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LOL

>> No.6192204

>>6192194
ahaha love that pic

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>> No.6192225

>>6192194
Fucking lol

>> No.6192260

>>6192194
That pic has got to be photo shopped, but deal lord it makes me laugh every single time. It's fucking true.

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>> No.6192279

>>6192270
Too far.

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>> No.6192345

>>6192335
Wait.. thats gotta be getting smaller, right?
What the fuck kind of wizardry is that shit

>> No.6192349

>>6192335
what the FUCK?

>> No.6192355

>>6192345
>>6192349
I've got a bridge in New York for sale, interested?

The trick is an optical illusion. The cut looks straight. It isn't.

>> No.6192356

>>6192345
>>6192349
Two different chocolate bars cut differently
Second one has an extra piece but everything moves so fast you don't notice that it's cleverly adjusted so that you don't notice they cheated

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>>6192345
>>6192349


Do NOT cook chicken and jalapenos together without a proper tools.

It releases sarin gas.

>> No.6192360

>>6192356

Thats not how its done

The cut pieces are generously spaced and all of that extra space between them accounts for the removed piece.

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You can see when the gif loops the bar changes size.

Don't take the bait guys they know it's a trick.

>> No.6192374

>>6192282
I know people that actually get angry with me when I eat those that way.

>> No.6192670

>>6192365
>>6192282
>>6192270
Holy fuck is this a LOL thread or a cringe thread?

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>>6192670
You tell me?

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>>6192670
>>6192726

>> No.6192733

>>6192721

that could be more effective if the person had straightened up each area and given them the same number of m&ms, as it is its just a sloppy attempt

>> No.6192737

>>6192318
uhhh thats ganondolf

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>>6192733
I'm sorry.

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>> No.6192793

>>6192788

Don't understand the shower head but heck that would be an idea!

>> No.6192796

>>6192260
>>6192225
>>6192204
>>6192194

some quick googling tells me it was a Conan sketch.

>> No.6192801

>>6192732
fuuuuuuuck this one is the most brutal

>> No.6192812

>>6192793
Shower thoughts. It's some reddit shit.

>> No.6192816

>>6192812
Take it back to reddit then.

>> No.6192817

>>6192812
>muh seekrit club

I've been coming to 4chan since 2005 and I can enjoy reddit

Learn to unclench your anus, you might get more out of life

>> No.6192824

>>6192817

Like getting fucked in the butt?

>> No.6192829

>>6192824

You're joking of course because sex is taboo and forbidden because you are a child, but yes. When you are older, you will learn about how sex between consenting adults is a nice thing that people enjoy. For now, please note that there is a global rule #2 for your kind, so please GTFO and come back in a few years.

>> No.6192834

>>6192817
Woah there, man. I didn't mean it in a negative way, I just think shit sounds better than things.

>> No.6192836

>>6192788
>>6192793
>>6192812

i thought it was a clever reference to cold showers for treating hangovers, now i feel ripped off

>> No.6192844

>>6192791

Fuck that got me.

>> No.6192848

>>6192836
>cold showers for treating hangovers
wat

I've heard of cold showers for dealing with sexual desire, I've never heard of it as a hangover cure.

>> No.6192882

>>6192335
My mind is breaking trying to understand this.

>> No.6192953

>>6192349
When they flash to the diagram with A & B labeled, they switch in some subtly different pieces.

>> No.6193074

>>6192882
https://i.4cdn.org/f/trianglewithhole.swf

^ same principle

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>> No.6193455

>>6192791
You son of a bitch.

>> No.6193464

>>6193175
>that little boy who sees them and then turns away
>the sassy black woman leading them all

>> No.6193532

>>6192817
I have a roommate that goes on reddit. He's like 400 some lbs, maybe 390 if I'm being nice. He always talks about pleb tier shit and he makes fucking god awful crock pot food. And he hates spicy stuff. And he used to eat at Mcdonalds all the time.

I'm never going to reddit.

>> No.6193569

>>6193532

post about him on /r/fatpeoplestories

that's a FANTASTIC sub

>> No.6193570

>>6192345
>>6192349
>>6192355
>>6192356
>>6192365
>>6192882
>>6192953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltqHJTY8Fhk

>> No.6193579

>>6193532
Fat roommates are gross. They're lazy and just sit on their asses all day munchin chips

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>> No.6193644

>>6193532
That's exactly what people on reddit think about people on 4chan. When will you realize that we are the same?

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>>6193632

>> No.6193656

>>6193175
What is this?

>> No.6193659

>>6193644
>When will you realize that we are the same?

Don't you have to make an account and sign in to post on reddit? That is a massive dealbreaker. Also the upvote thing just silences dissenting opinions and encourages political correctness, here we are all equal no matter what you think. I really don't have a stereotype in my head when I think of a redditor, but I hate the website itself.

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>>6193175
>that gopro strapped to her head
Why is this a thing? Do people decide "I'm gonna upgrade from instagram selfies" and just buy a gopro and record everything they do?
>>6193650
That's a legitimate way of cooking, just maybe not on that surface

>> No.6193684

>>6193676
THE FUCK IS THAT THING? is it an eel?

>> No.6193693

>>6193684
Think so. It's skinned and beheaded, but its nervous system is still reacting to the stimuli from the heat

>> No.6193697

>>6193569
Ugh. He always brings up "there's a reddit for that" I never respond to him.

>>6193644
I don't give a fuck what they think. All I know is that I hate people that quote season 1 of Archer to this day and think having bacon shaped bookmarks is cool and they post memes all over their walls.

>>6193659
>I really don't have a stereotype in my head when I think of a redditor
I've met so many in real life that they kind of all act the same but don't look the same. Some are my 400 lb roommate and others are skinny lawyers or people in poly relationships.

>> No.6193700

>>6193676
I don't know how to feel about this.

>> No.6193699

>>6193684
Yes, it's an eel. A very fresh eel. :/

>> No.6193702

>>6193697
Also I should mention, I've met a few people from 4chan in person.. almost 10 I think. They all came in wide variety as well. Only one of them was 400 pounder, though. The rest were actually decent sized.

>> No.6193707

>>6193699
That is straight up out of a horror movie.
At least you don't have to flip it I guess.

>> No.6193752

>>6193570
What the fuck that explained nothing

>> No.6193785

>>6192335
>>6193570
>>6193752
They enlarge the moving pieces. Or, if you had even a highschool level understanding of geometry, you'd know how it works.
You can always download and open the gif in gimp, or use some online site, and analyze the frames yourself

>> No.6193827

>>6192318
>not Dumbledore eating lobster

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I made this

>> No.6193895

>>6192848
For me it does. When I'm hung over, a cold shower and getting fresh/cool air from outside helps me a bunch.

Along with pounding water and tylenol.

>> No.6193905

>>6193895
>pounding water
Even better, stay hydrated while drinking. Not convenient in a social setting, as you're going to the bathroom every ten minutes, but better for your health long term.

>> No.6193925

>>6193693
Oh okay. I guess if it's head is gone it can't actually "feel" it. Really no worse than cooking one that's been dead for a few days. Probably tastes amazing too.

>> No.6193930

>>6193845
>hurrdurr niggers amirite lolimracistmomlook
Or am I missing something?

>> No.6193970

>>6193676
I wore a gopro all around San Francisco when I was sightseeing. I also wore it when I was driving a rental car across the state of Florida.

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>>6193930
>kid makes thread promoting his dad's burger joint
>starts it with a racist story in order to get on our side or something
>gets called out
>i make a few images
>people start posting them on the facebook for the restaurant
>kid gets buttmad
>never heard from again

here's another one

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>>6193971
and the last one

here's the thread

>>/ck/thread/4912700

>> No.6193980

>>6193971
>implying proud whites wouldn't eat there every day anyway

>obvious butthurt self hating SJW

>beta male that wishes he could be cuck'd but can't get any pussy

>> No.6193984 [DELETED] 

>>6193980
the thread was fun. gb2/pol/ newfriend

>> No.6193998

I was in Witchita Falls for a couple of months for training. Complete shit hole in the middle of a wasteland. Wouldn't recommend it. But I'd still eat at the racist burger joint erryday if I could have escaped Shepherd AFB (which I couldn't).

>> No.6194120

>>6193998
I went thru tech school and then upgrade training in Altus, OK. I feel your pain.

>> No.6194314

>>6193700
>>6193676
>>6193693

I killed a snake while I was in SERE school for food. We cut off his head and skinned him, but he still wriggled around for a long time after. He disembodied head even tried to bite me. Freaky shit, but delicious.

>> No.6194322

>>6193971
so, you took a story about niggers being niggers and turned it around to make the restaurant owners look bad? Are you some kind of SJW wizard or something?

>> No.6194557

>>6193676
aaaaaaaaaaand ive lost my appetite.

>> No.6194704

>>6193175
good god i bet this smelled terrible.

>> No.6194708

>>6193632
>there can be only one

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>>6192359
I know you. We killed you.

>> No.6194962

>>6193532
Good, reddit will be spared your dumbfuck self.

>> No.6194985

>>6194962
Go shitpost about reddit elsewhere. No one gives a fuck about you or that stupid website.

>> No.6194989

>>6193976
You know your life isn't straight when a thread gives you nostalgia

>> No.6195006

>>6193175
What did this measure on the richter scale?

>> No.6196214

>>6193980
stay mad
>>6194322
not even an SJW. I just saw an opportunity for comedy and ran with it.
>>6194989
i think that was the last good time i had on /ck/. 2014 was a shit year for the board

>> No.6196228

>>6193532

kek

a bunch of my coworkers use reddit including a middle aged dad, a handful of twentysomethings, and the CEO of the company

the reason /pol/esmokers hate it is that it's the epitome of mainstreamness, and /pol/esmokers want to believe that everyone is a secret skinhead neo nazi self-victimizing MRA

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>> No.6197474

>>6192335
Not this shit again.

>> No.6197481

>>6193676
>no head

I-it can't feel it then right? ;_;

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>> No.6197505

>>6193650
hell yeah benihana in this bitch

>> No.6197507

>>6197360

I'm pretty sure there's a Ito comic with that thing

>> No.6197563

>>6197481
Nah just the body keeps going

like chickens that run around after their heads get cut off

>> No.6197570

>>6197486
>someone actually took some of that
why

>> No.6197614

>>6192829
Thank you. I'm sick of all this secret club bullshit and Reddit meme nonsense. Yes there are shitty parts of Reddit. There are also shitty parts of 4chan. Just stay out of both and enjoy your life

>> No.6197620

>>6194314
But anon, I am the one who cucks.

>> No.6197658

>>6197570
There might be sauces there somewhere and the pasta looks alright so, yeah. Who knows.
Or they love the taste of lukewarm "cheese" slices.

>> No.6197661

>>6197570
Because its on par with their tastes and cooking ability

>> No.6198083

>>6197507
>>6197360

gyo.

>> No.6198167

>>6192311
that feel when I stopped caring if my drinks were cold. I dont even know why, I just stopped caring and only drink things from hot to room temperature.

>> No.6198344

>>6192767
God fucking dammit. That one got me

>> No.6198559

>>6198167
This. Yeah, I'll chill some beers in the fridge if I remember, but I really don't care anymore. And I haven't added ice to anything since I was a kid, unless I'm making a cocktail, which is rare. It's why those Coors commercials annoy the fuck out of me. "Our sole selling point is that our beer is COLD."

>> No.6198593

>>6193971
>racist story

Was literally just "A group of black guys came in, and complained that they could get burgers elsewhere for cheaper; then left."

And /ck/ being the shitlord SJWs that they are, turned it into this "HES DUH KKK" shit, posted shit about the restaurant on Facebook, on Yelp, called the restaurant, basically fucked with this man's living over a benign post his son made on /ck/.

Just, you know. Average /ck/ "quality"

>> No.6198994

>>6198593
It's classic 4chan fucking with people. Nobody was thinking "YEEAH THISLL KNOCK THE PATRIARCHY DOWN!" It's the same kind of fucking with people 4chan has been doing forever.

>> No.6199021

>>6193976
Ahh, battletoads burgers, why do I suddenly have the urge to do this?

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this was at a michelin starred restaurant

>> No.6199054

>>6199045
should have brought a notebook

>> No.6199531

>>6198994
this. there were no politics behind it. it was for the lulz.

>> No.6199705

>>6193676
>>6193684
>>6193700
>>6193707
>>6193925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2w2gdSeVg

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>> No.6199767

>>6193976
This isn't particularly funny. Stop spamming an unfunny meme. Or be sterilized.

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>set the oven at 60

>> No.6199775

>>6199767
>Ronnie's son detected

>> No.6199837

>>6193845
>>6193971
>>6193976
Your mspaint skills are newfag tier.

>> No.6199859

>>6198593
he commited a great 4chan sin by posting identifiable information
for that he had to be punished

if it was a vegan restaurant someone here probably would have burned it to the ground

>> No.6199876

>>6199837
been channing it up since 2007, didn't start posting until 2009, didn't start making OC until Ronnie's Burgers. I've gotten a little better since then, but not by much.

>> No.6200734

>>6199767
Tis hilarious Ronnie. I think we need some more of those. I think someone needs to find more pics of his family and dress photoshop them into Nazi garb.

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>> No.6200765

>>6199767
Ronnie I hope you emptied your son's GBP account and ate his tendies in front of him.

Also say hi to your wife for me.

>> No.6200800

>>6199045
they should have sent a poet

>> No.6200802

>>6199747
this is super cute

>> No.6200843

>>6199747
lost.
i imagine the cringe of the mom's. now everybody knows that she just buys cookiedough and put a bit of sprinkles on her "speciality cookies".

I remember that we once had to fill in words in a sentence. one was: My mom ..... her pies herself. the word was meant to say "bakes". but one boy filled in "buys". as if everybody else has a grocerie-slave.

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>>6193845
Thanks, I'll be sure to check out this fine establishment I'm in town, tell them to take the bill and DOUBLE IT.

>> No.6201011

>>6201006
This retard again.

>> No.6201183

>>6198994
But the feminazi conspiracy is why I've got no JERRRB

>> No.6201258

>>6201183
DEY TERK ER JERRRRBBBBS

>> No.6201318

>>6200746
Did They ever reveal the baked version?

>> No.6201321

>>6199747
I'd try the Pizza recipe actually.

>> No.6201341

>>6199747
Oh shit, I did this, too. I might still have the little book we made.

>> No.6201520

>>6192225
>>6192345
>>6192349
>>6192793
why is /ck/ infested with retards?

>> No.6202036

>>6192270
My mom did this once and saw nothing wrong with it.

>> No.6202297

>>6193175
>Feminists in Action

>> No.6202351

>>6192784
so creepy

>> No.6202355

>>6193895
>Tylenol
Al/ck/ies need to stay away from acetaminophen. It will seriously and permanently fuck your liver.

>> No.6202470

>>6193632
>Super saiyans
Fieri eats like one anyways.

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Which one of you did this?

>> No.6202535

>>6201318
maybe, i just have that pic saved from /ck/

>> No.6202539

>>6202479
it was me; my name is david btw

>> No.6202541

>>6202539
>oldfag detected

>> No.6202550

>>6197658
>pasta
I thought those were fries, what the fuck.

>> No.6202708

>>6199747
>6-8 hours at 60

I'm dying.

>> No.6202727

>>6192739

My father opens the bag from bottom because he says there's more flavor.

Just suck that when I pick the bag and I don't know everything falls.