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i will teach you how i order at chipotle

1. order 2 burrito bowls. ask for extra rice in both (extra rice is free)
1.5. ask for two tortillas (for each bowl) on the side. They'll do two, but three is pushing it.
2. ask for extra black beans in both (extra beans are free).
3. do the "half and half" trick. on average you'll get 50% more food because the workers are retarded and can't measure (you're retarded if you can't find a job better than rolling burritos).
4. get everything else you can. mild, medium, hot, corn, sour cream, cheese, lettuce.
5. ask for guac. If they say it's extra, just say ok.
6. go to register. When they charge you extra for guac, say you didn't know it's extra.
6.5. if they remembered to tell you it's extra, say you misheard and want them to remake your food. they won't want to throw it away and will just give you guac for free.
6.6. if they didn't remember to tell you it's extra, say they didn't tell you and ask them to remake it. same thing.
7. chipotle often gives out buy one get one free coupons. photo copy them, use one.
8. steal a bottle of tobacco sauce.

I just got $40+ of chipotle food for $7 using this method. Easily 4000 calories.

>> No.6125486

>>6125478
I also suggest you squeeze lemon over the bowls.

>> No.6126511

>>6125478
Or you could not be a douche.
Do steal a bottle of the smoked tabasco though. Shit's so fucking good.

>> No.6126537

>order a bunch of free sides and you'll get more food

Einstein himself couldn't have solved this

>> No.6128386

>>6125478
i will teach you how i order at chipotle

1. dont go to chipotle

>> No.6128394

>>6128386

fag fuck you pussy

>> No.6128412

>>6125478
idk man. i really hate you right now. you sound like a dick. i'm all for getting your money's worth, but you're just being a faggot. also, that's not 40 dollars worth. nigga you can't count

>> No.6128422

>>6125478
>implying I would eat that much food ever
The fuck?

>> No.6128432

>>6125478
>that whole post
>op is the type of fatass that stays at a buffet for ten hours to "save money"
literally contemplate suicide

>> No.6128464

>>6128432
I had an autist roommate like this. He was such a fucking embarassment.

>> No.6128469
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6128469

>>6125478
>8. steal a bottle of tobacco sauce.
Sorta gross, brah.

>> No.6128473

>5. ask for guac. If they say it's extra, just say ok.
>6. go to register. When they charge you extra for guac, say you didn't know it's extra.
Do you have no shame? I mean I do some cheap shit like not giving up my cupons at fast food places if they don't ask for them but if they ask for them I hand them over.

>> No.6128510

>>6125478

I didn't know Jewish people posted on /ck/.

>> No.6128540

>>6128473
i do a similar thing at panera where they'll give you either chips, bread or whole wheat bread as a side and when you go to pick it up say you wanted something other than what they gave you. they won't take it back (as it seems a matter of policy) but just give you both

>> No.6128551

>>6126511

Gallon jug.

http://www.amazon.com/Tabasco-Pepper-Sauce-Chipotle-Ounce/dp/B002HNZRKQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1420836521&sr=8-3&keywords=chipotle+tabasco

>> No.6128699

>>6128540
do you go to the same place every time though?
I feel like they would start catching on if you did this frequently.

>> No.6129490

ate there 1 time first + last there food is shit.

>> No.6129515

>>6128699
Or they don't give a shit and laugh about what a dick he is

>> No.6129517

>>6129490
It's objectively not shit you dumb nigger

>> No.6129885

remember to tell them receipts are for fags

>> No.6129912

>>6125478
loled at number 8.

>> No.6131487

>>6125478
Is OP jewish? Sounds like a shecklemaster

>> No.6131556

oh man this chap hits like half a dozen of my chipotle peeves in one go

>two orders for one person
>extra everything
>1/2 and 1/2
>unwilling to pay for guac
>every topping on burrito
>extra tortilla
>being a jew at the front of the line

People like this ruin what is generally a pretty good business model. The kind of person you want to yell at for being a greedy self-centered cunt but you can't because you still have to wait in line with other people who would think YOU are a douche now, even though they probably already do

How about some winner orders we've seen?

>only rice, extra meat, and sour cream, two tortillas
>A little more meat... a little more... a little more
>Extra sour cream

>> No.6131671

>>6125478
I will teach you how to order Subway

1. Order one footlong sandwich, put everything you possibly can on it
2. When at the cashier, put one hand in your jacket pocket to pull out your wallet while using the other hand to pull the sandwich towards you
3. Grab the sandwich and run out the door
3.5 Grab a bag a couple bags of chips if you can
4. Don't return to that Subway

Congrats, you beat the system! The best part is that the missing money will come out of either the manager's or the employee's paycheck so you get off scot-free!

I have more fast food tricks if anyone's interested :^)

>> No.6131742

>>6131671

Please, do tell more.

>> No.6132097

Get the fuck out of /ck/ you fucking kike