/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6261513]

Can you imagine:

You click the video, only 4 minutes long.
He’s in a blue shirt, Mickey Mouse ears on his head.
He is in his kitchen sitting at a table.
A single white plate with nacho cheese in front of him.
“Hey gang, it’s Joe for Joey’s super cool food reviews, I am back.”
As he is smiling, he says that he will be doing the nacho cheese challenge in the video.
Now that his intro is done, 3 minutes remain.
He rambles on for a minute about a topic, maybe the Oscars.
And rambles on about something else, maybe his subscribes.
And then rambles about the weight he lost.
Anticipation is at its highest now that there is one minute left.
Joey redirects his attention to the plate of nacho cheese.
“Here goes gang, this is the nacho cheese challenge – hands free”.
He moves his arms behind his back.
He leans his head back and drops it a few inches away from the plate.
He stalls.
He tries again.
He pulls his head back to prepare for a big mouthful of nacho cheese.
He freezes just before making contact with the nacho cheese.
Slowly he sits up, closes his mouth, and takes off his Mickey Mouse ears.
30 seconds are left.
An agitated look is on his face when he says:
“You know what gang, I am not going to do the nacho cheese challenge. All these videos I do are to document my food reviews. I am not doing these challenge videos for your sick and your twisted enjoyment. ‘Oh Joey, eat some Nutella; Oh Joey, eat some nacho cheese'. What’s next, ‘Oh Joey, do the gallon of mayonnaise challenge’ or ‘Oh Joey, do the bacon grease challenge’. I know that my body is out of shape, that doesn’t mean I will eat like a pig for your pleasure. Everyone has issues in their life, mine is with food. All you “Broeys” out there, go fuck yourself. You just want to see me die. Peace.”
The video ends.

[Anonymous No.6261661]

>>6261513
I would have so much respect for him if he did that.

[Anonymous No.6261699]

>Video fades to black
>Distant "woowoowoo"'s are made

[Anonymous No.6261880]

>top comments by ken and ladytrace congratulating him

/broey/ worst nightmare

[Anonymous No.6262130]

If we really wanted to see him die, we could offer challenges such as

The Powdered Glass Challenge - Eat a spoonful of powdered glass and try to whistle

The Live Hornet Challenge - Eat as many live hornets as you can in 60 seconds

The 9v Battery Challenge - Suck on a 9 Volt battery for as long as you can take it

The Bleach Challenge - Drink a cup of bleach and see how long you can hold it down for

[Anonymous No.6262183]

Too bad bitch it's happening whether you like it or not.

WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!

[Anonymous No.6262277]

>>6262130
isn't that basically what you're already doing?

[Anonymous No.6262292]

>>6262130
I remember a while ago somebody made up "Joey's Last Meal"
Where he sits in his car with a hose going from the exhaust pipe to the inside and Joey eats cheeseburgers until he passes out.

[Anonymous No.6262312]

>>6262130
>The 9v Battery Challenge - Suck on a 9 Volt battery for as long as you can take it
kek. I've put a 9v on my tounge before. It stings but I don't see how that would kill you.

[Anonymous No.6262313]

Old thread reached the limit so this is going to have to be the new general.

Pic related

Thread music:
http://youtu.be/k-ImCpNqbJw

[Anonymous No.6262316]

>>6261513
i'd no longer not respect him as a human being
not saying i'd respect him! he'd be neutral

[Anonymous No.6262368]

That would be nice. He seems like a decent human being who's gotten in on some rough times.

[Anonymous No.6262389]

>>6262313
>Old thread reached the limit so this is going to have to be the new general.

OP is agent provocateur posting material that denigrates the spirit of Broeydom. We should make a new /Joey/ general once the coming of the Nacho Challenge video is at hand

[Anonymous No.6262695]

>>6262130
The fucking your mom challenge - Your 600 pound mother gets on top of Joey and crushes him

[Anonymous No.6262698]

QUICK /BROEY

>favorite joey video
>most overrated joey video
>most underrated joey video
>favorite joey moment

[Anonymous No.6262714]

>>6262698
>>favorite joey video
Monkey Style
>>most overrated joey video
I don't get the obsession over his Mrs Fields review
>>most underrated joey video
Big Catch
>>favorite joey moment
It's gotta be when he smushed a taco to start a review.

[Anonymous No.6262795]

>>6262698
>favorite joey video
Typewriter. It's so cute.
>most overrated joey video
Nutella. It's just so stupid and there are more funny vids than this one.
>most underrated joey video
boneless chicken
>favorite joey moment
raw sausage challenge. that takes balls.

[Anonymous No.6262932]

IIIIIII'MMMM BEEEAAAACCCCKKKK NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.6262945]

Joey gay

[Anonymous No.6263116]

>post yfw you think about someone hurting Joey

[Anonymous No.6263119]

>>6263116

[Anonymous No.6263124]

>remember when joey got so fat he died?

[Anonymous No.6263137]

>>6263124
Joey will outlive all of us.
His legacy will carry on long after his body is nothing.
What will remain of you?
Nothing.
Not even a memory, just a name on a family tree no one ever checks.
All your years reduced to squat.
But Joey...
Joey.
He will be marveled at for generations.
He is all but a god.
He is love.
He is life.