Street vendor videos

[Anonymous No.6266351]

More street vendor videos like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkqeiKradak

[Anonymous No.6266356]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IaQwGZFKm8

[Anonymous No.6266360]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zynQZNk-o9I

[Anonymous No.6266362]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghg7_Ec1U0w

[Anonymous No.6266366]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBl68sFZ1TY

[Anonymous No.6266393]

No Rojak... Im disappointed....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD-EznoOcb0

[Anonymous No.6266410]

I just wanted to say thanks to everyone in the thread. Even if it doesn't have enough replies, I LOVE seeing food venders work their culinary voodoo.

[Anonymous No.6266419]

>>6266410
They're techniques, imo, are on par with chefs in the kitchen, if not better due to literally being on the street and processing 1000s of orders a day.

[Anonymous No.6266428]

are these sanitary though?

[Anonymous No.6266434]

>>6266428
they eat it every day and they're alright.

[Anonymous No.6266436]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agUVsHl2Zbo

[Anonymous No.6266441]

>>6266351
>Tastiest burger in the world!
>it's not a burger

[Anonymous No.6266457]

>>6266434
Ah, it may be sanitary and locals may be alright after eating it, but that doesn't always mean you'll be safe. People from other countries might be immune already from pathogens due to repeated exposure, and since you're a traveler, you won't. What's perfectly good eatin for them would probably give you traveler's diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.6266460]

>>6266356
This video made me angry

[Anonymous No.6266478]

>>6266457
"travellers diarrhea" is faggot talk for "i am a hypochondriac with weak baby guts"

[Anonymous No.6266516]

Man, I can't even imagine living like this. Just wandering the streets in the middle of the night, ordering food from strangers on the side of the road. It's kind of amazing.

[Anonymous No.6266522]

>>6266360

honestly she's not that good at it and the commentator is a total retard

[Anonymous No.6266528]

>>6266366

that's awesome, that's how puffed cereals used to be made in america too.

http://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/puffed-the-magic-of-cereal

[Anonymous No.6266531]

>>6266516

are you kidding me

have you never been to university

[Anonymous No.6266537]

>>6266531
Rarely at night.

[Anonymous No.6266539]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl3A9H6IXVM

[Anonymous No.6266542]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpsDXfBCGc

[Anonymous No.6266546]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDHHZcAbjnY

[Anonymous No.6266549]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axQ_uBYA0eM

[Anonymous No.6266691]

>>6266549
I love that shit. It's utterly useless to the product but god does it attract the customers

[Anonymous No.6266720]

>>6266351

@2:30 and @2:46

>dirty brown person who has been touching fucking everything with his GD filthy little mitts takes it too far by handling money and food at the same time.


fuckthatshit/10

wouldnevereat/1000

explosivediarrhea/1000000000000

[Anonymous No.6266727]

>>6266478

bullshit, if I lived in a disgusting aids infested sewer covered in shit all day, I would have a totally different immune response to eating gutter oil fried puppies.

[Anonymous No.6266736]

>>6266727
>brown people scare me and my tummy hurts when i eat something other than cheesy potatoes

[Anonymous No.6266743]

>>6266736

I'd take a plate of cheesy potatoes and some tendies any day over being served a class five hazard off some brownies west African monkey hands.

[Anonymous No.6266757]

>>6266736
>>6266478

>i have never travelled

[Anonymous No.6266780]

>>6266351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0IPv74oEQE

[Anonymous No.6266786]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2f09JgbZW4

[Anonymous No.6266810]

>>6266786

legend

[Anonymous No.6267242]

>>6266478
>>6266736
Have you never left the comforts of your own country?

I'm an Asian who loves street food. Eating it several times a week, you'd think I've already developed a great immune system from all those unhygienic, improperly prepared foods. I thought so too. Never had the shits from anything I ate.

...Until I took a trip to India and experienced Delhi belly first hand.

It was worth it though. Definitely one of the best food experiences of my life.

[Anonymous No.6267250]

>>6266351
>you will never be his child bride
It's not fair. He's far too handsome to be slinging veggie burgers for a living.

[Anonymous No.6267252]

>>6266393
ROJAK!

[Anonymous No.6267255]

>>6266780
Bee's are fairly clean insects, correct? They're not eating shit like their fly counterparts.

[Anonymous No.6267276]

so are we supposed to post vendors do random/impressive shit or street food videos in general? because most of the food posted looks average street food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3zobyiv51g

[Anonymous No.6267280]

>>6267242
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

I like street food as well, but I would never step a foot in India. It's pretty much hell on earth

[Anonymous No.6267340]

>>6266539
nghff

[Anonymous No.6267347]

>>6267280
That is a vast exaggeration and cherry picking to the extreme. I've been to India and it is one of the dirtier places in the world. But most of the food you eat will be way cleaner than that. Most of the places you visit will be clean as well. If you want to seek out the shitholes to put pictures up on the internet you can do that too.

Don't let the internet dictate you travels. Try actually talking to the people who've gone there and enjoyed.

[Anonymous No.6267362]

>>6266351
http://youtu.be/UEkbRb2vCNQ

[Anonymous No.6267387]

>>6266786
wat a baws

[Anonymous No.6267423]

>>6267362

OMFG, look at the years of moldy filth that have accumulated all around and under his finger nails.


>fucking NOPE

[Anonymous No.6267437]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvgg_IJjn8c

The first part has the most cringy commentary I have every heard.

[Anonymous No.6267448]

>>6267423
say what you will but that mother fucker can cook.... i wouldn't eat it either but i do use the video as a cooking guide/recipe for noodles....

[Anonymous No.6267452]

>>6266393
This was wonderful.

[Anonymous No.6267458]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meNgZdu8tIk

[Anonymous No.6267463]

>>6266546
okay, tha'ts pretty fucking impressive.

[Anonymous No.6267467]

>>6266549

dayum that spiral pour looked cool

[Anonymous No.6267486]

>>6266393

dang, that is a sharp knife

[Anonymous No.6267637]

>>6266351
what is that nasty green shit?

[Anonymous No.6267654]

>>6266428
It's actually generally not that bad, the whole travellers shits are more often than not from cheap restaurants. These little food carts are small and simple enough that they can be wiped down extremely quickly, and the entire cooking surface gets hot enough to disinfect.

Obviously there's an element of risk, but I've been eating from Indian food carts for a few years now (I have to fly to that shithole to sell turbines) and I've never gotten sick once.

Buy bottled water though. Not a huge risk, but much bigger than the food ime

[Anonymous No.6267704]

>>6266393
>41 seconds chopping food like that without looking
you know how people with missing limbs can sometimes feel them?

[Anonymous No.6267751]

>>6267704
It seems that he is looking, though. If you mean his eyes look closed, I think it's just because he's looking down.

[Anonymous No.6267756]

>>6266457
>>6267654

In my experience this is correct. I've had fried noodles/rice and skewers from street carts in Shanghai. Every day I'd get a jian bing for breakfast from a guy on the corner. Had street tacos and tortas in Guatemala. Never got sick from either. It's the restaurants you have to watch out for, especially the ones that don't see many tourists.

[Anonymous No.6267803]

>>6267751
no he looks away at the 41 second mark, watch it. he turns his head away, doesn't matter if his eyes were open.

[Anonymous No.6267816]

>>6266351
>handling that bread with his butt wiping hand

[Anonymous No.6267845]

>>6267816
>implying he has a butt

[Anonymous No.6267850]

>>6267816

>implying he doesn't use the bread to wipe

[Anonymous No.6267853]

>>6266356
>omelette burgers

I want one

[Anonymous No.6267862]

>>6267816
>implying those filthy carpet riders wipe at all after shitting in the street

[Anonymous No.6267866]

>>6266546
I don't particularly like falafel and I'd still buy from him

[Anonymous No.6267871]

>>6267242
It's india dumbass

[Ken Rockwell No.6267881]

Lol you faggots haven't even seen Julio...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyLPtXn-RNA

[Anonymous No.6267882]

>>6267347
>one of the dirtier places
>BUT EVERYTHINGS SO CLEAN XD

[Anonymous No.6267884]

>>6266351
>touching bills then raw food

[Anonymous No.6267920]

>>6266780
d-do you have to eat the bees too?

[Anonymous No.6267964]

>>6267437
holy shit, I'm no homophobe, but those are some faggy motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.6267965]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwHVdCqWIQk

[Anonymous No.6267977]

>>6267882
nice shitposting

[Anonymous No.6267983]

>>6267881
>Julio crazy pancake man
there're westerners out there who don't know the difference between pancakes and crepes. wtf

[Anonymous No.6267996]

>>6267881
as a spaniard watching this video made me wonder if the rest of the world sees us like those other countries posted here, india, china, slavic countries... just places full of picturesque, hard-working brown people...

[Anonymous No.6268004]

>>6267881

dat nigga is just literally autistic.

[Ken Rockwell No.6268017]

>>6268004
>>6268004
I had a friend that lives over there between Rome and N.Y I stayed at his place and sadly it was at the other end of the island. If I knew about him i'd travel up to see him any day. Nothing better than watching julio make crepes. Even if they are like 4 yuro's he's earnt it.

[Anonymous No.6268032]

>>6267996
>wonder if the rest of the world sees us

actually we do see you as another one of those brown people wonderlands where we can go play in you impoverished, downtrodden economies fueled with the lure of cheap booze, lodgings, easy women and underfunded drug enforcement agencies...thanks brownies.

[Anonymous No.6268034]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

[Anonymous No.6268037]

>>6266460
...Why?

[Anonymous No.6268038]

>>6266356
this looks disgusting and i hate how smug he is

[Anonymous No.6268051]

>>6266691
doesn't it cool it down faster or something?

[Anonymous No.6268056]

>>6266780
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.6268059]

>>6268034
The kid and his dad look like they've never seen a camera before.

[Anonymous No.6268062]

>>6266780
how is this okay

[Anonymous No.6268073]

>>6268004
yeah srsly just looks like hes got some mental problem

[Anonymous No.6268088]

>>6266393
Oh dang, yes

[Anonymous No.6268093]

>>6266393
girl is qt

[Anonymous No.6268109]

>>6268034
Holy SHIT thats amazing. What the hell? That's one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.6268118]

>>6268109
whats so cool about it

[Anonymous No.6268122]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLYieehzGs

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.6268124]

>>6267881
this guy must burn so many calories acting like that

[Anonymous No.6268139]

>>6268122
>mfw he starts doing math
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.6268152]

>>6268124

GODAMMIT Rummy,

I find it rather interesting that you would choose to comment on this fellow as his mannerisms make me think of what you would be like IRL.

[Anonymous No.6268174]

>>6266780
Some people just don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.6268181]

>>6266549
Incredible! Decantering from such a height...!

[Anonymous No.6268193]

>>6268122
>Germany
>Like your hair!
I guess the wife is blonde.

[Anonymous No.6268196]

>>6267996
>Spain
>hardworking

no worries my friends

[Anonymous No.6268216]

>>6266393
>mfw I just realized I've seen this guy a couple of years ago

He's at Gurney Drive Hawker Centre on Penang, Malaysia.

[Anonymous No.6268226]

>all these videos

Jesus fucking christ, is every third world hellhole a storm of honking horns, shrieking people, and 90s euro pop techno music? I would shoot myself. Not even Manhattan or Chicago is that much of a disorganized din.

[Anonymous No.6268242]

>>6267458
>two whole goddamned tomatoes, whole potato, two fist fulls of onion and peppers, and a giant ton of cheese

Goddamn man.

Also, that sperglord announcer

[Anonymous No.6268245]

>>6268226
lol never leave your basement youll b safe

[Anonymous No.6268250]

>>6266780

[Anonymous No.6268251]

>>6267996
>spanish
>hardworking

Lol, you guys are Greece's slightly less of a fuckup brother, but with even MORE marxist retards

[Anonymous No.6268258]

>>6268034
Imagine someone just throwing a big ass bowling ball on the biggest pile of eggs

[Anonymous No.6268277]

>>6268245
I dont know, every American city I've been to didn't have hovels of people in sweaty concrete holes, staring out like feral cats

[Anonymous No.6268288]

>>6268251

Well, Spain being the only country to have millions of functional and self managing workers in the 1930s a lot of regions happy to return back to those times.

[Anonymous No.6268315]

>>6268288
>in the 1930s

rly, cuz that did you a shit load of good the last eight decades.

[Anonymous No.6268322]

>>6268034
What is the indian guy at the right eating at the end?

[Anonymous No.6268331]

>>6266360
Is that a taco?

[Anonymous No.6268332]

>>6268038
Ramly burgers are delicious; this guy maybe puts a little too much sauce on them though.

[Anonymous No.6268336]

>>6268322
Hard boiled eggs with diced onions red pepper, salt, black pepper and chat masala. It's the only way to make boiled eggs anything but boring.

[Anonymous No.6268337]

>>6268288
>functional economy with facism
>communists fuck everything up and starve country
>economy finally getting back on its feet
>communists come again wanting to fuck it up all over again

Now, am I talking about Spain, Germany, or nearly any other European country?

[Anonymous No.6268402]

>>6267996
>Spain
>Hard-working

You literally fall asleep in the middle of the day.

[Anonymous No.6268445]

>>6268402
and every single american is obese and retarded

[Anonymous No.6268549]

>>6268109
why it it amazing? that his hands are probably filthy?

[Anonymous No.6268599]

>>6266351
All these videos just make me wonder how these people can do these jobs for decades. You're working with customers who all want something different so you can't turn your mind off, but you're still essentially doing the same thing over and over again.

[Anonymous No.6268602]

>>6267280
This link in the comments:

http://www.chinahush.com/2009/10/21/amazing-pictures-pollution-in-china/

Oh god what the fuck man. Looks like hell on earth.

[Anonymous No.6268608]

>>6268599
>You're working with customers who all want something different

nope.

they make one thing and one thing only. if the customer wants something different, he goes to a different shop.
there's dozens of them all crowded into the same area.

[Anonymous No.6268635]

>>6267965
>all that cheese
why

[Anonymous No.6268640]

>>6268608
If you're making kebabs for example, you only have kebabs but there are various sauces, often times two types of meat, and you're going to get some customers who want all meat, no tomatoes, no lettuce, etc

[Anonymous No.6268641]

>>6268122
WOOOOOOOW!!!

[Anonymous No.6268661]

>>6268640
not in those little one-man shops you don't.

[Anonymous No.6268673]

>>6268661
Is this just a European's are lazy type thing? I've never traveled to Europe but the at all the shops in Asia and the middle east they do one but with a lot of little variations.

[Anonymous No.6268686]

>>6268673
you must've been to fancier places then.

[Anonymous No.6268859]

All this stuff looks great, the problem is, I don't want sweaty 3rd worlders touching my fucking food with their filthy hands in that filthy environment

[Anonymous No.6268895]

>>6266356
that feel when i can make it better at home

[Anonymous No.6268907]

>>6268673
Can't say for the rest of Europe, but the cheap places in the UK definitely have at least lamb and chicken, different sauces, and different options for toppings.

[Anonymous No.6269259]

>>6266360

That's the worst dosa I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.6269295]

>>6267996
>spain
>brown
>hardworking

[Anonymous No.6269320]

>>6268242

That looks fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.6269420]

>>6269259
what's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.6269572]

>>6267871
I lived in China, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.6269587]

>>6266351
There are a lot of Thai ones on this site:
http://importfood.com/vendor_video/thai_street_vendor_videos.html

It's a legit company also, I've ordered from them before, but if ordering from them stick to packaged goods. The fresh stuff such as chiles is better from other sources.

[Anonymous No.6269610]

>>6266360
dat 煎饼果子

[Anonymous No.6269707]

>>6266539
FLAWLESS
VICTORY

[Anonymous No.6270344]

Thanks guys, now I've been singing rojak rojak while I cook .

[Anonymous No.6270391]

>>6268122
Dragon Beard Candy

[Anonymous No.6270410]

>>6266393
Tried his Rojak and thought it was okey. PJ new town serves one better, or you can join the queue in Subang Jaya

[Anonymous No.6270461]

>>6266356
>all the unnecessary flipping at the start
>all the unnecessary juggling of eggs
>all that smug shit
>too much condiments

would not eat

[Anonymous No.6270474]

>>6266362
>the guy doesn't want to be recorded
>has to block his own face
>aka, the cunt didn't even ask or tell him she was gonna record him

American tourists..

>record someone in the USA
>get beat, arrested and violated

delicious hypocrisy

[Anonymous No.6270488]

>>6266436
newb question:

How come their pots and pans look like cheap used up shit but nothing ever sticks to them ?

[Anonymous No.6270492]

>>6270488
>nothing ever sticks to them ?

Seasoning, bro. Same thing the cast iron people talk about.

[Anonymous No.6270497]

>>6270488
its seasoned, fucken hot and coated in oil

[Anonymous No.6270506]

>>6266736
lol indeed

[Anonymous No.6270520]

>>6269420

it's uneven, it's straggly as fuck with holes in it, it's burnt, she doesn't fill it properly and she's chinese.

here's a proper dosa cart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df8LNYAdbpw

[Anonymous No.6270524]

>>6270488

notice how literally every video starts with a huge slosh of oil or butter

[Anonymous No.6270537]

>>6269259
That is not Dosa its Jian Bing, It is tasty if done right by someone with lots of experience in getting the dough crispy. And not like the sh1t that Bing Boy in Australia serves up

[Anonymous No.6270549]

>>6267965
I want one so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.6270551]

>>6267965
that looks good, but how the fuck are you to eat it without a plate and fork and knife ?

[Anonymous No.6270555]

>>6268051
I also thought it had to do with aerating the drink to make it seem more tasty. It would definitely cool it down, though.

>>6268181
Chuckled.

[Anonymous No.6270565]

>>6268034

what faggot named this video? he's not giving them the omelette ON the bread, he's making an omelette sandwich. honestly, is this video a troll? how has anyone not pointed it out that it's an omelette sandwich? what third worlder titled this video?

[Anonymous No.6270569]

>>6270492
>>6270497
>Seasoning

what's the best way to do this ?

[Anonymous No.6270577]

>>6270569

Smear a layer of food safe oil or fat in pan/wok/whatever
Heat it up to polymerize the oil.

just get on youtube and search for "how to season a wok"

[Anonymous No.6270579]

>>6268122

i'd be so tempted to be like 'actually i don't think i want any anymore' and pretend to walk off

[Anonymous No.6270581]

>>6268242

>two whole goddamned tomatoes

that's nothing.

[Anonymous No.6270582]

>>6270577
thanks, but this doesn't work if the pan has a "non-stick" coating right ? must be bare metal?

[Anonymous No.6270588]

>>6270582

Correct.

[Anonymous No.6270599]

>>6266351
I just saw this and had to post it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GgaYauOkss

[Anonymous No.6270615]

>>6270599
>Duck burger
>burger

but that's not a burger at all

[Anonymous No.6270626]

>>6270615

That's right. Hence the word "duck"--to tell you that it's not a normal burger. It's a duck burger.

[Anonymous No.6270642]

>>6268332
That is not the traditional Ramli burger. The buns are always spread with planta margarine and toasted They are then served with shredded cabbage, onions and cucumber slices. Finished off with sweet chilli sauce and mayonnaise. If you want the patty wrapped in an omelette it is always seasoned with Worcestershire sauce and white pepper.

[Anonymous No.6270650]

>>6270626
no, I mean it's not a burger at all, burger is round and flat, it's one whole thing, this is pieces of duck meat in a sandwich. Not a duck burger, you can make duck burger but that's not it.

>>6270588
>tfw don't have a fucking jet engine in my kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGXGJD2xTzQ

[Anonymous No.6270735]

>>6266393
He chopped so close to his fingers.

[Anonymous No.6270761]

>>6270520
That's like saying Italian pizzas have barely enough toppings and saying Americans do it right. Even the batter is different.

[Anonymous No.6270779]

>>6266393
What is he choping? Is that shredded cheese?

[Anonymous No.6270945]

>>6270779

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rojak

[Anonymous No.6270954]

>>6270945
Yeah I know but there's many different styles of rojak and different ingredients used. What specific items is he using in this video? Looks like potatoes, fried chicken and tofu with cheese and chill sauce sprinkled on top/

[Anonymous No.6270981]

>>6266351
i would never eat from any of these places, these types of people let flys all over their shit

[Anonymous No.6271059]

>>6270650
You do realize that in other parts of the world "burger" is more of a sandwich type and not specifically a ground meat patty on a bun right?

[Anonymous No.6271152]

>>6270954

There's no cheese in rojak bro. Why would you think that there is a cheese in an Indonesian dish? those are either bean sprouts with the tips removed or some kind of shredded vegetable

[Anonymous No.6271170]

>>6271152
What is the tubular rectangle thing he cuts up?

[Anonymous No.6271188]

Japanese omelettes look so fuggin' good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TW-4Pv3U3Y

[Anonymous No.6271200]

>>6271188

>how to cook
>doesn't show what that matrix-human-capsule fluid is before turning into the omelette.

[Anonymous No.6271204]

>>6271170

Hard to say. There's a lot of things of about that color and shape that could be in it. It could be a potato or piece of other root vegetable. It could be tofu. It could be a piece of squid or cuttlefish meat (though it looks too big for that, so I don't think that's likely)

I can't see well enough to tell for sure

[Anonymous No.6271212]

>>6271059
In other parts of the world burger is just the ground meat patty, bun or no bun.

[Anonymous No.6271220]

>>6271200

if it's the same thing that they put in sushi, it has to tate great dough.

[Anonymous No.6271237]

>>6271200

AFAIK it's egg, water, sugar, vinegar and chink sauce.

[Anonymous No.6271246]

>>6266419
well, no, they cook one type of meal, low sanitary conditions on the street in countries with low to none healthstandards. im not saying its bad food, i love to travel and i love the streetfood the locals eat but if you compare to any decent restaurant where you have to know how to cook several things and use different techniques this is far from what a real chef at a real restaurant does.

[Anonymous No.6271279]

>>6271237
made from real freshly squeezed chinks or?

[Anonymous No.6271291]

>>6271246

I'd say their skills at that one dish they make are probably better than a restaurant chef.

On the other hand, the restaurant chef knows how to make a lot more than just that one dish.

[Anonymous No.6271297]

>>6271279
chink sauce aka "mirin"

[Anonymous No.6271300]

>>6271200
It's "how to cook," not "how to mix."

Damn.

[Anonymous No.6271304]

>>6271188
>essentially how to cook eggs

wow thanks, what a great video.

[Anonymous No.6271305]

>>6271300

Okay then. I'll just ask for the spinal fluid mix to my local vendor.

[Anonymous No.6271311]

>>6267881
>whips out memepsread

fucking dropped

[Anonymous No.6271320]

>>6270650
More than the jet engine, though... I've got powerful burners. My hood would not be able to handle that, though. Pro ventilation is tight.

[Anonymous No.6271332]

>>6271237
No vinegar. Just eggs, sugar, salt, and dashi.

[Anonymous No.6271336]

>>6271305
do it

[Anonymous No.6271337]

>>6271332
>dashi
Not him, but I thought there was dashi there.

[Anonymous No.6271345]

>>6267884
>gonna cook it anyway
Who fucking cares?

[Anonymous No.6271350]

>>6267637
green chutney would be my guess

[Anonymous No.6271355]

>>6267965
fuckin spics

they don't even have a name for the cheese? Just... yellow cheese?

[Anonymous No.6271424]

>>6271059
It's just a hipster as fuck food stall in London. They know it's not burger, but they'll call it one anyway.

Burger in the UK means minced meat shaped into a burger. I've sean venison burgers, ostrich burgers, pheasant burgers, all sorts of burgers of all sorts of meat and it's always minced and formed into a burger.

That is just London hispterism in action.

[Anonymous No.6271513]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A-1mAyGN-0

>implying you woouldn't

[Anonymous No.6271542]

>>6271513
doesn't show much

[Anonymous No.6271572]

>>6271424
I live in London and I've always thought a burger was just something that was in burger buns, like the chicken burgers at fast food places. I mean, they are typically called something along the lines of 'chicken fillet burger'.

[Anonymous No.6271597]

>>6271572
no him, but you're wrong. The burger is a burger no matter how you eat it, and it doesn't have to be between buns or any bread at all. Hipster shits will call whatever they want "burgers" but it doesn't make it a burger.

[Anonymous No.6271609]

>>6271542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_5GfbheucI
skip to 1:20

another video of same cart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n3xBdTj3CM

skip to 2:00

As far as street vendors go, this is GOAT

[Anonymous No.6271615]

>>6271572

That's been my understanding of the term too.

[Anonymous No.6271617]

>>6267637
You should back to eating taters

[Anonymous No.6271626]

>>6271572
>>6271615
It's wrong
a burger is beef mince/ground beef shaped into a patty and cooked

[Anonymous No.6271692]

>>6266428

Are hot dog stands sanitary?

[Anonymous No.6271696]

>>6271626

I think that's just you bro.

[Anonymous No.6271732]

>>6267965

Avacado on a burger? He gave me a good idea.

[Anonymous No.6271737]

>>6267996

As a latino Spain doesn't exist pretty much. It's some European country with Spanish speaking people

[Anonymous No.6271748]

>>6268073

Autism is a neurological disorder, not a mental problem. If he was autistic he would most likely be stimming and that's perfectly fine

[Anonymous No.6271767]

>>6267996
I just see you guys as pale, hairy Europeans who speak with a lisp.

[Anonymous No.6272859]

>>6271170
Its firm Tofu

[Anonymous No.6272871]

>>6266393
grills mirin

[Anonymous No.6272939]

>>6271626
Well clearly it's not only that because many people use the word in different ways.

[Anonymous No.6272951]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2f09JgbZW4

[Anonymous No.6272960]

>>6268216
lmao

[Anonymous No.6272974]

>>6266356
How is that egg not overcooked? It looks like shit. Even worse that Coldplay is playing in the background.

[Anonymous No.6272989]

>>6267280
Jesus fucking christ. I love travelling, and I would love to see India, but shit like this is the reason I haven't been yet.

[Anonymous No.6272996]

>>6266356
All the hate for this dude.
He still looks pretty good at his job, and the showmanship prolly sells more burgers to tourists than anything.

[Anonymous No.6273017]

>>6266549
>Wouaaahoo
Disgusting amerifucks

[Anonymous No.6273020]

You have to be careful if you want Street food in India. In big cities like Mumbai and Delhi you end up taking a large risk of getting sick.

[Anonymous No.6273074]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOmFWvHc34k

[Anonymous No.6273084]

>>6271188
Huh. So that's how sponges are made.

[Anonymous No.6273115]

>>6267881
I feel like he has some sort of disability that makes him seem like hes tryna be sanic gotta go fast

[Anonymous No.6273121]

>>6268122
YFW you find out there are dozens of these carts with the exact same script :(

[Anonymous No.6273134]

>>6273121
In case you don't bereeva me, >>6273074

[Anonymous No.6273166]

i wish people here can just make webms

[Anonymous No.6273170]

>>6267280
I wonder whats worse: indian street food or chinese? In china at least they cook the shit down into oil before you eat it

[Anonymous No.6273178]

>>6271311
When I was in europe literally every single crepe place had meme spread crepes

[Anonymous No.6273184]

>>6268034
i wonder how old some of those eggs are

[Anonymous No.6273201]

>>6271696
If the meat isn't ground its not a burger, its just a sandwich

[Anonymous No.6273215]

>>6273170
But China gets their oil from blocks they find in sewers.

[Anonymous No.6273236]

>>6273215
That's what I mean by cooking it down into oil.

[Anonymous No.6273352]

>>6270599
This video is so comfy.

[Anonymous No.6273357]

>>6267255
bees are one of the few insects who understand not to shit in their living room. in the winter, each bee will leave the hive once a day, fly 30 feet away, take a dump, then fly back in.

[Anonymous No.6273361]

>>6273357
I'm going to need some sources on that.

[Anonymous No.6273422]

>>6270599
Why does everyone in this video look like they've spent the last 24 hours rolling on molly?

[Anonymous No.6273428]

>>6272989
Because all of India is like that, right? Every country has shitholes that are as bad or even worse than the one in the article. Better give up traveling then, bud.

[Anonymous No.6273431]

>>6266351

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYwKAxZSyFM

Behold the kebab master

[Anonymous No.6273433]

>>6271188
Why are we laminating omelets?

[Anonymous No.6273444]

>>6268034
Big eggs or tiny man?

[Anonymous No.6273446]

>>6271188
but that video sucks ass, check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTIcJ_tdEJM

[Anonymous No.6273451]

>>6271311
its only meme in america. here its a staple spread

[Anonymous No.6273455]

>>6267881
I feel like I prolly look a bit like this when pushing through a busy service. Good thing I'm not in an open kitchen.

[Anonymous No.6273465]

>>6273446
Did that video just tell me to heat my pan to 180 deg?

[Anonymous No.6273469]

>>6271355
american cheese lol

[Anonymous No.6273472]

>>6271355
You must have been really rustled when you found out they called it an 'orange'.

[Anonymous No.6273473]

>>6271355

There are name for american cheese..

Yellow cheese
Cream cheese
Block cheese


Duh...

[Anonymous No.6273498]

>>6267964

Yes they are. I'm cool with gays. I'm not cool with men trying to be more woman than a woman.

[Anonymous No.6273538]

>>6273446
>30g of sugar
What.

[Anonymous No.6273569]

>>6266691
that or it gets air into the coffee (develop flavour mebbe?)

[Anonymous No.6273599]

>>6266691
>It's utterly useless to the product

Nope. The "pulling" cools the tea down. It also works air into it, frothing it up and giving it a thicker texture.

[Anonymous No.6273753]

>>6273472
clementine
tangerine
orange
grapefruit


They all have different names that are distinct.

"yellow cheese"?

"american"
colby
cheddar
muenster
etc.

[Anonymous No.6273775]

>>6273599
>It also works air into it
What a bullshit reason. There are plenty of better ways of working in air to it than throwing it around.

[Anonymous No.6273781]

>>6273465

Well below the smoke point of most oils, except for olive oil which you wouldn't want to fry your egg in ... so not that hot. What's the problem?

Just don't go too much over that with Teflon ...

[Anonymous No.6273791]

>>6273775

Sure, you could use a blender or a mixer, etc. But the "pulling" method requires no electricity, no equipment which could break down, and as an added bonus it looks flashy so it attracts customers. I don't see a problem.

[Anonymous No.6273821]

>>6273781
>What's the problem?

He's probably used to Fahrenheit temperatures, in which case 180 is puzzlingly low.

[Anonymous No.6273873]

>>6273465
>>6273821
>180c
>356f
It put them next to each other in the video, dummies

[Anonymous No.6273954]

>>6273775

Presentation is part of the product ... do you complain about plating techniques as well?

[Anonymous No.6274237]

>>6273017
they're actually deutschbags not americucks.

[Anonymous No.6274343]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYwKAxZSyFM

[Anonymous No.6274349]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X8GHd03JwI

[Anonymous No.6274411]

>>6273017
>can't tell an obvious German accent
I want australian shitposters to leave

[Anonymous No.6274429]

>>6273446
that's way too much egg. an omelette with nothing else in it...

[Anonymous No.6274430]

>>6274411
they even say at the start of the video they're from germany lel

[Anonymous No.6274465]

>>6272996
agreed, plus i think he's just having a little fun with it for the camera

[Anonymous No.6274487]

>>6274429
It's not an omelette the way you think of one, though. It's the sauce he mixes it into that becomes the dish.

That's like saying "that's too much egg for a scrambled egg with nothing else in it."

[Anonymous No.6274507]

>>6272996
>showmanship prolly sells more burgers to tourists than anything
This

I used to work at an open kitchen pizzeria, and I was the only one who could spin the dough on my finger.

Even though it actually took *longer* to stretch, the chef insisted I did that, because people bought pizza just to watch me spin the dough. So I hammed it up-- spun it on my finger, tossed it back and forth with the other cooks, and did other tricks with it.

I can't say for sure it worked, but people would crowd around the kitchen, and I was making pies pretty much non stop from 11am until 6pm (when I got off work).

I opened the kitchen at 6:30am, btw. Overtime was awesome. Made more money doing that than my next 3 jobs, but they were 9-5 office jobs, so I can't complain.

[Anonymous No.6275577]

>>6266780
Don't think this vendor gets swarmed by bees often... Shouldn't be that dirty, bees just land on flowers and shit. But still I would opt not to eat there. Also how are these people not running away with fear? I despise most bugs, but I tolerate bees since they're so vital for human survival.

>>6266786
These videos are always fun, though you have to wonder.. The cones that they don't use.. Do they pass them to other customers?

[Anonymous No.6275724]

holy shit chapli kababs are delicious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlQOvBi5Vfw

[Anonymous No.6275767]

>>6275724
>all them taliban members eating there
>0:50 announcer mentions jihad
Must be where these lads get their last meal before Jihad! ALLAH HU AKBAR!

[Anonymous No.6275785]

>>6267881

apart from his spastic movement there is literally nothing special is there? They are always done like this, but without autism.

[Anonymous No.6275824]

>>6274507
How do you maintain the enthusiasm of showing off this "neat trick" after the 100th time. Im currently doing a job where I have to interact with a lot of people and Im so fucking sick of telling my favorite stories after only 6 months.

[Anonymous No.6275860]

>>6275824
you could try coke. worked for billy mays

[Anonymous No.6276317]

>>6275724
its cooked in blackened fat from the previously cooked. EEewwww

[Anonymous No.6276424]

>>6266539

Wtf... alot of good ones but this one is the best I've seen so far.

[Anonymous No.6276812]

>>6273422
lol word

[Anonymous No.6276817]

>>6266539

Oh god the machete

[Anonymous No.6277019]

>>6266780
i want to become this badass

[Anonymous No.6279147]

>>6273446
what is mirin?

[Anonymous No.6279155]

>>6279147
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mirin&l=1