[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 213 KB, 640x427, 8734014694_d8d224739a_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6182078 No.6182078 [Reply] [Original]

Give me your worst

>> No.6182108

>>6182078
Fuck you, peanut butter and pickles are delicious.

>> No.6182127
File: 46 KB, 331x587, IMAG1328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6182127

>>6182078
Dinner for my roomie one night. I can't remember if he put peanut butter on it or not. Gross.

>> No.6182133
File: 98 KB, 956x539, IMAG1318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6182133

>>6182078
>>6182127
Another example of a delicious dinner for my autistic room mate. Disgusting.

>> No.6182196

>>6182108
This.
Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are GOAT. Especially grilled. And if you want extra deliciousness, add a slice of sharp cheddar when you grill it.

>> No.6182219

>>6182133
>Takes pictures of his roommate to post on 4chan
>Calling anybody autistic

>> No.6182220

>>6182133
What are those? Onions?

>> No.6182230

..

>> No.6182239

>>6182220
Potatoes. No skin.

>> No.6182316

>>6182219
they clearly live in some kind of group home together.

>> No.6182504
File: 94 KB, 300x199, 0000059-teflon-and-non-stick-cookware-dangers-scratched-pan-300w[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6182504

>> No.6183067

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wAsIs76MaI

>> No.6183523
File: 1.57 MB, 2000x1500, spagoodles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6183523

>>6182078
you asked for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>> No.6183533

>>6183067
I actually like her voice and accent. I wonder what she'd look like skinny.

>> No.6183571

>>6182504
>triggered

>> No.6183573

>>6183067
i just dont get why she had to use the canned tuna water instead of regular water ;-;

>> No.6183581

>>6182196
wow cheese -is- the perfect addition to a PBP

>> No.6183632
File: 85 KB, 800x600, Meat_feast_parmo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6183632

meanwhile in UK

>> No.6183641

>>6183632
i'm high and i would eat the fuck out of that right now

>> No.6183650

>>6183632
That's disgusting

>> No.6183659

>>6183650
stfu faggot

>> No.6183671

>>6183523
Holy shit that was hard to watch. I bet his mom did his dirty dishes...

>> No.6183675

>>6183632
english confirmed for masters of drunken munchies

>> No.6183725

>>6183523
>/r9k/posters.avi

>> No.6183749
File: 65 KB, 465x767, kostelijke-parky-11[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6183749

>> No.6183787

>>6183632
>lack of salt on those fries
almost had me

>> No.6183894
File: 512 KB, 1024x768, GuaranteedReplies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6183894

>>6182078

>> No.6183899

>>6183632
>that single pepperoni sitting by itself

>> No.6183902

>>6183894
bruh what the fuck is in that rice

>> No.6183909
File: 83 KB, 639x538, 1362426800955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6183909

>>6183894
>look at filename
>"T-the food. They're touching."
>Cookies touching the ketchup
>the rice touching the ketchup and canned chili with beans

I may be poor, but that is just fucking pathetic.

>> No.6184100
File: 134 KB, 887x668, 1342217028528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184100

>> No.6184101

>>6183523
imagine the person filmings willpower, not intervening. thats impressive.

>> No.6184102
File: 136 KB, 887x667, 1342217077917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184102

>> No.6184106
File: 134 KB, 887x667, 1342217126255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184106

>> No.6184107
File: 134 KB, 888x668, 1342217164425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184107

>> No.6184108

>>6184106
pls stop

>> No.6184110
File: 25 KB, 403x403, burgers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184110

>> No.6184111
File: 196 KB, 1280x960, 1411764926734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184111

>> No.6184115
File: 106 KB, 800x600, img_60291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184115

>> No.6184122

>>6184115
Delicious relief from the pus boil burgers

Love mint chip

>> No.6184132

>>6184100
>>6184102
>>6184106
>>6184107
>Niggers

>> No.6184135
File: 104 KB, 625x467, 1411913016880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184135

>> No.6184155

>>6184135
what the FUCK IS THIS?

>> No.6184163
File: 50 KB, 399x300, cows[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184163

>>6184155
>tfw bacne

>> No.6184164

>>6184163
i think i'll have to vomit a bit. brb

>> No.6184194

>>6184163
That's a side of pork, champ.

>> No.6184202

>>6184155
it's gravy

>> No.6184210
File: 460 KB, 1600x1200, worst meal ever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184210

>> No.6184213
File: 157 KB, 1023x771, 16079970_4672_1024x2000[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184213

>>6184194
DON'T TELL ME I CAN'T BE A SIDE OF PORK JUST BECAUSE I'M A COW YOU TRANSPHOBIC UPRIGHT SCUM

>> No.6184217

>>6184210
my god.

>> No.6184221
File: 1.39 MB, 2560x1920, 2012-12-31 20.29.03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184221

I tried to make a roast. This what I've got.
It was actually really tasty, but it looks like fucking shit.

>> No.6184233

>>6184221

1st world problems eh? faggot

>> No.6184243

>>6184221
it looks fine you're just insecure
>caramelized bits
>delicious roasted fat sheen

>> No.6184248

>>6184221
The only problem with that is the plate, it makes the roast look disgusting.

>> No.6184254
File: 488 KB, 500x250, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184254

>>6183523
>mfw americans wash onions

>> No.6184255

>>6184210
nice job finland

>> No.6184273

>>6184111
ugh, the elementary school i went to served hamburgers that looked like this, and cheap hot dogs that looked like mortadella. even a mcdonalds cheeseburger was infinitely better than those.

>> No.6184296

>>6183523

DYAAAAHHHGHH

>> No.6184298

>>6182133
That used to be my go-to dish when I was 11

>> No.6184299
File: 185 KB, 1024x768, 1382280236896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184299

>> No.6184307

>>6184299
food and tech gore combined

>> No.6184317

>>6183067
Oh god. People actually watch this.

>> No.6184327

>>6184254
that's what you got out of that shitty video?

>> No.6184330

>>6183894
that guy was a total bro

>> No.6184356

>>6184110

Oh god why.

>> No.6184363

>>6182127
for whatever it's worth, people who put margarine on peanut butter sandwiches usually do so out of habit. When you're poor, it's a way to stretch out your peanut butter use.

>> No.6184370
File: 37 KB, 500x667, 14124841113042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184370

>> No.6184374

>>6184110
>>6184111
beef so greasy it has acne

>> No.6184390

>>6183067
She wouldn't be bad looking if she lost a few pounds.
>>6183573
It gives more flavor.

>> No.6184491
File: 1.57 MB, 580x433, trash.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184491

>>6184390
>She wouldn't be bad looking if she lost a few pounds.

>> No.6184508
File: 78 KB, 600x600, seriously_creepy_640_11[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184508

>>6184390
>She wouldn't be bad looking if she lost a few pounds.

>> No.6184510

>>6182078
Did you piss on it?

>> No.6184517

>>6183523
>occasionally makes a half-assed little spongebob laugh
Every time

>> No.6184518
File: 546 KB, 798x1024, 6a00d83451ccbc69e20168e848162a970c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184518

>>6182078

>> No.6184586

>>6184111
damn, nigga. we aren't supposed to eat the moon.

>> No.6184628

>>6183899
egg, probably

>> No.6184630
File: 114 KB, 202x233, 1357369831834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184630

>>6184110
>>6184111
what the fuck does one have to do to get this outcome

>> No.6184634

>>6184630

1) buy the shittiest quality (e.g. pink slime grade) pre-made hamburger patties
2) Cook them on low heat

>> No.6184643

>>6184518
I'd eat this and then send in that coupon so I could own that decorative fish mold for just $1.00.

>> No.6184656

>>6182239
So he made some thick cut baked potato chips? I probably wouldn't eat just that for dinner, but I think you're the austic one in this scenario

>> No.6184670

>>6184643
Its always fun to try and send in coupons from old ads like this. Ive actually gotten a few of the old items sent to me. Makes you wonder how they keep this stuff stored in some random warehouse, with it being someones job to wait on a random coupon coming in.

>> No.6184773

>>6182133

Are those potatoes? I see nothing wrong with this, except that he removed the delicious skins. I usually chunk my potatoes, but whatever.

>>6184210

Fuck, vomiting now.

>>6184299

>mac

What is the problem here? I'm not seeing it.

>>6184518

The 1950's give me nightmares.

>> No.6184782

>>6184773
>I see nothing wrong with this

Really? You don't see the lack of seasoning? The lack of oil for a crispy finish?

>>What is the problem here? I'm not seeing it.
What kind of disgusting slob uses their laptop like a goddamn plate?

>> No.6184810

>>6182078
Looks like my shit after eating a bunch of cashews

>> No.6184811

>housemate makes ramen
>adds refabricated deli meat "turkey"
>adds both sriracha and ketchup

>>6184782

The potatoes are meh but it's more like baked potato slices. It's not horrible. You're going on like it's terrible, and it's bad cooking but not horrifically bad.

Personally, I coat mine in oil and either black pepper and rosemary or paprika.

A plate is a valid use for a mac.

>> No.6184821
File: 1.57 MB, 320x240, disgusting-judge-alvin-o.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184821

>>6184210

>> No.6184876
File: 393 KB, 500x236, 1403994823251.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184876

>>6183902
my guess would be...

>> No.6184887
File: 108 KB, 720x540, 1417687713351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184887

>>6184518
i see those fucking molds all the time at thrift stores

>> No.6184906

>>6183523
is washing onions thing in usa?

>> No.6184989
File: 476 KB, 625x903, ughbluuuuarrgh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6184989

>>6184518
I don't know what was wrong with people back then.

>> No.6185005
File: 104 KB, 500x430, 1378760625282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185005

>>6183523

>> No.6185013
File: 29 KB, 302x315, 1390808222704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185013

>>6184370

>> No.6185019

>>6184107
this dude has a floor made of rice

>> No.6185046
File: 29 KB, 302x315, 1422472794796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185046

>>6185013

>> No.6185054
File: 19 KB, 261x377, child-crying-obama-cancels-visit-for-football-team.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185054

>>6184111
What the fuck is that shit?
Looks like someone carved up Danny Trejo and put he cheek in a sandwich.

>> No.6185066
File: 102 KB, 608x810, donotwant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185066

>> No.6185069
File: 306 KB, 1920x1440, haggis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185069

>> No.6185072
File: 417 KB, 1280x960, tripe_soup_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185072

>> No.6185074
File: 436 KB, 1681x1725, lamb_brain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185074

>> No.6185101
File: 142 KB, 4500x4334, 1421776737826.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185101

>>6184213

>> No.6185121
File: 83 KB, 620x349, veal pope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185121

>>6184213

>> No.6185126
File: 96 KB, 226x219, 1421881126684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185126

>>6184299
stop triggering me

>> No.6185378
File: 591 KB, 1200x800, 356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185378

>> No.6185382
File: 15 KB, 300x266, 1864151_com_ladylaugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185382

>>6184370
i'm fucking dying

>> No.6185387
File: 173 KB, 1920x1080, 2xp36SB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185387

>> No.6185414
File: 202 KB, 640x427, izLKk7A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185414

>> No.6185433

>>6185414
jellybeans should be raw

>> No.6185484

>>6184518
do you think they'd send me one if i printed the coupon and mailed it

>> No.6185504

>>6184155
Pus, it's quite common at the butchers, as there aren't really ways to prevent it and forsee it.

>> No.6185550
File: 1.33 MB, 3264x1952, sandwich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6185550

>> No.6185965

>>6184110

mmmm dats the catsmeat. scrape that off and put it on toast

>no seriously its called catsmeat

>> No.6185968

>>6184155

the reason prime rib is $9/lb

>you lose a lot of it to infected pus from damaged cows

>> No.6186065

>>6185968
Didn't need to know that, ever. Is it true?

>> No.6186081

>>6184370
that's not gross

>> No.6186092

>>6184518
Someone needs to make this and post results

>> No.6186094
File: 36 KB, 480x640, 1413504180826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6186094

>>6184518
>tuna mold

Because I'm going to go to a cocktail party where they serve tuna.

That's like going to a steak house and ordering a hamburger.

>> No.6186099

>>6184370
now thats just silly

>> No.6186145

>>6185414

>cooking the jelly beans

>> No.6186147

>>6183632
ya thats the best lookin thing in the thread. How much that cost ?

>> No.6186148
File: 206 KB, 468x319, Pokemon3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6186148

>>6184518

Reminds me of pic related

>> No.6186177

>>6184101
it's definitely his older brother who films these vids, and i think it's like intentional

>> No.6186213

>>6185074

doesn't look like brain

>> No.6186220

>>6185074

>The Rocher is a twist on a classic Roman dish, coda alla vaccinara (a braised oxtail dish), here resembling a truffle and covered in cocoa and pine nuts. I was never a fan of coda alla vaccinara, but the Rocher almost made me change my mind.

sounds great

>> No.6186228
File: 59 KB, 720x346, 1422501028191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6186228

>> No.6186243

>>6184370
>what's wrong with eggs and chile sauce in a breakfast tac-
oh

>> No.6186248

>>6186228
why?

>> No.6186254
File: 2.14 MB, 3264x2448, IMG-1422425463183-V.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6186254

Dinner for one last night. I constructed 2 McGangbangs and it was glorious

>> No.6186258

>>6184210
wtf is on the hot dogs

>> No.6186259
File: 839 KB, 625x775, enhanced-28106-1392326926-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6186259

>>6184989

>> No.6186263
File: 52 KB, 500x386, 1412988410726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6186263

>>6183523
>Recipe:
>0:17
>Sea weed buns
>Imitation crab-p meet patti
>ChEEse
>Sea KETCHAP
>EHEHE
>Sea MUNstard
>sea letase
>TO-MATE-OH
>sea pik-ales
>sea onion
>two tea spoon chomped spalle... choped celery?
>EHHH
>two teaspoons chopped onione
>4 3 6 tablespoons.... veched vechtable oil >GAHA
>one teaspoons thime to... two eggs
>one alby fronenen....... GAHAHA

mein sides

>> No.6186273

>>6186148
When I was a kid I always thought whatever that was would be fish like fish and chips. Now I know it's delicious anko filled taiyaki

>> No.6186289

>>6186254
Bluebell Masterrace.

If you haven't tried the Marbled Cream Cheese Brownie flavor, you got to get it, it's crazy.

>> No.6186295

>>6186259
the 50s were dark dark times.

>> No.6186300

>>6186295
Kids were probably less spoiled if they were willing to eat that.

>> No.6186350

>>6184273
school food makes dog food look like gourmet five star shit

>> No.6186352

>>6183632
drunk/10 looks decidedly tasty

would add vinegar for some tang

>> No.6186374

>>6185069
>>6185072
>>6185074
>filenames
Fuck you, that looks like shit i actually WANT to try

>> No.6186382

>>6183523
>that goddamn voice
i lost at the fucking first second

>> No.6186387

>>6185054
my sides

>>6185005
faggot

>>6185378
his fucking face

>>6186254
Not calling them McClusterfucks

>> No.6186397
File: 23 KB, 440x330, nomnom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6186397

Slop slop slop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBvatwg47-0

>> No.6186430

>>6186289
Thanks I'll try it. Blue Bell never done me wrong

>> No.6186471

>>6184111
It's the walls from Doom. That thing is screaming, look at it.

>> No.6186479

>>6183523
>play the video
>the voice
>stop the video
I'll never be able to watch that. I just can't do it.

>> No.6186483

>>6186254
How fucking fat are you?

>> No.6186497

>>6182078
I need to try this someday.

What are the best kind of pickles for a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?

>> No.6186525

>>6186289
Bluebell is shit, get the fuck out.

>> No.6186527

>>6184630
I was looking at it exactly like that when i checked this reply

>> No.6186535

>>6184299
all that is is funny

>> No.6186570
File: 1.80 MB, 854x480, 1403464603111.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6186570

>> No.6186574

>>6184299

>That perfectly placed 0/10 image

>> No.6186629

>>6186570
that better have been spoiled. otherwise that shit belongs on bestgore

>> No.6186887

>>6186570
>>6186629
>spoiled

Impossible. Chocolate milk never goes unconsumed long enough to spoil.

>> No.6186947

>>6184110

The grilled chicken at McDonald's does this while it cooks. A lot.

>> No.6186949

>>6186065

no es fake

>> No.6186951

>>6186397

"DO YOU HAVE FIESTASS?"

>> No.6186980

>>6183632
>British interpretation of Canadian poutine

>> No.6186993
File: 290 KB, 670x502, 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6186993

>>6184989

>> No.6187015

>>6184111
What the hell is that?

>> No.6187096

>>6186259
>>6184989
>>6184518

I hate to link to buzzfeed, but...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/17-horrifyingly-disgusting-retro-gelatin-recipes

>> No.6187098
File: 185 KB, 670x502, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187098

>>6186993

>> No.6187099
File: 182 KB, 670x502, 09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187099

>>6187098

>> No.6187101
File: 252 KB, 670x502, 07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187101

>>6187099

>> No.6187105
File: 189 KB, 670x502, 06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187105

>>6187101

>> No.6187106
File: 267 KB, 670x502, 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187106

>>6187105

>> No.6187108
File: 150 KB, 670x502, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187108

>>6187106

>> No.6187109
File: 756 KB, 840x630, 101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187109

>>6187108

>> No.6187111
File: 287 KB, 670x502, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187111

>>6187109

>> No.6187114
File: 235 KB, 670x502, 08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187114

>>6187111

>> No.6187126

>>6187114
omg what am i looking at

pictures of a potluck taken from a reddit meetup?

>> No.6187136

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>> No.6187144

>>6184821
what was that movie called again?

isn't that dan aykroyd ?

>> No.6187145

>>6185069

haggis is awesome!

>> No.6187146
File: 40 KB, 634x346, 1335215616002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187146

>>6187136

>> No.6187147

>>6186248
To be honest, I used to put cheese on top of my sandwiches when I was a kid. Now I realize it just makes things messier, but at the time I loved it.

>> No.6187152

>>6187114

>plastic

don't you have normal plates like everybody else in the civilised world ?

>> No.6187155

you should always wash your veggies and fruits anons.

>> No.6187157
File: 702 KB, 2500x3632, 1358906611701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187157

>>6187155
What will the Frenchmen do to me if I wash my mushrooms?

>> No.6187182

>>6187136
Oh boy, I LOVE garlic oil red sauce!

>> No.6187183

>>6187136
man she seems retarded. Why would you wash oninons?

>> No.6187184

>>6187157
lynch you.

>> No.6187216

>>6187157
what happens when you wash mushrooms? I've washed mine since forever, saw my mom doing it growing up. You gotta get those pesticides off.

>> No.6187220

>>6187216
pesticides on mushrooms? what?

>> No.6187222

>>6187136
She speaks so robotically like she's a bit special but it's so bad and mesmerising

>> No.6187231

>>6187220
Mass mushrooms are farmed just like any other vegetable or fruit. Carrots, apples, oranges, lettuce, etc. Within controlled environments and sprayed. Unless you're buying from your local farmers market or something. You always wash and scrub fresh foods. The only thing I don't think I've ever seen scrubbed with the hard side of a sponge is stuff that comes from the inside of a hard shell line pineapple and such.

>> No.6187270

>>6187231
>Mass mushrooms are farmed just like any other vegetable or fruit.

I'm guessing you've never taken biology?

>> No.6187292
File: 53 KB, 760x292, youfeelthemtheyfeelyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187292

>>6184254
>>6184906
I feel you

>> No.6187300

>>6187270
its not just the farms. Supermarkets generally spray their own combination mist on top of produce to keep it fresh as long as possible. This should be scrubbed clean prior to eating.

>> No.6187302

>>6184122
>>6184115
fucking phew i thought that was some blue cheese for a second

>> No.6187305

>>6183632
Get rid of those meat disks and we're good to go.

>> No.6187313

>>6184110
>>6184111
These are making me itch for some reason. Fuck you guys.

>> No.6187316
File: 139 KB, 600x1031, 39062c7240c93b61fcb536c62f39f124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187316

>> No.6187319
File: 55 KB, 476x717, mucis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187319

>>6184299
>mac
>not even getting dubs on your five guys receipt

>> No.6187320
File: 166 KB, 501x640, 1411747049116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187320

>> No.6187322

>>6185387
Is that pasta? That doesn't look so bad.

>> No.6187340

>>6186243
you stole my post.

>> No.6187345

>>6185072
i made ox tail and tripe one night for my wife. i told her the ox tail was just beef and the tripe was the ox tail. i had cut it into long strips
>it's so weird and.. cavernous.. this is really just a tail? weird but it's good, i'd have it again.

i told her a week later it was tripe and what tripe was. she was pissed and did fake gag motions.

>> No.6187349

>>6187322

it's supposed to trigger trypophobia.

>> No.6187354

>>6187345
Tripe is the shit. The texture is amazing.

>> No.6187356

>>6183899
i see like 5 'ronis, covered in cheese

>> No.6187362

>>6183523
>not posting the right youtube video

fify
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5e1HPeusiA

>> No.6187367

>>6187354
we both really liked it.

she said she'll never eat it again though, since i tricked her into 'liking' it

i guess i'll have to go back to making shit like taco chili and cauliflower pizza casserole.

>> No.6187371

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2mQmKHgjUI

>> No.6187372
File: 39 KB, 230x450, mouse-in-bag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187372

>> No.6187374

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR2M0J1L-Qc

>> No.6187376
File: 216 KB, 1000x1333, 574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187376

>> No.6187377

>>6187362
i want to webm this but you can't watch it without the sneezes.

>0:18, that fucking foot

and now i want to throw up, i should have stopped at the foot...

>> No.6187378

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTCn-5F5jzo

>> No.6187383
File: 53 KB, 640x480, 74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187383

>> No.6187385 [DELETED] 

>>6187377
the sounds are the funniest part sometimes.


>tendies time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Q-8oCwPi0

>> No.6187387

>>6187345
Do you find that oxtail has the faint smell of shit? I know it's near the cow's anus but it shouldn't have that smell right?

>> No.6187392

>>6187387
i did not. neither raw or cooked.

it smelled of tripe. kinda seafoody undertones...

>> No.6187396

>>6184210
Dasdy :DDDDDDDD

>> No.6187398

>>6187387

no.

>> No.6187399

>>6187144
nothing but trouble. it might be on youtube

>> No.6187402
File: 3.28 MB, 1346x4986, 1410004720799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187402

The classic.

>> No.6187405

>>6187109
>gettyimages
every time

>> No.6187410

>>6187270
some are actually

self picked, obviously not

>> No.6187472

Watch this at your own peril. This will haunt you in your dreams til the day you die and for the rest of your life you will never be able to look at pizza the same way as before. Don't say I didn't warn you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leAkeHAZa8o

>> No.6187479

>>6187472
I don't know what she's making or doing but I just want to bend her over those counters in different ways and do her while she speaks german about pizza

>> No.6187483

>>6187472
>4 pronged fork at the end

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

I have only ever seen 3 or 5 pronged forks. Jesus christ.

>> No.6187485

>>6187479
>I don't know what she's making or doing

>video title contains pizza twice
>you can clearly see her making pizza in the video
>she's constantly saying pizza

I'm no David Caruso but it's not that hard to figure out.

>> No.6187487

>>6187472
isn't there another youtube address for people who don't speak english? like .ger or something?

>> No.6187492

>>6187485
you are a fucking idiot. OF COURSE its about pizza. But pizza is just a base. What IS the pizza. I watched it and I'm still not sure. Heard something about succini. Saw some tomatoes. Heard rosemary. Other than that its all greek.

>> No.6187494
File: 63 KB, 869x515, wut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187494

wut

the fuck are these symbols. Is that the fucking nuclear symbol? Do germen stoves have a fucking "jew" setting as well?

>> No.6187497

>>6187494
How about that aborted fetus of a hand though.

>> No.6187499

>>6186483
About 260

>> No.6187500

>>6186497
Just regular dill pickles. Crunchier the better.

>> No.6187502

>>6187494

looks like the selected symbol means convection + bottom element.

>BACKOFEN

>> No.6187514

>>6187497
OH JESUS I JUST SAW IT

FUCCCCKK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>> No.6187529

>>6187492
>pizza is just a base.
>What IS the pizza.

Are you Jaden

>> No.6187531

>>6187529
Are you your mom? Because I fucked her out of her mind last night

>> No.6187533

>>6187472
i don't see what's weird about that other than the fact that she doesn't like cheese. she even states that you can put some on if you like it... what is the big deal?

>> No.6187621
File: 781 KB, 930x519, you got something stuck in your teeth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187621

>>6187533
You see nothing wrong with this? It's raw broccoli covered in loads of dry herbs.

>> No.6187631
File: 108 KB, 500x334, laughing4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6187631

>>6187529

>> No.6187635

>>6187529

how can pizza be real if the base isn't real

>> No.6188038

>>6184254
>>6184906
Only for the ones who have OCD.

>> No.6188058
File: 9 KB, 225x225, vomit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6188058

>>6187362
HowToBasic literally makes me need to throw up.
Especially this one. I had to stop halfway through or I would have lost my lunch.

>> No.6188070
File: 76 KB, 600x450, absolutely-disgusting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6188070

>>6187109
>that frosting

>> No.6188074

>>6187372
That's cute as fuck, actually...

>> No.6188076

>>6187621
yeah, ok. i would probably not take broccoli, and she overdid the herbs. but those where fresh herbs, so they are not as dry as the store-bought ones.

>> No.6188080

>>6188074
Until you realize it's a festering corpse rather than a cute live rodent.

>> No.6188081

>>6188058

The unnecessary use of the word 'literally' makes me want to throw up.

>> No.6188083

>>6187152
Those are styrofoam, not plastic

>> No.6188090

>>6188080

>festering

No, not yet.

>> No.6188092

>>6187371
nooooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgRlfgV0h9w

>> No.6188102

>>6184135
>>6184155
Something that's been fed too many hormones.

>> No.6188110

>>6188076
Nope, fresh and dried, mostly dried. Also, have you ever eaten fresh rosemary? It's like fucking pine needles.

>> No.6188116

>>6188081
People use phrases like "That makes me want to throw up," as hyperbole a lot.
The use of "literally" is justified.
Now stop overreacting

>> No.6188120

>>6188110
the thyme and rosemary was fresh. the oregano and majoran was dried. but we can just agree that we agree that she overdid it and that it would have been better to add the herbs before the toppings so they get soaked in tomatosauce. but she state she doesn't like that because she doesn't like the herbs "swim around in that liquidy liquid". she's a bit weird and mostly eats almost raw veggies (i watched some other vids...)
and yes, i have eaten fresh rosemary pretty often. i don't find them hard at all. they are flat and soft in my opinion...

>> No.6188132

>>6188120
Why are you defending that crazy hungry skeleton and her shitty food?

Overworked dry dough, undercooked, raw, dry vegetables, burnt onions and a fuck ton of dry herbs. Just imagine how fucking disgusting the mouthfeel must be and then the taste from the raw starchy vegetables and the overpowering mix of strong herbs.

It's the amongst the most disgusting things you could do to a pizza.

>> No.6188145

>>6184111
ugh, it looks like a tumor!

>> No.6188149

>>6188074
its dead

>> No.6188185

>>6187098

>marshmallow mashed sweet potatoes

Gibs me dat

>>6187106

I'd eat the shit out of that. Grilled pineapple is divine, and that canned shit ain't real cranberry sauce but it's still tasty.

>>6187114

H-hold up now, they eat the entire can in one go? Not even I can do that. I tried and got sick.

Excluding the turkey, I'd still eat everything on that table.

>> No.6188219

>>6183523
I couldn't make it past two minutes. fast forwarded to crappy ending.

>> No.6189120

>>6186397
That movie was a piece of shit

>> No.6189139

>>6187494
>Do germen stoves have a fucking "jew" setting as well?
kek

>> No.6189252

>>6187216
>mushrooms
>pesticides
Do you know what a mushroom is?

>> No.6189446

>>6182078
I've been eating peanut butter and pickle sandwiches all of my life. The key is to use only Clausens pickles and Laura Scudder's peanut butter. A decent, fresh, bread helps tie the whole room together.

>> No.6189453

>>6189446
>Claussen pickles
My nigga

>> No.6189564

>>6183632
I would eat that shit if I was hammered.

>> No.6189580

>>6184518
>get mold
>make with red jello
>looks like giant Swedish fish
It would be kinda funny, I guess...

>> No.6189583

>>6185072
That surface area tho.

>> No.6189645

>>6187483
I've only ever seen 4 pronged forks, in the US at least.

>> No.6189649

>>6187487
The videos are all on the same website. Its just a different language on the interface.

>> No.6189680

>>6187402
Shit anon I think I'm having ptsd induced flashbacks

>> No.6189690

>>6184254
Because all our shit is disgusting

>> No.6189694

>>6185414
YOU DARE QUESTION THE MILK STEAK?

>> No.6189707
File: 119 KB, 744x528, 2847682423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6189707

fish tendies

>> No.6189709

>>6186570
No. NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

>> No.6189714

>>6187492
She just talking about what she's putting on the pizza. It's some kind of live commentary on what she's doing and what she likes on her pizza.

She said the herbs really give a pizza character.

And she bakes the dough beforehand.

And on 220°C.

>> No.6189754

>>6187494
>do German stoves have a Jew setting

top kike

>> No.6189863
File: 1019 KB, 320x240, Thumbs UpSmall.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6189863

>>6189754

>> No.6189864

>>6189707
Those look good to me.

>> No.6189866

>>6185072
Thought this was a type of seafood till I noticed it said tripe.

>> No.6189867

>>6187371
This is why I can't watch how to basic. i can't laugh with all that wasted food.

>> No.6189870

>>6187374
I think i'm gonna be sick. All the noises and the eggs...

>> No.6189891
File: 25 KB, 457x480, seal team 4 eyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6189891

>>6186629
>>6186887
>>6189709
>they think it's chocolate milk

>> No.6189944

>>6187144
>>6187399

Ever notice that Judge Alvin's prosthetic nose is a penis?

>> No.6189950

>>6185069
i love haggis and that is not what it should look like. buy mcsweens

>> No.6189951

>>6185121
>filename

top kek

>> No.6189955

>>6189950

shut the fuck up

>> No.6189977

>>6189955
sorry i forgot you cant eat it in america lol

>> No.6189980
File: 185 KB, 600x350, Gross.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6189980

>>6186254
>that much pink slime
Also see >>6184110
This might ruin your meal but it'll save you from cancer and heart disease.

>> No.6190005

>>6189891
I keep telling you people it can't be poop

look at the consistency for godsakes

>> No.6190033

>>6184773
White potato is one of the only whole foods worse than nothing, and 3/4 of the toxins are in the skin. :^)

>> No.6190044
File: 442 KB, 840x630, 1414519422030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6190044

>>6187114

>> No.6190046
File: 201 KB, 840x630, 1414521747920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6190046

>>6190044

>> No.6190057

>>6190044
that's a perfect natural pecking order
>/fit/ alpha male first
>beta but wise guy second
>young soon to be alpha third
>2 grunts who are following orders 4th and 5th
>6th, 7th and 8th guy are betas who are on good terms with the leaders
>9th guy is the grumpy and pushy outcast who feels he deserves more respect
>10th guy is a fat pushover but still more liked than the 9th guy

It's beautiful.

>> No.6190068

>>6183671
>>6183725
>>6184101
>>6184254
>>6185005
>>6186479
>>6188219
Hating on the Swee.
You niggas gon get killed

>> No.6190251

>>6186570

It looks like you're emptying a can of industrial lubricant into the drain...

>> No.6190255
File: 72 KB, 600x450, 77_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6190255

>>6187270
Mushrooms are farmed and some farms do use pesticides.

pic related

>> No.6190276

>>6187396
More like NasTy DDDDDDD:<

>> No.6190278

>>6190255
how do they establish a pecking order when they're crammed into shelving like that?

>> No.6190297

>>6182078
I've never tried pb & pickles.

I love PB,
I absolutely love this jar of pickles we got at the moment as well.

Do you toast the bread first? PB on each side then cover one side with pickles? Gonna take a shower then do that

>> No.6190300

>>6185414
Milky African jellybeans are my favorite.

>> No.6190302

>>6190255
top...men

>> No.6190311

>>6190255
Is that a marshmallow-brownie farm?

>> No.6190330

>>6190044
That's actually me forth in line

>>6190046
and furthest to the right

>> No.6190339
File: 1.99 MB, 385x325, 1370213899335.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6190339

>>6184110

>> No.6190341

>>6184111
>no words.

>> No.6190342

>>6184370
lol

>> No.6190359
File: 539 KB, 1920x1440, 26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6190359

>> No.6190390

>>6190330
if so, what the hell was going on? what was the event? who cooked?

>> No.6190442

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHOUQM97QyA

enjoy!

>> No.6190495

>>6190442
Did he cut his head...?

>> No.6190512

>>6190495

The pain of a modern artist

>> No.6190514

>>6190495
yep

no pain no gain

>> No.6190551

>>6190359
Is that a deep-fried sausage biscuit?

>> No.6190783

>>6190330
Post a pic of yourself with timestamp as proof, orherwise bullshit.

>>6190390
It was a potluck of "who can cook the worst dish".

>> No.6191085
File: 22 KB, 460x288, hovis-mouse-460_1726321c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6191085

>>6188149
Still cuter than the one getting in BEFORE the baking.

>> No.6191108
File: 64 KB, 640x666, balut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6191108

>>6186258
Looks like Balut

>> No.6191116
File: 15 KB, 300x225, 1405518491094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6191116

>>6187319
> I want to coment because I'm a fatass that likes 5 guys
> I have nothing to say
> LOL Dubs :)

>> No.6191853
File: 20 KB, 233x217, totinos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6191853

>> No.6192156

>>6187114
IS THIS FROM THE ANNUAL MEMEFOOD INTERNATIONAL GATHERING OF MEMERS