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/joey/ general Anonymous Fri Jan 30 17:03:03 2015 No.6191111 [Reply] [Original]

I didn't see one in the catalog.
What's going on?

Most recent review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QbYTciM8x8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 17:11:24 2015 No.6191120 >>6191111 I would ask what team is Joey rooting for on Sunday, but he doesn't seem to care for owls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 20:42:41 2015 No.6191537 I dunno, last thread got deleted for some reason. >>6191120 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 21:19:48 2015 No.6191633 >>6191537 Because its obviously spam by the fat fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 21:41:01 2015 No.6191684 File: 94 KB, 720x385, Perfect2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 22:44:17 2015 No.6191864 >>6191633 He's spamming threads about himself for attention?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 22:46:24 2015 No.6191870 >>6191633 >spam >one thread Also where do people get the idea that joey is making these threads? He doubt he even knows how to use a computer based on his video editing skills.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 22:57:13 2015 No.6191902 >>6191111 /ck/ sucks now joey threads have died.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 22:59:16 2015 No.6191910 File: 219 KB, 468x459, woowoowoowoowoowoo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6191902 They haven't died, this thread would be much larger if like the 5 broey threads before this weren't removed without pay before hitting the post limit

Anonymous Fri Jan 30 23:35:07 2015 No.6191988
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This man is so fucking nasty and yet I want him to go back to saying "woowoowoo" and make several different voices like he has a split personality all the while sucking in food like a vacuum cleaner faster than I could eat a meal without saying a word.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 00:44:54 2015 No.6192102 File: 80 KB, 524x588, wtf_joey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6191111 >wasting quads like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 00:58:40 2015 No.6192121 >>6191111 I'M BYAAAAAAAAAAAACKKK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 01:48:35 2015 No.6192178 Where's the Friday review? What's going on? Has Joey gone off the rails?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 02:03:35 2015 No.6192196 >>6192178 Has Joey lost it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 04:42:57 2015 No.6192354 Do we really need another thread for this sell out? It's getting pretty pathetic now it's time he stoppes reviewing food, he's gone from one of the best food reviewers ever to a complete joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 08:00:20 2015 No.6192498 >>6191120 >solid 7 kekd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 11:27:43 2015 No.6192748 File: 134 KB, 640x640, Joey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who /virtualjoey/ here?

Anonymous Sat Jan 31 11:55:47 2015 No.6192792

>>6192748
This raises an important question. Will the oculus rift have a Joey game/app? Imagine all the different cars and locations you can see him review fast food from.

I for one would pay money to see Joey review the Big Buford from Checkers in a Dodge Viper in the middle of the Saharan Desert.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 13:29:51 2015 No.6193035 >>6192748 nigga has two shakes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 15:07:34 2015 No.6193267 >>6192792 Wait, would they be from Joey's point of view, or would you be in there with the car with him? Either way, I hope it's out soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:34:58 2015 No.6193915 did joey died

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:46:15 2015 No.6193939 >>6193267 I would assume you can choose either. There will also be a setting where you are a fast food worker taking Joey's order and handing him his food. Perhaps on the moon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 20:22:10 2015 No.6194053 Old Joey was truly an innovator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s563wW4r5a4

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 23:30:29 2015 No.6194583 >>6193939 Definitely on the moon I really hope it's as difficult to take virtual Joey's order as it is the real one

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 00:31:36 2015 No.6194726 File: 236 KB, 640x481, 1412728016185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6191120

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 00:38:39 2015 No.6194740 >>6191111 Is LadyRetard still commenting on him needing to be more normal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 00:52:59 2015 No.6194759 >>6192748 >two shakes Is that for his low blood sugar?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 02:09:55 2015 No.6194855 >>6194583 >would you like homestyle, spicy, or grilled? >yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 04:12:25 2015 No.6194972 >>6191111 How can you watch this guy? I honestly threw up watching him eat a "quadruple" double down. He even farts in the video.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 08:26:27 2015 No.6195199 He said he owned his own restaurant in his qna vid, really fast after hes asked how long he's been cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 12:50:13 2015 No.6195681 File: 461 KB, 852x468, Screen Shot 2015-02-01 at 12.49.26 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New review, Broeys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiwNJ0y0SoY I guess this is his Friday video

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 13:18:50 2015 No.6195733 >>6195681 >dat intro He hasn't yet lost it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 13:34:23 2015 No.6195777 >>6195681 It's like a car wreck I can't stop watching these videos despite how I feel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 18:16:15 2015 No.6196455 File: 210 KB, 1500x1453, ketchupfad1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm so glad the fucking 'ketchup is amazing' fad of the mid 2000s died off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 18:22:57 2015 No.6196467 >>6196455 That was a fad? Man, I missed so much shit by being a retarded shutin. I mean fuck, I like ketchup. I use it for certain things. But I'd never suggest it's amazing or brilliant or anything. Fads just confuse me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 21:48:03 2015 No.6196896 I just found out about this guy. Is he mentally ill?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 21:52:14 2015 No.6196906 >>6191111 I don't like this guy but he likes a bit like Del Griffin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 21:53:16 2015 No.6196910 >>6196906 laughs*

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 22:20:42 2015 No.6196966 File: 988 KB, 1122x775, broey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wowowowowowowowowowowo! >blaaaaarrrtttt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCr-lsuKuM

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 22:21:43 2015 No.6196967 >>6196455 Only to be replaced by this bacon bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 22:21:57 2015 No.6196968 >>6196966 Joey doesn't say "wowowowowow", he says "woowoowoowoowoo" GOD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 22:25:52 2015 No.6196977 What kind of car does Joey drive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 22:37:30 2015 No.6197003 >>6196966 Well, that was entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 22:39:23 2015 No.6197010 >>6195681 >didn't pronounce "back" as "byyyaaackkk" untrue and homosex

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 23:49:15 2015 No.6197153 >>6196977 1996 Chevy Tahoe

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 23:51:01 2015 No.6197156 >>6196967 I thought it was siracha now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVbXaYKsVkE

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 03:18:59 2015 No.6197525 File: 600 KB, 597x808, Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 11.17.00 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's monday and there's still no review up Has Joey gone off the rails?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 05:01:57 2015 No.6197627 >>6196966 Lol. Sounds like he spewed diarrhea at 6:47. Good thing he remembered his napkins, but by the sounds of things he'll need a towel and a shop vacuum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 05:29:19 2015 No.6197645 >>6197525 >Has Joey gone off the rails? he's just been coasting for a while, people are only waiting for him to finally topple over

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 09:49:40 2015 No.6197940 How greasy do you think his car is? Do you think his seats taste like him? I wanna taste him/it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 09:55:19 2015 No.6197953 >>6197525 That picture looks like it would be from a meet and greet. Why hasn't he done that yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 10:10:40 2015 No.6197997 >>6197953 Might be worth asking during his next Q&A He's talked about going to vidcon so he'd probably do one there

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 14:58:39 2015 No.6198785 File: 212 KB, 431x322, bigleia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this guy suffering from psychosis? There's no way a normal person could do this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 16:02:32 2015 No.6198983 When are we supposed to be getting some vlogs, Broeys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 16:21:21 2015 No.6199019 >>6198983 Yes. He also promised us some cooking videos. I just imagine joey attempting to make a video in his kitchen cooking some dish when he fucks something up and overcooks the food or something. Then just says fuck it and goes to get fast food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 16:24:27 2015 No.6199029 >>6199019 I could see that or I could see Joey taking some pot off the stove, opening the lid and pulling out a Carl's Jr bag

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 16:29:12 2015 No.6199038 >>6198785 I think he just gets really excited when the camera is on, forgets what he's reviewing and just starts rambling and agreeing to everything people ask him.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 22:00:14 2015 No.6200123 >>6199047 >computer, load up celery man

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 22:51:02 2015 No.6200288 >>6197525 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiwNJ0y0SoY "Monday" review, even though he did it on Sunday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 23:36:52 2015 No.6200429 >>6200288 >"Buttery Jack, Buttery Jack, got to try Buttery Jack, Buttery Jack, Buttery Jack, got to try Buttery Jack" I think I just found my new ringtone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 23:40:01 2015 No.6200438 Why are you guys always trying to besmirch this guy's reputation? He's not that bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 01:18:06 2015 No.6200643 >>6200438 Except he's a complete sack of lardshit that needs to be on rehab for his food addiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 01:45:12 2015 No.6200698 >>6200288 If that's his Monday review, then where's his Friday review Face it, the man isn't even on the rails anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 01:48:24 2015 No.6200705 File: 3.04 MB, 640x360, 1421283695159.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we pinpoint the exact video where Joey began doing reviews in his now neutered state? Before the plebs destroyed something beautiful. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 01:48:52 2015 No.6200707 >>6200288 >There's other places to put butter, but we're keeping this PG Can any foodies enlighten me on what he may be referring to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 01:50:56 2015 No.6200709 >>6200705 The Big Mackarel is generally accepted as the last great Joey review, so probably this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTUl9gTX-tM

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 02:34:20 2015 No.6200761 File: 60 KB, 396x396, 1395937273214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6200288 gore-met

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 02:59:08 2015 No.6200783 >>6200707 Anal

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 03:39:39 2015 No.6200836 File: 43 KB, 600x600, pickle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6200288 maybe his insanity/slow crawl to 'subdued joey' is because of dental pain

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 03:46:36 2015 No.6200844 >>6196455 Better than this stupid bacon fad lately.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 03:51:36 2015 No.6200850 >>6191111 say /noey/ to /broeys/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 05:01:05 2015 No.6200899 >>6200844 >bacon >a food that has been around since literally the dawn of time you could have at least said sriracha or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 10:08:59 2015 No.6201289 >>6200836 Holy shit this is his 13th root canal. Why are his teeth rotting out of his head?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 10:33:15 2015 No.6201326 >>6201289 13th? Where'd you get that number? Did he say it in the video, if so I must have missed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 10:35:55 2015 No.6201334 Has Joey ever dropped a food item on the floor while reviewing and then picked it up and kept eating?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 10:44:21 2015 No.6201348 >>6201326 He said it's a baker's dozen in his comments.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 14:24:15 2015 No.6201813 File: 22 KB, 798x193, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6200709 >LadyTrayce in the comments What if he's dating lady trayce? That could explain him not acting himself lately.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 14:34:22 2015 No.6201835 >>6201289 He looks ill.......

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 14:57:30 2015 No.6201897 >>6201813 Wouldn't that be cute? I hope Joey finds a lovely woman to do reviews with in his car. Just not Lady Trayce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 15:06:54 2015 No.6201929 >>6201334 would that turn you on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 17:31:14 2015 No.6202450 File: 10 KB, 208x223, thatguybehindjoey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6192748

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 18:27:37 2015 No.6202586 >>6201334 >Has Joey ever dropped a food item on the floor while reviewing and then picked it up and kept eating? i get the impression joey's hands are dirtier than any floor

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 20:20:33 2015 No.6202838 >tfw Joey's only friend has sold out to shill for Mcdonalds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz1yew8kz5Q

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 21:06:03 2015 No.6202980 >>6202838 If you're going to get mad about something, get mad about the fact that American McDonalds hasn't gotten Joey to do something similar Maybe not McDonalds since Joey has trash talked himself out of that opportunity, but Carl's J maybe

Anonymous Tue Feb 3 21:07:53 2015 No.6202984
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>>6202838
Discovered Ken when he had around 8k subs. More came slowly, but he still had these autistic sound effects whenever he said something he thought was funny and somehow it was likable. Even though I stopped watching him maybe half a year ago, this is not okay. It's not supposed to be like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 23:46:59 2015 No.6203378 >>6191111 I don't want to sound like an asshole but what's the appeal? It's just some fat guy enjoying fast food

Anonymous Tue Feb 3 23:52:20 2015 No.6203391
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NEW VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx76U463EtI

>security guy comes to check on joey
>concerned workers have probably noticed him parked in their lot yelling WOOWOOWOO while talking to a camera about burgers

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 00:18:19 2015 No.6203458 >>6203391 looks like he's active in the comments at this very moment

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 00:25:02 2015 No.6203472 File: 134 KB, 1280x720, 1399884395406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6203391 even tho he's not entirely back to normal he sure is trying and it feels nice. this guy's personality just grows on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 00:26:19 2015 No.6203476 >>6203472 what do you mean "not entirely back to normal?" i haven't been on for the last couple months... what happened? did he finally have that heart attack or try to commit suicide?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 00:28:10 2015 No.6203485 >>6203391 damn joey knows his blue cheeses...

Anonymous Wed Feb 4 00:30:20 2015 No.6203493

>>6203476
he tried to be a serious reviewer and put aside all the things that make him stand out like shouting "woowoowoo" and talking in a lot of different voices and saying "i'm rambling why am i rambling?" etc. but we want him to go back to that and it looks like he's well on his way. so maybe not exactly suicide but close to personality suicide if such a thing exists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 00:43:21 2015 No.6203534 what is it with Joey and quads >>6191111 >>6203333

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 04:44:21 2015 No.6203934 >>6203391 The burger got 3 WOOWOOWOOs. Must be good stuff gangs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 08:20:04 2015 No.6204136 >>6203391 If you're not going to mention any of a meal's faults then don't just give it an 8.5 out of nowhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 08:41:06 2015 No.6204157 Weird quirk but I find watching fat people eat very off putting. Actually not sure how weird that is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 09:26:24 2015 No.6204211 >>6204157 I can watch a fat person eat but an old person with poorly fitted dentures is the worst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 21:35:22 2015 No.6205723 bump for my nigga joe joe

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 21:53:01 2015 No.6205754 >>6191111 lol sorry but I dont watch or support vides not filmed on location near the restaurant

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 22:35:11 2015 No.6205882 File: 90 KB, 711x470, buttaface2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw joey generals have been dead lately

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:00:12 2015 No.6206112 >>6205882 Good. Take your tendies shit too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:18:33 2015 No.6206151 >>6202450 okay co/ck/s, which one of you is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:50:38 2015 No.6206217 >>6205882 wait for the vlogs and the nacho cheese challenge brother

>>	Joey !xi8/JKFwzo Thu Feb 5 00:51:37 2015 No.6206221 >>6205882 Where are the broeys myyyyaaan! Thanks gang! :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:56:57 2015 No.6206232 >>6206221 I want to believe

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 01:00:44 2015 No.6206235 >>6206221 nice dick joey. I didn't know you lived in portugal. https://archive.moe/int/search/tripcode/!xi8%2FJKFwzo/

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 01:07:44 2015 No.6206244 >>6206235 He said that he used a common word for his tripcode but who knows

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 03:32:12 2015 No.6206465 >>6203391 gu..guys? is Joey actually Slim Shady?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 11:59:27 2015 No.6207015 File: 109 KB, 1108x467, heygang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6203391

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 13:50:07 2015 No.6207224 >>6207210 >>6207208 >>6207205 >>6207167 >>6207165 >>6207162 I love this man

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 19:18:16 2015 No.6208024 What is the general consensus on Robert Dyer here? This is the first time I've seen a Joey video, and I think I prefer Bob

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:32:49 2015 No.6208218 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x71Irdt5eA Holy fucking shit. COOKING VIDEO BROEYS! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:36:45 2015 No.6208225 >>6208218 He'll have Giada in no time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:38:10 2015 No.6208228 File: 396 KB, 577x465, Screen Shot 2015-02-05 at 8.37.13 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6208218 Joey using his hands as cutting boards I fucking love it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:38:32 2015 No.6208229 >>6208218 hes going to cut his fucking hands off

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:39:23 2015 No.6208231 >>6208218 this guy has no sense of portioning

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:40:13 2015 No.6208236 >>6208218 >fosters

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:41:38 2015 No.6208243 File: 328 KB, 503x452, img.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Spend the extra money and get some good vanilla

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:41:58 2015 No.6208244 >>6208218 >here ya go gyang, bananis fahsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:43:31 2015 No.6208248 Is that an official Joey shirt I see?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:49:00 2015 No.6208260 >>6208248 Yep Don't know where you can buy them though He does have a zazzle though http://www.zazzle.com/jlh5678

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:53:00 2015 No.6208271 >>6208218 Joey is the type of guy who holds his pencil all wrong, says "diamond dozen", and pulls his pants down all the way to piss. My God.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:01:07 2015 No.6208284 >>6200643 so is 80% of this country. Have you ever left your house? Your a simple case of "don't like what I don't like".

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:02:42 2015 No.6208287 File: 762 KB, 245x150, gandalf beautiful.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6208218 >mfw I suggested cooking videos months ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:24:16 2015 No.6208338 he looked so proud at the end. i am curious to see what people think of his recipe. i have never made bananas foster nor did i have any idea how to make it before i watched his video.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:41:01 2015 No.6208382

>>6208218
Never liked this faggot, but can't really hate him in a setting like this. He wasn't annoying like he is when he eats fast food in his car. Also, the guy is just way too ... nice to hate on too much. Still don't like him, but I feel a little better about him now.

One thing I can't help but ridicule though. WORLD TOUR, c'mon, wtf. He never leaves his god damned home town!

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:52:02 2015 No.6208404

>>6204136
Word. His ratings don't really mean anything to me. He almost never actually criticizes anything. He goes nuts for most things he eats. No surprise there, it's all salty fatty fast food so of course fatboy loves it. It creates a situation though where it's not really about reviewing and critiquing food, rather it's just about watch the fat, loud guy be happy about eating a burger.

I don't mind so much though, I'll watch a vid or two of him here and there in my weeks that pass. But still, it always feels really pointless. Nothing gained.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 22:53:42 2015 No.6208525 >>6208404 Who exactly wants to watch someone review fast food anyway? I just watch because he's weird.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 23:09:03 2015 No.6208544

>>6208404

He does give criticisms of the food. Sometimes he complains about the food for the whole video. But then he gives it a 7 at worst. I think he just feels bad giving the food too bad of a rating. Maybe he might also be looking for endorsements from the chains he reviews.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 23:28:45 2015 No.6208579 >810 calories in a stick of butter >~120 calories in 2 ounces of rum >100 calories in a banana >8(?) ounces of shit vanilla ice cream is 600+ calories Is this a healthy meal for Joey? It does have fruit in it...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 23:36:52 2015 No.6208596 >>6208228 Joey is smart, he's pre-greasing the banana with his hand so it slides down his throat easily in two bites told you guys he was a cook

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 23:42:43 2015 No.6208607 >>6208382 he almost never leaves his car either

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 02:29:31 2015 No.6208853 File: 43 KB, 774x434, burger chalice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6207208 >Someone saved my snapshot WOO WOO WOO

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 02:32:02 2015 No.6208860 File: 225 KB, 967x640, welcome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6208024 He's a cool guy. http://www.decibelmagazine.com/featured/the-ghosts-of-metal-past-of-fate-friendship-and-fast-food/

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 03:50:20 2015 No.6209006 This man is nothing short of disgusting. Why do you keep idolizing him?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 04:17:01 2015 No.6209043 >>6209006 be quiet pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 04:47:40 2015 No.6209095 Did Joey remove the video where he shouted out Luigi Johnson and Teddy Long and the boys from the food and cooking board. I can't seem to find it? Joey why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 04:50:50 2015 No.6209098 >>6207015 The Zen of Joey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 11:03:52 2015 No.6209559 >>6209095 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRTXDlD0wgw

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 14:10:06 2015 No.6209923 >>6209559 >/joey/ and LadyTrace or whatever the fuck her name is shouted out in the same video Wh-what's going on gang?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:19:43 2015 No.6210116 >>6208228 Is this something actual chefs do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:21:01 2015 No.6210118 What will happen to /ck/ when Joey finally dies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 17:39:30 2015 No.6210441 >>6209923 That was kinda before she started being a stupid preachy cunt and tried telling Joey to not do his WOOOOOS

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 17:51:38 2015 No.6210456 >>6208596 underrated comment

Anonymous Fri Feb 6 17:57:24 2015 No.6210463

>feel like watching another food review thing, don't do it often

>decide to search that daym drops guy because I know between him and Joey they're like the two big channels

>watch this piece of shit video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsWTPa9QbUM

Over 60 percent of it is his own advertisements for various events and prizes or some shit, he rates the fucking burger a 2 and goes on to his self-promotion without even batting an eye of being upset he paid for that, or that it didn't satisfy his hunger....

Now I see why Joey is a much better choice for being posted here, this other guy has let "success" go to his head

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 20:01:01 2015 No.6210742 >>6208860 woah what a cool guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 20:06:07 2015 No.6210749 File: 30 KB, 640x360, Thereportoftheweek[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6210463 even joey has sold out by joining team daym and making money off youtube ads. if you ask me there's only one true reviewer left out there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 23:48:20 2015 No.6211244 >>6210749 Reviewbrah is a fuckin' faggot. Him wearing an oversized suit in his Mom's house is lame as shit. Joey has character, originality, actually has a following. Review brah can go fuck off back to 2013. This is Joey's time, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 00:42:08 2015 No.6211347 >>6211244 joey sucks review brother is a brother from a brothel's mother. f4g.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 00:55:29 2015 No.6211379 File: 42 KB, 395x386, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Decide to see if Food Reviewer still exists >Kids still fat but now he's disgusting covered in zits How'd such a cute little fat kid end up so fedoracore?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 00:58:25 2015 No.6211387 >>6210749 I like reviewbrah but lately he's been only reviwing energy drinks. I fucking hate energy drinks.

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:04:11 2015 No.6211401
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>>6211347
>joey sucks

Top kek.

Joey is actually a professional chef and caterer. He was 26k subscribers, reviews a variety of foods, does vlogs, cooking shows, and actually has character.

Reviewbrah is an autistice lame shit who lives with his dad, mainly reviews Energy drinks, only eats two slices of the pizza he ordered, lives in his Mom's house, and has 1000 less subscribers, substantially more Autism, and only got pity views.

He never ventures out either. It's always Pizza, Wings, and Energy drink. Fucker has no soul. You can see complete death in his eyes.

Joey is love, Joey is life.

Leave and never return.

This isn't a review brah thread. It's a Joey thread. Go shill elsewhere, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:05:11 2015 No.6211403 >>6210749 You realize Reviewbrah also makes money of JewTube ads, right? Or are you so fucking dense?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:18:55 2015 No.6211422 >>6211401 As an unbiased person, ReviewBrah at least reviews the food more thoroughly.

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:22:46 2015 No.6211431

>>6211422

He eats one piece, says "THe cheese is present. The flavors meld. The meat is greasy, but not offputting"

Then delves into the madness that is his fickle mind.

Worst reviewer ever. Haven't once learned a single thing from a review of his. I actually go out of my way to avoid the shit this autistic kid reviews.

It's past your bed time, Reviewbrah. Plus, nobody likes you. Kill yourself, shill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:38:23 2015 No.6211472 >>6211431 >THe cheese is present. The flavors meld. The meat is greasy, but not offputting THAT'S CALLED A REVIEW YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID. All Blubber Lord does is fucking fart and give everything he eats a 10 without even describing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:41:01 2015 No.6211483 >>6211431 So.....he actually reviews the food?

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 01:53:09 2015 No.6211518
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>>6211422
You're not unbiased at all you dipshit

You're still going into a food review expecting certain things. Joey is singlehandedly challenging everything people have come to expect from food reviews and you fools are still too blind to see.

This is the height of food reviewing as an art form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 02:02:56 2015 No.6211534

>>6211422
>>6211483

Don't try and reason with Broeys, they don't watch Joey for reviews. They're probably the same people who constantly harass KBD in his comments calling him a thief and a fraud just to stir up shit for laughs. Look how they shit on every other food reviewer out there for obtuse and nonsensical reasons Like Reviewbrah or Daym and build up Joey. He's the one who does a lot more goofing off than actually reviewing food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 02:06:43 2015 No.6211539 >>6211403 He has said before in his vlogs that he doesn't make money from his channel. Notice how you don't get ads when you wach his videos. His mother started the channel for him to help with his speech impediments.

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 04:31:52 2015 No.6211795
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>>6211518
>Joey is singlehandedly challenging everything people have come to expect from food reviews and you fools are still too blind to see.
Fucking this. All of the greats were highly divisive if not ridiculed in their time as a result of how they pushed the boundaries in their respective mediums. Just look at the unwashed pleb masses commenting on the Monkey Style review - what is arguably Joey's magnum opus. Absolutely disgusting. The World Tour really is some next level experimental shit that I'm not surprised most people just "don't get." I'm just afraid the world won't recognize Joey's genius before he slips into his inevitable diabetic coma. ;_;

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 06:48:26 2015 No.6211972

>>6211379
Shit, I thought I was the only one who still remembered him.

It really sucks dick his old videos got deleted, since they held the greatest unintentional humor ever.

>that orange soda where you couldn't hear anything because he had Green Day completely muffling him.

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 12:16:50 2015 No.6212427

>>6211795
People are always asking if Joey has lost it or if he has gone off the rails, but if you ask me, everyone else is in a constant state of lunacy and despair while Joey remains the one single shining beacon of lucidity in this confusing world of ours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 14:07:01 2015 No.6212631 >>6211795 >>6211518 This, which is why it's a shame Joey's reviews have been so much more conventional lately, because he's been so boundary pushing in the past. I hope LadyTrayce is happy knowing she killed the Captain Beefheart of food reviews

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 14:25:33 2015 No.6212667 >>6211795 Truer words. We didn't miss John Candy, Bill Hicks or Chris Farley until after they were gone. Let's not take Joey for granted. WooWooWoo Broeys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 18:50:42 2015 No.6213431 >>6211972 Shame his new stuff is fucking terrible >Uses "moist" to describe everything >Continues to eat things he says are terrible

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:45:41 2015 No.6213608 >>6210463 The problem with Daym is he is super annoyingly niggerish, how do people stand him?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:49:24 2015 No.6213617 >>6213608 >Why do you care?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 11:08:31 2015 No.6215180 Has anyone tried making Joey's Banana Fosters yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 11:14:18 2015 No.6215189 >>6215180 I actually want to but I've never flambéed anything. I'm seriously afraid of burning down my apartment or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 12:32:51 2015 No.6215350 >>6195681 >Still reviewing food when he needs a root canal Joey truely suffers for his art. If only more men were like him in their determination to please, entertain and love others.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 15:28:30 2015 No.6215858 >>6213608 His viewers are other niggers with stolen computers/phones/tablets

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 15:32:00 2015 No.6215868 File: 110 KB, 255x294, Screen Shot 2014-12-01 at 10.36.38 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit Reviewbrah and Joey are friends and Reviewbrah admits Joey is superior >>6215842 We did it gang

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 15:34:04 2015 No.6215874 >>6213608 >spewing racist bullshit gtfo

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 18:06:19 2015 No.6216327 File: 42 KB, 627x461, tell me about your childhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6215874 Piss off redditor scum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 18:39:56 2015 No.6216448 I can't believe you fuckers waste your time watching a fatass eat fast food and say "woooo"

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:02:05 2015 No.6216831 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T22ULcyuDRY New video, gang!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:09:26 2015 No.6216848 >>6216831 I love Joey, but that was bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:20:04 2015 No.6216886 >>6208218 the mark of a professional chef: able to move and act with the perceived quality of extreme carelessness and imprecision when in reality he maintains complete and extremely accurate control over his actions and the entire kitchen

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:20:16 2015 No.6216888 >>6216831 He looks like a scat fetishist in this video

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:23:26 2015 No.6216898 >>6216831 joey does tendies

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:27:59 2015 No.6216907 >>6209559 >broeys holy shit it's real omg omg >that embarrassed laugh I LOVE YOU MYYYAAAAN

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:32:56 2015 No.6216921 >>6210463 >that calorie drop down I blame Ken for this. Joey better not start doing this too. but yeah that was fucking bad. Dude had one good review that went viral and then it went to his fucking head.

Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:35:19 2015 No.6216926
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>>6211244

>mfw broeys always win and Repfag of the Reviewbrah (aka literally Who?) of the weekly report or whatever the balls he calls his pathetic excuse of a channel will always be at the bottom of the power gap

B R O E Y S

A L W A Y S

P R O S P E R

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:37:25 2015 No.6216933 >>6216831 fucking faggot is boring as hell now

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:45:56 2015 No.6216967 >>6211431 >>6211401 Oh lord I feel like someone copied my old posts! Glad to see that there's still one Broey out there fighting the fight against the retarded self-promoting autist Fuck-boy that is ReviewFag (aka Who?)

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 21:51:41 2015 No.6216983 >>6216967 He's literally on /ck/ right now. >>6215939

Anonymous Sun Feb 8 22:11:27 2015 No.6217057

>>6216926
You ever take a step back and realize how much of a pathetically disgusting animal you are? Some sad lonely autist fighting other equally sad losers over minuscule scraps of tribal "recognition" within a small niche group of people who make and watch low quality youtube videos centered around analyzing $3 fast food items. Is that what you want to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 22:17:14 2015 No.6217078 >>6217057 This guy doesn't swing gang.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 22:24:30 2015 No.6217108 >>6217057 >is that what you want to be? i've transcended my own ego and no longer care about such trivial things embrace eternity, goyim

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 22:25:34 2015 No.6217114 File: 46 KB, 333x500, DBZ9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a little snack to throw down your throat until you pull back into the KFC drive thru and order a meal

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 22:25:52 2015 No.6217116 >>6195681 >gourmet bun

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 22:27:42 2015 No.6217123 >>6217108 >goyim anti-semite. the jewish people will never allow the holocaust to happen another six billion times. never forget the six septrillion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 22:36:56 2015 No.6217157 File: 55 KB, 426x400, joeyca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6217108 oh shit, you done put the wrong kind of mushrooms on your pizza one night

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 22:38:26 2015 No.6217168 File: 42 KB, 792x600, 10952362_992478140780285_7721438055957974279_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6217114 >going through the drive through twice It takes a certain kind of ambition to be sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 23:54:57 2015 No.6217375 >>6216831 It's like joey wants us to hate him. On a side note: those nuggies look good. Might get some tomorrow.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 00:42:56 2015 No.6217466
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>>6216831
>people still like this guy after he puts out shitty videos like this
There is only one true patrician reviewer left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8koiz6N-Q

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:05:42 2015 No.6217512

>>6217466
Remind me how this is patrician again?

He's just a cretin doing food reviews the way they've always been done, he's not a game-changer like Joey was.

If you want patrician check this guy out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vxbgKC2Vho
He's influenced by Joey so you know he's good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:15:02 2015 No.6217526 >>6216831 it's obvious there is a guy with title cards outside his car feeding him the lines

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:21:26 2015 No.6217533 File: 25 KB, 292x227, chenchen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one of you made this? http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:02:24 2015 No.6217701

>>6217168
In many of Joey's older videos when something was really good he'd say that he's going to go back and go through the drive through again to get seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsOVaRV_B_E&t=5m10s

The diet/reduced portions is definitely what's hurting Joey's mood and his videos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:07:01 2015 No.6217708 >>6217466 Robert Dye is so... I can't quite put it into words, he's erratic and always makes me feel uneasy and uncomfortable with his staring and odd pauses when he talks and... Jesus, there is just a world of wrong about this guy's food reviews.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:20:52 2015 No.6218248 The only reason why i am still following this guy is hoping that he gets an heartattack on video.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:23:03 2015 No.6218253 >>6217708 He fucking said he had debates with "Europeans" in his comment sections on whether or not Hershey's chocolate was "one of the greats".

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:14:30 2015 No.6218555

>>6211972
The Food Reviewer was on some next level shit for a while there

Like he'd be on skype with his friends during the review and you know he'd stop the review for 10 seconds at a time to reply to his friends, it was great.

Imagine if Thefoodreviewer and Joey actually tried to start innovating again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:42:44 2015 No.6218593 File: 264 KB, 450x600, 1339444322892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6217512 for real?...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:54:30 2015 No.6218619 >>6216831 "if you're a big guy or normal person" does joey bainpost?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:31:40 2015 No.6219958 bump4joe

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:34:48 2015 No.6220630

>>6216831
>If you're a big guy or you're just a normal person you're not gonna, you know... this is just a snack

That's a huge container packed full of fried chicken man, looks like the equivalent of a few chicken breasts. Unless the chicken doesn't go all the way down the container, in which case I guess I understand. Still though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:46:34 2015 No.6220706 he seems extremely upset and is about to cry in his videos... why is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 14:00:10 2015 No.6221590 >>6218248 Joey would have to start live-streaming for that to happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 21:11:28 2015 No.6222741 File: 1.36 MB, 1428x809, Screen Shot 2014-12-04 at 12.03.57 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys think we're gonna get a good review tonight, gang?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 21:59:40 2015 No.6222894 >>6222741 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 22:57:54 2015 No.6223004 File: 666 KB, 817x708, next level.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A classic while we wait https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM8kH_AQCSg

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 23:16:10 2015 No.6223034 File: 17 KB, 229x230, doesnt swing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6223004 plz no chorizo

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 23:19:51 2015 No.6223036 >>6218619 This hat would seem to suggest that Joey is a baneposter >>6222741

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 23:24:17 2015 No.6223047 >>6223004 This is some good shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 23:33:27 2015 No.6223063 I really hope we get a sexy Valentine's Day cooking video if not today then Friday Joey pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 23:48:44 2015 No.6223082 Are these threads some sort of unfunny, convoluted irony or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 00:30:25 2015 No.6223163 File: 86 KB, 970x666, 1423611127884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6208596 Lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 00:38:29 2015 No.6223176 File: 454 KB, 845x457, Screen Shot 2015-02-11 at 12.37.59 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wednesday review is up, Broeys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOGj6gbbM3s

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 00:40:43 2015 No.6223181 File: 987 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2015-02-10-21-38-21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6223176 You beat me to it you must follow joey on Twitter

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 00:45:20 2015 No.6223186 >>6223181 Nah, I just happened to check his youtube at the right time Anyways, that was a total downer. His ratings come out of nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 00:50:34 2015 No.6223195 >>6223186 I'm surprised cunt face ladytrace hasn't popped in yet to congratulate joey on how subdued and unlike himself he was acting in the video

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 00:59:26 2015 No.6223216 >>6223195 Why do you Joey shoots all his videos from the waist up

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 01:00:41 2015 No.6223220 >>6223176 Boring as fuck review, m8s. No wooos to be seen, constantly forgetting and repeating info. Vlogs when, gang?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 01:08:56 2015 No.6223241 File: 39 KB, 499x449, t12147_Mexicans-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6223216 Wait what? Do you think im joey

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 01:08:59 2015 No.6223242 >>6223176 it looked like he was crying again. he wants somebody to secretly give him a valentine cupcake so bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 01:42:06 2015 No.6223315 >>6223176 I wonder if it's really peer pressure or if Joe is depressed. Seeing him so out of it is saddening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 01:54:40 2015 No.6223338 >>6223176 Has Joey lost it? At 5:12 he nearly invitew us to check out his twat. Is Joey a transexual? Does this mean he supports LGBT, in addition to BLT? Please respond.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 18:21:43 2015 No.6224856 don't die on me /broey/

Anonymous Wed Feb 11 18:52:18 2015 No.6224917

>>6211401
Watch me destroy joey’s whole career.

>professional chef and caterer
Mixing up bananas, ice cream and rum does not make him a chef. If he prepared my food I would send it back and have it made by a new chef in fear that he cut himself and bled into my food.

>26k subs, variety, does vlogs, cooking shows, has character

reviewbrah has all those things except a cooking show, but he probably can’t cook either so there wouldn’t be a point to it anyway.

>lives with dad and mum,
he’s a lot younger than Joey though, and he’s still in school.

>substantially more autism
Even though they both possibly have a form of autism, Joey’s autism makes him unbearable to watch sometimes. All that whooping he does is the definition of autism.

>eating 2 slices of pizza
yes, because the 2 whole pizzas joey eats are much better

>never ventures out
neither does joey. It’s all shit thats an hour away from his house. If anyone ventures out it would be KBD because he actually eats stuff thats not fast food.

get out Joey

Anonymous Wed Feb 11 18:56:34 2015 No.6224925

>>6224917
Ken Domik is the most banal, boring and cringeworthy Youtuber there is. I can't think of a better epitomy of the terribly cliche social media interaction than him. It's unwatchably predictable and boring.

Reviewbrah and Joey have flare, drama and controversy. KBD is the most sterile man on Youtube

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 19:04:35 2015 No.6224947 >>6224925 My friend likes Ken. I showed him Ken, Joey and reviewbrah. He likes Ken the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 19:46:46 2015 No.6225037 >>6223004 jesus wept

Anonymous Wed Feb 11 20:51:51 2015 No.6225187

>>6224925
>most sterile man on youtube

Not true. He gets a lot of shit about being a damn Jew who writes everything off on his taxes including but not limited to:
Everything he eats, gas he uses, Expensive bicycles and parts for said bicycles, all of the donations to his local food bank, plane tickets, ect. ect. Why do think he is so anal about getting receipts for everything? The man is making a killing on jewtube money and tax write offs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 21:04:17 2015 No.6225218 File: 164 KB, 600x450, wiwsmif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6225187 >mfw I'm paying for his shitty show with all those tax write offs

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 21:11:55 2015 No.6225240 >>6225187 That's pretty shitty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 21:19:51 2015 No.6225258 File: 76 KB, 600x583, 1418021946068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] even Daym is better than Joey now

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:15:23 2015 No.6225634 >>6225240 Yup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 10:52:49 2015 No.6226942 >>6217701 I honestly think this is it How excited can someone get about food if they're thinking about nothing but how little of it they can eat? This diet will kill Joey before obesity does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 16:54:33 2015 No.6227852 File: 69 KB, 306x331, 1399217155261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >visit /ck/ for the first time today >mfw this thread I-I just wanted to find some baking recipes. Is this the Chris-Chan of /ck/ or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 17:45:02 2015 No.6227967 >>6227852 Joey is a professional chef, an upstanding member of his community, and enjoys volunteering and helping his elderly mother. He even spends his own money to bring her home Chicken McWraps. He is the furthest thing from Chris-Chan there is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 17:58:06 2015 No.6227990 >>6227852 >Chris-Chan Thank you for the entertainment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 18:03:42 2015 No.6228007 >>6227967 Every board has their lolcow /v/ has Chris Chan /k/ has jace /cgl/ has pixiteri /ck/ has Joey

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 18:04:38 2015 No.6228010 >>6228007 >jace Errytiem. Did that kid ever get back from Israel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 18:06:04 2015 No.6228013 The focus is on the box behind him...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 18:16:12 2015 No.6228040 File: 13 KB, 426x364, 1346304022648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6223004 jesus fucking christ this is the first time i've been to /ck/ in years and i've only been here five minutes wshat the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 18:36:36 2015 No.6228095 What ever happened to that plan of getting a bunch of west coast Broeys together and hiring Joey for a night?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 18:37:48 2015 No.6228097 >>6223004 >I can taste the spices in this >BRUUUUH BLEHHCHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 18:43:00 2015 No.6228110 >>6223241 Why do you think Joey shoots all his videos from the waist up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 20:16:29 2015 No.6228277 File: 67 KB, 536x534, Joey five guys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZckt_Asy1o Friday review is up, Broeys!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 20:26:50 2015 No.6228290 >>6228277 Really inconsistent energy levels but at least he didn't sleep through it like most of his videos lately

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 20:44:11 2015 No.6228324 >>6228277 What is this abomination he is reviewing? Is this shit real?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 21:03:44 2015 No.6228364 >>6228324 Flyover pls go

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 22:09:51 2015 No.6228529 >>6228007 Woo woo woo! You know it broey!

Anonymous Fri Feb 13 00:31:56 2015 No.6228836
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Okay, it has now become clear to anyone paying attention that Joey is incapable of returning to greatness on his own.

Therefore we must spam the comments of all of his videos with nacho cheese challenge stuff. He's far too depressed to motivate himself to do it, so we have to make a splash. Operation Woo was a wild success and this could be too.

WOOWOOWOOWOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 00:38:49 2015 No.6228847 File: 92 KB, 780x547, M4m_0dde9d_67014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6228836 >operation get Joey back on rails >get Joey back on rails >Joey back on rails >Joey on rails >jo on rails

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 02:43:14 2015 No.6229029 Does he still do food challenges? Those were the funniest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 02:44:52 2015 No.6229031 >>6228836 WOOOWOOOOOOWOOOWOWOOOOOOWOOOWOOWWOOOOOOOOOWOOOWOWOOOWOOWOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 02:46:19 2015 No.6229033 >>6228847 It's perfectly good we just got too much!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 11:36:10 2015 No.6229618 >>6228277 >Five Guys Burgers and Fries >Hot Dog Huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 11:40:59 2015 No.6229622 >>6228847 That's... amazing

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 11:42:22 2015 No.6229624 >>6228847 What if I didn't want the touching, but DID want to stomp around like a monster and eat imitation crab meat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 11:48:14 2015 No.6229632 >>6228836 Stop with this nacho cheese shit. Let him do his reviews on what he wants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 11:49:14 2015 No.6229634 >>6228290 He said he had a tooth removed and had stitches. I admire his dedication to the job after oral surgery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 14:47:49 2015 No.6230041 File: 251 KB, 402x460, joey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6229634

Anonymous Fri Feb 13 14:57:23 2015 No.6230076
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>>6229634
This, Joey's downfall has really been because of a perfect storm of factors

>Weight watchers
>His truck breaking down
>His tooth getting all fucked up
>Other various health scares
>#KillJoey
>Discovering /broey/
>No Giada De Laurentiis gf
>Depression and still living with his mom
>plebs like LadyTrayce coming in and telling him he'll somehow be more popular if he throws away everything that makes him unique
>his best friend in the world selling out to his most hated fast food joint

and that's just the stuff we know about

At least he has his family and the new Star Wars movie to keep him going. I pray he finds a way through this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 14:59:23 2015 No.6230086 >>6230041 wtf is wrong with his tongue?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 15:17:27 2015 No.6230144 >>6230086 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrotal_tongue

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 16:44:43 2015 No.6230430 >>6230086 Fissured tongue. I don't think it means anything. Some people just have them, healthy or otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 16:50:23 2015 No.6230442 >>6229634 Someone mentioned being able to see blood in his mouth. And he also starts tonguing his stitches. I remember doing that after getting the wisdom teeth removed thinking maybe they'll dissolve faster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 22:25:37 2015 No.6231216 >>6230076 Joey's life is like a greek tragedy

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