.6270844

Idk, I've been with my gf for around a year and a half. I probably started farting around her after the first month so lets say we've been together 500 days. With a mere 2 farts a day around her, I've farted on or near her over 1000 times.

That's an interesting thought.

I just farted, it was warm.

And again as captcha was loading. I did drink last night though is why.

>> No.6270846

>>6270844
You ever give her the dutch oven?

>> No.6270853

>>6270814
topkek, women have three holes from which they fart from, and they are even more vile and putrid

>> No.6270863

>>6270846
Once with poor results. My crowning achievement
>she goes into the shower
>wake up out of almost a dead slumber
>my plan hatches immediately
>go to kitchen, get glass of water from fridge
>put in freezer
>10 minutes
>grab glass, open the door
>pour it onto her from over the shower curtain
>changeofplans.jpeg
>I have a fart come to me like an abused whore wife
>release it with the force of 1000 suns
>was super loud, not sure how it smelled because I got the fuck out of there

She was mad for a few hours.

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>>6270863

>> No.6271013

>>6270863
god bless ya mate.

>> No.6271126

>>6270863
Josh, is that you? I'll never forgive you for that shit.

>> No.6271177

>>6270853
Faggot detected.
I thought Chick-fil-A was going to kill all you fucks.

>> No.6271217

>>6270814
I have ibs. I don't sweat that much though.

>> No.6271221

>>6270814
>Why do men fart and sweat a lot? You don't even need to fart or sweat that much while playing video games or shitposting.

You on the wrong board?

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>>6271177
>implying vile ladyfarts aren't erotic

>> No.6271225

>>6270863
You made the world a slightly better place.

>> No.6271238

>>6270814
to keep away bitches who think their shit don't stink.