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The girl at my local pizzeria reminds me of Emma Watson.

What are some restaurants you know of with cute staff, and what is your favorite item on their menu?

>> No.6151464

most creepy post ever....

>> No.6151466

>>6151447
A whole bunch of the chicks at my local pizzaria which is on the block that I live on are seriously cute. I think that they're mostly related to the owner(s) of the place.

Favorite item on the menu... pizza, usually plain cheese though, extra thin and extra crispy, then I add my own stuff, like some smoked sardines or some chile, or even some tuna or salmon salad.

Those are off beat things that they don't have on the menu, plus then I can put it on myself and control the amounts.

No, I've never taken sneak pictures of them.

>> No.6151474

>>6151464
You must be new.

>> No.6151486
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>>6151447
Saw this server at baskin robbins Thursday night.
Cute as fuck and probably only 16 but she looked 14. Looked so innocent with the pigtails and freckles and all that.
Probably virgin.
Fuck. Why do most girls only want marriage at 25 or older!?

>> No.6151488

>>6151486
much like the OP but with a bit more babyfat (ice cream probably)

>> No.6151552

>>6151447
Lol, that poor girl
>oh god, that greasy looking guy is back
>I can feel him staring at me
>he IS staring at me :(

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>>6151464
/r/tellmeaboutit

I think you might be lost.

>> No.6151573

>>6151447
She reminds of you a slightly above average thin girl? Ok. I guess the yuropoors are up.

>> No.6151641

>>6151464
>>6151552

>its okay if he's hot!!!

>> No.6151645

>>6151641

It is, though. One look from the right guy and she'd meet him around the back of the restaurant, bend over, and tell him to fuck her HARD right there. bumpbumpbumpbump "shoot it all over me!" then she wipes herself up with kleenex and goes back to work. They do not exchange contact information and there is an unspoken agreement that he will never come back to the same pizzeria. It's simpler that way.

>> No.6151653
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6151653

>go out to eat
>always seated in the ugly, middle-aged waitress' section
>never in the hot waitress' section

>> No.6151661

>>6151641
Have some fat shit she-troll stare at you hungrily while you're at work and see how you prefer it to being ogled by Salma Hayek. It is okay if they're hot and if you think otherwise you probably don't do well in most social situations

>> No.6151664

>>6151447
I've never been there to eat, but type in the name of your city and "Twin Peaks" into Facebook's search bar.

You won't get "cute staff", but definitely some jerk-off material. It's not hard to uncover an employee's identity and jerk it to their personal photos. Shit is dope.

>> No.6151675

>>6151486
Because you goobers also hate marriage don't you?

>> No.6151684

>>6151664
What tha Fuck did I read

>> No.6151691

>>6151675
goober?
Does that mean lower class/unsophisticated?

>> No.6152103

>>6151645
/r9k/ pls go

>> No.6152123

Have you followed her home yet Op?

>> No.6152408

>>6151653

>I like fake flirting from the waitress

I bet you even tip her more when she does

>> No.6153115

>>6152408

It's all I have :(

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>>6151474

>> No.6153152

>>6153124
is this real?

DIIV is such overrated garbage

>> No.6153162

>>6153152
He does ama's on /mu/, but i don't think any reputable news site uses profanity in their titles.

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>>6151486
Los Angeles? You should suck his dick for extra toppings, apparently it's the LA thing.

>> No.6153215

>>6151447
Jesus that's creepy, what are you doing.

>> No.6153232

>>6153215
Preparing for a rape by the sounds of it.

>> No.6153237

>>6153215
those braids though. she's definitely asking for it.

>> No.6153240

>>6153232
He should use the crazy NASA chick means....

http://www.denverpost.com/sitemap/ci_5167528

>> No.6153242

She looks like one of Queen Amidala's ladies in waiting

>> No.6153244

Fucking creeper shit, m8

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>>6153240
During a check of the parking lot, an officer followed Nowak and watched her throw away a bag containing the wig and a BB gun. They also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, rubber gloves, $600 in cash, love letters all in bags and in her car, the police said.

Just remember she was wearing space diapers.

>> No.6153267

>>6151447
/tv/ murderer: the 4chan story
Staring OP

>> No.6153276

>>6153205

>rollerblading on sand

goodbye bearings

>>6151447

>he took a creepy photo montage of her instead of talking to her

lmao

>> No.6153278

>>6153276

OP here. Like you would have ever engaged her in casual conversation on a busy night with tons of other patrons around.

>> No.6153282

I know somebody mentioned Twin Peaks, but what does /ck/ think of hooters chicks?

>> No.6153290

>>6153278
you should have waited in the restaurant until her shift ended and then followed her out, dumbass

>> No.6153293

>>6153282
>>>/b/
I think it's not tv related, you fucking sperg

>> No.6153294

>>6153278

>shit she's busy with customers, don't have a chance with this bitch
>better snipe some quick pics so I can post them later on a japanese hentai forum
>cha-ching!

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>if I defend the maiden's honor she will repay me with sex

neckbeards, they never learn

>> No.6153309

>>6153290

>yeah, boss? there's a creepy dude just sitting there staring at me
>no he's not ordering anything
>lol he's following me now
>yea I already told security

>> No.6153311

>>6151447
I'm suddenly remembering the pizza delivery girl thread. This is why girls do not deliver pizza.

>> No.6153312

>>6153290
Like a fuckin stalker... that works nicely.

>> No.6153327

>>6153311
>>6148973

Yep right there mate

>> No.6153330

>>6153282
Hooters chicks are there because they need jobs and have to be ogled by dudes who can't get any better. They're not very attractive nor and the guys ogling them are a lot worse. That said, if you're in there for business such as watching sports games to get results, it might be better then so called "popular" places. Not for the chicks, but for some peace and quiet.

>> No.6153375

>>6153293
Twin Peaks is a restaurant chain ala Hooters, dickhead.

>> No.6153528

>>6151447
man, are you an stalker?

Please, stahp

>> No.6153530

>>6153528
>stahp
This post gave me cancer

>> No.6153578

>>6153530
>cancer

literally reddit

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>>6153578

>> No.6153822

>>6152408
Why wouldn't you? She made the effort, reward her. Especially if she touches you.

>> No.6154718

>>6153124
BFK in charge of not being retarded

>> No.6154741

>>6151447
There's this tiny Japanese restaurant where I live. Just a few tables and one waitress. 8/10 Japanese qt 3.14, probably owner's sister. She's always giggling and has the cutesiest voice. I once left her a massive tip because I was in too much of a hurry to count out my cash properly, and now she loves seeing me (or at least pretends to). My husband has no idea why I always bring him to that restaurant, but she's just so lovely to watch.

Favourite menu item? Their ramen (inb4 weeb, that's the only ramen place in my area) and peanut mochi.

>> No.6154776

>>6154741
>now she loves seeing me

she wants the D, breh

that's customary in Japan. you over-payed "accidentally" and that is incredible dishonorable. you shamed her. you shamed her restaurant. you shamed her family's name.

now go back to that restaurant and present yourself to her so she can repay you with her services.