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Has anyone had any luck using an air horn to help bread rise properly?

My grandmother used to do this when I was growing up, and her bread always turned out perfectly. Unfortunately she passed away, so I was never able to learn from her how to get the correct timing in the air horn blasts.

>> No.6203577

>>6203565
is this an actual thing

>> No.6203585

>HOOOOOOOOONNNK
>What the hell are you doing?
>I'm making bread obviously
>HOOOOOOOOONNNK

>> No.6203589

>>6203585
Why did i laugh

>> No.6203607

>>6203585
gamzeemakara.jpg

>> No.6203617

i was unaware this was a you laugh you lose thread

>> No.6203734

>>6203565

i know a bicycle horn works on muffins or cupcakes, with 2-3 honks per cup. the sound vibrations massage the air pockets and make them more uniform, resulting in a better texture.

apparently horn apps on your phone arent good enough. you need the real instrument. i always wondered how a train horn would work on a baguette.

i know its ridiculous and unorthodox, but the science and taste is there

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>>6203734
>2-3 honks per cup

>> No.6203748

>>6203739
Lol, I was gonna green text the same fucking thing

>> No.6203750

>>6203589
I laughed too

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>>6203565
>Unfortunately she passed away
Awwww

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6203770

>mfw shitlords mansplain about their sonic penis extenders near my muffin batter

>> No.6203780

Vuvuzela's work pretty well. You might get a little spittle in the bread but it will be baked so no need to worry about it.

>> No.6203858

>>6203607
Underrated post.

>> No.6203863

>>6203565

airhorn.jpg is going to replace tendies

>> No.6203869

>>6203607
ChenYakumo.jpg

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>>6203565
Try doing pic related without some sort of brass instrument

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>>6203734
>2-3 honks per cup

>> No.6204125

>>6203565
This only works with very specific strains of yeast.

>> No.6204158

Biologyfag here. If this thread is still up when I get home from work, I'll explain why this works.

For the record, the bike horn with cupcakes does nothing, unless you somehow use sound sensitive yeast to make your cupcakes.

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>>6203565

Baking with a horn?
This post leaves me speechless.

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>>6203565
This whole thread is great.

>> No.6204175

>>6204171
Not baking, assisting the bread to rise in a very specific and uniform way before baking.

>> No.6204180
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6204180

>not using a sousaphone to rise your bread

Its like you guys want to fail

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6204184

And I always thought tenderizing meat with a mallet was the loudest kitchen process...

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>>6203565

I buy my bread from a grocery store next to a hall where the city symphony practices.

I always wondered why the bread was so life and fluffy.

Does the horn music help it stay so fresh for so long?

Now I know.

>> No.6204203

>>6203734
if it's just the vibrations would something a like a massagething work?
>putting your dildo next to 2-3 cups to vibrate it
>not having dildo bread

>> No.6204206

I find I have best results with a French horn. The shape is awkward though and makes it hard to direct sound to the dough.

>> No.6204321

Use a trombone to easily find optimal frequency.

>> No.6204384

This sounds like the same thing as letting dough rest in a fridge. Can loud noises replace those steps? Or is it merely an augmentation?

>> No.6204391

I just scream into the oven for 10 minutes. It works just as well.

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6204507

i recall seeing some indian cooks singing to their curries. i thought it was more for performance than to induce chemistry. does sound encourage ionization or covalent bonds?

>> No.6204582

>>6203565
So are MLG420 no scopers good at making bread?

>> No.6204669

>>6204171
Underrated.

>> No.6204756

>>6204180
Sousaphones and tubas are too large and produce a pitch that is too lo. Ideally you want something in the size of a flugelhorn or French horn, but you should never go any larger than a baritone.

>> No.6204778

>>6203565
>not using a subwoofer

Heh

>> No.6204785

>>6203565
This makes the most delicious bread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU-5_Rgq6Vo

>> No.6204819

OP, are you also this guy?

>>6198274

>> No.6204831

>>6203565

>correct timing of air horn blasts from dead grandma

This can't be real.

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6204834

Mellophone master race. For optimal results you need to start a chromatic scale from C# for an octave, then a descending scale in C# minor.

>> No.6204838

>>6204321
What about a rusty trombone?

>> No.6204844

>>6204834
natural minor or harmonic? and are minor modes like locrian, altered, phrygian or dorian ok? also mellophone a shit. go back to DCI

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>>6204844
>not rising your dough in melodic minor
>implying mellophone isn't more efficient than French horn when baking

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6204899

>>6203565
Amateurs, all of you.

>> No.6204916

>>6204834
Where did you March?

>> No.6204996

>>6204916
between February and April

>> No.6205004

What the fuck is up with /ck/? You ridiculous spastics should be ashamed of yourselves.

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>>6205004
>not having fun

>> No.6205447

>>6204171
*honk*

>> No.6205572

>>6204084
It's not a Yorkshire Pudding if the cooking process didn't involve a full brass band (preferably a colliery band).

I've found Nimrod to be the music that best manipulates the pudding's pertinent air pockets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyb39zUqeq0

>> No.6205591

>>6205572
I should add that if you can get a cor anglais and string section then Dvorak's New World Symphony (2nd Movement) will make your puddings just as Yorkshire, if not more so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOX15agZ3-0

>> No.6205611

>>6205004
RAWRRR NO FUN ALLOWED

>> No.6205630

>>6203565
Why is this board so infested with normalfags and their childish sense of humor? Take this shit back to r/baking you buffoon.

>> No.6205650

>>6205630
Why is this post so infested with bitterness and their cynical sense of despair? Take this shit back to r/joylessfaggot you ponce.

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>>6205650
I hope you get skull cancer you autistic mass of flesh. If I ever see you in real life I will spit on you like the living waste of oxygen piece of shit you are. FUCK OFF BACK TO FACEBOOK YOU INANE GARBAGE EATING FAGGOT I FUCKING HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR.

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>>6205658
I think you are the autistic one m8.

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>>6205658
Go back to >>>/r9k/

>> No.6205792

I don't understand these posts at all. Is an air horn the thing fans use to make noise at sports games? How is this related to making bread? What is with the discussion about classical music?

None of this makes sense, and quite frankly it probably doesn't belong on this board.

>> No.6205795

>>6205792
I agree. We have enough shitposting on this board without pointless normie circlejerks that evoke no rational or critical thought.

>> No.6205835

>>6205792
>>6205795
Relax, OP's just breaking up the monotony with a bit of silliness. It's one vaguely food related humour thread amongst dozens of serious discussion threads.

Wanna see some out of control shitposting? Go take a look at /tv/. Nobody wants /ck/ to end up like that but the odd funny is pretty harmless, guys.

If you don't like it then just hide it (shift+click the thread in the catalog) or if it really offends you then report it. Either way, in about the time it took you to complain about this thread you could've made a thread that you think DOES belong on this board (and "evokes rational or critical thought").

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>>6205658
Oh look its time for someone to ruin a perfectly good thread.

>> No.6205944

>>6205792
You aren't white, are you.

HONK!!!!!!

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6206028

To all the haters out there

>> No.6206075
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6206075

Imagine the perfect bread you could make with a few ovens near a launch pad.

>> No.6206118

>>6206075
I'm just trying to make some goddamn white bread to toast, not solve world hunger.

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>>6205572
>thinking that a german pancake is a yorkshire pudding
>not playing the German anthem with a full brass band
If you want to make a mini one like shown, a quartet will do, or two trombones.

>> No.6206190

I have a question are we talking about just the sound wave vibrations or are we taking the bread and putting the air horn directly against/inside the bread and blowing into the bread itself like its some bubble gum? I assume you can do the same with a brass instrument plopping the bread on the horn part and blowing into it to create air pockets. Which doesn't sound like a bad idea. I like airy bread.

Another question is can wind instruments be used instead of brass, such as flutes, clarienets, oboes, saxaphones, bassoons, and the all mighty recorder?

>> No.6206205

>>6206190
>I assume you can do the same with a brass instrument plopping the bread on the horn part and blowing into it to create air pockets.
Many "air horns" don't use compressed air, but rather some other pressurized gas such as propane (and propane accessories).

I have a genuine compressed-air air horn. It comes with a bicycle pump to pressurize it.

>> No.6206218

>>6205658
*honk* *honk* *honk* :)

>> No.6206250

Just play this while baking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0

>> No.6206258

>>6206250
Was posted already

>> No.6206261

>>6206205
Knowledge I hadn't known about, I figured it was compressed air of some form.

But what about the concept in general of using it to blow it up and create air pockets?

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>>6205795
>that evoke no rational or critical thought
yes as opposed to all the other posts

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>>6203565
you know what to do, OP

>> No.6207084

>>6205658
>spitting on people
triggered.

>> No.6207120

>>6206140
>Lemon & sugar
>Not sausage and gravy

Britfag here. You fucking disgust me.

>> No.6207178

>>6205572
You owe me a couple sides and a dessert.

>> No.6207182

>>6205658
Everyone look at this post and laugh at him.

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>>6205658

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>>6205658

Chill m8

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>>6203734
>wow these cupcakes are delicious
, what's your secret?
>the secret is.. 2 or 3 honks a cup.

>> No.6207200

Best thread on /ck/ in awhile

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>>6203607
>2015
>Homehouse
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6205004
>>6205630
>>6205658
>>6205792
>>6205795

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>>6203607
>making hamsteak references on /ck/

>> No.6207678

>>6203565
>Air horn
>not giving your bread a blowjob yourself

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>>6203565

a rusty trombone was my grannies' go to

>> No.6208418

So is this a joke or serious? OP doesn't sound like he's joking. He even said his grandma died. Do you think she did this cause of an old wives tale or did the blow horn actually do something?

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>>6205630
>>6205650
>>6205658
oh god

>> No.6208510

It's threads like this that make me think Hitler was right.

>> No.6208528
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>>6208418
Noone's joking here, anon. It's something of a lost technique, but the bakers of yore would often utilize wind and brass instruments in their baking in order to aerate their breads as well as induce crustular breakdown at a molecular level to help soften the entire loaf, with said softness varying with which song was played for the bread.

The truly great chefs would employ a variety of instruments in their baking bands, however, to ensure dough confusion so that the bread couldn't build up a resistance to a particular song and instrument quickly, since the various instruments would keep it guessing on a cellular level.

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imagine a 5 person kitchen band serenading 60 day dry aged waygu beef as its cooking

>> No.6209446

>>6209228
What kind of music style was Geoduck listen to?

>> No.6209578

>>6203565
I've found a carnyx really helps with some of more traditional bread styles. One blast before the bread rises, and then another after slaughtering some rival picts and your bread should have risen to perfection.

>> No.6210036

Is there a scientific basis for this?

>> No.6210523

>>6210036
Music help plants grow, and bread is made of wheat which is a plant.

>> No.6210528

>>6210523
bread comes from the store, not plants you dumbass

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>>6210528
>hes never heard of breadfruit

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>>6210532
I tried planting a loaf of bread last season to grow myself a pumpernickel tree, but I guess you need a live band to really get it to grow, since my NSync CD didn't seem to cut the mustard.

>> No.6210703

>>6210523
I knew wheat-bread came from wheat, but what about other breads? Where does normal plain bread come from?

I've always wondered this cause you can't really tell what it's made of by looking at it.

>> No.6210961

>>6210703
Probably from African bread mines.

>> No.6211259

>>6210961
Bread is organic so it's not from a mine like salt

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>>6203734
I lose

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>>6205658
You want some salt with that vinegar?

>> No.6211298

>>6204785
Thread soundtrack.

>> No.6211304

>>6208510
Hitler did nothing wrong

>> No.6211789

Toot

>> No.6211840

>>6208528
>2015, not enducing crustular breakdown with air instruments while baking.

I mean, are you anons even trying?
Also:

*toot*

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>>6203734

I've read this post every day for 3 days now and

>with 2-3 honks per cup

just makes me lose my shit every time. I fucking love it.

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Meanwhile, at the local bakery.

>> No.6211872

>>6211869
lol

>> No.6212007

>>6203565

>2015
>not having your grandmother using her intestinal air horn on your bread

I SHIGGY DIGGY

>> No.6212032
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6212032

[honking intensifies]

>> No.6212060

i usually just go BLLLLOOOOOOO BLOO BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU BLOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU BL BL BL BLOOOOOUUUUUU

you make the U sound by holding a finger in front of the horn. good luck anon, my bread rises almost instantly this way

>> No.6212124

>>6210593
>using NSync to cut mustard
you need Poopfist for that extra edge

>> No.6212769

>>6212007
I had thought of this too.

>> No.6214386

Everytime I would be baking break and this commercial would come on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHJ3_2bbeu8 It would leave my bread, Honkingly gorgeous.

>> No.6214413

>>6203607
>>>/tumblr/
underage fucking ban

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6214434

>mfw you fuckers toot your cake horns while baking

>> No.6214798

>>6214434
You must not understand the wonderous use of horns.

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Pffft all of you not honking at your bread with bread horns.

>> No.6214826

>>6214816
these arouse me

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>>6214798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=D4SKtRWDhNM#t=103

radio gold

>> No.6215361

>>6203565
im fucking dying man

>> No.6215434

My secret is playing ITAOTS to my bread.

They all grow two "heads" at the left end though.

>> No.6215975

>>6203565
posting in epic thread

>> No.6215985

>>6203565
>someone made a screenshot of this thread and posted it
>>>/qa/73196
This is gonna be remembered for years.
Congratulations, OP.
You'll end up in future YLYL/screencap threads.

>> No.6215995

>>6204180
Who is this semen demon?

>> No.6216661

>>6203565

http://www.google.com/patents/WO2012047092A2?cl=en

>> No.6216699 [DELETED] 

>>6216661
>Theological properties
Gotta be a Google Translate error.

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>>6204785
Oh lordy, I almost pissed myself when I associated that with a circus seal.

>> No.6216727

>>6216661
OP was actually on to something.

>> No.6216729

>>6215995
OP here, that's my grandmother

>> No.6216741

>>6204391
lol.

>> No.6216894

>Not using bassoons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6QvQjV7cBc

I have found that once when making bread and watching inception, everytime the inception BOOM happened my bread would rise more than just using my normal bike horn. It seems that the deeper the sound the better the bread.

>> No.6217242

>>6210703
Breadfruit.

>> No.6217475

>>6215985

Wait what the fuck.

What the fuck is /qa/, how long has it been here, and why isn't it listed on the board list?

>> No.6217500

>>6204391
kek

>> No.6218106

>>6217475
It's a secret cool hangout for awesome bros

>> No.6218109

>>6217475
It was where moot had his last video, it's still up but unlisted.

Mostly a cross-board/meta place now, with a dash of [s4s].

>> No.6218141

which guitar solo do you guys usually find makes your bread have the best texture?

>> No.6218154

>>6218141
If your making a pumpernickel try blaring the second solo from Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd. Great results every time.

>> No.6218156

Is that the secret of why clown cream pies looks so good?

>> No.6218189

>>6218141
Freebird usually gives my loafs some tasty licks

>> No.6218824

>>6218141
Buckethead's - Jordan is pretty good

>> No.6218830

>>6218141
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain

>> No.6218835

>>6218156

they may look good but they always taste funny

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>>6218835

>> No.6218938

>>6218141
I've always played the November Rain solo to get a good texture.

>> No.6219124

>>6218141
If I'm in a hurry and need my bread finished in the next few seconds I rip Through The Fire & Flames.
Gets it done in a jiffy.

>> No.6220248

Fuuuuuuxk can't let this thread die

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>>6216727
Holy shit, I thought this was all shit posting. Are you guys tracking this scientific study?

Pic related.

>> No.6220267

>>6220256
>high intensity

It sounds like the study is describing... A mother fucking air horn.

Was OP serious? I thought this was all a stupid joke.

Holy shit OP. Is your grandma a science grandma??

>> No.6220276

>>6220256
Ok, this thread just went full circle.

I've spent the last week giggling at this thread, but now I've got a straight face and I'm ordering an air horn on Amazon.

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>>6220256

What the hell just happened here.

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>>6220256

Is this real life?

>> No.6220306

>>6220256
Looks like granny was ahead of her time. The British gov is pumping money into researching this.

http://www.journal-online.co.uk/article/8161-sound_waves_used_in_baking_industry

>> No.6220309

>>6220256
>Theological, aeration and textural peoperties

Is there a definition of theological that I don't know or does honking at your bread really make it more religious?

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>>6220256
This nigga said "theological".

>> No.6220313

>>6220309
Get out of here, atheist scum.

>> No.6220326

>>6220256

Theological? Like Muhammad (pbuh) stuff?

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>>6220256
Finally my souffle horns have been validated

>> No.6220408

>>6220310
>>6220326
>>6220313
>>6220309

I think the morons that wrote this patent meant to say "rheological" which makes much more sense.

>> No.6220464

>started with dead grandma, an air horn, and perfect bread
>progressed to 2-3 honks per cup
>turned into music class
>made it's way into British government r and d
>posted as stale bread on qa
>devolved into religious argument

Bread/pastries will never be the same again. Honk.

>> No.6220496

>>6220256
>Malaysia
about as trustworthy as their pilots

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>>6220256
ITS HAPPENING

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>Not using this to make the perfect bread.

>> No.6221016

>>6220818
The science article says it must be intense

>> No.6221294

>>6218830
I only use that for my special brownies.

>> No.6221305

>>6220309
We may have found the secret recipe for communion bread.

>> No.6221438

>>6204507
I know the kawasaki reaction (adds hydrogen to shit) is sustained by making motorcycle noises, so that might be the case.

>> No.6221709

>>6221016
That's why there is a microphone.

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>>6203585

>> No.6222658

>>6220818
AFLAC

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is honking racist?

>honkey

>> No.6222886

>>6222825
He she legit?

>> No.6222920

>>6220256
This thread has had me confused for a week, and I don't know what to make of this post. What is really going on in here?

Is this abstract from a real research journal, or is OP so dedicated to trolling that he wrote a fake abstract?

Also, theological?

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>> No.6222980

>>6220256

my entire system of beliefs has been shattered

>> No.6223000

>>6222825
isn't honkey/honky a word that white people developed for themselves and their texas-lite type country music

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>>6222920
It's from a patent application, not a research journal.

>>6222921
Oooooh, donuts! Hrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm.

>> No.6223597

It's been DAYS
Why has nobody tested this and put it on youtube?

>> No.6224117

>>6223597
My tromboner is in the shop, they say it was overworked

>> No.6224120

i love you, co/cks/

no homo

>> No.6224123

>>6222825
i dont understand this image

require assistance please

>> No.6224139

honked at my dough using car horn

dough got up and ran away

>missing dough $1 reward
>last see in mixing bowl

>> No.6224161

I was trying to test this when I was making black bread, but when I got up to get my airhorn by the time I got back the bread was gone along with my bike.

>> No.6225136

>>6224161
I kek'd then felt bad about it immediately afterwards

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>>6224161
DAS RACIST! DAT BREAD WAS A GOOD BOY, HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO CHURCH AND HE WAS GETTING HIS LIFE TOGETHER!!

HE DINDU NUFFIN!!!!

WE NEED MO' OF DEM PROGRAMS!!

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>>6225395

How many bike horn honks for a dindu muffin?

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>>6225439
As many as you got

>> No.6225599

>>6224161
>>6225395
>>6225439
>>6225571

wtf /pol/, this thread was all fun and games until you showed up. Quit killing our buzz.

>> No.6226536

>>6225599
Go yell at a crumpet

>> No.6226625 [DELETED] 

>>6225599
quit being a kike/nigger

>> No.6226655

>>6226625
install gentoo

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>>6220256
can i use my ultrasonic jewelry cleaner for this?

>> No.6226869

All I have is an easy bake oven. If I use a bicycle horn can I still make top tier pastries?

>> No.6227295

*honk*

>> No.6227319

Hey guys would using a brass sax for my bread jazz it up?

>> No.6227394

Just imagine air raid siren kaiser roll. Oh gosh.

>> No.6227418

>>6226661
Not joking here. Is this feasible? Based off the study posted earlier, sonic bread rising is scientifically viable.

If you put dough in this device to rise, it might work.

>> No.6227467

>>6227418

see

>>6223439
>>6220408

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>>6228303
>>6203565

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>> No.6228763

Bread makers need to chime in here. We need a hero to step forth and video / photograph an attempt at making this work.

First off -- who will be making bread within the next few days. Report in.

>> No.6228897

>>6227394
And Stuka Luftwaffels!

>> No.6228903

>>6203607
>>6207452
>>6207578

>stop liking what I dont like
>being this much of a faggot

>> No.6229490

Hownk

>> No.6229922

I have luck just whispering to my bread as it rises.

>> No.6229929

Why won't this thread die????

Protip: a duck call makes excellent flatbread

>> No.6229933

>>6222886
>>6224123
Someone on /sp/ changed it to say that. It was originally meant to say that she doesn't use the N-word or something. Basically a jab at soccer.

>> No.6229964

>>6229922
My dough loves being called a slut while it's rising, makes for a very light and airy bread.

>> No.6229968

>>6229922
The bread knows all your dirty secrets

>> No.6229977

>>6229964
>calling your bread a slut

Delicious

>> No.6229990

HONK

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HONK HONK

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>> No.6230370

>>6229992
Does that monster bird have teeth on it's tongue?

>> No.6230397

>>6229929
Because the same 3 autists keep bumping it.

>> No.6230949

>>6230370
Yes.

>> No.6231339

>>6230397
Am I one if those autists?

>> No.6231587

>>6203607
get out homocuck

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>>6203734
>2-3 honks per cup

>> No.6233097

>>6203565

rusty trombone for marble rye

>> No.6233144

honking in an epic bread.

>> No.6233753

Good job OP

>> No.6234239

>>6207700
Fuck you, you're the reason we lost Phil Hartman.

>> No.6235280

Why isn't this thread kill yet?

>> No.6235308

Somebody needs to do this and film it so we can put this thread to rest in the anals of the 4chan archive.

>> No.6235312

>>6235280
>>6230397

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>>6220256
I cannot believe my fucking eyes.

>> No.6235768

bump, this thread is golden

>> No.6236138

>>6206190
Sax works cause it has a metal body. Clarinet and other wood-bodied instruments do not

>> No.6236430

>>6204391

plath?

>> No.6237995

>>6235280
Unlike the "wat get on mai Chipotle burrito" threads, this one actually contains information useful to those who are into cooking.

I may just have to buy a church with a pipe organ in it so that I can experiment with the effects of various stops on the crumb.

>> No.6237997

>first Subs Rice & Save
>now this

what the fuck, /ck/

>> No.6238083

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jOM3OgtjCtY

Hooooooooonk!!!!!!

>> No.6238097

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo

Some faggot once told me the bike was gonna honk me, I ain't the whitest honk eating breaaaad. I said yep, what a concept, I could use a few honks per cup, and I hope this thread is never deaaaad.

Hey now, you HOOOOOONK

>> No.6238565

Where all my honkies at?

Waiting in suspense for someone to implement the procedures described in this thread.

>> No.6238902

>>6221438
kek

>> No.6238916

Bread honking confirmed for the new tendies.

>> No.6238970

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RihGOVOGcRE
>Not playing this for optimal texture

>> No.6241090

honk

>> No.6241131

Hooooonnkkkk!!!

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>>6203734
>2-3 honks per cup

lost my shit here

>> No.6241260

>>6238970
That was so quiet I was expecting a loud ass HONK at the end of that.

>> No.6242152

https://soundcloud.com/dumbshitthatjakazidmade/lavolz

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>>6204834
>mellophone
>master race
>poorfags actually believe this
Look if you want your bread to taste like it was made in a 5 star restaurant then you wanna go french horn or go home. You can play anything as long as it's a classical piece and there are no offbeats (the syncopation upsets the breads composition.)

>> No.6243046

>>6242812
Not enough studies have been done to prove that syncopation changes the composition of bread/negatively affects bread rising process.
In fact, >>6208528 says that the different instruments and constant changing of the songs(beats) ensures dough confusion on the molecular level and prevents the dough to develop the resistance to a specific kind of an instrument or a song. So I'd say, make it offbeat, make it dynamic, just don't make it monotone. And yeah, keep it classical, but not past 19th century. Not sure how contempoary classical music and atonalities affect the dough.

>> No.6243237

Man, I love witnessing the birth of new memes.

>> No.6243661

>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V7moINVt6s

>> No.6243815

I'm positive that /ck/ has the best trolling of any board, because retards come here and actually believe this stuff.

>> No.6244122

>>6243815
Assuming that this is troll thread.

While this has been a silly endeavor, I believe that OPs grandmother did indeed blast air horns at her bread in the kitchen, while he neighbors wondered wtf was going on.

>> No.6244841

>>6244122
This post is confusing.