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New review, gang! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uqu8aGMwU0

Joey wants you to send him intro videos. Skip to 5:30 if you want details.

Show him who his real fans are.

WOOWOOWOOWOO

>> No.6264138

/broey/ bump

>> No.6264176

Are you guys seriously watching and enjoying this shit?

>> No.6264179

>>6264176
Are you not?

>> No.6264181

>>6264019

Joey aint gettin shit from this here nigger till he stuffs his face in a glob of Nacho cheese

>> No.6264186

>>6264179
>some fat-ass nobody eating fast food in his car
No, not really.

>> No.6264196

>>6264186
>2015
>being a bully

Ok guy

>> No.6264362

>>6264019
Who makin an intro here?

>> No.6264810

I can't wait until South Park makes an episode about dudes that review fast food in their car. Joey will be a good sport about it, but holy fuck I can't wait to see the bitch fit Ken will pitch.

I need this in my life.

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>>6264810
Lol would be pretty funny actually.

>> No.6264953

>Joey's World Tour: the Movie
>starring a back from the grave John Candy

If only

>> No.6265110
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6265110

Never forget gyang

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>2015
>Watching Joey at full speed

It's like you plebs don't want to savour the flavour.

>> No.6265141

>>6264810
Nobody is going to make a show about your shit posting spam joey.

>> No.6265325

>>6264019
It seems like he is doing more descriptive reviews but with less passion. I feel i know the food better in theory but I feel it less.

>> No.6265372

>>6264953
Oh fuck I want this

>> No.6265385
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6265385

Who is ready for the nacho cheese challenge!?

>> No.6265391

>>6265385
WOOWOOWOOWOOOOOO!

>> No.6265538

>>6265391
It's happening!!! Don't give up broeys!

>> No.6265654

>>6264196
I don't understand how it's bullying, if you make your 'job' to eat disgusting fast food ALL the time, then no shit you're going to get fat if you don't exercise. Fucker deserves it.

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6265900

Lol sup faggots

Ken here

>> No.6266183
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6266183

I'm a new broey, anyone wanna fill me in on who the fuck LadyTrayce and Ken are?

>> No.6266203

/joey/ get fucking HYPE! We haven't lost him yet. We just need to eradicate Ladytrace and Ken "Write it all off on my taxes, keep sending me money, I'm living off this shit and it's funny." Domik.

>> No.6266259

>>6266183
ladytrace is a frequent commenter on most fast food review channels. ken is a bald, white, canadian version of joey. also used to comment on joey's video's frequently

>> No.6266264

>>6266183
Ken is a fellow food reviewer and /broey/'s biggest enemy. He has a huge influence on Joey and tells him to tone it down in his reviews and not to be so crazy. In other words, he tells Joey not to act like Joey and to be something he's not. That's why we don't like him. He's trying to destroy the happy and entertaining Joey we know and love and replace him with some passionless sell-out like himself. Trayce is some chick who is a negative influence on Joey in the same way (tells him not to do the nacho challenge and stuff). Many suspect that Trayce is just one of Kens puppet accounts.

>> No.6266265

i am going to eat this fish sandwich tomorrow.

nice job viral marketing team.

>> No.6266269

>>6266264
what is kens channel? i will post hate comments at him.

>> No.6266271

>>6266269
kbdproductions

or something like that

>> No.6266274

what the fuck $7 for that small sandwich??

>> No.6266278

Does Joey know we exist? Has he ever been here or mentioned us before?

>> No.6266279
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6266279

>>6266183
Ladytrayce is one of Ken's troll accounts trying to fuck over his competition. Jewtube is some dog eat dog shit.

>> No.6266282

>>6266278
Yes. Where have you been?

>> No.6266285

>>6266282
I'm a new broey sorry. He mentions us in a video?

>> No.6266288

what tendies does he say are the best

>> No.6266293

>>6266288
why don't you check for yourself you goddam faggot

>> No.6266298

>>6266285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEmS2EiKEt0
At 13:50

>> No.6266307

>>6266271
>kens not even obese

how can i trust any of his reviews

>> No.6266309

>>6266307
its not about the scores, its about the entertainment

>> No.6266311

Would you hug joey

>> No.6266316

>>6266311
i would go for a manly handshake unless he already had his arms open for a hug.

i wouldnt turn it down but i would not initiate.

>> No.6266317
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>>6266311
>you will never get a strong, comforting hug from joey

I bet he smells like gas station pizza

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6266348

Do any of you friends watch Meokbangs?

Based Aken is clearly superior to Joey.

>eats more

>isn't fat

>doesn't look disgusting

>non retarded fan base

>HIGH quality sound

http://youtu.be/KA0C7W7XCg0?t=1m4s

>> No.6266353

>>6266348
holy shit that guy eats a lot.

that is a good sound.

>> No.6266354

>>6266348

another classic of aken, a more recent one where he now has 2 cameras for extra food porn views


http://youtu.be/z8Ql3V76vGM?t=52s

>> No.6266357

>>6266348
whats that asshole even saying

>> No.6266358

>>6266354
are there any girls with huge tits who eat food topless?

that has to be a thing that exists right?

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>>6266358
no the big boob girls do dancing for live stream money.

little girls do eating shows


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft8kopUE3y8
>kind of looks retarded but in a good way


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh6RZUmCpmc
>looks tired as fuck
>>6266353

if you want mass, you can't beat Benz

this guy isn't like a competetive eater, he eats tons on a almost daily basis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Cb81DcKgQ
>all that chinese food glory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfvuCXLbQE
>all that street food glory

>> No.6266380

Has joey been dropped from daym yet?

>> No.6266382

>>6265127
jesus christ, o am i laffin

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literally bowls of chow mein in 13min

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upskIUPVyeA
>mostly female fans

how?

>> No.6266390

korean joey

http://youtu.be/hwZ-R5mTJ8s?t=1m13s

that obese laugh

>> No.6266394

>>6266348
But I don't speak weeb. We don't watch joey for the food porn you fucking pleb. Fuck off and make your own fucking thread.

>> No.6266395

>>6266358
Yeah but only when they're fat, it's a fetish called feederism

>> No.6266396

>>6266358
>>6266395


found one

she cooks like shit though

http://youtu.be/Clet4XtvFWA?t=10m28s

>> No.6266399

>>6266396
she is hot enough but that is too much talking and not enough crunch sound.

>> No.6266401

>>6266396
have you ever seen video of girl smoking weed and eating a lot of food so i can pretend i am hanging out with her.

>> No.6266402

>>6266401
>>6266399

supplement the viewing with this video as well.

>chill
>cute
>relaxing

smoke session with girl.avi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEF16pq2sig

>> No.6266406

>>6266402
terrible camera quality but it just might be enough

thanks guy

>> No.6266737

>>6266288

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMckEd_6f68

best tendies for joey

>> No.6267051

N-A-C-H-O C-H-A-L-L-A-N-G-E

N-A-C-H-O C-H-A-L-L-A-N-G-E

N-O-W !

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>>6265325
joey was better when he was a poet, not an analyst

:(

>> No.6267487

>>6266376
how do they even afford all that food? specially that competitive eater guy

that must be hundreds for every meal..

>> No.6267552

>>6267487
People online send them money just so they can watch them eat all that food.

>> No.6267584

>>6266737
this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen

>> No.6267596

>>6266376
Do you know what's all that the competitive eater is eating in the second vid? all of it looks fucking delicious

>> No.6267987

Does Joey do coke?

I just rewatched monkey style, he has a massive Chris Farely vibe.

>> No.6268013

>>6267987
Joey does rails of Ritalin.

>> No.6268050

>>6268013
wooOOWOOOWOOOO

>> No.6268057

>>6268013
>>6267987
http://youtu.be/DzEJ9yAApZk
>dat jumbled worded stroke symptom intro

>> No.6268083

>>6266402
lmao the comments on most of her videos are usually white knights vs horndogs. i watch her regularly, she's pretty good, but man...some of the shit people write lol.

>> No.6268114

>>6268083
"that pipe's my dick haha"

>> No.6268173

this fucking kiddo is middle schooler regularly having older female guests

these noonas just want to use him for fame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yarXsCPwWPs

>> No.6268198

>>6266390
13:15 was not expecting


does he even taste his food

>> No.6268201

>>6266385
im a greasy creep and girls dont sit next to me :(

>> No.6268270

>>6267552

Do they write it off on their taxes?

>> No.6268344

After watching Joey in 2x speed I can't watch them any other way.

>> No.6268385
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6268385

Joey is just a common fat guy. There is not anything special or remarkable about him or his reviews. His only claim to fame happens to be some poorly acted, extremely exaggerated & disgusting videos such as the shit he did with Nutella. Furthermore because of his poorly refined pallet he often fails to describe the flavors & texture of what he's eating, making his serious reviews worthless. He only reviews garbage tier fast food, something many other people do & do better. He comes off as obnoxious & lonely with just a dash of bad hygiene. This commercial advertising & eternal general infecting /ck/ should end. There is no doubt in my mind that someone is shilling these videos & that many positive replies are just samefags.

>> No.6268404

>>6268385
Of course, m8, but have you forgotten where you are? 4chan has been a pop site for the past 5 years at least. Once upon a time it might have been a cool little place to hang out with like minded people, but now there are just as many random idiots from all over. I imagine a tasteless fatass like you describe fits in quite well on a board for alcoholics.. I mean cooks.....

>> No.6268421

>>6268385
>>6268404
You're like the guy that watches a B-movie and goes 'wow, those special effects are soooo bad!'

>> No.6268433

>>6268421
in all fairness, a better analogy would be like, approaching a group of people in a movie theater playing many movies, and hearing them talk excitedly about a movie you've seen and don't like, and then step by just to tell them what you think of it before walking away to the movie you like.

I've only seen one video of Joey, and I didn't feel amused or informed. no h8, m8, just saying.

>> No.6268450

>>6268421
It isn't a "B-movie" its absolute mundane garbage. It is a random guy eating fast food. That is all. Most people who say they enjoy these videos are either samefag shills or people who have been tricked by samefag shills & feel the need to fit in. This shit sticks out like a sore thumb, its so painfully obvious whats been said above is true.

>> No.6268451

>>6268433
what fast food reviewer do you recommend? i tried the ken guy but i thought he was pretty boring and the 18minute videos were way too long for one burger.

>> No.6268526

>>6268433
>in all fairness, a better analogy would be like, approaching a group of people in a movie theater playing many movies, and hearing them talk excitedly about a movie you've seen and don't like, and then step by just to tell them what you think of it before walking away to the movie you like.

Bad analogy. Stop liking what I don't like does not apply, at all. Breaking up a circle jerk of samefag shills & blatant advertisement spam is not similar to what you described. These threads do not discuss food or cooking, they discuss a youtube celeb. Its like someone walking into a movie theater & holding up an advertisement board in front of the screen, attracting other advertisers while blocking the movie. Until finally someone else stands up tells the guy to fuck off, everyone is trying to watch the movie.

>> No.6268530

>hating on based Joey

Your hate only fuels him and the /broey/ nation

>> No.6268536

>>6268530
If RLM threads & other youtube celeb generals can be banned on /tv/ & /v/ & other boards then this shit can surely be banned as well. It is the exact same crap in a different wrapper. And if you say just filter the threads, you're missing the point.

>> No.6268644

>>6268536
/tv/ is rife with RLM threads and TGWTG at all times. I hate them, but they are there. But Joey is different. Joey belongs here.

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>>6268536
>>6268644
>They need janitors to clean up fun because they dont want any fun to happen on 4chan.

Because having fun is just terrible, isnt it guys?

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>>6268652
Discussing the same thing endlessly with the same links is FUN!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUNNY FACES ARE SO FUNTASTIC, WATCHING A GUY TAKE A FEW BITES OF SOMETHING & SAY MMMM THIS IS GOOD IS FUN! ITS FUN BECAUSE HES FAT & A SLOB! I CAN OF COURSE RELATE TO THAT! JUST LIKE I CAN RELATE TO THE FAT ROUND BOWLING BALL THAT IS RICH EVANS!

End yourself joey shill

>> No.6268714

>>6268679
Joey is the Ulillillia of /ck/

You'll never understand

>> No.6268719

Guys, let's get Joey on Wrecklesseating's mainshow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KODLrPdHpM

>> No.6268730

>>6268719
OH GOD PLEASE WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

>> No.6268739

>>6268714
Thats your fucking response? How about you explain why this fat worthless pile of shit deserves to be discussed on here all day & night, every day? You can't.

Go spam your videos somewhere else Joey.

>> No.6268742

>>6268730
>Chris Wreckless tries to touch Joey's dick
>Joey storms out while everyone else laughs at him
>he drives home, kills himself

>> No.6268773

>>6268739
Woah, I really think you're getting too worked up about this.

Take it easy.

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>>6268773
The umad, wow what a classic. Maybe some day you can form your own responses instead of regurgitating maymays.

>> No.6268816

>>6268808
100% sincere.

You're only going to get angrier, just do yourself a favor and do something else.

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>>6268816
Your concern warms my heart anon, why don't you do me a favor & stop squirting all this asshurt on the floor. If you can't handle a dissenting opinion maybe you're more at home on reddit.

>> No.6268860

>>6268839
I'm going to continue posting in these threads because I enjoy them.

>> No.6269573

ever since i found this thread yesterday i have been watching koreans eating food nonstop.

i am surprised it is so difficult to find nude girls eating fast food. every combination of words i used to search only brought up "girls eating pussy" or scat eating videos why????

i just want a busty topless girl eating with close up sound of the food. with all the weird porn in existence why cant i find this?

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>>6264019
How do you people even watch videos like this? I'm talking videos with fat people. Don't you instantly want to vomit or get violent whenever you see their grotesque shape waddling down the street? I can't even imagine watching an actual video or talking to one. Even that picture is filling my body with rage. So fucking disgusting. I would gladly vote for a political party that vows to exterminate fat people. The last one who said they "planned to eliminate the obesity problem in school children" only stopped canteens in school serving fatty food. I was disappointed.

>> No.6269607

>>6269573
Some camgirls do this but I doubt anyone bothered to record it.

>> No.6269611

>>6269601
I would love a fat genocide. I'll volunteer to harpoon the fucking losers or just capture them and force them into healthy eating and human-sized portions camps.

>> No.6269613

>>6269611
But they don't learn. They'll go straight back to balloon size within the year. That's why the only way to fix the problem is genocide. But unfortunately that's just not PC.

>> No.6269645

>>6269613
>>6269611
you wont have to go to such extreme measures. human bodies will be a thing of the past faster than you think

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22530103.700-first-human-head-transplant-could-happen-in-two-years.html

in the future the biggest problem will be hipsters using obese bodies ironically.

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>>6266737

1:10

>> No.6269903

I work with elementary kids in a Japan. I kinda want to record them going WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO

>> No.6269916

>>6264019
food reviews are lame as fuck. Let me just watch a fat bitch eat and tell me how it tastes. GTFO of here with this shit.

>> No.6269920

>>6264196
We know its you OP. We fucking hate you and your fat ass stop making fucking vids.

>> No.6269928

>>6266307

hes like 240-something...hes fat

>> No.6269935

>>6268679
I love this post. So post-Modernism it hurts.

Who else would have this problem? Want to discuss Fois Grois?

>> No.6269942

>people arguing if Joey belongs on /ck/

Of course he doesn't, he has nothing to do with food or cooking. But I guess every board has a fair share of shitposters, and ours just happen to be the Broeys.

>> No.6270084

Everyone should hide this thread.

>> No.6270248

Everyone should reply to this thread

>> No.6270272

>>6270248
Yep.

I'll ask here. I'm starting a food channel, what would you like to see?

>> No.6270283

I miss when old Joey was rambling.

>> No.6270350
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6270350

>>6270248
CAJUUUNN

YIIYIIIYIIIYIII


I DON'T WANT YOU PLAYIN NO FOOSBALL BOY

>> No.6270352

>>6270272
Nacho cheese challenge

>> No.6270356

>>6270283
He may have upped his meds. He does talk a bit slower now.

>> No.6270386

>>6264019
That looks like the Cos, kinda. No one is perfect. if you doubt, look in the mirror..snowed in. baloney,.cheese, and tomato sandwiches.. canned soup..All is well.. 12 inches of snow and Ice. not much for Northern states, but a gracious plenty for us, not used to it,Hope you are well. Tomorrow, chille.. ground 80/20 chuck, beans, over mashed potatoes. pretty good. If you don't like, screw off. I like Bill. the cos.

>> No.6270834

>>6269903
Do it anon

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Holy shit she's still going

Did one of you guys actually send her a link to this place? If not, that imitator was pretty good.

>> No.6270886

>>6270882

that cunt. because the nutella challenge, or him eating 5 fish filet sandwhiches or a quadroople down shitting his pants didn't damage his reputation

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>>6270350

>> No.6270912
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Joey said it was coming this week
He's already posted his Monday and Wednesday review

How are my broeys enjoying this nacho cheese eve?
The Joey will rise again.

>> No.6270915

>>6270350
>>6270890
Are these posts supposed to be funny?

>> No.6270947

>>6270912
It's not going to happen. Trayce has her claws in a tight grip on Joey. We've lost him gang.

>> No.6270948

>>6269928
ya but hes not comically obese

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6270952

when is he going to review that new pizza with bacon wrapped around the whole thing.

i have to know if its worth getting or not.

>> No.6270955

>>6270948
>joey
>not comically obese
ayy lmao
Also, he definitely weighs more than 240.

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>>6270955
we were talking about this guy. someone said he was joeys arch rival.

>> No.6271011

>>6270973

don't ever post this impostor, here again

#broeynation

>> No.6271031

>>6264186
go away ken

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>>6270915

>> No.6271091
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>>6270915

PEACE

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HUUUUUUUUUUHHH

WHAAAAT???

I'M JOEY AND I NEED THE QUADROOPLE DOWN

>> No.6271137

>>6268526
>Implying you can't hide the thread
>Implying there is only one "theater"

There's dozens of active threads and hundreds more in other boards

I mean, the guy is gross and the videos are cringe inducing, but it is far from the worst of 4chan.

>> No.6271252

>>6271103
I fucking live for that guys videos

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>>6265127
>That cinematography

Joey is a true auteur.

>> No.6271567

>>6271458
Fuck "the smolder" is a fucking magical thing. He actually looks kinda handsome here

>> No.6271654

>>6271076
>>6271091
Oh I get it, so like most "funny" celebrities on youtube, a large portion of his comedy act is making funny faces. The kind of faces you make when trying to encourage a small child giggle.

>> No.6271835

>>6271654
If you dislike it so much just hide the thread man. You really only make yourself look like an asshole.

>> No.6271872

>>6271835
I see, so what you're saying is people are not allowed to criticize this garbage. They should just hide the thread so that the circle jerking may continue uninterrupted. How about you take this shit to /b/ instead.

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>>6271872
>How about you take this shit to /b/ instead.
How about you go to /sp/ and ask them to take their athlete discussion to /b/ as well

Getting upset about people discussing a chef on a cooking board is about autistic as it gets.

>> No.6271900

>>6271872
Do what you want but nobody is going to stop posting what they enjoy just because it got your panties in a bunch. I'm telling you, for your sake, hide the threads because you're bitching is going to get you nowhere.

>> No.6271926

>>6271893
>chef
He is basically a PewDiePie tier youtuber.
Are you willing to make the argument that anyone who eats food & puts the video on youtube deserves an eternal general? Sure a thread or two showing a new video isn't too bad, but these threads never end & nearly every post is a a link to a video of his. It is blatant view farming & advertising. Many of the posts are so fake & generic it hurts. Random pictures of just his fat face? Really?

>> No.6271950

>>6271926
It's really all a massive joke that you wouldn't understand if explained it to you.

>> No.6271973

>>6271950
>It's really all a massive joke that you wouldn't understand if explained it to you.
These "jokes" harm entire boards. Give the fucking "joke" a rest. It attracts the crowd that genuinely likes this shit. Think about that for a second. Think about what kind of people those are. Thats the future you're choosing.

>> No.6271979

>>6271973
What the hell is wrong with you?

>> No.6272036

>>6271973
You know 4chan is counter culture, right.

This Joey 'joke' is so funny not solely because of the content of the videos, but also the community here. We hyper embrace Joey in response to the extreme hatred he recieves and the unapologetic nature of his videos. The 'Broey' movement is absolutely tongue in cheek, and it's going right over your head.

That said, I and many others greatly enjoy his review style and the energy he brings. Maybe if other food reviewers acted with Joeys charisma and enthusiasm, we'd talk about them.

>> No.6272078

>>6272036
>That said, I and many others greatly enjoy his review style and the energy he brings.
Oh, you're trolling. Okay.
Joey & his "challenges" are facebook tier humor. In his reviews he hardly describes anything. His videos are just his bugs bunny opening, then looking into the camera & saying the name of what he ordered, then taking a bite, usually in a disgusting fashion to the point you may never want to eat anything ever again. Finally he holds whatever it is up to the camera so you can see his bite mark, hopes that it is in focus. Picking some randomly awful ugly person to spam threads about & pretend to be retarded enough to like it is cancer in its purest form.

>> No.6272441
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N E W

J
O
E
Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho5UO161cWo

>> No.6272493

>>6272441

>calls himself a chef
>makes something a 8 year old with downs could make

joey is pissing me off. stupid fat fuck

>> No.6272564
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6272564

>>6272441
THIS ISN"T THE FUCKING NACHO CHEESE CHALLENGE

>> No.6272576

>>6272493
well he did go to culinary school

>> No.6272645
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6272645

SAY GOODBYE TO THE NACHO CHEESE CHALLENGE. ITS ALL OVER FOLKS

>> No.6272657

>>6272645
Report every comment she makes. I do.

>> No.6272681
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6272681

>>6272645
How surprising, tame Joey gets a positive comment from "her" with no mention at all about how unhealthy what he's making is. The moment Joey shows any enthusiasm about his food she puts up comments telling him it's going to kill him and out right calls him a fatass. Hhhmmmm

>> No.6272684

>>6272681
Dude why do you keep posting this screenshot?

It's fucking nothing.

>> No.6272709

>>6272684
It's evidence that Ken / Ladytrayce are trying to ruin our beloved Joey.

>> No.6272776

>>6272493
its because only 8 year olds watch his channel

>> No.6272860

Honestly if Joey doesn't turn it on for the nacho cheese challenge there'd be no point in watching him anymore.

I wonder if he actually thinks the reviews he's doing now are good.

>> No.6272894

i finally looked up what the nacho cheese challenge is. it looks stupid i dont want to see that.

>> No.6272936

>>6272894

i didn't even know it was a real thing, i thought the broeys made it up for joey

>> No.6273004

Is it safe to say that if Joey backs out of the nacho cheese challenge, then we've truly lost him forever?

>> No.6273338

>>6272078
See, I said you wouldn't get it.

>> No.6273971
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6273971

In my darkest hours I need only press play
To know that all will be okay
His woo woo woo, the crickets outside my bedroom window
His labored breathing, a summer breeze
His "I'm byaaaack," my mother's call for dinner
When his food swings, I swoon
And when he rambles, I smile
Whenever the world seems devoid of glee
I remember: Joey is there for me

>> No.6274011

>>6273971
Where did the "raw chorizo challenge" even come from? I mean... did he just make up a challenge to himself to eat raw pork?

>> No.6274016

>>6273004
Deep down I know he doesn't want to do it. But he'll do it for laughs and end up with an empty feeling inside.

>> No.6274025

>>6274016
>end up with an empty feeling inside
huehuehue

Do you think that's why he's always eating?

>> No.6274222

>>6272936
its people eating straight up nacho cheese until it makes them puke on camera. what a dumb challenge.

>> No.6274250

>>6273004

It's not like he's putting himself in real danger like Shoenice.

>> No.6274352
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6274352

>>6274222
>>6272894
>>6272776
>>6272684
>>6272493
>>6272078
>>6271973
>>6271926
>>6271872

ken pls leave

>> No.6274626
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6274626

>>6270973
Ken is Joey's best friend

Joey is Ken's arch rival

>> No.6274707

>>6272645

thumb her down

>> No.6274710

Guys who films Joey? Is it his kid?

>> No.6274732

>>6274710
Joey doesn't have children

It's probably his emo nephew

>> No.6274778

>>6274710
>>6274732
I think he lives with his mother so it could be a brother of his or a good friend.

>> No.6274787

what happened to the nacho cheese challenge?

>> No.6274811

am i the only one who thinks he does coke and is a fag?

>> No.6274897
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6274897

>>6274787
>joey trolls his trolls with broken promises

>> No.6274930

>>6265127
lel

>> No.6275175

>>6272078
>I don't agree with him.
>HURR DURR UR TROLLING
>2015
>having this many edges

>> No.6275209

>>6268839
And here we encounter the fabled autist in its natural environment, shaking with rage at the thought of someone enjoying something it does not.

>> No.6275233

Joey's never gonna do the nacho cheese challenge if you guys keep annoying him about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwTofShODmg

>> No.6276185

>>6268714
>Joey is the Ulillillia of /ck/

FINALLY someone gets it.

Like I give an actual fuck about Youtube food reviews or level 99 Final Fantasy characters. I'm watching these cool guys because they're just fucking interesting in an offbeat/crazy manner.

I'm getting really tired of newfags popping their heads in here going "y are u watching dis? he bearly reviews ze food". No shit faggots; that's not the appeal. And I don't give a flying FUCK about your other "professional youtube food reviews with HIGH quality sound" either.

Now go watch the Mcmotherfucking Hamburghetti again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbdBK3Ew0s

>> No.6276232
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

watch this in 2x speed

>> No.6276834

>>6276232
3:00-4:00 at 0.5x speed is pure art, I can't believe I haven't watched it like this before

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6277199

Luigi Johnson, when did you buy that Joey's world tour shirt?

I only ask because his butterfly shrimp tackle box video was such a return to form but the three videos after it have been some of his worst yet. Maybe we've been going about this all wrong, maybe the incentives Joey responds to are monetary ones. He has a link to his paypal on his goddamn youtube channel.

LadyTrayce/Ken must be bribing Joey, I refuse to believe he'd be cucked that hard for free. Ken can even write off bribes on his taxes because ruining his competition is a business expense.

>> No.6277213

>>6276185
This is why reddit is objectively better than 4chan for actual discussion.

4chan is for cheap laughs and relieving stress via trolling.

>> No.6277220

>>6277213
>This is why reddit is objectively better than 4chan for actual discussion
>actual discussion
>discussion
>cussion
>ion
>n

>> No.6277791

You guys are the ones killing Joey with all of this Ken shit. I can't even post in a Joey thread now without reading about all this stupid bullshit about this random guy that no one knows.

>> No.6278010

>>6277791
What's wrong Ken? Mad that no one makes threads about you on here so you can shill, then write your internet bill off on your taxes as a business expense?

>> No.6278023

>>6277791
If you don't know who Ken is you're not a true Broey and we don't want you anyways

Educate yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRECfjh6-e4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsBFaRD-J24

>> No.6278288

>>6278010
>>6278023
Joey's friends with Ken...
so this might actually mean that Joey might one day be on a Wrecklesseating mainshow

>> No.6278563

New Review, Broeys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IflSHWH6Mv0

Holy shit, this is almost Old Joey-tier
The music prevents it from being all the way there, but holy shit

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6278568

New video gyang!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IflSHWH6Mv0

>> No.6278575

>>6278563
inb4 LadyTrayce leaves hateful comments because Joey is showing enthusiasm again. WOOWOOWOOO

>> No.6278592

>>6266394
that's Korean

>> No.6278605

>>6278575
This is why Joey always releases a bunch of shit videos after every masterpiece

His butterfly shrimp tacklebox video was hailed as a return to form and he released some of his worst videos after it.
We've been through this before Broeys, but if Joey keeps pulling this shit he might wear out even the Broeys,

>> No.6278625

>>6278592
korea and japan are the same thing nigger

>> No.6278656
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6278656

>>6278568
Welcome back Joey.

>> No.6278758

>>6278568
WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOWOOWOOO

>> No.6278762

Serious question: is Joey gay?

He has a lot of gay mannerisms.

>> No.6278774

>>6278762
No, he's just a lardass that weighs at least 300 lbs

>> No.6278788

>>6278762
Fuck no! Joey slams pussy on the daily. His current conquest is Giada De Laurentiis.

>> No.6278836

>>6278788
Also, the real reason it's called Joeys "World Tour" is because after every review he goes and fucks a chick of a different ethnicity everytime. He's fucked a bitch from every nation on the globe now so he's moving on to celebs.

>> No.6278848

VE HAVE VAYS TO MAKE YOU TALK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT0eta7jXA#t=86

>> No.6278976

>>6278568

HE'S BACK IN FULL FORCE

>> No.6279001

I think I'd rather watch a DSP tries it than one of these. At least DSP can review shit.

>> No.6279030

>>6278563

First video not filmed in a parking lot or someone's driveway? Too bad a car didn't rear-end him as he was filming. The whiplash would have caused him to choke on his gummy candy.
"Hey gang, I can't breathe, woowoowoowoo".

>> No.6279047

>>6278568
>KADUNK KADUNK KADUNK WOOWOOWOOWOOOOOO

Damn that's some classic ass Joey. Too bad he's still got that shitty music. I'm honestly okay with the carnival sounding one though

>> No.6279060

dude holy shit this guy is so gay....those fucking noises

>> No.6279074

>>6266376
>this guy isn't like a competetive eater, he eats tons on a almost daily basis
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Cb81DcKgQ [Remove]

dafuq is up with his toddler chopstick skills?

he eats like a 5 year old it's painful to watch him

>> No.6279077

>>6279060
>hating on Joey

>> No.6279096
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>>6279060
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE

WOOWOOWOOWOOOOOOWOOWOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOOWOOWOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOOWOOWOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOOWOOWOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOOO

>> No.6279200

holy fucking shit is JoeJoe losing weight?

he looks like 23% less sloppy in this vid

also, based Bananas Fosters recipe real pro stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x71Irdt5eA

>spoiler I fucking love this Joey I would watch his cooking show all day

>> No.6279210

>>6278563
Where in the blue hell is he filming? Did he pull over on the shoulder? Could he not fucking wait to get home to review that shit looking candy?

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>>6279096
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.6279220

Can we get Joey on one of these bullshit cooking competition shows?

I feel like he'd be the ultimate sleeper

>so Joeseph what brings you here to chopped
> I am just a fat and humble cooks
>here is your bulshit ingredients
>joey cooks
>judging
>well joespeh your dishes are competent but

>WAYAHSNNDYYSTTAAAYYY IYM BAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.6279267

can someone post this pic of Joey wearing the vr helmet?

>> No.6279334
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6279334

It's not even Joey

>> No.6279500

HEY GUYS, WELCOMETOJOEYSWORLDTOUR IM BYYYYYAAAAAAACK!

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!

WOOWOOWOOOWOO!

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6279524

Bitch is at it again.

>> No.6279627

>>6279001
Fuck off Phil.

>> No.6279764

>>6268714
>Joey is the Ulillillia of /ck/

Speaking of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLTCvQ4ZuE

The first two minutes of this is absolutely fantastic.

>tfw you will never have a cooking show co-hosted by Joey and Ulilli

>> No.6279784

why is this blatant advertising allowed on /ck/?

>> No.6279798

>>6278656
I wouldn't overhype this

Let's see if he can string together a few good reviews

>> No.6279801

>>6279784
>People discussing something food-related they like is advertising
>McDonald's threads are also advertising
>And pizza threads
>And sushi threads
>Etc. etc.
You really are a stupid motherfucker.

>> No.6279804

>>6279784

>everything I don't like is advertising

>> No.6279829

>>6279784
Everybody knows this fatass is creating threads after threads on /ck/. It used to be deleted frequently. I don't know what happened.

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>>6279829
NO! We are trying to make Joey into the star he was meant to be. Fuck the haters!