/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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noko Bryan Junklover Sat Jan 31 18:56:41 2015 No.6193815 [Reply] [Original]

Post up pictures of your depressing single guy dinners here.

Bonus points if you cried while eating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 18:58:32 2015 No.6193820 >>6193815 You've got it all wrong. You're supposed to be eating because you're lonley, so you can feel happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:05:03 2015 No.6193841 File: 993 KB, 812x608, dimlylit3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6193815 That doesn't look very depressing anon.

>>	Bryan Junklover Sat Jan 31 19:07:37 2015 No.6193846 >>6193841 Can you explain the sauce in the foil?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:15:17 2015 No.6193866 >>6193846 I would rather not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:16:32 2015 No.6193870 >>6193815 >saw this thread on /b/ >came here instead

>>	Bryan Junklover Sat Jan 31 19:18:16 2015 No.6193873 >>6193870 Sounds depressing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:21:03 2015 No.6193881 >>6193870 /b/ is 99.99% shit. The only reason I ever venture there is for porn and the potential for an occasional laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:21:35 2015 No.6193884 >>6193873 No shit. Pizza pops and a bowl of cereal for dinner, didn't merit a picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:22:41 2015 No.6193886 >>6193881 Thank you for sharing your opinion. You sound like a very unique individual with some introspective ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:29:50 2015 No.6193901 File: 1.99 MB, 3264x2448, 20130719_211505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this was my dinner a long time ago when i had NOTHING in my fridge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:09:02 2015 No.6194004 I once took an entire rotisserie chicken that I bought at the store, put it on a plate, and ate it all. I did cry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:10:01 2015 No.6194007 >>6193881 >going to /b/ for porn pedo detected

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:10:28 2015 No.6194009 File: 235 KB, 4800x3170, 1361566405001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >noko

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:10:54 2015 No.6194012 File: 2.37 MB, 4160x2340, 2015-01-31 18.37.44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trying french cooking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:12:14 2015 No.6194017 File: 100 KB, 1024x768, IMG_2326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:13:11 2015 No.6194024 Just ate it so no picture. But anyway, the remaining broken/crumbled chips at the bottom of an almost empty bag of BBQ Lays, and two spoons of mac salad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:14:16 2015 No.6194028 >>6194007 I haven't seen cp on /b/ for years. I never go there but maybe once a month though to remind myself how shitty it still is. The board is too fast for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:15:20 2015 No.6194032 >>6194028 I usually go there when threads stop moving and I need to check if the whole site is broken It can still be amusing in small doses

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:16:40 2015 No.6194037 >>6193841 Hey I grow that weed in my yard, so ugly...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:17:37 2015 No.6194043 WTF is that, raw chicke and AIDs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:19:42 2015 No.6194046 >>6194036 Looks like DC area Thai food. Which is actually good.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:34:19 2015 No.6194089 File: 180 KB, 1100x732, hello.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:58:34 2015 No.6194152 >>6194046 Close. It is Ft. Lauderdale, FL Vietnamese food. Specifically fresh spring rolls on the left and beef bun bowl on the right Very good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:01:29 2015 No.6194164 File: 3.42 MB, 3648x2736, DSC04893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:43:45 2015 No.6194290 >>6194032 I go there when global or american news are happening, like any time a guy kills dozens with guns, or the Charlie Hebdo thing (the lulziest thing about "je suis Charlie" is that you probably pronounce it "I suck Charlie ['s penis]" )

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:11:13 2015 No.6194358 File: 2.02 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot_2015-01-31-19-09-20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Idk what these are called but i put a egg on a tortilla and cover it so it steams but gets crispy on the bottom. I added peppis tonight for flavor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:21:34 2015 No.6194398 >>6194152 That's not close at all. Don't stroke the egos of numbnuts who can't even recognize Viat. food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:25:04 2015 No.6194406 >>6194046 >>6194152 Literally all thai food looks like that you fucking spergs. I'm in Los Angeles and every thai place ive been too serves things that look like that. The rolls are identical and so is the bun bowl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 07:15:21 2015 No.6195143 >>6194046 no way thats def vietnamese food. look at all the flavor profiles separated, plus the side sauce. thai is always mixed up

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 10:21:19 2015 No.6195354 File: 246 KB, 1382x921, ss+(2015-02-01+at+03.17.24).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no gf to eat with

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 10:23:03 2015 No.6195358 >>6195354 They complain about everything and they're picky eaters.

Anonymous Sun Feb 1 10:37:35 2015 No.6195390
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>>6193815
The maids cooked a mish mash of stuff tonight. Spam, omelette with garlic, lab moo (thai minced pork salad), some prawns in chilli oil and garlic and some broccoli. The maggi is for the spam.

Asian/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 10:49:12 2015 No.6195408 >>6194406 >The rolls Not Thai

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 10:50:46 2015 No.6195413 >>6195390 >Spam Why the fuck do Asians like spam so much? When I was out there I saw hamper gift baskets of the crap everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 10:57:25 2015 No.6195423 >>6195413 I think we get different spam here compared to the UK or the States. Our spam is a lot tastier and when fried its godly with some maggi and rice.

Anonymous Sun Feb 1 10:57:32 2015 No.6195424

>>6195413

When the USA built bases everywhere during and after the war, spam was a crazy new foreign thing that no one had ever seen before. Because it was crazy and foreign, it became an instant status item and a delicacy.

Fast forward 60 years and no one is quite sure why anyone is eating it anymore, but they still do so out of habit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 10:58:01 2015 No.6195425 >>6195413 back in ww2 when americans were all over asia they ate a lot of spam and the locals got the taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 11:05:38 2015 No.6195443 >>6195424 >>6195425 I'm in SG, here it was the Brits. Corned beef is popular too because of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 11:10:12 2015 No.6195459 >>6195443 i guess thats fair i meant mostly in pacific islands, places with large american military presense like guam, samoa, hawaii and parts of japan

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 12:46:00 2015 No.6195673 File: 26 KB, 500x375, Sad_ghaddafi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6193841 >grownups go free >my soul when >>6193815 noko in thread title You fucked up OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 13:31:12 2015 No.6195766 File: 1.54 MB, 3872x2592, DSC_0294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No crying here. This blackened pepper risotto was delicious. The duck sausage was just a nice bonus.

>>	Borneo Sun Feb 1 13:35:10 2015 No.6195780 >>6195766 10/10 dem cute little leaves

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 13:47:56 2015 No.6195809 File: 551 KB, 919x720, 1361516809528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its my day off, im going to get wasted and get some fast food. I work in a kitchen too and know how to cook.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 14:05:02 2015 No.6195850 >>6194290 no you don't je swee charlee

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 16:06:01 2015 No.6196122 >>6195780 thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 23:42:45 2015 No.6197143 >>6195766 that honestly looks depressing

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 23:57:48 2015 No.6197171 File: 1.45 MB, 2448x3264, IMG_0402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You call these depressing? >made 2 plates of pic related for myself and my crush >she never showed up >told me later "sorry, i was busy" a-at least i have leftovers ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 00:03:07 2015 No.6197181 >>6197171 >feeding her a bunch of meat and long vegetables heh

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 00:27:19 2015 No.6197236 >>6195354 is that just a pile of onions why does it look so good

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 00:55:28 2015 No.6197295 >>6193841 Dandelion greens are very nutritious.

Anonymous Mon Feb 2 01:01:14 2015 No.6197309

I'm single but I'm a 20-something senior in college, so I'm hardly lonely.

I have a feeling that this changes once you're near 30/in your 30s, and all your friends are married and have kids, and you're now hanging out with shitheads 10 years your senior, who you hate for being young fucks who didn't experience the things you experienced growing up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 01:03:34 2015 No.6197315 >>6195809 This is every cook

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 01:47:05 2015 No.6197403 >>6195390 why is there a massive plate for 4 pieces of broccoli?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 04:08:05 2015 No.6197574 >>6197143 In what way?

Anonymous Mon Feb 2 04:29:03 2015 No.6197602
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>>6197143
It really doesn't look depressing at all. Maybe it's something about the lighting that gets you.

Or maybe you aren't used to small portions because YOU'RE A FAT USELESS TUB OF SHIT FUCKING PARASITE DISGUSTING FUCK WHO SERVES NO PURPOSE ON THIS EARTH BESIDES CONSTANTLY STUFFING YOUR FACE LIKE A PIG SUCKING GRAVY FROM A TROUGH YOU SICK FUCKING MORBIDLY OBESE SCUM
>PIC FUCKING RELATED IT'S PROBABLY WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!

KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 04:35:47 2015 No.6197613 >>6197403 that's someone's plate bruh

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 04:44:47 2015 No.6197619 >>6197602 >my only achievement in life is my perfect BMI >and it's going to stay that way

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 05:00:28 2015 No.6197623 File: 74 KB, 720x960, Din Din.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6193815 I didn't even have buns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 05:00:28 2015 No.6197624 >>6195766 What camera + lens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 05:01:53 2015 No.6197626 File: 51 KB, 500x500, 0001820053308-500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6193815

>>	wat !A9aM56sYi2 Mon Feb 2 05:06:12 2015 No.6197630 >>6197623 That shit is more expensive than buns

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 05:06:39 2015 No.6197631 >>6195809 Nobody wants to cook for themselves after spending the last 8+ hours cooking for other people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 05:35:26 2015 No.6197651 File: 1.14 MB, 753x608, 5461332.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6193815 Corn flakes + liverwurst Is it depressing enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 05:36:00 2015 No.6197652 >>6197624 Nokia 930

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 10:13:24 2015 No.6198007 >>6197143 >>6197602 It was the lighting

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 16:59:02 2015 No.6199122 >>6193815 If that's depressing what the fuck isn't?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 17:02:55 2015 No.6199134 File: 138 KB, 600x800, 1420969072825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I ate eggs with grape jelly last night. Please kill me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 17:11:09 2015 No.6199170 >>6197619 >BMI Landwhale detected. >not having BMI of 30 >not leaving humanity behind

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 17:17:46 2015 No.6199187 >>6197651 >>6199134 Damn...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 17:38:34 2015 No.6199233 >>6197623 I don't much care for hotdog buns. I usually dip cut up hotdogs in ketchup. Seems childish but that's what I did as a child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 17:39:47 2015 No.6199240 File: 464 KB, 800x600, Ankbröst 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] duck with a bunch of random shit i had in my fridge cooked in duck fat i want white plates

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 17:42:58 2015 No.6199247 >>6199240 > duck breast > depressing Nigga you living the life fuck outta here

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 17:56:45 2015 No.6199280 File: 63 KB, 173x180, Why___.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No food left >So I eat Bearnaise + fried bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 18:10:29 2015 No.6199310 File: 691 KB, 1600x1200, 2014-09-10_14.05.57[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] actually quite nice iirc, but definitely depressing looking

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 19:52:19 2015 No.6199630 Do lonely grills eat lonesome, depressing meals as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 19:58:21 2015 No.6199649 File: 87 KB, 540x720, sigh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Single girl dinner Dinner for one, wine for three

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 19:59:38 2015 No.6199653 >>6195809 What the fuck are you me? I work in a kitchen, am getting drunk, and got fast food instead of cooking despite knowing way better shit to make for myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:00:44 2015 No.6199661 >>6199630 I only eat dinner maybe 3 times a week cause I'm poor and hate eating on my own

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:01:51 2015 No.6199665 >>6199649 If you're trying to get a decent man, start drinking decent wine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:03:32 2015 No.6199670 >>6199653 chefs don't bother cooking when they come home, even ramsey buys fucking kebab instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:03:57 2015 No.6199673 >>6199665 I would If I had more than $10 to spend on a bottle

Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:11:20 2015 No.6199693

>>6199670

some of them do, I know my sous chef cooks dinner every night

but then again he has 4 kids so I guess he's already used to being miserable

I usually make myself something at the end of my shift and bring home whatever I don't finish to eat later

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:14:03 2015 No.6199699 File: 49 KB, 720x540, qqq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prepare yourselves for studentcore edition. I ate wasa crisp bread, sugar cubes and tea for one whole one time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:16:13 2015 No.6199706 >>6199630 Nothing stopping them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:16:46 2015 No.6199707 >>6199706 No, they eat salads while laughing.

Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:19:11 2015 No.6199716

>>6199707
The reality is that they don't have money for cheese, so they only do that a few times.
Then they too have the depressing fucking up meals.
Then again, going over the thread, the point was to mention meals you ate 1-2 times max, because it was that fucked up and bad.
Look at that shit >>6193901

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:19:14 2015 No.6199717 >>6199699 It's not because you're too poor for real food, it's because you're anorexic or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:20:14 2015 No.6199719 >>6199716 >implying you need cheese to make a salad

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:20:18 2015 No.6199720 >>6193815 What's so bad about that? The bacon is oddly out of place, but other than that, it looks fine.

Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:33:46 2015 No.6199776

>>6199717
>I'm 67-68kg, 1.84m, i.e. far from anorexic
I can't find motivation to cook for myself. I know how to cook, but yeah after 2 days it gets tiresome.
I live mainly off of the frischkäse, the german equivalent of cottage cheese, quark, eggs, ham, cheese, butter, wasa crisp. I eat onions and sauerkraut for vegies and take multivitamins for fear of hypovitaminosis.The last time I ate a salad was when I visited family. I fucking love salat, but until they invent self-assembling salad, I don't think I'll find the will to sped 10-15 minutes making one, only to eat it in 3 minutes flat.
>to the people who cook for themselves: what motivates you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:34:04 2015 No.6199779 >>6199776 nice trips faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:35:37 2015 No.6199785 >>6199779 >offbyone.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:37:42 2015 No.6199793 >>6199776 >I'm 67-68kg, 1.84m, i.e. far from anorexic still a skinnyfat weakfag tho >I fucking love salat >eating like a woman >year of our lord 2015 the decline of the german people is tangible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:40:30 2015 No.6199808 >>6199793 >I'm diabetic. On a low-carb diet for health reasons. I like salad because I can stuff my face with it. Would gladly trade for wurst or meat ofc. >all hail wurst

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:43:09 2015 No.6199819 >>6199808 >low-carb >meat is bad Holy shit, you are fucking retarded buddy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:49:35 2015 No.6199839 >>6199819 Buddy, you need pair of specs. I love meat. So far I've never done anything special other than just roasting it. Why are you tryharding so much? Just give me some fucking advice instead of shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 21:00:11 2015 No.6199873 >>6199819 >>6199793 So's your illiteracy, LOL!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 21:02:07 2015 No.6199882 I literally eat the same dish every day, it has good nutritional value. But having eating the same flavors everyday is really fucking with my head. Reason for all this is that the dish I make is objectively the most efficient in every way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 21:09:36 2015 No.6199908 >>6199882 I could kind of relate, over the last 2-3 years if made fried eggs so many times, I'm starting to feel the effects of the 10000 hour rule. Care to elaborate on your dish?

Anonymous Mon Feb 2 21:58:44 2015 No.6200118

>>6199908
I barely go to /ck/ so don't judge my poor taste to harshly. It's brown rice with beans, minced meat, I throw some fruit in there (depending on what us for sale, most of the time apple or pear. Some tomato paste peanuts and peunutbutter depending on the amount of calorie's I have left. And I spice the meat with al kinds of things. I think that sums it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 21:59:45 2015 No.6200122 >>6200118 And eggs boiled or scrambled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 22:01:58 2015 No.6200128 >>6200118 Lol. Pics?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 22:09:03 2015 No.6200147 File: 757 KB, 1920x2560, CAM00113[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6200128 Disclaimer: sorry for the shitty picture, I don't eat of plates and it's 4:00am and I'm eating this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 23:43:30 2015 No.6200449 File: 1.72 MB, 2448x3264, qmjgpz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hello, it's me again >inb4 plain aragula fuck the haters

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 00:03:03 2015 No.6200505 >>6200449 nice plating, but doesn't look very appetizing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 00:05:08 2015 No.6200509 >>6200505 of course not, it's something i threw together to eat and not look at the plating isn't even nice notice what this thread is about, it's not a bragging thread exactly

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 00:16:11 2015 No.6200519 File: 2.01 MB, 3552x2000, WP_20131010_002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] leftover roast turkey, tomato, bacon, and arugula with dressing on two toasted slices of jalapeno-gruyere boule served with a glass of riesling from the box

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 00:16:38 2015 No.6200520 >>6200449 i smell /g/entooman

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 00:34:42 2015 No.6200556 >>6195358 Maybe, Anon, you're a bad cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 00:36:36 2015 No.6200559 >>6200520 t-thanks y-you too

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 00:41:45 2015 No.6200567 >>6200559 precisely posted from muh lubuntu shittop

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 00:42:29 2015 No.6200568 >>6200519 >>6199310 >>6199240 >>6197171 >>6195766 >>6195354 >>6194105 >>6194096 >>6194082 >>6194036 >>6194012 >>6193815 >woulddevour/10 You're a huge faggot if you find eating these depressing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 00:44:43 2015 No.6200573 File: 10 KB, 358x186, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6200567 indeed sent from actual Gentoo

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 00:49:00 2015 No.6200582 >>6200573 >3.18.4 Me too. Gonna get 3.19 soon? >7 rcs

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 01:26:45 2015 No.6200656 >>6200582 when hardened is stable enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 06:11:37 2015 No.6200976 File: 2.67 MB, 3264x2448, 20150203_114659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6193815

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 06:20:16 2015 No.6200982 File: 18 KB, 423x408, Joke over your head.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6200568

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 06:58:10 2015 No.6201020 >>6200449 wat the... do you not own any seasonings or is this some kind of "i don't want to overpower the taste of the food i eat"-shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 08:50:46 2015 No.6201181 File: 2.38 MB, 3264x2448, 1422970907381-872397665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I eat this at least once a week. I enjoy it to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 13:28:17 2015 No.6201703 >>6199776 Everything I eat has quarks in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 14:10:09 2015 No.6201773 >>6194036 I hate those on the left. They taste like stuffed condoms with a somewhat ok filling

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 14:24:45 2015 No.6201815 File: 1.31 MB, 200x174, 1421748708252.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6201773 >They taste like stuffed condoms are you upset they're not stuffed with your boyfriends dick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 14:45:19 2015 No.6201857 >>>6195424 >told me later "sorry, i was busy" Wow, man, I'm sorry. That's... that's real shitty. Getting cancelled on sucks a lot, but her not even texting in advance to let you know is just nasty. Looks real good, too.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 15:31:46 2015 No.6201989 >>6194101 ive never had one of these are they any good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 18:34:17 2015 No.6202610 >>6195766 >no spoon >no fork >just knife

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 18:50:02 2015 No.6202652 File: 1.70 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_20150204_090547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess country,

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 20:55:43 2015 No.6202947 >>6199649 Will and Grace haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 21:04:04 2015 No.6202976 >>6201989 if by good you mean a flavorless crust followed by bland filling and then the sloppiest excuse for pastry imaginable then yes, they are good

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 21:15:33 2015 No.6203003 File: 517 KB, 488x542, finalproduct.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] salmon croquettes. Boiled down some taters Fried some salmon did some other shit deep fried it all viola.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 23:14:01 2015 No.6203295 File: 184 KB, 950x712, dufromage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eating a poorly made omelette in the dark

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 23:24:47 2015 No.6203317 >>6202652 Spain

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 06:14:52 2015 No.6204033 File: 415 KB, 500x332, 1396554845757.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6203003 Your meal consists of four WHOLE croquettes? This board kek, toddlers eat more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 06:28:47 2015 No.6204043 >>6203003 >4 croquettes Enjoy starving

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 06:48:36 2015 No.6204052 >>6194105 Chicken and rice look meh but those samosas. Oh my fucking god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 06:50:35 2015 No.6204054 >>6204033 >>6204043 This depends on croquettes. I've seen some where you'd be stuffed after two. Still, if they are the size like in the linked pic, yep, a snack maybe.

Anonymous Wed Feb 4 06:57:21 2015 No.6204058
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>>6200449
>mfw my American roommate always snickers at me for eating salad with just some olive oil and vinegar

We simply don't really use heavy dressings here in the Mediterranean. Salad is, after all, supposed to be a healthy side and not drenched in what dressing some people put on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 07:01:05 2015 No.6204061 File: 33 KB, 600x456, 1380794965557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6197651 that's... wow. you're the winner I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 07:10:30 2015 No.6204068 >>6199649 a pound of pasta isn't dinner for one. >I think we've discovered the root of your single problem

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 07:14:42 2015 No.6204071 File: 120 KB, 500x375, 3354808723_9ef724b33b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6204068 Should've went with some spotted dick for desert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 07:29:50 2015 No.6204089 >>6194152 How is that close? It's a different kind of food from a different city.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 07:29:51 2015 No.6204090 >>6204058 After going on holiday in northern italy all I use on salad is olive oil and a sprinkling of salt or balsamic. Healthier and tastier than dressings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 07:37:29 2015 No.6204099 >>6199776 >slightly over 6' >is 67kg >thinks he's far from anorexia Nigga you gotta be at least 80kg if you're 6ft. 85kg for 6ft is optimal sexy for height, 6'2-6'3 90kg/6'4-6'5 100kg is optimal sexy sexy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 07:38:26 2015 No.6204100 >>6204099 disgusting 67kg is perfect for that height. hungry skellingtons are what i like best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 07:53:48 2015 No.6204112 >>6204071 >Microwavable I don't even want to know how many people fucked that one up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 07:58:41 2015 No.6204116 >>6203003 >viola So close and yet so far

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 08:34:15 2015 No.6204150 File: 1.23 MB, 3264x2448, 1423056713262-872397665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eating bachelor dinner at 11:30pm. Salmon, potato and a carrot cooked in a rice cooker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 09:09:56 2015 No.6204187 >>6193815 I'd be depressed too if i ate with a screwdriver.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 09:19:34 2015 No.6204200 >>6195354 hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 12:42:08 2015 No.6204467 File: 274 KB, 1381x919, ss+(2015-02-02+at+01.13.35).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6195354 Another day another no gf

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 17:40:40 2015 No.6205119 >>6204116 >>6203003 Raped by food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 17:56:14 2015 No.6205153 >>6204090 Blasamic olive oil and onion salt is so good together on salad, and pita chips as croutons work great too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:06:02 2015 No.6205182 >>6204187 Boom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:23:27 2015 No.6205235 >>6195766 do you eat that with a big knife?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:28:00 2015 No.6205246 >>6193815 >Bonus points if you cried while eating. Think of it as a free salty seasoning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 18:32:19 2015 No.6205259 >>6197309 >>6197309 this is how my life feels at 25. just got layed off work the other day as well....

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 21:09:21 2015 No.6205644 File: 76 KB, 540x960, meal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 21:15:49 2015 No.6205667 >>6193815 My wife made stuffed cabbage tonight. Shit was cash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 21:27:01 2015 No.6205698 >>6200449 is you gonna eat the tomato butt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 23:45:28 2015 No.6206071 File: 36 KB, 500x500, 51OBHpfQYDL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Collegefag here, I use this shit on everything. Probably pleb level taste but eh

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 23:50:29 2015 No.6206090 File: 282 KB, 800x600, dinner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6193815 r8 n h8

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 23:58:42 2015 No.6206109 File: 763 KB, 1312x1014, 1422193202784.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6200118 bro you are completely missing vegetables get it together

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:36:35 2015 No.6206188 >>6194012 looks like whatever sauce you made broke a little

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:38:48 2015 No.6206194 >>6199649 >using barilla brand pasta it's like you WANT to be single forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:41:42 2015 No.6206198 File: 56 KB, 300x300, 102456782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6194037 >mfw city boy faggot like you doesn't even have a yard but pretends to

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:44:37 2015 No.6206202 >>6206090 Is that guava or just really terrible lighting on avocado

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:49:49 2015 No.6206216 >>6206202 Avocados. I've discovered they taste amazing with breakfast sausage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:51:29 2015 No.6206220 >>6199649 >im a grill btw :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:55:02 2015 No.6206227 >>6204467 Is bregs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 01:06:47 2015 No.6206242 File: 233 KB, 600x800, e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im not single and Im not depressed at the moment but heres my a shitty pic of some Cornish Pasty I made

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 01:09:24 2015 No.6206247 >>6206202 >Is that guava or avocado Confirmed for fucking retarded dipshit moron.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 04:23:13 2015 No.6206539 >>6193815 Dinner is the highlight of my day, it's when I go to bed when I'm cold and lonely and can feel death coming out of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 04:27:18 2015 No.6206549 >>6206242 Chef John's recipe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 05:52:54 2015 No.6206596 File: 72 KB, 960x717, 10366152_1007461152616785_5573800069241945534_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tasted bland and salty, didnt expect much from a bunch of shit thrown into a pan a glass of cheap box wine would of made it better

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 06:02:20 2015 No.6206608 >>6194164 aaah i can't wait for summer to arrive

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 06:25:07 2015 No.6206631 >>6206596 You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 06:29:08 2015 No.6206635 >>6193901 protip: dip it in soy sauce or maggi mixed with wasabi or dijon mustard

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 06:31:00 2015 No.6206638 >>6194105 did somebody stole these from an airplane

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 06:59:47 2015 No.6206663 File: 728 KB, 2592x1456, IMG_20150205_210009268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] meatballs with rice, parsley and a baked egg. looks average but was pretty tasty. will probably cry anyway >>6204467 looks incredible

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 08:52:31 2015 No.6206744 File: 1.32 MB, 3264x2448, 1423144285725-1067077495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pork sausages, onion and potato.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 09:08:31 2015 No.6206760 >>6194406 >bun >thai

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 13:09:24 2015 No.6207160 File: 344 KB, 1398x928, ss+(2015-02-05+at+06.04.55).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6204467 Not pictured: onion gravy with extra no gf

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 14:23:35 2015 No.6207281 >>6207160 How do you not gf when you cook like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 16:54:54 2015 No.6207686 File: 297 KB, 1400x924, ss+(2015-02-05+at+09.53.32).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6207281 I'm sperglord when it comes to talking to women

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Thu Feb 5 17:09:37 2015 No.6207721 File: 1.33 MB, 2592x1944, pic 025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the egg whites look kinda weird in the picture but I can assure you they tasted as good as egg whites can taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 17:11:53 2015 No.6207727 File: 34 KB, 312x312, vomit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6207721

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 17:22:39 2015 No.6207750

>>6204058
>>mfw my American roommate always snickers at me for eating salad with just some olive oil and vinegar

There are people that don't do this?
I mean I've seen some of those wacky salads with like ranch and stuff, but I thought the norm for homemade salads was just olive oil + vinegar

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 17:39:10 2015 No.6207794 File: 24 KB, 323x433, fud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] at least it's low calorie, low carb and very filling. Makes me feel less guilty when I eat 7 of these a day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 17:41:57 2015 No.6207798 >>6207750 Your roomate is a baby. American here, i love salad with a little olive oil and vinegar

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 17:50:50 2015 No.6207815 >>6207721 >Best Yet, rich n thick kek. What's that yellow shit in the glass with ice? Yolks?

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 17:56:43 2015 No.6207827

>>6206090
Simple, unaesthetic, ordinary. I'd eat that shit in a heart beat.

>>6206242
Diz GusTing

>>6206596
I'd eat it, no questions asked

>>6206744
'Mirin 'em onions m8

>>6207721
That looks like some sort of Half American Half German luxury breakfast

>>6207794
Too many veggies for my taste but would eat. That looks like about 300 calories? Are you a /fit/fag?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:07:59 2015 No.6207862 >>6207721 Do you put hot sauce on everything?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:08:15 2015 No.6207864 Somehow I managed to get a gf a year ago but I still eat depressing single guy dinners because >she's a picky eater >my meals are usually uncreative but sensible mixes of healthy stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:15:20 2015 No.6207890 File: 334 KB, 1200x897, 1421813091080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not my pic. But the go to picture for these threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:23:12 2015 No.6207902 >>6195766 If the sausages were perpendicular and a little more off the side, and there wasnt the little smudge on the bottom right the presentation would be on point. Also I don't know if its because of the lighting but that plate looks awesome!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:24:51 2015 No.6207907 >>6199699 I honestly don't know anyone how still has sugar cubes at home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:25:29 2015 No.6207910 >>6207890 >tfw you've actually bought one of those at ate it on thanksgiving

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:26:45 2015 No.6207914 >>6207890 The slab of butter included with the potato seems like an extra out of pity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:27:27 2015 No.6207917 File: 222 KB, 1600x910, 1396142643541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not mine but I can still dream

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:27:37 2015 No.6207918 File: 51 KB, 600x400, autist2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6207827

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:28:06 2015 No.6207920 >>6207815 Not him but I'm assuming its oj. Egg yolks, wtf?!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:36:31 2015 No.6207942 >>6207686 can I get the recipe for that ? It looks awesome.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:39:15 2015 No.6207948
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>>6197171

>2012+3
>poor sear on meat
>literally what even is that, looks like pork but pink which would seem to imply it is either poorly cooked or it is a shitty old cut of oxidized beef that is overcooked
>shitty BOILED carrot; how about broil or sautee. Those dozens of ground pepper aren't going to save your meal
>1980s garnish. nuff said

2/10 would ditch as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:56:10 2015 No.6207983 >>6207917 Did that guy ever upload his youtube video?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:56:32 2015 No.6207985 >>6207942 Yeah sure, it is essentially an alfredo based sauce but then you add a hipster camera with and take a picture of it with a really small focal plane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 18:57:42 2015 No.6207989 >>6207160 Not saying it wasn't tasty but... 5 sides?! what is this, thanksgiving in february?!

None !OPIATE9fy. Thu Feb 5 19:02:16 2015 No.6208001
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>>6207815
I had a coupon to try the OJ with added shit for like a buck and turned out not that bad but the color was kinda whitish

>>6207827
most of it was just frozen foods

frozen toaster waffles, canned corned beef hash, frozen turkey sausage, frozen hash browns, half a carton of egg whites, some oven roasted cherry tomatoes

>>6207862
and ketchup

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:09:33 2015 No.6208011
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Being single gives me more time to cook intricate and balanced meals.
When I'm with my boyfriend, we have more typical 'single guy' food (like one night, we just made sausages, bacon and plain hamburgers for dinner-- usually we just make fried potatoes and eggs) because we're too busy doing fun stuff together to think about food.
Pic related is one of our dinners.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:17:11 2015 No.6208021

I miss the meals I used to eat when I was single. I ate giant heaps of chicken nuggets with mashed potatoes and cheese sauce, or an entire loaf's worth of sandwiches with a bag of chips and 2 liters of soda, or two bottles of wine and a box of ice cream sandwiches, or 15 fast food burgers from 3 different restaurants...
Those were the days.

And I was thin in those days too because I had more drive in life and worked harder, so I burned off all the calories I ate and then some.

Today I just don't care anymore. My woman wants me to eat healthier because my dick stopped getting hard from high blood pressure and being overweight, meanwhile I'm fatter than ever eating what she wants me to eat and I don't enjoy any of the food and I still have no libido.

Today I'm going to eat a dry baked chicken breast and a baked potato, but only after sitting in a bar where I won't drink to watch my woman's coworker's brother play terrible music. Life has only gotten worse. I used to sit at home fapping 10 times a day to fantasies I had about how good life would be with a woman in it. Now I sometimes forget I even have a dick. And when I can't get it hard at night for my woman, she will either force me to get hard and rape me until she comes or she will scream and yell at me until one or both of us is crying. It's lose-lose for me, just like everything else these days.
Enjoy being a bachelor while you still believe that the single life is worse, my friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:18:21 2015 No.6208025 >>6208011 >not sure if gay and european >or just gay >or just european

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:23:06 2015 No.6208045 >>6207721 what's that on the right plate ? To the left of sausages (from 9 o'clock to 12 o'clock)?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:25:13 2015 No.6208052 File: 81 KB, 500x375, murrika.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6208025 gay american, sir. the bf is a canadian /k/ommando, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:33:05 2015 No.6208083 File: 1.59 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_0104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pan roasted salmon ramen with spicy miso broth and wakame

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:35:07 2015 No.6208086 polenta or waffles? either way, with ham hocks

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:38:56 2015 No.6208094
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>chilled(not frozen, americucks) pizza
>lasagna
>various rice dishes
>chicken tendies
>mac n cheese
>leg of lamb
>eggs
>bacon
>cornflakes and milk
>burgers
>various cakes and pastries

Typical bachelor grub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:45:38 2015 No.6208120 File: 50 KB, 393x396, 13477174555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cooking frozen out of the bag fries >instructions say, bake 6 minutes, flip, and then bake for 6 more y-you want me to flip each individual fry?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:45:50 2015 No.6208121 File: 1.58 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_0105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6208083 same thing, but plated this one better

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:18:40 2015 No.6208190 >>6208086 ck this decision will literally change tge course of my life searing hocks now

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:20:23 2015 No.6208192 >>6207890 The box includes a double serving of holiday sadness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:25:17 2015 No.6208203 >>6194358 >Idk what these are called Depression ad misery, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:40:48 2015 No.6208238 >>6208011 Izzat some 30-30?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:06:04 2015 No.6208296 File: 338 KB, 1393x927, ss+(2015-02-06+at+02.05.06).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6207989 Typical UK roast dinner, we usually have alot of sides >>6207942 http://allrecipes.com/recipe/fettuccini-carbonara/

>>	Norr !THULE2vzZU Thu Feb 5 21:21:55 2015 No.6208332 File: 1.71 MB, 2592x1944, Fewd 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I usually let my gf cook, but sometimes when I want something more elaborate I'll do it myself.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:45:57 2015 No.6208391
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I made this yesterday for myself. Today I was eating the same thing [leftovers] and I broke the square plate. Basically felt like a clumsy piece of shit. It was a nice ceramic plate too.and because I only bought 1 of the dishes as I live alone, now I am down to none.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:50:15 2015 No.6208397 File: 1.63 MB, 2592x1936, photo (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] white rice, broccoli, and a can of sardines

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:50:30 2015 No.6208400 >>6208332 >having a gf that can't cook

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:51:19 2015 No.6208403

>>6208391

> I only bought 1 of the dishes as I live alone, now I am down to none.

Wtf? don't you ever have friends coming over? It's usually polite to offer guests food.... what a one plate weirdo. Do you also have one fork and one knife?

one pair of shoes/socks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:54:36 2015 No.6208413 >>6208332 What's on top of the meat? >>6208391 >Only having one plate What are you, some animal? >>6208397 Depressing but nutritious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:54:52 2015 No.6208415 >>6208403 I have enough plates/bowls/cups for plenty of people and standard 8 settings. But I don't cook japanese food for guests, so I only bought one set of those small plates for side dishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:58:42 2015 No.6208424 >>6208415 oh, okay. Sorry, I thought you broke the big one and only had one plate :P I also have like only one (well, two...) of those long rectangle sushi plates that fit exactly one roll... Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Norr !THULE2vzZU Thu Feb 5 22:10:25 2015 No.6208445
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>>6208400
She's 19, man. And she didn't have a difficult life to the point where she had to cook for herself.

She's learning, at least. I mostly cook for pleasure.

>>6208413
Dijon mustard, pepper sauce (+ some pepper grains), Gruyère cheese (IIRC), a tiny bit of bay leaf and a pinch of salt. It's best served hot.

The meat was first fried to get it a little toasty on the outside, sprayed with Dijon so the seasoning would stick to it, seasoned with black pepper, imported Pimenton de la Vera and imported Hungarian spices. Threw it in the oven for a bit and it came out delicious, alongside the potatos also from the oven next to the meat.

Wish I had time to do this kind of stuff these days.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 22:16:50 2015 No.6208458

>>6208400
I understand the idea of wanting a self-sufficient and mature partner, but this idea of needing a checklist of things that your partner needs to excel at is so childish and defeats the purpose of companionship.
If you want a nanny, get one. It's so manipulative to get involved with someone only to expect them to take care of you like a child.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 22:21:24 2015 No.6208467 >>6208445 are the spring onions for garnish....? or do you eat that alongside the bread? alternate taking bites? I only use spring onion in asian cooking so it made me curious

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 22:21:49 2015 No.6208469
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>>6208445
>She's 19, man. And she didn't have a difficult life to the point where she had to cook for herself.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA this guy thinks you have to have a difficult life to do something basic like make a meal.

I guess she didn't learn to tie her shoes yet, either.

Any person with a brain should be able to cook food. I'm not saying a beef wellington, but you can fry a chicken and make some rice, jesus christ this generation is retarded.

I've been able to make pancakes, eggs, chicken, rice, stuff like that since I was ten. And NO it wasn't because I had to cook for myself, it was because it's a simple fucking thing to do.

My gf has been making basic things since like age 9.

But I guess American children aren't allowed to handle a knife hahaha.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 22:22:50 2015 No.6208471 >>6208458 It's so manipulative to get involved with someone only to expect them to take care of you like a child. > ITT: The definition of a wife.

Norr !THULE2vzZU Thu Feb 5 22:26:01 2015 No.6208477
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>>6208467
Taking bites alongisde it. It's pretty good, my mum actually taught me that. Can't remember what cheese it was but it was really sour. It has a specific name, it's a French cheese.

>>6208469
Great reading comprehension, I guess the "Autism" pic suits you like a glove.

She can cook for herself and for me, she just doesn't know how to do more elaborate shit. She had a simple life where she didn't have to do much for herself.

>American
We're Norwegian.

Quit being so assblasted on the internet, Jesus Christ, son. Go be a "I was le born in le wrong generatiun xD" fags somewhere else.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 22:32:52 2015 No.6208489

>>6208477
well I'll be. I love spring onion, having grown up with it, so I never realized that it can have a very strong taste to some people, I guess there wouldnt' be a difference if you chopped it up and put it on top of the bread and toppings, but rock on man

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 22:59:31 2015 No.6208530 This thread is making me so damn hungry. >>6208238 I think so, I'll ask him when he wakes up. I'm a pleb about guns, so all I know is that they're for a rifle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 23:26:39 2015 No.6208573 >>6201181 ain't nothing wrong with that

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 01:54:33 2015 No.6208786 for lunch i had a whopper burger i had bought yesterday (dat whopper wednesday yo.) then for supper i had 4 pizza pops i put in the oven...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 06:22:47 2015 No.6209172 File: 300 KB, 1194x820, ss+(2015-02-06+at+11.18.55).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6208296 pls dont die thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 06:24:32 2015 No.6209174 >>6208477 >han har en kj som ikke kan lage mat L M A O M A O

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 06:45:54 2015 No.6209191 >>6193815 I don't understand how a meal that took a fair bit of effort to make would be "depressing". It's like someone posting a pic of their foot long schlong and telling everyone to rate their small dick. This is a modified humblebrag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 07:59:47 2015 No.6209266 bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 08:10:04 2015 No.6209271 File: 2.25 MB, 3264x2448, 1423228161298-1580375340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, Friday night so fuck it, I'm getting drunk and eating pleb food. Just preheating the oven now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 08:38:05 2015 No.6209298 >>6209271 For the love of god put a little more cheese on that pizza. McCain looks like he's done it again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 08:46:02 2015 No.6209311 File: 2.57 MB, 3264x2448, 1423230288450525694181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6209298 Na she'll be right mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 09:02:00 2015 No.6209333 >>6209311 why the fuck is this a family pizza? looks like normal size.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 09:03:53 2015 No.6209336 >>6209311 I miss Coopers Pale Ale so much, just can't find it often in the UK.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 09:04:05 2015 No.6209337 >>6209271 Good value beer though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 09:06:14 2015 No.6209343 >>6209336 Its actually homebrew but yeh I love some coopers pale ale.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 09:34:47 2015 No.6209380 File: 1.11 MB, 1520x2688, IMAG0553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Macaroni bolognese with assorted fancy condiments and a glass of freshly squeezed tap water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 11:19:14 2015 No.6209598 >>6199776 German here, we do have cottage cheese, it's called Hüttenkäse, retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 11:30:57 2015 No.6209628 >>6209598 "Hüttenkäse ist eine Frischkäsesorte. Besonderes Kennzeichen des Hüttenkäses ist seine körnige Struktur, weswegen er auch als körniger Frischkäse bezeichnet wird. " Fuck off, dipshit.

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Anonymous Fri Feb 6 11:53:26 2015 No.6209676

>>6194004
You know what I like to do with rotisserie chicken?
I take some tomatoes and dice them. Then I add some salt, pepper, and lime(because lemons are too expensive) to taste. I may also add a bit of hot sauce because why not.
Then I take the chicken and shred it with my hands and put it on a plate/bowl. Heat it up again if it got cool.
Then I take prepared tomatoe and pour it over the chicken, mix it up a little and that's my meal.
Sometimes I buy some corn tortillas heat them up over the stove and eat it with that. But that's rarely though .

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 12:32:43 2015 No.6209729 File: 61 KB, 540x540, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because I bit away part of my tongue a few days ago after blacking out drunk, so now I can only take on liquids for the next few weeks. Living the dream.

Anonymous Fri Feb 6 12:38:35 2015 No.6209742
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Left over rice yellow rice made in central american style cause that's what I am.
With sunny side up eggs( salt and pepper) mixed in.
With added tomatoes because I like tomatoes.
And some green mexican to go sauce they give you at Mexican restaurants. Added a tiny bit of ketchu.
Would have added some mozzarella or parmesian cheese or a green if I had any.
The drink is a type of hot chocolate (champurrado).

It already doesn't look appetizing and my picture skills don't help. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 12:46:09 2015 No.6209751 >>6206608 >>6208011 Y ru eating bullets?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 12:47:50 2015 No.6209755 File: 100 KB, 740x740, 1422706552814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6209343 >not taking labels off home brew bottles

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 13:29:38 2015 No.6209817 >>6195358 >this is what lonelyfags actually believe

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Fri Feb 6 13:32:21 2015 No.6209824 File: 130 KB, 800x800, HORMELMKCBH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6208045

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 13:33:59 2015 No.6209827 File: 555 KB, 1135x2017, IMG_20150206_133222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pork hock polenta with roasted tomatoes and a blueberry pan sauce

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Fri Feb 6 13:36:59 2015 No.6209834 File: 1.60 MB, 2592x1944, Picture 162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] made these tuna cakes with country gravy the other day but they should last me for like 3 or 4 snacks

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 13:38:43 2015 No.6209837 >>6193815 That chicken looks so fucking dry. Holy shit. At first glance, I literally thought it was deli meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 13:39:55 2015 No.6209840 >>6194007 naw, there are far better and more secure places for that...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 13:42:59 2015 No.6209850 how common are frozen Pizzas in the us?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 13:46:14 2015 No.6209856 >>6208120 >using instructions to cook french fries Fuck, man. >fill saucepan with oil about 1.5-2" >turn to med high/high >wait >drop fries >pull out when desired color/doneness >salt It's not rocket science.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 13:49:43 2015 No.6209866 >>6209850 Very common

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 13:51:05 2015 No.6209867 >>6209856 >It's not rocket science. It's also a bad recipe.

Anonymous Fri Feb 6 14:09:45 2015 No.6209921
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Don't have a picture of it but I ate beef flavored ramen noodles with scraps from a pre cooked oven roasted chicken mixed in
>mfw I could not stop thinking about my ex while eating

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 14:15:36 2015 No.6209933 File: 1.09 MB, 2176x2176, IMG_20150116_205505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6193815

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 14:40:13 2015 No.6210016 >>6209856 >hey lets take these bagged and baking fries which people buy to NOT deep fry and deep fry it! The cost of oil you used probably=fresh fast food fries at this point. Also this recipe probably ends up greasier than mcdonald fries

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 14:41:41 2015 No.6210025 >>6210016 >The cost of oil you used probably=fresh fast food fries at this point You know that frying oil can be used many times, right? You don't have to throw it away after using it once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 16:49:06 2015 No.6210342 File: 1.12 MB, 3264x2448, sword.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6193815 Still depresssed

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 17:10:34 2015 No.6210373 >>6209933 lol that is so single

Anonymous Fri Feb 6 17:13:34 2015 No.6210381
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>>6207890
>MFW even when alone I fix a full turkey dinner fo thanksgiving and xmas, then just make a mountain of frozen turkey dinners in pie tins in my freezer.

Fuck I might just go have some of that leftover holiday cheer right the fuck now. I think I still have 2-3 left.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 17:24:05 2015 No.6210402 Breakfast: Popcorn with butter i don't fucking even how do I fuckup that bad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 20:44:34 2015 No.6210852 File: 1.15 MB, 2448x3264, IMG_0106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6208121 tonight

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 20:59:41 2015 No.6210883 File: 27 KB, 400x300, carl-b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6210852 >tonight

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 21:57:22 2015 No.6211036 >>6200449 is that a really tiny laptop?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 22:01:45 2015 No.6211046 File: 163 KB, 392x266, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6210883 You..

Anonymous Fri Feb 6 22:35:00 2015 No.6211106
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made fresh mozarella dick. gonna slice and eat with home grown tomato and basil, seasoned with himalayan sea salt and olive oil from the farm down the road. perfect dinner when it's 35 fuckin degrees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 22:37:37 2015 No.6211109 >>6211106 and that isn't dirt under my fingernails. i've been shelling walnuts which stains your hands black as shit. they've been like this for a fuckin fortnight. dat caprese salad doe. hnggggg. not really depressing at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:17:41 2015 No.6211419 >>6211036 yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:22:10 2015 No.6211429 >>6209755 So long as the inside of the bottle is clean and sterile what's the point? >hurrr my uniquely special brew doesn't need brand names and labels

>>	Whooooooompa Sat Feb 7 01:38:16 2015 No.6211470 >>6211106 Aus bro?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:39:29 2015 No.6211474 >>6211106 >home grown tomato and basil >in february >35 degrees

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