/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Chad Thundercock No.6209964]

All this tendies related bullshit from /r9k/ has got me craving some. Now, what restaurant (be it the lowest cesspool of degeneration to a true holy bastion of Christian integrity) has the best recipes for these tendies that I might emulate to satisfy my paltry poultry fixation?

[Anonymous No.6209978]

>>6209964
look up the recipe for wendy's style spicy chicken sandwiches.

make tendies using said recipe

if you don't like spicy fuck you and coat them in doritos or some shit

[Chad Thundercock No.6209993]

>>6209978
Interesting. But I am going to need some more opinions. Also those doritos better be cool ranch.

[Anonymous No.6209998]

Whatever you decide to do, coat the meat, not the flour.

[Anonymous No.6210055]

>>6209993

>red bag
>cool ranch

[Anonymous No.6210061]

All about those Cane's tendies

[Anonymous No.6210071]

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

[Anonymous No.6210074]

Outback Steakhouse has them pretty good, but sometimes they're kind of slimy under the coating. TGI Friday's consistently has the best.

[Anonymous No.6210100]

>>6210074
TGI Fridays? I'm intrigued. Are they beer battered?

[Anonymous No.6210109]

>>6210074
Get the fuck outta here with that pleb tier shit

[Anonymous No.6210117]

>>6210100
Nah, but it's got a different kind of coating than most places.

[Anonymous No.6210120]

>this entire thread

[Anonymous No.6210123]

>>6210100

Naw, it's more of a light KFC original crust with succulent all white meat chicken and a herb dusting generally accompanied by crisp fries and a delectable house made dipping sauce.

[Anonymous No.6210147]

>>6209964
Cheddar's has by far the best chicken strips I've ever had. Dip that shit in ommy-nommy honey mustard. Casual Gourmet right there

[Anonymous No.6210159]

Damn you McD'z for 86ing the tendie selects.

[Anonymous No.6210166]

>>6210120

[Anonymous No.6210177]

GUIES...

as you can clearly see from

<<<<

KFC has a mean chicken game all around, well that is until they started fucking with that bunless shit. ANYHOOO, even though they talk a bunch of shit about herbs and spices you can see that the tendie selects are just off the chain with flavor and a comfy, everyday man kind of spice with the mild heat of course ground black pepper. All things considered Mcd's steaks this cock round.

[Anonymous No.6210178]

I myself am partial to Cheddars, actually.

[Anonymous No.6210179]

>>6210120

[Anonymous No.6210187]

>>6210179
This is a gril not tendies

[Anonymous No.6210190]

All bow to your Tendies Overlord

>Louisiana Fast!

[Anonymous No.6210201]

>>6210190
Spicy Popeyes tendies are truly God's gift to mankind, never have I tasted a tendie so divine.
Sweet heat sauce only makes it better.
Fuck Mardi Gras mustard though that shit is weak.

[Anonymous No.6210204]

Ok, now popeyes doesn't fuck around when it comes to spice so don't even think about taking that shit to go unless you have Mt dew on tap at home.

[Anonymous No.6210208]

>>6210201
>God's gift to mankind

Kindread Spirit!

Embrace the heat, my Cajun bros!!

[Anonymous No.6210213]

Ok, I know what you're thinking....that must be a child's hand greedily reaching for dat tendie, NOPE that is a full grown man hand. Culvers, doesn't even give a fuck about trimming they just take full breast and tendieize them.

[Anonymous No.6210217]

>>6210213
>that hand
holy shit you are fat

[Anonymous No.6210219]

>>6210213
That looks like a damp fine tendy. For a man.

[Anonymous No.6210224]

WHOA there capt'n...no I don't want your bastard tendies that you cook in the same fryer as the damn fish. Avoid fishy tendies at all cost. also, that thin-ass batter will turn to gluey mush faster than you can login to you xbox account.

[Anonymous No.6210227]

>>6210213
>>6210219
That's probably why he has such a fat hand. Fucking pudgem.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.6210234]

>>6210213
that hand looks familiar...

[Anonymous No.6210236]

OK, maybe in a pinch, like if you were just driving by and didn't really have shit else to do then felt a little rumble in your tummy, I'd hit up Arby's but the tendies are pretty weak and the sauce selection is even weaker. I'd say just grab the GOAT curly fries and drive on to a better location.

[Anonymous No.6210245]

Fact: Only autists continue to eat tendies past their childhood years. The reason literally every restaurant offers them is to ensure that autists, such as the people in this thread, don't have to venture out of their comfort zone and eat genuine cuisine. My God, I feel sad for the lot of you.

[Anonymous No.6210249]

>>6210234

that's not my hand Rummy...stop IT.

[Anonymous No.6210253]

>>6210245
To be fair I'm an adult with a variety of favorite meals from various cultures and I can still enjoy the simple pleasure of homemade chicken nuggets or tenders from time to time.
Part of growing up is not worrying about being adult, anon.

[Anonymous No.6210255]

>>6210245
Good yarn, m8

[Anonymous No.6210258]

I like the homemake my own. They are really not that hard.

[Anonymous No.6210261]

>>6210061
Only correct answer tbh

[Anonymous No.6210269]

>>6210245
The cucks have arrived. We were having a perfectly adult and civil conversation about the complexities of coexisting tendies and you just couldn't help but try and shit it up. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6210271]

>>6210061
Mein nagger.

[Anonymous No.6210277]

>>6210249
Wait...Rummy...
It can't be....

[Anonymous No.6210281]

>>6210253
I'm sorry brah but you're lying to yourself. Your inner autists is screaming GIMME GIMME CHICKEN TENDIES, and you, being an autist at heart, can't help but cave now and again.

[Anonymous No.6210283]

>>6210281
Not really though? I mean I'm glad you have this internal problem with self-control you project onto others but I just decide it would be fun to revisit simple pleasures once in a while in the same way I might watch a cheesy action movie with no substance or listen to pop music. It's not some internal urge to be a plebeius maximus, just a little nostalgia rush before returning to the present.

[Anonymous No.6210291]

>>6210283
>Watching action movies.

Jesus Christ dude, your situation gets more and more dismal. Save yourself and watch some Tartakovsky as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.6210296]

>>6210291
remember anon, keel it suttle

[Anonymous No.6210305]

>>6210291
>>6210283
Guys, guys, guise, GUYZ!

You're forgetting what really matters here.

It's Tendies

[Anonymous No.6210326]

>>6210281
>GIMME GIMME CHICKEN TENDIES

kek

[Anonymous No.6210328]

>>6210213
>NOPE that is a full grown man hand
That's way funnier to me than it should be.

[Anonymous No.6210331]

>>6210305
More dumb crossboarders.

[Anonymous No.6210339]

>>6210159
It's okay, Anon. They were garbage anyways.

[Anonymous No.6210344]

>>6210204
>Mtn Dew
Opinion discarded. Coca Cola is infinitely better.

[Anonymous No.6210361]

>>6210344

ah hell no bitches, ain't no body want no thick-ass brown drank, wen u eatin' dem chickum tendies

[Anonymous No.6210400]

these fuckers here are highly rated and quite possible the most expensive (in terms of GBP'z) due to the scarcity of locations and seasonality of certain operators. Even though they come with all these unnecessary sides and shit and some lower tier fries they're still the alienwear of tendies.

[Anonymous No.6210416]

>>6210071

Future poet laureate of murica.

[Anonymous No.6210426]

>>6210400
>live in midwest
>mfw they can substitute cheese curds for shitty fries

[Anonymous No.6210427]

Look sonic, srs'ly fuck you for making me sit in my damn shitty car but when you're servin' up tendies like this I forgive you.

[Anonymous No.6210545]

protip: go to joints that don't have tendies on the menu, order them anyway. Just about any chef should be able to whip up some tendies from scratch in a matter of minutes.

>always get fresh, handmade based tendies, piping hot out of the fryer.

[Anonymous No.6210568]

>>6209964
I can tell your retarded fedora ass is from r9k go back there.

[Anonymous No.6210574]

>>6210213
loose some weight holy shit.

[Anonymous No.6210578]

I live with an autistic guy who eats nothing but frozen chicken tenders cooked in the oven and eaten with ketchup. He eats off disposable plates, and only leaves his room to put chicken in the oven or take it out.

I hadn't heard of the "chicken tendies" guy before, but my housemate fits the bill.

[Anonymous No.6210613]

>>6210427
I think Dairy Queens rip off chicken strip dinner is a lot better (gravy of course, but replace fries with onion rings).

[Anonymous No.6210700]

Bump

The debate ain't over, baby

>>6210545
I may have to try this. Do you recommend somewhere exceedingly high brow?

>>6210427
Your first mistake was getting food at sonic

>>6210613
How is the actual tendie though? Is it juicy? Does it remind you of a warm safe place?

[Anonymous No.6210734]

>>6210613
DQ has really good chicken. $4.99 basket is great >>6210400

Makes me want to get one right now

[Anonymous No.6210746]

>>6209964
Popeye's no lie.

[Anonymous No.6210767]

>>6209964
OP, i heard you wanted god-tier tendies recipies from a place... they had awesome sauces.

I usually get 6 tendies, sauce on the side so they stay crispy and so i can have a variety of sauces. But i digress, 6 tendies, atomic and inferno sauces o the side, and ranch of course. Fucking bomb shit.

http://smoke-eaters.com/

[Anonymous No.6210771]

Get to Syracuse, NY niggies

[Chad Thundercock No.6210789]

>>6210568
Alright, now you listen here you cum guzzling semen demon, I merely wished to converse with a group of like minded individuals about tendies and their rankings and recipes. You should have some god damned respect for the intellectuals who actually take the damn time to rank these fucking recipies. So the next time you waddle your undoubtedly fat as into your 96 pontiac to roll down to the nearest food dispensary to get your delicious tendies you can thank us for giving you a god damn clear and concise choice for optimum flavor.

[People honestly believe this No.6210831]

>>6210281
>I want chicken, chicken fingers and tendies
>Skip to the five and dime with my sweetheart Sandy
>Got my pennies saved so I'm her fry daddy
>I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want tendies!"

>"put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
>kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
>im talkin buffalo sauce kisses, talkin honey mustard smiles"

[Anonymous No.6210834]

>>6209964
I'm out of the loop. What's with all the talk of chicken tendies?

[sdcsh !lmIm9gv6yw No.6210853]

>>6210834
it's an /r9k/ thing

basically neckbeards living with their mothers with their main source of nourishment being chicken tenders ("tendies") which they purchase with earned "good boy points"

[Anonymous No.6210862]

>>6210834
The cultural elite enjoy them as well.

[Anonymous No.6210937]

flowered and peanut oil fried

[Anonymous No.6210980]

Put a chicken breast in a loaf of bread, and deep fry it in bacon grease

[Anonymous No.6211049]

>>6210853
>"good boy points"

Great 4chan ruined my favorite thing about having a milf fwb

[Anonymous No.6211064]

>>6210700
>I may have to try this. Do you recommend somewhere exceedingly high brow?


The key is to make up some bullshit back story, Like it's some special occasion and your recently dead mother used to make them for you all the time or some shit. Then ask if the chef can do or come out and you can explain the situation to then. Knowing full well that a chef would rather take a half hour making you some fucking tendies than going out into the dining room to listen to some crying ass bitch, no matter how offended they are about making tendies.

>works every time

[Anonymous No.6211074]

>>6210771
Can vouch for Tullies.

[Anonymous No.6211075]

>>6211064
This is genius

[Anonymous No.6211145]

>>6211075

bonus tip: Hit up one star joints or honourable mention James beard Joints or lower. They have no street credibility yet and are still hungry enough to take all kinds of shit from customers, bending over to please you. If you go any higher than that, they are likely to stick their nose in the air and ask you to leave for even mentioning tendies.

[Anonymous No.6211146]

What do you like to dip your tendies in?

Best sauce right here.

[Anonymous No.6211197]

All day
Errday

[Anonymous No.6211202]

>>6210071

[Anonymous No.6211214]

Why do you crave bland chicken strips?

[Anonymous No.6211296]

>>6210331
>>6210120
>>6210245
>>6210281
>>6210568
>>6210853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I7i8Cgu8Qm

[Anonymous No.6211301]

>>6211296
Kek. What a faggot.

[Anonymous No.6211321]

>>6211296

I don't even know why you picked those unrelated posts; clearly your adult set autism is intensifying

[Anonymous No.6211326]

>>6211321
>all those people we talk bad about tendies or /r9k/
Autist spotted

[Anonymous No.6211332]

>>6211326
*were

[Anonymous No.6212137]

[Anonymous No.6212170]

>>6211326

wait, you're going to post some totally unintelligible shit to mock tendies and question other peoples mental acuity?

>projecting ones own autism

[Anonymous No.6212181]

>>6210789
Tipping fedora this hard. Wow I have never had a beta reply like this. So let me take a wild guess and say your a virgin who watches anime and lives with mom. Instead of being autistic here go back to your containment board your life is a depressing joke.

[Anonymous No.6212184]

>>6211296
What a fucking autistic gaylord.

[Anonymous No.6212187]

>>6209964
>Calls tendies bullshit
>Forces the meme harder by calling them tendies
Fuck you OP, and fuck all of you normalfags forcing this /r9k/ shit.

[Anonymous No.6212194]

>>6209964
best tendies is chicken katsu, best part is you can make it at home easy as hell.

[Chadley Thundercockington No.6212195]

>>6212187
Fuck off m8

[Anonymous No.6212207]

best homemade tendies recipe for self-made good boys just follow these instructions that vary
ingredients:
as many lean chicken pieces as you want tendiefied, big egg or two, milk or cream or whatever dairy liquid you have in the fridge or even protein powder mixed with water for big boys for batter dippins, generic seasoned salt, toasted white bread, garlic and onion powder, and pepper
find out how many of things you need and mix your dry stuff like spices together in a bowl, also crunch your toast up and throw that in too
smash the egg or two in a new bowl and put some dairy whatever in there if you feel like it, sometimes i just give a wank into it sometimes
slap your chicken thingers in your wet bowl for a bit until they are moist and roll them in the dry spice bowl to cover
put in the oven on a cool looking pan for a while depending on how good your oven is for like 25-40 minutes also depending on if chicken totally raw frozen already cooked a bit and processed what the deal son
either way these make good tendies, enjoy and save up those good boy points

[Anonymous No.6212227]

>>6212195
Well said.

[Anonymous No.6212247]

>>6212181
> joke
> head

[Anonymous No.6212293]

>>6210190
these are the fucking best

and their mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.6212325]

>>6212207

can you send this to my mom?

[Anonymous No.6212570]

>>6209964
For a nation obsessed with red meat, why are there no steak tendies?

[Anonymous No.6212601]

>>6212570
chixen fried stake, bby

[Anonymous No.6212602]

>>6212570
False
http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2012/07/steak-fingers-with-gravy/

[Anonymous No.6212607]

Friendly reminder that if you go to a sit down, semi formal restaurant and order chicken tenders/strips you are a gigantic manchild autist.

[Anonymous No.6212635]

>>6212607
THAT'S THE FUCKING JO-you know what, fuck you
I'll enjoy my tendies and you can go get fucked

[Anonymous No.6212771]

>>6212607

back it up. i'm not kidding back the fuck up. I''m srs bro back it the mother fucking hell up. How many tendies do you you think I can fit in Yo ass?

[Anonymous No.6212792]

>>6212607

what kind of monster are you that you can't even enjoy some fucking tendies?

[Anonymous No.6212809]

>>6210578
>frozen
Those aren't REAL tendies.

[Anonymous No.6212870]

>>6212809

true. any autist should be able to make a tendie

[Anonymous No.6212929]

I hate to be That Guy but what the fuck is with all this tendies shit anyway?

[Anonymous No.6213013]

>>6212929

[Anonymous No.6213054]

>>6212771
Let's fuck these normies up.

[Anonymous No.6213081]

>>6213013

[Chad Thundercock No.6213108]

Excellent tendies suggestions. Do we have any more winning recipes?

[Anonymous No.6213122]

>>6213108
its a distinct possibility.....

[Anonymous No.6213128]

>>6213122

[Anonymous No.6213215]

>>6211296
i am laughing so hard right now you fucking sperg

[Anonymous No.6213231]

>>6213013
>but for 5 tendies you can put something in mommy's tummy

[Anonymous No.6213249]

>>6210071
I sang this song to my gf. she was confused. we went and got some chicken tendies, used the chicken grease as lube to fuck her in the ass.

[Anonymous No.6213352]

>>6213249
Did she give you lots of good boy points

[PS4 LiterallyAPotato No.6213516]

>>6210061
chicken chicken chicken what combo you pickin'

[Anonymous No.6213526]

chicken express dawg

just drown everything in gravy

wash it down with some sweet tea

bill millers when im further south

[Anonymous No.6213542]

>>6209964
Miami subs

[Anonymous No.6213786]

>>6213542

you crossed the line faggot, WAY too much.

[Anonymous No.6214136]

>>6209978
>>6209993
>>6210061
>>6210071
>>6210187
>>6210201
>>6210224
>>6210234
>>6210236
>>6210245
>>6210269
>>6210361
>>6210400
>>6210427
>>6210545
>>6210578
>>6210767
>>6210789
>>6210831
>>6210834
>>6210853
>>6211064
>>6211145
>>6211146
>>6211326
>>6212170
>>6212187
>>6212194
>>6212207
>>6212570
>>6212635
>>6212771
>>6212792
>>6212809
>>6212929
>>6213108
>>6213231
>>6213249
>all these filtered posts

[Anonymous No.6214858]

I just want some tendies mang

[Anonymous No.6214867]

I have ck and r9k open and i forgot i was on the sane board jesus christ

But i did hsve bomb ass strips.wiyh bisciut and mash and gravy today

[Anonymous No.6214883]

Ain't no love for these motherfuckers?

[Anonymous No.6214903]

[Anonymous No.6214907]

>>6214903
That man is straight up joyous

[Anonymous No.6214931]

>>6214903
I hopeto ever be this happy about anything in my life

[Anonymous No.6214932]

>>6214883
That insanity sauce makes those.

[Anonymous No.6215022]

>>6214903

O.OO.OOOH..OOOOHHH.GoD====> dem tendies

[Anonymous No.6215036]

>>6214903
Do you think he paired the correct wine with his tendies?

[Anonymous No.6215038]

>>6214136

>being this angry

calm down bro, lets have a drank?

[Anonymous No.6215050]

>>6215036

this raises a very interesting question, "what would be the best pairing with tendies"

I'm no expert but I would venture to say that a tart and fruity savon blanc or a slightly sweet nuvo bordeaux from the lighter reds would go nicely.

[Anonymous No.6215068]

>>6215050

[Anonymous No.6215071]

>>6213231
I like the way you think
>tfw 2D mommy makes you tendies

[Anonymous No.6215075]

>>6215068

this is srs business mane'. WHY?

[Anonymous No.6215094]

>>6215068
Guy. What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.6215206]

>>6215075
>>6215094
Seriously. Try it. It really bring out the tendie in your tendies

[Anonymous No.6215333]

>>6215206

that's not funny bro. fite me

[Anonymous No.6215734]

>>6214136
>filtering Anonymous

Yay you found the one way to make 4chan even worse

[Anonymous No.6215742]

Cane's.

[Anonymous No.6216404]

>>6215742
We may have a winner here

[Anonymous No.6217113]

>>6216404
I concur. Cane's is best chicken in the south.

[Anonymous No.6217118]

>>6217113
>tfw Cane's appeared in my corner of DFW a few months before I moved to the west coast
>experienced it once
>regret forever

[Anonymous No.6217208]

>>6217118
Bruh. How?

[Anonymous No.6217231]

I like Chili's and Chik-fil-A. I don't eat tendies much, so I'm probably unenlightened.

damn, i could go for some chicken crispers now.

[Anonymous No.6217235]

>>6210545
>going to a restaurant and expecting a cook to make you special off the menu items

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.6217252]

Zaxby's is the only acceptable answer.