It's burrito time!

[Anonymous No.6174914]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do9fpsQw7dg

[Anonymous No.6174971]

I'm in love. I want her to lay me in her lap and breastfeed me.

[Anonymous No.6174997]

>>6174971

>tfw

[Anonymous No.6175017]

Oh god. This is the worst. Thank you for this gift.

[Anonymous No.6175036]

>>6175017

There is more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMMMNXM_Nns

[Anonymous No.6175042]

>>6175036
Already subscribed. I don't wanna use any more data since I'm at work so I'll save them for later.

I need to see those knockers ASAP.

>ex husband
>cat person
Yes.

[Anonymous No.6175055]

>>6174914
>Dat cat yelling in the background

[Anonymous No.6175088]

>>6174914
It's not a tranny?
Would fug.

Also this is a real jailhouse burrito:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKoKHoCzRg
Something you make with a pool of shit from the commissary after you smoke that 0.1g weed ray ray's cousin snuck in. No microwave.

[Anonymous No.6175092]

>>6175088
>not fugging a thick passable tranny

Live a little.

[Anonymous No.6175121]

>>6174971
>whilst slowly jacking you off
s-stahp

[Anonymous No.6175158]

>>6175121
>>6175121
Damnit anon you're killing me

[Anonymous No.6175169]

Will anybody ever top him /ck/?

[Anonymous No.6175176]

>>6175169
Sorry for being ignorant - I love this board like hell, but sadly never come here often (unless particularly hungry).. but who is that? Haha holy shit I can feel the tragedy oozing just from that single picture

[Anonymous No.6175182]

>>6175176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JcicqWa1l8

[Anonymous No.6175186]

>>6175176
Steven Reed.

https://www.youtube.com/user/WeberCooks

[Anonymous No.6175189]

>>6175169
>>6175176
>>6175182
All of my yes!

[Anonymous No.6175192]

>>6175182
>>6175186

HAHAHA I can't watch this jesus

..god that poor man holy shit

[Anonymous No.6175197]

>>6175176
>>6175182
D-don't go there man. I've been on this godforsaken site for over 8 years, and that video was so depressing I got teary eyed, sex offender or not, that guy is so, so sad...

[Anonymous No.6175200]

>>6175192
Don't feel TOO bad.

http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887

[Anonymous No.6175205]

>>6175197
Damnit.. Kind of feeling it. Sex offender or not.
What a tragic person.

[Anonymous No.6175219]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4oy1AK2eZo

I would eat this

[Anonymous No.6175245]

>>6175219
I don't remember the last time I was so aroused by something so tame.

I wanna eat the weenie boats.

[Anonymous No.6175258]

>>6174914
Those are some tit old biggies

[Anonymous No.6175267]

Jolene Sugarbaker's crusty ass just got BTFO

How do we get her to post here?

[Anonymous No.6175323]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYa4uhKO_yc

yummy

[Anonymous No.6175453]

Is tranny white trash a thing now?

[Anonymous No.6175498]

what's her real name, i need it for scientific research

[Anonymous No.6175524]

>>6174914
Why did I get a boner while watching this?

[Anonymous No.6175563]

>>6175524
She's so damn fertile. You can't fight millions of years of evolution.

[Anonymous No.6175584]

>>6175524
>>6175563
Also, perhaps the ghost of Oedipus might have some choice words on the matter.

[Anonymous No.6175617]

>it's probably her boyfriend or husband filming it

[Anonymous No.6175655]

>>6175584
I dunno what you're talking about BUDDY

[Anonymous No.6175730]

>>6175655
Well.. I'm the guy who posted
>>6175121
so I'm probably too far gone for anyone's hope.

Still... Be careful you don't toy with thoughts like these too much, Anon.. or you'll start hearing Mr. Oedipus' lewd suggestions too.

[Anonymous No.6175744]

>Ranch Dressing
10/10

[Anonymous No.6175750]

>>6175730
My mom is like half my height, no tits, no ass, hairy bush. Not my usual milf-fantasy type.

[Anonymous No.6175780]

>>6175750
Don't worry, no one's real mother normally is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect
It's actually kind of an oxymoronic fetish/infatuation, insofar as you don't really long for your own mother, but the concept of sexuality being prominent in such an intimate relationship as that of mother and son.
(The abovementioned effect is hypothetical, though... so careful not to test out your imagination too much.. Who knows, you might not like what you realize.)

[Anonymous No.6175825]

>>6175780
That's basically what you see on the femdom threads in r9k. People wanting someone to care for them and jerk them off at the same time. I can't get into that.

[Anonymous No.6175829]

>>6175825
It's so fucking hot though

[Anonymous No.6175830]

>>6175219
I've done this before....many times

[Anonymous No.6175843]

>>6175829
I hear you man. I'm not interested in the emotional attachment though. I just want a chunky milf with smooth skin to fool around with.

One day..

[Anonymous No.6175845]

>>6175825
Not yet you can't
(Seriously though, good for you)

[Anonymous No.6175857]

>>6175750
>hairy bush

how do you know

[Anonymous No.6175861]

Haha, I can't believe we're discussing this on /ck/

[Anonymous No.6175870]

>>6175845
Just be sure to take care of yourself when you don't have a milf to do it.

[Anonymous No.6175874]

>>6175857
I haven't shaved it in weeks.

[Anonymous No.6175879]

>>6175857
I always forget americans are the type of people that wear bathsuits in the gym showers

[Anonymous No.6175885]

>>6175870
I uh.. I actually have a thing(read: problem), I think. Like, I sleep with a new middle-aged MILF steeped in mid-life crisis every week or so.
The sex is indescribable. They're lionesses. I'll probably not go back to same-age women until I'm 30.

(Still though, I don't think it's healthy - even if it's easy, casual, fulfilling.. and draining, ifunow8imeanm8)

[Anonymous No.6175898]

>>6175885
Where do you find them?

ON TOPIC:

I dunno about the ranch or the ramen but the jailhouse burrito seems.. okay. I'd just use better ingredients and I could definitely see myself drunkenly eating the hell out of it.

[Anonymous No.6175903]

Did I miss something? Did she just dump that shit into a bag and let it sit? Not heat it up or anything?

[Anonymous No.6175904]

>>6175903
Did you not watch the fucking video you little shit
? the water she pours in was boiled in the microwave

[Anonymous No.6175913]

>>6175904
>Did you not watch the fucking video you little shit
Why the fuck would I do that?

[Anonymous No.6175921]

>>6175898
They are prevalent at certain night clubs. You'll have to do some scouting.
(Listen man, I know it sounds tempting, and it's great.. unbelievably pleasurable, even.. but it will ruin your way of picking up same-age girls, and it will spoil you. It's not exactly a great basis for finding a life-long partner. ..More like a trap, really. A trap full of playful, MILFy pleasure.)

[Anonymous No.6175929]

>>6175921
Well right now I'm in the mindset that I don't want a lifelong partner so that's okay. If it changes later then that's also okay. I can take that risk.

Fucking hate clubs though.

[Anonymous No.6175936]

>>6174914
>no meat

Into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.6175965]

>>6175205
>>6175200
>>6175197
>>6175189
>>6175192
>>6175182
>>6175186
>>6175169

http://youtubedoubler.com/epKs

[Anonymous No.6175977]

>>6175965
Pls no anon

[Anonymous No.6176014]

>>6175169
DoubleSwee will always be the king of /ck/.

[Anonymous No.6176634]

>>6176014
I watch his Krabby Patty episode once a week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

[Anonymous No.6176828]

>>6175870
Oh god please tell me some sick person shooped these to be smaller and not the other way around

[Anonymous No.6178302]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMUdczHCvUk

Bumping this thread with the most beautiful dancing ever caught on camera

[Anonymous No.6178536]

No doubt wearing wig thats tranny somebody getting good laugh on u kids

[KING (UNBANABLE) No.6178537]

O yea last post me u kids need listen 2 me sometime.

[king No.6178579]

I CONSIDER MOST U KIDS MY FRIENDS +HATE SEE SOME FAG HAVE GOOD LAUGH ON U.REMOVE THE WIG GET RID OF GLOBBED ON MAKEUP LOOK ARMS + BIG NOSE ,FAIRLY MUSCULER IM TELLING YOU THAT THING DROPS ITS PANTS IT WOULD PUT A SUMMER SAUSAGE 2 SHAME!!!!!!! THATS TRANNY !!!!! O YEA + B CAREFULL IN YOUR IN THIS SNOW STORM FROM HELL ON WAY.

[king No.6178616]

U KIDS R 2 DAMM GULABLE+THAT WORRIES ME U TRUST PEOPLE AND THATS BIG MISTAKE.NOTICE THE BIG FAKE TITS WELL COVERD ? THATS BECAUSE THERE NOT REAL THAT THING HAS A POLISG SAUSAGE SWINGING THAT WOULDNT FIT ON YOUR GRILL.

[Anonymous No.6178657]

>>6178536
>>6178537
>>6178579
>>6178616
Can you please retype that in English

[Anonymous No.6178679]

>>6178616
If you think thats a tranny you've been spending way too much time on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.6178721]

>>6178679
That's a tranny just like jolene sugarbaker.

[king No.6178844]

its tranny classic 4chan gag

[Anonymous No.6178876]

>>6178616
There's some shots that undeniably show a massive amount of cleavage going on.

Not to say I'm certain she's really a woman.

Also not to say I'd care if she had a big old dick hidden under there.

[king No.6178927]

OF COURSE U WOULDNT BUT NOT EVERYBODY IS 1 OF U.

THAT THING GET A WOODY MAKE LOUISVILLE SLUGGER LOOK TINY

[Anonymous No.6178953]

>>6178927
Stop it King you're making my willy hard

[king No.6178997]

>>6178953
THATS DISTURBING ON MANY LEVALS.

[king No.6179008]

LEAST MY STALKER ON VACATION HE POSTED PORN+CAUGHT A 3 DAY.

[Anonymous No.6179269]

>>6175879
Only because we've been told since infancy that our junk is something we should all be ashamed of.

[king No.6179549]

NOBODY EVER TOLD ME THAT.I CONSIDER MINE A LETHAL WEAPON!!!

[Anonymous No.6179622]

>>6179549
Bwahahaha

[Anonymous No.6179876]

i like titties

[Anonymous No.6179949]

>>6175182
His shirt is so loose and baggy I'm pretty sure he's not wearing pants.

[king No.6179970]

>>6179876
+1 but not some fag with fake ones.