/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6112132]

Anyone remember when that one guy said he was going to make that free pdf cookbook thing for everyone here?

Yeah, I'm that guy, and I remembered too. Sorry I had a lot of stuff happen during 2014 that really prevented me from getting it done, but for Christmas 2015 you might get a few presents in your stockings.

RIP Hearts advent calendar, tho.

I love you crazy bastards. This being said, how would you like the recipes split? Chicken/Beef/Pork/Soups/Desserts? Ideas plox. Or not. Just letting you know you've not been forgotten.

[Anonymous No.6112138]

Divide the recipes into meals that can be eaten with:
> knife and fork
> spoon
> hands

Don't fuck this up. It's critical.
Also, what are your qualifications?

[Anonymous No.6112141]

>>6112138
A love for the craft and a desire to help everyone here. I have a mountain of saved recipes from everything that has been posted here and just am willing to organize them to benefit everyone.

[Anonymous No.6112144]

>>6112141
How fitting. A PDF full of copypasta

I'm keen to see it, tbh, so I guess beef/chicken/lamb/pork/whatever would be good.
Also, entree/main/dessert/sex lube...

[hairball !!pQHs/QThnQH No.6112146]

how big is the ramen section

[Anonymous No.6112147]

>>6112144
With the sheer amount of recipes I have, I could easily do multiple 'volumes'.

Also definitely going to do one for all those damn HOW DO I COOK THESE BONELESS SKINLESS CHICKEN BREASTS I BOUGHT FOR NO REASON threads that always pop up.

[Anonymous No.6112154]

>>6112147
Looking forward to it, m8.

I came to /ck/ a few months ago looking for inspiration and all I've learned is that some people eat pizza with a knife and fork and McDonald's is a major food group.

Keep us posted!

[Anonymous No.6112157]

>>6112132
>dead things
Triggered. /ck/ is NOT a fucking carnist board. There are vegans here you prick.

[Anonymous No.6112161]

>>6112157
>/ck/ is NOT a fucking carnist board.
Speak for yourself, honey. Most people eat meat.

[Anonymous No.6112165]

Can you call the book Wa La ?

[Anonymous No.6112166]

>>6112165
The secret book of hammy down recipes. Wa La!

[Anonymous No.6112171]

>>6112132

That would be great as I've only seen one recipe on here in awhile.

Here's a suggestion:

1. Appetizers
2. Beef
3. Chicken
4. Pork
5. Seafood
6. Vegetarian
7. Dessert

Add or subtract as you see fit.

[Anonymous No.6112182]

>downloading a .pdf from a guy on 4chan

Oh boy that virus sure sounds tasty

[Anonymous No.6112287]

>>6112138

> knife and fork
> spoon
> hands

>implying there's a single dish that can't be eaten with your hands

[Borneo No.6112291]

>>6112171
if you have enough material have appetisers and dessert subcategorised further, chocolate, fruit, caramel etc

[Anonymous No.6112301]

>>6112132
but why though OP?
when we have an entire internet of recipes at our fingertips?
I'd rather get together and share youtube cooking shows that we've found especially helpful.
Anna Olson has an incredible strudel recipe
it absolutely made my Christmas
Also this guy is so irritating I can't stand him but his recipes are all ripped off from Thomas Keller and damn if they aren't spot on, clever actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1PfQ_c4se0

[Anonymous No.6112302]

Spend some time on the Index (and consider having more than one). It's long and annoying to do but the best thing to have... So people can lookup recipe by ingredient/spice/cuisine no matter where they are in the book itself.

[Anonymous No.6112317]

>>6112132
Section it according to meme type

[Anonymous No.6112337]

>>6112287
Hot soup.

[Anonymous No.6112338]

>>6112157
>muh body's not a graveyard
But it is a compost heap. Either way, you're still eating dead things. And I know you're not vegan, Anon, ya big ol' silly, you.

[Anonymous No.6112378]

>>6112337

>he can't ladle hot soup with his hands

You just need to train

[Anonymous No.6112392]

>>6112165
>>6112166
Fucking this, OP.

[Anonymous No.6112709]

>>6112132
4ufrom/gd/

[Anonymous No.6113169]

>>6112709
this looks like something guy fiery would tattoo on his cheek

[Anonymous No.6113181]

>>6112709

The slogan is missing

[Anonymous No.6113209]

>>6112132
Will there be a section of "cooking for newfriends"?
I'm new to cooking, and would love a few simple recipes, before trying to complicate things.

[Anonymous No.6113354]

>free pdf cookbook thing
You mean a recipe book? There's this new thing called the internet. I hear you can find recipes on it.

What I'd really love to see is a /ck/ wiki (like what /fit/ or /fa/ have) with some recipes, but also stuff like an overview of different cooking methods, techniques, cookware info, pots and pans care and maintenance, etc. Like stuff you would actually learn in a culinary school.

[Anonymous No.6113388]

>>6113354
you mean a culinary school? theres this new thing called real life i hear you can learn new skills in it

(read: fk off faggot)

[Anonymous No.6113427]

>>6113388
>you mean a culinary school?
Yes! Just like stuff you would learn in culinary school!

Also, a wiki page has the added benefit that everyone can pitch in what knowledge they have. So if one anon has tips and tricks they've picked up over years of cooking, say, potatoes, we can utilize that knowledge for everyone's benefit.

The current project is just one anon making a recipe compilation then putting it into pdf form. Kinda pointless if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.6113436]

Make sure there's a section on meme dishes that include Sriracha, bacon and pink himalayan salt

[Anonymous No.6113541]

>>6113427
>a wiki page has the added benefit that everyone can pitch in what knowledge they have
I can't wait to teach you all my secrets to achieving perfect microwave Ramen!

[Anonymous No.6113676]

>>6113436
Don't forget the Sogwich, a submersible sandwich!

[Anonymous No.6113773]

>>6112165
Yes plox

[Anonymous No.6114011]

>>6112161
>>6112338
what is joke

[Anonymous No.6114048]

>>6112132
Wait like actual food or shit like pic related

[Anonymous No.6114053]

>>6113181
The slogan is reddit-tier.

[Anonymous No.6114082]

>>6112709
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.6114089]

>>6114053
nah, its just old.

>>6113427
Somewhere out there somebody has a /ck/ wikia he was working on.

OP, pls pls pls make a definitive how to on cooking steak in a skillet.

[Anonymous No.6114090]

>>6112161
>>6112338
Are you a drag queen?

[Anonymous No.6114091]

>>6112132
but we have this

>http://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

[Anonymous No.6114098]

>>6113354
also, there is the booru if you are looking exclusively for recipes
ck.booru.org

[Anonymous No.6114102]

>>6114089
get a heavy bottomed skillet
turn the heat on high
put a little oil in the pan
start searing the meat
add butter to the pan
flip the steak
spoon butter over
when a good crust has formed on the bottom
put it right into a hot oven and finish it
the whole process should take maybe 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.6114107]

>>6114053
this post gave me cancer

[Anonymous No.6114115]

>>6112709
this version is only a little bit better than OP's

[Anonymous No.6114121]

>>6112166
Hammy down recipes that will make you say wa la!

[Anonymous No.6114413]

>>6112154
>not appreciating the constant Chipotle shilling
patrician detected

[Anonymous No.6114415]

>>6112182
>not running Linux
What's a computer virus, mommy?

[Anonymous No.6114470]

>>6114121
Is that from that autistic chef video? Because if so I fully support this.

Heh. My captcha was Bookv

[Anonymous No.6114529]

>>6114415
Are you implying that you live with your mommy?

[Anonymous No.6114547]

>>6112138
Whatever you do, don't listen to this faggot.

[Anonymous No.6115144]

>>6114415
>linux is immune to virus

>confirmed for not running linux
>confirmed for wannabe black hat

[Anonymous No.6115154]

>>6114547

>what is topical joke based on current threads?
lurk moar

[Anonymous No.6115771]

>>6112165
>>6112166
>>6113773
>>6114121

What is the joke here?