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THESE FUCKING THINGS TASTE LIKE SHIT

>> No.6242497

Do more drugs.

>> No.6242499

>>6242496
Everytime I eat white castle, it smells the same going out as it did going in. It makes me hungry.

>> No.6242502

>>6242496
Your fedora refined your palette too much, perhaps?

>> No.6242516

The fries are horrible but I would bludgeon a baby with another baby for a lifetime supply of White Castle sliders. Especially if I can switch it up. Get some bacon jalapeño-cheese ones most of the time, then swap in plain every now and again, just because.

>> No.6242671

>>6242496
Did you get jalapeno cheese?

>> No.6242673 [DELETED] 

>>6242496
I ate this for lunch and I'm a skinny rich guy.

>> No.6242678

>>6242516
Skin the fries and get the onion petals.

>> No.6242679

>>6242496

No, those are good.

>> No.6242683

>>6242496
well...maybe you should stop eating them. why spaz out and eat more?

>> No.6242685

>>6242673

You stole my OC you bottom feeder.

>> No.6242707 [DELETED] 

>>6242673
*had

>> No.6242830

>>6242678
Never had them. I don't live near a WC at the moment. There was one about 20 minutes from campus when I was at university, but where I currently live, the nearest White Castle is that same one from my college days... and the uni I attended is about 50 minutes north of me.

I'll give it a go next time I'm in NYC, though.

>> No.6242845

Are the frozen ones any good? Good by frozen food standards, not white castle standards.

>> No.6242849

>>6242845
they taste exactly the same

>> No.6242851

White Castle really is the worst fast food I've ever seen. Can anyone think of a worse chain?

>> No.6242860

>>6242496
No kidding, OP.
You don't eat them for taste,
You eat them to soak up all the alcohol you just foolishly imbibed.

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>>6242673
>>6242685

>> No.6242875

>>6242845
they are utter crap in exactly the way that growing up with fast food in my diet has taught me to love.

>> No.6243181
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6243181

That feel when you live in Denver and the nearest White Castle is in Columbia, Missouri

>> No.6243192

Murda Burgaz

>> No.6243198

>>6243181
I live about 150 miles away from whitecastle and I've never ate at one before.

We have krystals though and I can't imagine white castle being much different.

>> No.6243225

god. fuck white castle. it tastes pretty damn good, but taking massive shits after is not worth it

>> No.6243256

>>6243198
Krystal's is White Castle's identical, but retarded step-cousin-in-law. They're bad.

>> No.6243260

>>6243256

I went a few weeks ago and got the 5 for 5 deal and just got 5 chicks. The chicks were kinda decent to me.

>> No.6243428

There steamed what u expect

>> No.6243430

>>6242496
yes they do, that's why you should just go to taco bell instead

>> No.6243439

>>6242851
It's literal meme food

>DUDE HARROLD AND KUMAR LMAO

>> No.6243445

Delicious when drunk

>> No.6243449

>>6243445
A cock would prob taste good 2 u if drunk.

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>>6243256
You are objectively wrong.

>> No.6243504

>>6243449
Are you offering because I'm about to start drinking pretty soon here

>> No.6243516

I've never eaten at white castle but I'm going to guess they give you oily gassy farts/shit like cheap gyro in europe/

>> No.6243525

>>6243493
>has no eyes
>wears sunglasses
>somehow proves it's not retarded
Retardation confirmed.

>> No.6243551

>>6242496
>THESE FUCKING THINGS MAKE ME SHIT

ftfy

>> No.6243658

>>6242851
In N Out and Whataburger

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>>6243181
tfw live in California and no White Castle anywhere but in the frozen food section of Target.

>> No.6243953
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6243953

I hate going here. One time I was eating there and this guy came up and asked me for my autograph. Can you believe that crap?

I was SOOOO pissed off that I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

HAH! That sure showed him.

>> No.6243980

>>6243926
>>6243926

it tastes exactly the same as the resturaunt

>> No.6244132

>>6243980
not even close.
Plus you don't have the option for sauteed mushrooms or onions.

>> No.6244776

>>6243953
What.... what exactly are you trying to do here? On CK of all places. You confuse me.

>> No.6244782

>>6244776
Eminem signed an autograph to a guy named Dave in a White Castle. Or so he says in his debut single, 'My Name Is.'

If I recall correctly, the line was "This guy asked for my autograph at White Castle/So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole,' "

>> No.6244825

>>6244782
Yes, I know that.

But there's still the question of why.

>> No.6245677

more like Blight Asshole

Am I RIGHT?

>> No.6245726

>>6244825
Eminent sucks Dr. Dre's (not really a doctor, just a nigger) dick.

>> No.6245955

>>6243525
its because its famous you fuck

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6245996

>eating white castle instead of a based sackful from Krystals

ya dun goofed

>> No.6246070

>>6245955
Nice try. Just admit it. Krystals is the retarded White Castle.

>> No.6246080

>>6246070
Though I will say: Chiks are pretty good and their fries punch White Castle in the dick. For burgers, though, Krystal is goddamned awful.

>> No.6248195

>>6246080
White Castle makes my shits dry and flaky. Krystal makes them wet and gooey. Your argument is invalid

>> No.6248211

>>6243980
I think the restaurant tastes infinitely better.

>> No.6248220

>>6245996
I was driving between Jacksonville and Tampa Florida and decided to try these. Almost shat my pants on the drive. Always stop at steak and shake instead.

>> No.6248223

>>6243181
>tfw you move to Denver from Illinois and all they "natives" hate/discriminate against you

I feel like a fucking Mexican

>> No.6248226

>>6243181
That feel when you live in Austin and the nearest White Castle is in Columbia, Missouri.

>> No.6248234

>>6248220
Never tried Steak and Shake? There's one in town. What to order, anon? I do enjoy Krystal's even though they produce some pretty greasy splatter shits but it's probably due to the chili cheese waffle fries. I love that greasy as a nigger's scalp chili.

>> No.6248247

>>6248234
You order a frisco melt

>> No.6248248

>>6245955
Yeah? What movie/s has Krystal's starred in? I'll wait...

>> No.6248252

>>6248234
chili mac/3way/5way is good, frisco melt is good. Fries are great with cheese sauce and chili. You can't go wrong with their steakburgers and milkshakes.

>> No.6248259
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6248259

That feel when you live in Kansas, the birthplace of White Castle, and the nearest White Castle is in Columbia, Missouri.

>> No.6248270

>>6248252
Thank you for the info. I'll take my kids there this weekend.
>inb4 weekend Dad
>married with a mortgage
>wife still sucks my cock before sex
Are the milkshakes worth a damn?

>> No.6248276

>>6248270
Yes, they're great. The traditional ones are solid, but their specialty ones covered in different types of sugary syrup are even better.

>> No.6248286

>>6248270
>>6248276
oh, and they have footlong hot dogs that are pretty damn good with chili and cheese. and their jalapeno crunch burger is awesome. pretty much their whole menu is good; you can't really go wrong, unless you get like a salad or something.

I'm from Illinois and grew up on steak and shake; your kids will love it.

>> No.6248309

>>6248286
You get that 7x7, son? Those make me moist.

>> No.6248314

>>6248259

I rather eat dog shit then live somewhere like Kansas so shitty

>> No.6248317

>>6248309
Dear god no.

>> No.6248321

>>6248314
Th-thanks.

>> No.6248329

The White Castles nearest to me is on the boarder of GhettoTown so it's bullet proof glass on the inside and drive through. I went to another one that had a tubing system, it was so weird.

>> No.6248331

>>6245955
>>6246070
>>6248248
I just wanted to make the joke :^)

>> No.6248332

I once walked the streets of downtown Chicago at 4 in the morning with my buddy, both of us coming down off of mushrooms. We ended up at white castle for some tasty little burgers and this homeless guy tried to get me to give him cash in exchange for some quarters he had. At some point I became convinced that the quarters were fake, and I didn't do it.