/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6105815]

Take one, /ck/.

[Anonymous No.6105818]

y-you too

[Anonymous No.6105819]

>>6105815
>cant hold this feel

[Anonymous No.6105820]

>>6105815
How many times in her life do you think that female has had her orifices forcibly penetrated without her consent?

How many of those times do you think she experienced an involuntary orgasm?

[Anonymous No.6105822]

>>6105815

Put the doughnuts down. Take off your clothes. We can eat later.

[Anonymous No.6105825]

Not a single old fasion? Come on

[Anonymous No.6105835]

>>6105822
As a lesbian I say we eat now.
Just drop the doughnuts and lets get to it.

[Anonymous No.6105836]

Gimme dat classic chocolate syrup+sprinkles, haven't had one of them for years.

[Anonymous No.6105839]

>>6105815
Sorry,I'm on a diet

Then turn around and leave to get some salad

[Anonymous No.6105841]

>>6105815
B-but I'm cutting.

Shoo shoo g-gains goblin!

[Anonymous No.6105848]

>>6105815
>takes white icing with sprinkles or custard filled obviously
closest to teh bewbs

[Anonymous No.6105856]

It's going to take a while to choose. Don't want the one with a squiggle of jizz on it so that narrows the options

[Anonymous No.6105859]

>>6105815
>no hollow glazed one

Thanks for the offer but I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.6105861]

>>6105835
As another lesbian I'm ashamed to say I didn't even notice the boobies until reading the comments.

[Anonymous No.6105867]

>>6105861

You're probably not a legit lesbian, but one of those "I got raped and I'm afraid of men" pseudo-lesbians.

[Anonymous No.6105874]

>>6105815
None are cake? Alright, plain chocolate, middle row second from the left

[Anonymous No.6105880]

> all these serious replies
I knew it. I'm surrounded by women and faggots. I'll have the top two in the middle.

[Anonymous No.6105884]

>>6105880
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.6105887]

>>6105880
*Heavy breathing*
>I *exhale* knew *inhale* it.
*Begins sweating from so much physical activity*
>I'm surrounded *haggard breathing* by women and *gasping for air at this point, it's more exercise than he's done in years* faggots.
>Just shove the top two into my mouth, I need to lay down for a bit.

[Anonymous No.6105892]

>>6105815
Can I have two? :^)

[Anonymous No.6105897]

The bottom yellow one looks luke there's custard in there. I would prolly take rhat one

[Anonymous No.6105902]

>>6105815
Please remove this thread. That woman is an imodest, western whore.

[Anonymous No.6105905]

and not one of those is a boston creme.

son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.6105908]

>>6105902
Sent. ;)

[Anonymous No.6105911]

>>6105908
Failed.

[Anonymous No.6105916]

>>6105861
I meant eat pussy sheesh it was implied...

[Anonymous No.6105918]

>>6105887
Shut up faggot. You're just as bad.

[Anonymous No.6105920]

>>6105905
Don't worry bro, I'm about to give her a boston creme.

[Anonymous No.6105927]

>>6105887

[Anonymous No.6105942]

>>6105905

So much this. No Boston Creme? Fuck yo donuts, bitch

[Anonymous No.6105962]

Don't even have a dunkin dounuts around here

[Anonymous No.6105975]

Take the one with lots of chocolate chips so I can grace her breast with a knuckle and see if she reacts warmly.

If her tits were smaller or if it were a dude I'd just take the one with a white stripe, or one of the jellies.

[Anonymous No.6105980]

>>6105975
>letting women manipulate your choices
beta pickle dick fag confirmed

[Anonymous No.6105987]

>>6105980

I'll take an inferior donut now for a shot at a taste of milk to go with it later.

[Anonymous No.6106000]

>>6105861
faggot

[Anonymous No.6106007]

A place called Amy's Donuts opened up in my town this week.

Should I go check it out today? A good 15 minute drive for donuts.

>tfw no donut shops on my side of town.

[Anonymous No.6106038]

>>6106007

Only if Amy has huge tits like in the OP

[Anonymous No.6106044]

>>6105815
I call dibs on the one with rainbow sprinkles

[Anonymous No.6106048]

>>6105861
Lesbian hurr. First thing I noticed were her huge boobs but I still want a donut. The one with the sprinkles.

[Anonymous No.6106055]

why is /ck/ infested with dykes

[Anonymous No.6106057]

Are you guys non-ironically attracted to 3D?

[Anonymous No.6106064]

>>6106048
>>6106044

fight fight fight.

But seriously, the sprinkled one is umbrellaed by her tits. I'd rather go for the one with lots of chocolate chips and see where it goes from there.

Do you guys think I could trick a fat girl into blowing me if I put a donut around my dick?

[Anonymous No.6106075]

>>6106064

There is more than one sprinkled donut in the pic, you blind fuck.

[Anonymous No.6106079]

>>6106057
>anime fag

[Anonymous No.6106083]

>>6106064
>>6106075


>avoiding the boob and indulging in the chocolate menace

First lesbos take flannels and short haircuts from men. Now they try and take cucking!

[Anonymous No.6106142]

>>6106079
>doesn't even have the anime version
>saves images from Know Your Meme
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/721/720/5e8.jpg
>5e8.jpg
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.6106155]

>>6105861
>>6106048
>>6105835
>"Hey look at me im a lesbian!! im unique!!"


>>6106142
destroyed

[Anonymous No.6106187]

as a gluten-free gentlemen
i kindly ask you to fuck off, milady

[Anonymous No.6106190]

>>6105887
>haggard breathing
>kek

[Anonymous No.6106205]

>>6105815
T-thanks, You too.
>turn 360degrees and walk away

[Anonymous No.6106230]

One of the filled ones

if the filled ones have shit in them then the chocolate icing with all the sprinkles

[Anonymous No.6106233]

>>6106075
Clearly I'm not blind as I can see the damn picture you stupid mother fucker

[Anonymous No.6106235]

>>6106079
holy shit you faggot

>>6106142
holy shit you amazing person

[Anonymous No.6106240]

>>6105820
is this a regular occurrence on /ck/ or is this guy just an outlier?

[Anonymous No.6106242]

>>6106240
he probably staggered out of /tv/ for more than a few seconds

[Anonymous No.6106247]

>>6106142
fucking annihilated

[Anonymous No.6106248]

>>6106240
>>6106242

Been spending a couple of hours a day here minimum for at least 6 years. I've probably made 2 or 3 posts on /tv/ in my entire time on 4chan.

Did I trigger you?

[Anonymous No.6106249]

>>6106242
hmm, so don't go to /tv/, gottchu

[Anonymous No.6106252]

>>6105815
>>6105835
>>6105861
>>6106048
same here, but I did notice boobs, but mostly because none of these donuts look unglazed, where are the unglazed donuts? the only thing I want to eat glazed are those boobs.

[Anonymous No.6106256]

>>6106000
well, you're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.6106267]

are you a grill in london?

[Anonymous No.6106271]

>>6105815
The chocolate one, center left on the picture.

[Anonymous No.6106274]

>>6105815
I will take the glazed donut. I am a simple man of simple means.

[Anonymous No.6106280]

>>6106252
boobs are great but there's no face.
Boobs without a face are almost guarenteed bad times, it could be some weird beast.

If it's some london chick it's almost doubly guarenteed that it'll be a beast of some sort.

[Anonymous No.6106297]

i'll take one blowjob, to go

[Anonymous No.6106306]

>>6106297

r u from /tvee/?

[Anonymous No.6106311]

>>6106306
nope from /sci/, but i can appreciate the subtle symbolism in OP's pic. the OP says "take one", which one automatically assumes to be a doughnut. However, a woman's mouth, vaginal, and anal opening are also shaped like doughnuts, so these are equally valid options to choose from as well.

[Anonymous No.6106315]

>>6106306
It's clearly not from /sci since it forgot the ears as holes and forgets about real life.

[Anonymous No.6106328]

>>6105861
>>6105835
>>6106048
>>6106280
>>6106252

>Autism Faggotry: The Thread

[Anonymous No.6106346]

>>6105815
I'll take 'em both, thank you very much . . .

[Anonymous No.6106350]

>>6106280
of course the face is important, but I'm pretty flat so excellent boobs make me salivate with a combination of lust and jealousy.

[Anonymous No.6106354]

>>6106350
Do you think of killing her, severing her breasts and wearing them to enhance your own figure?

[Anonymous No.6106356]

>>6106354
no, I'm a sub.

[Anonymous No.6106358]

>>6105815
The simple choclate glazed one up front. Thanks for the donuts, nancy, you are a valued member of the company.

[Anonymous No.6106359]

>>6106354
>>6106350
Holy shit grills really don't belong on this website. This is autism to the extreme

[Anonymous No.6106360]

One of those better fucking be rasberry filled sugar tits.

[Anonymous No.6106365]

>>6106359
I'm not autistic but its amusing you think autism doesn't belong on /ck/, home of the vegan, gmo shit storms. where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.6106368]

>>6106365
Never mentioned that autism doesn't belong here, because it's rampid throughout this whole websute, I said grills. Like, this frilly and flamboyant attitude is just awkard, and doesn't coexist here. Go take that shit to tumblr

[Anonymous No.6106370]

do girls pretend to lust over tits to get the approval of guys? i noticed in the presence of men women like to talk about how they orgasm over the sight of boobs and stuff and it's kind of sad

[Anonymous No.6106372]

>>6106368
what you're saying is that this frilly and flamboyant attitude makes you feel all bottom befuddled so we should leave?

here let me try to respond in a way that will make you feel more comfortable; Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.6106395]

>>6105815
I'll take the one with the sprinkles
because I like sprinkles
and because it seems the least likely to have been squished by one of your boobs
>btw I'm a grill

[Anonymous No.6106397]

>>6106350
Maybe you deal with niggers a lot.

It's who do you want to wake up next to and you does one trust.

This comes down to personal choice, not some government creepy bullshit.

[Anonymous No.6106398]

Her hair is a pretty color

[Anonymous No.6106410]

>>6106368
>this frilly and flamboyant attitude is just awkard, and doesn't coexist here.

Have you been on 4chan before? Half the people who post want to be little anime girls or bottoms. Machismo bullshit is never the norm unless you're from /b/ or /fit/.

[Anonymous No.6106463]

>>6106410
I'm from /sp/ so...
>>6106372
I feel no more comfortable

[Anonymous No.6106640]

>>6105815
>Dunkin' Donuts
Fuck those dry dry desert donuts

[Anonymous No.6106660]

>>6106372

god i have a massive bone for crustless finger sandwiches

[Anonymous No.6107187]

>>6106660
my massive grilled bone is reserved for fancy themed dining, especially when I get to cater one.

heston blumenthal is basically hard core porn for me.

[Anonymous No.6107249]

>>6105815
Bottom left looks like it would be nice with an espresso.

[Anonymous No.6107278]

>>6105815
*grabs tits*

[Anonymous No.6107369]

>>6105815
That you, Aoi Asahina?

[Anonymous No.6107378]

I wanna take that boobs

[Anonymous No.6107399]

>>6106248
>Been spending a couple of hours a day here minimum for at least 6 years.
I'm sorry that the OP's image was a painful reminder of something you'll never have, but you shouldn't resent women because they won't have sex with a neckbearded virgin who browses 4chan all day.

[Anonymous No.6107404]

>>6107399
You sure project a lot.

[Anonymous No.6107413]

>>6106142
>>6106155
>>6106235
Samefag

[fatlifts !FAtLifts26 No.6107418]

>>6105815
where the fuck is my apple fritter

[Anonymous No.6107458]

>>6106252
Why would you want to put glazed boobs in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.6107468]

>>6107458
i can glaze her boobs if you want

[Anonymous No.6107471]

This thread went to shit quickly. A shame someone got buttblasted that people are giving their honest answers

[Anonymous No.6107493]

>>6106368
>rampid

[Anonymous No.6107519]

>>6105815
Every time I see tits like that I think of a retarded policeman.

http://youtu.be/WNDlf6hA6TY

[Anonymous No.6107525]

>>6106187
>gluten free
lmao, nice genetics brah

[Anonymous No.6107529]

>>6107458
>Why would you want to put glazed boobs in your mouth?
Why wouldn't you want to put glazed boobs in your mouth?

[kurt !fr.s3OkxTY No.6107530]

>dunking donuts
>not apple & spice

ishygddt

[Anonymous No.6107531]

>>6107471
Isn't that how this whole board is? Shame people can't say anything without some fuck ruining it

[Anonymous No.6107591]

None. I hate donuts.

[Anonymous No.6107625]

>>6105815
Good lord, Leanne. Put your tits away.

[Anonymous No.6107629]

>>6105815
This is the greatest picture ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.6107630]

>>6105815
>They look so tasty
>The donuts, I mean
>y-you too

[Anonymous No.6107663]

I think I'll have the yellow one, what flavor is that?

[Anonymous No.6107919]

I looked at the doughnuts before I noticed there were tits. I think I'm gay.

[Anonymous No.6108016]

>> 6105815

May I take 2?

[Anonymous No.6110211]

>>6105815
Can I have both? :3

[Anonymous No.6110255]

>sprinkles
salivatinghomersimpson.gif

[Anonymous No.6110275]

>>6106142
Stop replying to yourself dude. It wasn't anything near annihilation. It was pretty mundane and forgettable. Like you.

[Anonymous No.6110278]

>>6107663
Isn't it maple? Perhaps maple walnut or pecan

[Anonymous No.6110281]

>>6110278
Why no cashews?

[Anonymous No.6110320]

>>6106007
Okay. Went to that Amy's donut place. It was towards the night though.

Anyways, it is a novelty donut shop. One of them has green peppers, but some of them sounded good. They were out of most of them. They need to get some interior design going though, they took up in the old KFC so you can basically see the back of the kitchen.

First donut was solid with sprinkles. I wanted a strawberry donut but they didn't have it.

The second donut though had a bunch of brownie pieces all over it. Holy fuck, that wasn't a donut. That was fucking cake. I had to grab a glass of milk to finish it. Disgustingly delicious. Really messy though. I hate messy foods myself.

Overall experience: 6/10 but the donuts were 8/10

[Anonymous No.6110331]

>>6110275
You're just making it worse, he'll keep reposting that faggot over and over, it's a picture of a shitty so called comedian and like frog posters gets posted over and over and over again.

[Anonymous No.6110372]

>>6105835
Simply epic, anon :^)

[Anonymous No.6110375]

>>6110281
My nigga those don't look like le cashew

[Anonymous No.6110425]

>>6106048
>The one with the sprinkles.
I can't even use
"
>sprinkles
Faggot.
"
as a response because you said you're a lesbian. Dammit.

>>6106372
I've actually wanted to try afternoon tea or whatever the British call that meal with tea and the buttload of cakes and sandwiches and shit. It probably looks a lot better than it really is though.

>>6110320
Would try.

[Anonymous No.6110540]

>>6105815
I don't eat doughnuts, and I hate moles.

[Anonymous No.6110543]

>>6110540
So you're homosexual?

[Anonymous No.6110548]

>>6105815
>take one

[Anonymous No.6110557]

>>6110543
Why, you want some fuck?

[Anonymous No.6111179]

Okay, you want me to grab the left or the right?

[Anonymous No.6111210]

>>6105815

either the vanilla dip with rainbow sprinkles, the chocolate one with the white chocolate shavings, or that one on the bottom left. Aside from those last two, they look basically like what we'd get at timmy's in soviet Canuckistan. Also, if this is a workplace thing, I'd probably rip on her a little about not getting a cruller, you know, flirting and stuff.

Even if she's not the cutest, she got doughnuts for everyone at work, and clearly I'm the first one she's offered, so why not go for it?

[Anonymous No.6112022]

>>6105815
No thanks, I'm on a diet.

Also I'm gay.

[Anonymous No.6112025]

>>6112022
Youre not gay

[Anonymous No.6112056]

>>6112025
>ur not a faget
Well, that's a first.

[Anonymous No.6112057]

>>6105815
Sorry I'm on a strict diet, all I eat is PUSSAY. Then I'd dead lift her onto my shoulders turn 360 degrees and walk away.

[Anonymous No.6112059]

>>6112056
Shut up faggot hes straight

[Anonymous No.6112067]

>>6112059
Psh, I'm munching so much dick right now. You don't even know.

[Anonymous No.6112069]

>>6105815
Would it be cool if i put my cock through one of the donuts and slapped your titties with the cock-donut?

[Anonymous No.6112072]

>>6112067
Youre a liar, youre not a faggot

[Anonymous No.6112079]

>>6112072

[Anonymous No.6112090]

>>6112079
You dont wish that was you bro

[Anonymous No.6112159]

>>6105815
Are they real? I mean the boobs, looks kind of fake.

[Anonymous No.6112164]

>>6105815
Are they real? They look like fake, I mean the boobs.

[Anonymous No.6112173]

>>6105815
>push up bra

Abso Disgust

[Anonymous No.6112219]

>>6105815
can't i take two? :^)

[Anonymous No.6112226]

>>6112173
hardly
those tits are barely held at all

[Anonymous No.6112300]

>>6112164
They're real, she's just fat

[Anonymous No.6112331]

Dunkin Donuts? pfff, fuck that shit. Once you've had Tim Hortons, you cannot have anything else.

[Anonymous No.6114590]

I might grab a pair

[Anonymous No.6114602]

>this thread is still alive

Holy shit, is /ck/ the slowest moving board?

[Anonymous No.6114605]

>>6105815
I've never had Dunkin Donuts that didn't taste stale. I've been at all times of the day and they are always terrible.

[Anonymous No.6114613]

>>6114602

it has tits in the starting image, people will flock to it and feel obliged to post just to justify their clicking reply.

[Anonymous No.6114636]

>>6114602
>is /ck/ the slowest moving board?
/n/ope.

[Anonymous No.6114682]

>>6114602
youve never been to /po/ my other home. much loved but very slow compared to /ck/

[Anonymous No.6114996]

>>6114602
I've seen /asp/ threads last months

[Anonymous No.6115085]

I am gay man I don't care about the boobs. However, I'm a very fat gay man and desire multiple donuts. Every single one, in fact.

[Anonymous No.6115107]

>>6114602
/t/ is the slowest board. Ive seen threads last for a years.

[Anonymous No.6115115]

>>6107458
Why would you not?

[Anonymous No.6115121]

>>6115115
In the porn world 'glazed' is synonymous with 'bukakke'.
Search your favourite source for "Glazed and Dazed".