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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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How do you like your coffee?

I like coffee the way I like my women: black & sweet.

>> No.6145195

>>6145188
i like my coffee like i like my women

forced through finely ground beans at high pressure

>> No.6145196

>>6145188
>2015
>Drinking anything other than tea, milk, or water
Enjoy being an edgy teen forever "black and sweet".
Faggot.

>> No.6145199

>>6145188
I like to rape women

>> No.6145264

Ground up and kept in the freezer.

>> No.6145271

i like my coffee the way i like my men.

im a heterosexual male

>> No.6145276

I like my coffee like I like my men
white and weak

>> No.6145286

>>6145271
So you like a little on the side when no one's looking?

>> No.6145293

>>6145286
no i dont like coffee...

>> No.6145315

>>6145188
i like my coffee how like my cats

black and sexy

>> No.6145329

>>6145293

But you experimented with it when you were younger :)

>> No.6145331

>>6145329
exactly

>> No.6145333

>>6145196
You shouldn't be drinking tea unless you're British or a faggot.

>> No.6145337

Just some milk. If it's at home cold milk is fine. At a coffee shop, then a latte or a cafe au lait. Will occasionally enjoy a cafe bombon.

>> No.6145341

>>6145333
Or Asian. Or not an elitist prick who enjoys coffee
AND tea. Oh, and I like my coffee black.

>> No.6145344

>>6145341
like the cocks you suck, no doubt.

>> No.6145349

>>6145293
we won't tell.

>> No.6145353

I like my women (and neighbors, associates, or anyone in my general proximity) the complete opposite of how I take my coffee (I take it black).

>> No.6145376

I like coffee because it stimulates my bowels. Like anal sex with the right guy.

>> No.6145382

I like my women how I like my milk.

White and fresh.

No horse ass or purple pussy, please.

>> No.6145391

I like my coffee like I like my women, hot, black, preferably fair trade.

Putting anything like cream or sugar in coffee is for women and teens.

>> No.6146015
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6146015

>>6145188
Colombian

>> No.6146017

I like mine cold and in the fridge.

>> No.6146019

>>6145188
I like my crema to spread to 90+% of the top surface.

>> No.6146022

>>6145344
XD

>> No.6146023

I'm drinking a mocha right now because I locked myself out of my house again and this place has wifi

>> No.6146024

What is Turkish coffee? Someone yesterday described it as a like a coffee pudding almost? Is that true?

I've never seen it served anywhere near me, not a place I'd want to drink from atleast. Should I go search for some from a nice place?

>> No.6146027

>>6145276
h-hey...;^)

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6146764

>>6145188

>> No.6147062

>>6146024

It's uber-finely ground coffee beans, thrown in a cevze (or ibrik, depending on where you're from) with some water, boiled then left to settle for a bit.

In Turkey, you can chew their coffee.

>> No.6147131

I start every morning with a cup of black coffee with peppermint whipped cream on top and 2 or 3 hits of nitrous oxide from the canister. Starts my day off well.

>> No.6147146

I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY WOMEN
TAN AND CAREFULLY PICKED OUT OF CAT SHIT

>> No.6147152

>>6145188
I like coffee the way I like my women: in a plastic cup.

>> No.6147156

>>6146015
>Colombian

What's that white powdery looking substance on top?

>> No.6147162

>>6145188
I like coffee how I like my women: hot and bitter

>> No.6147179

>>6147062
Have turkish coffee with baklava

>>6147156
Chocolate powder?

>> No.6147180

>>6147179
>Chocolate powder?

Is that what you tell the customs officials?

>> No.6147194

>>6145276
Me too. Mmmmm.

>> No.6147203

>>6147131
>peppermint whipped cream
O fuck me where do you get that?

>> No.6147530

I like my coffee like i like my coffee
from starbucks
strawberry frappachinnos

>> No.6147551

I like my coffee like I like my liquor. In a coffee mug and partially filled with Kraken rum.

>> No.6147562
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6147562

>>6145188
I like my coffee like I like my women.

Boiling hot and filled with cream.

>> No.6147714

>>6145188
I like a tall blonde.

>> No.6147744
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6147744

I like my coffee the way I like my American presidents. Not bulletproof.

(and white)

>> No.6147746
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6147746

Black, aeropressed, and undiluted.

I'm not finding french pressed all that flavorful anymore.

>> No.6147753

>>6145188

i like my coffee like i like my women; strong, black, and with an 8 inch penis.

>> No.6147763

>>6147746
Wow, I actually thought that was an empty cup for a second. Nice antimatter you got there, anon.

>> No.6147790

>>6147746

>he has to use a black walled cup to hide the crap left behind by his memepress

Even then it still looks weak.

>> No.6147948

used to be plain milk and sugar
>gril works at starbucks
>anon here take some of this
>gives me bottle of gingerbread flavoring syrup
>ok sure
>put a little in coffee
>suddenly mornings so much better

>> No.6148002

>>6147790
Is aeropress not good? People say it's the shit.

I just use a drip maker though

>> No.6148004

>>6148002
I don't like viral marketers who tell lies.

>> No.6148005

>>6148004
So does it make weak coffee or what?

>> No.6148016

>>6148005
From what I've seen I'd say yes.

It could also reduce your testosterone levels and convert you into a terrorist who rapes children and kills kittens. Just sayin'.

Everything can make a weak coffee. Buy one and find out. I'd be interested to read a real review from someone who isn't shilling.

>> No.6148028

>>6145196
>2015
>milk

>> No.6148075

>>6145188

Cuban.

>> No.6148153

>>6145188
coffee like my women...hot and wet

>> No.6148160

coffee like my pasta...hot and wet

>> No.6148208

>>6145188
I like my coffee black and slightly subtle, the polar opposite of the way I like my women.

>> No.6148215

Strong, no sugar, no milk. No fanciness, just pure.

Just like my women... (and my daily yerba mate at the morning)

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>>6145188
White & covered in chocolate

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6148223

I like to prepare it Turkish style, by carefully tap-boiling to no more than three boils; then I strain it directly into a 100% recycled-paper filter placed into a potato-vise container over a bowl of tempered glass. The tempered glass is essential, as regular glass may shatter under expansion by heat, and a non-clear vessel doesn't allow for proper examination of the dark amber beauty of the coffee. I then let it drip manually, only interfering to squeeze out the last remaining teaspoons of fluid.

This method yields an authentic manual drip, rivaling in taste even the most prized machines. The best part is, it's easy to make, and besides the beans, the materials are cheap.

>> No.6148266

Pale, weak, and sweet. Like myself.

>> No.6148291

>>6148223
how much time do you have in your day?

>> No.6148302

i like my coffee the way i like my men

black, bitter and slaps me awake

>> No.6148301

I like vietnamese iced coffee.
> alldatcondensedmilkgoodness

>> No.6148306

>>6145196
don't you know how unhealty milk actually is?

>> No.6148314

>>6148223
You're either a neet or on disability/welfare to have the time to do coffee like that. Srs

>> No.6148315

Nothing beats a well-made espresso. It's such a bitch to find a place that knows how to work the machine/grinder/roasting though and it's often too sour or too bitter, or both. I'm happy to know a couple of places that do it well.

>> No.6148316

>>6148314
I vote it's a neet or housewife or housewife neet. Not gender specifically speaking either.

>> No.6148319

>>6148291
>>6148314
Doesn't take much longer than more peasant methods.
And you'd think that on /ck/ people would have some extra time for cooking, etc.

>> No.6148320

>not putting just enough milk in your coffee to bring it to drinkable temperature
>not putting a wee bit of sugar in your coffee to make the milk taste better
>not drinking a simple lightly sweet, slightly creamy cup of coffee in the morning

wait nvm i drink it black im so hardcore pay attention to me

>> No.6148325

>>6148320
I am taking notes of your hardcoreness as we speak.

>> No.6148326

>>6148319
you're not even doing it right

>> No.6148344

>>6147746
I miss the convenience of my aeropress but I just can't go back from my moka pot.

>> No.6148346

>>6148319
>peasant methods
>>6148223
>The best part is [...] the materials are cheap.

Only peasants eat Turkish mud.

>> No.6148350

>>6148005
It will make coffee almost as strong as you want it, I find its a touch weaker than a well made moka pot. I really loved having it at work since electric coffee makers are not allowed at my work(fire hazard in hospital apparently) so it was great to keep in my locker

>> No.6148352

>>6148346
>eat Turkish mud
You don't eat it, you drink the coffee, and use the dregs to bake some coffee cake, or put into compost pile.

>> No.6148354

>>6145188
Very sweet to get the flavored coffees taste out, and if not flavored coffees I put flavored creamer with little sugar.

>> No.6148362

I've been using an Aeropress for almost two years now and love it. About a year ago, my roommate got an actual espresso machine (Krups Solo) and we all started using that instead. Well after a few cups, I switched back. Eventually they all stopped using the espresso machine and were all using my Aeropress instead.

I've been making mine with honey and whole milk for a nice boost before the gym. The sugar and fat give the caffeine something to burn off for energy and it tastes great. I use Lavazza super crema beans ground medium fine and can actually make out more flavors in the coffee than just the typical bitter coffee taste.

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>>6145341
>>6145333
Or Australian

>mfw waiting for my billy to boil

>> No.6148466

>>6147203
wajmart, fred meyers, alberstons, kroger, anywhere really

>> No.6148895

I like the espresso strong but not bitter and thick but sweetened with lots of cream and lots of sugar.

>> No.6148912

>>6145188
The way I like my women: I don't like coffee.

>> No.6148919

>>6148373
I boiled a billy just yesterday.
He screamed for a while.

>> No.6148921

>>6148320
you wouldn't sweeten your water, so why would you sweeten your coffee?