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How do you deal with coffee-induced shitting sprees ?
I need my daily caffeine dose to study at night, but those laxative effects are getting quite counterproductive.

>> No.6184348

Tea

>> No.6184349

>>6184345
I've never had any effects from coffee.
Not a caffeine boost nor the dreaded coffee shits. Nothing.
Yet I continue to drink it every morning at work, black with a pinch of salt.

am i a god or am i dead inside?

>> No.6184553

>>6184345
Drink tea, it has a mellower caffeine curve in my experience, and it'll make you have (probably just one) satisfying solid shit instead of many repeated ass explosions.

also there's a greater variety of tastes available, which is nice if you're into that sort of thing.

>>6184349
you have transcended your frail human form.

>> No.6184558

>>6184345
I have the same issue, but only if I drink it on an empty stomach. Try eating something with the coffee. Pastries are always a nice choice.

>> No.6184562

>>6184345
I don't have to deal with them at all, how much coffee are you drinking?

>> No.6184574

only time i get coffee shits is when i use a 6-cup moka pot to fill a regular mug.

just how much coffee are you drinking?

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6184584

>>6184345
>implying coffee makes me shit anymore

Cigarettes and alcohol, my friend.

Your anus will become a Cash song

>> No.6184593

Caffeine pills are cheaper, give a more precise dose (No jitters or crash), and for me at least- no shits. Fucking life changer, I wish I had them when I was a student.

They will be in your box store's headache medicine aisle.

>> No.6184596

>>6184593
Oh yeah and way less diuretic effect, no shitty coffee breath. It's great.

>> No.6184601

I wish I had that problem with coffee. dat chronic constipation since junior high

>> No.6184609

drink tea

>> No.6184619

>>6184574
>>6184562
About 4-5 cups per day, 7+ if I need some extra work time
>>6184593
Sounds pretty nice, I'll look into it, thanks !

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6185125

>>6184619
Look man, I drink a lot of coffee, I get it, but you shouldn't be drinking seven cups a day. That's an absurd amount. Bring yourself down to 1-3 cups a day and you'll stop shitting your own ass.

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6185246

>>6185125
B-but sleeping sucks

>> No.6185256

>>6184345
stop drinking coffee and sleep more, eat fruit/easily digestible carbs and avoid fatty food

drinking coffee is counter-productive, because your baseline energy is now dependent on caffeine instead of food and sleep

>>6185246
>i have a problem
>here's a solution
>BUT I DON'T WANNA
grow up

>> No.6185301

you don't need coffee. If you need energy in the evening, take a multivitamin. It will rev up your metabolism. Also eat less fat and more carbs.

>> No.6185306

>>6185246
VOO-LOH-MEH

>> No.6185333

My advice? Get used to coffee.

I drink about 2-4 pots a day of very strong black coffee, along with lots of mexican food(I live near the border) so most of it is really spicy and greasy.

No problems. No heartburn no shits. Just a good buzz from caffeine and spices.

>> No.6185353

>>6184593
I used to steal caffeine pills when I was like 19. They gave me horrible shits.

Lost weight, tho.