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/joey/ general Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:17:14 2015 No.6118289 [Reply] [Original]

Get in here, Broeys

When is based Joey gonna do the nacho cheese challenge?

Monday review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKNY5WGXcZw

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:44:18 2015 No.6118319
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>>6118289

I wish he would go back to eating a 5 fillet-o-fish sandwhich or putting two fish fillets from LJS in a big mac, or even putting beans in a burger and calling it a hambeanniger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:44:31 2015 No.6118320 To be honest he seems like a pretty cool guy but that fucking video of nutella makes me want to puke, no, really.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:02:12 2015 No.6118345
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Okay, so I saw this on the fandom page but I don't think it's been resolved

About 9 minutes into that video of Joey walking around alone on a pier, he exchanges a knowing glance with a man who looks suspiciously like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGADHSR3hc#t=534
What could this be? Clones? Aliens? A manifestation of Joey's fractured psyche?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:04:03 2015 No.6118347
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Okay, so I saw this on the fandom page but I don't think it's been resolved

About 9 minutes into that video of Joey walking around alone on a pier, he exchanges a knowing glance with a man who looks suspiciously like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGADHSR3hc#t=534
What could this be? Clones? Aliens? A manifestation of Joey's fractured psyche?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:13:45 2015 No.6118527 File: 10 KB, 211x246, 1417242703868.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is it that I fucking hate Joey but I'm starting to enjoy his vids unironically? What gives?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:20:31 2015 No.6118536 >>6118289 >not opening the thread with a random frame of his latest video

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:57:03 2015 No.6118776 >>6118347 An estranged brother or cousin maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:06:41 2015 No.6118799 >>6118289 he looks like he's losing weight

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:07:36 2015 No.6119006 >>6118776 Honestly I think Joey might be the black sheep of his family. Look at his brother, he's with a group of people, and Joey is walking around the pier all alone talking into a camera.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:12:28 2015 No.6119010 >>6118289 >using the pic of a /tv/ poster for a based joey thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:13:17 2015 No.6119012 >>6119010 >he doesn't get the reference

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:01:43 2015 No.6119309 >>6119010 >>6119012 http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:58:10 2015 No.6120233 Where the fuck are the broeys at. CK you are a bunch of fake as niggers! >ZERO >no woos/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:16:11 2015 No.6120268 where's all the kbd love on ck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:16:31 2015 No.6120269 >>6118289 this is actually a good food review. doubt imma make the whole six but he's engaging intelligent and talking normally for the most part so I like it. informative and shit. I would totally eat a Rubios taco rice beans meal for 699

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:19:04 2015 No.6120275

>>6118319

alright less interested not that he's actually eating it.

i would be down for him doing a 3-5 minute news clips on different restuarants like rubios, just like, visit, explain, some background, some shots of the food and how it's cooked and done.

he's def got enough personality to carry off a host role

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:19:26 2015 No.6120276 Didn't know Joey was from SD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:21:46 2015 No.6120282 When will Joey learn that the gyang doesn't tune into his reviews for his expertise and indepth analysis. We tune in to see his "PBS on crack"-type energy and him wolfing down greasy fast food

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:40:31 2015 No.6120323 >>6120282 fuck you, trailer scum. go watch Ow! My Balls somewhere else and let us enjoy the gentle happiness of pure Joey the food enthusiast. i love the new normal Joey

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:42:20 2015 No.6120326

I'm a bit miffed at Joey right now tbh.

I was on the road for work today and decided to get taco bell for lunch after I remembered his crunchwrap slider review. First time I've been to taco bell in a while. It was even more underwhelming then I remember. I think I'm done with that place from now on unless I'm very drunk.

Side note: I did see a sign for a Fazolis on my travels today. Only notable because I had never even heard of that place outside of this board and assumed they just didn't exist in my state.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:58:10 2015 No.6120367

>>6120323
The present Joey is hardly normal, his depression is just manifesting itself in a different way. His health scare has made him face his mortality and he's now realizing how pointless his life has been, which would explain his inability to even pretend to be happy.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:19:12 2015 No.6120403

The only thing that made Joey different watchable and fun was his Food Mashups and challenges. His food reviews are fine but I liked the other segments.

Also just saw that vlog he did and it was like I was walking with him. I needa know what Joey is doing 24 7. Also where's that LIVE review gunna happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:20:32 2015 No.6120408 >>6120367 What health scare?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:40:56 2015 No.6120478
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>california
>california
>california

What's with this guy? Does he seriously think the whole "california dreaming" shit is still real? No one gives a fuck where you are in the US. Food is pretty much the same from one coast to another, and you can find almost exactly the same things, with little variation.

lol, "cali style" because lime, this fucking dude. And I heard he's a chef or some shit. Why doesn't he ever cook on his channel?? I know there are lots of people who just review fast food, but if this guys is a chef I'd be more interested in his cooking vids if he would actually make some. Even if he just would imitate fa(s)t food recipes. That would be way more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:53:10 2015 No.6120514 >>6118289 What's his name again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:59:57 2015 No.6120530 Dan "the cunny divider, large hardon hymen collider, one inch at a time inside her, put your feet in the stirrups , roofie provider" Schneider

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:00:39 2015 No.6120533 >>6118289 Don't ever start a Joey thread without posting a screen from the latest review.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:35:49 2015 No.6120631

>>6120269
>he's engaging intelligent and talking normally for the most part so I like it.

>>6120275
>just like, visit, explain, some background, some shots of the food and how it's cooked and done.

Watch x of the 101008137738392118 other youtube food reviewers for that shit. Joey shines when he is being uninhibited and WOOtastic (refer to his magnum opus, Monkey Style).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:45:40 2015 No.6120645 >>6120514 food reviewer

>>	Joey Tue Jan 6 23:47:49 2015 No.6120649 File: 6 KB, 100x100, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >woowoowoo

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:56:24 2015 No.6120853
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Wednesday review is up, Broeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLGW3l0ZsTw

It looks like he's wearing a bathrobe and has parked in a handicap space again

Has Joey gone off the rails?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:04:11 2015 No.6120882 >>6120853 Ok, what the FUCK. He cant even give a little "Im back" to the camera? Fuck this dickhead sellout.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:10:03 2015 No.6120900 >>6120853 The only saving grace of this video was his silly bite at the end. This fucking sucks. 1/10 vid

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:10:56 2015 No.6120904
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>>6120853
This review was actually informative. He had a lot to say about the spot and the pizza, he even sounded like he knew something about cooking. I'm impressed. I'm also really bored and disappointed. This isn't why I subbed to Joey.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:29:46 2015 No.6120957
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>>6120882
>>6120900
>>6120904
Faggots like this are the reason he's not doing that anymore. Say goodbye to enthusiastic joey gang :(
I think I might go back to report of the week if he keeps this shit up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:20:15 2015 No.6121110 >>6120957 Why can't these jackasses ruin some other reviewer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:23:44 2015 No.6121119 >>6121110 Theyre probably ledditors who want to share joey on their ebig fasebook wall but dont want le friends to think theyre wierd for posting joey acting playful and goofy

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:32:42 2015 No.6121376

>>6120957
It's interesting that the last thing Joey should do to improve his videos is listen to feedback. He shouldn't try to improve at all. He should just keep making them, in a vacuum, unfazed by feedback and opinions of the Team Daym people. People don't know what they want. Joey's a genius. These people are far too entry level to get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:50:00 2015 No.6121456 Wait did he seriously get his Christmas card?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:06:48 2015 No.6121488 >>6118527 Sometimes he's funny. That's when you like him. Sometimes he's gross. That's when you hate him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:24:16 2015 No.6121969 bumping Don't die on me Joey thread!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:05:31 2015 No.6122062 File: 36 KB, 402x552, 1418796717850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So he knows about this board now right? I wonder what he does when he sees the shit about him (good and bad).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:06:20 2015 No.6122064 >>6122062 He's known for a few months when someone linked a thread in his comment section. Bad feels but I imagine he took it in stride.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:18:05 2015 No.6122093 Lol fake ass broeys in the last thread. Where the shit are they now!? Effing plebs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:09:39 2015 No.6122184 >>6121969 Let us mourn our king in peace. Read the comments of the newest video, they're praising his demise and descent into the Hell that is uninteresting "foodie" youtuber faggotry

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:49:05 2015 No.6122286

>>6122184
I unsubbed. Shame. His Food Mashups and challenges would bag him over 50k views on each and be shared in various websites. This gone into typical fags like that annoying nigger "daym" etc. urghh.

You were the chosen one Joey!!! We loved you!!!

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:21:37 2015 No.6122698
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Why can't these jerkoffs just watch mediocre food reviewers rather than take a great one and nudge him towards mediocrity?

You don't know what you've got til it's gone, gyang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksffp7aiq48

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:41:14 2015 No.6122855 >>6120853 wtf is this shoot for the moon catch phrase he keeps using. is it suppose to inspire me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:58:36 2015 No.6122899 >>6122698 I think you've been enjoying the Jackass version of food enthusiasts all this time. The type that idiots like. There's nothing great about him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:06:05 2015 No.6122911 >>6122855 I think Luke Skywalker said it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:24:42 2015 No.6122954 >>6121456 Yes We made a YouTube Christmas card and a card for new year's. He commented on both and even shouted out /ck/ in a recent video

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:08:51 2015 No.6123044 >>6122954 I think he might post here as Anon and insult people who make fun of him. You won't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:11:00 2015 No.6123052 >>6123044 He posrs posts here sometimes as tripfag Joe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:30:19 2015 No.6123121 >>6123052 Yes, but he can hide himself as Anonymous. Don't you forget that. He might even talks about himself in 3rd person as well.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:44:11 2015 No.6123277

>>6120853
>The quality change is incredible in the last two weeks. You've gone from grown up McDonalds kid doing food reviews to a genuine critic who sounds sophisticated and fits the real life chef who you really are!

i lol'd

>>6122184
yeah true, but joey is probably happier with this since he's accepted more.

although food videos are kind of his personal hell now. 50% of the reason he's so depressed is because he's reviewing food while on a diet. other 50% is because he's on disability and lives with his mom.

basically joey has his own problems so I can't hate him much. as that other faglord suit kid says "it is what it is" or whatever.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:04:18 2015 No.6123314
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Hey gyang, since Joey has shown that he's going to appeal to his haters rather than his fans from here on out, what was the last great Joey review?

I'd say it's his DQ candy cane chill blizzard review. It was in that first Team Daym mashup video and all the negative feedback from it really pushed him off the rails.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSbZQr8HySE#t=249

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:19:45 2015 No.6123359

>>6123277

Sometimes you have to let the one you truly love go... so that they may find happiness.

Is it me...
Is it me you're looking for?

*a portrait of joey slowly flashes before your eyes and fades away as you cry a single tear and rest your head tenderly upon your keyboard*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:26:18 2015 No.6123378 >>6123314 Gay. So cringey these faggots do this. Joey do your fucking food Mashups and challenges again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:24:52 2015 No.6123698 File: 105 KB, 595x806, smirky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6123121 Hi joey

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:38:44 2015 No.6123739 >>6123052 >>6123121 Do you guys honestly believe that's Joey using the trip?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:50:57 2015 No.6123779 >>6123739 It's not

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:58:01 2015 No.6123954 Gyang, has Joey been unleashed on /ck/? >>6123075

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:14:49 2015 No.6123990 >>6123954 More believeable than that stupid Joe tripfag who posts on /pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:54:17 2015 No.6124068 Too high for this thread. This is a postmodern masterpiece. I could meditate on all these threads postings for an eternity. JOEY'S WORLD TOUR IS ARTAARTAEARRT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:27:08 2015 No.6124220 >>6123739 Yeah because he posted before the vid where he shouted out the broeys that he would shout us out

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:00:36 2015 No.6124545

>>6120853

He's literally tearing up at the beginning of the video. It's like he has no will to live at all anymore. I wonder if he just got done crying his eyes out, pouring out his soul, and then remembered "Oh shit, it's Wednesday, gotta review some food"

He's really gone of the rails. His style has been completely lost.

Rest in Pizza Joey.

2013-2015

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 12:11:47 2015 No.6124889 File: 4 KB, 274x184, 1387124581813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6118289 A-are we part of his food gang now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:00:55 2015 No.6124969 >>6122954 Wait, which one? Can someone link me to the christmas card?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:04:11 2015 No.6124973 >>6124969 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKxh-kpbGEw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:07:04 2015 No.6124984 >>6124973 Thanks mate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:10:22 2015 No.6124992 >>6124973 That was actually pretty fucking heartwarming. I hope it made him happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:11:33 2015 No.6124993 >>6124973 I like that he's such a good sport about it and it's all just friendly ribbing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:18:43 2015 No.6125007 >>6124993 >>6124992 >>6124984 He also got a New Year's card https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYQTpjHnzVU

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 14:18:05 2015 No.6125146 Even Joey threads are shit now. Fuck this crap.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 14:36:43 2015 No.6125186

>>6125146

The quality of Joey threads flows from Joey himself. All roads lead back to Joe. The emperor has put out shoddy work, and thus we are left to wander in numb surprise at Fortuna's cruel wrath.

The filet-o-fishzilla has been slain. The forests have been splashed with the greasy bleeding of the fallen quadruple down. A heavy silence looms in the place of the woowooWOOWOOing of our Lord.

The barbarians are at the gates. Not even the return of Joey's truck-chariot can hold them at bay. TeamDaym and its swath of YouTubians emerge from over the hills and are descending upon us.

Joey! Only your loudest WOO can hold them back! Let the coming of your Nacho challenge consume this wicked invasion!

Aye, but he seems destined to open our city to these mongrels. Broies... our death stalks near.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 14:44:58 2015 No.6125204 >>6118289 Joey got da beetus he got it from 4Chan you caused his pain /ck/ if you're a Joey fan Joey got da beetus he's really very ill it's all your fault you broey fans now that Joey is kill

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 14:58:58 2015 No.6125232

>>6125204
I don't care for Joey's videos, not my thing anon.
What I do care about is a human being with low self respect who is slowly killing himself to appease a bunch of people who will have forgotten him in a years time.
>c'mon Joey, turn your life around dude.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:02:53 2015 No.6125240

>>6125232
> slowly killing himself to appease a bunch of people who will have forgotten him in a years time.

Dude hes eating fast food in front of a camera, not chugging bottles of vodka while swinging weights clipped to his foreskin. He doesn't have to eat shitty off cam, that's his choice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:06:02 2015 No.6125246 >>6125240 Yeah but look at the size of the guy, he's fucking obese as fuck and deep down you know he has issues. I don't like him much but I wouldn't wish harm on him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:08:43 2015 No.6125249 >>6125186 fuck TeamDaym...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:09:25 2015 No.6125251 >>6125246 Yeah fair enough but the guy should have the ability to eat a hamburger every couple of days without making it his diet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:11:04 2015 No.6125256 >>6125186 >>6125204 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:12:32 2015 No.6125263 >>6125251 You know it's his diet 24/7 anon. I just hate to see people make fools of themselves in order to gain acceptance when you know it'll be their undoing. Tears of a clown and all that....

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:19:28 2015 No.6125285 >>6125263 Ohhh shut the fuck up. Go give him counselling in real life if you really fucking care you daft pleb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:21:30 2015 No.6125290 >>6125285 non plebeian. Very far from it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 16:17:33 2015 No.6125442 File: 63 KB, 400x366, 1391093821482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6125290

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 16:21:47 2015 No.6125455 >>6125442 Nah, I'm chilled out and know my place. I'm educated, have good taste and don't speak your Chinese, child-porn cartoon language. >feels good, feels really good

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Anonymous Thu Jan 8 19:26:47 2015 No.6125885

>>6125263
>I just hate to see people make fools of themselves in order to gain acceptance
How did you connect that? Shouldn't it be to stop making a fool out of themselves in order to gain acceptance and not the other way around? In this case, he used to put on a funny guy facade and people think it's gross then he stops acting weird just to gain approval.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 19:38:53 2015 No.6125949 File: 84 KB, 997x1023, ForeverAlone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6125502 potato face is unattractive, sucks for him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 21:02:19 2015 No.6126195 >>6125455 Omg plz go back to 9gag good sir

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 22:59:04 2015 No.6126589 Holy fuck. Do not watch the new video, it's fucking terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:02:08 2015 No.6126601 File: 333 KB, 1280x720, Joey Gif.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone know where this magnificent human being lives and what his job is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:06:13 2015 No.6126611 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6A2xXzuDYo ... Hey, guys... it's Joeeeeeeee... Are you FUCKING kidding me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:10:20 2015 No.6126627 >>6125949 hes an ok looking guy, wtf?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:13:04 2015 No.6126641 >>6126611 welp im done unsubbed now I only watched for how fucking weird he was. Who the fuck wants to watch someone review fast food? You ruined something good, Joey.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:26:24 2015 No.6126680
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>>6126611
I don't see where the shock is coming from, this is a pretty standard post-healthy food reviews, post-#KillJoey review for him. It's sad but it is what it is.
Also, fucking five stars? I've seen him WOOWOOWOOWOO over something he gave three stars. What the fuck.
Joey is off the rails and he's never coming back
CHOOCHOOCHOOCHOO

>>6126641
Yeah, stack the chairs on the tables, /broey/ is dead
I hope Joey knows that entertaining plebbitors never lasts for very long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:28:22 2015 No.6126688 So is this general centered around the hidden countdown to Joey's inevitable suicide?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:29:25 2015 No.6126694 >>6126680 >I hope Joey knows that entertaining plebbitors never lasts for very long. He knows shit just like his reviews are just listing the ingredients as he eats it. The pickles... the cheese.. 10/10 bye. Yeah thats wonderful

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:38:07 2015 No.6126725 >>6126611 well, at least he woo'd

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:39:48 2015 No.6126730
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>watch joey be a disgusting idiot who sucks at reviewing things
>hate him for it
>wish he'd actually review things not just "WOW GANG THIS IS OFF THE HOOK GO GET IT"
>he actually starts doing that a little bit
>just want to watch him be a fat idiot so i can be mad at him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:44:44 2015 No.6126743 >>6126725 He just did that to appease his fans. Its obvious his soul wasnt in it. There was a part where he held the burger and just woooed like a ghost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 00:05:10 2015 No.6126809 >>6123121 Hey joey>>6123121

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 00:08:22 2015 No.6126822 >>6126611 >It's Joooooe top kek you guys are gonna drop him so fast now, maybe you'll quit making threads about him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 00:11:29 2015 No.6126829 >>6126730 4chan in a post

Anonymous Fri Jan 9 00:15:34 2015 No.6126842

>>6126611
>in the last few videos you can see him make an effort to chew with his mouth closed
>in this one he messes up
>you can literally see him struggle to suppress his emotions at 4:20

he's slowly breaking down gyang. we got this. I predict mass wowoos by the end of next week.

he can't keep this up forever. eventually he will go back to being himself and the fishzilla will rise again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 01:06:22 2015 No.6126978 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6A2xXzuDYo Go back to how you roll, JOEY!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 01:07:35 2015 No.6126981 https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=mrmOov5LtPA Meant to post dis 1

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 01:13:21 2015 No.6127000 >>6126978 >>6126981 nigga you drunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 01:15:16 2015 No.6127006 File: 139 KB, 640x424, thatsAmazing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hes like a fat less interesting huell howser. he kinda makes me sad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 01:20:41 2015 No.6127023 >>6126981 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrmOov5LtPA truly a masterpiece.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 02:39:50 2015 No.6127051 >>6127000 Hung over, not drunk

Anonymous Fri Jan 9 03:27:30 2015 No.6127118

>>6126611
>tfw I was waiting for the WOOWOOOWOOs to come but they never did
Is he on meds or something? Why is he so calm eating a fucking bacon cheeseburger? When I saw the title of the video I expected a return to form. Guess not.
Also whats up with the "shoot for the stars" shit he's doing now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 11:35:30 2015 No.6127773 >>6127118 0:43

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 16:08:43 2015 No.6128618 Time to jump on the Ian Keiner bandwagon, /ck/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPmpPVNCBQQ Who /ian/ here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 16:10:08 2015 No.6128623 >>6128618 >tfw his fiance has a nice ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 16:13:14 2015 No.6128632 >>6128618 le bomb sexy jew meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 16:23:24 2015 No.6128667 >>6128618 >not posting the review with him and Ken Domik You had one job

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 16:36:21 2015 No.6128710 >>6127773 I mean while he was eating it. Also that was a very half assed "woo".

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 16:47:42 2015 No.6128753 >>6128618 He wishes he was Joey

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 17:19:38 2015 No.6128869 >>6128618 wtf is this shit? >that nasty fucking egg >stupid catchphrases like 'bomb sexy' >jew fro A step above reviewbrah but that's not saying much at all

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 19:39:53 2015 No.6129208 >>6128618 Get this shit out of here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 21:01:43 2015 No.6129397 >>6129208 >Get this shit out of here. I haven't laughed so hard at such a simple post in a long long time. Thank you, upset anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 21:19:09 2015 No.6129437 i think joey did his new 5 guys review because of this thread: >>6123066

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 21:22:23 2015 No.6129443 >>6129437 Look at the first post, Joey reviewed Five Guys because throwing peanuts on the ground really swings, gang

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 21:27:38 2015 No.6129457 >>6129443 too bad he will never know the joy of throwing the peanuts on the ground because he never eats inside. maybe he could grab a handful and litter his van with the shells.

Anonymous Fri Jan 9 21:35:39 2015 No.6129476
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>>6129457
>tfw old Joey would've filled one of those little cardboard things with peanuts and dumped them onto himself and all over his car like confetti while WOO'ing before starting the review.

Joey's greatest intro ever, gyang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64DvsljIC5U

Anonymous Fri Jan 9 21:49:22 2015 No.6129514

>>6129476
Fucking this.
I miss his weird schizophrenic impersonations. Where once I would have been disgusted by a fat man with greasy sour cream ham fingers reviewing Taco Bell in his truck now I am disgusted by his pretences to normality and self control.
Woo for us joey. Do not go gently into that good night. Woo, woo against the dying of the light.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 23:03:30 2015 No.6129727 File: 30 KB, 368x162, Screen Shot 2015-01-09 at 11.02.27 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get fucking hype Maybe the vlogs will be Joey's salvation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 23:50:35 2015 No.6129855 >>6126611 >TGIF Amigos! Anyone interested in a Q/A on Twitter next Week? Leave your thoughts below....Vote: Old Joey vs. New Joey Has he been reading the thread? Old Joey was perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 23:56:26 2015 No.6129876 >>6129855 Look at the replies to that Either Joey has children or a gf and I don't know which is worse

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 00:04:37 2015 No.6129902 He's not Joey, he's Joe. Listen to his intros. He says he's Joe from Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews. So who the fuck is Joey?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 00:10:23 2015 No.6129925 File: 19 KB, 478x571, 1420739826465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6120530

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 00:19:06 2015 No.6129958 Joey is kill

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 00:45:35 2015 No.6130004 >>6129958 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 00:53:51 2015 No.6130017 File: 209 KB, 750x1334, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rise #joeynation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 01:05:32 2015 No.6130034 Why haven't we started calling him Sloppy Joe yet? Seems fitting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 01:13:31 2015 No.6130045 File: 77 KB, 1243x988, joey fingers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6129514 >fat man with greasy sour cream ham fingers reviewing Taco Bell i

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 01:27:03 2015 No.6130081 File: 875 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2015-01-09-21-10-17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6129476 I agree brother

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 02:57:56 2015 No.6130212 >>6130034 That could be his porn star name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 03:26:57 2015 No.6130241 >>6130017 Good... Good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 03:39:48 2015 No.6130258 Joesph Fernandez in: Joey World Tour. If he ever needs to make a quick buck someday. He's pretty unique and and stands out from the other dye mam dozens out their.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 03:40:48 2015 No.6130259 >>6130258 *dye man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 03:56:35 2015 No.6130275 >>6120957 >collective

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 03:59:57 2015 No.6130280 >>6129514 >>6129476 fuck that just made me remember when he did the fucking ice bucket challenge IN HIS CAR

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 04:00:30 2015 No.6130281 Joeys vids make me so hungry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 05:37:54 2015 No.6130407 >>6128618 Get the fuck out, asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 12:44:00 2015 No.6131184 File: 16 KB, 315x294, ss+(2015-01-10+at+05.43.09).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] joey has a girlfriend why dont you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 12:52:02 2015 No.6131207 Videos are so boring now to the point of not watching past 2 mins. I would watch the whole thing when he was Joey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 13:08:13 2015 No.6131244 >>6131184 because he is the sexiest man alive and i am not

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 14:37:45 2015 No.6131495 >>6131184 Epic meme bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 14:45:01 2015 No.6131508 >>6129727 he did one. it was awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 15:03:45 2015 No.6131550 >>6129476 2:00 - 2:15 is probably one of the best joey moments ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 15:08:00 2015 No.6131563 >>6129902 I noticed that too. Maybe "Joey" is his alter ego or something.

Anonymous Sat Jan 10 16:22:15 2015 No.6131770

>>6131184

I asked him if he played TF2 and he never responded.

>tfw will never play TF2 with based big Joe as a heavy, and me as his personal medic while talking on ventrilo

>tfw he goes WOO WOO WOO into the mic and insults the opposition with each kill

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 16:41:57 2015 No.6131839 File: 143 KB, 523x788, joey's twin on fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6118347 Let's ask the man directly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 16:52:01 2015 No.6131862 >>6118347 >>6118776 >>6131839 you guys are literally crazy insane. in context, hes just looking around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 16:56:16 2015 No.6131872 >>6131862 He definitely stops talking, does a double take, and then tries to regain his cool and appear unfazed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:06:49 2015 No.6131890 >>6131839 >Luigi Johnson I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:08:46 2015 No.6131896 >>6131550 Fuck yes I was laughing my nuts off at that impromptu face he made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:14:53 2015 No.6131911 File: 47 KB, 550x335, 1419960221736.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So why does Daym have so many subscribers? Dudes got the palate of a 5 year old.

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Sat Jan 10 17:15:21 2015 No.6131913 >>6131770 I have played TF2! Thanks for the comments 4chan! Have a good weekend everyone and look for the new video coming soon! WOO!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:18:00 2015 No.6131918 >>6131911 Because of that stupid remix of his 5 Guys review made by the people who made Double Rainbow popular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:18:44 2015 No.6131920 >>6131839 >>6118347 Remake of Enemy starring Joey when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:21:23 2015 No.6131926 File: 330 KB, 414x499, 1418515776229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did someone say vidya with joey?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:25:12 2015 No.6131941 File: 99 KB, 274x262, woo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6131184 Joey eats ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:25:37 2015 No.6131943 >>6131913 Bring back old Joey!!!!

Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:29:49 2015 No.6131952

>>6120478

I used to think this until I actually went there and ate fresh tomatoes and avocados from markets there. MASSIVE difference compared to anywhere else I've been in north america.

There's a reason most of the produce you eat in the US comes from California.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:37:20 2015 No.6131979 >>6131913 Fatass

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:40:13 2015 No.6131988 >>6131913 What class do you main?

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Sat Jan 10 17:48:55 2015 No.6132028 >>6131988 Sniper!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:52:08 2015 No.6132041 >>6132028 Has anyone ever recognized you in public?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:52:17 2015 No.6132042 >>6132028 Joey who's your girlfriend

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Sat Jan 10 17:55:20 2015 No.6132049 >>6132041 Only a few! >>6132042 Wendy! Anyway, I am thinking of a twitter chat so let's save the questions for then! Thanks gang!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:56:16 2015 No.6132051 >>6132049 IS THIS REALLY JOEY HOW DO I KNOW THIS IS JOEY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:57:08 2015 No.6132052 >>6132049 Can you see your dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 17:57:21 2015 No.6132054 >>6132051 He's been posting for a while, he said hed shout us out before he did in the new years vid so it could be him but who the fuck knows

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 18:00:35 2015 No.6132065 >>6132028 >>6132049 THIS JOEY IS FAKE DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT HE POSTS ON /POL/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 18:02:54 2015 No.6132070 >>6132065 He probably uses a trip like "cake" or something the fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 18:10:32 2015 No.6132094 >>6132070 True, he admitted to using an easy trip code and claimed someone found it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 18:12:29 2015 No.6132098 >>6132051 It's not Joey, you asshat. It's "Joe" from "Joey's World Tour". Fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 20:30:38 2015 No.6132502 >>6132049 Didn't Joey once joke about bashing a girl named Wendy's brains in in one video? I'd call the police but the world needs Joey

Anonymous Sun Jan 11 01:35:13 2015 No.6133478
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>>6132502
The world doesn't need another Mexican but for joey I'll make an exception

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 15:14:01 2015 No.6135048 File: 374 KB, 703x470, Monkey style.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As Joe, from Joey's Super Kool Food reviews would say BUMP

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 15:23:35 2015 No.6135070 >>6135048 WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 16:28:26 2015 No.6135236 >tfw I watch at least 3 joey videos every day He needs to start doing videos every day. Hell he needs to review every meal he has. STEP IT UP JOEY! I NEED MY FIX!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 19:25:28 2015 No.6135715 Why does Joey still use that stupid spinning globe intro over the one he uses here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3w5m4FTo50

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 21:23:49 2015 No.6136042 >>6135715 Why does it say "Starring Joey" but he introduces himself as "Joe"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 22:26:37 2015 No.6136235 >>6136042 Joe and Joey are twin brothers who have only ever appeared together once on camera >>6118347

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 00:13:58 2015 No.6136435 It's monday... wheres the new review gang?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 00:18:42 2015 No.6136445 >>6132049 Has Joey ever explained how he knew what tripcodes were? Either this guy is a fake or Joey has been a 4channarian prior to /broey/ I wonder what his home board is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 00:29:13 2015 No.6136467 >>6131952 >There's a reason most of the produce you eat in the US comes from California. I live in the US and most of the produce I find in the grocery store comes from Mexico and Chile. You were saying....?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 00:33:21 2015 No.6136470 >>6136445 >hurr dur le epik fast food man dont know what FAQs are

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 00:44:03 2015 No.6136488 File: 464 KB, 841x461, he's back.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiAlB-Icwwc Monday video is up, Broeys! There are definitely some encouraging signs after that Five Guys review

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 00:49:59 2015 No.6136503 >>6136488 he's starting to slowly revert to his old self it's only a matter of time /brooeys/!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 00:52:22 2015 No.6136509 File: 78 KB, 240x240, 1414977170125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6136488 the way his head pulsates at 3:13 is tripping me out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 01:51:25 2015 No.6136621 >>6136488 >spends a couple minutes complaining about it >still rates it a 7/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 05:17:31 2015 No.6136934 File: 27 KB, 600x337, 00X0X_eoyypI0NfDU_600x450[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guys, I found a truck like Joey's on craigslist. should I buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 09:50:45 2015 No.6137244 >>6136488 never remembers what the item is called "yeah gang so this is the Carl's Junior ..... ...... (forgets sandwich name)"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 09:51:37 2015 No.6137245 >>6136934 Only if you plan on doing food reviews in it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 09:56:57 2015 No.6137252 >>6136488 I think it's about time Joey invested in an HD camera.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 11:12:23 2015 No.6137384 >>6136934 Do you live in San Jose? If so, buy it right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 11:19:06 2015 No.6137396 Trying to get a friend into Joey. What's the best vid to show him

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 11:26:53 2015 No.6137406 >>6137396 Monkey Style maybe? Meat Mountain is good too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 11:41:40 2015 No.6137433 >>6136488 Comments disabled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:13:31 2015 No.6137678 So he might attend Vidcon. Anyone thinking of going to that? I know a few of you live by Anaheim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:21:57 2015 No.6137689 >>6137384 And park right next to him while you both do reviews.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 15:01:38 2015 No.6137776 >>6137396 Mrs. Fields https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNy0CxE4zVc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 15:12:01 2015 No.6137795 File: 706 KB, 390x293, 1395722507906.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6137776 hooooooly shit why is this review not more popular?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 15:34:40 2015 No.6137845 >>6137776 >struggling to breath the entire time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 15:36:06 2015 No.6137848 >>6137396 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7oVYfCGH4Y

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 19:11:54 2015 No.6138424 >>6137244 I love this. It's one of my favorite themes in Joey's work. His life is literally fast food and he cannot remember what he's eating without referring to his notes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 19:13:45 2015 No.6138426 Why is this lard so popular on /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 20:02:03 2015 No.6138545 Joeys pretty much dead, hes lost the passion to be goofy and now hes trying to actually be a "youtuber"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 20:26:16 2015 No.6138616 File: 11 KB, 250x241, bH1Zdlu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6137848 >look at what I caught mmmmmmmmmhm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 21:21:57 2015 No.6138726 Has anyone else tried eating while watching Joey vids? I tried but I couldn't finish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 21:29:54 2015 No.6138745 >>6137396 everyone knows kfc boneless chicken is his best video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW1zeM5Hatk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 02:59:22 2015 No.6139769 >>6132502 >>6132502 Uve never seen the shinning? Shame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 06:48:37 2015 No.6140125 Did he leave TeamDaym or something? The TeamDaym intro has been missing on his last couple of videos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 09:59:06 2015 No.6140406 >>6140125 Seems like he's moved it to the outro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 14:47:22 2015 No.6140924 >>6138726 I once ate a double down while watching his quadrupedal down video.

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 14:49:06 2015 No.6140925
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Joey got da beetus
he got it from 4Chan
you caused his pain /ck/ anons
if you're a Joey fan

Joey got da beetus
he's really very ill
it's all your fault you broey fans
now that Joey is kill

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 14:57:22 2015 No.6140956

>>6138745
holy shit I just noticed something in this video. look at the light in the beginning of the video when he says he's waiting for them to open.
then look how much later it looks when he gets his food and reviews it. I looks like at least a few hours in between.
I wonder how long he sat in the parking lot at KFC waiting for them to open.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 18:12:30 2015 No.6141469 >>6140956 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 20:18:55 2015 No.6141761 File: 58 KB, 958x441, bizarro joey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which one of you faggots did this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 21:27:22 2015 No.6141922 >>6120514 "Jumbo" Joey "Enter them slowly" "Fill their trenches" Hernandez

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 22:43:59 2015 No.6142095

>>6141761
Ahahaha FYI to the person.. It's I 'am back.

Also fuck u Joey your vids are shit now. No more challenges. No more mash ups. Boring ass videos.

Stop trying to be like that autistic just4u bald speccy fuck and nigger gorilla looking fat niggerdrops.

U were ur own person Joey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 22:51:25 2015 No.6142111 File: 38 KB, 417x419, Joey 116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-CvMJgIaM NEW VIDEO BROEYS!!!

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 22:56:54 2015 No.6142120

>>6142111
Agh, Joey, why do you make it so difficult to love you?
I thought you were on the rails again after that Carl's J review but I guess not.

That drive thru part was interesting, he really is on autopilot when he goes through those things, he wasn't even listening to the guy.

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:33:40 2015 No.6142210

>>6142111
Is this a fuckin joke? Is this motherfucker playing around with the hearts of broeys everywhere?

What a disgraceful shitpile of a review. Not a single woo. Almost didn't say peace at the end. NO I'AM BYACKKKK?!?!?!

This man is walking a fine line. If he makes more reviews like this I'm unsubscribing. I will renounce my broey status. There was literally no trace of the man we've grown to know and love in this video.

I'm pissed

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:45:39 2015 No.6142245
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>>6142111
>Would you like it homestyle, spicy, or grilled today?
>Just the sandwich, please.
>On the chicken do you want it homestyle, spicy, or grilled?
>Let's go umm... fried.
>Sir, on the chicken did you want it homestyle, spicy, or grilled chicken?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-CvMJgIaM#t=264 30 solid seconds of Joey chewing sounds. No "mmm hmm"'s or anything, just chewing and breathing. The chicken

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:59:27 2015 No.6142282
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>>6142210
>>6142120
I hope those #TeamDaym redditor fucks are happy.

Now there's no Joey for us, and it's not like they're even gonna watch Joey when there's so many people who can do the calm, descriptive food reviewer thing so much better than he can, and without being an obese Mexican. In trying to help Joey, they bullied out of him the one thing that made him beautiful.

I mean who the fuck is this guy trying to appeal to anymore? Who is this guy?

Review a bullet Joey, stop tarnishing your legacy

Anonymous Wed Jan 14 00:02:04 2015 No.6142291

>>6142111

This fucking idiot is so self conscious that he has to suck that obnoxious nigger daym off and try to appeal to his fans. His videos suck balls now and there's literally no way he can come back from this. He had a magic spontaneity that #killjoey got rid of and also he wants to get a larger audience of "youtubers."

Fucking faggot selling out his gyang of broeys. Fucking piece of shit he betrayed all of us

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 00:09:59 2015 No.6142317 >>6142111 Worst shit I've ever seen. I'm the one who planted the fucking idea for a Christmas card to save him, but I guess it wasn't worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 00:17:36 2015 No.6142337 File: 70 KB, 160x173, deadinside.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6142245 >the tears in his eyes at 4:55 he wants to die

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 00:31:33 2015 No.6142373 >>6142317 But anon, I was the one who planted the idea for a Christmas card

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 00:48:39 2015 No.6142431 File: 13 KB, 807x736, 1420087441528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6142282 >in trying to help Joey, they bullied out of him the one thing that made him beautiful. That was beautiful anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 02:29:14 2015 No.6142682 >>6142431 /broey/ is full of broets, get used to it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 02:54:44 2015 No.6142727 >>6130258 The saying is "dime a dozen".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 03:03:05 2015 No.6142737 >>6142111 No! Fuck this shit! Unsubbed! you lost it Joe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 03:28:48 2015 No.6142791 >>6142373 Nah, mate, I was the dude who made the first thread trying to get people to wish him well. It was inspired by a funny card /mu/ made for an utube reviewer called the NeedleDrop when he was depressed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 07:10:01 2015 No.6143003 >>6142111 What's with this "Shoot for the moon" bullshit? Come on Joey COME ON

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 07:21:43 2015 No.6143010 >>6142727 Adults don't correct each other

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 07:40:08 2015 No.6143017 File: 4 KB, 192x107, piggy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't expect him to do many more videos since he got da beetus. I think he's realising his gravy train (no pun) is over and that's why he's so lacklustre now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 08:12:04 2015 No.6143044 File: 40 KB, 200x200, 4bb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6126611 >Joe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 08:22:39 2015 No.6143054 >>6131911 people like hype and charisma daym has both also he got remixed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 08:38:38 2015 No.6143067 >>6143017 when was he diagnosed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 10:24:05 2015 No.6143199 >>6128618 The amount of buzzwords this dude threw out made me sick. This fucker has nothing on Joey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 11:31:39 2015 No.6143297 File: 104 KB, 333x500, 2358725669_6f3ff477b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Chris Brown 10 hours ago >One day, Joey is going to fucking lose it. We will see him in traffic naked waving his penis and yelling "woo woo woo".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 11:50:26 2015 No.6143325 >>6143067 all that shit he went on about watching his insulin level I guess. if Joe is a betic is it /ck/s fault????

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 11:56:27 2015 No.6143331 >>6143067 It's generally accepted that he had a health scare around the time he put this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTUl9gTX-tM

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 11:59:08 2015 No.6143336 >>6143297 how would he even expose it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 12:16:11 2015 No.6143365 File: 38 KB, 846x563, No no no stop please STOP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 13:32:49 2015 No.6143493 >>6143365 Lol.

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Wed Jan 14 13:47:17 2015 No.6143517 >>6120530 came to this thread looking for these

Anonymous Wed Jan 14 13:51:00 2015 No.6143523
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>>6143054
Seriously? just because some shitty remix? I don't know why Joey (Joe?) is trying to appease to their fans then. They have the attention span of a gnat and will never like him.

Also
being loud != charismatic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 14:04:11 2015 No.6143543 >>6128618 Going /ian/. Fuck Joey. He sold out to daym. Let's all hop on the ian bandwagon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 14:47:12 2015 No.6143613 >>6128618 This shit is miles better than Joey. Thanks /ck/ poster

Anonymous Wed Jan 14 15:59:32 2015 No.6143838

>>6142282
>>6143331
>It's generally accepted that he had a health scare around the time he put this out

This is what changed him, not #killjoey or Team Daym or whatever. It was then he learned from his doctor that he's going to be dead at 40 if he keeps eating Fishzillas and quadruple downs. So he doesn't even enjoy doing this shit anymore.

You can see the fear and sadness in his eyes whenever he stares at food now. I mean he was depressed before, but now shit's turned up to 11.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 16:22:24 2015 No.6143935 >>6143523 who will remix joey

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 17:20:46 2015 No.6144144 >>6143838 You have no proof faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 17:27:23 2015 No.6144159 File: 268 KB, 343x500, Jodia Right Leg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even like this guy, but I was bored. 1/5

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 17:28:25 2015 No.6144161 File: 304 KB, 343x500, Jodia Left Leg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2/5

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 17:29:26 2015 No.6144166 File: 262 KB, 343x500, Jodia Right Arm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3/5

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 17:30:27 2015 No.6144170 File: 229 KB, 343x500, Jodia Left Arm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 4/5

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 17:31:27 2015 No.6144174 File: 337 KB, 343x500, Jodia Head.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 5/5

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 17:40:46 2015 No.6144199 >>6144144 It's pretty black and white People have been calling Joey fat for decades by that point and all of the sudden he just now spontaneously decides he wants lose weight and eat healthy? Good luck with that in court, anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 17:47:03 2015 No.6144217 File: 304 KB, 343x500, Real Left Leg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck, here I corrected the way his legs faced so it looks normal. 1/2

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 17:48:05 2015 No.6144222 File: 267 KB, 343x500, Real Right Leg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2/2

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 19:39:17 2015 No.6144498 File: 14 KB, 349x314, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mfw Joe threads and joe vids are fucking terribly boring now. Oh well. Was fun whilst it lasted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 21:27:43 2015 No.6144749 >>6144498 Wait for the vlogs before you give up all hope, broe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 22:29:15 2015 No.6144893 >>6144199 Yeah, it's impossible to decide to lose weight and eat healthily without having been diagnosed with a disease. faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 23:59:23 2015 No.6145163 File: 16 KB, 277x255, 1367149355867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6128618 >bomb sexy >bomb sexy >bomb sexy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 00:22:24 2015 No.6145228 >>6128618 Can we have an /ian/ thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 00:26:16 2015 No.6145244 >>6128618 >edits >no woos >bomb sexy >off the chain it's a zero

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 00:49:38 2015 No.6145289 >>6128618 I think this guy is pretty funny. I think everyone should realize he's the future of food reviews

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 00:56:55 2015 No.6145302 >>6144749 Nope. I'm done. Unsubbed days ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 01:41:15 2015 No.6145401 >>6144498 Only reviewbrah can save us now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pAdSKmkyUM

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 10:01:49 2015 No.6146112 File: 259 KB, 1284x980, 1421049593271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6142282 >review a bullet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 11:57:08 2015 No.6146312 >>6128618 Is there something I'm missing? He's like Daym without all the charisma or colorful urban phrases or energy. He sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 16:50:10 2015 No.6147047 File: 775 KB, 854x661, 1418043291682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Joey inspired my friend to make his own food reviews http://youtu.be/FLUCloIkWLs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 17:20:02 2015 No.6147116 >>6120282 and rambling, don't forget rambling

Anonymous Thu Jan 15 17:43:32 2015 No.6147181

>Joey has just announced that he's going to commit suicide on Friday and delete his youtube channel

You can only preserve 5 videos for future generations gyang. Which do you choose?

- Fishzilla
- Quadruple Down
- Monkey Style
- KFC Boneless Chicken
- Carl's Jr. Texas BBQ Burger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 17:49:26 2015 No.6147199 >>6147181 It's really hard to argue with those first four For fifth I'd either go with the chorizo vid or his suicide video depending

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 18:49:34 2015 No.6147330 >>6147047 This would be much funnier if it were done in a car like Joey

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 19:49:43 2015 No.6147480 What's the most patrician Joey review? This is my vote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhHRabFTwEc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 19:52:20 2015 No.6147486 >>6147480 God he sure loves talking about big pieces of meat, yeesh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 19:54:59 2015 No.6147495 Hey OP that guy in the pic that you used, what's his name again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 19:56:19 2015 No.6147499 >>6147480 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCpQJuj4PW0 Same poster, but this is his magnum opus of McDonald's reviews. >That complaining of his 'small cup' size. >Thinks Chipotle is 5-star fast food >That relentless McDs hate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 19:57:26 2015 No.6147504 >>6147480 boneless chicken for sure

Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:00:03 2015 No.6147512

You faggots make me sick. You don't even fucking like this guy for reviews, you just enjoy picking him apart. Implying he's going to kill himself and how depressed he is for your own amusement. You never actually cared about him, you're probably the fuckheads in his comments saying

>DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS JOEY!

When people tell him he's going to die from eating all of that trash. Constantly egging the dude on just so you can laugh at him making a fool of himself. "Fans" alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:04:59 2015 No.6147528 >>6147512 I never told him in the comments to ignore the "haters", but I bet people from here do for the reasons you mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:06:27 2015 No.6147531 >>6142111 >dat opening scene How has nobody set this to "real human bean" from Drive, yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:23:54 2015 No.6147555 >>6147480 >joey talking like he's ever done home improvement kek I can't even imagine joey changing a lightbulb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:31:11 2015 No.6147570 >>6147555 Joey once tore down a tree in his backyard because there were owls in it, Joey takes good care of his home

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:33:09 2015 No.6147574 >>6147570 Why the fuck would you want to get rid of an owl, and how the fuck does that translate to caring for the home? Also, he "tore down" a tree? lel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:35:06 2015 No.6147579 >>6147574 Fine, he paid people to tear a tree down but the point still stands https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMdru7eNnMg The owls annoyed Joey. A house being annoying is a problem and handyman Joe fixed it, which means he cares for his home.

Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:35:11 2015 No.6147580

>>6147499
Joey seems like he's one of those people who makes up his mind about what he's going to like before he even takes a bite. You can tell in videos like that where he bitches about the place he never likes the food.
On reviews where he's super happy at the start it's always "5/5 STARS GANG!!! WOOWOWOOWO!".
GO INTO YOUR REVIEWS WITH AN OPEN MIND JOEY.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:39:15 2015 No.6147595 >>6147579 >tearing down a tree because of owls wow and here I thought I couldn't hate that fat piece of shit any more. way to go joey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:41:45 2015 No.6147600 >>6147499 Petition to get Joey to listen to his own rant at 2:28

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Thu Jan 15 20:42:02 2015 No.6147601 >>6147595 what part does he talk about wrecking the owl home? I'm a fan of birds and don't want to listen to this fat slob drone on

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:44:06 2015 No.6147605 >>6147601 right at the beginning. It made me hate that fucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 21:08:01 2015 No.6147640 >>6147595 It looks like the nice guy image is just what people thought he could be based on little of what they know about him. The real Joey could be someone detestable and the more you know the less you like him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 21:45:35 2015 No.6147712 >>6147512 Wow your about 6 months too late. What a fucking pleb. Keep up m8.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 21:54:07 2015 No.6147728 >>6137848 The best Joey review I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 22:07:55 2015 No.6147769 >>6147640 Maybe that's "Joe" talking though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 22:15:38 2015 No.6147787 File: 42 KB, 460x391, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6147728 Yeah lol. I wish I knew the name of what he was eating though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 22:19:51 2015 No.6147800 >>6147495 "Dirty" Dan "Beer Can" "Open Wider" Schneider

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 23:18:35 2015 No.6147944 Is it just me, or does it seem like he's about to break down crying in this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhUIhtkzPGw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 23:26:50 2015 No.6147963 >>6147944 I can see it But oh god Joey what the fuck I can't help but think he's getting worse and worse on purpose Like if Joey's World Tour was some conceptual art piece, New Joey must be some post-art shit, that was awful.

>>	noko Thu Jan 15 23:54:20 2015 No.6148031 does anyone think joey is trying to imitate ken dommick?

Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:17:33 2015 No.6148187

>>6148031
I think Joey is getting close to the end of his rails more than he's trying to imitate anyone.

With his failing health and his sons abandoning him and him having to move back in with his mom, we'll likely never see Joey in a Monkey Style state of euphoria ever again, that's Joey's problem.

I do think Joey's meeting with Ken is the last time we'll ever see him truly happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 01:21:54 2015 No.6148198 >>6147944 Holy fuckinh SHIT boring fucking retard. Yeah lets just be hilarious and funny but then change into some boring clone of a nigger and bald canadian "reviewing" fast food. Fuck you joey. You could have been a fucking star.

Anonymous Fri Jan 16 02:03:00 2015 No.6148281

A new intro ain't gunna cut it Joe ur ded to me and my family you corporate shuck fuck you and that fat black oblong headed nigger ape with his piss poor intro and fat ugly sister/gf

Just4u and just4my autism

Don't get me started on that bald speccy twat

Anonymous Fri Jan 16 02:12:45 2015 No.6148297

>>6148198
But joey IS a star!
Notice how ever since that review of astronaut food he has said that dumb line "shoot for the moon if you miss you'll be with the stars" or some shit. I think joey has finally accepted he will never go to the moon and he's just doing mediocre food reviews until he dies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 02:15:56 2015 No.6148310 >/joey/ thread 404ing >will probably be the last one since his recent reviews have been utter shite It was fun while it lasted broeys. I'll miss these threads. and WOOWOOWOOing with you guys ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 09:02:23 2015 No.6148804 >>6148310 ;_; As Luke Skywalker always said, "Live long and prosper, Broeys"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 09:30:20 2015 No.6148853 File: 534 KB, 763x444, it was him gyang.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6118347 OH SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 16:17:45 2015 No.6149680 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSmNa9AooKc Holy shit skip to 5:00

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