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What are funny pranks that you have pulled utilizing food?

I used to microwave my roommates fruit when he was asleep. I would take his apples, oranges, bananas, microwave em for a minute or two and put them back and not tell him.

>> No.6232983

>>6232977
I would never ever do this put I always thought it would be funny to use a ped egg on your feet to scrape away the calluses, and then mix the foot scrapings with some parmesean cheese and sprinkle it on spaghetti and eat it.

I'd never do that though.

>> No.6232986

>>6232977
You sick fuck.

>> No.6233006
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>>6232983

>> No.6233017

>>6232977

I used to cook for my family when I lived at home. I had a little sister who always had friends over.

I used to use her panties to jack off and then cum in a small cup. I'd then mix my cum in with whatever I was cooking.

I watched as they devoured my seed. Loving every bite of the food I made.

Also one time I fucked my roommates watermelon and put it back. He was unhappy.

>> No.6233018
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>>6232977
do you want to kill him or something?

>> No.6233025

what happens to the fruit?

>> No.6233030

>>6233018
Haha he found out about it and wasn't mad, he thought it funny, and he's perfectly fine. :P

>> No.6233049

>>6233018
oh boy I remember that image

It was a fat load of bullshit but why didn't that plant grow

>> No.6233080

>>6232977
I once used a (clean) needle to pre-slice my housemates banana

>> No.6233105

>>6233025
yeah, i don't want to ruin my fruits because i have to try it.

>> No.6233108

>>6233080
how did he react? wanted to try this

>> No.6233203

>>6233049
Because someone was pouring boiling water on it

>> No.6233216

>>6232977
They aren't going to turn green....Tutturuu...

>> No.6233227

>>6233017
Hahaha epic prank!

One time I put poison in my dad's coffee. He went into a coma for a few weeks and then died. Hahaha! He used to beat the hell out of me though so fair is fair. We're just a family of pranksters.

>> No.6233267

>>6233227
I don't get it

>> No.6233301

>>6233267
A tumblrina got triggered.

>> No.6233320

>>6233216
Idiot, that doesn't happen unless you hook up a cell phone to the microwave.

>> No.6233336

>>6233080
The slices were slightly brown by the time he peeled it so he wasn't happy.

>> No.6233517

Cayenne laced chocolates.

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>>6232983
Nigga fuck you that's from a goddamn book

>> No.6233578

>>6232977
>microwaving bananas
are you trying to discover time travel?

>> No.6233596

I had a roommate who drove trucks for a restaurant supply store. He would bring home giant bags of cheese and tons of milk, etc.
Every day I would get home from work two hours before him, so I would make myself a meal using small amounts of whatever he had in the fridge. I did this for two years and the amounts I took were always so small that he never noticed, but it added up to dozens of pounds of food one small handful at a time.

>> No.6233640

>>6233596
That's not a prank, that's theft

>> No.6233646

>>6233558
what book?

>> No.6233661

I breaded some tendies for my roommate with my dandruff. It was like 1/4 dandruff and 3/4 bread crumbs, it takes a while to save up enough and it takes a long time to pick all the hair out too.

>> No.6233666

I like the old ice cream cone smells funny trick

>> No.6233692

>>6233596
no bruh, he noticed he was just being a bro and not pointing out your poverty and desperation

>> No.6233739

>>6233692
He was an ex-marine who was dishonorably discharged for stalking and assaulting a minor. He was also an MMA fighter who sold drugs out of his garage and beat his wife.

I don't think he was just being nice to me and letting me get some free cheese.

>> No.6233779

yeah so what happens to the fruit though?